The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, December 2, 1930, Page 10

THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE, TUESDAY, DECEMBER 2, 1930 THAT'S NOTHING — WHEN 1 FIRST SAW RIM ny ) LAUGHED RIGHT OUT Loud 1 HOWLED ! AND I'M STILL LAUGHING— v MET RED MILLER THIS MORNING© HE WAS PUSHING YHE BABY CARRIAGE GEE- THAT'S A SWELL BABY OF THEIRS = SHE CUTEST LITTLE THING YOU EVER SAW— AND SMART = THAT CHILD NEVER TOOK MIR EYES OFF OF ME — NE JUST SAT THERE AND LOOKED AT ME - AND SMILED — THE FIRtT TIME EVER SAW ME'=— 4 HAVENT NET BUT SHE'S TOLD ME WHAT HE'S LIKE - MANLY BROW, DEEP EXPRESSNE ENES - STRONG MOUTH ANID CHIN = NOU SEEM TO HANE SANED OUT ONE FOR NOOUORSELF.* OF COURSE MOU MAN NOT HANG LORA, THERE AREN'T AS MANN : YOUNG sprouts fy WALT I'VE LHANGING AROUND ONEN THE FRONT GATE re Rest THIS SEASON. OF THEM MAN KICKED BY HER HUSBAND SAID TO BE GREATLY IMPROVED —Headiline in Illinois paper. It must be great to be able to mould people like that.—Life. NATURALLY Magistrate: Do you understand the nature of an oath, Mrs. Murphy? Mrs. Murphy: Well, my husband fs a golfer and my son drives a sec- ond-hand car.—Answers. ALL THROUGH THE NIGHT A new wall paper design has bars of music printed on it. Our idea of luxury would be to lie on a couch and whistle the ceiling. —Life. ‘Wife: That child doesn't get his temper from me. Husband: No; there's none of yours missing.—Answers. STEERING CLEAR “Darling, look at these lovely dia- monds in that window. The sparkle almost hurts one’s eyes.” “Yes, let's move on.” — Passing Show. PREPAREDNESS “Mose,” said the judge sternly. “You are found guilty of having stol- en two chickens from Mr. Harrison's 2oop. ‘The fine will be five dollars.” “Yassuh, judge,” sald Mose, putting 810 on the judge's desk. “Ah’s giving you ten bucks which will pay me up to an’ including’ nex’ Sattiday night.” —Pathfinder. AWAY FROM HARM Gold: “I'm the happiest man alive. Ive got the finest wife in the country. Cold: Yes, that does make a man happy, having his wife in the coun- try.—Answers. SH-H-H! Admiral Byrd’s lectures on An- tarctic life are called “astonishing.” We are told one audience was so quiet you could hear a gumdrop.—Life. “What's the worst thing a married man can do?” “Well, to be frank—” “I guess you're right.”—Answers. BUSINESS Private Secretary (on Boss’ lap): I feel sorry for the poor bookkeeper you fired today. He has a wife and family. Boss: Give me a kiss and forget it, kid. There's no place for sentiment in business.—Life. “Jeames,” called the rich young man-about-town from his bed, “is the jolly old bath ready yet?” The worried face of the valet ap-" Peared round the doorway. “All but the hot water, sir, it’s all ready,” he replied. “What's the matter with the hot .| water, Jeames?” asked the young man. “It's cold, sir,” Jeames explained. —Answers. PLENTY OF MATERIAL “Hello, Jack! What are you do- ing?” “T've built a shed out of my own head.” “Out of your own head?” “Yes, and there's plenty of wood left for a dog kennel.”—Tit-Bits, Lady: Please, do you know how to stop windmills? My husband was sitting on it and a wind sprang up. —Humorist. Gear: Let's goon an endurance flight. Mc: All right, You fly the plane and I'll tear the sheets off the calen- dar.—Rammer-Jammer. Daily Cross-word Puzzle ACROSS Solution of Yesterday's Puzzle 6. State 2, Explosive device 1. Ham about 8. Hedbreast 9 In bed 10, Short letter IL Lachrymose op 16, Largest come nent * THE THANKS For STAIN’ US TO SOME GRUB AN’ FOR-TELLIN’ MM BROTHER CHICK ISNT AFRMO OF ANYONE, EITHER — DONT WE BAWL OUT OLD FINNEGAN RIGHT IN FRONT OF A PLEECEMAN FOR RAD SO MUCH To CHOOSE FROM S8UT- FIGURE SLENDER ANO UTHE — 1 L BET OSCARS UNCLE CLEM AN’ THOSE BACK AT THE RaNcH ARE woRRyIN' \ Tuemsewves sick )f fh ONER ME... THEY MUST THINK TN TL SUST FOUND OUT WHAT ALL THE RUMPUS IS RROUT ONER KT FINNEGANS! CuicK FINNEGAN'S CAR AND THAT OLD BULZARD CALLED THE COPS BND YOUNG CHICK “TALKED WITH IS. KNUCKLES = TM VT SEEMS “TuRT THE WHOLE TROUBLE ANAS QNER THE YOUNG FLRPOER NIECE, INHO'S UNING AT THE TOUT THE] HELE MISTER Lon HUSBAND \I'LL SEE) (1 CAN'T PULL Ya OUT ALONE! ULE QING COUNTRY “ coL—|| HAS FALLEN DOWN TH’ WELL swHaT { " OINNER BELL SoS TH’ FARM HANOS LEcT These FEW] AND ( CANT GIT HIM! (LL Come HOME ANO HELP! Li Els| ts f ; oy LIE TMMEIAIRIN] ne AY , j SPRUE Tne (LU JUST SWIM AROUND: TUL Ther come! a, sana root of ie jorse IAIL(OlEMMAISIAISIEMMTIEILIE] t3: bine’ “? IRIEISITMMTIRIVMBRIEIRIEIA[D] 8¢ Native motate SIEITISMMEIAIRMESITIEIRINIS] 37: Large piece of 44, Suppressions $0, Side of a sit of vowels or syllables 46, Military assis- tant 4% Interminable period of time a 48 Insects’ eggs be 44, Teleost fish 4% Spa & 45. Lebricate mae _t : Y et ft wana 3 YE vA TM NOT INTERESTED, YM TWROUGH Wh MEW YOR KEEPS’ TOE OUT ON HEART WW L, ot he a Pt ann We ddd Me did ae Ae ae a ee ee