The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, December 1, 1930, Page 10

HIGHLY RECOMMENDED “The type of caretaker I want,” said the manager, “is naturally a man of high moral character—one who can win the confidence of those above; him; industrious and anxious to Please.” “I'm your man, sir,” the applicant) assured him. “I got three months off! my last sentence through being like: that.”—Tit-Bits. MORE GOOD NEWS “Undoubtedly a human will be able to live longer in the next half cen- tury,” says Dr. Charles H. Mayo. We can hardly wait—Life. ‘WRONG AND RIGHT “Really, there's little difference between husbands and wives now- adays.” “My dear—it’s between husbands and wives that all the little differ- ences are!”—Tit-Bits. DIFFICULT Possible Employer: ing for a rather high wage seeing you know nothing about the work, Applicant: But, you see, not knowin’ the work makes it so much harder for me—Sydney Bulletin. But you're ask- SAVING THEM “My brother is very intelligent. He has married a teacher.” “My brother is more intelligent. He isn't married at all—Vart Hem, Stockholm. EFFECTIVE “Did you give your wife that lec- ture on economy you said you ‘were “Yes. T've got.to make my last year's suit do for” this.”—Passing Show. NO NEED TO TELL HIM Servant: There's a man to see you sir. Master: Tell him to take a chair. Servant: He has, sir. He's taken them all, and they're moving out the piano now. He's from the furniture shop.—Answers. NEVER AGAIN “You have a splendid collection of mounted fish—but what are the long empty panels for?” “Oh, those are for some that got saway!”—Passing Show. Daily Cross-word Puzzle ACROSS 61. Dyer 63. Medicinal 66. Huinble 68. Distant: pref 69. Remainder 70 Attempt 21, Peruse again 38, Complete col- fections ‘14, Organ of hear- ing 16, Rear parts of boats 43, Gives back 4%, Hair ointment 49, Ethereal salt 50, Allade 62. Affirmation a. iw ‘B. Acguire by labor at. Center for May-day sports Solution of Saturday's Puzzle ; AJBTETL MBH TATL IF [LE ME|M|t [RI IRIE (NAMI VIA] Salesman: You can pay for this jear on time. | Ex-Convict: Nothin’ doin’. I paid that way for de last one I stole.— | Pathfinder. 13, Ben eagle 19%, Liquors 22. Seattered, as seed [r[HIE] iv lels| RIA|P| heraldry 40, Dishonest ‘vote DOWN 1, City Im tne diana 2 Allgnted 1 WAS GOING HOME — NO ONE apg Be Sant MORE = 1" we Tae Max = UM SORRY FOR ALL THE TROUBLE ('VE CAUSED EVERYBODY = THAT'S ALL ! WHY YOu DEAR OLO SWEET SUGAR COATED DARLING — my = bey 1 COULD TAKE You ACROSS MY KNEE UNCLE BIM = WHAT DOES THIS MEAN ? fr WAS = WHAT A BLOW- WELL HENRIETTA MADE IY PLAIN ENOUGH WHEN SHE TOLD UNCLE BiM THAT 1 WAS ALL ER BUTWEEN THEM. AND SPANK YOU FOR EVER TALKING UKE THAT<= ALL NE WANTS 1S A UTTLE MORE ATTENTIONS NE'S WUST A BIG HOMESKK Dov THERE- THERE ~ DON'T You WORK You JUST UNPACK ALL THOSE THINGS OF YOURS= AND YOU'RE Goin, To STAY WERE WITH US — AND EERE t SAN FORGET — THAT'S ALL I'M WE YoU = AND WE'LL. NEVER LET You GO HOME — YOULL STAY HERE= iS YOUR WAT WILL Bim 00 NOW 7 ALL THOSE ROSY PLANS AND DREAMS HAVE VANISHED — ALL NOPE DESTROVED — THAT 1S HALE B CAST NINE, HALE PAST FIVE OR HALF PAST ONE. THAT'S EASY. WHEN MS SIX BELLS YOU KNOW (T'S SEVEN OR =| ELEVEN OR THREE SocLoOCK. MNOW, SKEEZIX.' 1 GUESS IT'S STARBOARD AN’ BUCKBOARDS. - "LL HANG A REGULAR 3 ALARM CLOCK CALL THE RIGHT AN! LEFT SIDES OF A SHIP THE RIGHT AN’ LEFT SIDES. WHAT 0O \ \S THREE BELLS? WELL, PRECULES, IF Yours GANE FOR IT, LETS GET OUT OF Were WeroRE SOMETHING HAPPENS epee a, our REE b, | OF THIS ', BESIDES PRRECK Liss | 5 oe aren ones FRIENDS 18 IT, Gooo FRIENO? A Way Out! By Blosser T want to Know \/ s i TD FEEL CHEAP, MAKIN’ . “IME TRUTH GLADYS - R FINNEGAN, WER_CRY, IF 1 WAS YOU -CHEAP! MOM'N WHAT WAS “THIS YOUNG || AND 8-BENT Tas MR Eo Wer tet AND THE REP YOU'NE GoT — PUP WHIPPER-SNAPPER DONG ] FENDER'N CHICK: AT SAUL MY NO FRIENDS AND EVERY- wrth MY CK WAS JUST DRAING / FAULT . NOT baer 2 (T SACK FROM OW,GLADYS BENG FIXED MWUBT HANE You DONE ? Chicks Speaks Mind By Cowan WHE22A MATTER, SALESMAN | GU22,0L€ Hoss? SAM BRACE UP,GU22! BE Like me! MY SPOUSE HASN'T SPOKEN To me FoR @ MONTH! TH WIFE en’ ( HaDDA FUSS THIS MORNING —I TRIED TO Get HER ON TH’ PHONE AN’ SHE) WOULON'T ANSWwER— Fa cal ball coach cost of work 60. Curesses 2. Wriggly fsb 6. At_no time: & Smpudent contr, . Fashion 63. Ardor ther of 44. Anarchists inking 67. County to 1, Outdoor game Seotiand 12, Ovale 7% And: Freneh BOUTS BEAN ? || WEAN! His OLD GENT ANS’ AND HEK BUDDIES MINE ARE 6! LIKE THAT WERE SHADOWING AT TW BALL LAST WEE By Martin