The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, November 29, 1930, Page 16

"I'm expecting a good Christmas. I mentioned to the dealer that the boss might want some new cars if I bring up the idea.” NOW YOU TELL ONE PAY ON DEMAND Jones (meeting girl friend on beach): Just a word of warning. There's a hotel thief around here. Girl Friend: Too late, old man. I'm.staying at the hotel he runs!— ‘The Humorist. FUNNY DISEASE | Salesman: I think I'll drop around; and see the doctor tonight, dear. I've had ringing noises in my ears on and off all day. Wife: I don't wonder at it. You left your sample case at home this morning and took out your portable ‘wireless set.—Passing Show. DISAPPOINTED “Well, how do you like your new hhouse?” “Oh, all right, but next door there's @ young couple who quarrel all day.” “How unpleasant to have to listen to that!” “Yes, and the worst is, thery're French, and we can't understand a word they say.”—Passing Show. HE DIDN'T WIN “So you met your pet enemy to- ‘cay? Tl bet you argued ‘with him until you were black in the face.” “No, just around the eyes."—Path- tinder. TO THE LETTER “Listen,” said the blacksmith to Pat, who just got the job helping the smith, “I’m going to bring this horse- shoe from the fire and lay it on the anvil; when I nod my head, hit it hard with this hammer.” Pat obeyed jnstructions and the blacksmith never nodded his head again. —Tit-Bits. USELESS Client: She has been saying the most deadful things about my face. Lawyer: ' Yes, yes, I know. But I don’t advise you to sue. It would cost more than the whole thing’s worth— Tit-Bits. FORCED TO IT Editor: You oughtyto typwrite your poetry, you know. Poet: My goodness! If I were clever enough to do typewriting, do you think I would be wasting my time on poetry?—Aussie, Sydney. TWICE FOOLED She was sitting in a dark corner. Noiselessly he stole up behind her, and before she was aware of his pres- ence he had kissed her. “How dare you! she shrieked. “Pardon me,” he bluffed; readily. “I thought you were my sister.” “You dum ox!” she retorted. “I am your sister.—Pathfinder. HIS. ONLY CHANCE Friend: Congratulations! I ..hear Hed you've already got a case to de- fend. Budding Young Lawyer: Yes, it's my tailor who has summoned me— Passing Show. PLANNING AHEAD Father: What are you going to do when you group up? Little Daughter: I’m gong to marry an engineer. Father: What? A civil engineer? Little Daughter: Oh, that doesn’t matter. I'll soon make him civil— Answers. Daily Cross-word Puzzle Solution of Yesterday’s Puzzle PIAIL |S MEBIAO} (Ole lt OMMEINIt | BAN Wal ISITIRIA WE WIE! IRIAIS NC | MIAIR ESP IAIT| Bes ea IRIEISITIONRIE} EIS|TIAIT IE) [1 IT lo) 4% Affirmation 16, Scone of com. bat . The yellow 18% Knock 1% Bidding fare- ai & ou Bpemeh a ads ae au SEE, ae At t 81. Small tober i fate Fe deer ieee dietory 56. 100 square meters bL. Thirsty 52, Hascal 55 Liquor 56, For fear that 58 Roman date food Siti [cje] & IDMMPIAINIE|S| * Fi RIOR |sir|s}~ EINIVM Ir Ie] 3e: Sete ElEMMT I INic| ISMRPIUICME 3: SIEILIAITIE| #. RIAIRII TAIN] IRM IolLfo} PV MEE |S|rje) a é Escort orifices 4%. niente oe. 48 Greek portico 48. 1 a8 Perr P| aid a fd Pre er @ooe BROKEN NEARTES BIM= ME WAS TALKED WITH MEAVENEYES FINALLY = ——— Que wilt SEE NIM SONIGNY = — WHAT WILL BE THE OUTCOME ? ——— THINK WHAT THIS EVENING MEANS TO BIMBO — WHAT HE SAYS = WHAT SHE SAYS ~ wit, OECIDE TWE FuTURES —— By, WALT, WILL NOU SEE IF 1 LOCKED THE POOR BEFORE “ Te ace FRECKLES| ano peter ARE RECENED AN FRIENDLY. FASHION BY A Tage oF INDIANS, DEEP IN THE VALLEY OF NANISHED MEN cee PETER ENGAGES “THE OLD INDIAN IN PoP, come Qvuic tt A PLSEC MAN'S. GOT CHICK The Law YOUR LOVE YO MY HEART HAS BEEN AS APRIL AIRS “TO VIOLET ROOTS = You ARE TO ME LUKE A BRIGHT STAR ON A DARK SEA TO THE BEWILDERED MARINER= YOU WAVE SHOWN ME THE WAN TO HAPPINESS = NOWGFILLED ME Wins CHEERFULNESS AND ‘A MAPPY HOPE = AND THEN — OW, NEAVENEYES = CAN'T You UNDERSTAND ‘. VLOVE You. SO DEARLY= YM WILD ABOUT You =" 1 CAN'T GIVE YOU UP= ——e BN GOLW OID 1 TRY THAT BACK DOOR? \ WALKED RIGHT PAST IT. 1 MUST HAVE. ALL RIGHT, PHNLLIS, THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE, SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 29, 1980 RE = THERE = NOW DON'T BE A SILLY GoY— You COULD NOT CARE FOR ME AS YOU SAY ANG POSTPONE OUR WEDDING AS You DID — ppgcoue IN WAS STOLEN = 18 THAT LOVE 7 JHE KIND THAT YOU PROFESSED JUST NOW 2 A WAS READY THEN > MY TROUSSEAU WAS READY < AND YOO HELD ME UP TO : RIDICULE BEFORE SHE WHOLE Wi ANO LEY IT hr STILL 1 CANT TOUCHING (T _ ANO IF | OUON'T PROBABLY A PHNLLIS. DID. BOING THOSE THINGS UNCON SCIOUSLN. ' TRN fT EVERY NIGHT AND ALWANS FIND (T LOCKED. AT'S SOME OF FINNEGIN'S DOINGS! WOW “THAT BABY LOVES TSTIR UP “TRO DRAGGING gs VVLL BE BACK IN A JLEEY, SAM-IN THE MEANTIME BUCKLE DOWN AND TRY TO SELL Some OF THESE 'GELTs! WAS ALITTLE Some - “MING COMING “To WIM FOR TAKING hein CAR, INTHE FIRST- PLACE Alt, | GOT Back SusT ws, Time' WondeR WHATS HACPENING TS Sam? NOW + LEYUS BOTH BE SANE FORGET OUR LOVE = LL TERMINATE. NN ONE GREAT FRIENDSHIP = ANYWAY (LL BET - A NICKEL ONE oFrUs DID, GOOD Z NIGHT!