The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, November 28, 1930, Page 12

THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE, . FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 28, 1930 QPIONEASERVICE NC. “Maybe you can understand this signal. When I blow this whistle you're penalized two blocks for being offside.” NOW YOU TELL ONE . CAWS FOR SURPRISE ‘When a tea was given Mary Gar- den in Amarillo, Texas, recently, forty-two citizens wired Chicago for frock coats. A surprise is in store for crowds watching forty-two cornfields near Amarillo next spring.—Life. WHEN LAST SEEN Footpad (in lonely lane): Wot time: is it, guv'nor? Mild Gentleman (producing gold watch): Hh-alf p-past ten. Footpad: I'll never remember that. Lend us yer watch—The Humorist. “«——AND A BICYCLE FOR EDDIE” “Her Majesty,” writes a London correspondent, “is busy with lists and will set an example by doing her Christmas shopping early.” God save the King.—Life. HEREDITY “Lucretia is certainly a well bal- anced and spirited girl. “Well, she should be. Her father was a tight-rope walker and her mother was a medium.’—Pele Mele, Paris. BUT SHE PLAYED THE GAME Kind Old Gentleman: Ah, my boy, do you realize what it is that has brought the wrirfkles to your kind old mother's brow? Willie: Oh,’ yes, sir. It's some of the bridge partners she gets.—Life. Young Wife: I must apologize for the cake I made, dear. I think I left out something. Husband: Nothing you left out could make a cake taste like this. It's something you put in.—Answers, A. headline says: “There Were Hairpins in Ancient Ur 3,000 Years ” That's nothing; there were hairpins in the United States only 10 years ago.—Pathfinder. © EGOTISM Mrs. P.: My husband admires everything about me—my hair, my eyes, my hands, my voice— Mrs. Q.: Well, what do you admire about him? Mrs. P.: His good taste.—Answers. HOTEL GUEST ORDERS A PINT OF RED ANTS Dietary Needs of Reptiles Baffles the McAlpin—N. Y. Times. ‘We know where he could get some- thing just as good.—Life. AFTER HOURS The eagle eye of the floor-walker came to rest on @ young man in earn- est conversation with one of the girl clerks. After he had gone the floor- walker went over to the gir!’s counter. “I noticed he didn’t buy anything,” he said, “but he seemed very pleased. ‘What did he want to see?” “Me, at eight o'clock,” the girl re- plied.—Moustique, Charleroi. ACCENT ON FIRST SYLLABLE Figures put out by those opposed to prohibition have deceived the public as to its true effectiveness, according to Professor Irving Fisher, who pre- dicted a speedy recovery from the market crash last year.—Life. —+ HIS ERROR Judge: You stole eggs from this man's shop. Have you any excuse? i Accused: Yes, I took them by mis- lake. Judge: How is that? Accused: I thought they were fresh.—Hummel Hamburg. A color expert advises men to wear bright-colored clothes so that mo- torists can see them better. If a mo- torist can’t hit us in this grey suit, he needn’t think, we're going to help him.—New York Evening Post. Daily Cross-word Puzzle acnoss Solution of Yesterday’s Puzzie 1. Crooked things J: Gronies 7 1a Enduress WIA|SMBHIEIRIE MEP IAIPIA AIRIC MMEIR[! INBRAILIA/R S\E[AMER{OlO|S|E|VIE|L|T PIATIMIO|S Ht RIE Tt INBBEIL ARO} IE AMIE |NMBP|LIAIS|TIEIRIS| 3 LIA'RIOJEIRMEGIE|RIMIAIN PIRIE|S (Tt |Gle Mt OIN|E ADO DOG Ou S|E|RBRAIEIR|! |E|S RIA|VIE (L(t INIGIS RIE OlMIAIR IMT IE/EINBEN|! |P BIAINIE BEY [O|R/E BESJE|T oa 1 bowN wood 1, Seed eontaln- SE Town in onto 9, sitentea 62, Suuare dances 4. Per a State tively & Wager 66. Went ap 4, Afresh 42, Make a map of 7 Points out the 463. Animals’ way homes 8. Nim 69, Withered #% Japanese 10. Secret military |” porg: 40, Inelter Th. Prince; i bai print» 7 Ttallan family a a: 2000: Jae a: ES eee TRIBUNE’S PAGE OF COMIC STRIPS AND FEATURES THE GUMPS— CURTAIN FOR BIM WHAT (3 AT’ ING ALL THE OPERA WM HAS BEEN SITTING IN LS BOX Ons cas MELD TO SEXES sence || Asawe. BEAUTIFUL WOMAN? INING THE FACES IN ‘I ju ° f ota ge Tie FOR ue CURTAIN {TIS SHE~ HEAVENEVES— Jo Nee oe Wicd AND WHO I$ THAT HANDSOME = SUDDENLY THERE Rat Sik PALL NSORS ANE CRANED = || YOUNG MAN BY HER SIDE? , ALL EYES CENTERED ON A BO! TONIGHT. IS ONE OF THE BIG OUT STANDING POINTS IN ‘THE LIFE OF A.GUMP AND COMPANY = — BIM IS TAKING ANDY AND MIN = “THERE (3 To BE & BIG DINNER AFTERWARDS = — (F WAS BEEN WEEKS SINCE UNCLE BIM HAS SEEN HEAVENEYES NE 1% WONDERING) IF SHE WILE BE YHERE “ToNIGuT- ie VAST AND DEEP — bd SHE MOUNTAIN SHADOWS RHEUMATIZ, MOST LIKELN. WHAT YOU GOT TO DO, MISTA WALT, IS STEAL A IRISH POTATO AN KEEP IT | CHESNUT BUT H IN YOUR POCKET. (T TAKES fF) GAVE IT UP. TIME BUT ITLL CURE IT. THAT'S WHN |! GOT. THIS 1 Zz KNOW THE INDIAN SIGN LANGUAGE... AND T'LL ENGAGE THIS OLD FELLOW IN, COMNERSATION.... IF WE 60 AT THIS RIGHT, I DON'T THINK TELL NOU WHAT NOU DO, RACHEL. GO OVER TO AVERN'S AN’ STEAL ME AN IRISH POTATO, WILL Nou? NO SAH, MISTA WALT, & 1F NOU GETS CAUGHT ITS JES' FOOLIN. IF 1 GETS CAUGHT IT'S PETIN @ LARCENIN’. : HE SAYS HE GOT Bis SURPRISE, BUT HES OUR FRIEND JUST THE Sans. \MHAT DO YoU THINK OF The SIGN LANGUAGE NOW, “TUAT'S “THE ADDRESS, SO_STEP ON NOUR OLD WEIRLOOM BND WHAT A BREAK .AE 1 CAN PARI WS ASPHALT CHARIOT IN WTS HOME BERTH, BEPORE OLD FINNEGAN ARRINES, Tur BE CLEAN OF “WIS a ee MESS, AS HEADING FOR THE SAME HMOME- PLATE Fa, SSeS tue: Steck SMOKER, s coor uf Cy oKeEt OVER ta TNE GULLSENGERRS SRace tie eOmNNTeR: WLOING | . , YY YEU, Yes JUST A MINUTE THERE. YOUNG, WHO's CAR ARE You DRWIN GUNN = UPSON DowWNS, STOCK ‘essia! \(/say, WHERE 00 a GET IAT SON STUEESOURE Nor My Gather! 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