The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, November 24, 1930, Page 10

H Hi ft THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE; MONDAY; NOVEMBER 24, 1980 nh INC. Q10.0.6 PAT. OFF. © pee. “William has promised me another gold one for right here, this Christmas.” JUST BACKWARD “Someone's moving! Go down- stairs, Herbert.” “T don’t think it's—er—anything.” “Herbert, are you afraid to go down ‘and face that burglar?” “Afraid? Certainly not! But you know, my dear, how I hate meeting Perfect strangers.”—Pele Mele, Paris. “We apprehend that a woman may talk about her neighbors, if she ‘wants to do so, without being adjudg- ed insane, even though her talk is thought by another to be ridiculous. Gossip is not always true and gossips are not all crazy nor incompetent.”— Fox v. Joslin (Mich. 1923). 196 N. W. S04. —dJudge. ° eel “THE NIGHTS ARE ALWAYS n COOL” ‘The first through passenger plane from Los Angeles to New York ar- rived eleven minutes late. the delay was caused by a mechanic at a refueling stop asking a passenger how he liked California. —Life. Houston, Tex.—Police are looking jor a man who got the wrong tele- phone number, swore earnestly and filied the instrument with bullets. —dJudge. “A person {s not bound to stand by quietly and be bitten by a dog nor to give him what might be called a fair fight among men.”—Perry v. Phipps (N. C. 1849), 51 Am. Dec. 387. —Judge. LUCKY? Peter: If I am naughtly I have to go to bed without supper. John: That can never happen to me. I have medicine to take after meals—Moustique, Charleroi. MAKES A DIFFERENCE “Are Maurice and Ethel as insep- arable as ever? “No, they are married now.”—Buen Humor, Madrid. ‘We hear | too. ONE TO START WITH Customer: I say, do you sharpen razors? Barber: Why, of course, sir. Customer: Well, then, would you mind sharpening the one you are cut- ting my chin with now.—Answers. YOU CAN'T WIN Jake: I hear Dick is in the hospital. Pete: Yep. Caught in the rain and tried to economize by not taking a taxicab. Now he’s got pneumonia. Jake: And Tom's in the*hospital, Pete: Yep, he took a taxicab. —Life. INSUFFICIENT The Caveman: I'm going to kiss you and kiss you and kiss you. The Girl: That would only be three tumes!—The Humorist. THE LAD’S RIGHT Fritz (aged four): Daddy, there is no justice in this world. Father: How is that? Fritz: Teacher is paid and we have to do the work.—Faun, Vienna. SHOOT! A jobless man who bought an old army overcoat from a Chicago dealer found a $600 diamond ring in a pock- et, but the dice were gone. —Life. THE START Paul: Are you going to kiss me good-night? Eve: Mercy, no! thing T'll do. Paul: All right, then, what'll we do first?—Pathfinder. That's the last | Daily Cross-word Puzzle | [MIATOTEMMAIRIETAISMMAIP ISIE] * fo Flt IRISIT] PIAINIE|L E/O MMH [olviE|RIE|o} ». » OUGA AOREau ment 1. Founded Aa m fry pe 14 Old-womanish 1b. Voiceless cou- sonan' 16, Fetid 1s, By 19, Takes food 20, Russian inland sea $1, Godly woman: abbr. 28. The Greek long E 0 Kentucky 44. Chareh official 46. Constituent $8, Deep hol part $8 Promontory 48, Acts 40. Lease 49. Star 41. Italian river 50. Scotch river 2. Salt of olele acid 8. Heroine of ICIATEIN] «8. in DOWN 1, Mallee 40, Sewed edge “The Flying 42. B Daterman™® 4%. Hive Advertise- HE WOULD HANDLE THE CASE BY HIMSELF - NE WOULD DO ALONE WHAT HE WAS SURE NO OTHER ieee ON EARTH COULD DO— ME'D BE DIFFERENT — i AND WHAT HAS HE Loney ? AT'S HE DOING ? wae BABY (8 IN HIS BDOTAGE — THE ONLY ‘THING THAT | CAN SEE THAT HE'S DOING — 1$ QUST WHAT EVERYBODY WHOLE WORLD FIRE — eA SHIER OF POLICE — HE'D: NAVE CARLOS BEHIND THE BARS Nn TWENTY-FOUR “HOURS — HE KNEW “THE HIDING ~ PLACE OF BEEZER- THE CARPENTER — WOULD HANE THE GREAT MOGUL DIAMOND WITHIN A WEEK= TOLD ME To QUIT ‘ BUTTING N= HE. WOULDN'T TAKE MY TP= WE DION'T NEED ‘TY Wow'y BE LON Wow: \ MONDAY DEC. SEY Sa S\4 ANNOUNCED = SCHOOL AT THE SAME TIME LORA DOES, DON'T YOU, SKEEZIX? 1 SHOULD THINK NOUD WALK \ HOME WITH HER. THREE'S A CROWD, EH? MIND LATER, WELL, YOu Sy RY MAN CHANGE NOUR Z i ttl Reg. U. Pat OM: Cony ne RaTike Cause Petes BRING HOME THE BACON, NOW. WELL BE WaATIN’ FoR You ! FRECKLE: AND Hls FRIENDS They're Off By Blois) Gov’ THAD ONE Rurein with GOSH, OLD FINNEGAN 1S U1 OUP UNCLE WHEN THE SOFA AE. JASE ME JUGGED, AT THAT. He's | WAGON FOR $50 WORTH OF MEAN ENOUGH! BOY---- BUT WHY | MOM’N DAMAGE AND PUT A COLLAPSED WIT US AND 1 CONT PERMANENT WAVE IN THE WANT ANOTHER. WOW! IF HE ABOUT SOMETHING BEFORE IT POP FENDER OF HIKE FINNEGANS| GETS WISE! WELL, HE CAN'T BUS THAT WE AND Gi BNY MORE THAN WRING Prt FOR TAKING WIS GAS-EATER, WED GET DEWE TO THE DANCE WITHOUT) NECK,SO WHY WORRY 2 GLADYS IN & JAM>=wE'D NEVER DO TINNEGAN'S PERTISSION : Why Worry? NUTHIN’, MR, Howdy! \ JUST CAME INTO LOOK AROUND! HASN'T YOUR MOTHER @oT ONE? SHE_WASHES THEM!