The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, November 20, 1930, Page 10

“Judging from your story, I'd say you've never even been out west.” “You're right, sir. You see, that gives me a much better perspective.” | W YOU TELL ONE SUCCESS ‘The little farm, which had nestled 80 peacefully among the foothills, was suddenly famous. Crops were tram- pled, fences torn down, buildings ruined by mad souvenir hunters. Dim, hidden trails had grown over- night into seething traffic arteries. Hot-dog stands sprang up as if by magic. Real estate men rushed hither and yon, frantically waving contracts. News reporters vied with representa- tives of stage and screen for the honor of being first to be allowed an interview. Here, at last, was something ‘unusual. A city boy had made good in the country !—Judge. Moses met Ikey in the street and said to him: “You're lookin’ blue today, Ikey. vot's troublin’ you?” bankrupt; that’s vot’s the mat- ‘Bankrupt, eh?” said Moses; “but vot did you settle on your vife?” “I settle nothing on my vife,” said Ikey. “Well, vot did you settle on your daughter?” “I settle nothing on my daughter,” groaned Ikey. “vy.” exclaimed Moses, you're not bankrupt, you're ruined!”—Tit-Bits. rcaaie and Jones, Inc., received a letter: we are very much surprised that the money we have demanded so often has not yet arrived.” They replied shortly and to the point: “You do not need to wonder; we have not yet sent the money.”—Lus- tige Blaetter. “All the evidence tends to show: that they were trying to get the hog out of the field and probably shot it out of that anger which the exercise of running a hog out of a field usually generates.”—Fulmore v. State (1910), 8 Ga. App. 703.—Judge. GAG Take it from Bob K. London, the visiting his office for nearly five years, without any encouragement, finally barked: “Lissen here, now! Can you book me or not?” Mr. London shook his head in the “no” manner. “Well, then,” said the disgusted fel- low, “give me back my name and ad- dress!”—Walter Winchell, in the Mir- ror, New York, N. Y.—Jenny Lind, mu- sicians are pointing out, cannot rank with great singers of the world be- cause her voice is not recorded. She is suspested of being only a Barnum hokum creation.—Judge SHERMAN WAS RIGHT Terrific downpours of rain have been experienced in China recently. ‘We understand that one war got so wet that .it went home.—London Opinion. Prison Governor—You say you have a complaint to make? Well, what is it? Convict—There ain't enough exits, sir—Tit-Bits. Out in Hollywood they pick a title and then make a play for it. The same system is used by some Ameri- can heiresses when they go abroad.— Judge. 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