The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, November 19, 1930, Page 10

THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE, WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 19, 1980 Jossse wzaseenie nc ean 5.0011 “You ain't seen the sports edition come up yet, have you?” NOW YOU TELL ONE HANDICAPPED ART APPRECIATION “Whet do you think of the Mu- eum of Art?” . “Oh, the pictures are good enough, but there ain't no good jokes under them.” — Nottingham, (England) News. H SHE NEEDN'T BOTHER “Is the madam in?” “Yes, but she says she has no time to talk about vacuum cleaners.” “That's all right. Tell her I'll do all the talking.”"—Pele Mele, Paris. ‘Ty PLENTY You uStD Yo CALL ME IWE SUNSHINE OF YouR LIFE = SMADY — OF MY LIFE Y SHINK YOU DON'T MAKE You'rRE STILL THE SUNSWINE = 4ND BON'T NOT ENOUGH FOR ME = IM TRYING To FIND A SPOT= THE GUMPS— SOUP'S ON BuY cur ou'T JHE SUN= THE MOON = AND THE STARS=— AND GET BACK TO OUR ORIGINAL CONVERSATION — ABOUT TNE PRICE You PAID FOR THAT DRESS — SOReRy THE STUDY OF ASTRONOMY — AND GET BACK To RARTH — WNAT “OU. SHOULD STUDY JIS \ ros Saucro GET A DRESS- YES= BUY 110,29 — 1 WAS LIBERAL=- KIND HEARTED = AND WHAT'S ? NHE ANSWER >< » FELLAS, LOOK THERE! THAT'S THE WAY TO TRAVEL. WE'LL ALL BE DOING IT BEFORE HANDSOMELY SAID Girl (to man who has been driven {nto from behind): My father has sent me to say he his sorry. Gallant Golfer: And a very hand- some apology, too.—Hammel, Ham- WHAT'S THE USE House Owner: I'm glad you stopped complaining about the plaster fall- ing. Pesan: Yes. It’s all down now.— Answers. IT CAN'T BE DONE Badly Bent: Why don't you make a practice of saving $5 a week? Dead Broke: I tried it once but the installment collectors wouldn't let me.—Pathfinder. ) SUCH AN APPETITE | Judge: Why did you steal that | ,000. ‘Accused: I was so hungry.—Ju- send, Munich. INFLUENCE | Pound: And she has made him a | food wife? Stone: I don’t know. But I do| know she has made him a very good husband.—Answers. i POLICE: POLICE! Pitt: Her father is a director in the city. Pott: You don't say! Pitt: He directs traffic on the @quare.—Answers. Friend: I wonder, Ethel, that you allowed that Frenchman to kiss you in the conservatory. Ethel: I couldn't help it. Friend: Why couldn't you? Ethel: Because I can’t speak French.—Alnwick (England). Guard- jan, HA, HA! “People say that there is something funny about a married woman when She goes shopping; but what is it?” “Her husband.”—Passing Show. NEEDLESS PUNISHMENT “Come, Freddie, and kiss your aunt.” “Why, ma, I ain’t done nuthin’.”— |Dorfbarbier, Berlin. A group of men at the club were discussing something very earnestly, and the man from: Aberdeen ap- Proached and asked the subject of the discussion. “Will you join our Anti- Tipping Society?” asked one of the group. “We consider that tipping is a degrading custom and have formed a society to put a stop to it.” “Aye, I'll join,” said the man from. 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