The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, November 18, 1930, Page 10

THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE, TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 18, -1930 DEEP Bore: I'm funny—always throw tayself into anything I undertake. Pretty. Girl: How splendid! Why @on’t you dig a well?—The Humorist. EASILY WON A tramp, sitting by the roadside, ‘was asked the way by a passer - by. ‘He merely wagged his head in the di- vection of a sign-post. “If you can show me a lazier trick than that,” said the wayfarer, “I'll give you a half a dollar.” “all right,” said the tramp, wearily, “put it in my pocket.”—Tit-Bits. HE KNEW Auctioneer (selling cigars): You can't get better, gents, you can’t get better. Twenty-five in a box and you can’t get better no matter how much you spend! Voice: He's right, folks, I had one last week, and I'm nof better yet— Hummel, Hamburg. A FALSE TRUTH Nora: I've heard you made a very unpleasnat remark about my hair, and I want to tell you it's false. Dora: Then my remark was at least true—if unpleasant.—Answers. THE END “I have a little attachment here for your radio set.” “Thanks, Smith. Let's have a look at it.” “Well, it’s just a rope and a brick, ‘and the river's the second turn on the left.—Pele Mele, Paris. { Newspaper Reporter: Have any of your childhood hopes been realized? Millionaire: Yes. When my moth- er used to comb my hair I wished that I didn’t have any.—Answers. EXPERIENCE Customer: I want a nice present for my husband. What do you ad- vise? Clerk: May I ask how long you have been married, madam? Customer: Oh, about 15 years. Clerk: Bargain counter in the basement, madam.— Leeds Mercury, England. BARRING THE TRUTI. “There goes Mrs. Suburban-Ayres. They say every cent her husband makes goes on her back. “Poor man! He must have been out of work when that gown was made.”—Pele Mele, Paris. y Cross-word Puzzle : . aCROSS Solution of Yesterday's Puzzie 11. Near L Dethrone % Music dramas [e[8[6|S INC lOWEEPIRIATY] i= 1k Kyron ViElAIL M@AIRIE MERIUISIe] 11. 1, Seennaton SITIAl elo fols| 1k Eoein, choo aamn falo| Efecto (Malin on, Bsereg site ee t iE ster ase to [E/RIOIS MMT It | LIVIRIE MER LielsiTMRlelo| Barley Or ae SS eee atasee® veheet | eee Pe & Plaral ending 20 Small island $0. Snare %. Spoken $ ow & Compound 68. Diminutive - Smati: taw ending 49. Gives power AND | STILL. THINK SAY— THAT Love Is UNCLE BIM IS DEAD AND BURIED = CRAZY ABOUT THE [HE CAN BLAME HIMSELF WIDOW ZANDER = | FOR THAT= ME SELECTED AND WOULD MARRY /\THE METHOD FOR KILLING IT~ nt nig cloaks aie WE POSTPONED i) "| _ ba SHE WOR! HEIR WEDDING FOOTBALL SEASON'S PRETTN NEAR OVER, SPUD. AN’ WE GOT To TO KEEP THE ALLEY RANGERS INTERESTED. MUST BE SOME OF THE! FRECKLES THE NEIGHBORHOOD !! INDIANS ? AFTER ALL,.WE CAME TOGETHER' By Cowan (KITTY AN’ ( WILL BE ALL ALONE TONIGHT! & GOOD CHANCE To PUT ON THE PROPOSAL AcT AGAIN! So Get Busy, Sam! BOUTS AND HER BUDDIES HE DUG THE GRAVE WITH MIS OWN HANDS — AND SELECTED THE LOT = AND PUT HIS OWN FENCE AROUND IT = AND WHAT INSCRIPTION DOES HE PUT ON THE TOMB STONE fd NOT DEAD BUT SLEEPING’ TS THE ALLEN RANGERS, RACHEL. AN’ WERE GOIN’ “TO HAVE A MEETIN’ IN THE BASEMENT. THE KIND THAT WANE FEATHERS IN THEIR HAIR AN’ CARRY TOMAHANKS AN’ LINE IN WIGWAMS «. REAL (Peat wip west INDIANS 22 TING: SO STRANGE TO Me. . LoL SUST DION'T THINK AND BEFORE T KNEW tT, TINS HAS ME OUT ON THE FLOOR HONESTY WELL, WE XAGK MEST YOO LEATHER. LNOGERG ON TW TEAM , ARE A ELL MEG OF UM GONNA WoRK East, To! MINUTE { GET IN UA GONN: PoP TH’ QUESTION t THE GUMPS— WHO KILLED COCK ROBIN? SAY — HE ISN'T FOOLING ANYSODY BUT “HIMSELF = yy Reg U.S. Pat by The Chicago CONTESTANTS YO THE GREAT MOGUL DIAMOND MYSTERY MARK THIS DATE ON YOUR CALENDARS Monpay - DEC. 8& THE WINNERS OF HE CONTEST WILL BE ANNOUNCED: oo WILL You BE ONE OF THE LUCKY WINNERS ? ee ONLY 56,300 LETTERS REMAIN ‘TO BE OPENED AND READ BEFORE WE CAN MAKE OUR DECISIONS qnael 7 1 JES’ GOT THAT BASEMENT CLEANED! ‘THE ALLEN RANGERS 1S GOIN’ IN THE ALLEY. Ne DO THEIR RANGIN’ WHEN Witt ‘You Stare || TUST AS SOON As ou ww LoT, KITTY? BUILD A HOME ON IT sam! Sow