The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, April 14, 1930, Page 4

D Published by the Sismarck Tribune NN. D., and entered at clase mal) matter. i i rethree ffm the next aix ~The Bismarck Tribune "gun gration oLbest Newer Formerly G. Logan Payne Co. i CHICAGO NEW YORK ‘ The Naval Conference { bri ‘The outcome of the international naval limitation eMeonference at London, today or tomorrow, is sure to fall tht wide of the goal set in its assembling, so much #0 as to ‘be ® big disappointment to those who felt like Presi- Ident’ Hoover and Premier Ramsay MacDonald about in world peace permanency. AMepart on that program. ‘The international pulse still stediscloses imperial ambition in its throb. thisinister beat which is responsible for the failure of the s&London parley to achieve the full measure of its pro- NEWSPAPER (Established 1673) Company, Bis- postoffice at Bismarcs 00 ulimately means for making such trayel practical should Air Train or Merely Sport? ‘The feat of being towed across @ continent in a glider attached to an airplane, as performed by Captain Prank Hawks, reads very much Ike the passage of the first transcontinental air train. Perhaps something of that sort eventually will come out of the experiment that was accomplished with such brilliant success—that people ‘will come to travel in glider trains attached to airplanes as passenger cars now are drawn on steel rails by loco- motives. Hawks has shown that it can be done, and the thrill of it should have the needed attraction for venture- some spirits to repeat the feat, it would seem, so thet The Spring Song—With Variations! be worked out, At the present time, however, the glider has a more potent appeal than use as a means of transportation. It has gripped the country as @ recreational device, providing a new form of sport. All over the country it is being introduced as @ high-grade plaything for rid- ing the air as the surf now is being ridden by water toboggans. ‘The thought therefore arises whether Oaptain Hawks’ brilliant feat will not make a greater impress in a sport- ¢ OF nur <THE SPRING vi 4 ing sense than it will in the direction of transportation - ~ developments in the air. 2 Sia ‘The glider seems, in some ways, the best thing avia- > if oS a ency to ' tion has yet given us. For it is the instrument which ——— Saf A wt gS A ——_) the causes of diabetes may may yet turn aviation into what it really ought to be— oe! Le a ed be auyteing which produces enerva- } aay een Gaudice, weeetsnaisii, Mouieehie Omi” Ok WHILE THE OLD-TIMERS TUNES HAVE THEIR. FOLLOWING--=";. oo, auch aa mental shocks, Rervous ‘ i recreation ever known to ® man. aS aot om boning ‘aa a there seems @ tendency (Incorporated) BOSTON It proves the nations wide It is this + tt" One has to go back again to the beginning to feel 4geven & small measure of hope that what now seems cerUtopian may yot be made a practical achievement with :. 8the outcome of this conference as the stepping stone. 5 ler Tardieu, of France, expressed the prediction that + eyi¢his conference would be the beginning of measures hawhich by succeeding parleys between the nations must ‘Weyltimately succeed in a. system of permanent interna- tars) peace and the adjustment of international rela- ; witions by arbitration and set rules of amity. se The conference will cdjourn in that spirit, though there ; SOhas been friction over the refusal of the premter's own mation, for one, to live up to his fine words at the ‘opening. What has not been accomplished at this i otgathering may yet be achieved at future conferences, by ; Wearrying the results of this parley forward into widen- * gus agreements in the direction of permanent peace. Yok In the view of President Hoover, an economic good will Bieome out of the conference. Speaking of the likelihood ; Sto? w three-power pact, resulting from the parley, he said the nations concerned will save 62,500,000,000 be- use of the success of the conference so far as the greatest naval nations are concerned, and that ‘wthis country alone will save through it $1,000,000,000 that | ttwithout tt would have been spent on naval construction @ Tt may be tl t the conference will have yet another Tesult and will permanently head off a race in naval teonstruction. In time the nations holding aloof from dea of limitation because of conflicting ideas of s parity may come to see the situation as the United + ptates, Japan and Great Britain now do and will fall \ Winto line. There is not only the prospect of saving prodigious sums in this course, but there is a promise Sor advancing the cause of world peace all along the line ‘* aby the three powers setting an example for other naval mations to follow. Coolid, Calvin Sosliee ‘@his undertow talk of making him the Republican nominee for president in 1932, He has made his retire- {ment from public office absolute and irrevocable by a @ronouncement in the April Cosmopolitan that his “do Tnot choose to run” in the 1928 pre-campaign days was now as well as then. Of course this will not preclude the use of his name fn political gossip and speculation, and especially in “sMintrigue intended to discredit and belittle President ‘Talk of Coolidge for president has had its Again Does Not Choose ee largely in such intrigue. |. Tt was especially manly on the part of the former og thus to scotch the malign use being made of t fame and prestige to an ulterior purpose. He was Dlind to the selfish motive animating the minds of promoting a renomination boom for him, and he not the sort of man who would stoop to be the tool for jpolitical conspirators. He has won many places in the! puckiing Ne coe eiceees toc Te tae in antes | eittants up to the highest office in the gift of the aympathy has said the words which should settle the part of puppet for the benefit of with those who are President,” , Mr. Coolidge Can you remember, as a child, having those dreams of flying through the alr? Of course you can. We've all had them. And you can remember, can't you, what gorgeous dreams those were? They gave the dreamer the sense of having cut all the bonds that tied him to the earth. For the moment he was completely free, able to exult in his spirit and soar through the air without any restraint. ‘Those are the most haunting, tantalizing dreams any of us ever have. They're too good for this earth. Be- cause of their very impossibility, they lie at the head of that long list of things which, we are assured, ought to be but are not, Now then, a matter of 25 years ago, two geniuses from Ohio invented a means by which mankind could actually fly through the air. And what happened? Their in- vention has progressed until now it is used very widely in commerce, even more widely in exploration, most widely of all as a military weapon—but very, very little as @ means of pure recreation. ‘Wo admire the planes that soar over our heads, and we thrill to the accounts of the aviators’ exploits; but only an infinitesimal fraction of us ever go out to make our dreams come true by flying ourselves. The job is i ul country has ever seen—the alliance between liquor interests and ladies.”— Mrs, Richard Aldrich. -*s 8 “We don’t know # millionth of one per cent about anything.”—Thomas A. Edison. . ese 8 “Senility finds it hard to under- stand and forgive youth.”—Will Du- rant. se 8 : i L cf gees HS F i Lr i H still a bit risky, and it takes a long course of training. - of hav- | may come from a derange- Bo we let slide the grandest yunity for recreation “If people would avoid 1 ‘ opportintiy ie onty ler rae Beco fog ment of the colon. Sry eter rr oe that ever came our way. of ‘The glider, now, may remedy all of that. It is safer than the motored plane, and infinitely easier to operate. So say we—more power to it! Let it be perfected, press-agented, popularized without end. We'll all sprout wings and go-a-soaring—not to save time and not for hire, but simply because it's a lot of fun. The Day For years a customary toast in military circles. of Germany was “Dor Tag,” the prospective day when the land of beer and bayonets was to get its “place in the sun.” Americans also look forward to “The Day” and “a place in the sun,” but both come annually to us and do not disappoint, as was the case with Germany. Today is the day—the opening of the baseball season —when all good men and women go to the aid of the team, We begin to look forward to the day many weeks in advance of its arrival and we watch preparations for Stal hi als on r.”. & see : gish circulation and : “You can’t teach sex in schools " with any decency.”—Major General se & “It is the woman who will always have to give a little more in marri- lage.”—Billie Burke (Mrs. Florenz nt Ziegfeld). 3 er Backstairs \ by ANNE: AUSTIN “38 Sach SAEnets PRO “THE BLACK PIGEON, ETC. it with cager, expectant interest. We scan the reports tions, hotels and every other like-| Berkeley's rooms, she'd have givenjon -having till morning—" ing a extract of lean of the “war correspondents” in the training camps with ly place for a trace of the man|the alarm, Nothing will make me| “With the. robbery likely to be beet. ‘ varying emotions, feeling elated when everything appears . +» Yeah, I'll be down in about 15] believe that girl was @ crook, or|discovered any minute and the (Parafin Oil) bs to be going right and downhearted when sinister mis- ven @ potential crook.” alarm given” Dundee interrupted ff | ,, Questinn: | Dan 2 ten» waat chance lays © crippling blight on some favorite player. castes tied canto Guncaaent een ; Answer’, Paraitin is a very refined We keep @ judicial eye on the performances of the Be ee eras. f con) “Well, Johnson looted the house form of the lubricating oll used in pide rca nth ; e+. By the ceded. “Granted that Jobno-jand killed. the girl! It’s not up gasoline engines, All of the irri jes” al ly have a sympathetic feeling when way, Turner, send somebody over|son did his job between half pastito me to go into his reasons for materials eliminated, ard the fates and the skill of older and more experienced to the employment bureau to get/10 and a quarter to 11. He stole/every step he took!” Strawn almost pure parattin. which is ety hey players send them back to the minors, whence they came. hold of his registration card. Best/the perfume and with the rest of/ shouted in bis anger. “Trouble ways in the commercial arts. Many ‘Anti 80 it goes each year until the day which now is way to get his handwriting and/the stuff in the Gladstone beg, hej with you is, this didn’t turm out people take @ tablespoonful of paraf- here dawns. It is the day that gives new birth to our Seer, | Masvepsines <= OC Deh rete jommmhad ost Of eee Manan We] fe bevel ennaysmsstan mass a | rt Saat sees eae ee nt Me—! intestines. This national pastime and the thump of wood against horse- ELL, | He was about to hang up when|in the drawing room and was about a rnc yeagrer ys Oop sate re Seeman cies aoe : hide makes music throughout the land. When one of ‘Dorie to |the officer at the other end of the/to beat it when he saw the chauf-| without trimmings... Where the stipation and in some cases it is more our favorite players is the thumper the song is an on ome wire detained him. feur, Arnold, bring the car around./ devil is Maxwell, anyway? I’ve effective and less injurious than the anthem, but when he is an opponent it is a dirge. And case, sre |,,What's that?” Strawn snapped.| We've got Wickett'’s word for it/got to get down to Headquarters—" strong purgatives and laxatives. oa wi in either case there is a quick switch from one to the ‘Deen aquest |“Oh—Mazwell! On his way here|that Johnson seemed to be bedly|/A knock at the door made him (Copyright, 1980, by The Bell Syndi- pepe reccypg the ball. pages é eeee ve reg |20W. you aye ee jee st ru oo emitten by body erersae while the cate, Inc.) js blage in which the change of mood is so swift as in a EY eo beget ss aaaas e baseball audience. sateen “And that Doris turned a cold | BARBS | Scscined’ fare. then rlegeetory to him,” Dundee reminded | tive Payne announced and with- eo 2 \ drew as the girl sidled into the li- Government statisticians Ed Briday sient “They've rounded up Joho Maz-| 1 believe you fell for the girl| brary. Rip istrdererpaiteryromgy parody dip jitorial Comment ie ot |well. Guess he'll clinch Clorinds “Well, Pegsy, what's on your man Company has lowered its berth ‘pres | Berkeley's alibi, all right, even if mind?” Strawn asked impatiently. rate, 4 death. |she did want to keep his “It’s just something 1 thought ene The Farmer Still Has His Pants rea [oUt of it Heigh-ho! Pretty maybe you ought to know,” Peggy Now that the students at the Unt ‘Journal) ‘nee [Swift work, I'd say! Body discov- veraity of Georgia have béen forbid. ered at 7:15. Murderer’s descrip- den to solicit rides in eutomobiles, 4 tion in the noon editions of the Benja- they can sing with greater gusto, “As \ nin around we go marching through Georgia.” w ‘ pacers eats nT Er See ee 8 purposes, “Im the bag!” Strawn excited. magnate, advises people not to be “traded out of his pants,” when the “Why, lookee! Every single fact }atraid of hard work. ‘And fe would conference. seem some people need to have more t ‘We merely wish to remark at this time that the con- of Dollar's sense, dominated by regular ‘ se 8 on the agri- A movie lion is at large in Seuth- i has not been ern California, But with the new senate had ing to fal ust be tndeed oh R ae “This seen bim poy Ber me | oan ae rae sential: | wi | conter- reads in way he ‘He sure dians in the ‘aovia basiows” cage a there's he could ‘And that writer, “are executives.” And judg- Ya the way to ? be" ing trom some of the films released Jobn Maxwell, as I'd from Hollywood it would seem that 95 Jobnsoa cover, per cent of the executives in the ¢ to the su! Ukely, ' movie business are comedians. ‘ and was walt- (Copyright, 1990, NEA Service, Inc.) g a FH fs 225 s el 8 ui Li f Ht i i aE i i Ss : a it i i i fl we sult, remembers the heavy fiask oe white fume in bis bag, opens =] with “And what is Doris fH Hi i Ht i i F 2 i jst ity Hid i i Rg s 5£ } H 3s I Mite z contrary, And § BE i i