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4 The Bismarck Tribune a ee bit closer to ‘THE STATES OLDEST APER ‘This spring the Canadian government will open the ‘(Established > three locks of the new $120,000,000 Welland canal, con- necting Lake Erie with Lake Ontario. The old canal kept baat We, Benars, Tbe, ape. BH; a ou ne onaler steamers rom panto betwee ea Qs second class mail matter. two lakes. Hereafter the largest vessels on the lakes will George D. Mann ................President and Publisher | be able to pass back and forth. ‘This is a highly important development. It leaves the f St, Lawrence channel as the only unfinished link. If hd the people of the middle west are wise they will insist Dally by that this link be tackled, in earnest, as soon as it can pos- ‘sib Daily ty ly be done, posed Lesson of Watzl Tragedy Weekly Romance that was stranger than fiction came clat- bes tering over the newspaper telegraph wires just at edition time the other day. Dispatches from far-off Austria brought the news that Dr. Ernest Watzl and his pretty secretary with whom he had eloped had been found dead ‘The Associated Press in a Vienna hotel, victims of a suicide pact. DA engl > of all ‘The “plot” was one that would drive an author or a Jocal news movie scenario writer into ecstacies.... Dr. Ernest rights of Watal, prominent Cleveland, Ohio, chemist, artist and also reserved. clubman... disappeared mysteriously last fall on busi- ness trip to Philadelphia ,.. his wrecked and burned wellbore eeenilhanden mated auto found in rural Pennsylvania, footprints leading wiitle tiiaions: Foreign Representatives therefrom to a nearby river .... several thousand dol- & slice of ham from the SMALL, SPENCER & LEVINGS lars in his pocket, theories of robbery and murder .... “| Baiae ceraebaut, to or thfee inches , Oblivion... then hinting that Bo pron Place in E Yormerty G. Logan Payne Co. De wild atl tree Prey tess sa aipy fee sa eae baking sare <__CHTOAGO NEW YORK BOSTON Next, the subsequent and equally mysterious disappear- Tee tate rhode tomatoes Gy plang. " ance of Dr. Watel’s young secretary and art model boiling ‘water for a, second ‘\ March: Neither Flesh Nor Fish GEG UN MAEPUE: la eartcg'a Tieliiel Nae ar fhe peel will easly alip off) and place ‘The month of March must be marked down as a fail- | ne had left a wife... and her young husband’s sult for ot $0 leave too, eae ne cena! { fire. It never quite gives satisfaction. Year after year | divorce, , ‘ Wednesday Pan. ‘Return to the oven and bake i $& makes gaudy promises, and always it follows them up| yfonths, and no trace of either of them... . . hints that : Breakfast — French omelet, Melba| about twenty minutes or until toma= k Jrith perfectly atrocious performances, Something, ob-/ they were in South America .... where they could be : ‘ tons se clase! of buttermilk, 10 of| rete oe roughly done. | Berve to- % friously, will have to be done about it, alone together... . strange rumors that both were dead PN Sites of parapet earalshed with : In other months you know what to expect, In January,|.... mystery seemingly impenetrable, utterly baffling.. < Dinner—Roast mutton, cooked let- sini. Nee ' ‘for instance, you look for mean weather, and when it/ And then the discovery of two bodies in a Vienna ho- f 5 ‘ Salad of QUESTIONS ANSWERS | pomes you are ready for it. And in June the promise of | tel... . a middle-aged man and a pretty girl... . bul- riaeases Low Blood Pressure ® bright dawn is generally fulfilled, But March—March | lets from an Austrian army revolver through the hearts gives you a day that begins well and ends badly. It|of each .... notes left behind to identify them, letters iG i Egt | Bae Tes follows « spring morning with a winter afternoon. It is| explaining the futility of their ill-starred romance to | the = sion method of ovecoming it at the ” and then lett § i | serole, Ray celery, ripe olives. Answer: Low (always raising your expectations ting you stg ioe iota ee ‘Anniversary of ‘took : ef bi soup, fed lean blood pressure really Ié is, in short, a month that contents itself with giving | home... & climax to @ tragic adventure in d ‘ THE CRIMEAN WAR ‘Turkey Le es ui gman hares reaee eral com the way: ‘The first Bints, Every now and then it produces s day that shows | convention. eee alia ivaa tie Re ing. Prunes in gelatin. ioe thee ae beconatie’ saat fe fwhat spring, when it comes, is going to be like. ‘The eee Sie hen Tia ‘of the one tutetamt| tena ted $ Friday waking up tired in the morning, list: Ki householder, astir after his winter’s hibernation, sets out | ‘This story was its own editorial. It needed no em®i-| Turkey with her allies, France, Eng- 2 lessness, and lack of interest:in work. a ~ an gaily, and mutters in his beard about garden seeds, lawn | lishment to present a conclusion or point a moral. Such rsh maa emda actly sides victories.| Lunch — Celery soup, string re Pisme prbeabehren nl ‘é | Pal fertiliser and such; but he does not get his soliloquy fin-| was already there. ‘The trouble started when Russia .|the condition known as low blood iv but , fished before the sun vanishes and a cold blast from the} Dr. Watzl and this girl fled 4000 miles to be alone. They | asserted a protectorate over the Greek Karolyi, Hungary. ; Dinner—Baked hall pressure and prevent many deficiency wicinity of Greenland turns his back yard into an Arctic | wanted to be free, to get away from others. tuce, mashed turnips, erst | Na ecg ope nf a fundra. They did get away from others, yes—but they found a at All of this is hardly fair. Surely we have a right to| far more vigilant companion hounded them wherever ite peeing eee qi iknow what to expect. March is neither one thing nor | they went. They could not get away from themselves. Saabac ak the other. If this new 13-month calendar can abolish} After all, conscience is the most relentless of our tor- ‘March, by all means Jet's have it. mentors—and remorse the most cruel of all tyrants. However, it is probable that March was devised for our| We £an flee from others, But we cannot escape living wedueation. For it is more or less our fate to be buffeted | With ourselves, bout, March-fashion, all our lives. We get great hints, pega eer every now and then, but they seldom bear fruit. Iflife| T° many people think they are broad-minded just &s always to promise things and then withhold them, per- | because they are too lazy to form # conviction, haps it is a good thing that we should have one month LEP aS D Tf he calls his business a “game,” you know he is a the year to remind us of it. It keeps us from getti cs ie = _ good talker when it comes to renewing a note. Murder Backstairs ©1930, by NEAYSERVICE[INC, G/ ANNECAUSTIN 23 oF, avenene 2 | i i i gle: 5 F ! BE EEE q Pe ti4 Es Rg F H i B ee il r 5 a Es ‘wainglorious and cocky. : is ibtedly e : ——— : where iodine untioul has its spe- & i 4 Of course, it won't do to get too profound about it. AS) Paice a hoy right and some day he will keep himself DETECTIVES! ‘Ronate cific effect upon. metabolism. with \ ‘ ‘@ general rule it is safe to beware of any writer when solid by drying the dishes for his wife. pemse Suest, and discoverer 4 magi . : one who has a deficiency, little good i "fhe starts tossing “life,” “man” and “fate” into his sen- J i Strawn ef the Momielae : Yi come through simply using those qi fences, That indicates, generally, a disordered liver or a 8 OF HOUSEHOLD ‘ : : : * ‘This is the of specialists; especially nerve special- 3 sf jas the lack of it in the is ‘dimppoiniment in love, Stil, there is.no law against | ac os va uepicton): Mm. and : doubtless due to the iodine being de- @rawing deductions; and it really is possible to make . a“ through more systemic toxi- @omething out of March. v1 ‘or if March gives us a distant glimpse of earthly won- . friend of Gers without ever really letting us taste them, that is al- | Editorial Comment tary Bae so the way of the world generally. It is prodigal of eprinkled Gazzling surmises. There are many mountain peaks from The Kaiser Is No Longer Feared ‘which the promised land can be seen. Reaching it is (Kansas City Star) . @nother matter, possible only to the supremely lucky. Dis-| ‘The repeal of the law barring the ex-kalser from Ger- * gppointment is all most of us can expect. many is not @ sign of increasing strength of the mon- archical party. Rather it is a sign that the sentiment for Still, we know it is there. We haye our glimpses, 804! restoration of the Hohenzollerns has become so fecble Phey are something. For the bright mornings of March | that the German republic no longer fears it. owing = b { fet us know that the earth is capable of better things, his speeches before the war the kaiser had built ° os E rf (even if @ raw, rain-laden wind does follow after. And : fhat, in the month of March and in the rest of life gen- ferally, is what keeps us going. i i i : | 5 é | é ; ms 8 Pew statues are erected to men who couldn't make a ‘When Thomas A. Edison ry said, ' Biecision without asking the wife. Bot ibe Norra ge Seg yen : ‘ FTER Captain Stfawn had given ” ‘ : a qitiatitates for Coal Arnis orders to. Wickett he joined ° , Pati Bing ‘That approaching when coal for direct Dundee in the third floor hall, “Want to see what kind of lipstick a blond uses?” Strawn asked, bd hens fps “Before we take @ look at that| grinning, as Dundee snapped open the mirtored lid. tower room, I'd like to have a sniff . at the shoes young Dick was wear Tr. ‘was a little circular room, ing last night,” he said. “AsTeatd|) thirds windows, which before, the guy that crocked that | draped with faded red velvet. perfume bottle over the girl’s head | furniture seemed to be.a rel hill i Eee 8 4m most instances, Gas, oil and electric power were og) EBM . f odds and ends, discarded, better light. to have advantages not before appreciated. Re- Making All Wheat Look Alike bpattered with the stuf Btepped tn haps, ss or) ‘(Minneapolis Journal) At, too, probabl; eley's 00 Doris a Suepeire:whe. ar ‘The 1929 spring wheat crop in the Northwest was of ATR AcUne hina: elie: ewan Ee which |'"1 4id not see her — such uniformly high quality that individual premiums a As the development of electric power plants increases, | for. protein were transmuted into a premium peginacepss preteegiiag egies Phe we of electricity for heating and cooking purposes - necting bath.- “It. certain to increase, Once installed, electricity is in no cent of you to let Ay Li if ie : E us rE i stood ‘ of giving way to other fuels. uation last Dick, fn it lay oa |e rnongg ‘The Dever growled. ail the rest| “George Berkeley prorrocs se ardig db! t ‘The wastefulness of coal burning for domestic heating Of seven of the night up siarr| wite a0 af surpeiod ‘or Toonyright, 1980, WEA Bervice tne has long been recognised. ‘The time is ap- fand ways to mAke st sound goo" | seemed” aboot te 2 when fuel waste will be reduced to # minimum ie our look theae | 17 hardly think Dick ie quite that |clamped his lips irmly “MAL, MAKERS MERGE tell me approximately how | clever,” Dundes objected. “And !f| Dundes saw, but. was Milwaukee, Mar. 28—()—Fred old they are, though I don’t suppose | this marginal ready to challenge Mra. Pabst, ot the Pabst corpor- it matters a whale of a lot,” Strawn | en le ation, ; Manufacturers of 26 5 4 HH HEH gees Hy i i fle i" Hl ‘When the gas-producing and electric plants are at the ‘{fnine holes it will be the railroads, not the coal industry, r | Fy LES site on suffer. Coal is the principal cargo of some’ to ” nis nerves, ‘ tines apd is a source of revenue for virtually all ‘ould [Gaia word for tat be aa to ea ges ing ot the companies. ‘meet the girl here. And even if he Ialartin raaice tina tieettmieaiee upon ‘ = tove | vam, there ‘was. nothing to prevent |ciemmons awaiting them, a small 98 they oe ah 8 wees atten seems worth ss fs ae wet to the summerhouse to| Tot, uendle Doldinger, his} p : as the doctor charges for it,. the cupped palms. puch against the her appointment with Arsold|"Zr0 Soren, eh? Good! pay d, 28 ee One Plane to 2,977 Autos size of the field that is open in the United States fl Hy i ie Ht ie ie He & i ra fixe E REEL ty FE ag crop 6 temporary hiding place. . . «| “proses bottom very airplane manufacturers becomes evident a $128, Min- custom. | What are abaking your heed| ys the'toty eos ore couse ‘Ge sad shoes and | about?” . Ino } that could be heard trom | iz 20 way front) “1 sti the not ie Ron Sea commented | han mar- for the] me, how flask fits in| he accepted it: sat'll: do” now, | PH i t mt the number is far from as large as way to realiae this tact te to contrast. number of automobiles, Edens