The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, December 10, 1929, Page 4

re = + } . . . wit ort probably would get along better with a more ; | 2 The Bis tarck Tribune business-like and less flamboyant executive; but. after n Independent Newspaper | all, it's Newburyport’s busin y ve ‘ THE STATE'S OLDES1 NEWSPAPER 1 ia) call ts ea, ee ees ne «Established 1873) | Thai being the case, we don't mind saying that were ————— Published by the Bismarck Tribune Company Bis- | rather glad Mayor Gillis was reelected. He's refreshing, aoe Bismarck | +, say the least; a welcome relief from the insufferable TR President and Publisne: , POmposity of most mayors. If Newburyport can put up -————— | with him, we're just as well pleased that he got reciected. Subscription Rates Payable in Advance HEtSaen Pen Ree | A) Dally by mal per year sin Bismarck)» ES The Grip of Civilization **Daity by mail. per year | Wf there is any virtue in the ability to be a cave- i (in state outside Bismarck) .... > man in these modern days it is the virtue of a relic. }/ Daily by mail. outside of North Dakota + &% the real feat is to be civilized, an accomplishment it Weekly by mail, in state per year .... . 100 taken ages to acquire. It represents a big achieve- ‘Weekly by mail. in state, three years for . 230|)ment for the race. Only helplessness to acquire the Weekly by mail out: of North Dako.a, comforts cf today in the ages long ago made it pos- per year 1.90 Sole to be a successful primitive man. The striving to Membcr Gevelop civilized ways of living has become the fixed law | Member of The Associated Press of existence. Man finds himself rather helpless now to The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use (urn back and live under the old conditions. for republication of all news dispatches credited to it Or = ay casterner recently tested man’s ability r An ca ly tes 's y to plunge vise ¢ spape! tise the hot otherwise credited in this newspaper and oIsc (he 14 tne wilds and exist as cave men used to do. He local news of spontaneous origin pub'ished herein. au : tights of republication of all other matter hereiz are) npromised and came off a poor second in the con- with nature. *also reserved. He planned to go into the wilds naked and unarmed. (Ofticial City, State and County Newspaper) to clothe and feed himself with his bare hands and with | ihe such tools as he could make in the forest. | orth Dakota Helps Bar Vare First, he compromised by wearing running pants and | Nye was among those who voted to deny'| an athletic shirt. Then he compromised further by tak- Will” Vare the seat in the U.S. senate tO ing an ax. Then he compromised some more by ap- which he had been elected in two bitter contests, the | propriating a moose skin that some Indian had left lying | first the Pennsylvania primary in which he obtained the | ayout, j Republican tomination for the senate running against And now, footsore, blistered and underweight trom | * George Wharton Pepper. the incumbent, and Governor hunger, he comes back to civilization. Two months were | Gifford Pinchot, the forester, whom President Roosevelt. | pienty. The wilderness, it would seem, is too much for | “his friend, thought good for two uses only, one tO the modern city dweller. < Propagate trees and the other to be eaten by him if the -pnis chap, undoubtedly, did as well as any of us could | two were shipwrecked at sea and it became a choice of ‘go, We have gone a long way from the period of in- | death or cannib: n. dividual self-sufficiency. Who among us could go out | The primary also nominated John Fisher, the slate’! into the forest and find his own food, clothing and choice for governor of the opposition to Vare. In the | snejter? Not one of us. We would either starve or! + subsequent election neither side dared to trim and Fisher | freeze, in short order. was clected governor, while Vare was chosen for the, ‘This measure of our helplessness is a striking testi- | “ senate. monial to the distance that mankind has advanced. It is! Senator Nye was acquainted with the Pennsylvanit! not so many generations sinc? no man could live if he | * justify his position in this case, no matter which way he street car and find his way about a big city he is amply * , senator found himself between Scylla and Charybdis, oF| pave we grown soft? Undoubtedly. But have we, in “to oust Vare and let his opponents have the senate sea") fee] ashamed of his failure in the wilderness, Indeed, | under appoltment by Governor —_ was to “— the fact that he failed so ingloriously is really an item on . the very evil the rejection of Vare was supposed to smite. | the credit side of the ledger. Governor Fisher was a candidate had spent almost as | fight for existence. To be able to make a fire by rub-| | much as the Vare faction, and that faction expended | hing two sticks together is, no doubt, quite an achieve- + mbout $785,000. Perhaps, if the truth were told, the Pep-/ mont; and, likewise, it is something te be able to catch * per forces spent even more than that. Pennsylvania ‘s/ 4 deer, eat his flesh and make a pair of breeches out ot| “ g big state, with millions of voters, and a few cents a head! 14s hide. Yet the fact that we have become unable to do | of campaign expense grows so large in the total as to be ' these things simply indivates that we have managed to! beyond the dreams of avarice of a corn belt senator. get away from the heritage of the ape and tiger. We | “will” Vare was not of the type that suggests @ sen- have taken quite a number of steps upward. ; | ator, while Pepper was an intellectual very much better; ‘There is no need for us to bewall our hetglonmnees | qualified for wearing the toga. But he had taken | we ought, rather, to be Proud of it. It is an indication ! «cowardly course in the primary. Nobody knew whether | that we are progressing. he was dry or wet. He avoided that issue. Ostensibly dry, he was believed to be wet at heart. Nobody had | | any doubts about Vare. He was wet and he said to und, | the people of Pennsylvania, wanting a wet, elected him. | Editorial Comment | ‘The $785,000 argument was just camouflage with many | of those who wanted Vare barred from taking his seat. me ps ‘They wanted him barred because he was a wet, no mat- duties and Penalties ter how much plurality he had. In fact, it is conceded | In the attempt to secure a popping ube that had Pepper been elected, the issue of campaign cx-) murder case tn Chicago, 144 talesmen passed through | With this evidence of hypocrisy before him, Senator | ti cane tae the Judge was disgusted. Of the | Nye had a big wrestling match with his conscience.| teeguse they ‘ateerted’ tte peer to excuse @ ‘There was only one way eut for him. He remembered | scruples against inflicting the death penalty, no matter Fj, that iwo wrongs do not make one right, so he voted | what the gi of a might be. j fx against scating Vare. The Pennsylvania voters, he fel The more I see of these men coming into the court- 2 room,” said the judge, “and tel us the: had done wrong to uphold such lavish use of money 95 | {o°capital punishment’ tine saree nee Toning aaory| their candidacies. If they were wrong why should Gerald ; iy roe pmepeough of fixing punishment.” jury system is to function in Nye repeat the offence? | ridin eetene die ee re lara dealing fwould make elective offices as available to the poor man | crime charged in the indictment. To the law. and ‘without political machines as they are to the rich man | the judge as the arbiter of legal points raised in {and rich machines,” he said. | trial, 1¢;htly belongs the responsibility for the penalty. Senator Vare used to operate a produce route, selling | esting Philadelphian was obsessed with the belief even (St. Paul Dispatch) @d elective office with a vengeance. chamber of deputies Monday. these ancient exciting Senator Nye meant so well that he said he wanted to | sports are not to be immediately banned in Fey country. | fmake :e:h states as Pennsylvania understand that “the | The general sentiment among the legislators, shared eve:: gale of seats in the United States senate only to high | 1), ; that develops courage. Bidders is coming to be peacliee: not to be countenenced | ANi civilized countries have games more or less ber- by an enlightened people. | barous from which bravery, strength, virility and gal- _ “But, Mr. President,” he said, “in voting against seat- | lantry are derived, said Senator Gamio G. Caloca, adding {ng Mr. Vare, I am well aware of the fact that I am ‘hat such games balanced culture and provide a neces- Jending aid, comfort, and opportunity to others who are | “*Y pruality, . Z i " { It is true that brutal sports are found in civilized +*(guilty of the same offence for which we punish Mr. Vare. | countries. Hunting, fishing, football are all in this ®** I give notice here and now that the appointee of : category and it is even conceivable that one might stut | Governor Fisher will need be one far removed from at-/ bs toe and bump his chin on the table playing ping | & shall vote for him to be seated in this body.” {stein’s opponent. And automobile . Senator Nye voted to reject Mr. Vare. Governor Fisher | caused more deaths and injuries than bull fighting. ' | he is not to int hy 2| Still, as a balance to culture, there is some question | Bays going to appo! ® successor to the Var?! othe of, brutality. ss =| { ‘The result is that an odorous winner of a senate toga fs kept from soiling that body. Senator Nye wins a|in Mexico within the past ten years hance vindication of judgment. Very probably, how- ‘ever, Pennsylvanians will spend fully as much or even pis nipping = ane Seas fore in filling the vacancy than Vare and his friends | of that game’s unworthiness. iid in electing him. Any one whom this possibility jamazes does not know Pennsylvania politics. To at- Farewell, Tombstone fain the political purity Senator Nye and other idealists q te fm the senate desire for Pennsylvania, only one course a $6 possible. The state would have to be turned over to BM autocrat, such as was Kaiser Wilhelm, or to the ‘exile of Doorn himself or, worse yet, to Benito Mussolini. | Pennsylvanians play the political game otherwise, not | the 3 i E tle if fy Hl uit a il to the balance | Sv although it wes i 4 THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE, TUESDAY, DECEMBER 10, 1929 [OUR BOARDING HOUSE By Ahern | SAY, BE CAREFUL 2 ~ You BOYS MAY Ger cur BY PIVOT “TEETH FLYING our DURING YouR ARGUMENTS # aw WHY DONT You MAKE YouR HAIR STAND UP AN” FINISH “THIS Yow. ON A FENCES ~ WHY, CERTAISLY BEING ABSOLUTE Boss oF THis House, L ASKED MARTHA “To SToP You WEARING “THAT SANTA CLAUS Surt HomME FROM NouR “oY DEPARTMENT Vow {= EGAD, MAKING } MASQUERADE PARTY! MY HOME A FREAK MUSEUM WITH YouR SILLINESS BAH, FoR You! Sadie WHY LISTEN, You BIG HOoTNANNY ww EVENS WITH YouR NATURAL FACE> You ALWAYS LOOK LIKE You"RE EITHER GOING,OR COMING SAH Lox SS ni au AN" AS FOR Nou BEING BOSS HERE, WHY Y'CANT, EVEN RUN “TH? VACUUM CLEANER! situation and he acknowledged in a speech which Was’ could not fight, bare-handed, against Nature. Now if | - ae MST both an apology and a defence that when one tried te! 4 man can tend a simple machine, get on and off of a! © ©] It used to be a problem to hang a duct unbecoming a gentleman.” In Picture straight—now it’s O. K. even | if it's upside down. A complaint in a Detroit newspaper : | says the motorists are running down | | other words, from bad to worse. “went, he met himself coming back. The North Dakota | titted to survive. | e chap has been holding up father for | the stock market. H | (Copyright, 1929, NEA Service, Inc.) | the excess of carbohydrates (starches As the gladsome Christmas season | approaches, congress isn't the only | | place where there is lobbying being on Senzior Bingham: aA ‘THIS HAS RAPPENED MBS, EWNWA HOGARTH, mleer, A Texas newspaper comments gu The pouch of the pelican is large! child of these countries. “To conduct ‘enough to contain seven quarts of/ “Thus we see that diet reform is the | * For the rival candidates representing the slate on which! por jife ought to be something more than a mere | done. | unbecoming a senator he added con- | water. eng '©.1929 by NEA penditures would not have been raised. the jury box with only four definitely accepted for jury | & i’. Messrs Vare, Pepper and Pinchot has used to further | upon me that our law is all wrong when it places on the | = ‘I want to contribute what I can to the cause which | mining whether or not the defendant is guilty of the | jeabbage, onions, turnips and cauliflower, and one pro- | Brutality and Culture | 2 that he used to run a slop cart. The poor man had gaint- | in5 cock fighting ana : ee E ty one woman senator, was that bull fighting is a game | § Pisciobap Regge was 2 0 —just after Sunday dinner for which the Rhodes House boarders | had any appetite—when Lieutenant Strawa sought out Bonale Dundee | 4a bis little third-foor room. “Well, boy. he greeted his newest “What lo you use for course she destroyed Sevier's finger. | boarders a dance for three or four ndee. Drints at the same time, if he left; years. peeled os apy. Carraway is: sure, though it he used gloves. She told me too, Sald that, | addressi while she was on the porch going to her room, she heard @ slight | “Keep noise at the west end of the porch, by the rose trellis.” “I'm not surprised,” Dundee ad- mitted, with queer reluctance, “I | ffllation with the Mellon-Grundy-Pisher machine before | Poker, too, is rather vigorous ae clara tae oe “You can stick around here, tt riding ile,” Strawn went on, Sherwood, and I think it'll be all right, it she “Well—1 don't,” Dundee te torted, but the words were to himeelf alone, after the door “that a woman who has done every- thing in ber power to speed justice should be clapped into jail as a ma- iy geste i =F 5 g iF 0 i z | ' f & ie a? E g i Fag 1 32 Gi ii y BE Hs # : i it ef iz i 3 k t i r é i i bed if ii ma | Pit tae s Salt chest : Hd te i i ont E s F if #5 caused by an accident, can usually be recently one of England's most famous written an article in the London Daily article is so interesting that I have decided to quote from ii from a slight inaccuracy in distin- sensibility to the loudest noises. The commonest cause of temporary deaf- {ness is the blocking of the ear-pas- cages by wax, or by a foreign body, syringing or other appropriate meas- ures. “Of cases of deafness not caused by wax, 90 per cent are caused by of the Eustachian tube, leading to the retraction of the ear-drum, by the ab- sence of pressure inside the middle- ear, is one of the commonest causes of this deafness. “Inflammation of the middle-ear, if of a virulent nature, may not only cause deafness, but may spread to the mastoid cells, or to the meninges and the brain, and may even lead to a fatal issue. ver, measles, influenza, diphtheria, tigations have shown that adenoids are of the nature of a dificiency dis- e ase. | “It is a curious fact that in prosper- |ous communities, like Great Britain, - Proc A disapateed “Rich, Kills Wife and Self,” says a | the lie bao rated! port — ee nun eae ess, really lost an: 2 ft man disguised as Santa Claus | headline in a Chicago newspaper. At ; Zealand, w' favorable c! , ade ‘0 vote on the certificate of Vare’s election. He saw ‘ha | Probably not. ‘There is no ate ccestoreastialitters! | psn rr See unite ae be the | robbed a bank in Texas. The same | last something that wasn’t blamed on | enoids are most common among chil- * dren. This is without doubt due to {and sugars) in the diet of the average {method by which by far the greater ing—successful in holding all boarders except Daisy Shepherd. “Which makes you the fair-haired boy with Mrs. Rhodes, 1 guess,” Strawn chuckled. “She'll be offer. ing you board free if you don't watch out. Well, so long again! You're @ good boy, Bonnie, it you have got fancy ideas.’ When he felt sure that Strawn had finished bis work in Mrs. Hogarth’s room and had departed with ber trunk, Dundee wandered down to the second floor, rather aimlessly, What eally wanted to do was to take @ long, cooling drive with Norma Paige, but be had no car, and no claims at all upon another man's sweetheart’s time, “Hello, Dundee! Feel like paying a. call?” a cheerful voice hailed bim as he turned toward the stairs. It was Walter Styles, standing in the door of his own room near the end of the hall. “Thanks. 1 am feeling rather at loose ends,” Dundee replied grate fully, as he joined Styles. And he wondered what Styles could want with bim. cee NOTHING, apparently, for the young haberdashery proprietor seemed to have no deeper designs talked about the muvder, of course, and of Cora Barker's arrest as 8 Styles went on with the work op which he had been engaged before “7 girl in the bouse—about the rule which says ‘Posi is Sg Hs Etttt 2 gees 3 ge Hy ili atlile Ee i i Zé z HEALTH “DIET ADVICE sts Ihe Saat hay. to Kaslde. SEES aimee wee DEAFNESS AND CARBOHYDRATES | proportion of cause of deafness may For many years I have advocated | be prevented.” the belief that deafness, when not! traced to dietetic indiscretions, and it is very pleasing to me to discover that | surgeons, Sir Arbuthnot Lane, has Mail substantiating this belief. His! ts “Deafness may occur in any degree, | | catarrhal deafness is to use a fasting guishing faint sounds to absolute in- | either of which may be removed by affections of the middle-ear. Closing | trom s visit with Mrs. Kershaw in St. | Paul. i | ee | State Porter, and State’ Treasurer In my own experience I have found that the best method of overcoming Dr. McCoy will gladly answer personal questions on health and diet addressed to tim, care of The Tribune. Enclose a stamped addressed envelope for reply. regime the same as would be given for catarrhal inflammation in any | Part of the body. Following the fasting regime, it has been my policy to pre- scribe a diet from which the starches ‘and sugars (carbohydrates) are rig- lidly excluded for as long as a year in some cases. I have sent these diet instructions out to thousands of cor- respondents and have received many replies from those who were cured in this'manner. The ear is a much more compii- cated organ than anyone can realize who has not studied its structure. The three bones which conduct the vibra- tions from the ear-drums to the inner ear are the smallest bones in the body. The inner ear has been pictorially de- scribed by Dr. Frederick W. Kranz when he says: “Imagine a grand piano about half the size of a pea with Various diseases, such as scarlet fe- | 20,000 tiny strings, each tuned to re- ceive only one tone, and you have a bronchitis and pneumonia, may also | rough picture of the inner ear, if the give rise to catarrhal deafness, but |theory of some scientists is correct.” one of the principal causes of deafness | © |in children is adenoids. Recent inves- (Continued in tomorrow's article.) QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS Melancholia Question.—J. J. asks: “Will you please tell what a person inclined to- ward melancholia should do to over- come this?” Answer.—The first thing to do is to get rid of auto-intoxication, which is no doubt the foundation upon which nervous disorders are built. The patient should do everything pos- sible to guarantee an extra amount of . intestinal cleansing. In the absence y of three bowel movements daily, enemas d¥ laxatives should be taken until the patient's bowels do move normally. Mcat Proteins Qusetion.—J. H. N. wirtes: “Some people claim that in contrast to vege- table proteins, meat and flesh proteins ‘contain uric acid and encourage the {growth of the putrefactive bacteria jin the colon. Pleac2 give your view on i the subject.” Answer.—The use of a’ normal amount of meat does not have a harmful effect and does not encour- age excessive putrefaction in the co- lon. Those troubled with constipation Miss Fargo, state preside. of W. C. T. U., will vis- E. W. Camp, Jamestown, a valuable member of the constitutional con- vention joined the lobby in the third house today. Miss Bessie Codding, Valley City, has come to Bismarck to accept a position in the office of the attorney general. TWENTY-FIVE YEARS AGO Dr. A. L, Kershaw has returned Pierce Blewett of Jamestown is a | business visitor in Bismarck today. of ; McMillan arrived from the east today. - FLAPPER FANNY SAYS: os