The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, September 19, 1929, Page 12

THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE, THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 19, 1929 TRIBUNE’S PAGE OF COMIC STRIPS AND FEATURES. = ~ {, WASHINGTON pes ‘LETTER y DUTCHER ¢ Writer) Washington, At 5 different ¢ ugar tariff schedule } ested since the Fo: ict was sent to © io ugar bow!” B.4) cent rate on © by the House, t ended by the id the jeverthele margin if the presen A rhonated Bever pro-consum: d the Democrat jittee in the fight t sugar down to it A Mixed-Up Originally, ho een American ir investments jmerican capital with ¢ ugar investm: soil. On the sid u S| Eipoices: wi ines, Who # i if, igher tariff igainst Cuban raw + ‘The sugar tariff sug: the three-ce r d by the American Farr Federation the gr tion of the tariff in the ne years suggested by Cuban « who would grant recipr ference for American goods en-| Cuba. Five rates on Cuban raw sugar! been urged: three in Cuba as found by the tariff» mission. Cuba gets a 20 per cent prefer- tial on her exports to us, which included in the foregoing figure Proposals to change that ha made, The Cubans ‘4 the Senate finance preferential be rais eight ninth is advanced by 8, Secretary of the carbo wage bottlers, who would soft drink industry "on all the 000. tons it uses annu: equal to any ta’ \ rhich would | lower - This | bounty. just as companies » which has been as the s + cont stection n Smoot Att | CAN SAY MISTER? THAT IM umittee offered | : : ‘ rrice of refined | Freckles and His Friends Others would | © price of raw] When nearly WANT To, OSCAR, liding scale | mmittee hear- | y was junked. been cae he original enthusi- Its advantage " w enst te the eon- Boon! rs a bounty of two nd on sugar produced int . Which would cost | ‘s would » Bounties Commissioner ¥ experting for f Bureau, has two bounties based on of production — costs can as well as Cuban He says that it costs s per 100 pounds more to Hawaii than in in Porto Rico, American beet indus- more in the Louisiana :. He would apply ions proportion- o the difference in production the “sliding rates the equali- on principle with current sugar When the price went to six » New York the boun- ar entirely. The the higher the} New York, Sept. 19—Few clowns, to laugh. | Either they do not harvest their! or they outlive the laughter of | And so, when Eddie Cantor an- inced recently that he would ret private life at the end of his pr up his family, he bec: hata own hand Just a few week: member of the Mr. out of Ney y had tripped hin in dire poveriy when friends and kin cued him, and a wife he had aban- ned when wealih came to him was You CAN SAY ALL YoU | TM GOING TO WRITE A Book ON MY EXPERIENCES JUST THE SAME: ITO BE A SWELL “ WNBY, TO TELL Howl our AlR- SKIP CANE DOWN ON THE PACIFIC OCEAN AN’ HOW WE FLEW ovER NIOLCANOES —\WHy, TAN TELUN' YOU ITD BE 8uT 8 17, & C.0.D. PACKAGE a1 oe NESATS & HAT FOR MRS. POP. GUNN ae ey THE DICKENS CAN THA SALESMAN SAM HURRY, GU224 GET THaT BI NLL IT WANE ANY PicTURES FRECKLES 1S SURE -FULL OF THEM!! You ENOW, A Book LUNE THAT OUGHTA Go LIKE HOT CAKES JUST TAKE RIGUT HERE IN THIS TONIN = THEYD SELL SCADS OF “EM -- WHY, THERES Vou AN - ALEK AN’ WILLIE AN’ SLIM AN’ RAY AN' JAY —You'D ALL WANT ONE, \NOULDN'T »/7 WELL, BEFORE 1 PAY FOR] | THIS BABY ,L INTEND TO SEE IF LUKE IT OR NOT | THE GUMPS—YES—YES—GO ON! On, SURE! WE COULD ALL CHIP TOGETHER IGGITY BLANKITY Rope! | JusT SPOTTED A BIG © BEAR — I'M GONNA LASSO HIM Ad’ GET HIS FURT very few comics who h: tune and rested on it as, too, the case of Eddic is another. ‘To be who was counted out by Time. ch, and the implication of thrift | At one period he rated the most fab- never been removed. ulow ary of any comic upon the * eK 8 ‘Then, in his hey- | But Eddie is a younz man who! rounded ine out of the Ghetto, leaving be- | ¥—most of them youn upon him a tradition of mean streets {Whom he lavished his affection, be- @irty stoops and ise | : them his theatrical secrets. His salary was sufficient to! h old man when death came him a comfortable future. But | ore Yin Se didn’t stop there. He became as- | 8nd. Uae SRBtEE Se elated with the bright young men |‘ bn. his Sifts had era eeged)| Mail Birect, who being in the! our winds. He was an old} bf the gold belt wished to have | and his public—it had forgot- names connected with the! ten. New names and new faces had of Broadway celebrities. And| Come ard gone, she learned how to invest his moncy tc ate the has achieved a millionaire’s; De Wolf Hopper is no longer a fating, while appearing nightly in the | rding to all the laws ipparel of the fool. This motley ha: nee he should re m% been unpleasant or unprofitable Cou ae te me revival or other. s of such cases. tt the end. Woelog ZUPPITY WUPSY KERPLUNK! net him. Al Jolson, while not rated as aj 4s another to run his salary in- | millions. But this came abcut | F' rough his investments in the Warn- | Po f Brothers studios and his commis- | ! ons from “Sonny Boy” so: | other words, few comics hove rich by being funny. The! is still willing to pay more for }laugh than a tear. Though the bal- pee is fairly equal. | * * * selene, one of the greatest that ever lived, died a suicide fortune completely deserted him. was when he was one of the paid buffoons upon this glooe. | ,mere buffoonery is insufficient to | clowns. And 20 this droll tossed is money into cafes and one thing her and came upon evil days. the end, they found him in a Man- What wouldn't we give, 99 per cent of us, to be quick thinkers? “I'd nev- er drive a car,” says one woman, “be- cause I can't think quickly enough.” “I'd never make an aviator, male member of the 90 per cent, “be- cause T should not be able to figure cut what to do at the right: minute. “John Smith got rich and I didn't,’ says Jim Brow! ause he was mentally able to beat it around the block before 1 got started. “Where,” we ask, “is the justice of 5 rvegned that, bestows on Brother | -———-— in all the quick wits of the family | ently “book learning” and leaves us slow witted Simple Si- apts mons trying to catch whales in Kem i ee i it fi ist it i asf pieglel iy FE