The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, September 3, 1929, Page 10

THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE, TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 3, 1929 CE ED A | |, WASHINGTON Pee ma ih LETTER By_RODNEY DUTCHER r aroused not but admiration (NEA Service Writer) Hyde alrea has converted ‘Washington, Sept. 3.—The president oft ats 1 SE a | talking, in humorous vein, to an eeeeeo ii ars iz ld friend concerning some of the On the other hand, take Charles es of the presidency. F Adams, the blue-blooded, | “Phere is one law I should be ay Bostonian, e .” he said, with perhaps an ¥ s he navy, and | Asufficiently concealed wistfulness 7 y Lyman Wilbur, the elon- | “The president ought to be allowed gat al college president. | 9 hang two men every year, without G of the interior. ving any reason or explanation for Nothing b cheers greeted phe sentence.” t Wilbur = was “Would two be enough?” the friend lauded pr ve of great wis- sked. dom and 5 mitted that “Well, perhaps not,” Mr. Hoover is Adams, i ancestral back- | id to have replied. “But 1 « A n 1 position, was a et the word to 25 or 30 that 1 c ment to the cabinet. being considered.” 3 sudden one found * * * r ng at Secretary Adams Anyone with an ordinary sense of tc e funny Boston speech in mor ought to appreciate the {7 he branded such Republicans the three “bad boys” of the ¢ Borah and_ Norris . cabinet have inspired little e they voted | it favorable comment during thei . vation on the export de- | six months, while the two mem- benture Ist who came in with the brightest And then Ray have been making all the x breaks. a E | ple re= of even caution. |! Freckles and His Friends "within a few after he arrived. No one should ny him credit for Hyde became respectively the Indian problem boldly, ss of war, postmaster general and promise Me “give the peer Spoas'! FRECKLES AN’ SAME OLD THI crea oT <= , ere 5 raged many persons an t . INGS ENERY ENEN OLD MAN FELTYS ry of agriculture. enraged many P Wane Ke Gs 6s aus OWN “pir a ipa " es *s ap But from all your correspondent he ubsequently blurted out a promise m gather, these three gents have to turn the Tol ns over oes “aye FRECKLES TO A RANCH AN’ MME DEAD PLaces x BETTER~ NEVER GETS * AUWAYS Th’ n st cl “ befor it any chance performing most commend: before people ha ny cha WANE BARRELS OF BER Saw Suadysive east, they have all put in much whisper in his car that, for innumer- AND bore, BB georges 3 ; phi d work and study and have given able st the thing couldn't be p indication that they aren't anxious | dono, Wilbur has dropped that idea, TAG ALONG WERE AT Home : A : ‘AIR! @istinguish themselves in the pub- | but more rece nuly he was talking ARE . . 7 service. Brown's reorganization , about delivering the national forests m in the Postoffice Depar' » the and he has had to forget SPEEDING about that. too. Common opinion here is that the wise Mr, Wilbur will TOWARD ry, tact and initiative of Good soon be c d of his impetuosity, for Rome, War Department have thus he is ble gent. ; a LETS see WHAT'S GOING ON New York, Sept. 3—The sandwich’ e chorus girls go in summer. The| . c] nn role daily beach parade along the strand -s Seyaeplhaid Se saa, draws resembles 50 beauty contests all go- the Times Square S ing at once. And the bathing regalia ths from the tired throngs is aclu- affected by the girlies is something to} @ product of the “haystack belt.” travel all the way to Manhattan to = make-up, which is of the an- glimpse. mt rube comedy vintage, includes) Certain of the private clubs are ‘usual “b'gosh” whiskers and boots dominated by nationally famous stars. - = the huge carpet baz. of the stage. Sun-tan has become a) IT'S AFTER ELEVEN, OH . WE WERE, W'S THE ONLY’ Tt seems that he drifted into town drug on the market and leather-col-| AND TM ALL paige an om the Iowa farm belt, hoping to ored cuties will clutter up many &) oaaat worl presence aa on the stage—as who doesn't? state this winter unless they fade in) TUMBL WE PARKED Pop! pop! RIGHT IN SOME- JAKE: UD ONE'S FRONT he never got beyond the agcncy the meantime. ONTO TUS NICE ‘THE WHOLE LAWN LAST ffices, and up against it for a job In one section of the sandy FLAT GROUND TRIP ie to play his comic role on the stretches, Texas Guinan carries on > sf si @ MATCHED ouR ks while carrying on his back her role of shouting hostess as though) 5 * 2 TENT ‘advertisement of a midtown res- she never tired of the role. On cer- 7 wurant. tain Sundays she may be seen “But I found out how to cash in on perched upon a life saver'’s stand do- this summer,” he told me. “New ing her stuff for a festive mob. Some ers get a laugh out of the rube. of her “little girls” generally accom- nd the countryside gets a real howl pany her and strut their routine in bathing ar I went back to the 7 The Broadway atmosphere is plas- played the count tered heavily over the general scene Inged my costume to that of the and has turned this resort into a ty feller, with spats and cane and unique spot in the east. The Jonn- onocle and stage-door Johnny stuff nics now flock the spots in front of; got jobs all over the middle west. the bathing resorts waiting for the ist breezed back into town the oth- girlies to appear. Scores of young GUNNS AND day, got out my rube uniform and) men-about-town. whose faces are fa- PHYLLIS HAVE i right into work again.” miliar to stage doormen, seek to make It’s a funny world! their future dates down by the no; TRID a ad longer sad sea waves. The outstanding plunzer of the * ky Saratoga race track is not Just to keep the records straight—| of Park Avenue's millionaire amu: slips can be made even by fers, but a former New York’ the very meticulous Saturday Evening who figured out a few bits) Post. In a recent article, consider- info on how the ponies canter and! able space was devoted to the man- n a cleanup that landed him fin-| ner in which the press pursues young} ally on the ritziest filly highway in| Mr. Lindbergh. The tate is told of a mation. transatlantic phone conversation fol- *o lowing his Paris flight. All very well ) Long Beach, a bathing resort just] —but statistics indicate that there nd the New York limits, has! was no transatlantic phone service completely Broadway. | atthe time. “This season it has furnished an GILBERT SWAN. to the immortal question et (Copyright, 1929, NEA Service, Inc.) 4 YOU 1 trying to break these “inaccurates” of 4 R the error of their ways. Hours trying \to get them to place their figures ILDREN | neatly under each other in adding, for) crooked rows mean crooked an- swers! Hours trying to impress on | careless minds and hands the neces- Servealns |sity of crossing t's and dotting i's in F spelling. Tt. won't be long now until report; If anyone could invent a magic way 4 : of planting in shiftless young brains; I wonder how many disap-) the dire necessity of putting down the mothers will look over Bud- decimal point and putting it in the| ‘" and shake distressed heads right place, I believe the teachers of the 60's in arithmetic and 60's in| America would gladly make him an and the painfully retiring’ president. rl spelling. ; In grammar half the trouble s; AD many will remark with caused by inattention. It is an ab-! voices, “I can’t understand| stract subject. not interesting to some} Buddy’s such a smart boy! He children. Therefore they pay scant! Bes @ wonderful memory and he) heed in class when the teacher is ex- jets his geography and history by’ plaining. fy meals then over once. I can't ines Be Right on the Det! tan “a i is is more forgivable, however, if each of these moth-| than the carton of setting down ws. could see the monthly test pa-| deliberately ‘wrong things on paper she would be both enlightened when’ a child knows better. Those trick¥ little dots are so important. “Carelessness, Probably a ada ad of the things I should ly went below passing in three look ‘out for this fall. Ask Buddy to} is subjects very likely because ne show you his school papers, and if ‘and inaccurate in setting there is home work cast an investi-| | gating eye occasionally over this also. Try to impress on ali the children in| that carelessness is as bad as ignor-| ance—worse, for it is less excusable. Improving a child's accuracy will have a rather salutary effect on his gene In catching. up the small things his mind will lose it think of no better word) mode of op- eration it will clear up, and get down to business.