The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, August 28, 1929, Page 10

|, WASHINGTON A LETTER i By RODNEY DUTCHER ¥ (NEA Service Writer) ‘Washington, Aug. 28—Some persons | still wonder why anyone wants to be- come vice president of the United States. But after reading the most fedort of the secretary of tt tt becomes a little casicr to jer= stand. One refers particula: e some of the other seven pages of fine t 4 to be done for the listed the expense i tt a itemiz maintenance of the automobile, which is ¢ WHY TILDAS WHAT ON EARTH 1S THE MATTER? UNEVER SAW N Nou AGRY DRY YOUR TEARS OND TELL ME> WWAT WAS HAPPENED | WAS vusT THINKING = IR t WAS MARRIED = AND NE DIED - | cluding attention to the motor and Polish, paint, wiping cloths, n, cost a total for the year This includes the 60-cent decided to seal on the recent to those bers, in- front axle, deico points, to eliminate uu curtain, to afford where factories wo: It's Dawes’ One pi Dawes, be: easily why he w to take over } teh US Ps by The CON, Capreiate. 18, own expense pense account ab: one from Mr. Dawes rest. re- | front | front | i Freckles and His Friends fiscal year It appear repair shops had separate and d: automobile in of which things c Of course. the pense is the ct of Congress is pai oh, how the little Here are a few of One bar of soap ‘ ad Ten yards of ch c One chauffeur’s s extra pair of trousers One chauffeur's cap ... One whisk broom AND Now I COME To Youo-You DONT KNOW HOW T WATE To GO ANAY AND LEANE You BELIND = Anyway TLL THINK OF You OFTEN ~ ” AN TELL ALL THE KIDS ABOUT YEAW WELL TAKE GOOD CARE OF LINDY FoR You, LANE BUSINESS ) Now REMEMBER,» ON THE WEST Coast BUT TLL See TMaT YES, AN MAYBE TLL COME BACK UP HERE NEXT SUMMER AND ID WANT LINDY, To Loox nice! TM AFRAID You BOYS WILL WANE ARE AUL SAID, UNCLE © To GO Hone HARRY YOU AND | FRECKLES AND Zt WILL CERTAINLY | SURPRISE ALL THE front wheel headlights, keling, and re- tributor points, re just a few of during three its to know at his own eds—or who to run up an consult the Wiping cloths . Cleaning, pressing ing uniform and o' Merely keeping the 1M MAKING YOUR BED NOW * AND POP WILL HAT THE TENT UP IN vee. A New York, Aug. 28—A few weeks! ago a South Carolina editor appeared on Broadway in pajamas and wa. amazed that the crowds upon the bi; * street did little more than arch See eyebrow. 1 's / “i 2c Small wonder! : n 3 4 = Broadway has such a daily dict o fs strange sights that one more or les3 | i makes littie difference. The main stem thro: and gawk at such thing digging the foundation for scraper; or a tobacco machine t turns out cigarets by the million, pretty girlies juggling pancakes in a Childs cafe window. But the competition in odd charac ters is far too keen for the averay: innovator to make much of an im Pression, VD BETTER UGHT THE LANTERN AND + SCE IF In a theatre alley ac veavens! § ere USTEN'TO © THAT RAIN. IT'S SIMPLY aker began to do a few doorway, and nearby ipulate some t Forty-sixth 5 are than inquire his game?” * ok OK Strolling along the highw boasts of the largest electri I found the summer crop of goings-on as large as usual. The stilt walker, however, had dis: carded his rube uniform and was n Wearing a natty red coat In front of a movie theatre ing attention to an Irish p in, a young man walked forth clad in a blue coat, pocket of which protruded a bi green handkerchief. of emerald hue. He y which mes reminds me that shops are show- | rich may be quite aj r. Particularly among ker,” and it's aimed al to the boys and girls who get enough of Wall street, even n the rediscount rate is boosted 6 per cent, Also it may teach the ective ger a few lessons m he ‘exchange. nd a certain f listed stocks and unpleas- gin calls, with dice to indicate nd fail in the value of cer- aries upon which the players A quartet of show girls crossed ke their bets. Tiny bits of subway ventilator and their a used for stock certificates— blew—well, sufficiently to keep one ers 's, of course, depend on eyes from being attracted to a pa- th GILBERT SWAN. ; jama-clad male. ~ YOUR — CHILDREN . Wie Roberts Barn Is 6-year-old John starting to school this fall? ses If so, I wouldn't make it much of *O" WHY IT LOOKS “Ta Me Like "tH! DERN] BOX CF 100 WATT GLOBES NORTHERN Lt ‘ HERE, AIN'T || ALONG WH E- "THEY'LL 4 : Sor 1m CURNED, ++ IX “THINGS UP — ern version of the old circus caliope playing the theme song of anothe Picture just down the street. e that the word “whip- lutely taboo. He Mustn't Be Teased ffering—for of course he y teasing. The less said iI, the better—or at least hould be mentioned only in the ral. take-it-for-granted way. os staring out in the bg | BOOTS AND HER BUDDIES Tell Me, Little Gypsy, : ; By Martin the first time he’s rated as an! Ny independent individual, to be judged j ¢ way, so that young Jol 0 vn merits instead of by his Tn tie eae ee JohD mother's love. Heretofore his rating him. has been absolutely vicarious. Now the other children to| there's nothing vicarious about it. It's tales of punishment if|4, ™an-to-man game he's going to school, or turns around, | Piay—no one to take his part, no one : ‘& mistake. Nip instantly any |! ©xcuse him, no appeal—just him- if E FOUND OUT LONG AGO DAT Wy DIDNT PAY TO SEE shed Hie ge ‘t them to make any such as “Aren't you frightened, | of cross teachers or principais. | Sf. | He senses all this beforehand, little as he may know about the inside Johnny? You mustn't cry, or th>| Workings of a classroom. Children are teacher will think you're a big baby. Now don’t forget your ABC’s or, may- ‘be she'll send you home LITTLE JOE FOOLISH To retty keen little creatures. But it is his battle in his miniature world. No one can fight it for him. "| He’s got to do it alone. Up to this | time he has been having lessons at @|home in character training—getting {his emotional house in order, so to speak. Now it’s time for him to put these things into practice—the high- test moment, a serious moment for teasing. Leave Him Alone There isn’t any use in you. worried mother, taking Johnny to school and staying there with him “till he gets used to it.” No, you have to leave him thing to do moment, no}. incand toennee’s Tome May End “tigen the six wooks start troch now -* Fete TH pede z Ps I :