The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, August 5, 1929, Page 10

: THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE, MONDAY, AUGUST 5, 1929 TRIBUNE’S PAGE OF COMIC STRIPS AND FEATURES THE GUMPS— YOUR’S FOR BIGGER AND BETTER FISH { LAST NIGHT WHILE You WERE SLEEPING | CAME DOWN NERE AND SCATTERED WITH STEEL SLUGS AROUND THIS PIER= THE FISH WAVE es THEM BY SEE THIS 2? NOW. THERE'S AN INVENTION = RIGHT FROM. GUMP NEADQUARTERS — NO HOOKS — NO BAIT= EY RUGUUINe ws Koray STRUGGL - WRITHING IN phallic) ecrme YOUR WE = FISH A) = ay EXTRACTING HOOK FROM ITS MOUTH= BUT A REAL BAIT NEVER-THE- LESS = > “THAT'S ALL RIGHT- LAUGH] BuT WAIT TILL You SEE WHAT I HAVE ON SHE END OF THIS LINE = WHEN | PULL IT P=. onen LAUGH = Lot OF ’ BY RODNEY DUTCHER oT OF (NEA Service Writer) Washington, Aug. 5.—Washington ts always aware of the fact when em- ployment conditions are bad over the sountry, When work 1 ce where the situation is reflected b; thousands who come here looking for federal jobs, more often than not de- pending on a congressman to help the whether tie publicity bu- s Michelson direction of Jouett esults with its [pkg Republicans, and ; ‘A good percentage of them wind up Ee Sule HEME 2 at une federal employment ser ride’ efheel station on Pennsylvania ie Havitig Of ; There one learns that although certainly is applicants have been provided jobs here this year than hod has been to here haven't been 1 NeAee GLEE persons calling around f ‘There were more than 61,000 per- sons who registered at t office dur- I ing the year ended J ast year there were n 80,000. the greater percent: is shown in the nd Hee this jobs have been found for 32 . sons as compared with only C : the year Before This governm by Mr. It Wasn bia Mirage = agency, it appears, ha: tely but no propaganda Placing half the applicants in: on for we loli tae ' By osse mia te, een, Reruns ! : THAT'S OLD I GUESS TAG MUST CONE TO THINK OF |’ 1 JUST HAPPENED To ‘ ne ee acause t aosr ae eS Gah HEN’ STALEYS ‘WANE SEEN A TT NOW, ZM THINKIN’ |.| REMEMBER HEN'S GOT pea thave ome wth 10 Ae Sian KNOW I SAW MERE IN THE MIRAGE LIKE Z ACBBE UE DID see || Th’ cuTEsT LiTTLE ave come with too mu n= Fidence in an assumed demand for thie wrerwetleures SOMETHING someTiIne MIRAGE LNG 2 Te curest tr building help which doesn't ex y of the Methodist ' : ; ; | botatd obs have been open, of cours, nperance, prohibition and ON SHORE Wes < : 4 ; IS AFRICA !! Z fal | but the building is going on slowly has been kind enough AND BAS é ( S 4 = ie and there is alw: a surplus of sondent « clipaing NO / es , All, oes : building labor here. The work 1s let GARCAIEHIOH PERSUADED y! 2 | \ : | out to private contractors who gener- cohol cull, The DAR: Te. ly bring in their own crews. | BOWS ce bottle ATS ey es a marked with skull and ROW To Conferring on President, Hoover alongside the warning pes OcD and Secretary of State Stimson of the s vernichtet Familie und : Peruvian Order of the Sun reminds ch is translated into PIER ) : ‘our correspondent of a story heard “Drink ruins the family and the race.” 4 ; = ; , in Peru last year which dates back Of course. we have prohibition on our WHERE HE 2 ; to the early days of that illustrious utes, but our government has WANTS To ? isi aristocratic order. | mped such propaganda on cerioor The Order of the Sun gave a large ie J } banquet to he te Gi to one of} Mr. Pickett’s clipping says the Swiss AND S Lima's many cathedrals of a massive’ govérnment stamps such a design and pair of solid silver candlesticks, which | inscription on “every letter passing INVESTIGATE ‘were displayed proudly on a table. the post.” “Inquiry at the a A strong gust of wind came along suddenly and blew out all the lights. 7: ‘When the windows had been closed | Pj ~ and the lights restored it was found that one of the valuable candlesticks had disappeared. A priest quieted the brethren and | suggested that before anything dras- tic was done, the lights again for two minutes, during) stor which the thief would be permitted to been. wiss ion, however, elicits the word that attaches do not remember receiving mail so marked and the that the special cancellation must have been used temporar- some time in honor of some dry ess or conference, the Swiss gov- is accommedating that is still a pretty good but not as good as it might have PCAN SCE | WHERE CHICK WONT BE WORTH HIS SALT TRE REST OF THE SUMMER TLOOKED FOR ALITTLE GIRL LIKE AMY TOGET OFF THE TRAIN AND YOU COULD HAVE KNOCKED ME DOWN WITH A FEATHER WHEN PHYLLIS STEPPED UP AND TOLD ME WHO SHE WAS BUT You REALLY CANT J/1 SIMPLY CAN'T | BLAME CHICK. IF 1 WAS UNDERSTAND THESE WIS AGE T0-- SHE MODERN GIRLS, TAE SENT ME BACK ON MY WAY THEY PASS HEELS WHEN SHE KISSES AROUNDS THREW HER-ARMS AROUND ME AND GAVE ME A MISS. SHE'S RATHER PRETTY, TOO WHY TRY TO 2 ‘OU WOULD BE.1 UNDERSTAND THEM! HAVE A SNEAKING ADEA FROM THE ry WAY YOU LOOKED THAT YOU DIDN'T MIND THAT KISS A BIT EN PHYLLIS MORSE STEPPED OFF THE TRAN A FULL-BLOWN FLAPPER, THE WHOLE | GONN FAMILY FOUND IT A HARD JOB TO ADSUST THEMSELVES § TO THE BIG © SURPRISE GOING PLACES AND SEEING THINGS San Francisco.—The flavorsome| It i tang of San Francisco clings, despite time and change. Its old Bohemia may come and go; its physical contours may change, 3 thanks to a skyscraper era; its old Marina flat lands ay become clogged with homes and hotels climb its nearby hills—but the ‘om to “neck.” To kiss up- the native land, be- It is the last word in nd kissi In this : \ bite of the sea, that “certain some thing” in the air and the cosmopolitan Only a few of the complexion go on unchanged. ig to their colorful « » San Francisco is able to accentui its cosmopolitanism largely bei C ese youths are the last 1 ms the Eeearezaue sista in which Not even the Man- the peoples of other land : cel them in ex- SSS sine of Sie\| SALESMAN SAM semblance to their own Mediterran- ppear in bobbed | ‘a. Ca in San oie Bess poreh their And how cute jouses. on Telegraph Hill. Their of the little Chinese waitresses varie z dwellings spread over the peaks down ‘can be in their lip-stick and French U WANT TD GET SOME INDIAN|| DON'T YOU EVER SWING \ (WELL, WITH Me (TS OLEFERENT! S Mapas oe ae to the bay, and in the valley flat ot even my business. CLUBS — GOTTA Keer FIT |] TH cluBsS? UM AN ATHLETE — ( THROW FER “WH, spots great colonies of French have tell me that within the past DURING The summER TH’ O1SCUS FoR. HARVARO t settled. The Irish have their M , the Chinese students have VACATION — Don't daeta! district, one of the nation | begun to lead in athle Some of '™ Always Inn family populations. Japanese and | the schools in the Chinatown neigh- a( (\NOlAN cLues? indus range from the Fillmore | borhood hold important records. And okey, CHiee! Street hill district up into the Sacra- | the Boy Scout troop is one of the larg- “ mento valley. Chinatown expands | est and proudest in this region. The t “| nearly from Broadway to Geary. Chinatown belt also has its own hos- ’ : And one needs merely to walk up- on any street to mect the flashing black eyes of Spanish maidens whose | pital and doctors; its courts and its political importance. The “way of the heathen Chinec”—as per Bret Harte— fathers planted the state's seed. , has almost ceased to be strange. ‘The melting pot was, according to! Not the least amusing feature of the accepted argument, presumed to this change is the attitude of tourists be unable to brew the Orientals into tow the college degreed clerks in @ state of assimilability. |the Grant Avenue Chinese novelty Yet the third——or is it the fourth? | shops. generation of Chinese takes no| Almost invariably the stranger be- American ways like the youths and | gins his dickering in pidgin English. of any other race. The skirts | Listening in on such a deal the other of Chinese school girls are as) afternoon, I heard an out-of-towner short as the rest. Their lips are as ask, “Have you mebbe those nicee And if some sun-tan com- | Chinec vase,” all this being done with peneration happens to be in elaborate manipulations of the hand. vogue, they are among the first to| hich came the reply in the best it. Believe it or not, but I saw | of Oxford English, “Madam, we have ry student reeling along|a complete supply of all Oriental Grant Avenue the other evening, af- | goods, which I will be pleased to show ter a night with his college fellows you.” @ sight which ten years ago would have been impossible. 4 Strange Doings By Martin ; ; GILBERT SWAN. | (Copyright, 1929, NEA Service, Ine.) patentee = = YOUR CHILDREN Uli Aoherts Borkow Spaniards in Yucatan in 1520. | FLAPPER FANNY SAYS: | | | | I've come to believe that a good | Memory comes about the nearest to being the magic ladder to success that ‘aman or woman may possess. What \are education, opportunity, or lucky breaks compared to it? Nothing. A sloppy, foggy memory that closes behind us and instantly shuts out e: ‘perience can do more harm and cause more discomfort than almost any oth- er mental lack that I can think of. We're told that the average ory is cnly about ten per cent of what it ought to be. That’s not very = much, is it? Ten percent! One dime | —~— of memory. Practice:on the children, for it starts Where does the trouble lie? And| with the child: as most things do. |lieve that ‘was an enti: when does it start? Does memory |If we want to improve the memory | different process from the pear asa developed sense such as|efficiency of the next adult genera-|ing. In a way it is, but it i« thrown Gent or hearing only to be lost later, ton we must begin with the children reason and association of ideas that rough illness, carelessness, or mis-| Now. answers first ques- use? Or, is it one of the brain’s at- | tion. Now we've always been led to Monster Double Eggs |* Product of Y ‘oung Hen to resemble the product of some far | the maple tree at the left the oak at the right, the turn of the just beyond, and the barn with we |brick silo across the creek; that Some ‘are inclined to think '* re not iil. Matnory is Feally’a process, Our schools ‘all fail in teaching rf ; mel gymnastics. So d vation is the first requisite. ents and itcan