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THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE, WEDNESDAY, JULY 17, 1995 : WERE'S WNERE | FIX THOSE FISH THAT WOULDN'T BITE YESTERDAY — 7 \M GOING TO TEASE THEM WITH THIS BAIT — JUST LET ‘EM LOOK Hi WATER — By RODNEY DUTCHER en as MOUTHS WATER (NEA Service Writer) “Constitution of the United States.” AN APPETITE = Washington, Jtly 17.—The gov- “Privileged Wealth,” a gent in silk se ETITE ernment has decided not to go into! topper and spats, is trampling on it. the business of broadcasting prohi-|“Foolish Vouth,” another good look- bition propaganda in the schools, but | ing boy in white flannels, is about to that will be no great loss. There! join in the tramy The dim fig- will still be plenty of propaganda ures in the b und, wearing available and it will continue to be flowing rot e Lincoln, Washing- nandled by experts. t Lee appears to dis- The dry organizations are push- | a ing it out today with all the volume | and fervor of the pre - Volstead era.! ono side stan although they are now ¢ ting partment ste their efforts for law enforcement |about to sted and against the bootleggers rather jicry, with an than on behalf of a proposed new | proachin law. Most of the present day prop- On the oth Qganda comes from the Anti-Saloon |i League and the Methodist B: e % Temperance, Prohibition and Public | and double-breast and is sur- Morals. jrounded by money b: A bottle The doses are large and potent /of what appears to be hootch rests and may be ordered either in por-| s desk. : bata trait or pamphlet form. Just of late | JAG OR THE BOTTLE”: your correspondent has been study- With a question mark poised over ing a collection of cartoons from the !s head, a young man stands be- Methodist Board, some of which tween Old Glory and a bottle of have tigers and dragons in them. 1 XXX Rye.” He is gazing They are available for school teach-|t rd the bottle and ignoring the ers, Sunday or secular, and editors f COME ON NOW — GO ANEAD — BAT YOUR NEADS AGAINST THAT = !GROUND”; In the foreground lies ( IN CRIM On little girl at a de- counter, apparently some pure silk hos- in a frock coat ap- tough look- , lighting a iped collar } Bay obtain mats of them, free, ready ; ; AND Ge a —_— — or publication. knight in chain “ mail, | holdin y u You Can Get Anything rl entitled “Progress,” is shewn oe Seems Funny 077 ae heny 4 Here is a brief prospectus of these | yceting a horrible dragon on a nar- y NG “THAT TAGALONG, (7/77 ti peenapiet sinh ae t esters or cartoons which will show tthe edge of a precipice. WIS DOG AND HIS, A LL, Z ie f jow vigorous the dry o on’s tail is about 45 feet PONY SHOULD ALL WEN ANYBODY CAN nd rib bones are scat- J GET LOST IN Ty buzzards hover in JUET DISAPPEAR f Diptera reg UN background. CONPLETELY! L, i yy Fi Hane rial TIGER?”: Show a man and woman ‘The Downward Path Y y 17S beneath drooling month of huge] “ vicious tiger, inscribed = “Lique Traffic.” The tiger is r edb: ® leash labeled “ | which a butcher knife is descending | bright to free it. The man, who bears aj Which marked but unintentional resem-| "Law blance to Al Smith, is wearing white | archy flannels. Both he and the lady Pear agitated. Sicnificant bon about on the ground. The tiger tail curls high in the ai “CROSS ROADS Sign 7 shows that one road leads to “Cor ruption and Dishonor” and the othe iquor purchaser is d to “Prosperity and Honor Farmer |ly, the Bootlegger features the cus- stands beneath sign, holding rein on|tomary chee suit, checkered both a pig and a horse. Pig is labeled |cap, moustachios and cigars, the “Wrong Appointments” and__is| judge wears robes and the Politician headed toward “Corruption and Dis- a cigar in his mouth and a honor.” Horse is labeled “Right Ap-! on pointments” and is headed on the he artist of t vigorous car- other road. Pig is hitched to farmer jtoons is “Chandlee.” The Methodist by a chain tied to his left hind leg.”| board s they have been increas- upon to Ruin.” The young half way be- Shows four men, king arm in arm—Liquor Pur Unfaithful Ps MOM’N POP “THE MEN IN THE BACK-| ingly popular. 2 i * Vasen ut GeT HIM rise iN THe MORNING. AND 1 SEE SPOTS VER SINCE , C, AND ONDERSTAND BEFORE My EVES. 06 eae ocr AT'S A SYMPTOM aoe THAT'S tea OF LUNG TROUBLE pte WN AN OLD FAMILY MEDICAL BOOK, POP HAS INSISTED HE HAS * SYMPTOMS OF SEVERAL FATAL DISEASES. SO TODAY A SECOND DOCTOR At five o'clock tiiat Wednesday! kissed me, in spite of himself—" morning, just cight hours after| But when those last words bur- Sandy had taken off on his flight /rowed their way into her bliss, she to Nicaragua, Crystal was startled /lay very still, grew cold, although to wakefulness by a gentle hand on} her and down comforter her shoulder. | were very warm ones. “I didn’t mean to go to sleep,” she| “In spite of himself,” she re- 'S CALLED IN TO faltered. “Oh! It’s five o'clock! We: peated. And suddenly she knew CHECK UP ON THE must have talked until after four.”!that she could take nothing more FIRST, WHO SAID eee aa! ois jlauehed, and | from Colin Grant—‘in spite of him- HE WAS OK here is something like peace in| self.” But why d i | aay his tired black eyes, usually so har-|so hard? > eee: assed and furious. “But come along| That was a foolish question, she now, I'm going to blow you to a taxi! told herself, for she knew the an- —and put it on expense late: | | gene? pnieay vin agai thin all honor, to see his view-point. age pretended to drowse| He had been n i HERE Ya are, son! Lem WHO Was “Hat WHY, OON' TCH again, but her heart was filled with) a failure—that marriage. Why? y » SON: LEMME i 1 joy. He'd go away and leave her, f he and his “delectable” ome ee Ree TES LOOKIN’ ) HOW Wit, Gina?) not been compatible? He dismissed the taxi before the! that, of course, but wasn’t aa Hathaway home and kept his arm the truth deeper than that? Coli . er tha t? Colin about her shoulders as they trudged|Grant was a eeniue. ben y genius, born to be no pe piiagstone Path as noiseless-| woman's po: n, but to belong Bie was fumbling in her pocket-| {hice et co eee Maen t elf book for her key, and Colin was| guard hie soered flames Treen et eee bending over her, ostensibly to help, human ikeines whesaaleht ea when ‘suddenly she was crushed | quench it | against his breast. She was reeling) “But I pee " : dizzily when he released her, but be-| ‘posece’ hinge) chase niin and fore she could speak he was running] s; Crystal’s hea i away, like a man pursued by all the| COS lag f Neat broke ssa Phantoms of hell. But the fecl of “Wouldn't you2” her mind taunt- ee ne and she | ed her. “Wouldn't you ask for a that in ‘teh, ineffable tender-|home and all that goes with it— } Gathaon t Crystal) creature comforts, social life, ba- y was truly beautiful. | bies?”” She slipped into bed for a while must let him go,” before taking her hot bath, but tee decid nd Crystal's Pag E Was no question of sleep now. For deep for tears. sh ipa Jong minutes there was no room, Pots in her mind and heart for anything) NE but “He loves me, and I love him. | He loves me! He loves me! H ‘ Lestasy for Tony, de- air for Crystal. pyright, 19: GOING PLACES AND SEEING THINGS ‘On those “fil n ; ‘ sae ee pispaieeraias tremendous are lights begin to pour saunter forth on dress parade, ali| Nite floods down upon the tran- the various grnnees. of the art of |Sient pageant. Along the motor ballyhoo are brought into play. clogge From up on the neighboring hills, See ce STOnas walter te eet eee. Malls, ice, Inc.) shout at each recognizable person- ahty and small bo ell e boxes at 25 cents each, so that the curious can get points of vantage. Tn te entrance ways, loud speak- ers are hung by the broadca: stations so that home folk, lis ing in, can hear their favorites utter a few sentences of flim flam. The! tell ma that before the movi learned to talk, the ious avi ot the galloping celluloid were xtremely self-consci ope lous, and even have heen written by nts. ical Hollywood film p1 show starts as soon is AT THERE = DIDN'T 4 TELL Y HEY WOULDN'T TOUCH THAT BAIT | YESTERDAY = JUST BECAUSE (T WAS EASY ‘Yo GET =. Bur NOW 100K . BECAUSE THEY BY GeoRree!! LINDY'S FooT- NOTHING WRONG. HIS HEALTH 1S NORMAL IN / IMAGINATION. THOUGRT SO ~ y i j;swer, But to make it even more e In the taxi she dropped tiredly,|clear, she deliberately forgot Crys- LES! SA ii and quite matter-of-factly Colin put /ta! Hathaway for the minute and SA MAN M ss Bought and Paid For his arm around her, forcing her head | tried to become Colin Grant. Tried, ’