The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, May 30, 1929, Page 4

PAGE FOUR THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE ee] Ak . : . | less spectacular but more deadly shock troops of the if- The Bismarck Tribume) 2 rei ins cur poston AB independent Newsprper THE STATE'S OLVESI NEWSPAPER * (Established 1873) It 's @ long and rather desperate war, when you stop to think about it. And victory won't even be in sight until we get sense enough to stop fighting among our- ~ marck N D., and entered at the postoffice at Bismarck | nature. as second class mai) matter. George D. Manr ............... Presidest and rublisher | SABBATH MADNESS Suvecription Rates Payable in Advance The Sabbath. once the day of rest, is n Daily by carrier per year ............ . $7.20 | ing known as the day of eternal.rest. For more people Deily by mati per veer, ttn Bismarck) . + 140) now go to an untimely death on that day than any Daily by mail 5e: year. is 2, . (ip state, Outside Bisinarck) ..... dh esthetic Cit tet 6.00 | this ghastly change. Daily by mai} outside of North Dakota . The Sabbath was made for man. to b Se sure, but not Weekly by mati in state. per year ... + 100 lfor the exercise to his uttermost folly. Yet as surely Pri OR gpg d pad ad gal Ce a ee Weekly vy mail outside of North Dekota, ‘ gruesom per year ...... vesessesessssses BSU | Page news of the dead, the dying and the injured who | Member Acdit Burean of Circalation | have apparently gone mad over Sunday and have paid | the price. Men.ber of The Associated Prese " ged bane The Associates Press is exclusively entitied to the use| This is not the full extent of the bad uses to which we for republication of ali news dispatches credited to it | ar putting the Sabbath day, although they are the most FL Or not otnerwise credited in this newspaper and @isc spectacular. Add to this list the jangled nerves of many | the loca! news 01 spontaneous origin oubi‘sher herein |, good wife, the tired body of many a husband, the un- All rights >t republication of all other matter hereto | ,2turai stimulation of many children of the families wi thal | that rise early and start out on a quest of distance. : Forcign Representatives | Past anc furious driving is likely to mark such a trip, G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY | with many near accidents. The mind, body and soul . NEW YORE .... Fifth Ave. Bldg. {undergoes almost every experience and emotion except CHICAGO DETROIT | those of rest and repose and recreation. Then the home- i” Tower Bidg. Kresge Bldg | ward journey and the sleep of exhaustion or, what is usu (Official City, State and Coun’y Newspaper) more likely, the sleeplessness of exhausted. nerves. iro: The pendulum swings from extreme to extreme. The anc MEMORIAL DAY | deathlike silence and stupor of the Sabbath of the past far America turns in reverence to the aisles of its silent |!5 Bone and probably gone forever. But the deathly the cities today. It is a hallowed occasion, the time Pd econiae of our Twentieth century Sabbath is equally impossible. Wise motorists avoid Sunday travel as much as possible, or seek byways and unfrequented places. Or, what is best of all, use the car to take them a rela- tively short distance to a spot where they may make the most of the day in the rest and recreation of body | and spirit which alone justify the Sabbath. paying tribute to the dead of six wars for their knightly valor, their shining fidelity to duty, their grim sacrifice of even life, that the nation should, first, be, then be Tespected in its rights, then be saved and reborn and. ; finally, that America should tilt tyranny from power | ‘and raise up democracy in the seats of autocracy. For the record of this land is written in the epic of A {ts own creation by struggling colonies imbued with an BILLBOARDS LESS UNSIGHTLY | © unquenchable spirit demanding freedom; in the glories There is much promise in the mere fact that the of a great naval conflict, when the mistress of the seas Outdoor Advertising association is turning its collective felt the prowess of the stripling nation, even as Goliath | thought to the outdoor signboard with the view of saving felt the prowess of David; in a war of empire that both it and the landscape. To save the billboard from ; founded out the republic's domain with the inci- banishment from scenic highways those who own and/ ental gain of the great southwestern commonwealths; use them must find a way to make them less obnoxious to | in the mighty civil conflict which struck the shackles | S°clety and less injurious to scenery. It is high time that | from a million slaves and welded its fratricidal sections | CoMStructive steps were taken to eliminate @ condition fanew in the fires of war and on the anvil of recon- | ‘at still remains an evil. ; struction: in the chivalric freeing of a persecuted colony | The situation is not as bad as it was formerly. When from a tyrannizing land of decadence; and finally, in outdoor advertising came into universal use there was | the Armageddon of a world war from which its sons no disposition on the part of those buying and selling plucked tottering civilization itself from destruction by| ‘hls form of advertising to pay the slightest bit of Ditter but generous sacrifices in lives and wealth. attention toward preserving the beauty of the land- Memorial day was born of the great civil war, of its |SC@Pe. Signs were erected where they did the most harm Gettysburg and Chickamauga, its Antietam and Chan-|'° the scenery. Finally the public began to protest cellorsville, its Wilderness and Vicksburg, Donaldson and against these landscape scars, but the advertisers paid Shiloh, of its Grant, its Meade, its McClellan, its Sher- | Sc@nt heed to them until they discovered the effect of man and Thomas and Sheridan and all that host of lead- | their advertising was being killed. ers who led the armies of the Union in four years on| Legislation, public opinion, public-spirited landowners battlefields stretching from Sumter to Spottsylvania. But who refuse to allow poster boards on their property, and tht two subsequent wars, the one freeing Cuba, Porto Rico |® Willingness of advertisers to go half way have com- — and the Philippines and the other saving the European | bined in recent years to correct a condition which was or ‘world from destruction in the greatest armed calamity | becoming intolerable. Signboards are being reconciled ; dor Bince creation, have extended the scope of this solemn |t© the landscape by reduction in size, use of natural | per day, and today America bows its head in honor to the | COlors and artistic designs, and discretion in placing. | an dead of all its wars, drops its tears on the graves | me of Valley Forge as well as on those of 1861-65, on those THE AGE OF MIRACLES of San Juan hill as well as those of the Argonne, and ‘We never are any more greatly mistaken than when | Pays reverent tribute to all its soldier sons who sleep in| we say that the age of miracles is ovgr. Sometimes it | the silent bivouacs of the dead. - sems as if the age of miracles had only begun. All over the land the requiem to the mute heroes} Consider this: The Pathe moving picture people had ‘ascends, blossoms deck death's scars in millions of|a camera at Churchill Downs to take moving pictures | mounds blanketing, the sleeping hosts of war, silver} of the Kentucky Derby. In a New York studio they had | tongue and praising lips pour patriotic eloquence into| another film and apparatus to record the sound. The reverent ears and the rededication of a great people to| sound waves came to the studio by radio and were duly its ideals of freedom and democracy is renewed in the | recorded; and the machines were arranged so that sight annual ritual of national memory. and sound were perfectly synchronized. When the | What inspirations this day brings, what realization of | photographer got back to New York it -was an casy how costly are a nation’s achievements in brain and | matter to put the two films together—and lo! there was brawn and blood for its perpetuation! a “talkie,” technically perfect, of the great race! But it is good today for musing multitudes to stand] ‘Think over that little bit of work for a minute, and | by some grave linked to the martial glories of the re- | see if it doesn't come close to filling every requirement Public, by the cenotaph of the Unknown Soldier at | of a first-class miracle. Arlington, by the tomb of Washington at Mt. Vernon or the marble sepulcher of Lincoln at Springfield, or among| what has become of the old-fashioned guest who in- the lines of imposing bronze and marble and granite | sisted on helping with the dishes? that mark the swaying lines of Gettysburg’s titanic field. It is an education for the heart in lessons of m BESERESEDSS 2RESISRSRESEITE. Bae Joyalty and sacrifice and service. In these there is the * A glow of an eternal flame and that flame is continued Editorial Comment os Patriotic devotion to the nation for which these dead fought and died, consecrating their land to right and SKIN-DEEP PHILOSOPHY freedom and justice. (Philadelphia Public Ledger) ———— It is the feabion to spay. By, gia anges beneatlt A WAR THAT NEVER ENDS spe gery aes ‘of right and wrong, conduct and In the Missoula (Mont.) Sentinel the other day ap-|cbligation are under discussion. These can so readily peared a news item telling how a huge tract of forest | be made matters purely practical matters of fact; the western others are intangible and immaterial and in a manner gepe in Dien, beating several billion geet .of speculative. Since no one has touched or seen the soul lodgepole pine, had been abandoned to the mountain pine | or isolated the unwritten laws of life into an indisputable beetle. standard and commandment, there readily arises a ma- Our dwindling forest reserves are highly valuable, ana | terialistic philosophy that concerns itself alone with be- havior and its Immediate consequences. selence has found some ingenious ways of protecting |" “The plain weakness of such a philosophy is that it them; yet, in this instance, the beetle has come out! comes from nowhere, reaches nowhere and has no satis- victorious. There has been unconditional surrender. | fying endurance. It is upset by every new notion, at the ‘That particular Montana t ae mercy of every discovery and experience, and never valid naa). a0. to satay fag ag ah ronan .open for more than one case or crisis at a time. What is true i. seal dneect world, of it today may prove false tomorrow, so that no man Every so often something like that happens to remind | can find in it much assurance to guide him in his real one of the never-ending war that the human race is Premieres. facta is ee to tt ts, it is the commonest fact in the worl at_men are eee siti who tw: aware of the spirit within them, with its loves and fears Q 9 io have pre-| and needs. They may give lip service to a skin-deep dicted that insects may eventually win possession of the | philosophy, but they secretly ‘ind it poor comfort in entire earth—oustitig man, and all other mammals, and | their personal perplexities. At heart they know that ruling supreme from pole to pole. human life is deep as well as wide and that no phil- a osophy can fit it like a ready-made suit of clothes. It Probably that’s an over-pessimistic view. But con-| must go deeper than that and find place for spiritual sider the great number of fronts on which the battle | experience no less than for surface facts. ‘The boll weevil has done untold damage to the cotton | THOMAS JEFFERSON growers the south. It has, literally, (James M. Beck in the National Rep fot . ns be sso Le pay : pai Thomas Jefferson tiuly nad the “oversot Bitcodedibipiiag ad Suffering have | rmerson wrote. “the personality that neither flatters many homes because of this pest's activities, nor fails, and which never appeals from itself but be- corn belt the villain has been the corn borer. | lieves in itself.” It consiste, in that faith waien can weevil has done in the south the corn Cenmiors palpi” and “overcome the yak for he powerfully a'ded in removing mountains of old customs the middle west. The suffering and | and habits, of thought and overcame a world, in which Pest has caused have been very real.|the commen mar had tsa but too little oppor'unis; host to a new one—the Mediterranean | The world has no use for half-hearted men. Its prizes is hitting the citrus fruit region e terrific | *F¢ for those who throw their whole soul into their work, doubt many Florida families that would | consume the obstacles which lie in their path. Such Prosperous and comfortable this season will| was the spirit of Thomas Jefferson. He met respon- ‘and actual distress because of the overseas elie Reivay- He rejoiced as a strong man to run ‘Without suggesting toes Mr. Jefferson was never ESSERE chybeens i baat +f 4 KEteSRERES. §2 REE i aDSIE ell gE tie fF f i FREE fa E i ; historian recognize that tly loyal to his lofty political ideals as any public man of our history, with the single > | Selves al vote all a} es t at est Published by the Bismarck Tribune Compeny Bis: ves and devote all of our energies to the conquest of | fast becom: | responsible. for | home grounds of Dwight Morrow. The little cottage is complete home. Any number of wisecracks will laws. so many fresh husbands, that laws are apt to be much more of than a liability, * DANNIE hero of one of the short stories Vina Delmar’s new _ collection shorts called “ Monday Dannie’s mother-i black to be labeled “loose rifice and other virtues. “‘* * * BETTER WORLD sight in a hospital charity ward. she would know how to read, too. taught to read. -* * SHE SHOWED HIM! lind McGuinness of Brooklyn, reckless conduct, stopping to call him a $20 bill and a good talking-to | ¢—————____________. because she had to do it. A good} Maybe you thought Kansas was front porch or hammock book, prov-| respectable. But the other day a ing again that black is never black| Kansas newspaper reported “the and white is never white, and that ' bride's going away outfit was an old all the people sufficiently spotted | rose, with hat to match.” she had been born blind in this age} While the gangsters ‘Now, If ’Twaren’t for My Pesky Rheumatiz—’ everything else within reach at him. None of “us girls” can deny that |cop who did the deed “a dirty Irish- | Che jman” andecther choice epithets wo ; While she hurled telephone books and we don't take kindly to criticism, from husbands criticizing the set of the Rie bedi daring to accuse us of reckless ing. ALLENE SUMNER, On the other hand, none of us can A tiny one-floor white and green- | deny that policemen have a little shuttered Colonial bungalow is being | habit of “getting away with murder” built for the “honeymoon cottage” Anne Morrow and Charles Lindbergh, | One or both sexes. sez rumor, as workmen admit they have been working for months upon HENRY’D HAVE LIKED IT such a cottage on the Maine summer | And again they're saying that pre- of ; and need an occasional rebuke from ** * determination of sex before birth is in| @ sure thing in the future, if not itself with its own boat deck and | now. @his time it’s Dr. Oscar Riddle bathing beach, but is only a few|0f the Carnegie Institute Station for hundred feet from the Morrow] Experimental Evolution who soys 80. Here's wagering that not so many be | mortals will jump out of their skins made, of course, at Lindy’s temerity | With glee at the possibility of order- in daring to reside so near his in-|ing a boy and being sure they'll get it, or vice versa. It will be just one But perhaps Lindy is a bright |More complexity in a world already enough young man to realize, as have | 00 decision-ridden. in-| Still, a chapter in Hackett’s fas- an; cinating “Henry the VIII,” a pitiful ‘chapter in which Anne Boleyn pre- sents Henry with a daughter and not. @ son, rather makes us believe that Dannie learned tha’ Dannie is | Some people might find this scientific in | possibility of real value. mmm se = a a | BARBS | 2 la- * ee are capable of infinite self-sace} The senate took away the United Press reporters’ “floor privileges” be- cause @ secret vote was revealed. The United Press will have to try hard to Mrs. Betty Ann Wagoner of New! live up to that honor. Orleans can see for the first time in ** * 48 years. She was born blind and} Marion Talley says there will be no given sight by a miracle of modern! pigs on her farm. Having been in science just a few days ago. Now she| rand opera for seVeral years, Miss wants to learn to read. Here is ai Talley probably is tired of them. pretty commentary to the effect that * * * the world is improving. For Mrs.| Where there's a will there's a court Betty Ann Wagoner was given her | contest. If se * in Chicago No| continue their sweet customs of fi blind child born today would be per-|ing up the cemeteries, Al Capone mitted to live 48 years without being | ought to hang up a sign in his cute little nest down in Pennsylvania, “Holmesburg, Sweet Holmesburg.” -—* * Here's another woman, Mrs. Rosa-| This may be a rising market, but ar- | manufacturers are still making money rested on a charge of speeding and | selling dresses short. . Don't let the talk dwell on the| stuffing” on the vegetables should HEALTH“DIET ADVICE! & Dr Frank Mc ot 43 ‘Ihe Sea Ky > ol Sairecn ae og nsoeasten ei Caae OF TH3 PAPER CURING CONSTIPATION BY STUFFING ‘There are no healthful foods which can be said to be strictly laxative. Those who are troubled with consti- pation should remember that as far &8 food is concerned in the cure, it is necessary to use limited amounts of starchy foods and to eat large quan- tities of the bulky green vegetables, even what might seem excessive amounts, at least for a short time. | sary. Take these while sitting on Peristalsis of the intestines can be | the toilet, using only about one pint encouraged by using this large | of water. amount of green vegetables contain- Within two or three weeks after ing so much cellulose. My readers | starting this treatment the bowels know that I very seldom advise over- | should move two or three times daiiy. eating, but I do believe that for a| If they do not, you may be sure there limited time it is of value in the cure | is some mechanical obstruction such of constipation, providing the stuff- | as would be caused by kinks in the ing is done on the leafy green vege-| colon, or adhesions. In that case, tables. manipulative treatments to the abdo- In starting the cure of constipa-| men will assist in bringing about a tion, it is well to live for four’or five | cure. days on different kinds of fruits, us- — ing such fruits as apples, oranges, QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS pineapples, grapes, apricots and Alkaline Urine Peaches. Just take as much as you Question: G. 8. writes: “I have a want of any one of these fruits during | weak back, aching continually. Re- the day, eating some every hour or| cent urine tests showed an alkaline two if you desire. After perhaps the | urine. Is it advisable to take citro- fifth day of this fruit fast, start on | carbonate?” this diet: Answer: Normal urine should be Breakfast: One egg, prepared in| slightly acid and yours will become any manner except by frying, three or | so if you learn to live on a well ba!- four muffins made of real whole-| anced diet, such as I recommend in wheat flour, a dish of prunes, figs,| my weekly menus. I do not advise raisins, apricots, applesauce or baked | nor is it necessary for you tc take apple. Also, one good-sized dish of | any medicinal preparation to remedy one of the cooked non-starchy vege- | this condition. tables listed as follows: celery, spin- Cactus as Food ach, small string beans, asparagus,| Question: Mrs. D. W. writes: “I summer squash, cucumber, eggplant, | have been told that the fruit of the beet tops, turnip tops, small beets,| cactus can be eaten and I have, in carrots, parsnips or turnips, pump- | fact, tried it and found it palatable. kin, lettuce, okra, chayotes, oyster | However, the chief difficulty seemed plant (salsify), mallow, kale, zucchini, | to be with the prickly thorns. Were it and vegetable marrow. not for these, I would enjoy eating During the morning, drink at least | the fruit. Is there any method of one quart of water. removing the thorns so that it can Lunch: Choice of any two of the| be more easily eaten?” non-starchy vegetables listed for! Answer: The best method of re- breakfast. Also a choice of one or| moving the small prickly spines is to two of the following uncooked salad | impale the fruit upon a stick and THE DINNER TABLE vegetables: celery, spinach, aspara-| whirl it about in a flame so that the ee ee Siiireasrote, seta peranipa lettuse| tha" encear: Dear taay be: hansiied si 1n these busy days the only time| Oyster plant” mallow, avo. | any other fruit: ‘The skin should be the American family meets for any-|cado and ripe olives. removed. The kind most frequently thing like leisurely sociability and hed the phir again drink gets in the United 5 oa oti h conversation is at the dinner table. | &t least one quart of water. as “prickly pear” ai qui The evening meal remains ae ei Dinner: Use a selection of the) abundant in the southwestern part of dail: one for father, mother | S#™e veuetables as at noon, with the| the United States, and may vary in and children to sit together and talk spinoff pad herent ber paper tageae tetera as , mutton, chicken, turkey, rab-} more . e n Of rings other than the mechanles | yi, tish or nuts. In addition to this, but it is sometimes ‘What topics come up for discus- | U8 & 94 ‘of stewed fruit, as at | pickled St oeant or ah ae gis anitee Oe peed It is advisable on this regimen to] ant as to be unpleasant, although TOSS | est as much as possible of the vege-| they may be eaten without harm. In . = “uy eee and | tables listed, even using two or three produced from this. courtes; 4 and vue? hae servings of the same vegetable. This ibune. Enclose @ stamped oddressed envelope for reply. petty annoyances of the day, the | Continue for two or three weeks and state of your health, the trials of | hen the amount, gradually, reduced your job. Children all too readily | % sci more; me easily. Pick Ciara tone of complaint and Take the “setting-up” exe at iy.” least twice daily. ‘The things which are emphasized in conversation at the dinner table are| G0 to the toilet after each meal, the things which your children will consider important. If your discus- sion of the daily news gravitates get desl lal ierally toward accidents and crime, tA ID Mi = {you must not be surprised when your ® children evidence a shocking cal- fe ? lousness in regard to questions of Cs Public welfare. /\ ‘ee Orel “dard of ras ergpe fore you bri em up, but honesty welcce von anlar. eee |. 0 ase one aie oor pestle you have entered upon a doul . subject It 1s useless to gloss the facts, |{@ # small group of women who met sweeten your interpretation or pursue your discussion in veiled language. Let everybody hold the floor now and then. In the democracy of the | dinner table, each one, from the shrill A Me BB i in, commander-in-chief of the eee at Royle | OA, fling the anther ex allowed to say his say without fear | *mple. issued a proclamation appoint- of ridicule or crushing interruption. GOT ALONG FINE London, May 30.—One of the strangest cargoes ever to be shipped on an airplane arrived at Croydon airport recently. When the large air freighter pulled up at the hangars the load inside proved to be 12 mon- j keys and baby bear. They were shipped to # private animal dealer in London from the East Indies, the distance from Amsterdam to a Croyden the! (Copyright, 1929, NEA Service, Inc.) | being covered in the air freighter. EGAD~THIS IS A worse RouT THAN I EXPERIENCED wit THE SAVAGE MAWAGO TRIBE oF BorNeo J ~ HAVE A CARE, MADAM, With “THAT BROOM w~ oucn / every MAN ree uimsece / f Hu na a ig lf E [ rl mT eked | : HA E rt 5 i i F 4 > 4 Ab i FE i te ra Bi i} Le ise iil f i it Bet 3 é 3 SE ti Fi th gf