The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, April 30, 1929, Page 4

eT EE TOU eter vee ere MORE AUTOMOBILES ption of another motoring season the bureau of publi: roads at Washington throws a monkey wrench into the works, for the timid driver, by announcing that the number of registered motor vehicles in the United States increased 1,359,883, or 5.9 per cent, in 1928 over 1927. These figures are exclusive of motorcycles, which number 117,946. The report refutes most effectively those who in 1927 predicted the registration would fall off in riptien wance 1928, { : age dare ate «. $1.20} Owners of automobiles, motor trucks, buses, taxis and tractors look upon license and registration fees as mere incidental expenses in the operation of a motor vehicle, and yet they paid $322,630,025 in automobile taxes, fecs and fines last year. To some pcoples that figure looks like a national debt or national budget. Here is one of the smallest of many tax items. Last year’s large jump in the motor vehicle popula- tion and this year's early lead over preceding years in motor caz production mean several things. For one Men.ber of The Associated Press thing, they forecast more crowded highways and more ‘The Associated Press 1s exclusively entitied to the use| money with which to build and maintain roads to meet Seas besten Sasa in. cis GDA ena “4is0 the growing demands. They also aggravate Syed the local news o1 spontaneous origin publ'shec herein | some traff:c conditions before the authorities have found All rights °f republication of all other matter herein | relief for those previously prevailing. are also Forcign Representatives MAKING CHESS HARDER @. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY Devotees of the game of chess will be highly interested NEW YORK .... Fifth Ave. Bidg. in Jose Capablanca’s recently-presented suggestion for CHICAGO DETRO!1 | widening the scope of the game. i Kresge Bldg Capablanca, who has claimed for years that chess needs (Official City, State and Coun’‘y Newspaper) revision because the experts have solved all its possible combinations, has suggested and demonstrated some HAPPINESS AND SUCCESS changes. He has enlarged the size of the board, so that ‘Ask any father what his chief ambitions are, and he | !t contains 100 squares instead of 64. Each side gets four wil neta coe hs it by remarking, and ofcourse, [SY TS ostney tne poets ofthe Tonk and the that my kids have a happy child- | one of whic Her Se iaaiaaaled : raga knight, while the other combines the powers of the bishop i and the knight. raed sollpemei i WRI BS CA je Sane Chess lovers will doubtless be eager to see how this new Mer and unhappier than most people dream. Every game works out. For the ordinary man chess still con- parent wants to make the period of childhood as joyous tains unnumbered riddles. It may be, however, that ‘and carefree as possible. the masters’ tournaments will contain fewer monoto- But a disturbing thought is raised by a recent inter- nous draws if Capablanca’s suggestions are adopted. / view in which Joseph Hergesheimer, one of the country’s FOLLY IN THE AIR ae eae. spdlonoheeeninieleg Peete ole ted Early reports of the airplane accident at San Diego, Remarking that he himself had taken to literature be- where six people lost their lives when fee beta peat hi and discontented, Mr. collided with a big passenger plane, indicate that aviation Beaute aa: seed z occasionally has a character not unlike the gentleman “ ts , who rocks the boat on the water. a, aoe be hleat eatetas Sauer If the carly reports are correct, the accident occurred life, they just live. We have to seek something to con- after an army flyer, diving close to the passenger plane vince ourselves that we amount to something. We have to in an effort to show his. skill and give the passengers surmount obstacles—otherwise we don't believe in our- a thrill, misjudged his distance and crashed into it. Army flyers, of course, are trained to go through risky ” ato maneuvers. It is all part of the day’s work to them. But i THE STA1E'S OLDESI NEWSPAPER 1 (Established 1873) Published by the Bismarck Tribune Company Bis- qarck, N. D., and entered at the postoffice at Bismarck as second class mai) matter. George D. Mann ............... Presidest and rublisher sececccesccecccsessccosscoscsosce OU mber Audit Bureau of Circulation | Trying to Put Him on His Feet! | THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE Z COME ON, BOYS! ALL TOGETHER, plicable to almost &. except those which would sonal examination and diag! foge more specific advice could ven. e A Good Daily Regime tables either cooked or raw which Ye Upon arising in the morning, brush | suggested above at the luncheon. the teeth thoroughly for at least five | sert should be some simple 4! minutes, using a good toothbrush and any good dentrifice. Next, do some vigorous calisthenic exercises for about ten minutes. Include with these calisthenics some deep-breathing ex- ercises, and afterwards take a warm or cold shower bath. Breakfast: One or two eggs pre- pared in any manner except by fry- ing. Four or five pieces of melba toast, or two or three wholewheat or cornmeal muffins. Small dish of stewed fruit from the following list: | order may find it advantageous Prunes, figs, pears, raisins, apples, ap- | start a fruit fast again, ricots or berries. If wholewheat, oat- | five to ten days on the meal, or cornmeal muffins are desired, | 88 suggested in the first with this breakfast, it will be best to] then continuing with the use only one egg, a small dish of | has been outlined in the mush or one or two muffins, with the | articles. addition of the stewed fruit. Those readers who have not Luncheon: Choice of one or more | this series of articles on a cleansing of the following vegetables: Celery, spinach, small string beans, aspara- | te gus, small squash, cucumber, egg Plant, beet tops, small beets, turnip tops, small carrots, small parsnips, small turnips, pumpkin, lettuce, okr chayotes, oyster plant (salsify), mi copy of Dr. McCoy’s Cleansing Spring low, kale, zucchini, parsley, endive, | Diet Course. avocado (alligator pears), ripe olives. You may use selection desired of QUESTIONS graphed—“The perfect hostess wit! would be trying to use that line to Sglla eter lal | Lites sed pened cumeser deve B. G. asks: “Will see to it that the works of male and | ask the wife if there was anything con: be) female authors be properly separated | she wanted you to bring home for Sor eon une (oPStSaL TAN sen aay Stipeting?™ ee on her bookshelves. Their proxim- supper. further add to the non-starchy meal Answer: Butter, being one of the ity unless they happen to be married (Copyright, 1929, NEA Service, Inc.) b » predic debra ebay y using baked potatoes, baked Hub- | fatty family, has a tendency to pro- should not be tolerated.’ bard squash, or three or four muf-| duce bowel movements due to its lu- Y i it fins made from wholewheat or corn- | bricating effects. SHE FOOLED ’EM : meal. Canned corn can be used in Swollen Eyelids gl ALLENE SUMNER, Speaking of marriage or career, and place of these other starches, or sweet | Question: W. A. T. Asks: “What = 5.1 FS anti i wal Mr. Hergesheimer has put his finger on one of the ; an affair lke this at marriage and career, as nobody was, corn used in season. causes such swelling of oldest conflicts in the world—the conflict between man’s spleens ie keane oft his stunts, 1t |, still they chatter about Marion : Me. Be ee ene : Walking Tndispensible anes upon looking py folds of akin 3 " ‘alley, and wi : i hi over?” desire to find happiness and his desire to amount to him do 1t by himself. reminds us of Marion’s mother who!@Nd ® power in Republican politics, : aterih ie tenn eaan lay: ay baal niger evitiing of the eyelids of- something. The two do not often go together. Ac- complishment ordinarily springs from discontent, whether we like to admit it or not. It is not without significance that most of our great leaders in politics, industry and commerce began life as poor boys. Run over a list of names of our great men—Ford, Hoo- ver, Edison, Rockefeller, for instance. Would any onc of them have reached his present high position if sharp, bitter circumstances had not compelled him to go without his playtime, as a boy, and dig in to amount to somc- thing? To be sure, there are exceptions to the rule—but they aren’t very common. For the old proverb, after all, is right; genius is one per cent inspiration and 99 per cent perspiration. And.the man who is willing to work his head off to get what he wants is usually the man who was compelled to do that from his early youth. Unfortunately for our dreams of universal happiness, it is discontent that makes the world move forward. This has been true since the cave man, miserable and hungry because he was too slow-footed to catch game, invented @ bow and arrow so that he could kill it from a distance; CRIMES OF FEROCITY and it always will be true, down to the day when we shall (New York Times) have wiped out poverty, ended disease, and learned how| Appointment of the president’s crime commission still to travel to Mars. hangs fire, but the new type of ferocious criminal con- Most of us, of course, will continue to try to give our such a measure is necessary for the dog’s health. It is a good law, and more states ought to copy it. snappy and up-to-date, in order to attract attention to its owner. Clipping cars is a barbarous custom. The New York legislaturs is to be commended for putting an end to it. Dancing is fine exerciie for everything except the head. not simply that hardened gunmen take desperate. chances accomplishment. But while we're doing it, we might | victims a single exance. They seg their reine ah as well admit that some poor youngsters from an orphan | burglaries used to end—that is, with shooting. Human life means no more to them than the dirt in the streets, It : asylum may outdistance them in the race for success. is simply an obstacle to be got out of the way as speedily THE TILED BAT! as possible, aunt he eed bh debisgeg hy bigot bandits TILED BATH to kill on sight the men whom they set ou! . ‘That A vagrant item notes that though the first, bathtub | SSI) process has been gaining in frequency in peat ietiees ‘was made in Cincinnati in 1842, from 1845 to 1852 Boston The problem offered by callous criminals of this sort had an ordinance forbidding bathing in a tub without | seems beso zonieen by hae cxdlakey Praeger hey @ medical prescription and in 1853 the Philadelphia | “causes” of crime. What we have in hand y new and appalling development. It may be possible ulti- council considered forbidding the use of bathtubs be-| mately to trace some taint of heredity or miasma of tween November 1 and March 15. It is reasonable to| environment in these men who kill before they rob. But * assume that if the official feeling toward the menace of gn the menmeeme they, are, tarrinl cnet uf haar whom it may be our duty hom bathtubs was such the popular addiction to them was not first duty of the authorities to ret “ s and punish. The great. Some even now contend that frequent bathing is| safety of the community is imperiled, and the supreme injurious and they practice what they preach, pre- | law in dealing with such miscreants is to make life and sumably. property safe against them, no matter what the hazards That there is a complete reversal from the old-time pase cog, ae Se bey: Thee en ied fear of baths is indicated in the advertisements of houses | its origin and manifestations. : for sale. If the house has a tiled bath the fact is not| These recurring gruesome crimes are like huge sign- ‘omitted. If more than one bath it is so stated. It is con- | boards pointing out to the police and the detective force ceivable that an adequate bathroom might be fashioned j Pere, (ne, must concentrate inet coereton, woe | OUR BOARDING HOUSE \ By Ahern ||" Bt New Sork. ‘without the use of tile but the demand for such fittings| In any way the matter is looked at, it becomes of the “Love and ‘health remain the key- : and they ‘would indicate that there is no joy in a bath unless it is | first importance to fear that death may at any moment taken in a tiled room. Many hotels appear to take pride dart at them from revolvers or machine guns as they are going on their lawful errands. First give us security in stating they contain so many rooms and an equal | trom the jungle code of tooth and claw, and then we shall number of baths. have both leisure and the mind to follow up a scientific If cleanliness is next to godliness, as has been averred, | Study of crime and punishment. the American people ought to be a superior type— provided they make use of the bathrooms. Recently a fine oe s old English mansion was advertised to let. The advertise- ‘3 Fae ment stated that it was modern except “ou ppd ‘The house has enacted the farm relief measure spon- The American craze for baths with their accom- FS trated its aged precincts. Without tiled batns and all re- py Yemoved we may improve in godliness still even if our state of cleanliness be fairly satisfactory. Soneree oe ue : that any step taken toward agricultural reliefs only aa ey . : any step taken agricul relief is an EMPLOYMENT INCREASES eee ate et to find an concutieally eaind "There is one national that is formula by w! e farmer's burdens could be immedi- re semart always welcome on | ately tifted has failed. President Hoover and those mem- bers of the house who have interpreted his views into ve ‘The bill passed by the house ‘ for creat! fessral taser booed of ar weooe ahem pontrygded extensive powers in dealing with agricultural The oe emaicie tne ssiensite parent lives on its children, dictates their lives, ae a4 Pad with it, = been oBcOw RB shame of her physical person. $500 + cutis aioe spines i BA Ss d Few mothers would outrage so ob-}| “I never drink any of the wine joscow id opera miter Geetivute. This Poe poraedal Gene Tunney, vacation companion | many, without being aware of it, do| people think is done, but if I swal- I mand our respect. Again, it might merely be sour grapes because one of oes had prospered and they had tinues to make its appearance all over the country, It is | gesture ‘which makes a person whom children happiness and let them take their chances on do not give their vel ir ng fi Hong eo ache hewn ae igh eke & do not it to belic the truth, in committing robbery, but that they do not give ceiving from them any é things s lo not want to believe 1» We me we need. Legislator ©. B. Whitaker of’ Mis- | ,o/t Sensitive child who receives this |do generally contrive to dispose of it ficiate at the spring royal presenta- | thinks it might be better if all legis- “Any tariff revision likely to occur tions, hes sent out word that dresses |Istors were dumb. But you might | Stunted through this type ef expe: | ears tne, Wil probably prove more must be a little longer than last |think, from hearing them talk, that | ence, armful than beneficial to far i year: trains not extend more than 18 | most of them or inches; a fan or bouquet must be car- to protect the rf vertone: * * & nied; plumes aint be warn, in the| A man in Brooklyn, arrested for the child's character ahould lead us| nari most, noteworthy thing that » an the | wife beating, was sentenced to kiss other two, and that arms must not be| his wife every morning for six, erties with him, the United States is the growth of too bare. months. The woman pays and pays. tend. But we would favor less uni- | wouldn't it be a rather sour joke on | wife’s temperati she ”, formity from the viewpoint of the | Mrs. Gann if Charlie decided to get | the thermometer under her tongue | S™--Robert: P. Lamont, secretary ‘darlii talists” . | fused to discuss Shaw with reporters.! We do not think of taking personal | look at the color, smell for S| Editorial Comment see Or are masts” and, COM- On, well, Shaw himself can take care, Uberties with adults, and certainly/ take a little in my mouth to get the ‘That might be principle and onan 108 that well enough. children should be treated with as| taste, and then spit it out. Inc! ted tl he didn’t! Frecently married. She is nearly 62. Panay eoeeeriMarion was doing it, | 8he explained she had “never had | ——=——oeeeeeeeeraee | ‘ance should be gradually increased | ten ancompanies such | diseases as oft ENDING A CRUEL CUSTOM j time to get around to it before.” athe state Ne New York now has a law whieh prohibits | Ue, Whatever. she wanted to do was" Th itteny, her potitical enemies iy ie teen) without: fatigue. After returning from |iasis, of angloneurotic edema. Of the clipping of cogs’ cars unless it can be shown that | might make a crack at the supiness chortled at the fact, and thought her y exercises as before breakfast and ole dition’ such vas ailoueia erys! ts, of the maternal spirit exhibited here. marriage to a man outside her state} Ruth’s mother used to think her low this with 7 ete. Xe » ipelas, Still, when a swan child has raised «| “disqualified her as state committec| little daughter extremely pretty and | [ow this a cold shower bath. Lie] etc. You can see by this that a care- parent to fame and fortune, it is member. She fooled them. She an- {liked to show her off to company. ‘There is no real excuse for clipping dogs’ ears. No real |rather meet and seemly that the child, dog lover would dream of doing it. The dog owner who neler oie to be aan irene rat h e somethin, say al OW ant wants it done, in 99 Gears out of a hundrd, is the man preter the tamily "nich oer bir —or woman—who doesn’t keep a dog out of any fondness porting shall live. This is a typically f ts, but who simply wants an animal that looks | Ame: lief, Mi fi eS Politicians trained in a day! All this should have been very fla bells vat Speen pie nei as they had little feminine sup- | tering to Ruth, but it was not; it was UOTATION until you can walk four or five miles} nephritis, anemia, diabetes, trichin- down and relax for about thirty min-| ful physical examination would be jmounced she was keeping her Port|She would tousle her yellow hair, utes before dinner. necessary to determine the exact Huron, Mich., home as a chuck her under the chin, and pinch|, Dinner: Choice of one of the fol- | cause. ome. ‘3 one her little arms, asking the visitor to !0Wing proteins: Lean beef, mutton, | (Copyright, 1929, by the Bell Syndi- bear witness to their delectable| ‘turkey, chicken, rabbit, fish, nuts or care, Inc.) “ —————— Langer will represent the state in a court case. They'll have to stay up late and get up early to get ahead of these | Plumpness. port, and so got onto all the tricks of | acutely humiliating. Years later, the trade in the male politician's kit,| When she recalled how her mother ea, had treated her like a pet poodle dog, Mrs, W. 8. Mitchell is ill at her home on Fourth street. Dr. Evangeline Bolton-Henry has « as her guest her mother, Mrs. R. A. Bolton, Jamestown. ssiiiecpaaiang ANNA’S SNUB Anna Paviowa, famous dancer, has 2° she would experience vividly a sort of viously their children’s modesty, but | when I test it. That's what most ‘sent back. Anna was called |! George Bernard Shaw in Italy, re- | S0 only in less degree. lowed it I couldn't taste its fla' 7 ms sa Ghiuictattad eueusJpweeuww A $15,000,000 PURCHASE One hundred and twenty-six years ago today the United States pur- chased the Louisiana territory from France for $15,000,000. By virtue of this purchase more land than was contained in the original thirteen x“ * * ween “puree ‘ Adults are apie te) peels, America has some of the A magazine writer asserts that ward off unwelcome comments, but water I ever tasted.”—George insauiteconttouee ae its Peesent eas children must endure them from their | Reeves-Smith, British wine connois- in 200 years there will not be a sane ,“/4ers without protest. The child |seur. (Time.) man or woman in the United States. poe pitted panpeary nuts ee ‘What! Only one person going nutty si sel “For everyday purposes we believe he is outraged in his finer} what we want to believe, and if we Most of us prefer the dramatic sort of treatment learns to put i eke souri, who lost his voice recently and imsel oS is BOTH OF LORTRTAMBSER ooh (Cr ONE PLUME HIGHER has found it an advantage to have to ear ae whe should feel ae _ Queen Mary who is about to of-|commit his sentiments to paper, | fullest confidence. A less suspectible x * o* —Senator Robincon, Arkansas. Fair play, good taste and a desire has happened in the import trade of to refrain from taking personal lib- our foreign purchases of those com- These rules certainly simplify n** * THE SILENT VOTE modities which are especially char- things for the ladies favored to at-| After all the tumult and shouting,| DOCTOR: When you take your | -ctrstic of a high standard of liv- ing and an elaborate industrial sys- | cxtreme a married? Pan and keep her mouth shut for two of commerce. aga minutes. YB GODS! If all the telephone conversations} MR. HENPECK: Haven't you one “The authors of the Federal Re- | d Lady Gough wrote a book on eti-|in the United States were laid end|that takes half an hour?—Passing |<'ve 18W_ expressly prescribe the quet in 1863 in which she para-| to end it would be 5 o'clock and you | Show. Board from. entering. je. soscalled speculative field by deriial of credit facilities of the Reserve system to in- vestors in _ securities.”—Representa- «\ “ wy Alaa Orne an 1 RNING To THE wiTWess,. ES, YouR HNoR, wT “"He court’ is Nor wWreresteD " per LEADING UP to “HAT iN YoUR. EXPLOITS IN THE BELGIAN POT fue MY,~ AH ER coNGo Ju. THe cASE HAS NoTHING : y Te" DO WITH You ScALING THE UMF~ HM-M- HAR-RUMF, {Ow Yeu es lays ] OP re, FORTY YEARS AGO REASON FR MENTIONING Pevig feel a formeriy t my experiences wW “He Wash., to Join her husband who is lo- peg Hin yg Reg, a KIMBERLEY DiaMonn Miles, | | sed there. ESTion. aN , WAS MERELY To PROVE E. C. Taylor, W. J. Brown and J. igh ISWER Yes or No! Ha’ ad EYEsicHT Keen today Meg THE COURT IN AS ' ENOUGH “To FIND DIAMONDS, Magee id PossiBLE, AND 1 DETecT FLAWS IN Sul cane fr’. THEM, ~—~ SURELY COULD DENT Is - SEE HE BROAD DETAILS Engineer E. N. Morrison, who built ‘OF How AN ACCIDENT the Northern Pacific bridge between occuRRen / Bismarck and Mandan, arrived yes- Henry Newcomer, Edberg, spent the y in the elty on business: ei terday from Baltimore. Mr. Morrison is interested in the city water de- partment. Wy x e zs ee sh ma