The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, April 27, 1929, Page 6

THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE 27, 1928 the next day overhauled it and he found ‘a house fly in — the carburetor. That shows you how small a thing might ‘A St Gah © is Voice ee wee | Strange Bird Is the Pelican: His Beak Holds More Than His Bellican!’ | THE STAIE'S OLDES] NEWSPAPER buretor and interfered with the flow of gasoline. That (Established 1673) is what caused the engine to stop.” Published by the Bismarck Tribune Company Bis-| Astin: there were nine badly wounded marines in a marck, N. D., and entered at the postoftice at Bismarck | miserable little native village, surrounded by enemy eol- a second ciass mai) matter. diers. The only way to get them back to a base hospital George D. Mann ............... Presidest and rublisher | was by air. and there was no open field for a plane to land. And Lejeune says: “So they cleared away the center of the village and burned down the shacks, and Lieuteriant Schilt flew a Plane in there, down the road, and landed in this little < space. It seemed impossible for him to do it, but he *% s p : tinued) rest for a few minutes before dinner. made nine trips and took out nine wounded, under fire eh each time he went in and under fire each time hé went 2.80 | out. That act is one of the most skillful and daring I have any knowledge of.” on health and Whole columns could be filled with quotations of this ice, ndronsed to him, car ot the kind, It may be hard for us to figure out the rights and Bg adaressed the wrongs of our venture in Nicaragua, but General Le- Lossy ‘The Associated Press is exclusively entitied to the ube | June's story convinces one that the marines did their for republication of all news dispatches crediteo ta it | Part with the utmost bravery and endurance. or not otherwise credited in this newspaper and also the local news 01 spontaneous origin publi'she herein IMAGINATION Imagination is the younger brother of génius. Chil- All rights of republication of al) other matter herein dren and poets are its custodians. It is thé justification are also of all who refuse to acknowledge the dull routine of ex- istence. To the imaginer life is always crowded with romance and mystery. Such a one approachés with eager pace the corner of the unexpected. His motto is, “You can never tell.” 4 While imagination belongs primarily to children and Poets, there is no reason why all kinds of people may not be child-like at heart and poets by avocation. Even those who smile gently or laugh openly at the whims and fancies of the imaginative people must, in the secret of their hearts, occasionally pause to envy such happy individuals. Drab indeed is the life of one whose type was sketched by Wordsworth in the lines: Foreign Representatives G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY NEW YORK .... Fifth Ave. Bldg. CHICAGO DETROIT ‘ Tower Bidg. Kresge Bldg (Official City, State and Coun’y Newspaper) CHRISTIAN ENDEAVOR WELCOME Bismarck welcomes the Christian Endeavorers of the state. It is a pleasure and a distinction to be host to such a gathering. It brings here the young and virile element of the church, the human dynamos of Christian activity in 175 North Dakota churches. The Christian Endeavor society was born 47 years ago in order to put leaven into the church. At that time the spiritual burden fell entirely on the pastor. His congre- gation truly was a flock. The church lacked teamwork. It waited to be told. There was no initiative. It was in a condition that invited dry rot. Other human activ- ities were developing their leaders. So the idea and A primrose by the river's brim A yellow primrose was to him, And it was néthing more. With this addition of protein to For all too soon the imagination of the child fades hep gee ad “Gina ce orb into the common light of day. Life is austere and ex- acting. Let it can be made to yield never-ending charm practice of cooperation that was springing up in secular ii a et , ( both morning and evening, and start life was appropriated by the church when the Rev. ah bed nations gh tented ad atte th dot sien C0 to take long walks at some time dur- Francis E. Clark organized the first Christian Endeavor ck ION 251 TENETS IRTP ing the day, probably late in the af- society. oa naples oll ed bate eared leer 4 title of distinction, even if a brand | any 5 hl es Ub de: eek ack L Jed e ‘ a ‘The plan was accepted with great enthusiasm. The Bescon aes git teeta sete ing it eh The of cistinction for which not everyone ually increased until you are able to church fairly ran to Christian Endeavor and its form of aie might hanker? walk four or five miles daily without : drama and the cinema speak its eternal message. It may But, if true or false, it shows a going to college ee ee ee wee oe ee even be had without money and without price from some true Knowledge of female psychology ¢ : ome society spread abroad into the -international soci¢ty, aes is impossible for us to diet, we wish blue-eyed youngster in whose immaturity there is rare sears Savane Pitlistves® Fiche ceed doing such work se ing oe |, where walk ances wisdom. love with Alfred, the leopard or gi- , ‘at your work oe which now numbers 4,000,000 members in 80,000 societies in 87 denominations. It became to the church what Ro- Don't scoff at imagination in others. Don’t be ashamed raffe caretaker, whether for love of : . tary’ “cipal on sorcerer ged Clubs since have | (+ i in yourself. In this prosy world it quenches an AILENE SUMNER [Tin she éid or did snot toss away RUNNING AWAY Upon any brush ih ponge coed vig- and a help you give wit be ap- ‘As a training unit for Christian leadership, it has given | C™mal thirst, The Homeliest Woman in the {her distinction and big money mak- (By Alice Judson Peale) crously for five minutes with a stiff | prectated.” prec! World (such a distinction surely de- | ing asset as so much rubbish, the fact ‘When a child runs away from Home |‘othbrush, take breathing exercises! Answer: I presume you are living to probably thousands of executives, speakers and civic ‘remains that there isn’t a doubt in e in leaders thelr abilities to manage, to talk and to direct DISPOSING OF OLD AUTOS Min ta Chesnais ig tinverty ty spring | the World that she and any other |it may mean very much or very lit peter ert ecdecbtild ie bears ait ree cake eet id urate tae a oe movements in secular life as well. For it is well Where do all the old automobiles go to? and the desire to win at least an aj a would do that very thing if! te, miinutesiol calisthenics,using | eat whatever they give you. If that claimed that it has taken inexperienced young people| | Sooner or later, after passing through three or four | PROS Jan from Tee OMG, nitas [Soe Manne eye en | it is perhaps merely the evidence | matly the setting up exercises, One |ls oo it would be better for you to and through the genius of its meetings, its organigation | Used-car sales-rooms, most of them hit the junk sheps| rorn trom colerred Kuckaeage, lesa of curiosity, or a zest for adventure, | enema should be continued each day ae Lepilenes and attend ons and social contacts, has put words into their mouths,|@Nd are taken apart for the value of their material a8 | of Ringling Brothers. A DUBIOUS RESULT ea gue, pone eee eee ere Rsker el tenes ial you your own meals devotion and loyalty into their hearts, and ambition into|®rap. But not all of them. ‘The Homeliest Woman is Mrs.Mary| The only slightly non-authentic ptr Bellator fe eucadoe | event. oe their lives. More people than you would think simply abandon old | Bevans of England, whose world’s | phase of the story concerns the ef aifficulty it is of the utmost impor-} After your morning exercise take | eral hundred colleges, asking t Its members owe first allegiance to their own church | @utos. In New York, 70 abandoned cars were picked up e fect of the marcel and new clothes | tance to find out the reason. But we] a cold shower or sponge bath, send me a sample of the menus fortune to herself and children for|upon Alfred. This is a story-book | will never get the young culprit to| Breakfast—Cholce of one or two|use.. The replies were disap- by the police in one day. They were old, ramshackle | many a year. ending. In real life, it is very doubt- | tell us his ankles sutiese oa ap- | eges prepared.es described in former | pointing and showed that the super- machines whose owners hat simply parked them in the| The One Man is Alfred, the|ful whether all these transforma- proach him with a manner free from | article, three or four pieces of melba | intendents of our modern educational streets, removed their license plates and gone their way. lens aety caretaker—or is it the gi- Hons would make any real difference. | moral censure, and with an attitude |toast or re-toasted triscuit or etre ae ce Te te os lo, in real life, Mrs. Maty would; of sym) * ded wheat biscuit. A small cl istry seem to care less abla sidamanes rise fag rapes owners in the| Anyway, story has it, when The toss away ail that she had in life for| "The child’ who ran away just for|one of the following stewed fruits: jam to judge from the sample menus countr:’, of thing might easily become a big/Homeliest Woman saw Alired, all|jthe sake of the gleaming bauble of |fun will not repeat his offence if he |prunes, figs, pears, raisins, apples,| which they sent to me. Problem. Yet even in the most ruinous old auto there is| Pride in her title fled. She is sun-/ love, only to learn that she had! understands that he has caused us|apricots or berries. Reducing Hips still a good deal of expensive steel and other metal. ‘The|P08¢4 to have appealed to @ circus neither that nor the things she had| worry, and learns the very good rea-|. Lunch—Choice of the non-starchy| Question: R.M. H. asks: “What is engineer who can find @ cheap way to salvage such colleague for help in winning some | tossed away for it. sons for our anxiety. vegetables both cooked and raw which | the best way to reduce the hips?” sort of favor from Alfred. If Alfred could not love her in her} Sometimes @ youngster who feels!you have been using the last few) Answer: The best method for re- and its leaders, and through the high standards it has raised for Christian living, it has become a strong force for wofld peace and world evangelism and in helping 4 young youth the world over to be useful. i This splendid type of Christian citizenship, therefore, Bismarck welcomes and hopes it will spend three helpful days here—helpful to itself and to this community and state. While they remain the latchstring of Christian fellowship is out to the Endeavorers. material ought to be able to make a fortune. asin fg And someone or other straightway | ugliness, it is just as sure that he|that he is not. gettt tr-atten- | days. ducing the hips, thighs and buttocks ‘sed her to a beauty vacri had her | would not love her in her new state, | tion runs away in ‘anor to concen.| Duririg the afterapon take a long|is to walk four or five miles each INVEST IN BISMARCK DRESSING TO PLEASE - given a bob, shampoo with a little: and especially sure if the ever|trate on himself the lmelight he | walk. This may be faken late in the|day. No other exercise will prove Get-rich-quick schemes are not confined to bogus oil stocks and kindred affairs. There is legitimate oil stock just as there is legitimate stock of other tharacter. A man who is supposed to have more than ordinary ability, one who has been successful in life, will often laugh at those who invest a few hundred dollars in some wildcat oil stock game, and just because a slick tongued sales- man comes along with a proposition offering some- thing just as wild but with a strictly good name, the man who dodges the oil stock falls for the other. It just goes to prove that Barnum was right. The American people like to be fooled, and one lesson is rarely sufficient. ‘There are laws to protect the public from illegitimate securities, but there is no law to prevent an enterprise selling stock in a company which is unlikely to succeed. A good salesman, one who can picture that legitimate enterprise as possessed of qualities which preclude every possibility of failure, proves too much for the investor. ‘There is no law against the ability to paint investments by well-worded speeches in glowing colors. ‘There are few cities where there are not opportunities ever at hand for the investor, opportunities where there is far less uncertainty than those offered in other places. ‘When those opportunities loom so large that they may compare with the description of the investment offered by the salesman from another city, there are, in 989 instances out of a thousand, local investors who are ready and willing to finance it. Opportunities that are strictly gilt-edge rarely have to be peddled. Where there is a chance element, of course, the wary beware, and then it FUEL OIL FOR CARS is that capital must be found among those who are not see es techs Work) to be made. lotor led by looking for a gamble when an investment is to be sre predlting "in Paolo wi fs QD ar A REAL ADVENTURE TALE dttiniicg cate nebo ie eae, HMF, — THE ATIORHEY TOR It is a great mistake to think that exciting stories of | American city, robbing pedestrians he MAN WHo RAN His AUTO adventure and daring are found only in the list of fic- | right. into THe MILK WAGON IS ‘ fleck of dye in the rinse water, &/dreamed that she had deliberatel: ves, afternoon. mn returning from the | quite so effective. A few days ago much space was given in the news to marcel, & facial, a spring ‘wardrobe | “given up all” for him. He. would PO Oeaally) this type of runaway does |walk take pale more of the ealls-| (Copyright, 1929, by The Bell Syndi- the claim that styles and cuts in feminine raiment are | % ‘suit her type”, and lo, Alfred has) then become paralyzed with fright, | not run very far, and since few par-|thenic and deep-breathing exercises, !' cate, Inc.) largely controlled by men. Now it appears that, to a| °¢ least noted her existence, and hops and she would have absolutely nojents have sufficient self control to \——— large extent, women select and btiy men’s attire for store noe sie bau isa pica home a a Rae: tau hide the excitement the incident oc- | trade. That makes it about fifty-fifty—and why not an| And the circus, they say, is sending Pepto ek Obi vane tMay Sane pis Pace neopets: hisvexplnit aged : admirable arrangement? out an 8. ©. 8. for & new World's, mourn the rash thing you did when} In older children the most frequent As a rule the object of fastidious feminine dreseers is} Homeliest Woman. for, Mrs. Bevans| springtime knocked too persistently | causes for running away ere feelings at least to pass muster with the male element at re- alr iar et a a Capone ot Tevol se ainst: pareceal An hiaiaoe, viewing stations, and with the masculine it ut you will mourn, I have no|and undeserved punishment, or of ti . eacocks PRESS AGENTS, EH? doubt. You will find yourself now | being unloved and misunderstood. Ob- “The acti ft today is not only he feminine observer whose praise is sought. The mat-| Now I—and perhaps you—may be | just a plain homely woman, helped | viously heavy handed methods will mong ay. jor to that WRIGHT'S EXPERIMENT: ter standing thus, i is a logical arrangement for women. unduly suspicious, but I am sure we| after all, vory little by the beauty | only increase such difficulties and the equal ‘tout si epicieg eet bom De Wolf s to wear clothes that men have designed and for men | #ll agree that this is just one of those | parlor's best, and you will mourn for | temptation to run away will be |°! the s0-ca : ‘Twenty years ago today, on April to deck themselves in raiment that ns Bas “swell” press agent's yarns, It| thé loss of anything that lifted you | stronger than ever. Hopper. 27, 1909, Wilbur Wright concluded a women have selected. smacks of the yarns continuously sent | from the common herd—even if that] There is no recipe to cure the se-| _,, lint * * * the length out about one set of Siamese twins or | anything was nothing more than anj|rious runaway. Our wisest course ‘Bread =e beck peo eee hi Golf is one good way to kill time, but you can whittle | another—something to the effect that | insult like “The World's Homeliest |s to accept his action for what it is— | Of, Manhattan Island would be ste without buying a uniform. one of them wants to elope but | Woman.” h criticism of his parents and his| Within a year if one: admission doesn’t know how to keep it a secret home. aliens now clamoring for aaealeecn ‘There’ ince her sister must tag along when| The clocks at the naval observatory,| Our job is to find out why he con- | the United States were allow pipe e’s nothing new under the sun unless you count the license is procured—for thet mat- | Washington, which furnish time for | siders us unsatisfactory “| enter."—Senator David A. Reed, | Years the definition of the word effeminate. ter, must tag along to the saa United States cast of the Rockies, and to dis: | Pennsyivania, As is well known, these experi- cover ways of making home life so 5 ments were made at various times itself, and how the dickens will she | are kept in an underground vault and | interesting and so satisfying that he| _.. vee aoed 1| in Italy, both by Wilbur Wright and ‘I speak from experience when his R ‘Orville, will not want to run away. say that legislation framed dn a sen, A Frenchman was ordered to Loidevne ape Saabs erty tte) $1 for breaking down the door of a | 2 tear g Spleeiased grind compartment in which he had been ‘ ee - ? q locked by accident. He fought.the case two years, and finally saved his money. The suit cost him a great deal more. 7 be “ditched” for the honeymoon? | are wound by electricity. The vaults The reason some people are “invalids” is because they | "°r, Smacks of tales of the clown who | are never opened except in case of pat the fool while his heart is | emergency. have unlimited time to spare. To thine own self be true and a lot of folk will call you} Somehow, what so coyiaus fos 8 Roane. is the. seenad smallest & narrow-minded wad. heart-throb yarn as that the World’s | st in union. greatest length Hehe Homeliest Woman should fall in love | is less than 100 miles and greatest when all the world is white with May, | width less than 35. At one point it is and for the sake of ‘love toss away| only nine miles wide. | Editorial Comment | OUR BOARDING HOUSE ; By Ahern we, Year A Hey TELL ME Z “FY sat.ones’ Wien AZ BLAME HIM FoR Sr aes wren ‘ tlon’s best sellers. 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There is no MY MIND WAS BEFUDDLED You WERE ouT : ARK /* Grcclinas. tn’ Wiearagua. bolling of the motor, and a 300,000-mile test has revealed AT THE TiMEyFROM AN TAKING bate a Prom Major General John A. Lejeune, then command- | 90 accumulation of carbon in the cylinder valves. BVENING oF ‘RoisTeRING Pie cul ant of the corps; there came a story that reads like the . cane Camera a ITH, CRONIES. D> s B: . © most exciting fiction ever written. Yet it has the in- A BETTER JERUSALEM WE Rees eo exes dubitable ring of truth; the plain, unvarnished words (atiwaukee Journal) QuarrNs OF BREW / . The mayor of Jerusal vbidden begg! ¢ Ney of the fighting man present the picture as vividly as the | city’s streets. A mean poe in this ata becaapert / most skilled artist could have done. ancient city in the heart of countries that are filled with prise’ ys Listen, for instance, to this account of the death of | Professional boggars wants to be respected by visitors who come from all the world. Thé ban on ud set be hard to enforce in Jerusalem. Beggars are all the because the thi a gee &2 5 i EF : € i I, & a i it 1) 4 A