The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, April 22, 1929, Page 10

THE BISMARCK TRIB ‘ | THE GUMPS— FEVER a ] | WHEN SNE GETS WELL@= WE'LL HAVE PLENTY OF THINGS FoR HER TO DO = TELL HER To HURRY: THERE'S THAT NEW CAR TO BE BROKE IN= AND | WANY HER TO SEE YWAT NEW NOME ! HAVE MY EYE ON — AND FACTORY =, } GEY THAT= FACTORY — AND MY OFFKE= t By RODNEY DUTCHER forgiven. The crop of white whiskers | WT MY NA YNE DOOR — i (NEA Service Writer) carefully cultivated on shel chin rd AND QUE, HONEYMOON - PLACES TO GO- aid y| Ransdell of Louisiana continues to) Washington, April 22.—They sa¥ | the only such growth in the sen- | S| WE'LL TAKE GOOD the world is getting better and better, | . j CARE: ON HER TOM= but no one has ever heen kind enough| “Burton of Ohio and Conally of) You AND | TOGETHER - to suggest as much about congress. | Texas are the most impressive addi | REALLY THOUGH. ‘The seventy-first congress may gt} tions among the new or newer seD- | 1 THINK YOURE rome credit before it dies, but as it| ators; both have already had their 4 writhes in special session nobody €x-/| tryouts on the Hill. Ri pects that much good will come out of | elected to the House in 1888. it. {the senate in 1909 for All one can do now is take a good; back to the hou! Jook at it and report that it looks | turned to the ser very much like its predecessor. In | 77. It probably hasr the senate there isn't any more before. Conally, who Dawes and Charles Curtis, ex-jockey,| B. Mayfield out of the sits in the driver's seat. In the house | big black hat, a big blac the Republicans have a new Demo-/a big loud voi He cratic floor leader to co-operate with | ability to amo them. There are a few new faces in! senate if he w the back seats, none of which will 'cratic fellow ever cause the hearts of sightseeing | h high school girls to flutter. Iv Republican senators are paying the , penalty of November victory by beinc 7 wedged in tightly left of the aisle like appeared to smile in a con- 80 many caviar eggs in a can, while s of New York ‘Democrats on the other side are the opening day, but he probabiy sparse enough to put their. feet/ was only sneezing. A smile from wherever they please. Walsh might have caused the dome Weeds Out the Useless to fall in. Overman of North Car- NOW, MARY. ’ =] NESNES-CUILD-\" / WE'RE GOIN ON OUR NI You Must REST = vO yOST FEEL DON'T TALK S0-\ | MORSE NSO, E MOTUER 2a peed THAT 1 wit, = You MUST SLEEP || GOING AWAY OFR = /”, A STRENUOUS DAY = WASN'T ‘TOM NOW - YOURE COMING TO SEE US THERE - THERE - YOURE RAVING = | \-QCTEN, WHEN WE GET )-KNOW = TELL ME pole H 2 $8 ‘ ALL THIS IN THE WHY= YOU MOTHE! i ‘ MORNING — - NAVE A FEVER = SOON AFTER YOU HAD, : THER? / A Good Each election mercifully reaches out | olina. owner of the senate's most im- LO Une To KNOW G cee! . T ) a) to have INCLE HARRY WHERE WERE # ae oe : FISK To WE !! AND TE COLORS !! ANYBODY TAT WOULD COME TO RONOLULY J] AND NOT SEE THis WOULD BE ANISSING SoMETIING !! the hook for some of the ia use- | posing stomach, soot Ve less and annoying members, but it| trained down slightly. j oe produces others to match them, one | They Aren't Seen Often eaeertarions GOING BUT Z finds, and there are always plenty| ‘There were a lot of fellows who INON'T ASIA UNCLE left behind in any event. looked like new members, but really ON A BOAT parRy— nes We can pass rapidly with only aj) were not. TO LEANE brief moan over the absence of Jim| The first day is the only time one HONOLULU PROBABLY GOING Reed of Missouri, as it has been | ever sees them on the floor. ’ 7% surPRisE thoroughly moaned over before. A] Three new ladies in the house BOT So FAR rs dozen others who were in the Senate | rather improve the general appear- BASAT TOLD when it met last December are also| ance, but congresswomen are still so FOI missing. few that you have to search around ECKLES In a body dressed so somberly in| carefully to find them. Much is WHERE THe black, blue serge and oxford grey,| made of the fact that the three new Boat one could not help noticing on the] girls, Congresswomen McCormick, \‘s opening day the flaming cerise neck- | Owen and Pratt, are all named Ruth. SAILING To. ties of Senator Wesley Jones of Wash- | But careful inquiry reveals that that In ME ington, loving father of the Jones| is only a coincidence. So is the fact NEAN- “Pive and Ten” law, and the noisy | that their initials spell MOP, which “TINE: FRECKLES brown suit of the large Mr. Bronson | other brilliant correspondents prob- sTous Cutting, the comparatively new sen-| ably will get onto sooner or later. A NER ator from New Mexico. fellow can ti lot ou Sorbet TO he As far as your correspondent could | about a coincidence e that last observe, there are nv new beards or | one. AQUARIUM « cauliflower ears worth mentioning in] Time passes and the windows of either house. The best and biggest | congress are wearing brighter colors, new bald head is that of Senator | though none of the styles Fas ton Henry J. Allen of Kansas, about} far is especially snappy. One s whom Charlie Curtis is continually | has to go back to the senate and look MOM’N POP fluttering as if to show that all is|at Tom Heflin for that. ze LK, EVEDNBODY # TVE A SCORE KOU MEET THESE por" FIFTY = FIFTY. XO SETTLE DAYS HAS MADE A Bete! ae HAWK. WITH GUNN ~ SALE. THES Boge ten COPPER DEAL | MILLION IN STOCKS: HEN 1 GET THROUGH) MYSELF - Ne y Tw on BUT AFTER THEY INSULT, sHoot |WHAT'S SP ONATRN ALC BRO fi y . EASY STREET FINISH BLOWING BRAGG | HELL AWE TGO NOUR SCHEME ? AMOLD OF AIM AND WE'LL. HEY HIT You ON WK TO BUY A NEWSPAPER vei a SD ‘When her spasm of self-loathing] good many Smiths and Joneses DEAL 210M : TIP TLL Let You had abated, Tony went on, her voice | dropping in here from Stanton and TO INVEST. bi AN ON SOMETHING Wy sounding queerly detached and im-| Darrow. Heh, heh, heh! That'll be lwiskh— VEAA,' : personal in the dark: “It was a very | five dollars, cash in advance, young fmall town, not big enough for two | feller, and I hope you and the missus hotels, so of course one of ‘em was| enjoy your room. Spankin’ clean nearly deserted. We passed the new | sheets.’ one—a horrid, red-brick thing with} “Oh, Crys, you do understand, ‘New Commercial House’ in electric! don’t you?” she broke off to plead. lights—and went on to the end of the | “Nothing romantic or even thrillingly main street, where the station was. | daring—just sneaky and mean and ‘You see how it was, Crystal?—We had | common. See?” to put up with a dump like that be- | . “Of course,” Crystal assured her a4 7 S 3A _— « 7 | . Lape ea = Cause ‘The New Commercial House’ | pityingly. “But how did you escape, V 1} NY 1 wouldn't have let us in, as Dick ex- | Tony?” te et Plained—oh, so very carefully and} “Oh, Dick gave me my chance. I'm \ I, i gently! Ugh, ugh, ugh!” she shud-| sure he meant it to be my chance,” dered. “That's how I felt when I} Tony went on, eagerly now that the crept into the mean little dump—| end of the sordid story was so near. never saw its name, or heard it,|“ ‘Before I pay such an outrageous though Dick whispered that it ought | price for a room, I'd like to see if it's be oe ‘The Last Chance.’ And | half-way decent,’ he told the horrible » yes, he pulled me back just as we | old man. And to me, ‘You stay here, were going into the door and made | honey, till I've had a look at the By GOLLY, IN @ FEW Des me put that terrible ten-cent wedding | room.’ He left our bags, and he and VCt KNow Act tH’ Gossip ring on. the old man went upstairs the pro- 4-5 1 ‘YOUR FACE AN’ KEEPIN’ “Well, we might as well have|prietor sputtering and wagging his , AMS LAOY WAITING? walked into that awful, dirty, musty, | beard. As soon as they were out of : / coal-stove-heated little lobby with | sight I snatched up my own bag and placards announcing our unholy in-|ran out of that awful lobby. Dick tentions—or better, with scarlet A’s| had parked the car right in front of branded on our foreheads. Prosper-|the hotel and I jumped in. Fortun- ous, well-dressed young couples with | ately he'd left the keys ... I didn’t ‘ ° + expensive hand luggage don’t ask for} bother about how he'd get back to JACKSON: f 4 S > a night’s lodging in that sort of place, | Stanton—plenty of trains, of course, * ( i ray, except for one reason. The night | and I didn’t worry about how he'd ex- clerk—I suppose he was the proprietor | plain to that foul old man. I just too—was a wicked-looking little old | drove as if a million devils were pur- man with a long chin beard, and the | suing me. And—well, I’m here, al most obscenely merry eyes I ever had | still technically puye, but I feel as ifa to meet in my life. Winked andj hundred hot baths wouldn’t wash the chuckled and wagged his beard at us. . Have to call Dick up E ‘Wanted us to know he wasn’t fooled tell him he’s won!” l f ik for @ split second. I felt as if I'd} “ mean—you'll marry him ( A : | bans, x turned to ice when Dick signed the | now?” Crystal cried, aghast. : k i 4 » and that foul old man out: ‘J. W: Smith and wife NEXT: The answer. Darrow, ch? Fust an last, they’s| (Copyright, 1929, NEA Service, Inc.) @| The spenders, thinking to help the little girl along, toss careless ten . ° er ma, | BOOTS AND HER RUDDIES It’s All Off Now eS 4 .—The hat check | $35 a week—or thereabouts—for her . EE’ ON LE. ogy is one of. Manhattan's richest | services, though some commission is SHATTER likely to find its way) to youngsters STRONGHEART ~ GOT TH" Its ramifications are endless and, who are particularly Meme ae getting v ee? the money. Of course, the night-go- ing throngs get the notion that the hat check girl is on her way to quick : : fortune. As a matter of fact, she is : ' separated from her ten-spot almost as soon as she has clutched it in her hand, s** 8 Because of the vast number of Public events going on in a thousand Places during a New York day and | Right, the hat check racket has to be Organized ind nA @ dozen It’s a nice little graft; {f you asked pected to- reach 2 eg GILBERT. SWAN). | City’ conssllantians undry |° : iw. ‘ concern g . | torte; ime