The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, April 19, 1929, Page 4

ee ignoring of or opposition to traffic signs, signals and markings. ‘This possibility should be self-evident. Knowledge that warnings may be made worse than useless is as old as the story of the shepherd who cried “wolf” just to see the villagers run, ahd whose appeals for help were ig- nored when his flock was attacked. Municipal author- ities, however, are apt to forget this fact. Traffic light after traffic light is set up, and once one is established Seoeeription there is little likelihood that it will ever be removed. ii if Daily by carrier, oo Every traffic sign and signal should be so thoughtfully 5 Daily had mail, om sale designed and so carefully placed as to convey its message va * that the yea alas - >. see 6.00 quickly and clearly at the exact time and place it is he needed. If a boulevard stop sign will serve the purpose best, a stop and go signal, which holds traffic unneces- é : it Fea i i i 3 i ‘Weekly by mail, in state, sarily long, should be not used. And where a “slow” THE FIRST in 250 “ ” ‘This fi ‘i ae oe mail, in state, i. sign will suffice why use a “stop” warning? fruit Cog hye in. many Oe ie is uel Wali Gea A KE OF GASOLINE ee any during : & + g e During 1928 the citizens of the United States burned upwards of 14,000,000,000 gallons of gasoline. A speaker The Associated Press is exclusively entitied to the use| at the recent meeting of the Society of Automotive for republication of all news dispatches credited to it| engineers, in New York, pointed out that this would + jocal news ot spontaneous origin publ'shec herein. make a lake five miles in diameter and nearly four All rights of republication of al] other matter herein | feet deep. are also z | f i : : E body is not burdened with much food and the necessity for digesting styl assimilating food. All of the energies of the body can be used in the pro- i Eg reserved. Putting it in terms like that helps one to realize the tions cess‘of elimination. It would be rea- tremendous importance that oil has in modern Ameri- ins sonable to suppose that elimination Forcign Representatives 7 G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY can society. It also emphasizes the difficulties that body, ban dedbigentopgln Prutareand tae, NEW YORK .... Fifth Ave. Bidg. would lie in the way of adopting gasoline substitutes. as we Have every evidence to believe CHICAGO DETROIT | Benzol, for instance, can be made from coal; yet if all Owing. from careful examination made dur- Tower Bldg. Kresge Bldg. | the soft coal mined in the country last year were made = . , | fae suddenly freed, you will ing the fast of the toxins thrown out (Official City, State and Coun‘y Newspaper) into benzol, it would only make a lake a tenth as big as { V7 , notice at least a slight headache and Sor the lungs, skin, urine and oe eee eee p cant or do not end the reassuring UNWISE INVESTMENTS e have a gasol civilization, obviously; and one of NB 7 bene! laborat examinations We sometimes wonder why the public year in and | UF greatest problems is to insure @ steady, cheap sup- 4 g ti riage chucete soa will take place with year out gives billions of its hard-earned money to stock ply of the all-important fluid. a you as they have with thousands of swindlers. Everybody knows the country is polluted > : = i ion others who have been under my per- sonal observation. Tomorrow you are to follow exact! today. | The modern woman's mind isn't mathematical, but with wildcat securities and still these gullible ones give +. their money to a stranger on his unsupported statement she is developing a remarkable skill in triggernometry. t the stock he is selling is not a gamble and is the Saas route to wealth. Some ieee stock salesmen| One explanation of the modern girl is that she learned have even admitted their investments are a gamble and | Dow to handle a typewriter instead of a frying pan. fi ie unpleasant odor to some ex- : : tent. thus appealed to the gambling instinct in their victims. "i ~ ‘The enemas advised keep the intes- tons. Perhaps our national weakness for backing stocks is| Proximity is versatile. It makes people fall in love tines comparatively free of toxic ma-| Watch for additional instructions in partially explained in the report of the United States | #4 later makes them yearn for divorce. terial almost as soon as it is formed. | tomorrow's paper! (The usual Friday treasury thet there are $19,000,000 in government securi- A large amount of water drinking | menus have been eliminated today ties, of which the redemption dates have expired and no ‘Tt must be fine to be a detective and have nothing to SH Sn te ORL areata ibe and will F eosataiig tune next itt longer draw interest, which have not been redeemed by | 40 but get baffled once in a while. MEG ad through these organs of elim: | ing given.) their holders. The government docs everything within tion. icine its power to draw its bonds in for redemption but such| Another disadvantage about obeying the traffic laws ancy and another. Skipper after | with that kind of reception is that the} _ The deep-breathing will eliminate] QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS efforts cen not succeed among bond holders who are | #6 that it makes one so conspicuous. skipper continues to say that she was | visitor is likely to ask for @ job. the carbon-dioxide gas and other Baby's Bath never, or rarely, the on’ ~ ** * poisons, and also assure you of a plen-| Question: M.C. asks: “Is it neces- aboard the “Minnie Caine,” that her! Father hasn't said much about tiful supply of oxygen with which to| sary for a ten-months-old baby to father never owned tne w.., . | Needing exercise since mother dropped | burn up the tissue wastes. have a bath every day?” Prosperity of the dealers in worthless stocks make it Editorial Comment s . never burned at sea, et a) ahd ale. | tae renal at the dinner table the|- But in spite of this elimination you] Answer: It is @ good plan for manifest that the public is exceedingly gullible, is But—the book, with all the yelping, | other day about starting to clean everyone, from a few days old to ex- swayed by a passion for gambling against odds or has SS hin tik teiinas raat ice house pretty soon now. porno iwenne ae beretheted vad tune of many, many thousands .-* * feral © or three @ day. more money than it knows what to do with. All three HE KNOWS US NOT ‘SUMNER. of dollars for Miss Lowell. With Mr. Coolidge in the “insur- These should be mostly sponge or (St. Paul Dispatch) ” may contribute equally but the amount of unredeemed Winston Churchill, British chancellor of the excheq- Once more Fashion, that inane| Well, what about it? Of course,|ance game” he probably will learn material which has been Laden shower baths. The baby has a better government securities seems to tip the scales s little describes England’ poll thing at which so many people sneer, | she said it was absolute truth. But) there are plenty of people who will|!ng in your body for perhaps even chance of living to a great age if the more’ in favor of the third and last reason. And it is ag eras a secre Py Sonia Swit nacaceey is invoked to solve a weighty problem. | even if she fibbed, she created a read- | choose to run. in This time Fashion is asked to solve | able, entertaining book. Why quib- I am sure that the elimination of no secret that the American people spend their money | Political workers and journalists all rushing to join the | the problem of prohibition. Some | ble, or should we? 73 chiens is at least ten times as great excitement of the fray when all should be striving for ie Hollywood folks are superstitious, ee See eee the reconstruction and rehabilitation of which this coun- | Hime 6go President Hoover, subtly, Ps a says @ press agent. There have even Bier gtlcoabtrdit ine ro ee try stands so sorely in need.” Declares Mr. Churchill, 054 “common” to serve liquor in one's|_ London women have turned. their | eM cases where actresses refused cakes or waffles? Has it any partic: A DANGEROUS PRACTICE “These things do not happen in the United States.” home, there might be such a thing | well-manicured thumbs down on “the | Outright to be married for the thir- ular food value? is it fattening? Spring invariably brings a wave of forest fires in every | | irs iia that Mr. Churchill'was not in this country | 55 prohibition. talkies.” A poll of the cinema houses berlin 1929, NEA Inc) have been using honey, but I have be- wooded section of this state and nation. These fires, in- =r . * * * staged lend find jorareatre the fi if : re atead of being mostly the result of the carelessness of NO COCKTAILS ) which alkies were re- % campers and trampers, are due, in many cases, to the a ee w: n has begun the job. The ceived, proved that 70 per’ cent of the | "7 TAN ASN rashingto! (New York Herald Tribune) ally celebrated Edward McLeans,| Women disfavored them, while the) (Ff wasteful custom of burning over fields and woodlots./ If only children went to the circus, its stay in greater wiiae oMiars have been the best, | men were evenly divided on the sub- | doa! ‘This has often degenerated into the lazy man’s way of | cities would be limited to a week at most. It remains] served no cocktails at a dinner party | Ject. | 4 N iB Lei cleaning up about the farm. When the practice falls in New York for @ month because the grown-ups find] the other night. It will be interesting ! What a chance for wise-crackers! | oh’ ARY on a windy day, it is menace to the community. | iie'over again, and there ere Tew among them who do|‘2aice "at Fashion can, do in ths | o'tne effect that woman preters to | huge] sun BATTLE OF LEXINGTON Do Not Think You Can Substitute Laxatives For the Enemas! This has been tried and found to ‘The temptation to get rid of grass and leaves by burn-| not secretly long to go back to the days when wild ani-| Fashion, points out Dr. Richard Hoff-|40 her own talkies and not have ing is great. But it is false economy because cf the local| mals and trapeze performers and bareback riders and| mann in his new book “The Strug- | them done for her. damage so often done. If the ground is very dry, so| clowns and blaring bands provided everything that the | gie for Health,” first permitted male * * *& roots of the grass. Also the seeds of useful | Heart could desire. i : AND WHY ‘are, the : ul} ‘The circus instinct, which is almost universal, ig the ; . Seriously, though, this woman vote: “plants are destroyed, and sometimes young trees and| same as that whith takes widely wandering men and shrubs are so badly scorched as to be permanently in-| women back to the old home town as soon as they can and | onial prepared ; | hall yesterday. Thirty-three candi- . icularl; ii find the time and money for the journey. Often the old | worid, believe it or not. jdimness of the movies have always " | dates from towns in the slope terri- tga is particularly the case in burning over home town has been built over until it is unrecognizable, xe * | Been the sort of escape she needed | mae gi in einen oan opeen tory were initiated. In the evening a and the homecoming is a sad one. But the circus never from too much housework, babies, and Burning leaves is wasteful of one of the most valuable | disappoints. Bigger and better as it 1s, and shown under] 4,,.4D A LIZZUE CHILD” | .).a life more limited than her hus-| 0D. ended with the retreat of the} “—~ 4 sumpLE QUESTION soil tonics. Many landowners who complain of thea roof instead of a “big top,” it is still unmistakably the an iron balcony built Puiiae a tone band’s. Neurologists say that quiet Fighting began before five o'clock (By Alice Judson Peale) poverty of their soil—especially those who have small | circus, with all the old attractions and many new ones. | 51 Gow of her apartment for the air-| MOVles have saved many a woman | in the morning, after ht of ter- |. certainly it is the voice of Satan It. is only @ snug curmudgeon who tells his neighbors “|from utter despair; that the talkies + o nig ~| which says to the child through the | Donaid, with musical numbers by Mrs, garden plote—overlook the fact that if kept for @ few! that’ ne goes to the circus only “to take the children.” | {088 Of her infant nephew. Neleh- | wit not give her what she needs, |T0%. Women and children, roused By |tins of an adult, “Whom do you love | Arthur ‘Sauer, years leaves form that richest and most useful plant| tf he is a real human being he goes to share with the | (Pe =. wipioors y a they Paty va aire ree gene apres best, your mother or your dad?” : food, leafmold. The leaves and decomposed vegetable} children the fun thai he tised‘to have there, andin- ae eee the cre tops Jowlines. ° farms, so the banquet was served at the Grand Pa- ° ‘And Satan is at his wickedest when 4 coming of dawn—and the British— ,, matter are nature's methods of building up soil. Man penenaly rte, visit once more Pooper Aeron Heong We have many sugar-sweet tra- ] B ARBS { Lexington was practically deserted, he poms te sone: of eit child’s own al ny enjoys interfering with this open urning pllgrims— ditions about the power of a little | ry for determined men who knew | Parent e question, pare! process. lag i except Of course, the parent who asks the Whatever the origin of field and brush fires, they con- ee Child; how he most hardened hus) A bill introduced in the Missouri| that war could not’ be avoided any | cniia to say whom he loves the most | stitute a menace with which village fire departments MARK TWAIN'S ‘PROOF’ regenerated by a little child's needs, [!¢s'slature would require farmers’ |!" sox made by the tte of | # himself Jealous of the child’s pret- and forest conservation and protection agencies are not! One of Mark Twain's hobbies was the subject of telep- | We Icp up the story of “The Luck of dsl pitied rtp ann Y;| safety on this same day revealed | sinc’ Such s Grayeeyginten) sule Prepared to deal. Why should it be so hard to awaken | athy—in which he firmly believed. - Roaring Camp.” But have you ever providing tion for th ae that there were only 12 field pieces in an a vile eS ek ipples “The decision (sending Hasty F. the public to the danger? “Why,” said Mark Twain to “the boys” in the print- | noticed that nothing so riles the adult | hove “08 re ang y those WhO! the entire state of Massachusetts, | 7°velopment stands between him) sinciair to jail) is right. I never had ing office at Hartford, Conn., “not so long ago I ordered | world in general as an infant’s| Dave not ye farmers’ wives at| Weak arms, indeed, with which to|°0 the world. any doubt as to the Senate's power, some shirts and they promised them to me on s certain | howls, and how this great traditional | !@8t one year. challenge the British government! | ,7h¢ mere asking of such a question | hut for the supreme court to THE SPECIAL SESSION day and the —— things didn't come. Well, boys, in a| power of a little child to obtain any- a * * But there had been coliseted a1s49|2wakens a train of disturbing] them is satisfying” ; ted 21,549 f the child is vine! President Hoover is off to whirlwind administration. | little while I wrote that shirtmaker a letter... .-/thing it wants, so often sadly | We don't know what job Malor firearms, 17441 pounds of powder, | (powehts. If the child is made to —Senstor King, Uthh. Just six weeks after assuming office he has congress “on | YoU know the kind of letter I can write. Blasting! Blast” | missing when sleep is D Peake has lined up for Harry Sinclair | 22,191 pounds of ball, 10,000 bayonets, | torceq “he veatize cher te lO one ** * 7 - ing! But you know, too, that I never send that kind./same child? If it weren't for wily|at the Washington jail, but if the e loves one! The American Legion is the great= | his hands” in # special session. How he handles his first | Give them fits, that's all right, but put the letter with |nature, there just wouldn't be any | major retains his sense of humor he provisions. ‘This Rerent more than the other. est, the most powerful organization | congress will be of keenest interest and highest. im-|the fits in» desk and never mail it. . . . . That's|children—other people's at least. | will give Mr. Sinclair a job at the in-| esting because it proves that the col.|, 4% once he is in conflict. If it 1s] in “the country today.” portance, for this session will color and in many ways| what I did with the shirtmaker’s letter. Put it right | Some folks can stand their own—| formation desk. onists had regarded for some time —John G. Sargent, former attorney control his entire administration. What he proves to be | away in the desk. And along about dusk. whet Stade) mot others. A man writes to 8 ne saute. |" Mah for freedom ax inevitable, best,| “general. (Outlook) ive @ newspaper advis- od se & during the special session so shall he continue to be, in| shout telepathy?” WHAT OF IT? ing President Hoover that the strain| If all the outlying possessions of ful,! «49s production is bringing beauty the eyes of congressmen, throughout his term of office. ‘Then there was the even more striking (to him) in-| ‘That girl, Joan Lowell, author of | 0f handshaking can be mitigated by |the United States, exclusive 5 into the humblest homes.” ‘The chief executive is both favored and disfavored. | stance of a one-time warm friend, a literary man, who | “Cradle of the Deep,” seems to be get- | Seizing the other man’s hand first and | could be combined into a A —John Cotton Dans, director of the Rarely has a new congress, responding to a special call Tyna ow et: Gnelwpi.tag sinies:s tee ee! ee ting Into all sorts of troubles, as she shaking it cordially, rather than let- they would total less than Newark Museum. (Forbes Maga- from the president, been confronted by such @ com- peace hon Pais ten chee’ abe is confronted with first one discrep- gral SO TO a ene of the state of Montana. zine.) * * Plicated and confusing situation, which spells trouble} suddenly the question of the necessity of a certain book dace ths ineaption ofthe lasurgency movement 38 sees 08 of the extrangement asce when sl OUR BOARDING HOUSE By Ahern ago by Jonathan Prentice Dolliver, of Iowa, has a presi- dent been better favored. by lack of opposition within his own party. The insurgents are a broken lot. Their strength is virtually nil. It is certain that when Mr. Hoover issued the call for the special session he was. motivated by his campaign Pledge to hasten farm relief in this manner, and that he did not contemplate such a broadening of the legislative i ~~ EGAD, FOLKS, ure we ) -HARR-RRUMF ~~ BEFORE STARTING THis PROGRAM, GIVEN BY THE’ @ SAXTON sur ComPANY, I Wis To B. SAY THAT THE Wool UseD IN THESE SUITS IS IMPORTED FROM SCOTLAND, ~ \\ SAND UH,» SPEAKING OF ScoTLAND, \ I DARESAY THERE ARE FEW WHO KNow /) \ ) ScoTcH o MY MOTHER’S SIDE, w~ /) ~AND SoDA,~ UM-HMm-I MEAN yA Goop erieF / Yue secN usrenile Jo “Hat BELLOWS oR THIRTY-TWO YEARS, ~ AND Tim cERTAINLY Nor Gols To PAY THE ELECTRIC LIGHT ScoTLAND AND ITS CHARMING People proved hinwelf » statesman and a great leader. BETTER THAN I, BY Jove /— eeWe ) PEOPLE FoR THE \ | “PowER USED. TO AN ANTI-CLIMAX HEAR HIM ON \' ENGLISH ON MY FATHER'S SIDE, NL AM IN A Position te SPEAK ? there isn't much left for him but to serve his time. A long-suffering country, reading : AS A NATIVE, BESIDES BEING yi ot Gn dail. mate ack ee, NY AUTHORITY of ScoTeH HISTORY ° <7 “Thank Heaven, st last they've caught up with him.” \ aNd wequean> wf Zf mJ) * yf But, realy, thre ant « great deal for the law-abiding 4 erate | | oe RequesteD BY OD si nit ob ee a