The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, April 5, 1929, Page 4

_ PAGE FOUR’ THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE blown to pieces by the last hurricatie, and who hurries out to her lot, after a hard day's work at the hotel, to take hammer and saw and try to build a new one. One hopes, somehow, that the newspaper containing that reporter's story won't survive for future generations to read. For we have our pride, and we would like to have the people of the future think as highly of us as possible. Some day, you know, archaeologists will go poking | ) The Bismarck Tribune|” THE STATES OLDEST NEWSPAPER i t : about America looking for things that will tell them what imitate sort of people the Americans of the early twentieth cen- Daily by mail, per dn Bismarck) .. tury were. There are a lot of things that will impress ain caie’ bau ; them rather favorably; hospitals, schools, laboratories, Tn Power Bismarck) .. beautiful buildings, saceounts of gallant deeds. It isn't Daily hard to imagine some graybeard of the year 2500 con- ‘Weekly by mail, cluding his researches with a murmured, “Hmmm—fairly ‘Weekly by mail, civilized, those people.” Moe hee Jar ep eRe So let's hope that the story of the two women in Flor- ida isn't preserved. For the historian, Teading it, would be moved to ponder rather deeply. He would discover that we had a topsy-turvy kind of world; a world in which all values were jumbled, in which money was the only other thing that mattered, in which some people could never get enough while other people had far too much, He would see the essential rottenness of our dollar civilization more clearly than we ourselves can see it. And it may be, too, that he would say, after reading | Foreign Representatives Seen G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY “I can understand better, now, why they finally went to NEW YORK .... Fifth Ave. Bidg. smash.” DETROIT Kresge Bldg. (Official City, State and Coun‘y Newspaper) HEROISM—IN THE DARK There is a tremendous amount of bravery in this world. No matter what emergency arises, courage and self-sacrifice are sure to spring up in the midst of it to Jessen its horrors. The vicinity of Harriman, Tenn., was swept by a flood recently, and 20 people were drowned. And out of the story of that disaster—a story of death and destruction, grim and horrible—there gleam instance after instance of bright heroism, infinitely inspiring. There was, for instance, a 50-year-old river man named ‘Tom Atkens. Tom had a skiff—a flimsy, leaky contriv- ance that ordinarily would not be considered safe in a millpond. When the swollen river began uprooting trees, knocking down houss and foaming over roads like a small model of the Niagara rapids, Tom got out his skiff and went out to see what he could do. Trip after trip he made, bringing back each time two or three refugees who had been huddled on some house- top or knoll, waiting for death. Once he was too late. He pulled for a nearly-sub- merged house, on the roof of which perched a woman and her child. Just before he got there the house col- lapsed. and the woman and child vanished. Somehow Tom kept his cockleshell from going under. He cruised about, hoping that the pair would come to the surface. They did not. So he turned downstream, rowed to a tree top that was just above water, and took four children to safety. In all, he saved the lives of over a dozen people His risked every time he push voice “The day of genius has not yet set.” When here/and pituitary glands brought about | turned to Bismarck. ghana ig en i aH Uttam CALS MMA Suh lacas tig feet Elisa OGTahie ad eeu weight. The | edit Bureas of Circulation Men.ber of The Associated Press ‘The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use of all news dispatches credited to it credited in this newspaper and also 0% spontaneous origin publ'stec herein. Tepublication of al) other matter herein 8 HH fan I GENIUS There is a way modern youth has, when cautioned against wanton wasting of the Powers of youth, of opti- mistically philosophizing that “Youth must have its fling,” “You aré only young once,” and “Enjoy yourself while you can.” And old-age ever has said, “If I was young again,” “What sublime heights I could have attained had I not misused youth's potentialities,” “What a Pity youth can- Rot suryive the years.” Which philosophy, that of youth or old age, is the most fallacious and most tragic? Can anything be more tragic than misguided youth? True, “some of the rarest flowers are latest in bloom” in vegetable life as well as in human life, but the early blooms have all summer in which to be admired. Old age is the frost which nips the late buds and blossoms in the garden of human existence. ‘No age lke youth can 60 well appreciate fame and success, but youth can only Tecognize fame in the garb of toll and that garb is ever rhea pular ¥ Che on the government; hss AEA won't stand that, and different from today when precocity is nothing short of ALLENE SUMNER, the divine spark of genius and a world calloused to a amb! pounds one day a few months ago Bertatdeteatdte agli nk not when she slipped and fell on a San|” Tecognition as a writer of short stories a read-| when she appeared in court se testify | pee fies whi ing public did not vision midnight oil, years of study in her damage case against the com- mont as be n in and writing or such a thing as ambition, but cried in one|P&nY, she weighed 225 pounds. She | government farm at - | Jury awarded her $1500, or about) Major S. K. McGinnis. Jamestown, swell the heard which is accumu- Then there was Bob Underwood. He woke up at mid-|Mullions of American young men win prestige and promi-| J | ‘I Faw Down and Go!?x$x?? In centuries past it was not infrequent that mere youth pens in hand and write to Uncle occupied the highest positions in the circles of literature, Sam. - ] salad, no dessert, “Pl Z tt lity of , . ‘4 lease tell me whether certain peo- military tactics, drama, art, and society. There was EUR TUAIC TENE hare area Parents Saturday Ple have personal - idioeynerasies tn nothing so amazing about precoeity and prodigies. How when it seems distinctly minus. H : exer cg EE LTTE - : cooked ; youth of dissipation and indolence never dreams of a| Mrs. Elsie Rea, 20, weighed 1451 | Our Yesterdays By ALICE JUDSON PEALE bapa declared that injuries to her thyroid | has resigned his position and re-|Theresfter relatives make Christmas |§T@Pejuice. Let come to almost boil- | mental as well as a physical factor FRIDAY, APRIL 5, 1925 SH the week beginning Sunday, April 7th. Sunday Breakfast—Coddled eggs, toasted cereal biscuit, five stewed prunes. Lunch—Baked. egg plant, string |] personal questions on health and beans, celery and ripe olives. Giet, addressed to him, care of the Dinner—Roazst pork, cooked spin- |] Tribune. ach, cooked celery, salad of tomatoes’ Enclose a stamped addressed and lettuce, baked apple. Monday Breakfast—One waffle, browned through, small amount of maple syrup, crisp bacon, pear sauce, ‘Lunch—Oranges as desired. Dinner—Vegetable soup, Salisbury steak, baked béets, squash, string bean salad, pineapple whip. ‘Tuesday Breakfast—Eggs poached.in milk, on Melba toast, stewed raisins. Lunch—Peanut butter soup, salad of asparagus. Dinner—Baked = bass, ei showing spinach and parsley, salad of 6 Feel fine in every other . Have tomatoes, plain Jello or jell-well, nO} tried the orange fast, but did not cream. Pass any stones. In some of your Wed writings you mention muriatic acid. Breakfast—Breakfast food re- Will you kindly explain its use, as 1 toasted, with cream, no sugar, ane | would like to try it?” coddied egg, stewed figs. Answer: The best advice I can give Lunch—Raw apples as desired. |! vou is to repeat the fast at intervals Dinner—Jellied tomato bouillon. | of about a month, drink plenty of dis«. broiled chicken, okra, parsnips, salad | titled water, and avoid those foods of raw spinach, *grapejuice whip. containing oxalic acid. You ly Thursday will not pass any stones, but you.may Breakfast—Baked eggs, melba toast, | notice the size of the stones becom- stewed apricots. ing smaller under the X-ray in the Lunch—Cooker turnip tops, molded | course of time. However, you should vegetable salad of peas, chopped /not expect immediate results in celery and cucumbers. chronic disorders of this kind. You Dinner—Roast mutton, steamed | may pass a few of the smaller calculi, carrots, spinach, celery and nut salad,]or the stones may be embedded in small dish of junket. the kidney structure so that it is not Friday necessary to pass them and the symp- Breakfast—Wholewheat muffins, | toms will probably abate after the in- Peanut butter, ‘applesauce. flammation has subsided. Ye ti Lunch—Lettuce soup, dish of string | have my ‘article, ‘BT m ans, do not recommend muriatic acid. Dinner—Baked white fish, stewed Food Idiosyncrasies tomatoes, cooked lettuce, turnip cup} Question: Mrs. L. W. J. writes: has put it over i 3 they take their | -- Breakfast—French omelet, regard to foods. I seem toast, stewed prunes. bedhead trouble with tomatoes and canned THE SAVINGS BANK Lunch—Potatoes on the half shell, pineapple even when taken with cor- rect combinations—no starchy food.” n +h Dinner—Vegetable soup, roast beef,}| Answer: Yi to AS an roduction to the difficult |. ground 8 and bests, be po iy aveNteuioene When F. Scott Fitzgerald, as a college youth of 19, won| Francisco ferry boat. The other day FORTY YEARS AGO i : , ]of raw celery and lettuce, raspberry | special foods which are quite whole- 10 for several = : whip. some to the average person. A list of charge of r-year-old on Bi “Grapejuice whip: Place over the| these foods would include almost any Fort Berthold. | sith a large initial contribution. | fire in @ double boiler one pint of | known food. ‘There seems to be some. and birthday donations with the un- |/ng point, then stir in one package |in connection with this type of food derstanding tha: their gifts must go |! gelatin which has been soaking in | poisoning. 08 y for wnference. in the bank -| the time for the American Apple nberg battle- night to find water rising around his house. Hurriedly| N&0¢® ® worldly-wise nation winks one eye and sets its| $8758 Pound. eee ae eee a ae = Set to | Gromerk to aeianE Museny a tow shire with ReaSitbacli hho al he hitched his team and drove his family to the safety | Onsue to wagging about “pull,” “luck” and “nerve.” LUCKY DAY C. H. Davis, Huron, is here on busi- a means of laying aside money | circulars. he had taken as souvenirs. And that of higher ground. Then he turned around and drove off Doting American fathers and mothers caution aspiring} There is no doubt that, while $1500 | ness with the territorial officers. for the child the plan is excellent, but was about all he possessed in the “ * may seem a al amount for s0 ter- down the road into the valley, to see if he couldn't help| /#pring. against “wasting youth's hour of play and| may 1 leasure.” American educational methods train young some of the neighbors. The water rose too fast. He] the too-hefty lady would have won never came back. men and women to begin the struggle during the third! ir her case had popped up more than jose Gecade of their lives, and the youth of the United States|ten years ago when there was no TWENTY-FIVE YEARS AGO fit are likely to be colored by more itants of America that it There was @ girl, too—Grace Whalen, a night oper- take their parents and instructors at their word and post-|8teat national and international and| Thomas J. Harris, formerly deputy | than a tinge of resentment. President Hoover ought to call in| yogue to wear uniforms to fancy dress stor, who stayed at her switchboard all night, while the t ti) | Inter-universe taboo against embon-/ state auditor. but now employed in| Uncle Charles’ gold piece that | Charley Curtis for some of those ses-| parties, So young Pone the job of making their fame and fortune until| Dont she should be very grateful to | Pargo, is visiting friends here. would have bought the best scooter | sions with the medicine ball. Charley | rent out hie fiver through the street outside, and warned the Saighborhood of the danger. The flood’s toll would have| ‘here is @ total exhaustion .of-excuses and alibis forthe beanpole and spaghetti school of rific a tragedy, it is much more than | John Dyer and sister of Sterling, it is worthless. To the child his bank | With Great “Britain over what we | as a lesson in thrift and money values} _ We seem bound to have arguments | world, But how was he to turn & couple of uniforms into a meal ticket? are visiting friends in the city. account is a nebulous, incomprehen- | drink, whether it’s tea or something | Really it was simpler than it sounds. sible affair. His actual feelings toward | stronger. The war was so close to the inhab- it became the Guttenberg costumes, that the began jin the shop and Aunt Clara’s check |. being the only living vice president - But he soon found stage 4 further hanging on to parental incomes. aestheticism. Mrs. O. F. Brookwalter and baby | that was good for a first-rate base- | who is alsoa medicine man. __ wanted them for dramas based Deen far higher if she had not ignored her own peril to hase Gea: nds for the modern belief that pre- *-* * i have returned to their home in Wil- | ball outfit have been whisked away, Civil wan So he struck up eae stay and give those warnings. iistay as RICH GALS ton after spending several weeks | never to be seen again—swallowed | Hoover cuts out the presidential | with Tony Pastor, the picturesque Things like that are common—the inevitable by-| city 1s genius. It is genius for work, if the accep! Nearly half the wealth of America, | visiting here with relatives. down the maw of that ever hungry|yacht and the white house stables. | theatrical figure of another day. Soon product of any disaster. They are so common they do| dictionary definition of the word “genius” is a supreme 41 per cent to be exact, is held A bank account, which never did any-|One by one the Coolidge extrava-|he found himself outfitting the Pas- : 3 - a native endowment. Women, according to some recent sta-/ Mrs. S. M. Pye entertained at aj body the least bit of good. gances are being ended. tor actors. Soon he was attracting Bot even get any great amount of space in the news- Peo Senta ese tistics of amalgamated banking; Progressive heart party for Miss; The child can learn the value of — attention among the leading theat- Papers. These chronicles of heroism get crowded out by houses. Many New York Stock Ex- | Pearl Braithwaite. money only from experience with it.| After all, airplanes are more than | rica] figures. house pets, but we can’t ‘ a mofe important news. Japanese don't care for dogs as change firms have opened branches Picture this as making a good dog go mad. for women only. When it comes to ——Ee Possession of vast sums of money, Federal tax reports prove that there The quickest way to straighten bowlegs is to go out 4 S as filignatéen GHAR jaries, too, TEN YEARS Yet, after all, such stories are as important as any the newspapers print. There are plenty of happenings in the United States that make the human race look rather small, mean and contemptible. Things like these events| "ding with three in a flivver coupe. at a local hospital. R. H. Smith, postmaster at Man-)the best sort of bank for the young ——— dan, is receiving medical treatment | child is a good luck pig that Jingles | Gene Tunney is said to have given From an educational point of view] they are cracked up to be. The late Nat Goodwin took to going there... . And Maurice Barrymore. In place with pennies and nickles and maybe |@ Spanish singer $1000 for singing a favored by Rudolph Velertns Yes, a dime or two. This money is real| certain song. Tunney’s sense of ap- AGO because he himself may dispose of it.| propriateness cannot be denied—he | piace today ‘Ime core, Mean seo ne of 80 per cent of the $95,000,000.000| G. W. Stewart, mayor of Wilton, | When the bank is full, it represents | gives for a song what he got for a costumes, of every imaginable period Set = | -worth of life insurance policies in this and publisher of the Wilton News, is|the attainment of bright possessions | Song and dance. : that magnificent bravery—the bravery that makes a man Editorial Comment ee + @ visitor in Bismarck today. and endless delights, and when some | (Copyright, 1929, NEA Service, Inc.) se ILBERT SWAN. or a woman ready to Jay down life, in the darkness, for, a! en t they are still talking about orgy of spending has emptied it he ‘ total strangers—is infinitely more common than we sup- cael : 1AEE'S 1SEeEe Ee for several years that the male sex LURE OF THE UNKNOWN ‘When Robert Burns lay on his deathbead in Dumfries} (aie. ling capacity of 800, he is said to have declared to his wife: “I will be better Wanderlust 1s wonderlust, Lust for strange roads iS!xnown a hundred years from now, Jean, than I am to- lust for the unknown things to be seen slong them and|day.” More Prophetic words were never uttered. The at»their ends. Individuals of all ages and all genera-|poet who died tormented with a debt of $50 hanging tions known over him that he was unable to meet is known every- nar it-—have felt is dragging them from where today, while the sale of one copy of an early edi- -* & $25,000, to be located How does Uncle Sam ferret out his | begin soon. tax dodgers? Jealous neighbors, dis- would gladly change places with the { Work on 2 new theater with a seat- |so much and no more. ° bed LOVELY HUMANS! of Broadway and Third streets, is to|| BARBS mend to tourists in Manhattan: gruntled employes, the human urge| Mfrs. C. W. Nichols, wi G downtrodden, abused women, and| Senator E. A. Hughes left today for | has learned truly and painfully that |@—————_____________4| ‘Copyright, 1929, NEA Service, Inc.) -- “women's rights!” We have wagered | 8 week's business trip to Minneapolis. | money spent is gone, that even a IN NEW YORK | whole pig full of money will buy just A Ae Mt Oe Utute toad fe ag ca! a wweuww and costing \ New York, April 5—A few odd ah on the corner | © | sights and scenes, which I recom- . e ry The pre-theater crowd fighting for cut-rate seats at Joe Leblang’s, 43rd ‘ith her mother | Well, if worst comes to worst, and | and Broadway, just before the thea- beaten tracks to trails arted re- to tattle-tale and get even, says an|and daughter, left today for a two| your neighbor won’t keep his chickens ters open. This can be observed while SIEGE OF YORKTOWN ihe ag i a en pi fs tion of his poems brings enough money to have kept! orricial of the New York State Tax | months trip to the Pacific coast. at home, and his dog tears up your | trying to get some tickets for your-| sixty-seven years ago today Gen- gions. Some never return. , in rags, broken,/ Burns in affluence all his life. Bureau. He explains that it is human yard, and he glares at you every time | self. And to me it’s a Broadway worn, weary, with stories of monsters and evil things| It is worth while recalling these things in view of the encountered scars to prove ures. dispatch from New York which states that a copy of few return jpn eee oe pore Burne poms, 8 second edition ar sepa 208 He OES ” 7 Fare book Gf good things found and with evidence that bears them Out. Thus do the terrorsand treasures of the unknown nature to boast of what one possesses, | One of the heaviest tax report one forgets what.one has | 1921. More than 23 told the neighbors; Perhaps one | fell on those two days. rainfalls ever | he passes, you can always get a job|sight not to be missed. eral McClellan and about 68,006 one’s salary, good investments, etc.,| recorded in the United States was at|as a dry agent and shoot him down.| Broadway from the garden-tower of | Union troops began the siege of York- but when one turns in the income; Taylor, Texas, on September 9-10, : the Paramount building. . . . The tiny | wn. inches of rain} King George's doctor bills were | triangular graveyard hidden away at $125,000 during his recent illness. Just | 11th and 6th avenue. ... The Chanin building at night and the push carts become evident. Sometimes the lust gets into the feet and pulls its vic- tims along strange paths toward wondrous places, new - of Grand ens shout $550 dn, ihe eve! Soe new |-town = : : | OUR BOARDING HOUSE By Ahern | Hine, trom. the public. lbeary. squsre, lands, unexplored wastes. Sometimes it gets into the|sreatness was the raving of a mind distracted by its $50 avenue, with its Perpetual air of mys- mind and leads toward strange theories and after strange |“e>t. But the world now knows the words were true. Objectives, some of them real, some chimerical, some of YY, them good, some bad. Sometimes the lure of the un- DAYS OFF FOR ROD AND REEL Y =1 HAD TW? LITTLE SHRIMP. known draws toward strange political, moral, social, eco- Y BuRNT uP LIKE A BRIDE'S nomic or metaphysical “isms’—some of which prove 4 TOAST, m—~ AN THEN HE , § , sound and safe, but most of them unsound and deadly ol ge Hae be Z it into ith and tempts it oe, OuL.: MINDED dangerous. Sometimes it gets you pts : b EL Dipwy cee oae mat atte ONCE IN A200 as ane) sum- TANK! wH~~- So I Mr. Hoover's preference for GRABBED HIM AN? STUFFED is the natural assertion of the claims of his HIM. HEAD-Fi TO TW UMBRELLA sTAND /= STopPED cor’s PA SMOKE WHEN THE RADIO QUITS. (New York Times) When 8 radio fan finds his tet aa | vil F THAT BANTY RoosTER Y You BROUGHT IN HERE: 2 | TO GET ouR GOAT fe 4 ~—OL BUS TRUMPED HIS INSULTS WITH . QOME-BACKS THAT WAS HE MAD ?= WHEW. ~-THAT WASN'T CIGARET OF WIS MouTH, ~~. i rg tery projected u shopping belt. a against the : a The old horse tether er tne oe | on April 6, 1062, In a Samreeiees did not have the full support of ident Lincoln. After ie ager , ved April 4, which took several corps his command and reduced his ing force from 155,000 to 68,000. : 2 HIM ‘LIKE A LM fo AN? Bd seized an opportunity to tral |cretly. He was pursued by 5 to ight the speed tae battle Mamsburg: oup LUNNoON ~Haw ~~ COMING out ; TL NEVER