The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, March 15, 1929, Page 4

P ' PAGE FOUR” $ H mism in the secret places of our . The Bismarck Tribune |r sic ree mg ea, hare know out An independent Newsprper else knows them; and this knowledge gives us moments ene ee ee of sbasement when we wonder, despondently, whether heetesonanetab andl such men as we are can possibly be destined for any Published by the Bismarck Tribune Company, Bis- | high and noble end, either in this world or the next. deel eerejensel orn FAY OL regret iy @4 second c! . Ww to) ie George D. Mann ......6.++++000 Presidest and Publisher ob act te eth ida’ that a ite tebe Subscription Rates Payable in Advance mien than we thought, nf ‘4 i range resu! the ui lying motive is always “in hon ot gl og | the same. The Pennsylvanian who printed 46 alphabets beginning Sunday, pan for fifteen or twenty minutes, Dally by mai, outside of North Dakota . é .00 | on @ grain of rice was moving in the same direction as ~ fe Bite Py the scientist whose telescope discovered a new star on way in (aan bate ree years fOr ......c.cc0 2.59 | He edge of the universe, ‘Weekly by mail, outside of North Dakota, POT YORE oe sieseesscseeees THE TARIFF PROGRAM Member Audit Bureau of Circulation In the revision of the tariff in the corhing special session of congress, it is essential that there be unity is dlisolatan etan ta eortcuavaty dcsities vo Ulla’ whe | Ad 12 the exten Co Whibts Ue VéVuiba Maal be'cavtiba, for republication of all news dirpatches credited to it |The tariff program is very largely thvolved with that And Thomas Edison Says There Are No Happy Men in This World! ss Ihe Sast May. 70 or OEY wre OO be Aaouaszel Cae Of ENCLOSE _STANPEQ Breakfast—Cornflakes (retoasted) with cream but no sugar, stewed Serve or not peg ected in Seals caktetiea nice of farm relief. It will go along with the farm problem Ae : parsley with a few ripe olives, the local news of spontaneous origin i g Bu All rights of republication of all other matter herein | ** the companion project of the special session. It will, i Lunch—Glass‘of grapeju! — are also reserved. moreover, have a bearing on the measures of relief under- GO Dinner—Cream cheese, string beans, bnpaaes <0 hid oe — taken for agriculture—will be part of the remedy which Z Foreign Representatives G., LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY NEW YORK ,,.. Fifth Ave. Bldg. the Hoover administration will seek to apply to the ills of farming. The two Qbjectives of the special session DETROIT | should, therefore, be driven as a team, cach being allowed Kresge Bldg. | to pull equally in the traces, ——~| The situation as to leadership on the two problems vegetable 1s different from that. There is no need for anyone to aS \ Dinner—Vegetable soup, roast beef, seck to team with President Hoover if he be of the \ buttered snecey danas eae balky type of mind as to what should be done or be . : 4 bearer: rds & pullback. There has been evidence that some con- 4 ( Gressmen are inclined to open the whole question of tariff revision at the special session, while the president 1s understood to prefer only a limited revision to enter ity, State and Coun‘y Newspaper) (Official VENTILATION AND ILLS Ventilation of rooms is an importent factor in pre- Yentive health practice, but recent discoveries in the wcience of applying fresh alr in walled-in spaces tend ito modify considerably previous opinions and prac- ‘Wednesday Breakfast—Wholewheat muffins, Peanut butter, stewed prunes. Lunch—Eight ounce glass of orange ices in the cult of the open window. \ wie Direct drafts, particularly when one is sleeping, have | into the farm relief solution. ; : Sn ccmmmeeea on rieche Leced been found productive of colds and tend to increase} Uniess the fongress remains within the recommenda- A ‘ | ay ate 1 a father than decrease the death rate during the winter @eason, from influenza and other respiratory diseases. ‘The present unsettied season between winter and actual ‘spring is a dangerous period to trifle with ventilation And drafts. It begets incautiousness and it is a time of irregular temperatures, of many avenues by which in- fection in the form of a cold may find its way. There is much the medical profession does not know about colds, but there is evidence that a simple cold tion which the president may make, there is danger of Thursday confusion in the attempt to revise the tariff and Breakfast—Poached eggs on melba the danger extends to plunging the farm relief program : _ P bane me peaw abel “a ; into that confusion, ‘This farm relief undertaking should | 2 ’ o Diiteen east ertirdbge: aiid ‘by all means be kept from floundering or being diverted Li S sll H ‘ J carrots, turnip cup salad, baked apples into an aimless course, once it 1s taken up. It calls ‘ < SHH > VIfs a la mode. for straightforward, rational action which shall carry it to its objective. General tariff revision, until the farm problem 1s out of the way, it would seem, might Friday Breakfast—Baked eggs, crisp bacon, melba toast. x Lunch—Potato on the half shell, sym indieas ts a local infection of the membrane lining the nose Prove @ transfusion of legislative energy and celerity at — > | Taw ee: Hoke vn or throat. Quick changes in temperature, uncomfort- | the expense of the foremost problem of the Hoover pro- 4 = inner Vegetable, soup, opralled nt wer Abe plexy able drafts, or chilling of the body upset or disturb the | gram, and that is to find means for the alleviation of Lae ELE oS . Ath sank, seam , ening of the : control of blood flow to these parts and favor the| agriculture, Y Pe ee sii : caused by certain diseasen spread of infection, according to Dr. J. D. Jungman, of ‘The point should be t in mind that a wider effort rey : pay Hegel lat Slo ats of apoplexy is sudden, the preventable diseaso bureau. In this way @ simple | g¢ revision of the tariff can be made later when farm conscloumets, . Cold becomes severe as the infected area increases. I1'| reiter ts out of the way and the scramble for recognition ALLENE SUMNER. | gr. Herrick, Emmons county, is CAESAR’S DEATH Shopeea 3 would isclose the presence the infection invades the finet structure of the 1uNgs, | on rates will not jeopardize the orderly handling of the} 4 Boston husband complained that Spending some time in the city with Today is the anniversary of one of | starchy vegetable plexy,but at the time an ‘ \seergeephery lon Sounds even temperature are | Ta!” Pledge of Herbert Hoover during the campaign, that | his wite was losing most of her week's | friends. the most famous events of ancient the | history—the assassination of Julius earnings in Saturday night poker! joseph Little, having disposed of his | Caesar in the Roman Senate. parties with her married women est in the hardware create Historians say that Caesar had a friends. The poker-playing wife was | this city, will leave soon wit 5 | premonition of disaster on the morn- have met success abroad, were half dragged into as oar Gambling | family for his former home in Iowa. | ing of March 15, 44 B. eam did not But sharing their | as loyal to their land! charge, and she and her six girl intend to go to the senate. The con- | common life and their discomfort and that to open the doors to general revision at the coming tHande fined $5 each. Mr. and Mrs. W. M. Touhy have | spirators, however, sent Brutus, | danger in the trench special session would interfere seriously, if not tstally,| “Now if the husband was earning |moved into the A.M. ‘Thompson | Comet ctos friend, to urge him. | those with the prospects of farm relief. It has been suggested | that poker money by the sweat of his | home. Caesar shook af as Se hat it in the confusion of so | brow, if he himself had no money for being reassui iy us. tl congress might run away he Poker or anything else, his complaint TWENTY-FIVE YEARS AGO hall, his statue fell from its pedestal PUHRE RGIS oe rn eee | tiigtioga dusclied) MSbngaiietne | HE. Reade hes been in Pago tbls [oe ee rolling and what-not to further clutter up deliberations, says “her earnings.” Things have| week arranging for the firemen’s} Outside the door, an acquaintance so tha, the farmer and the consumer might both be certainly come to a pretty pass when | tournament this coming summer. j handed him a scroll. On it was writ- left holding the bag. ® husband can complain of what his ten a list of all the conspirators. Incidentally, the leadership of the president 1s involved wife does with “her earnings.” Still,| Mrs. Josie C. Aurland, grand Caesar thought it was a petition, and : a Pp many a wife would and does com-;worthy matron, O. E. 8., was the placed it with his other papers, in the situation. ‘To save his prestige he must confine plain about what a husband does | guest of Mr. and Mrs. Arnold for a] Once inside the Senate chamber, congress to such program as he may lay down, and he he would, if elected, at once attempt to provide agri- culture with the relief it was seeking. ‘There are upwards of 4000 commodities in the tariff schedules of the present law and it is easily conceivable jth best ways to treat @ cold and prevent serious com- plications. Use common sense in opening your window for ven- tilation. Young adults who are strong and robust may Profit by tho practice. This, however, is not necessarily #0 of children, of the aged, and of many of all ages who @re not particularly rugged or are susceptible to colds Gnd drafts, Be comfortable with the window open. Physical com- fort should invariably be your rule governing sleeping Toom ventilation. Do not throw open your window in cold, inclement weather and retire with chattering teeth and sleep with a blue nose and genoral discomfort under the mistaken idea that it is healthful, within a few months. A new director was with “his earnings.” Goose and gan- | few days. Caesar was the victim of his good i finish it. Something like «Tt hes beon found that ordinary window leakage can! nes pronounced for limited changes now in the tariff, | der, T guess, fellowship. Se took advantage the | lion dollars hed ‘eaupply 160 times the amount of air phange needed per xk * Rev. S. A. Danford, Jamestown, was | of his affability té-gather around him e do say that Joseph Kennedy, “person, so that an open window may prove @ danger “MARRIAGE MARKET TOWNS” |in the city today, a guest of his |to talk and Jest. Then, daggers were | the superficial barriers young man who popped into # a of draft, instead of a heal WAR ON BAD ENEMY There are 57 “marriage market | brother-in-law, A. T. Patterson. drawn from under Senatorial togas. fame over night, was ' Ricaeatane prep bomepea vg ee practice. When, ! ‘rhe people of the United States aro determined to| towns” in 29 states, accordl —- There was one which Caeser,.dying, for instance, rmometer is flirting with zero and eradicate tuberculosis from the domestic animals of the | Russell Sage Foundation re B. P. Tilden, formerly employed at | is said to have resented & ten-mile wind {s blowing from the north, the leakage of air into the room between the sash and casement @nd between the upper and lower windows would be } about 60 cubic feet per minute with the window closed. particularly— the capitol, is visiting friends here | it was wielded by Brutus, his friend. country. The report of the secretary of agriculture says after an absence of several years, Daily Lenten Public sentiment supports the work 50 admirably that | its total marriages from out: i a opposition has become largely of local and transitory | Own license district. Most of TEN YEARS AGO d liver 8. Morris, St. Paul, arrived | > ture. marriages were performed by J. fe) , fa = ge eg agony Now, an ordinary adult requires for respiration about 1-3 | who would do the plain job fo today to become ‘secretary of the Thought Of @ cubIé foot of alr per minute. pipe purpores of res. |. EA8t year the federal government spent $4,653,000 and | with an extra $3 thrown in if the li- ‘state industrial commission, q ° A IN NEW YORK uaiea the states put up more than $13,000,000. ‘That was a lot “kept out of the paper. : ze Piration, the leakage around a closed window will supply of money, but ra was less than the cost of # battleship, | Ministers and J. Dr. G. A. McFarland, deputy state} By WILLIAM E. GILROY, D. D. New York, March 15.—The “Big | was +i him with about 180 times the amount of air necessary. it 4 ;|ting money with taxi drivers for | superintendent, went to Baldwin to-| (Editor ef the Congregationalist) ” gossip. . . . They’ tell me the t But to promote circulation of air in the room, and to | 2¢ W8! ® true measure of defense, also, for in tuberculosis bringing the couples to them. day to address a consolidated school | Love is the deepest thing in human Ventilate in a satisfactory manner, hygienists have set a|W° Nave ® known enemy whose warfare is continuous} Well, what, about it? ‘The founda- | rally, life and the highest thing in Chris- and deadly, tion neglects to cite the evils of this tian fellowship. But love is vague fact. Tropes. enables kids below] Charles Leissman returned today | and. formless until it finds expres-| of age to married without parental} from Fargo where he attended a sion; and its most effective expres- ‘There will be gold at the end of the rainbow if you consent. It probably makes the re~ | meeting of the state board of regents. | sions are in sacrifice and service. save it while on your way there. marriage of divorced couples Sactifice and service, through the But still, marriage ts marriag nd | Governor Frazier yesterday signed jeyes of love, enlarge and intensify about the same when done in one | Senate Bill 157 which, when it goes |our vision so that we are able to see way and place as another! into effect July 1, will deprive of their things in our fellow men that we had | Editorial Comment ee & status ds official newspapers more | never seen. before. There is a very ‘HILD PROT! 10ON than 100 North Dakota publications. | effective illustration of this in the ex- ‘Two small goat herders, brother and —_——-———_—— Perience of that young American uni- GREEN PASTURES sister, were found frozen to death in TOO MUCH, IF ANY Pte Press) deep drifts in Russia. They had : perished in trying to herd goats out] The Spatts had been at it again. ‘The grass is always greener across the fence in the | of the storm, ‘The little item may be] “And Purheenor said irs. ® cockney regiment, other pasture. So say the cynic, the failure, the knocker Just » reminder that child life ever what would standard of from 25 to 30 cubic feet of air per minute for each person. ‘This is a very liberal allowance, With @ leakage of 60 cubic fect per minute around a closed window under the conditions mentioned, we atill have twice the amount of air required to ventilate the room ‘when occupied by one person, or an ample supply for two persons. Let it be clearly understood, however, that it is not Qdvocated as a general proposition that Persons sleep ‘with the windows closed. This merely points out that in cold weather there is no necessity for opening the win- dows to any considerable extent under the false im- Spatt, concluding her long tirade many Pression that this practice is necessarily desirable or | and the ne'‘er-do-well. In saying this they are satisty- where is not protected as it is in our |“ou estat y 3 riffraff, or at least as the dealthful. ing themselves of what they want to be, and excusing | own country, mand some of a ‘ate band eran crane el > hae pays element of a great city. | themselves for what are. cate Sind coggeatageg with ee pine poser sane ‘All things er ae home town is the best | Child labor legislation might indicate But do not make a fetish or a fad of open window ven- : tilation. Do not boast to your friends that your window esi Soe ce rs alg pat : ‘ . The Prodigal Son thought another pas- | OUR BOARDING HOUSE : By Ahern ture was greener, but had to live among the swine. - Remember this: : brakeman in . i “Well, my dear,” her husband re- that we have a few things to learn on |torted, wearily, “I can truthfully say the subject, too! you are a lot of wife.”—Tit-Bits, — | his new environment and aE fF igi i i ti : the other fellow in the other town is voicing a certain with the town but with the point of view. Saying that f > ‘The usual number : Siri Tekecndcematees ated pees | EF kam, Nou RaLLeD we Mone 7 EGAD fo Ge um-mee-Z) la tan, arvana » Now he announces | make ive cr! catch. Luck THAN A PAIR OF PHONY Dice fs TAKE CARE M'LAD, ww » Wi Se eetete on onset went len ton a len ace ottsens we Ti" ART. GALLERY SOLD YOUR Nou BORDER on "rumored that he can Pasture here as green as any other, turning ‘PUTTY STATUE OF MODER NW AND BLACK= you're interested, he use: ith false notions 1 i ' : EXTORTio! of Point, ordinary India ink, and a small microscope, | THs can be done i a eeeth a Teites of success, A CHIMP WHo'D Buy A DeseRT minAGE [oJ EXTRRTON BUR Eanes % ea " ND od i “hy Pantiular credit to a man how many towns He PAID $50. eR 1m SIME. A he has lived in, bi “run,” ‘TH’ GALLERY “loolx TeN PERCENT flow many Jobs he has hel Tie tenn wore wie -COMMI6SION | uy COUNTING TH? ZZ CASH PRIZE You Wo, HAT MAKES $95. You MADE ON TH" DEAL fu (TyeKEEP THE Ted wee BEING YouR MANAGER AND mee BUT, MIND AGENT, I'M KEEPING OUT $/0. Now, NOT .A WORD FR MY PART IN PROMOTING ‘To THe “MADAM TH" FAIRY ‘TALE Agour You ) assour THE PROFITS BENS A’ FAMous FROM MY ARTISTIC” SCULPTOR FROM WLAND f uw. ~ BESIDES, I'VE HAD You on TH? SPHIDLE WeARLN SIX NEARS Of course, is 80 fine that it cannot be read & microscope; but it is quite legible, once this feat qualifies him for some kind of a although it probably won't be « very However, fame, of « kind, he assuredly IRIFLING SUM OF #0. DT wAl, wERWUM-M- we owe’ You: Pune —- ~~ VERY WELL, DRAT sts i] >E H i i if at i z2 Es if ile i FERRE: I ef i if raed Pl; j tH! lap ele i t E i Le t world, that he ‘has to the Paris m Matin a |. be wouldn't tem ,