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; ‘ THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE H a ee] HY?FRTROPHISTS ALL emu geen eee ° * A he Bismarck ‘Iribune WY PRTROPHISTS ALL «|| Well, Well! At Last Mother's Succeeded in Getting Father to Church! | entist to the disease which afflicts “anyone ERO ROC THE STATES ULUGSI NEWSPAPER fanatical in his love for a particular sport.” He describes (Established 1873) it as a growth. This undoubted!y represents an advance in science, but oD. Gen GhMTON AT tbe Gonetrite arcs it will not detract from the enthusiasm of a fan to know what ails him when he is shouting himself hoarse at a ‘football game in which his team is winning. Neither will [his calling it a disease cause golfers to trade their vags $2.2» /0f clubs for a tennis outfit. 1a} Devotion to a particular sport is almost a national | characteristic of the American People. Hence, they must +++ 9% | be a race of hypertrophists. That individual is rare who steccccese BME | divides his love equally between two or more ‘Sports. i state, per yea: ........... a »| However, does it not follow naturally, logically and sci- , in state three years for . ED AY ANE 2s er . ne ie> seececcccseses President and Publisher: / yeu! ues LEADING THE FRAYER TO-DAY, for:a few minutes and let cool before using. Place in a large salad bowl, using two forks to toss about and aye |entifically that those who devote themselves to a par- mail, outside of North Dakota. j Heular phase of literature, art, music, work or iced | weet tetes cesta sec eese cesses cr eneeeees 150 ‘are equally unbalanced? Those afflicted with a mania r Member Audit Bureas of Circulation lice one of the several branches of sport will suspect that | Member of The Associated Press the discoverer of inypertrophy was talking in self-defense cr to ease his own mind when he concluded that the Associated Press 1s exclusively entitied to the use | supaniantions ot all news phen dirin credited to | mental hypertrophists suffer fewer ill effects from the | Hot Otherwise credited in this newspaper ano als | disease than do the physical hypertrophists. The forme: | sella ot cea pee Mageicod yrekicss \sre, it may be said, delightfully unbalanced, while the | right republicat ma latter are victims of corns, bunions, boils, sore throats. | SEEN . a athletic hearts and charley-horses. | Foreign epresentatives That new human malady, however, will not keep one of : G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY |ihe millions of football enthusiasts away from Satur- | , : ; ay White Pulpy Gums : NEW YORK .... Fifth Ave. Bldg |day’s game and will not make organized baseball a losing , ; prunes, Question: I. J. K. asks: ar wee DETROI1 | business next season. Before that will come about the a i ‘ ; a Luneh—Cucum! = Leen quits?” te ween vee waits, f Kresge Bidg discoverer of hypertrophy will have to do some mission- Nn \ a 0 , expecially if washed in cold water. R ary work in those universities and colleges where com- és dg M4 F i : Ainge tincture myrrah any value (Official City, State and ty Newspaper) pulsory physical training is deemed necessary to prevent , Ze y = yi ~ ———$—$—$—$— fh l in remedying this?” ANOTHER “OOD START pemerndelet tied LaS TE : ‘ : : Earnestness figuratively equivalent to the term “full | CRIMINALS AND LAWYERS i ‘steam ahead” ries the Soe aa bes hao ine A Boston pastor, discussing crime and criminals in a ‘Rual meeting, the addresses re and the program jrecent Sunday evening sermon, remarked that no lawyer ‘Was laid down as the chart for the year's activities of | Dee ganiat, j should try to get an acquittal for a man he knows to be TAL f 7 (iii ii i] Wednesday Breakfast—Small dish of whole- { wheat mush, crisp bacon, Melba toast, | develops from an excess of acidity in stewed raisins. ietik hg bart ie the digestion should é Lunch—Orange a alkaline. your dentist about iit, Wake thee Caer ee any local remedies to be applied to * Plant, carrots, salad of raw |the gums, and change your diet to | | j spinach, dish of junket. correct the real trouble. ei guilty. ‘With such a program to guid? the association's efforts | To the ordinary layman that sounds like good sense. to make this a bigger and better city, substantial progress | Yet the thing happens every day, in every city in the 4s bound to be made. The vigorous-spirited character Of tang. There never yet was a criminal with money who ae teen ment enlisted to tiring the program to fruition | +24 unable to get a good lawyer. mesures that. They have a way of going after some-| oO, course, the thing isn’t quite as simple as it sounds. | f thing and not stopping short of attaining their goal. The There are many cases where there are mitigating cir- orn and poultry shows are but two of the outstanding cumstances to a man’s guilt, and such a man is entitled ;developments the business men in the association have to have a lawyer plead his case for him. But it happens brought about. Thursday Non-Mucous Foods Breakfast—French omelet on melba | Question: M. 8. H. asks: “Will you toast, stewed figs. kindly publish a list of non-mucus- Lunch—Baked sweet potatoes, | forming foods? I have catarrah in cooked celery, salad of shredded let- tuce, Dinner—Vegetable soup, roast beef, Fresh fruits and non- Grated turnips and beets baked to- | starchy vegetables can be truly con- often enough that a man who richly deserves prison is ~ i gether in a shallow pan, prune whip. | sidered non-mucus-forming foods, Projects could be devised than to put the community erned by his fee. And that is one of the chief reasons i AME RICAN ‘ob way Produce more catarrahal mucus seg through, establish an nbn brad fig put Bis-| tor the Prevailing distrust of our courts. ( HILDREN | Y on Those belted a aged to ca- | marck on the sky map, further develop the way syS- a F2 tarrah should use only small amounts {tems in and out of the city, cultivate Bismarck's trade The Minnesota university basketball team must have & “Olive Roberts Barton | H | ST O Boe at enka eae jes es | territory and increase efforts to obtain conventions for) contracted a severe cold when the? were defeated by ©1928 by NBA Service.ine. | JANUARY 25 Dinner—Jellied tomato consomme, Paralytic Stroke the city. These are the association's major projects for] the North Dakota university cagers early in the season. ‘ | 1818—Univeraty of Virginia estab- é ALLENE SUMNER. |oroited filet of sole, , aspara- Question: BG H. writes: “Four A i . y “ ” .| Often it is difficult for nis to ished. sateen fa gus, sliced tomatoes on lettuce, no | Years ago & paralytic stroke 1929, ft im-| Tbey lost their sixth “warm up” game to Indiana re pee |1898—Battleship Maine entered Ha-| 4 novel, which the author admits | Seesert which left my left eye almost blind. Searcely of lesser scope are the minor projects of im. cently. agree on the manner of bringing up | -vana harbor. is the fi and of his Is ti any known remedy that will iproving the traffic and parking ordinances, win industries b thelr children, but it 1s still more | 1994 sine explosion at Cheswick, |!§," Pie Sr Msacrenben ay Saterday sas: let sore indie! for the city, work out with the Park board the beautifica- To lose contro} of your car, drive with one hand difficult, sometimes, for grandmothers | Pa. killed more than 200 surprising, especially when the author | with Answer: The surest remedy for or » tion of the city, enlarge the city’s entertainment pro- skip a monthly payment. and mothers to agree. miners. is @ man as in the case with such an toast. dissolving a bloog clot is to take a 2 stam as a center for her trade territory and bring about Grandmothers are apt to say, “I @ Daas” ay hing OnE We tem lettuce. blood renters th enntene oe | nana acetic ” nove! i ass the lighting of the Memorial bridge. You can get most anything in a drug store these days, |*NOW. for I have already brought up | BARBS || Dreiser. Dreiser explains that the| Dinner—Rosst mutton, mashed | Of coagulated blood, and the pressure |} Some of these minor items will require a good deal of including one-half cent stamps. one family.” And mothers are likely jbo is based on his “love for three | squash, cooked lettuce, string bean |of this clot is thus removed from the steam to put them through. They will have to unravel to answer, and rightly, “It is my job Outstanding in the day's news is bse St: salad, grape . “oboe a eine — This is the situati: dally the traffic and| , . . < ; ins | #0d I'l have to learn.” It dvertisement in the Clinton ie same question pops up. y paralysis can cured. I.have some very tangled situations. Especially . Take pains with your work oz you will get pains |“ ’ apa taaikes Meas Daily Item of a “Scotch Con- | What do the women themselves think known of some cases getting well Parking proposals. To get those through of themselves cut of it. mothers could raise two families, = ‘of it? D'Annunzio wrote the detailed without fasting, where the blood | would be an achievement of crowning character. To get ; however, we wonder if the second |cert and Ball,” at which the enter- \itory- iat Hid love >attale wie lovely able “to ‘abeutt the. clot while ae ‘an industry is another big task. President Taylor had Auto fenders can't see. oe be faded off than Stearey bereaved ita ee given by “a wee oehare 5 patient was ons reine gi + an't see. isn't each cl & new experiment? ve . { “ “s happy idea when he suggested that something like this Are any two children alike? Is it eave : nal abet tp Heer nis are ‘might be achieved by developing existing industries too. Possible to use precisely the same riabepear hy oti pee sal z je—only = ° “He mentioned expansion of baking here. Too much e resets Mie A alg she bers podea the pekinman probably| HOW ABOUT GIRLS bread, he said, is coming in. poe should bake the Editorial Comment ‘When Grandma lives with the fam- |were just a lot of bear stories, es Bate vet, oon esr use their 7 ‘supply for the whole Slope country. ee | ity aie is ting tobe: very unhaney < ee a t / ‘ | Towns and cities sometimes overlook opportunities at WESTERN FLIERS a ea allows her daughter's or her | 2 Eee lobe eee thi Head bepdlererlorydicaet Mats ante r their very doors, if not actually inside. The suggestion (Sunset Magazine) aughter-in-law's method of train-jcther day. Maybe there ot | They aay. diadiilon & AE more than ry w of compensation | magnifying the baking busin have touched) The Far West has been given credit for starting a good'| ‘78 the children to disturb her. oh aes oe |men. They may refuse, even for sweet “~ iad aes ied fe many things, as indeed it should. When frontiers are}, If she does she will see things daily | after all. ! publicity’s sake, to tell exactly who something of that kind here in Bismarck. If it did it is rolled back it is always the adventurers the forward- | ‘h#* are going to put a strain on her oe ithe men were, but that they are to the city to put it over. Everybody should help. nd fortitude and patience But wise/ It’s a high pressure age. If you can id looking men and women who do the rolling, and those are hi . | @ny less reluctant to make commercial | Pavrolis mean life and growth to a city. Everybody has/ the people to whom beginnings come naturally, Piet Incidentally decree reer pier ans make a better world will beat a peti {capital out of a sweeping em ha stake in the home town’s welfare. neers in empire building may be counted on to be pio- sepa deere » pney (othet 2 ve- |experience is doubtful, or isn’t it? i ; ‘ neers in other fields as well, history has demonstrated | !€ar to close their eyes to things of jto vour door suggesting improve f are as “ So it has happened that the Pacific coast, just as it is Have in the past been noted for the intelligent applica-| furthering aviation today, was the place in which the Pap espero Serre eae ! eine aoe anes bags rey. ieee ee tion of these qualities to both their own business and lied ee ee serstng Paani ae - It 1s better to allow mothers to at- |Now what this country needs is @ {Art School of Cooper Union, went to Grererss affairs of the city, commercially, industrially and . tend to the training of the children. |dirigible named Miami, St. Peters-| Africa to find style designs and buy the real fighting arm. Rockwell field, California, was the jmunicipally. It would be difficult to make a selection cradle of army aviation. At that experimental station | if @ little , is impending, that burg or Jacksonville to cruise over) up some native costumes. She Our Yesterdays 82%. PLAYING LOW CARD ON for leadership that would not hit on a live, go-getting| were developed the intrepid fliers who made the aviation| 5 the time I'd advise Grandma to | California. Ports that buying the costume i worker. The directors chosen to administer the affairs| section of the signal corps of the United States army |™&ke ® few long-put-off calls. And | apreaen ‘WINNING CK A! Kikuyu woman in Nairobi was a; BLOOKING SUIT cs . es if she has to let off a little indignant | It is proposed to make false teeth|be a month's job by ti FORTY YEARS AGO | bf the association, which implies the welfare of the city, ini sefedgl str Sees ma vig Range oat steam, dear soul, it would be an excel- jfrom steel. Suppose now all the den- ; Parts were assembled. North (Dummy)— Sherefore have the merit of being dependable, forceful, poli ere army air corps. guiding ep! Pres tent idea for one of the calis to be ;tists will be installing riveting ham- s f aa ei ’ lenthu tireless men. It follows that Bismarck is; One after another, you may check the names of the trae ee who is ype ight, 1929, NEA Service, Inc.) acai SAQ (Bound to get results from their activities this year. officers who are leaders of today’s fighting fliers and ‘woud he food thing, of pyzight, 1920) Mr. and Mrs. 8, E. Kepler of Daw- a8ebe “The annual meeting was a splendid gathering together | YO" Will find that an extraordinarily large proportion of of course, fron: for everyone concerned if young SHAKE BEFORE USING— ef the business wisdom of the city. What should be sexe Sha Se etn ocean te as mnckners and erineomers could have} “Dick is all right if you know how A het eae i ly Jone in succeeding years is to have a larger attendance | would scarcely be seen in, and stunted them and experi- owe the ie pa e tie as a baccarat le who have to ta rend ab vet jet the ladies present. ‘They are a tremendous asset in|Mented with them—and learned by bitter experience the Problem; but these | eae Tectia mt ie ’ i son, are the guests of friends in the city. should be without emotion, and not be labeled like a bottle of medicine.” bp H ’ }eivic movements and they now occupy such a place in Hen aiage eammcap tiie Se nae hacia ore to the/ during the excitement of & crisis as! —Tit-Bits. JAPANESE ONES Bociety, politics and business that they can hardly with : : i Such things are apt to be. Japanese department stores : SAME It is bad for children to overhi rug-making ind: in Africa | Plain that their customers Profit be left out of such schemes of betterment and WHAT HAPPENS TO KILLERS these arguments, particularly "if | mm be traced back to the days before | Wear “foreign clothes’ ane year } . as the Association of Commerce typifies. A lit- (Minneapolis Journal) Grandma is taking their part. It {the Roman occupation when the Ber- |—that the little Japanese ite of their enthusiasm for a finer and larger city might ne Bas the ee en paar Se eyeins shakes jail in their mother's judg- | bers, dnsaired by Asiatic art, made the short skirts, low ‘be amiss—if their been wing records of homicidt ment and lermines respect for dis- | carpets designs and colorings sim- | Sleeves of Occidental elem peneny) Ap thie. foms,.of wing holders have been victims. “ne purpose was to ote wht dine, "be ets ery bad ting |i to the ores at the present | wintery Not as much has happened to them as might be sup- the long. tan. Hep by. pene pee. RELATIVE FAME Posed. Or rather, not as much happened to them as question about the advantage which one man,|to them as a distressed ci has come to fe efession, has over another in the tite to enduring | One hundred md aise alt tea am OUR BOARDING HOUSE ‘Was revived for discussion by a debate between an jomicide. ‘and a statesmen as to how short is the fame of a One killer was executed, among the hundred and forty- man compared with that of a writer. It is fair to point out that thirty-two of the 146 were Z [One instance cited was that of Sir Robert Peel, who for | found to have been justified. This left 114 as murdeen,| EARHERE SACOB HooPLE, BY GOLLY MISS | : RcH,~ IF 17S F - Years filled an immense space in English life, but |i" some degree. | ASA DIAMOND RING A cHurcH, 2 fale a ed ea thtvon, with no wrtien| never indicted. ‘OF tee forgets, Westie Gee! A NOU GAVE ME LAST A oc. wit You, diamond tricks, mitted suicide; fifteen were never apprehended; and) i FEBRUARY, OA AAS eight were freed for lack of evidence. ENGAGEMEAT oF an Og Ma EE cry Fe ees SOME SORT !—~ fica ; ma HEARING FROM Goon FRIENDS! YoU ONLY oNcE “GUESS You'RE DURING “HE YEAR } mettia<T AIT Td’ MARRY” tian who wonder st eee tee Lae ae TWINK IT BEST WE 4 ype. —< sort A WISE ARRANGEMENT > wet BYGONES BE } oF A BIRD oF (Grand Forks Herald ; “BYGONES!} PASSAGE, trong commendation cannot be given the course f Judge Janso: ib disposing of the case of the Em- 1S ALL RIGHT wr mel—~ case seems hardly conclusive. Robert Peel will live long in the biographies of TMM g Hi ve Ee ii ff i SET F Yet as the founder of the London police sys- | whose “bobbies” and “peclers” are monuments to 7 H le