The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, October 16, 1928, Page 4

a a EY PAGE FOUR THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE H Tri Simply because there are bumper crops everywhere, _ The Bismarck Tribune from Canada to Argentine. Nature is bountiful end The Fight for the Covers! hie STATED OLDRST Nene ape kind this year; and the result is that the men who de- 7 - fi (Established 1873) pend on nature’s bounty are going brcke. ’ Sees! That simple fact testifies more eloquently than any- s " ¥ Published by tho Bismarck Tribune Company, Bis |thing else to the fact that we need to do something marek, N. Da and entered at the postoffice at Bis | shout the farm situation. Sumething is badly out of George D. Mann ...... v++s+ President and Publisher |JoIt somewhere when a year of plenty is a year of —_——oOoOoOoOoOoOoOOO | want. At some place in our economic machine we e Daily Wy cartier sar case ble in Advance $7.20 have quite perverted the natural order of things. , per“ 7:20 pee eer Y tay ie eal ee yas FOUNTAINS OF YOUTH (in state outside Bisrharck) Ponce de Leon, centuries ago, went stumbling through 4 eeu iatiy eared us rare Pete oeeenil cultsive of North the Florida lowlands looking for a fountain whose 2 mavater, ia, probably one of ithe || De McCoy will gladly anewer t Weekly by mail, in state per year ..... 1.00 | waters would give everlasting youth. , ' man. We. find reference to its use a to him, Be ee ee eae tniota 269) Today a group of our greatest physicians is tackling $ , . / in the earliest medical literature, and Weekly by mail. outside of North Dakota. j.50|the same problem. They are in New York instead of a) in studies of Toe A ae Raye, Wee Florida, and they don’t expect to find any rippling \ Hebrews and Persians all employed kite _—_—_——$— | waters with miraculous powers; but the general goal Member of The Associated Press is the same. These doctors are trying to find out if 4 The Associated Press 1s exclusively entitled to the/ there is not some way by which they can stave off water in the treatment of di ie. 9 The Chinese have records of using} to use large quantities between water for treating disease at least| meals, thus not Lee with the -- eee i ; ee e M5 700 years before Christ, During the] digestion of food, and being as- eit ot Woe ciherwiae creaited ter thi Paeupsbar aad old age. . t “ greatest years of ancient Sparta,| sured of an adequate eupply, for the i the focal news of spontaneous origin published} To date they are a bit discouraged. Dr. Alfred Cohn, - i ag : <1 cold bathing Was made obligatory by body to use in carrying off excess ‘ : nevcin All rights of republication of all other mat | of the medical research department of the Rockefeller : . Be ee tee AT seaenkie' bata ia GENE | oat © wiles: 1 ‘ercin are also reserved. Insitute, reports that after all, a man is as old as his \ , Ft vaytholoay. “s should be asd and if doubt ex- ‘i tati arteries, and that nothing much can be done about it. . : He Hippocrates, the Father of IModi-| ists as to the purity of the water it G. Loe PAYNE COMPANY It is the nature of the human body to wear out, and ' \y cin, "employed Mit an the ees is Gbtdid ales ples sig te eee - ‘ ‘i trac i ment of fevers, ulcecs, hemorrhuges | water is GaGa YORK --- Fifth Ave. Bide, rROIT es pete ae as miraculous as Ponce \ ° h and a variety of maladies, le evi-| minerals and bacterial mie: ag Tower Bid; Kresge Bldg. fv ed lg ° y 4 7 . dently understood the phenomena of | isms, 0 e- We are inclined—some of us, at least—to fear old Y 5 i " é reaction after a cold ptunge, and he —_—_ (Official City, State and County Newspaper) age almost as much as we fear death. The ideal life, 4 TY, <9 \ prescribed friction rubbing to re- noeergre ) ae wed wit ee | for an American, is a strenuous one. We hate to think C <x Sa rails 6 Fin, dearer te 1 Site boy a ‘Tingworm WHERE LAW IS NARROW — of the day when we shall have to things easy. 5 / was 8 torian, the bath ‘ou: wae as the ex-| over his head. I have ing An 86-year-old man appeared in the police court at |The comfortable chair by the fire is a fine thing, but : zs * ee clusive method of treatment curing | iodine, but it does not seem to chee! Boston the other day to answer to a charge of vagrancy. | not for a steady diet. z y 4 ao great J of Rome's Laser 3 awn you please advise me what The old chap was about done for. He was a Vermont | But our slant on the subject is all wrong. The fire- - get d a high tet ar aevalopment| sabe: Answer: Any ere or drug- i stonecutter by trade, but age and ill health had weak- | side armchair can be a great place, even for the adven- ~ oa came so ‘Trequsnted by the ople| gist should be able to give you a ened him so that he could work no longer. Homeless |turesome. No man ever does half the things in real fe My : Boat oie Popularity of = Homan yee! 2 Se ee en een ea ¢ and penniless, he had drifted to. Boston, hoping to be |life that he does in his mind. Idle reveries can be : " Saaiitar ie nein Pi Lor cle RL like hayes Mga sent to jail for the winter so he might have a bed and|the scene of brave explorations, daring sallies, fear- . ean TES One ctr | Co nettle aatitee wile eunkes ‘ something to eat. haunted retreats. f bathing devices—cold water baths,|the ringworm possible. diet All of this he explained to the judge, who listened/ What do we do with our lives, anyhow? We spend =: 5 hot and steam rooms, hot and| must be corrected just the sympathetically and prepared to sentence the man to|a good share of the time in making a living, of course, , ee maine loung- ba ti ice eee min acre. three months in jail. and a good deal in recreation; but for any man who is G oie ’ bo ; The Arabian physicians, who were| A real cure is internal and not e: Then, however, it developed that the old man had not | anything more than a clod, the most important thing es i x robably the most learned men dur-| ternal. If you will send your lived in Boston for 30 years. Under the law, there-|is the effort to discover his own place in the world : F [rfid ttle Paper ral [ben cpl Att fore, he could not be found guilty of vagrancy. The}and to get an inkling of the secrets of life and death. curing fevers and many “Othe ‘ais, Eeuniped ental) et will be glad to police were obliged to turn him loose—to wander off | These are the great adventures; and age and an easy eases, you my article “Fasting and nobody knew where, and to do nobody knew what. chair give them the best atmosphere. phat hat of Lert modern sees peste ee ii eae At first glance this looks like just another common} Painstakingly, we piece together the clues experience inj ved | ii i brit: the applications of water tocay “rrtll re greet case of legal hair-splitting. But it is something more | has given us; and now and then we get a hint of the : executive litieal job stanyatg olber bs fara: Citective as" they were Herc sant ¥ hat Bre the. ftents than that. It is a symptom of the way a great many | answer. We forget the easy pessimism of youth and woman. She will also furnish fuel | and can be more scientifically ap-| of preparing them?” things are done by a great many of lis in this year of | the dry doubt of middle age. We are high adventurers, to the argument over whether wom- | plied with our increased knowledge| Answer: A potato contains only enlightenment, 1928. seeking the shore that no man has ever quite reached ‘ of tee ees One of eae satis of water for Boih nithout menor “hoe shin, Mast of us are pretty well-intentioned. We would | alive. The emotions of Columbus, Magellan and Drake 9 Ss w_.5 Mrs. Nellie Taylor Ross was | cleansing the body is the plain wart is prol a al the best way ot cooking really like to live by the Golden Rule, if only it were | are ours. cm eocatleodeb obi aa Wyoming ee pilobrht enema. One a a usually Sone oh see eAosipes along not so hard. We would really like to be kind to the] Ponce de Leon failed, and modern doctors, as Dr. Ieee GMMMAte ne Gag: 7 | ctuoid ioe Geen tiene oa se aita'l rine CLG GRILL Tas eneat fa Eva helpless, to relieve misery, to treat strange unfortun-|Cohn says, may fail also. But we needn't Be afraid. By RODNEY DUTCHER the handsome silver-haired delegate the Republican AUP agen Aas Reta aisorders, end 1 Niiratted pel dpa trier thay :: ates as our brothers. Age, with its fireside quiet and its chance to make| w, (NEA Sersice Writer) from Alaska. Dan's campaign took| feated for reelection in Texas in| continued until the patient has en-|is the next best method. If fri But most of the time it is too much trouble. We|one last inquiry into the mystery of mysteries before ya pate ‘A im from Seattle way up north to| 1926, after an unhappy experience | tirely recovered. tatoes are ever used they should i s : ry ce tional Woman’s Party, which has| Nome and from there up the Yukon | as povernor. Since many of the impurities of “French” fried, and great care prepare to act and find that our hands are tied. We|death comes to solve it for us, is nothing to dread. opened up a ear in New York] river by boat to Fairbanks, where rs, Florence A. Knaj the body are eliminated through the | should be taken in their preparation 4 are not big enough or wise enough to cut the bonds to defeat Governor Alfred E. Smith | important votes are to be had. tethiy of state for New York and| pores (of the akin, it is, advisable | to see/thst wo gions ts(obeartad'ta- of habit and inertia. So we retain our good intentions, Ma i ceteecs: apparently entered | | Everywhere the river | boat | recently spent a month in jail as a|that we use frequent sponge or| to the potato, ‘The potato should be and the person we intended to help gets it in the neck, Editorial C t Be political arena cineply becaes i i sppea aba, tas bau A Kot! result of some of her performances | shower baths to keep the skin clean| peeled and cut into strips and dl EY ommen ight. off and made a speech. is Demo-| in office. Both Mrs. Knapp and|and the pores open. Every man,| dropped into hot olive oil or one of regardless. The party paraded up to Herbert | cratic opponent is George B. Grigs-| Mrs, Ferguson have lost thei woman and child should take at] the vegetable oils, such as Crisco or Consider this Boston episode. The judge-on the Hoover's office some time ago and | by, who was seated briefly as Alas-! litical potency. ei ‘PO | Teast two of these sponge or shower | Mazola., It is important that the Dench, the prosecutor and the policeman were all sin- ane nies egaauit yeas pooreeanet ee er = ledges birt eri eras ps baths daily, ‘When cool or cold wa-| outside Yt the potato be browned cerely anxious to help the pitiable old wanderer. Not! ane 75-year-old twin ean ob Gen Charles Henry | tights under the law everywhere and| according to word here, got started ? IN NEW YORK | plier lied nee rsachas a aqui 20 that f Cie will soak one man in the court where he was arraigned wanted | Montgomerie y Agramonte heard that their father had | at the same time prevent any legis-| late and couldn’t get through the sibility of a weakening effect. lot | drained of all grease in a sieve. him to continue in his misery. celebrated his ninety-eighth birthday on the porch of lation designed for the~protection rising ice in the river. So he flew} ®—— ¥. on 0. | tub baths afe enervating and should| Question: R. K. asks: Is there Yet, in the end, he might as well have been sur-|his home in Popotla, near Mexico City, with many a|9f Women in industry and business. | by airplane into the interior. New York, Oct. 16.—The same|not be used except in rare cases|a way of keeping one’s ears from poaudad:by ‘efierten! friend and with the words: “All my life I have drunk | Hoover was polite, but turned the) The principal campaign issue|Park avenue that splurges in|) where it seems advisable to bring| sticking out es it calivas: cacanlo-atceutthag: thalunct gud Bourbon whiskey and I haven't got through yet.” delegation down rather flatly. centers on assumption of territorial | $25,000-a-year apartments = also| about a bodily relaxation, A clean| Answer: The ears may be trained 4 Nevertheless, perhaps because of | powers by federal officials. Suther-| bickers over the purchase of three body inside and out cannot be a sick| to grow closer to the head by wear- seeing to it that the old man got relief. Everybody | pt? "Rit, sons paler tiy pal by cable from |its friendship for Senator Charlie | fand favors the controller bill, which | bananas. Maye ee ing bandages around the head. at wanted to—but there was an idiotic legal technicality | (except on holidays), is a patent attorney for Oilman | Uitte the, militant ladies promptly | would define the duties of both| | The same Park avenue that, pre-| | Ordinarily, I think it wise for al night. It is comparatively easy to in the way; and-everyHody knows that this nation | Edward L. ‘Doheny. He has fought all) over the face declared for Hoover. They're bitter | classes, forbid federal officers to} sents to the world a few blocks in| person to drirk whatever water he| train the ears closer to the head in ny g id oe ti of the earth—in the Civil, Cuban and Crimson wars against Smith because he has cham-| hold territorial jobs and perhaps end | which extravagance reaches its apex, |is thirsty for, but during warm|the case of a child, but of course stands second to none in its respect for the law. So in the India niutiny, in the Maori cinmurrection in Mew, Pioned various measures for female ja long conflict. While her husband| also presents to the world a few| weather it secms advisable, in addi-| takes a much longer time to accom- the old chap was out of luck. Zealand. ' protection in New York state. But|campaigns far away, Mrs. Suther-| blocks wherein thrift reveals its| tion to your regular water drinking, | plish results with an adult. One of these days we'll learn that good intentions eo gic also mista id be i Savion jengun z charge of the Riser ds id ee Pa that A g : of feminine prot ion. In a repo. jus virtually represe; a ime, irk avenue that pays ii i * are not enough. Not enough? They're worse than slutty of the National Industrial Confer-| here during the congressional recess, millions fort§ts ladies’ luxuries also |*%¢ Vecetables and fruits, the fish) trade had been cornered by Tam peibing at all: Of course, iti may have beens great] ic (Sivelana Pata roenigd ae se Bae Ie 1919, which the He- wes ed its pennies for its ladies neces-| traded in.” Here, from squalid side| solace to the old stonecutter, as he wandered off to / akespeare’s | publican National Committee attrib) The Republican campaign offices | siti ; streets come the tired women and| St. Louis people are glad_ the meet whatever variety of starvation, weariness and eareree eaten of the peer sete toad: Hee ee ee one finds that oe apiate all te Washington. ps al New Bees tte is no street | children with their bags and baskets. | series is over, witty anyway. They loneliness the fates might have in store for him, to/our warty hop-toad is one of tthe prettiest of God's | agreed Here's one paragraph: "| quarters occupy two floors ard rence |. Taken at that point which raises| _*,£eW blocks away women in Paris| can walk past the ball park now remember that the people who sent him away had given | cteatures. And venomous he is not in any measure or} “Women cannot enter industey| additional space in the Barr build-|its arrogant face just beyond the mee tospiiea Fes 2 nritBonsbay ae to 0C0ey Babe Ruth's ier. their best wishes. degree. He does not cause warts; he does not do any- | without steguards additional to] ing, but branches are likely to be| yawning driveways of the new # ber Park avenue the women go on foot, “oe 6 thing inimical to man’s interests. Indeed he is so val-| those provided for men, if they are| found wherever one goes. Hoover’s|Grand Central arches, it expresses i A THE WAR AND TROPICAL DISEASE vable an ally of mankind that the United States bio~| to be equally protected"... . | personal headquarters are out onlevery degree of blatant and glar- |Site Pamved sexnbe .ane| | Then, too, there is the woman J logical survey has deemed it necessary to warn the na-| Special provision is needed to keep| Massachusetts avenue. The South. | ing iuxury. Bt drivers who skirt close to them: | sto went to the butcher shop, asked As the World war recedes farther into history, it is | tion to adopt measures of humane conservation in order | their hours within reason, to pro-| ern division, under Horace Mann, is| Taken at that point where the $|for a pound of liver and told the . , ; heir hi 9 r c : the little Rollos of Jower Park| butcher to be sure and throw in interesting to note that in some ways thi | Rot to destroy him. hibit night employment in factories | in the Munsey Building. The con-|luxury begins to fade into a se- med ir | ae tranny bed one, eat eatin call typos ue rie From some dark, damp place the toad comes oozing| and workshops, and to exclude them | gressional campaign committee is in| quence of blousy tenements, it ex. | avenue have lea: to order their | some vitamins hauffeurs about. eee mN a unostentatiously at about the hour of sunset. F; from those trades offering particular |the Albee Building. The senatorial | presses every degree of straggle and | “ i 5 A mable value to humanity. then on all through the night he eats voraciously the | dangers to women.” campaign committee, the foreign | squalor. widhe, Prince and the pauper live| Three midwestern university pro- | The impetus which the war gave aviation is well| vicious insects which are man’s most persistent ene-| Two more entries in the contest to| language bureau and the radio bp Ties Yet, atrangely enough, neither coms | ners chine, oak tor. Al Bealth the known, The art of building and flying planes made|Mies. Caterpillars and beetle larvae and weevils and| pick the punkest campaign joke:| division are in the Transportation] Park avenue ends today in a| conscious of the other’s presence. T° other day. Which seems to discount far greiter advances than it would have in an equal | /,fevorms and leaf chafers are some of the foes of am months after cover, (or Building. And s0 on. ; sper rasieat Rel Noieyen the | have never seen a pauper from “the Pe obat yel tales cteaaiakgel q ‘ ie farmer which the patient, lumbering toad gobbl mit takes office every bank an There is a general agreement here | colorful side streets o! East 4 ” period of peace, all through the black hours.” At sunrise he goes out factory in the country will be closed | that Assistant Attorney General] Sides not even the vivid and milling | through the. aaien ‘of the Ties ner AS Now comes Hygeia, a health magazine, to remark | of sight again. that the development of tropical medicine was aided more by the war than by any other event in world i 1 | The other is the one about the| opposition in the Senate, the expla-|of a few.blocks away, Park avenue personi history. eaten One heated oot waitiae tee oe removal of a grand pinto from the | nation Not only among Demo-| suddenly becomes a street where Pee iger paral valet it be Ach. am tL. Dysentery in Egypt and Gallipoli, malaria in Salon-| toad millions; the automobile kills thousands of toad | White House to make room for ajcrats because of her “holy war” on| crowds haggle over pennies for the | nomics—hunger and thrift on one| Mussolini declares he is about to i ika, beri-beri in Mesopotamia and scurvy and sleeping | migrants. And drainage, carelessly installed, destroys harp. Smith, rig aig Remsibtiean — very Revenetiee of Me fe. helter of | de of # bridge; overabundance and | inaugurate a “vigorous” policy. sickness in East Africa eerie ine attention of army fhe breading: peels ee the foage p Fre rag, VON? PAtTONAgS ee aa | ne Tr tere Tae, Shelter of | extravagarice on the other! Tired of all this ailty-daliying medical authorities—and got it. Research work was ‘ernment, therefore, urges everyone} The most rigorous of all the cam-| If Mrs. Willebrandt does retire|line in a hollow square after the a done that might otherwise have had to wait many |2"4 especially every farmer to be as cautious and a: | paigns for reelection to Congress| to private life after March, however, |fashion of the French open market |, 5°king. of contrasts—In the! As women’s dresses grew shorter y gres considerate ‘as possible. Actual extermination of | seems to be that of Dan Sutherland, | she will have the distinction of hav-| places. Here, for block upon block, | Widow of. an, exclusive furniture | accidents decreased, says a prom- years, As a result, doctors know much more about| American toads would be an American catastrophe. : : inent doctor. Maybe some day soon fighting these diseases than they ever knew before. set. It has been made for the mil- | we won't have any more mishaps at emporium is displayed a bedroom eee eS A SPLENDID EXHIBIT Henaiae boraa 4 sis pots would all. , Hi e the annual salary of a column- ) € sia ae PARGINGE ‘ It anything ware eee Ate ontiienss in [ouR BOARDING HOUSE By Aher n| iat, for instance. "It is all exquisitely | (“°P¥"#hY 1928. NEA Service, Ine.) { The varieties of freak and nonsensical legislation | this section of North Dakota, the agricultural exhibits en ee age ” ‘ hrough the aisles of the rich; nor} A ty, lying for a night’s own.’ Mabel Walker Willebrandt will not|Orchard street can boast a greater | t inces tak- famp & or nigl We have learned that the toad is harmle: d “Gracious, no!” realize her reported ambition to be- display of pusheart wares. have] seen the money princhs S88 | pest ina jew York rescue home fled we do not go out of our way to kill him. But thought.| Sure, that’s the Fourth of July.”| come a federal judge. ‘Too much| From the huge charge accounts ing, thy pliers at how the other | when he was ordered to take a bath. In other words, showed a clean pair of heels. Proposed in our American state legislatures are almost | at the La Moure community fair last week should have SS Yet the window trimmer ha: endless, But a California legislator has thought up|turned the trick. In spite of a season generally te- ¥ SS 0 VA MORE L [placed beside the regal bedstead a Our Yesterday: one that ought to take the grand prize. garded as unfavorable, the display of small grains, S MN -TWEsTY- FIVE VALUABLE N WELL, DONT OPEN a bg pe be alarm clock This solon, according to press dispatches, plans a|°°™™ vegetables and fruits was most impressive. s S 2 TRAINED FLEAS ARE IN-THAT WS ANY OF “THESE S S ii ind realistic touches. makes TEN YEARS AGO CARING CASE, —~ WiicH = Doors, I'VE MN eas, | [teases mers bam. inh Farmar Independent Pobich ae mesimenes en fe ise (ae | gpnmee as 5| [sce ome sae eee ee Not PERFORMING! ~—I Nwie SHtampooen / GHETTO STICK | | way bell thee Hanry Herettient the ae te HAVE A MINIATURE STAGE wI'mM os GUARD, SOME CLAY PIPES comic columnist, has endorsed a} 0. H. Beals, pioneer of Bismarck, R PAVING $100 - a - A The corn and potato exhibits were especially fine; bill which would require each California county to magnificent 5; peste of pumpkins, Palen y beets, N hang all its murderers on a public gallows erected in | turnips and other root vegetables were shown; most re- fam open square in the county seat. All hangings |markable of all, considering the time of year, was the N N ‘would have to be advertised in advance, so that as display of fruits. Nothing has been more definitely established than the fact that splendid apples, plus, many people as possible could attend. grapes and many other varieties of fruit can be suc ¥ It is a bit hard to believe that anyone would take | cessfully grown here. Having recently inspected sim ENCASED WITH GLASS ESPECIALLY Your Mosth rere ee wed Wate 3 s re ea Sethe this idea seriously, and the California legislature un-| ilar exhibits at county fairs in Minnesota, Iowa and URS WHICH Vou WATCH SST THAT is WR THEN Winchell ee Pei coma to duello when Mr. Beals suffered a “heart doubtedly will toss the measure into. the discard with- Illinois, the writer does not hesitate to say that ours “THR AGA\ ST AN EARS<7 over who invented the term | attack. iw delay. It is interesting, to know that |i2 Reatly every case equaled and in many instances Hem Act, wrth THe AID one WHo RIVES Rm, \ “whoopee.” With several missing — out y rei » however, ow excelled the specimens displayed in those states. if r pee inets, Winchell, to date, seems| Kaiser Wilhelm II abdicated his there is extant a public servant, gifted with the re-| The showing of poultry must have been a gratifying OF A MAGMIFYIAG GLASS: “TH BINCLE ww Bo ‘have the best of’ the argument. | throne. vee sponsibility of helping make the laws of a great stato, | surprise to many whose observation has not kept pace Av EGAD,~ WOULD YoU BELIEVE *)~~ IMAGINE beeen iho Id such in all seriou with the remark ble development of thi fitable 7 Z The sto) uldered peddle: ENTY. EARS AGO ‘would sponsor & proposal in iat industry. However, it Tee pretty fall knoe that v, “THAT ONG FLEA “TAKES HIM MAKING umbrellas aps ars in the not Messrs. ineoe and Anderson $ Baldwin North Dakota fairly sparkles ii ultry raising, as it ta i turned from a visit _ WAR IN THE FUTURE does in bee cultufe and the prBduction of the’ finest Bea “THE. PART OF A CALL-BOY “td” RouADs ; sao Isiao AE Talld ache | theet ornae eee te Peticetes You read, no doubt, about the recent demonstration | honey in the world. > AND INFORMS EACH 7 ON A BIKE : . Pa. cn London, staged by the British air force. You The exhibits of livestock were not very extensive— ts Ti Bea ( Bite , a “ ; and were not intended to be—but they served to dem- 2 FLEA OF [ME recall that British army chiefs afterward said onstrate that La Moure county is‘“right in the swim” To Act! , You ! - te raid had been real, London could have been | when it comes to the development of the best strains xe, 2a % of beef and dairy cattle and of sheep and swine. <4 however, comes elaboration ‘of the thing, A| The net result of the exposition must have been a ‘ - renewal of faith and pride in our community, a larger Lich British army man is quoted as saying that, in| recognition of the cor fertility of our soil, the Tecalies be no real adaptability of our climate for lucing the choicest specimens of fruits and vegetables, and to bring re- that the future of this community is big aspurance with promise. coset A new theory of weight re- Kalamazoo duction is that talking makes people thin. Maybe it refers, also, to those who have to listen. »” and per- overs Goat”? bgt *