The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, September 20, 1928, Page 4

A | « (PAGE FOUR: _* The Bismarck Tribune th An Independent Newspaper Aa THE THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE where the old law of claw and fang still holds good; and the attack on the Akron councilman is only one more proof. Don Mellett, the crusading Canton editor, knew of the existence of the jungle and exposed it. He was murdered for his pains. Kyle Ross fought the same fight, and narrowly escaped the same fate. And the rest of us, reading about it in our newspapers, yawn and remark, “Oh—another ?” and then forget about it. The jungle is there—beneath our feet, so to speak— and our present method of operation isn’t doing any- thing to tame it. 1 It is about as pressing a problem, in a way, as any we have. There is, somewhere, a cause for it; a cause that is intertwined solidly with our skyscrapers and factor- ies and automobiles and stock exchanges and the other manifestations of our advance from barbarism. We have no more important task than to find out what that cause is, and remove it. The lone-handed Don Melletts and Kyle Rosses must not be left to crusade alone. STATE'S OLDEST NEWSPAPER (Established 1873) :_ Published by the Bismarck Tribune Company, Bis- . Marck, N. D., and entered at the postoffice at Bis- marck as second class mai] matter. * George D. Mann ...........-President and Publisher Subseri; Rates Payable in Advance by er, per year ....... ‘3 by mail, per year, (in Bismarck) ...+00+. Daily by mail, per year, (in state outside Bismarck) .......se0e0 _ Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota .... ‘Weekly by mail, in state, per year ...... Weekly by mail, in state, three years for Weekly by mail, outside of North Dakot 7.20 120 Member of The Associated Press The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use for republication of all news dispatches credited to it or not otherwise credited in this newspaper, and also the local news of spontaneous origin published { herein. All rights of republication of all other mat- ter herein are also reserved. TREES AND HIGHWAYS The roadside tree is at last coming into its own. Those that have survived the ravages of modern traffic are being protected and new trees are being planted along shadeless highways. Foreign Representatives Ancient enemies of the roadside tree are the sign G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY é NEW YORK --- Fifth Ave. Bldg. and bill poster, the road bilder, the lineman and the CHICAGO ‘Serrorr landowner. For years they took an appalling toll in Tower Bldg. Kresge Bldg-| trees, but all are now on the defensive, if not giving voluntary cooperation in the preservation of trees along the highways. There are times when the removal of a.tree or a whole row of trees is necessary to eliminate a dangerous curve or to widen a highway. Under the old order of things such trees were removed and forgotten. Today trees thus removed are either replanted or replaced by new trees in many states. No longer do the linemen of telephone, telegraph and electric power companies recklessly hack and saw at highway shade trees because their limbs interfere with the wires. Unscientific trimming by linemen killed countless valuable trees before the government began holding the owners of the wires accountable for the trees damaged by their employes. The motor highway of the future will be a broad thor- oughfare bordered on both sides by shade-giving trees and with all communication and power transmission lines running free of the trees and concealed by the trees from the roadway. To minimize danger to traf- fic from storm-broken trees the trees on this highway of tomorrow will be placed at a safe distance from the (Official City, State and County Newspaper) LOVE'S MAGIC SYMBOL ‘A New York columnist recently made what he thinks quite a discovery. Busy Times Square, heart of the theatrical district, he says, is full of “petters.” Couples stroll up and down the street, their arms locked about one another, indulging in semi-furtive caresses in the most public place imaginable, and no one pays any attention to them. But let a honeymoon couple stroll down the same street, be they never so circumspect and proper, and every idler and passerby on the sidewalk will pay them the tribute of a second glance. “Let two people who are honestly in love try to walk through the theater crowd—fingers barely touching— and all New York knows,” remarks the columnist. He thinks this is surprising. But, after all, why should it be? Petting is rather common, even unexciting, whether * | in New York or in Bellefontaine, 0. It involves no cos- afte ld fhe 44, aha, WASHINGTON J : — mic revelation or glimpse of hidden glory. The least so- | roadway. LET T FE “~ phisticated man can ignore it. ——————_. Fe: But to most people, if they are at all fortunate, there j CHEWING THE FOOD : = ‘=. comes at some time or another an experience so tre-| A generation ago the great fad of the day was @ ¢ “Fletcherizing.” This, you may remember, was the theory that if you only chewed each bite of food long enough and vigor- ously enough you wouldn’t need to eat so much and would, at the same time, gain greatly in strength and endurance. Now comes Dr. Harald Holck, instructor in physiology at the University of Chicago, to disprove it. He experimented on himself for a year and a half. And he reports that the extra chewing involved in the Process wearied his jaws so much that he lost his appe- tite. This, in turn, involved loss of weight, and as a re- sult his muscular energy was impaired. Oddly enough, he found that it helped him to solve intricate chess prdblems; but he doubts if that compensates for physical deterioration. Fletcherizing is a lost fad, anyway. But Dr. Holck’s experiment is interesting, nevertheless. mendous and glorious that no care can hide it. A young man suddenly discovers that all the vague dreams and glittering legends of his boyhood are true; a girl finds that a mailed knight with a silver shield—clad, it may be, in a plain suit of blue serge—has ridden up to her and led the way to the oldest, most entrancing roadway in all the world. Is it any wonder that two such people cannot keep their discovery to themselves, no matter how hard they try? They might succeed perhaps, at that, if the rest of us had not been tipped off. But no matter how unlucky or disillusioned we may be, all of us, once in our lives, get a vague glimpse of the glory that lies beyond the stars. Something—perhaps nothing more than a brief hour by a moonlit beach, or a fleeting moment in a city park—comes for a short time to tell us that our dreams have not played us false. We are capable of infinite happiness, even if we do not often actually get it. So we are in on the secret. We know that a boy and girl, untaught and unaided, can build for themselves a heaver. as splendid as the one that John saw on Patmos. We know, too, unfortunately, that this heaven of theirs probably will not last; but while it lasts it is very real, and its momentary reality assures us that we are some- thing more than animated clay. That is why true lovers can never hope to go unob- served. The eyes of those who have seen the power and the glory of the world always betray them. They re- main fixed on distant visions; and the rest of us must, in spite of ourselves, pay our tribute of a second glance in passing. BY RODNEY DUTCHER (NEA Service writer) Washington, Sept. 20.—With Pres- ident Coolidge’s return from vaca- tion, Washington had two import- ant unofficial spokesmen, The president found that Herbert Hoo- ver, who had promised to carry out the Coolidge policies if elected, al- ready had imitated his policy of seeing the newspapermen on Tues- days and Fridays, in person but in- cognito. If Hoover is elected he presum- ably will continue the custom for another four or eight years, though possibly with fewer restrictions than Coolidge has pyramided on his press conferences. The famous White House Spokesman system, of coufse, protects the president by “allowing him to talk to the correspondents without being quoted. . jam around in a semicircle he gazes at the beltlines of those nearest. They say Hoover never knows what to do with his hands or his eyes, Hig hands, never still, grip the sides of the seat of the chair, opening, shut- ting and twisting as if he were nerv- ous. When he finally arises he stands with arms akimbo, as if about to begin his setting-up exercises, When a question is asked he mo- mentarily raises his eyes to the questioner, i Coolidge, in the presidency, never seemed to be fully at euse, but Hoo- ver is likely to appear even less so to the casual observer. Listening to Hoover talk, however, one begins to suspect that there is considerable nervous energy in him which is part- ly responsibls for the appearance. At any rate, he talks freely and easily, with an economy of words but with directness and assurance. His an- swers are returned quickly and he never appears at a loss for one, even though it be a plain “No.” The old-fashioned girl also did most of her kissing after getting married, but she kissed only one man, The principal difference between the Hoover spokesman’s conferences and the Coolidge spokesman’s con- ferences, noted by your correspond- ent, are: Incidentally, his hair, along the ,1—You can spring verbal ques-|top and around the edges, iq dis- tions on Hoover, whereas those sub-| tinctly gray. mitted to the president must be writ- igpeediuen ten and submitted in advance. One smile to a press conference 2.—The candidate is less irritable| is pretty good work for President than the pérs‘dent, but more fidgety.| Coolidge. Hoover averages about 3—There’s a lot less dignity at the| three. He smiles, for instance, candidate’s conferences, when asked about his fishing trip Possibly the worst feature of the] plans or as to whether his wife will Hoover conf2rences, from the jour-| accompany him on a journey for a nalistic standpoint, is that the Re-| speech. publican candidate invariably breaks}, Often he has something to say at up three or four card games when|the outset of a Press conference he enters the press rooms to be in-| without waiting for questions, terviewed. There is room for only| “Now is there anything on YOUR one game of bridge, pitch or rummy|'minds?” he demands when he is at the White House press rogm, so| through. : that the White House conferences] At the first obvious pause in the are less disastrous, questioning, Hoover is on his feet, At the White House the corre-| bidding the coresspond rats sood-dey, spondents dash into the president’s| and starting back toward his of- office at the appointed time. At| fice. Hoover's offices in the Moran man- sion on Massachusetts avenue the candidate comes from his private of- fice and enters the larger press room, About the only way to be happy though married is to get a mate better than you deserve. Fable: Once there" was 8 girl'who posed for a kodak picture and didn’t show all her teeth. . * A woman may get more thrill out of a mouse, but she gets more exercise out of a moth. is The happiest person is one that hasn’t anything to INTERESTING FALL ADS scold about except feminine styles, Advertising is a mirror of the times. It is the har- . binger of all seasons. On its present extensive scale, advertising tells each half of the world how the other half lives. The time is past when one can keep his one - hand from knowing what the other hand is doing. A change of seasons is at hand. What will the new season be? Newspaper advertising foretells that it will be the season of radio, phonographs, new household furnishings, books and wearing apparel appropriate to the period of transition between the two extremes of ~. climate. Late summer and early autumn turn the American _.mind to thoughts of long winter evenings and home. “The automobile has emptied the front porches of ». America but the home fireside still calls when winter +, winds blow: and the radio is at its best. The great quantity of radio, phonograph and furniture advertis- ing completely refutes that jeremiad about the un- loosing of the home fies. Current advertising reflects another change recent s years have wrought in the American scene. The pre- .- dominance of automobile advertising is explained by the ; custom of many car owners to buy the new car in the | date summer or early fall when new models are making their debut, It is to autumn that one looks for perfect motoring days, and the temperate days of September | lost the Western viewpoint, It has been openly charged _and October seem made especially for breaking in new tl he would, if he could, industrialize America end motors, process the farmer would becom a pessant," No tis SIGABOARD AT “THIRD AND Seasonal buying is as natural and irresistible as the is as doubted that if he so desired he could accomplish STREET / ~~ IF You CARES changing of the seasons. Before merchandising and ad- 4 it things for agriculture, But skeptics doubted that tHe ATEMT: Parr vertising had been developed to their present state of P ‘Ss ret e wanted to do so. SELL A A oF Your ej Now Herbert Hoover has spoken. He has said that Ste lo OUR COMPAALY. near-perfection, a bereft populace avidly. poured over ill di jig H “ 9, , the pages of the almanac for the pills and potions of the be will do everything in his power to lift the “yoke that f* season. Today it has something better to shop for in hangs around the neck of the American farmer.” Iowa Wi PAY You $2000 4 the advertising columns. knows the power of this son of her soil and knows that Tilo SAN: re} Herbert Hoover, when he spoke, meant what he said, re iS ove! Fie ea THE EXPOSED TAX Sig OVER , (The Nation’s Business Magazine) Who pays the tax? A moot question but most of the copes are Fat Jes iad cope whe peg One tax ie consumer paid and knew was the ta: th purchase of Pay automobile. Automobiles were sold at 4 price based on the point of manufacture and freight tax stood out. " = ae ane Lage eutemontine amiaiay, went to Yiashington ‘Fortunately, Ross escaped unharmed. ‘ Sait of the eniteene Be ee ai he hee In Akron and neighboring cities the newspapers were | should be turned back Prominin chat ll the benefits full of the story. But in more distant points it got only| Perhaps that’s one factor that Lag it * scant attention. It was not a uncommon event. Every |-the of the tax, A tax.in plain s s elty of any.size has duplicated it, from time to time, | Public knows about Bat it is that very fact—the fact that such an occur- ‘Fence is relatively common in American cities—that makes the whole thing significant. pbb Das I. a, te addy ergy oft ALorth it corr ae All good flivvers go to college towns when they die. | Editorial Comment | AN ANCIENT FOREST (San Francisco Examiner) Remains of an ancient California forest in the early stages of petrification were discovered by workmen ex- cavating nearly 60 feet below the surface at Oakland (Calif.) recently. The wood was still soft enough to be crushed in the hand but was visibly in the process of be- coming stone, i A quarterly decline of more than 280,000 gross tons in the volume of merchant vessels being constructed throughout the world is shown in a statement by Lloyd’s Register of Shipping, based on returns from all maritime countries for the three months ended June 30, 1928, se @ He perches on a small, straight- backed chair behind a littered type- writer table. As the correspondents LIFTING YOKES (Des Moines Tribune-Capital) Herbert Hoover, Republican presidential nominee, in conference with farm leaders at Cedar Rapids Thursday said “the yoke that hangs around the neck of the Amer- n farmer needs to be lifted and I will do everything in.my power to lift it.” No one, even his political enemies, has ever denied Herbert Hoover's ability as a business man. Few will say that he was less than successful in anything that he attempted to do. His record of accomplishment is a long one. Some have believed that this son of Iowa had been so long away from his native state that he had OUR BOARDING HOUSE Zi MiSoR HOOPLE, wl AM MR. DILL OF THE HI-SIGN WoRKS fo WE HAVE SEEN YOUR “TALKING THREAT OF THE JUNGLE In the city of Akron, O., a member of the city coun- * ¢il named Kyle Ross has been conducting a campaign to rid the city of vice dens, speakeasies, gambling houses and the like. The other night thugs entered his house, set it on fire and emptied s revolver at him when he came downstairs to investigate. i i e-: TEEN IF: i IN NEW YORK | oe New York, Sep. 20.—Their shoes} may be run over at the heels. Their vests may hide a badly soiled shirt and a clean section of necktie may have been propped above the “V” of their coat lapels. The seats of their pants may not bear inspection and their trousers may show signs of many pressings in back bedrooms, But they will put their last dime into’a snappy ‘trick hat. I refer to th> army of jobless ac- tors you'll see from time to time leaning against the walls along Broadway from 48th to 50th streets. They’re the wise-cracking, garrul ous, big talking brigade who'll speak of Belasco as “Dave” and Cohan as “George.” They’re the boys who “knocked the house dead with last year’s act,” and who promise you that “the big time is going to get me within another month, Had a 40- week chance just the other day, but turned it down. Wasn't big enough class.” * ae They tell me that there’s an old tradition concerning snappy hats. Their watches may go to the pawn shops and their tie pins may have rested long,on the shelve: Uncle Ike’s, but they always nage to buy trick hats. When their purple, green or yellow hat fails them, they are indeed “sunk.” if The reason for this, I am told, is the habit of sticking a head through the managerial ‘doors when on the| }, search for work. The head and hat go in first and, with luck, the rest of the body may follow. But the job- less actor wants his first appearance to suggest swank. And so he adorns his head, even when his stomach may be empty. He wants the managers to believe that he‘s “on top,” even though he must know in his heart that they all have him “stabbed.” se @ In mid-Central Park, perched up- on a hill, there is a huge sculptured lion which is, perhaps, the most pho- tographed object in all Manhattan. Not even Liberty and the Woolworth building enjoy such snapshot popu- larity. ¥, Sixty per cent of park tourists and picnickers sooner or later perch upon the lion’s brow while the eye of the camera catches them in their Pose. At times there are lines.of 50 or more persons waiti for a chance thus to be snapped. Poor old lion has long since all but lost his By Ahern UMeM % GELP mnt -UMeM-r: § PARDON, MY DIZZYNESs MR. DILL, we I AM SUBJECT “To HEAD RUSHES "EVERY “TEN MINUTES, w+ AND AH, > WHAT WERE Yor, Brg eau gut I AM, HARD_O 7 HEARING, DUE To } CANNON FIRE DURING You'L? “He BOER WAR! THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 20, 1928 , NATURAL TONICS John Dryden epitomized much common sense and wisdom in his lit- tle verse: “Better to hunt in fields for health unbought, % Than fee the doctor for a nauseous draught. The wise for cure on exercise de- pend; God never made his work for man to mend.” This was a clever poet’s method of saying: “Study and follow the laws of health, and health will come to you. The power of es is endowed by God on those who liv wholesomely.” Here are a few aids to health: trengthen and puri strengthen ant ly. who wishes to Beap hisneett in firat class condition should take a long walk daily, fast enough to accelerate the heart and make the breath come deeply, continuing until tired but not exhausted. A person who is troubled with a sluggish circulation will discover that @ moderate run of one or two blocks daily, in addition to the walking, is one of the best tonics. All games are wholesom such as hiking, tennis, boxing, gol and swimming, es: lly in the fresh air and sunshine. One should never‘carry exercises to the extreme, nor when swimming, stay in the wa- ter too long. 2—One should eat only the foods which produce efficiency. af sur- plus food, or foods that you do not require, overburden your system and handicap your progress. ie weekly menus published in the newspapers carrying my articles are calculated to meet all the requirements of a normal, healthy human being. , 3—Since the lungs are such im- rtant organs for purifying the lood, one should pay particular at-| be: tention to practicing deep breathing many times daily and particularly feneree one exercises, or feels red. 4—Water is the most important medium for conveying toxic mater- ials out of the body and one should use much of it, either in juicy foods, such as vegetables and fruits, or in the form of pure‘ water—distilled is the best. Most of the water should be taken between meals; never drink more than one glassful at mealtime, 5—Every adult should have at least eight hours of sleep per day, and children should have more—per- haps ten hours for children about six years of age and twelve for those younger. ing out of doors is the most valuable, but if one sleeps in a room he should be sure that all the windows are wide open to secure a good circulation of air.’ -At least one and possibly two short cold showers daily, followed by a brisk rub-down, prove to be a won- derful vitality tonic and are suffi- cientito keep the skin cledn:and the and ental calmness are of the utmost importance for maintaining the highest efficiency. Dr. McCoy will gladly answer he ce ge is care of ‘Tribune. atam| addressed ‘eanane te — to maintain your mental poise ara times and under all conditions. “Flying off the. handle” is destruc- tive to health, because it actually de- | stroys the mental, nervous, and di- gestive system. Try to react pleas- antly to life rather than unpleas- &ntly. Usually it doesn’t matter so much what happens to us as the way we take it, QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS Question: A. 1. asks: “Will you tell me what can be done to check perspiration from the armpits? Are the patent drugs whi are ad- vertised safe to use?” Answer: The best way to stop ex- cessive sweating under the arms is to induce a sweat all over the body threeorfour times a week. You can do this by putting on heavy clothing and a long walk. If all of the pores of the skin are ac- tive you will not be troubled with an abnormal amount of perspiration un- rms, der t ion: D. K. writes: the principles diet and how it cures di: Answer: The milk diet may be of some benefit in curing disease if the patient is really undernourished, but as most of those who take the milk diet for the cure of disease are really overfed before they start, they do not get from the milk the anticipated nefits. More sickness comes from overeating than from undereating. In. some cases the milk diet is bene- ficial is a simple diet, and if only three or four quarts a day are used there is a beneficial effect upon the whole alimentary canal. is is mostly because of the rest from other foods, and from faulty food combinations which are so com- monly used. What to keep in mind is ‘that the body cures itself, and whatever diet is taken, it must be one which will not interfere with the natural cure. Question: Q. L. asks: “Are sties caused from im: blood or, defec- tive eyes, and what is the remedy?” Answer: The acidosis which ated through The irritating cause ma: from rubbing the eyes and indecting the eyelids with a common streptococcus bacterium. Defective vision has its effect in producing sties, mainly be- cause the one wh eyestrain is liable to rub the eyes more frequently. mane. The millions of people who have mounted to it have worn it to the bald and shining state of the baldheaded men of the hair tonic ad- vertisements, Also the youngsters have added to its shabby mppearanee by sliding off it. Park officials have arranged a hay pile just below so that tho boys aot ee may slide or jump ‘without ing themselves ., According to Harry Hershfield, the Broadway gangster, he saw a couple of tipplers going into a speakeasy. One was a blind man, “Ab,” murmured a wag. the wise-crackers are refer- ting to the “good old days” as “the| days before Dewar.” GILBERT SWAN. (Copyright 1928, NEA Service, Inc.) TEN YEARS AGO Clell G. Gannon of Underwood left for Chicago to enter the Chicago Art! Institute. ‘The Wesley Baker ranch, one of the oldest in the Missouri slope, was sold to John Grenz for $30 an acre. The of Frank. and Maltin Best in the Grambs and Peet company was dissolved, Mr, Grambs continued the business, TWENTY-FIVE YEARS AGO Infantty arrived at Fort Linc ‘Dr. F. R. Sm: lected presi- wi of Chamberlain of Bismarck was named vice radiant Dr. F. B. Strauss, Glen Ull jurer B. Furn » and Dr. Mrs. William Moore and iter Dorothy left for a visit in the Cities. — FORTY Our Yesterdays ott of the was organized hyaicians | Dakota. oe dicta dake Dee E. Se... The new wave theory of matter must be taking hold, ig by ope here and number . of: beauty. there these days. is Why is it that a dentist, after gagging a man, always sems‘to have some important question to ask? Today’s queer quotation: “He has been in politics for thirty and is too modest to do hi: jus- ‘tice on the stump.” ‘ “ ‘A record-breaking number of tour- ists comes back ship. And a record-breaking number report “there was very littlé new. to see.” , sf tt potty atc, sie. are very f a thé day. If Boston newspaper : doubt it drinking some of the stuff 7 all: | Dowadays. CHEMISTS GES, was: rambs | ; cel ‘A party of 20 recruits for C4 21st ie cee icutol " County State Bank in vil of Beaddsek tn ‘Smmons County, North Notice is hereby further given that the ti Dincy fixed aa court ne ni are the 16th day of April clelock’ A.M in the Court oy the County Court, in the Court House ¢ Bismarck ’ in the Cit; in th it of Burleigh and Stato of North Det a. Dated this 19 8 SOLN A. AELEND ROR Executor? Dak First. tor YEARS AGO. « toad ai Jenkins of the terri- x wt » N'Y} censored in during at sufering fromy’ Z © \