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aor little bit more easily after this because of it, fai Gri THE USE OF TELEVISION Ba: Within a few years, according to present indications, con the process of television will be perfected for every- Raeand Pe ik * Ame Bisr We are doing Bott bilities, is Dev, dreamed. ‘Dick There is only one disturbing factor. The miracle of -Dun television demonstrating the kingship of man’s mind, Grar baseball games and political rallies—just as the radio Hett is used to send the tin-panny strains of Jam Mud,” “That’s My Weakness Now” and the like, and Lis, “Mine fap. We have developed our scientific and mechanical | 8 4 PAGE FOUR. The Bismarck Tribune An Independent Newspaper THE STATE’S OLDEST NEWSPAPER (Established 1873) Published by the Bismarck Tribune Company, Bis- marck, N. D., and entered at the postoffice at Bis- marck as second class mail matter. r George D. Mann President and Publisher Subscription Rates Payable in Advance Daily by carrier, per year . 3 Daily by mail, per year, (in Bismarck) Daily by mail, per year, (in state outside Bismarck) Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota Weekly by mail, in state, per year ‘Weekly by mail, in state, three years for Weekly by mail, outside of North Dakota, per year . Member Audit Bureau of Circulation Member of The Associ: The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use for republication of all news dispatches credited to it or not otherwise credited in this newspaper, and also the local news of spontaneous origin published herein. All rights of republication of all other mat- ter herein are also reserved. d Press entatives COMPANY Foreign Re G. LOGAN PAY NEW YORK --- Fifth Ave. Bldg. guicaco" s DETROIT | ‘rower Bldg. Kresge Bldg. | (Official City, State and County Newspaper) CARRANZA—THE EFFECT New York saw its greatest military demonstration fn years the other day. Soldiers of the regular army and national guard paraded down the streets following a casket draped with flags. Army airplanes circled overhead. All the pomp and circumstance that modern military science can muster were in evidence. The United States government was sending the body | of Captain Emilio Carranza back to his home inj Mexico. A black-haired stripling of an alien race, killed when a storm dashed his plane to earth in New Jersey, was getting an armed tribute such as this country had not seen in years. Captain Carranza was Mexico's foremost flyer. He | came to the United States on a “good will” flight, | seeking to do for his country what Lindbergh had done for ours. The project cost him his life; but the tragedy of its end caused it to succeed better, perhaps, | than it would have if he had lived. | For it is one of the hard facts of this world that} a man often can best gain his end by losing his life. | This is particularly true when a man puts off his own individuality and becomes, for the moment, a symbol of some intangible value. And that is precisely what Captain Carranza was required to do. The people who thronged New York’s streets to watch the ceremonies and lift their hats as the casket went by on its rumbling caisson did not stand there primarily to say goodby to a likable young man. The whole process was a sort of ritual, made impressive by the fact of Carranza’s death. To be sure, it is easy to say that most of the people who witnessed thé procession were drawn to the curbs simply by curiosity. It is easy to predict that Car- ranza’s achievement will quic! be forgotten and will have no lasting effect on any of us. Admittedly, the emotions raised by the whole affair passed quickly. Yet it is just such trifles that help us advance. For a fleeting moment this young Mexican aviator gave us a vision of something better than we are used to. He lifted our eyes so that we could see beyond our cus- tomary routine of squabbling and grasping selfishness. We got a glimpse, brief but important, of the fact that men of diverse nations and races can be brothers. The nation to the south of us is not made up exclusively of swarthy, ignorant half-breeds. Carranza demonstrated the fact. Of course, we put the whole business out of mind next day. Yet its effect will linger with us for a long while. Subconsciously we shall make it part of the background against which we view all Mexicans here- ( after. South of the Rio Grande, likewise, it will have a similar effect. The two nations will get along just # day use. Then we shall be able to sit in our homes, twirl a few knobs on our radio cabinets and see events taking place hundreds or thousands of miles off. The ordinary bounds of time and space will be completely oyercome. We are fairly well used to radio and its marvels by p this time, and miracles are our daily fare. Probably we shall take television as a matter of course; in a few years, it may be, we shall fuss and fume when- ever a passing thunderstorm or other atmospheric dis- turbance renders the images on our screens a little Jess than perfectly distinct. Yet the whole thing ought to excite our wonder, at that. The simple fact is that mankind, at last, is freeing itself from the domination of the universe and asserting its mastery over its material surroundings. the impossible; the future, in its possi- more glittering than anyone in history ever will be used largely so that we can see prize fights, “Mississippi jand try to be your own specialist with the aid of a | patent medicine, of five among the industrial or office workers in New York City,” Prof. Fisher says. There you are, as easy as pie. Just find our stand- ard family, that’s all you have to do. But we have yet to see the standard family. Like the mythical All-American football eleven, it just isn’t. Hunt New York City and Washington Court House, O., from attic to basement, and if you find a family such | as Prof. Fisher sets up, you are just the man to tell us where the Golden Fleece is located. Let us be thankful for science anyway. | amused, It keeps us TO ANEMIA SUFFERERS The July issue of The American Druggist warns that recent discoveries regarding the value of liver in the treatment of pernicious anemia have caused a flooding of the market with many remedies of very doubtful value. . The magazine points out that while liver and liver extract are of remarkable value to sufferers from pernicious anemia, they should never be used except on the advice of a doctor, Many anemia sufferers, as well as people who think they have anemia but really have something else, are buying utterly worthless compounds under the belief that they are buying liver extract. Liver has remarkable value in the treatment of this isease. But it should be taken under the direction of a physician, Don’t go to the corner drug store | Editorial Comment THE SYMPHONY UNFINISHED (Detroit News) The contest for the completion of Schubert's “Un- finished” symphony is ended and the symphony re- mains unfinished. The prize has been awarded the Swedish composer, Kurt Atterberg, not for a scherzo and finale to be tacked to Schubert’s work, but for a whole new symphony whose only relation to Schubert’s is that it begins in the same key and is melodious. No doubt musical public opinion and the protests of Ossip Gabrilowitsch and other prominent musicians had much to do with the outcome of the contest. Dis- patches from Vienna say in the finals of the competi- tion no works that aimed to supply the lacking move- ments of Schubert's symphony were even considered. Either the judges decided that nothing had been sub- mitted that was worthy of Schubert, or they feared the verdict of the public and decided to be on the safe side. Whatever the motive may have been that guided the judges, they were wise. The “Unfinished” symphony remains as it was left, incomplete but surely, as a great work of art, finished to the highest degree. And we have, in addition, a whole new symphony written in homage to Schubert by one of Europe's most skillful living composers, Thus a dangerous scheme ends well. BUILD ROADS (Capper’s Weekly) Governor Hammill of Iowa, seeking renomination as a Republican, made his chief bid for support as an advocate of a bond issue of $100,000,000 for building new and improving old roads, He won over three opponents. The Democrats of India meeting in convention to adopt a platform and nominate a state ticket, promised a rapid increase in miles of paved highways. oe Politics is to reflect one of the wishes closest’ to the heart of the average man,” said a national leader recently, “‘parties will give more attention to better facilities for automobile travel.” Governor Hammill was not committing himself to waste, neither were the Democrats. Both parties realize that quick transportation aids business and betters social contacts. No sufficient excuse exists for traffic arteries that sicken travelers because of dust in dry weather, or that are made impassable by mud in rainy periods. Wisdom must not be discarded in spending available funds. But neither should the sums supplied for roads be niggardly. No type of public improvement at pres- ent promises larger dividends. THE RISKS OF AGRICULTURE (St. Paul Dispatch) White-footed field mice have destroyed 22,000 acres of crops in Lyman and Jones counties, South Dakota. These two counties lie just west of the Missouri river and north of the White river, in the central section of the state. For a hundred miles westward from the Missouri the fields are denuded of grain and what was a pleasing prospect of an excellent crop is now a complete loss. The extent of the plague of mice can be gathered from the report that poison in one small field in a single night yielded 100 dead mice to the acre. Counties adjoining the two worst afflicted, report losses and the State and Federal departments of biology are cooperating to restrict the ravages of the rodents and finding it a difficult matter, for the animals having devoured all vegetation must move to new pastures. awh This is one of the risks of agriculture, which include Tust, smut, insect pests, plant diseases, hail and ad- verse weather. At this time the wheat fields of the entire country are under anxious scrutiny for the ap- pearance of stem rust, which when it appears, means a loss almost as complete as that caused by the mice and is far more general. Against these risks, except in the case of hail, the farmer has no indemnity or in- surance against loss. The business man can add the percentage his losses represent to his price and come out whole, but the farmer with his price fixed in mar- kets beyond his control, can set no margin to include the loss he sustains from the many risks he must take during the brief crop year. WAGES AND TARIFFS (New York Times) Moved, perhaps, by a sudden doubt whether the tariff has really done anything for American wages, the official publication of the American Tariff League wrote to the Secretary of Commerce about it. With enormous relief, the editors of The Tariff Review must have read Mr. Hoover’s answer along with the accom- panying table of comparative wage rates for the United States and the leading countries of Europe. From this table it appears that our wages for railroad engineers are neatly twice those in Great Britain, nearly three times tl in France, nearly five times Dear Mom: Well, darling, I'm coming home. So get out all those marvelous jams and jellies you've been fixing, and prepare for a clean-up. And_ let’s have hot bread for every meal. And don't worry, I'm not leaving my husband. After a few weeks of the most terrible agony on my part, during which time I suffered all the pangs that a silly, jealous miserable woman can suffer when she thinks somebody else is getting her all is rosy. And I honestly believe that I did penance for all fool things I’ve done, and all the suffering I have heaped upon my long suffering husband in our hectic period of married life. In order to tell you about our glorious reconciliation, I shall have to tell you my little secret—ai might as well inform you here now that you are about to become a grandmother. And if baby hands don’t do for my character what you have prom- ised, and if they don't give me that. valuable perspective on life and that swell sense of values I’ve never had, then at least, I've silenced you on_your best argument. Things with Alan and me went rather badly, and as I told you, I became the biggest and best weeper in this part of the country. One eve- ning at a dance gown here at the hotel, I was looking my most charm- ing in my white georgette and pearls, and Alan was just starting to dance with that Helen person, whom I hope never to see, when I just went mid-Victorian, and pulled a faint that would have made any dime novel heroine rage with jeal- ousy. I came to with Alan, and a doctor bending over me. The doctor be- sides informing me that I was to have a son and heir, said that I was quite run down and nervous, and that I needed a complete rest. After he had left, I told Alan that child or no child, I was leaving him flat, and that so far as I was con- OUR BOARDING HO / Z Z Zi Z those in Belgium. Our carpenters earn two and a half . Just as the movies give us “Silk Legs” and “Flames of Passion.” i devices a little bit faster than we have developed our- ym Selves. Our hands are better than our heads. The big ‘Bout, Job we ought to tackle next is to bring ourselves up to level of our inventions, Television will be a fine thing, just as the radio the movies are fine things. But if its chief use is to enable us to see prize fights and bathing girl reviews | without stirring out of our homes, we won't be much better off than we are now. i + Our scientists and inventors are placing great tools our hands; tools with which, if we will, we can make THE STANDARD FAMILY All this talk of prosperity, it seems now, is merely much uneconomic prattling of what is really only a lative prosperity. Prof. Irving Fisher of Yale has d on the rostrum and kindly showed that the cian didn’t take the rabbit from the hat at all, that all this magic we've been watching is mere comparing the cost of living Hviger'such a family with its income. All right, take times the British wage, four and a half times the Ger- man, nearly eight times the French and Belgian. Our miners earn nearly three times as much as in Great Britain, five times as much as in Germany and France, and six times as much as in Bel and Italy. This exhibit, thinks Mr. Hoover, should uminating to the employes of American industry, who are also asked to remember that “among the vital forces which have brought about this result and maintain it is the ind | protective tariff.” Thus it is once more demonstrated in what myster- ious ways the tariff moves its wonders to perform. At first sight it is not plain just how the tariff pro- tects the railroad engineer serie any attempt by the British to tear up their rail lines, bring them over here and run them with British engineers in competi- tion with our own. If not for th@ tariff, apparently, the new suburban homes at White Plains, Montclait rt would now be in the process of being mch and German carpenters. But the most striking proof of the indirect and invisible beneficence of the Fordney-McCumber schedules is shown in coal- American coal diggers earn from three to six times the wage despite the fact that anthracite and bituminous are on the free list! The textile weavers of New England, who, by ir, Hoover's table, earn only three times the Eolgine wage, may now fall to wondering whether a little touch of free list might not lift them to the six-to- one advantage our miners. Other fascinat emerge out of this highly interesting table, chief among them the fact that it is only an American tariff that produces high wages; European tariffs do not work out the same way. In nearly every item it sryeare that protected American wages are not higher free-trade English wages higher than protected German, French and Bel- ‘The conclusion is that it must be not only iblican tariff. If the Democrats were mining wages. DUST 275 Pouad; ARE Td’ SHANK man, |g AU, ~ HERE HE COMES For dis SIX OCLOCK DIP, OLD MAN NEPTUNE'S FAVORITE SOA f we “ SHARK-BAIT face ~~ BUS,~ YouR LEGS OF TH’ EVENING fe Fare Licitt AND HEAVY = IG D KE = REPARTEE => THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE pai | The Double Rainbow | (rp yyy a cerned he and Helen could plan on as I decently could. Alan nearly dropped dead. It seems that Helen had told him a j lot of stuff about Mr. Shelton and me being madly in love, and he had been perfectly wretched, and had been paying attertion to Helen, only because he was so miserable and so sure he had lost me. Well, the long and the short of it is, that we patched up our difficul- ties, swore never to lie or deceive each other again. And I'm comin home for a visit {with you while Alan goes on a bus- {iness trip to Chicago, and then we {are going on +. nice vacation togeth- jer for a month. No more summer hotels for me, | Lovingly, MARYE. (THE END) | (Copyright, 1928, NEA Service, Inc.) f_IN NEW YORK | ay 1 New York, July 21.— Several of New York’s niftiest haberdasheries | lare to be found neither on Madison nor Fifth Avenue, but, strange to say, just off the Bowery. The window displays reveal all! T|those things the well-dressed man would like to wear if he could afford them. Cravats are priced at $7 per each and silk shirts can be had at the modest figure of $20. And there are lavish dressing gowns, vests, spats, canes and all the rest. And this palace of extravagance can be found just around the cor- ner from “flop houses,” Bowery speakeasies and such. The snap- tery Fifth Avenue store could do no more than duplicate the wares and the prices, in contrast with the rental, are equal to the most ex- pensive “smart s! ops.” * As a matter of fact,.even the Bowery The “sports” of that section make every effort to go the Fifth Avenue boys one better. Since prohibition; a great deal of easy money has been passed out in the one-time heart of the gang world. . The trade of this particular merchant, I am told, comes largely from bootleggers, speakeasy pro- prietors, gunmen and such. The modern underworld figure is often areplica of the men’s style ads. They make all the fancy gestures of the “big-money” boys and a silk USE WHERE You STAND Now, You look EXACTLY Like AN INDIAN WIGWAM “1 A FLoop!e. oF. v2 (©1000, ov oma vs my being out of the picture as soon |“ = < sok Each night, thei of the most ex of-top dance clubs an ente: who could buy the roof and toss it overboard, if she cared. Manhattan has watched, with much interest, the theatrical aspi- rations of “Lisbeth,” of the dance team of Lisbeth and Clifford. Lis- beth is none other than Elizabeth Higgins, daughter of the ink mag- nate, and heiress to several mil- lions. Of all the society figures who have made gestures toward the stage, she has shown most sincerely that she meant it. Hav- ing achieved » both in America and abroad, she has shown no indication of retiring. Night after night she appears in her dance act upon the Park Centr@ roof. er ppears at one The sandwich’ industry is now one of the three or four leading indus- tries of Manhattan. At least a mil- lion employes take their lunches in the “grab and run” fashion of the soda fountains. Sandwich counters have sprung up in every conceivable nook and corner. They have crowded out cigar stores and have ; turned thousands of drug stores in- to pseudo-cafes. Socres of sand- wich-making concerns have sprung a Ps I am told that nearly half a million sandwiches are delivered daily to Manhattan’s drug stores, and there are hundreds of places that assure you that they “make their own.” Highly skilled sandwich makers and wrappers—paid so much per hundred—make from $50 to $85 a week. An obscure restaurateur, one William Canton, is, I am told, the ;man who launched the industry. He was running a little place in the mid- Fifties. A few doors away was a drug store. He noticed that a great many office workers dropped in for coffee and crullers at lunch hours. belt has its “spenders.” | He asked the proprietor if he could leave a few sandwiches there and see how they sold. . The demand was instant. With- in 4 few weeks he was busy sup- plying this drug store. He branched out, going from one soda counter to another. He hired salesmen and called in strange sandwich makers. Soon he had a thriving business and plenty of competition was springing up. A few months ago he was turn- ing out about 30,000 a day, with 22 varieties to choose from. GILBERT SWAN. By Ahern Y s'-at surt, Z— is ur so? |S Wo, FROM EY WELL, IF Y WAS : AT) AS SKINNY AS.Yots Wo Poles, ID HANG..A Hook AM LINE OFFA MY HEAD WHEN I GOT -NEAR WATER Js THE HIDDEN SPRINGS OF POWER A man who is too lazy to shave off his beard may mke the excuse that it is bad for the throat to be clean shaven. Some still claim that it is wrong to shave because God in- tended the flowing beard for man’s Protection and decoration. Many cling to habits of the past because of mental inertia and the fact that it takes a certain amount of physical and mental effort to change to new habits, even though they may be good ones. The willingness to experiment with new ideas is a crowning glory of human achievement. There was a time when one who attempted to change from an established custom was looked: upon as a heretic and was shunned by other members of the tribe. Many people fall into the habit of drifting into a certain groove of thinking, and they fail to realize their hidden powers. As is related in a Hindoo fable, there was once a lioness who, while heavy with young, went about in search of food. She fell upon a flock of sheep, but the exertion brought about her death. While yet dying, a young lion was born to her and grew up with the sheep, all the time thinking he was a sheep. He learned to nibble grass and to feel :ike the rest of the flock, frisking about and playing with them, until one day another lion came upon the scene. This vis- iting lion was amazed to see the other young lion a i and he said to him, y that you are a Ji And the young lion answered, “No, I am a sheep,” and started to bleat. Whereupon the other lion took him down to the look at his own reflection. A great revelation came to him, as he re- alized for the first time he was really a_ lion. Consequently his whole attitude changed, and he let out a roar that rocked the hillside. At once he felt'the strength of a lion, and he and the other lion pounced upon the flock of sheep and had a good meal. There are many people going through life who have a power and strength far greater than they re- alize, They must be awakened. As long as they bleat about their weak- ness, they can expect and receive weakness. When they come to a sudden realization of the strength which is really theirs, they will be like a lion in strength. In an emergency, most people have far more strength than they realize, If they would tap this power of life they would be aston- ished at their success in the world. Live and be as your own true self, and cast off the sheepish quali- ties and inferiority complexes which edge of the water and made him |fi may be retarding your progress Build yourself, improve day by day, both physically und mentally. Build Dr. MéCoy will gladly answer personal questions on and diet, health addressed to him, care of the Tribune. Enclose a stamped addressed envelope for reply. your body with the most efficient foods, and improve your mind by reading the best books and convers- ing with the most successful and in- telligent of your friends. The road to happiness must be paved with successful accomplish- ments, and it passes through fields cultivated by self-improvement. QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS Question: Jack writes: “I am 14 years old and am very embarrassed by my voice, which I cannot seem to control. Sometimes it is very high and sometime very rough. Why is this?” Answer: As a youth approaches maturity his voice box or Adam’s apple enlarges, producing longer vocal cords and deeper tones. This change takes place within a remark- ably short time, and it takes a while for one to get the vocal cords under perfect control, A girl’s larynx does not enlarge in the same manner as 8 boy's, consequently women do not have big Adam’s apples as a rule, nor deep voices, and they are not troubled with the changing pitches of tone because their larynxes en- large very slowly in proportion to their growth, Question: Mrs, J. asks: “What is the ghemical composition of dried igs? , Answer: The chemical composi- tion of dried figs varies, but the average is about as follows: Water 19 per cent, protein 5 per cent, fat '7 per cent, suga: and othe: carbo- hydrates 71.1 per cent, mineral mat- ter 2.95 per cent. The mineral mat- ter is arranged in the following proportions: Potassium 14.1 parts, sodium 4.5 parts. calcium 3.4 parts, magnesium 2.54 parts, iron .6 parts, phosphorus 4.63 parts, sulphur 1.95 jParts, silicon 1.5 parts, chlorine .9 j Parts. Question: Mrs. R. D. S. asks: “What treatment would you recom- mend for adhesions? Can they be cured by diet and exercise, or is surgery the only cure? Are they likely to cause serious digestive dis- turbances, gas, constipation, etc.? Answer: Many adhesions may be stretched or even broken by hand manipulation so that they will not Prove troublesome. Adhesions are always a result of inflammation and lee ne be avoided by living cor- rectly, pe eee | Dr. McCoy Suggests r Menus For a Week ee ee Dr.,MeCoy’s menus suggested for the week beginning Sunday, July 22: Sunday, Breakfast: Poached eggs on toast- ed triscuit; stewed raisins. Lunch: French artichokes; com- bination salad of lettuce, cucumbers, small green peas and tomatoes. Dinner: Jellied tomato bouillon, served in cubes; roast veal, aspara- gus, baked grated carrots, celery, ripe olives; pineapple whip. Monday Breakfast: French omelet made of the whites of two exes and two ounces of milk, served on Melba toast; pear sauce, Lunch: Watermelon as desired. Dinner: Boiled fresh beef tongue, cooked celery, spinach; salad of shredded raw cabbage; baked apple a la mode, 2 ‘uesday Breakfast: Whole wheat muffins, Peanut butter; stewed prunes, Lunch: As much as desired of one kind of fresh acid fruit, such as apples, peaches or pears, etc, Dinner: Leg of mutton, string deans, buttered beets; head lettuce, with olive oil if desired; jello or jel. well with cream. Wednesday Breakfast: Coddled eggs, Melba toast, stewed prunes, Lunch: Dish of cooked carrots and peas, raw celery. Dinner: *Broiled steak, cooked zucchini (small Italian squah) green pears, salad of sliced tomatoes, ice cream (small portion). Thursday Breakfast: Waffles, small slice of broiled ham, apple sauce. Lunch: Raw acid fruit as desired. Dinner: Roast pork, cooked cel- ery, spinach, salad of quartered cu- cumbers, apricot whip, Friday (Breakfast: Baked stuffed apple with milk or cream. Lunch: Corn on the cob, buttered beets, lettuce. Dinner: Broiled filet of sole, cooked cucumbers, string beans, salad of sliced tomatoes with pars- ley, pineapple gelatin, no cream. Saturday it: Eight-ounce glass of ort juice 30 minutes before breakfast, iched eggs on re-toast- ed shredded wheat, stewed prunes. Lunch: Cantaloupe as desired, Dinner: Cottage cheese, cooked lettuce, steamed carrot with parsley, celery and toasted nut salad, rasp- rry whip. “Broiled Steak: First, remove all Breakfast: feed from the raak as the Lg sput- upon rt during broiling will toughen it Geninst the digestive juices. Place under flame for about 15 then quickly turn. Continue ing every few minutes until cooked as desired. The object of this.quick turning at be broiled under the flame if it is properly hammered beforehand so that the connective tissue is well broken down, QUESTIONS D ANSWERS Question: R. M, Writes: “When T was a year old I had whooping cough, and from the coughing I lost all hearing in one ear. A doctor told me it would be almost impossible for me to ever hear in that ear again, for he said one of the nerves had been deadened and the drum was too weak. Do you think it is possible for me to regain hearing in that ear? Or, do you think I have wait~ ed too long? “I am 20 years old.” Answer: Your trouble may be caused by the closing of the eusta- chian tube which admits air from the throat into the inner ear. It is often possible to relieve the stop- page by curing any excessive catarrhal condition. This can be ac- complished through dieting. I have Seen several cases of deafness caused by whooping cough which have been cured through chiropractic treat- ment, It seems that the continual hard cough practically misplaces some of the vertebrae, which makes an impingement upon the nerves supplying the ear. If more Pressure exists on one side than the other, it is possible that the nerve supply will be almost completely shut off. If this is the cause of your deafness, you will notice an improvement in your hearing after one or two treatments given by a chiropractor, osteopath, naturopath, or any phy- sician who understands manipulative therapy. | , Question: Reader asks: “Is it all right to use stewed prunes or figs, or applesauce with a breakfast of oatmeal porridge?” Answer: It is all right to use stewed prunes, figs, raisins, or ap- plesauce with a breakfast containing he wholewheat or real oatmeal, but a combination of these stewed fruits and plain starchy food does not seem to work so well together, causing ex- cessive flatulence, —_____.. William F. Varney is the Prohi- bition party's candidate for presi- dent. He enters the race r the handicap of having to carry water on both shoulders, . Charlie Curtis, the Repul candidate for vice-president, was made a doctor of laws at Emporie College the other day. We're for Charlie, as some of the laws do seem pretty sick. | A New York pastor the other day Benes Siete be Hunder but go on.” None oi cabinet was men- toned by name, bower Te iu Perspiring, and reading all those thrilling rescues es er floes of the frozen ni we can’t understand why ny the shouted, “No, Ro, victims haven't the start is to get both sides of the|this is just the clim: steak seared as soon as ible and | looking ee -” olen juice which ee i is thus avoid losing the would run away immedi- ately if the underside of the steak became hot before being seared. Steak may-be eaten rare, medium or well-done, as preferred, for digestion is aided by a greater flow of gastric juice when meat is cooked to de- gree most relished by the indivjdual. tne ek, on Sreanat 2 2 nderness, enera! ‘ust or boiling, although 7 steak may’ A dispatch from New Y. lige he'd gladly Pay hi for speeding who Srrerted iy shad jy Polite. Couple of soap com down east me: thee Pg oy Bet somebody in that deal cleaned up. ew