The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, July 17, 1928, Page 4

F Bothe Bismarck Tribune “ An Ladependent Newopapes . i . THE STATE'S OLDEST NEWSPAPER H (Established 1873) a Ry oe =. second ther. . ‘Anti-Storpe B. Meno ee nay President anc Publigher Rates Payable im Advance by carrier, per ysar . aig by mail, per year, (in Po ‘ally by mail, per yea! - _ Dalla, (im state outelde rcs) = ‘A. Collaily by mail, yutside of North senator, vo, (eekly by mail, in sta year... j-, Smith jeskiy by aiutl, 21 state, cares, years, for very Veekly by mail, outside of North Dako &, re at Member of The Associated Vress eightee The A: Press ts exclusively entitled to the strike @e for republication of all news uiepatches credited ~ of the > it or not otherwise credited im this newspeper, aed * ligioustso the local news ef spontaneous origin yublished |= Aboterein. All rights of republication of al} other mst- when ter herein are also reserved. a wen (Official City State and County Newspaper) ~ E. Sm’ cratic A COMMUNITY ACHIEVEMENT er > carry « Bismarck service clubs, the Elks and the Association ~ He pre¢ Commerce tomorrow are celebrating at a luncheon eo ME: the Grand Pacific hotel the successful completion of “I 4 campaign to give Bismarck the finest baseball park Ku Klh the Missouri Slope country. * 85,” 88 Tt is to be given to the city park board debt free. Bre OPlne service clubs, the Elks and the Association of state.“ommerce are to be congratulated. They have achieved The omething worth while. that tt Bismarck’s baseball park will be a considerable asset a a, the city’s park system. It will do much to pro- ~ about note interest in a game here in which everybody is = nomitmterested. It will help measurably in discharging the . candidity's obligations to the growing crowds of visitors i Dr, oming to this city on every holiday occasion. =, Murry The city of Bismarck is achieving a fine reputation ~ NOUNCEoy doing worthwhile things that reflect its true civic a ver wepirit. Its latest achievement through the service clubs said. ind other organizations is in point. .. from * They are all to be congratulated. i this, o i gar A HIGHWAY INVESTMENT was s¢ There are investments and investments. Some sion. -hings that hardly look like investments turn out, on xamination, to be excellent money-back proposition: :- HAS now a great super-highway, connecting Can- ja and the United States with all the countries of Meee: America, is being proposed. It would enable notorists to travel the entire length of the two con- At first glance it looks like a good idea, but Sy ; -inents. ui ‘xpensive—something that would cost more than it z Farfould be worth. ~ tion o But maybe it would be a mighty good investment. _ tions At present there are only 1,000,000 autos in all South = ernie merica. With such a highway in existence can it be © kota roubted that that number would double, treble, al- ~ and wnost overnight? And where would the new ears come ~ Dakotrrom if not from the United States, purveyor of autos eration 14? b> the N@ all the world? tional It might be that American business men would be .. Clerksvery wise to get behind that proposed highway and Z, ea P o e it a reality. . : Other pT ST . Sogaa THE MIDST OF THINGS = 8. M. Gifted astronomers at the Harvard observatory have S third ound the center of the universe. It is located in the “> mann,feneral direction of the constellation of Scorpion, a Thenatter of 52,000 light years away; and all of our stars ==, Northnd suns revolve about it. A eee This represents a bit of starry range finding that ™ comb, § something of an advance over the astrology our fore- ™ Mrs. ‘athers used to practice. Long years of study and > tary-Pinely-tuned instruments were necessary to bring it “Sees it. Yet, with all respect, it is permissible to say the pehat the Harvard savants are wrong. The center of the universe is not @ fixed position. .{t varies for each individual. For an astronomer it reatinay be off in outer space, 52,000 light years away; but ton pfor the man next door it may be in the mahogany of- at lealice of a bank, the arid confusion of a railway yerd -. to thor the cradle of a baby in an upstairs bedroom. 4 — It is amazing, when you stop to think about it, that = cers men should make their lives revolve about such diverse surreand, often, seemingly insignificant points. We are here i the”, such a little time, here so incomprehensibly and T. vesselaiestically, trailing clouds of mystery, if net of cc engagslory; yet there are men who can devote their whole ~~ trade ives to knocking a golf ball about a field, putting rare <= ——=ostage stamps in little books or wandering through 2@—orests shooting wild animals. =f It would seem that we are quite blind. Given a short @—space of vivid being between two eternities of in- i Temperutable silence, we might be expected to be in a * Highéeverish hurry to sample all varieties of experience, to ‘ ourselves to things significant and lasting. But do not. Ordinarily we are content to live from day 2% day, taking the little joys that little jobs bring. It is surprising. Yet it may be that we are wiser ‘we seem. Who would be so prodigal of time, s0 dlind to opportunity, but beings who knew that they all eternity? Perhaps we use our time better Fi di! 0S late | Z. we know. ISM The scientists may put the center of the universe ww they wish. It makes no difference to us. fe each have our own center, and for each of us the point. It may be that are quite right. In some limitless tomorrow there be time for the great things that plague us in dreams. Today we have todsy’s tasks, sorrows joys, great or small. We are not wrong to stick ul i i 1s IT MONOTONOUS? oft-repeated charge of foreign critics that Amer- Sr ? a has aroused the ire of Secretary of Commerce Hoover. Interviewed by 8 writer for Good Housekeeping » Secretary Hoover pays his respects to these e by declaring that “the one great monotonous : in this country is the traveling foreign comment it.” The secretary is unable to understand how ean see monotony in what he calls “the most wiegated scene of human character and local custom w exhibitied within the confines of one country.” for; woh GPU APEPTS EL te: ry RS are) and American life are standardized and monot-| yy, eers of North Catolins. Duluth, Miami and El Paso have little in common save the English language. Okle- homes is utterly unlike Verment. We are now entering a political campaign, and every commentator thereon is remarking on the fact that east, south, middie west and west and far west have widely differing desires and viewpoints. Wherein does that constitute monotony? If all sections thought alike the campaign would be less puzzling, and the charge of monotony would be sustained; but they don’t. The truth is that monotony ought to be the last thing to trouble an American. We have diversity here, and to spare; diversity of scenery, of custom, of man- ners, of thought, of race. If an observer finds the scene monotonous he has only his own defective vision to blame. MICHIGAN'S NEW INCOME A generation or 80 ago Michigan was a great lumber state. Mighty pine forests covered her hills and river valleys, and the cutting of them poured a great stream of wealth into the pockets of Michigan’s citizens. Now most of the lumber is gone, although the upper peninsula still does a good Hit of cutting each year. But Gov. Green believes that the summer tourist vacation business will, in the near future, give Mich- igan an even greater annual revenue than the lumber business ever did in its palmiest days. He warns citi- zens that if they do not kill the goose that lays the golden egg—if, in other words, summer visitors are treated courteously, given good accommodations and are not overcharged—Michigan will speedily find her lakes, her sunshine and her beaches far more valuable than her old-time pine forests. Probably he is right. It is amazing that Michigan's development as a vacation center has not been even more rapid. Climate and scenery are superb. Nature has provided a magnificent vacation ground there. MAKING OUR MONEY WORK Americans are sinking approximately $1,000,000,000 @ year in dubious financial schemes. Furthermore, the people who are doing this are not the traditional “widows and orphans,” but supposedly wise business men. These facts are revealel by a writer in the,current issue of Good Housekeeping, who points out that “we have learned how to make money but not how to hang on to it and make it work for us.” The old rule holds good; if you have money to invest consult your banker. Don’t act on tips or on the advice of your friends unless you are willing to face the pessibility of loss. Your banker will be glad to tell you where safety lies. Let him advise you. | Editorial Comment | A FAIR FIGHT (St. Paul News) Herbert Hoover has ‘ion that a man who aspires to be president should be a gentl He proposes to fight Gov. Smith fairl: Therefore Hoover's political manager, Chairman Work, has sent to Republican leaders throughout the country the following campaign instructions: “The campaign we propose to follow will be infor- mative and constructive only. The promptings of conscience and personal liberty within the law are not Proper subjects for political aebate.” ‘this means that Kepublicans will not be per to deal in the slander that Gov. Smith as a wet agent of debauchery and that Gov. Smith as a Cath- one is pope bent on destroying tree sad commentary on the opi ind the rules of the politic democracy that Mr. Hoover should ming necessary. Yet ppeal for fair hi Some seems not only honorable a nt. a clean fighter himself. The fouls he suffers will increase his popularity among the voters. As an honorable man and an able politician, prob- ably it will occur to Gov. Smith also tnat this Hoover dictum works both way: All the libel about “Smith, the tool of Rome,” is little worse than the rot about “Sir 'Erbert 'Oover, the pro-consul of King George.” While it remained for unscrupulous Republicans to invent this one about their own Party’s candidate, some Democrats at Hous- ton were quick to pick it up. Doubtless Smith will restrain tl of his followers ho lack his own sense of fairnes: Meanwhile first honors are Hoover's. THIRD PARTIES (Duluth Herald) There is much talk of third parties in many places and for many reasons, but what has been going on Chicago shows that the third party movement is very weak and will come to little this year. The Farmer-Labor party met, thirty men there rep- resenting ten states and the District of Columbia, and nominated Senator Norris of Nebraska for president, though some wanted to name the Socialist, Norman Thomas. Senator Norris won't run—said so before he was nominated said so again after he was named—so that le: this ticket with neither head nor followers. Clearly the Farmer-Labor pa: is patine: o1 ry a national party anyway, though it still keeps a fairly lively semblance of poii 1 tife as a local party in Minnesota and North Dakota. Senator Norris would have made a good man to head a third party if there had really been any third party to head. He is independent, liberal to the verge of radicalism, and undoubtedly sincere. But anyway, it is plain that he is not ready to drop Repupli label, which still elects him in Nebraska, mn though the best he can say for his party it it is tl lesser of two evils. Other symptoms of a third party movement, due to Democratic disaffection in the South, will not come to soyining, permanent. Many Democrats there will rote for Hoover, but they will remain Democrats, de- serting the head of the national ticket .only, and only for this cam; There may be a third party in this country some- time, but not yet. The Socialists, much diminished because 40 many of them have either gone conservative or turned Communist, still remain the nearest ping te a third party in sight, ti th the Prohibitionists, stout fellows who cling doggedly to one idea, are going through the motions. MARK YOUR TOWN FOR FLYERS (Minneapolis Journal) Steadily the air traffic of Minneapolis is ineenasing. lore mere panes Oally are land or taking o! from the Wold-Chamberlain Airport. first visit to the airport is commonly luctive of astonishment at the extent of its use. this means, aside from i Ed maps aly te aes po! ion, ly more planes flown not on established ai: necti linneapolis and other ai: more or less new, as the need of This puts a new duty up to the cities and » With the coming need of aii “= &Y We aS inly glad that I invested wisely and wi'dly in smart clothes before I left Madame Elise’s shop, for I need all my war paint here. This hotel is filling up fast, and the majority of the population is of my own sex. I am surrounded by the most snappy and unscrupu- lous flappers, and the most elegantly marceile:: and med matrons, and it looks as if it were going to re- solve itself into a matter of every woman for herself. Somehow, I had forgotten the fierce competition that goes on for the elusive male. For a while, I de T have been riding high haven't felt it. And by my sim- ple system of keeping Alan con- stantly on the alert looking out for me, he has had very little time to get into trouble himself. But here, I feel him slipping out of my hands. Undoubtedly all my work will +. spoiled if we stay. What with Helen .vamping jim beautifully, ard actually having re- duced him to the point of subjection where he will run errands for her, and listen to singing, and with about three others in hot pursuit I long for the old na bo when I used: to come in «ith my face smashed up in another man’s car, and get a little attention myself, is painfully little material re. Brother Shelton, my best bet, at the carcely my ideal. He quite frankly disapproves of my language, my accent, od inde. lence, and my sunburn. He says am abominably educated, and have | no accomplishments that really mat- ter. Al 7a beat T have the most classically cut , and the best modeled ieatures he has seen in years—and that I am full of un- realized talen's and possibilities. It would have been much better for me, he thinks, to have had a career instead of havi married, for now, he says I | OUR BOARDING HOUSE i] lly than an enthusiast and a dab- ler. What he is really doing, is trying not to fall in love with me. For in spite of not approving of me, he really likes me, and he fights against | the idea. As a matter of principle, I must humble hic proud spirit. ‘Inat is why I am going out with him to- night in his boat for a sail after dinner. | Anyhow, that will give Alan an ‘ excellent opportunity to listen to Helen’s troubl's for a few hours. Perhaps if he hears enough of them, I may not be called on to interfere. Yours for trouble, MARYE. NEXT: Mom is worried. (Copyright, 1928, NEA Service, Inc.) —.- - ——_—___—__+ | IN NEW YORK | ee New York, July 17.—“Blind Joe” has never seen the “frantic Forties,” in which he plies his trade of news vending, but he has come to know | hundreds of Broadway's famous per- sonalities “by sound.” Alse he jknows all the corners and nooks of the Times Square belt “by sound.” Even as the crowds surge by his news stand Joe can pick out a pass- hearing the familiar voice. One of Joe’s whimsical variations remark: “Really, I don’t remember your voice ... but I’ve heard your voice somewhere ... .!” I am told that he can identify at least 100 persons by their voices. But, he says, they move about so much in these times that it’s harder to keep up with them. It becomes a bit confusing. R | A note informs me that the new | Picadilly Hotel in the Times Square belt will have corkscrews installed in the bathrooms. This measure is being taken to save the furniture. I am told that one of the matters of considerable concern to mid-town hotels is the constant damage in- flicted on bureau drawers, window sills and such by impatient tenants trying to take the tops off ginger ‘ale or charged water bottles . . . to say nothing of those who arrive with sealed bottles. | ae | It has often been noted that the ‘children of the East Side are, of all Manhattan dwellers, most avid for Wow LISTEN To ME! THE Bovs 4° ARE GOING “1 “TAKE A DOUBLE VACATION TLL seer Nou Dont BUTT oA “ THEM “THis Time ! ~ Youve BEEN AWAY ENOUGH ALREADY /~-DURING “He LAST FIPTEEM YEARS, You HAVE BEEN MY B LOST AND FouND COLUMN, + GoING “THREE {id WEEKS AWAY, THEN SHOWING UP SUST WHE I WAs RELAXATION ! ~~ Go GET ME SOM Cl GETTING USED-To MORE ES PINS !¥8 ing acquaintance — and does — by} on the common social apology is to| lecture halls, courses in special study, musical programs or artistic exhibitions draw thousands from the young men and women of the tenement belt—all eager to advance their station of life. This is ticularly true among the Russian and Jewish classes. The Stadium orchestral concerts ;which begin their season of out- ‘door programs each July, draw most lof their gallery patronage from the struggling masses of the city. ‘2 8 The youth of New York, generally speaking, constantly belies the repu- jtation the younger generation has been getting for burning candles at both ends. They: are invariably in ;the majority wherever cultural events are concerned—and the “poor j working girls” somehow manage to gather together a sufficient number of dimes to arrange the admission fee. GILBERT SWAN. (Copyright, 1928, NEA Service, Inc.) o—_————_—_ BARBS } ee aise What chance will the talking movies have against the people who are teling their neighbors. “how it happened in the stage play”? se 8 Boston canine that talks is named Jacqueline. We just knew that when the dogs started talking, the first word would come from a lady. see | Maybe those Liberty bonds traced }to the Republican national commit- | tee by the Teapot Dome investiga- tors’ were really guilt-edged securi- | ties. ye When a man picks a chicken it is not news. ee Lord Askwith says American hus- | ba face famine if the tin supply out. We hope it doesn’t run out until Europe has paid up, anyway. Our forests are going, but things could be worse. Just suppose some fashion leader should come down the ‘street wearing a wooden leg. The younger intellectuals are now questioning the existence of time. Seems to us they are only trying to kill time. (Copyright, 1928, NEA Service, Inc.) The per capita consumption {flour in America is about 177 will never be | cultural advance. The scores of pounds. By Ahern Go It “THe LAST ‘ LIFE-BOAT OF A SINKING VESSEL, WIth —Hose UNBEARABLE wil THEM, ee AND INTOLERABLE WITHouT atten ! ‘| sell & TUESDAY, JULY 17, 1928 A SUCCESSFUL LIFE (Concluded It is a good plan to walk home after work or to at least cover from three to five miles every day, even though you may have been walkit during your working hot dition, use some calistheni cises, trying to work up a good through the exercising, and taking a cold shower afterwards. Next, lie in bed and relax for about a half hour and then change into fret clothes for dinner. You will feel abundance of health and vitality a’ er following this regime for a few weeks. Your dinner should consist of one of the good proteins such as beef, mutton, rabbit, chicken, fish or fowl, using one-fourth to a half pound, and the choice of one or more of the cooked non-starchy vegetables which are listed for yeur luncheon, and a choice of any of the raw salad vege- tables. You may also have a dish of Jello, stewed fruit or ice cream for dessert. Your eve.*1g should be spent in some type of recreation, such as reading, conversation, or attending the theatre. You owe it to both yourself and your family td take in a good show once or twice weekly. Do not work during the evenings. You will have better success with your business if you relax and save your strength to concentrate during your working hours. Try these suggestions which I have given you and I am sure that you will notice an improvement both physically and mentally. Many of my patients tell me that after they have gained their health they were able to do five or six times as much as they were capable of previously, and in many instances their incomes and salaries have increased in a like Proportion. Even though you came to my of- fice for personal advice, unless you are suffering from some serious dis- ease, I doubt if I could give you better advice than the regime which I have just outlined, and although this advice has not been very costly to you, you can make it just as val- uable as you wish if you are willing to follow strictly the rules which I have outlined. A strong body, free from pain, is the natural right and_ heritage of every living being. Even though you have lived haphazardly up to the present time, you can probably develop a stronger and more effi- cient body than you have now. Physical and mental improvement are not accidental. They are a re- sult of scientific laws which you can learn as well as any one else, While health should ve a natural condition, so many have departed from natural living that it is necessary to make an intensive scientific study of health-building if we wish to obtain the highest mark of perfection. It will be splendid if each of us will remember that we have a body for development, and that this body is the finest piece of property that we will ever possess during this life, and the conservation and cultivation of our health and ideals will bring us far greater dividends than any real estate we may develop, business we can control, or bonds we can own. Make the Poeeievation and de- velopment of health the paramount interest in your life. ,Here’s to your health, vigor and vitality! JULY 17 1777—Vermont constitutional con- vention met. 1854—First part of emigrant: it by the Massachusetts * Emi: see society reached Kansas. Postage and other sta ‘ made legal tender in amounts less than e dollar. 1898—U. S. flag “oisted at Santiago. r At the Movies —_——__________, AT THE CAPITOL With a background of a tropical island, and all that this suggests, Sammy Cohen and Ted McNamara, the incomparable comedia: coming to the Capitol theatre for a two-days run in Fox Films’ “Why Sailors Go Wrong.” _,These boys are taken from a big. city into the jungle and find them- selves in dangerous situations con- taining lions, cannibal chiefs and cannibals are the ind_ most feroci men Sammy and Ted had ever imagined, id they wear the most elaborate But the girls are more in- teieaie i in pasticulet, for ¥hom e ve every © against the cannibalistic odds. nee Through strategy a la blackbot- tom they completely capture the en- tire isle. The savages dance this dance until they are caught by the rhythm of it and thus prove the: are advocates of modern jazz as wel “ein OE, st in the featured romani roles with Cohen and McNamara os Sally Phillips-and Nick Stuart. PALACE THEATRE, MANDAN Vaudeville is now a regular fea- ture at the Palace tre in Man- dan each Wednesd: : evening. For this week the bill opens with Will Cowan, presenting “ - which includes an "fiaprensiontotic dance of Pat Rooney as well as tap dancing and original dances. Sue Russell ame Paul Haggerty, cna Rus- laggerty appear-in “Oddities of Song,” offering comedy songs and piano. le J Vireiala in Flashes of r . siting yw a sorety skit con. tie set vanced cases are serious whether lives in the desert or near the oma nswer: Mild cases of tuberculosis may be cured in any climate. Ad- Dr. McCoy will gladly answer personal questions on health t,o "Enclose a stamped addressed envelope for reply. I have a special series of ar- ticles on tuberculosis which explain its cause and treatment which I shall be very glad to send to you if you will send me : large, self-addressed, stam| envel ,. Gertie: Ro, asks: “Will you please tell me a good way to treat warts? I-have several on my left nd. Have been treating them with iodine and also OG Pencil, but am getting poor results. Anewer! A small crystal of gla- cial acetic acid may be dissolved on top of the wi ‘his will usually cause it to disappear. If the wart is large, this treatment should be repeated after several days. Question: R. M. asks: “Is zwie- bach the Answer: Zwiebach is Melba toast, but it is not wholesome as the Melba pared in the home, since most com- mercial varieties of zwiebach contain sugar, and are not thoroughly dex- trinized. Question: Mrs. M. B. G. writes: “] have a lump on the right side of my neck about the size of a pecan that has been there for over four years. Has never bothered me but I get worried at its being there. It is movable. Would like to know what causes it.” Answer: The lump is probably a fatty tumor and will cause no harm. If it does not increase in size you in any way I would advi to leave it alone. However, operation for removing this kind of tumor is a very simple one and not attended by very much danger. Question: “irs. R. W. writes: “I have had the itch now for six months. All the baths, soaps and ointments do not cure or help me, andI a most anxious to have relief from this trouble.” . Answer: Every kind of itch which does not come from an outside infec- tion can be cured by dieting. The main change is to regulate your food combinations so as to overcome ex- cess acidity which is the principal cause of any acidosis which produces skin irritation. estion: N. 0. R. H chewing gum ever beneficial?” , Answer: Chewing gum is benefi- cial to the gums, increasing the cir- culation of blood through these parts. Thoge who are troubled with excessive gas will sometimes notice that they have more gas when chew- ing gum. T! due to the swal- lowing of th iva which contains an alkali called ptyalin. This makes carbon dioxide gas as it comes in contact with the stomach acid. This difficulty can be avoided if the liva is not swallowed. Question: N. J. H. writes: “I\have been troubled for a number of years with my back hurting. My trouble is just to the right of my backbone at the wep T am enclosing a dia- gram, and have marked just where The cross on your dia- gram marks the place in your back where pain often develops from kid- ney stones, gall stones, or gas pockets in the colon. Only a careful diagnosis would tell just what is causing your particular trouble. garetha, one of the best top mounters in the country. ELTINGE THEATRE Sam Hardy likes best to play of check-suited bluffers. He admits it. He gets more kick out of portraying this particu!-- brand of American “pest” than any other character, he says. i tured in “The Big cise,” tl % Ben Hecht. news- paper picture, which comes to the tinge for Wednesday. And he is there with bells om or, rather, with his checked suit on, as the proprietor of the “jumping tub” concession at Coney Island, who wants to marry Alice White, daughter of the “dumb’ subway guard. Chester Conklin. “The Big Noise” sparkles throueh- out with Hecht’s humor and satire, all of which has been translated to the screen with deft touches. Bodil Rosing and Jack Egan are alto fea- tured in this production, HAS BRIDE ARRESTED , Youngstown, O., July 17.—A short ei ic <= -- yet ere