The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, June 8, 1928, Page 4

wThe Bismarck Tribune Ap ludependent Newspaper THE STATE'S OLDEST NEWSPAPER Fr bor: gy vmarck, tha™arck as second class mail matter. andCeorge D. Mann .. wat ritaDatly by carrier, per the his Daily by mail, per year, brit (in state outaide Bismarck) 1 wit PP Weekly by mail, t Weekly by mail, outside of (Established 1873) yar of rear see esee eee a feaa of Circelation Pal Member of The Associated ress \ da; The Associated Press is exclu tioalso the local news of spontaneous herein. All rights of rep @-ter herein are also reserved. fl G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY pennies iy NEW YORK -- - Fifth Ave. Bidg. THE WAY OF THE UNDERWORLD CHICAGO DETPOIT Murders are not uncommon in our larger cities. Kresge Bids. ee In Bldg. aoe dg. ae (Offleial City State and County x NORTH DAKOTA'S BEN Lo It is written that in the Roman Coa youth, rede two horses and sometimes three. If he could live again and come in this day before. | -te North Dakota he would be reduced to the status of *a mere knothole gazer at the games. i 4 Mr. Nestos and Mr. Shafer, our own North Dakota | men—will not talk. But, after all, we needn't feel so "Ben Hurs, are shattering his record. bill. _ Consider also Mr. Shafer. He YGimit and he is against it. He is eee eee eres A Cpindustries, as his record shows, and he is against 3st them. abr There are Ben Hurs in every ‘ py Shafer. - tacle? ni: A. H. Woodward, Birmingham 1 eg! 0 Cros Ly a priceless legacy from his mother. Woodward has reached the point where he doesn't }on that side of the seat where the steering wheel need any more money. But this legacy wasn’t money; | isn’t. ~ $t wasn’t anything that money could ever buy. SEcS ea, Ce His mother’s will was read recently, after her Love: The quality that makes a man think his Si death. In it was the following paragraph: wife is getting plump when she is getting fat. at value, after all. It will buy food, te ‘= man cannot live by them alone. 4 and convinces him of his immorality et i with money. = sreturn. of memory. ¢ “pout ‘paar: they will be happy. “Kwise, his money will be able to do siast years. :7euch as his: “he has never {happiness or worry during tdo it? tion is not in need of much else. —_—$— — $$$ s Published by the Bismurck ‘Tribune ¢ mpany, Bis- t@xpayers and business. N. D., and entereu at the postoffice at Bis-' some congressmen had declared possible and desirable, «»Preaident arc Publisher Subscription Rates Payable tm Adv: Daily by mail, per year, (in Bismarck) .. Daily by mail, sutside of North Dakota .. Weekly by mail, in state, per year ..... a state, three sears for orth Dako a, re ively fortse for republication of all news «ispatches credited he to {t or not otherwise credited tp this newspaper, aad cation of all other mat-) Foreign Representatives ————$—$—$— — | bootleggers, Mr. Nestos will be in St. Paul next Sunday to| world is keeping its population down, Acts of violence “address the farmers participating in the march of are regrettable, of course; but the death of a beer agriculture to the Kansas City convention. He would support the administration, he tells us, and he is for the principles of the McNary-Haugen 2 Bi course, but none so versatile as Mr. Nestos and Mr. “On Dancer! On Comet! On Cupid! On Vixen!” And, anyhow, isn’t this campaign a Roman spec- THE LEGACY OF LOVE Ni one of the wealthiest men in the south, has just received . “I wish my son, A. H. Woodward, to know that he has never given me cause of unhappiness or worry ar Ciduring his life, and it is my desire that he remember Sime as giving to him a perfect love.” aS Se EE aE UD ‘That is the priceless legacy the rich ‘Mr. Wood- Trying to show what you know often shows what MB ward received. It is worth far more than any/|you don’t know. . an C monetary bequest could possibly be worth; it would be 80 even if the recipient had not a dime to his name. m, ore concerned, is not a commodity of very et | Editorial Comment Money, when the real, fundamental things of life automobiles and such like, and they are very fins sets a man above the beasts, makes life worth living It has to do, rather, with the giving of i service and devotion and the receiving of love in And, as a man grows older, there is the matter All that he has done is the material of which his memory weaves a background. this background has a texture that will bear close *Vnspection, the man need not worry about his declining : If it happens to be other- c It is in these fundamentals that Mr. Woodward ‘Chas been made rich beyond most men. How many \ men can look back into the past and see a record given me cause for un- his life?” How many men ‘would not give every cent they own to be able to And then there is that other line: “it is my desire Sthat he remember me as giving to him a perfect Jove.” The man who has the memory of such devo- Truly, it was a splendid legacy that Mr. Woodward geceived. To a real man it is more valuable than reduction, flood control, farm relief, Boulder dam, Muscle Shoals, navy construction, election reform, re- ‘turn of alien property and immigration. | As regards tax reduction, congress succecded fair- ly as well in satisfying itself, the white house, the The cut was far less than and somewhat more than the maximum president and Secretary Mellon. The compromise reached on flood contr pletely satisfactory to neither side but makes possible! an extensive construction program containing some! promise of relief for the Mississippi River valley. | Congress, for its farm relief attitude, is being| ‘rebuked by both opponents and proponents of McNary- Haugenism; 'g’.the first for passing the bill and by | the latter for not passing it oyer the president's veto. Immigration measures were not pressed, perhaps | |for political reasons. Boulder dam ran the hazards of eleventh-hour deliberation. The Muscle Shoals meas- ure is unsatisfactory but criticism is favorable regard- ing the action on alien property. The seventieth con- gress disgusted everybody by its do-nothing-but-in- vestigate policy toward election : Like many of its predecessors, the seventieth con- gress has demonstrated the advantages of a congres- sional recess every presidential year. set by the @ titled to the origin published Nor is it uncommon for a shooting to be explained by the police as “part of an underworld war.” The gangsters and racketeers have a way of HURS settling their disputes without outside help. A busi- games Ben Hur, ness rival, an upstart gang licutenant or a squealer is quietly pistoled on a dark street, and things go on as Newspaper) Police seldom are able to bring the slayers to justice, as the parties involved—even the wounded [badly about it. In its own rough way the under- | baron or a gambling king is no loss to society. A NEW PL TO END WAR Lieutenant-General Frits Holm of Denmark has @ new scheme for preventing war. It probably won't get adopted, but it sounds as if it might be effective. A nation adopting it would pass a law providin, |that in case of war the head of the state, his cabinet, all his male relatives, all members of parliament who | voted for war and all bishops and prelates in the na- tion's churches should at once be pressed into service as privates in the infantry of the,shock troops. They would serve until death or the end of hostilities and would not be eligible for promotion. This sounds a bit drastic, indeed. One imagines that General Holm will have his difficulties getting it through very many parliaments. is for the state for all the state walk ‘of life, of capitalist, rated The male belief is that woman’s proper place is It may not be a good idea to mix religion with your business. Your business may be politics. clothing, houses, yet The thing that! HE GAVE HIS LIFE (Portland Oregonian) There is not much to cause the world to remember the Socialist Labor national ticket of 1924, but its! candidate for the presidency, Frank T. Johns, who died @ glorious death yesterday that will cause him to be held in grateful remembrance. He plunged into a river in Oregon to rescue a drowning boy. He did not ‘succeed, but he gave his life willingly in the effort. | Greater love than this hath no man. NOT NERVOUS WORK (London News) It is easier on one’s nerves to fly an airplane than} | to steer an automobile, asserts Mrs. Maggie Florman, Sweden’s only woman flyer, who received her pilot's lcertificate at the Civilian Flying School in Stock- holni. Ever since she took her first airplane ride | with a military machine at the Swedish Army Flying ; School at Malmslaett, in 1918, Mrs, Florman has been | anxious to win an international flying certificate. She | has accompanied her husband, a flyer and a captain in the army, on numerous air trips, one extending as far as to the Balkans. has nothing to do If much to pad his TREES AND MEN (Milwaukee Journal) There is an old tree in a down town alley which, in spite of sooty air and in spite of being partly buried under a fill of cinders, is today in full and joyous leaf. It is the pride of its environment, a living example of success through difficulties. Farther out, in our politer suburbs, men carefully plant jealously protected saplings. They surround their roots with the finest soil. They plant them just the right depth. They prune them and shape them to a is com |° THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE His Actions Speak Louder Than Words! | HEALTH “DIET ADVICE: se ee ie om OF THES PAPER, SY DRIACCOY WHO CAN BE ADDRESSED. cant ay DECEPTIVE BLADDER PAINS {ability to retain fluid in the blad- Many people, who think they are | der. This is true in many diseases. |suffering from kidney disease, are|jof the spinal cord and in some really feeling the effects of a dis- lisorders, or in affections order of the bladder. The symptoms of this trouble are varied, but usual-|| pe yfeCoy will gladly answer ly include pain in the back or groin, | . painful or frequent passing of urine, |{ Personal questions jon health gravel-like seriiment, blood, and care of the Tribune, ” sometimes nains that are mistaken . for rheumatism. These disorders | ,,rnclose, a stamped addressed are found in both sexes, at any age, | le 3 f2om the cradle to the wheel chair. | Some form of inflammation is ,of the circular muscle which acts practically always present in blad-|as a closing valve to the bladder. der trouble. This is usually slow, Growths inside the bladder usual- in developing, but may form sud-|ly do not prodtice any distress un- denly from an unusual irritant o in-|til they are well developed. Ulcers nervous WASHINGTON LETTER § BY RODNEY DUTCHER NEA Service Writer (Copyright, 1928, NEA Service, Inc.) Washington, June 8.—Sometimes the hand of fate stretches out from a smoke-filled hotel room in the early morning hours and picks an perhaps to victory, in a presiden- tial campaign. But not this year at Kansas City. It’s not a year for the Favorite Sons—the men nobody knows. a Repub''c:1 victory in November might be different. But the party is going to present the country with the kind of man who already has prestige and large following, after carefuily determining whic! candidate has the best chance to win, see wire pulling than the electorate has been led to except at national con- ventions. There notable absence of deep, dark plots. As a matter of fact, those govern political conventions much less fre- quently than many persons sup- pose. In past years, furthermore, every- one knew just who would control a couvention-—sapecialy a Repub- lican convention. here were Hanna, Penrose, Crane, Aldrich, Quay and such as they. They gave the nomination to the man they wanted nominated, and no one else had a look-in, This year there is less subter- ranean work going on than ever. It’s nearly all on the surface and the Kansas resemble the election of officers of a large high school class. There will be no group of old school poli- ticians powerful enough and 5: enough to manipulate the result. And, assuming that a nomination is not made promptly, it shouldn’t be difficult for the innocent by- stanJer to follow the successive steps. . see There will be, no doubt, some sur- prises. There will be a great deal of pressure brought on some leaders whose position is not clear-cut. Per- haps there will be numerous hotel obscure third-rater to lead his party, | was already assured, the situation! For that reason there will be less/ appears to be aj City convention will) rt} have the nomination or not. recom discrssions and arguments. But there is no deep stratagem now under way to put over any particu- lar candidate. There are several aspirants and each one has_ hi forces determined to take advantage {of the first psychological moment that seems to present itself. Most of the political leaders present will be working for their own best inter-| ests and the interests of the party! will more often than not coincide with theirs, No evidence has been prdduced of the carefully laid plot suspect- ed by many to put over Vice Presi- dent Dawes. There is Dawes sen- timent throughout the middle west, along with Lowden _ sentiment.| Dawes can have Illinois and In- | diana about solid, with a minority of Ohio delegates, if his chances seem good =“ any time. There is a (sprinkling of Dawes sentiment through the east. But the politi- ciars who would like to nominate | Dawes are, like all the rest, only waiting to see what turns up—which may be anything if they manage to stop Hoover. | Instead of practicing their arts and wiles behind the scenes, these| stop-Hoover politicians will use fearsome \hoops and wild threats against the men whose decision will finally decide the nomination. The latter, by force of circum- stances, are in a position to jump, be pushed or to refi se to budge. The most important and most in- teresting of these political person- alities is Secretary of the Treasury Andrew W. Mellon, This frail but | active septuagenarian is enjoying his position «f power, for, as every- one knows, the uninstructed Penn- sylvania delegation will peabebly, be able to decide whether Hoover can The Mellon fun is doubtless cloyed by the fact that he can’t make much of any move without the approval; of Boss Vare of Philadelphia, who shares control of Pennsylvania with him, but the Keystone staters doubtless will function together this year as they have in the past. Mellon prefers Coolidge or Hughes but would prefer Hoover to Eaves, and so, apparently, would Vare. The question is whether they can be talked or scared out of sup- porting Hoover. Whichever way they jump, no one need be sur- prised. Another politician of importance will be J. Henry Roraback, national committeeman from_ Connecticut! ang a survivor of the Penrose-Crane- | Platt type. Unlike Mellon and/ Hilles of New York, Roraback will not have to worry about any pro- Hoover insurgency in his delegation. The Connecticut delegation is the most enthusiastic — pro-Coolidge group headed for Kansas City. What Vice Chairman Hilles will be able to do with his uninstruct- ed New York delegation remains to} be seen, He may vote nearly all of} it for Coolidge on the first ballots; the same possibility is true as re- gards Mellon and his Pennsylvan- ians. Hilles is regarded as = repre- sentative of the Wall street finan: ciers. He is not opposed to Ho er personally, but wants a candi-j date who will have a chance in New| York against Al Smith. Senator Jim Watson, Indiana’s favorite son, has been one of the leaders of the Old Guard group at past conventions and will be an im- portant figure in whatever fight develops. “Sunny Jim” is a close friend of Dawes and will do every- thing he can to get him nominated. National Chairman William M. Butler, who will head the Massa- chusetts delegation, is regarded as anti-Hoover and is primarily pro- Coolidge. There is a majority of Hoover delegates in the Massachu- setts delegation, but it will un- doubtedly cast some votes for Coolidge if the president makes no protest against such a course in the meantime. Hoover has many slick politicians in his own ranks in case there is any need for heavy strategy. Ex- Congressman James W. Good, his pre-convention manager, is a veter- an lobbyist. Bascom Slemp of Vir- ginia pres:mably will have the ne-j gro delegates from the south in| hand, aided by Rush Holland, form-| er as~'stant attorney general un- der Daugherty. The negro delegates are notori- ously slippery, but they will be in cap.ble hands, though Slemp would hardly be likely to stick with Hoover after his chances went on the down grade. It will be surpris- ing if former Chairman Will Hays of Indiana is not somewhere in the background. Former Chairman John T. Adams of Iowa and former National Committee Secretary The bladder walls are adapted to contain a slightly acid fluid. A per- cessive alkalinity or acidity will produce enough irritation to inflame medicines are particularly irritating to the bladder and kidneys. This is true of onions, garlic, turpentine, wintergreen, and wrong combina- tions of food. The pressure of abdominal organs upon the bladder itself is a cause of weakwess that is not often recognized. The intestines, and sometimes actually tho stomach it- self may slip down out of their natural positions and weigh upon the bladder. Children often have mild cases of bladder inflammatic. that become acute at the age of puberty from the pressure of de- veloping organs. In women, there is often a pressure from the womb during pregnancy, and sometimes forms an antroversion (falling for- ward). A shyness or carelessness, causing one not to obey the natural calls, will often be the beginning of a bladder irritation. Stones in the bladder, or renal cal- culi, produfe a tenderness in the bladder, and severe, sharp pains up- on passing water. There is a tendency to frequent urination, and usually only a small amount can b_ passed at a time, which may be tinged with blood. The calculi or gravel may vary in size from a dusty, sediment to that of a fair sized marble. culi. This acid should be oxidi and rendered entirely harmle:; just as arc the citric acids, but in a few individuals, suffering from acidosis, the oxalic acid is passed through without being consumed. As long as the individual has this tendency, he should avoid those foods con- taining oxalic acid. The ce ly used foods that contain sufficient oxalic acid to be avoided are cocoa, tea, pepper, sorrel, spinach, and rhubarb. Contrary to the opinions of many, tomatoes do not contain enough of this acid to have any detrimental effect. In some diseases there is an in- fection. of manent tendency toward cither ex- | the delicate lining. Some foods and | Oxalie acid, found in many com-| mon foods, is the basis of most cal- zed | the bladder sometimes form in jeases of chronic inflammation or |gonorrhea, the latter disease being not uncommon, even among those | who are entirely ignorant of the fact \that the have contracted it. I advise a urinalysis as soon as lone notices any discomfort in this region; in fact, it is a good policy for one to have this done at interyals simply as a means of being f warned against the development of serious disease, QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS Question: Mrs. H. V. writes: “I |have had stomach trouble for near- | ly two years and very often I have distressing pains below the stomach. | 'The doctor thinks I will have to have an operation and have the gall blad- der taken out before I shall be bet- ter. Do you think I shall be obliged |to have this operation?” Answer: It is unwise for me to attempt to diagnose your case through this column or to estimate whether or not you should have the gall bladder operation. I find only {a small percentage of gall bladder jcases require operation, as a diet treatment will usually effect a com- jPlete cure. The diet should be tried \first and if this fails it is time enough to try surgery. Question: J. G. R. writes: “I use two tablespoons of bran along with clabber every morning for my break- jfast. This acts as a laxative. Is |this combination all right?” Answer: The combination of |bran and clabbered milk is all right |for you if you are getting regults with it. I suggest that you use pul- verized bran, and only the curd of ithe clabber, disearding the whey. Question: Embarrassed writes: mes am a young girl and have a heavy jgrowth of hair on limbs and arms. {In fact, there is a visible hair in practically every pore on my entire bod; Will you please tell me the |cause and how to overcome this con- | dition?” Answer: It is perfectly yatura! ‘for some persons more than others jto have a growth of hair on their jlimbs, It is foolish to try to do any- |thing to remove it as long as it cov- ‘ers such a large area, as in your particular case. George B. Lockwood have been ac- tive Hoover workers and will be on the job at Kansas City. All Hoov- id of course, wiil be des- perately determined to prevent the convention from being swayed by the farm state demonstrations. Lowden’s manager, Clarence F. Buck, is one of the Illinois dele- gates at large. Prominent among the Kansas delegates at large are Senator Capper and William Allen White, who promise that the dele- gation will vote for Senator Cur- tis untif fe releases it. ris of Nebraska, led by progressives such as Senators Blaine and La Follette of Wisconsin, will take part in the “farm revolt. Dearest Mom: Now don’t become excited about Delegates | supporting Senator George W. Nor-| fny collection of stocks and bonds you can imagine. Stocks and bonds you can use for a while, but when you die you cannot take them with you. But love— or so we believe and trust—can be taken on, beyond ‘the grave, and kept forever. CONGRESS’ ACHIEVEMENTS The most that can be said of the seventieth con- gress is that it has come up to the average. It has “been neither a notable nor a notorious session. The ‘Syecord of the session on legislation, if largely negative, ‘$= good as far as mischievous proposals are concerned, ‘with one or two exceptions. When the session convened last December the major issues as congress itself saw them were tax if IN NEW YORK | » New York, June 8.—Of all the eccentricities indulged in by Man- hattan’s wealthy playboys, the most ‘amusing was recently introduced by middlé-aged millionaire who car- ‘ Ties his own entertainers with him wherever he 4 + aia of the young “rushing” her. night club. west and, it de ! from pla cell joke. vations, hops j.: reaches Man! however Only once in 0 moon |hattan resort has trained his tae | are Gaerne ns, meses | Portan "reer _e, ‘ania’, ble. es on Broadway with loose-|from under the tables of patrons. ly dangling from pockets. Such} So cleverly does the hound operate #% ah event, once more-or-less common-|that he is seldom caught and the one | iar Hoe Seis 2 tare ferern | proremine 6 Able {0 Beake resales. On | from resort to resort. laughs it off by explaining that it’s Even biggest spenders today | just a cute little trick and p idea that put the city in the middle west. short time she had a great crowd One night a most ardent suitor dropped into a famous When the cigaret girl came by on her rounds, he all but ear toppled from his chair. the “society girl” from the middle veloped, had bee: , who considered it an ex- ee a +, |@ western sheriff. The companion pind ees oly og vous flashed a typical sheriff's badge and $iee, F008 Ne comme nee New York lor @ merry eveni theater, night club and hotel reser- | bod: his private airplane hattan in and ‘4 chorus. The chorines of the club relieved the opening ° 4 2 him of his badge, his handcuffs and i gat. The boys who toss hundred dollar cg Mes standard. They do everything possible to make of them trees that will lead upright and useful lives. Then winter comes. A second spring finds half of them dead. Many of the survivors are warped and mis- shapen. Only a few give promise of that perfection which might be sapected from the pains expended. The grand old tree in the alley is, of course, an exception. Not all gutter trees rise to such heights —but think of the triumph when one does. The care- fully nutured trees on our fine lawns deserve little praise when they grow straight and sturdy and beau- tiful before the Creator. The gutter tree does. And so do the gutter men who rise beyond the standards of their environment. As for the men who, like some trees, profit nothing from their superior nurture, they may have their place but it is not a proud one. They and not the helpless downtrodden of the alleys are the failures of the world. Within a} psychological effect. Men who could buy half a dozen night clubs, if they wished, now argue over an extra 60 cents on the night's bill. They make it known that they intend to pay no more than the regular fees. Manhattan beaus She was Recently the chatter of the night {club belt has concerned itself with spendings of a Chicago editor who arrived in Manhattan for a vacation accompanied by = strapping com- panion who has all the earmarks of place by the rich appeared to have a gat on his hip. About daybreak the other morn, the lyguard—or whatever he is— snoozed off, as the result of in- dulging in too much giggle water. . He wires for time for The owner of a certain mid-Man- dog through a number itunts, GILBERT SWAN. | HAW, EGAD,~ STRAIN OUR ENVIOUS EYES On THESE SOUVENIR BALLOONS ORIGINATED FoR “THE BiG CONVENTIONS f+ w-foMorROW J LEAVE YoR KANSAS cITy wrt FIFTY THOUSAND OF “THE LEPHANT BALLOONS !~ wR DEAL THAT WILL NET ME AROUND $300. Wit EXPENSES 42 THRE | OUR BOARDING HOUSE By Ahern| SSP AN? WELL PROBABLY READ IN TH’ PAPER How YoU-TReED “To CRASH “TH’ GATE Wo TH CONVENTION, HALL, DISGUISED PULLMAN SMOKER You WON*T TELL Td’ AMUSED LISTENERS, “THAT Nou'RE GONNA SELL «To BALLOONS ATTA” CONVEATION! “wer NOLL BE GIVING 'EM ~TH” this letter. Take it easy. For your precious child isn’t just as swect to look upon as she should be. And the way I got this bandaged face is a little subject upon which the hus- band and I are yet to have words. I know at the start that you will side with Alan, because you old-fashioned, and because you have always felt that every time I smiled at any man besides my legal, lawful husband, I was courting danger. With that much of an introduc- tion, and hoping that you are pre- pared for the worst, I will revert to type and tell my sad story. - As I told you, I felt that the family honor demanded a new’ gown. for Julia’s party. So I hied me forth and selected a beauty—a vivid flame red affair with one of these Louiseboulanger draped backs. As I,was about to take a hum- ble street car home—Alan having taken the family bus to drive to the golf course—I happened onto Pede —in his roadster. He was headed my way, and it seemed to me quite innocent to be driven home instead of boarding the trolley. ede said he would be glad to drop me at my home, since he was driving that way anyhow. I hadn't expected to see him, and I hadn’t a thought on my mind but how beau- tiful I was going to look at Julia’s. But of course, Alan isn’t convinced yet about that. Well, we sped along pleasantly, and all of a sudden, I don’t seem to remember just how it happened, we collided with a street car that couldn't seem to make up its mind whether to go or stop, and did just el igs from what Pede figured it When I say collided, I am over- stating the case. Really, we hit it very lightly, and there would have been no difficulty of any kind if the jar had not caused me to take a nose dive toward the windshield, which I cracked neatly with my own fair face, much to the detriment of my face. I was not cut on the glass, just mashed up a little on my right cheek and chin. “ Protected as he ‘was by the wheel, | Pede didn’t even get a scratch, The |radiator of the car and one fender were a little the worse for wear, |but that lists all the damage. |. This really didn’t hurt me much, but Pede insisted on taking me to |the doctor’s—fortunately we were very near one—and he made a few applications of salve and did a little | bandaging, and said the map would |be as beeutiful as ever in a week or 80. Pede was distressed as only a Latin can be. He took me home, and insisted on waiting until Alan came home so he could explain everything to him. I out-insisted, and ordered him to go. Somehow, I believe the safety of everyone's face lies in Alan and Pede not meet- jing over my bandaged body. So I’m all done up on the chaise jlounge, in my best negligee, await- ing the fireworks. I hope I shall jnot have to bear any of the evi- dences of it on my face—it shows less on my soul. Yours, MARYE. NEXT: Alan writes Mom, °»——_—_____________4 | BARBS | —_——————_ Two women bandits in Minne- apolis robbed and beat a man. The ladies are taking up all sorts of jobs now outside of home. oe We were rather sorry that Con- gress adjourned. A couple of sena- tors we know will have to hire halls. * Henry Ford continues collecting old horse cars, inns, furniture and other antiques. Wonder if he’s got any 1925 ords among that lot. * * Good news from Hollywood, folks. Fifty thousand are said to be unem- ployed. At least they are not mak- ing pictures in which the cub re- porter is Sherlock Holmes, in which the villain reforms and marries the district attorney's daughter or in which the farm boy goes to the city and spoils the dite of the slickers. : ee A court ruling allows Chicago to use the word “brew” in restaurant and safe signs. That’s the wildest town! eee _ The American Society of Magl- cians convened the other day in New York. Probably secking a s0- pam yet to the “draft Coolidge” ic] ere ,. The Britisher who says America is too. efficient probably never has seen a woman driver trying to park @ 10-foot sedan in a 7-foot space pabucstatlie y The Black Stone of Mecca is un- rivalled in the world as an object of veneration; it is, in fact, worn smooth by the kisses of millions of devotees ‘since Mohammed himself kissed it more than 1300 years ago. rr Capital Funeral Parlors 208 Maia Ave. Licensed Embalmer Phone—Day cr Night—ee Jos. W. 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