The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, June 6, 1928, Page 4

ft The Bismarck Tribune bad An ladependent Newspa per T i THE STATE'S OLDEST NEWSPAPER (Established 1873) Published by the Bismzrck Tribune C mpany, Bis- marck, N. D., and entered at the postoffice at Bis- marck as second cli mail matter. Ceorge D. Mano .. + President arc Publisher Subscription Rates Pay: Datly by carrier, per yoar ... nets Daily by mail, per year, (in Bismarck) .. Daily by mail, per year, (in state outside Bismarck) Daily by mail, sutside of North Dakota Weekly by maii, im state, per year ... Weekly by mail, :1 state, three years for Weekly by mail, outside of North Dako a, re YORE nrereceseeereee sss tecccessseseenes seoees 1.50 Member Andit Bureau of Circulation Member of The Associated Press The Assuciated Press ts exclusively entitled to the use for republication of all news ulspatches credited to it or not otherwise credited in this newspaper, and also the local news of spontaneous origin published herein. All rights of republication of al) other ter herein are also reserved. (Official City State and County Newspaper) The Man for Governor In the keynote speech of his campaign for the Republican nomination for governor with endorsement of the Nonpartisan League Thor- stein H. Tharesen pledges himself to continue the policies in the management of state in- dustries which have been inaugurated by Gov- ernor Sorlie. That will be quite satisfactory to the people of this state, for the Sorlie policy throughout has been one of sane reconstruction and a friendly attitude to the state industries which the farmers of this state, who are 85 per cent of its people, created by their expression at the polls and through the legislatures they elected. Mr. Thoresen points out that Governor Sor- lie’s policy of selling the state’s bonds through the Bank of North Dakota are responsible for much of its profit showing. He points out also that only a majority of the voters of a county can make possible the estab- lishment of branch banks of the State Bank of North Dakota, a fact the Independents in this campaign continue to ignore in their attempts to ghost the people and create another save-the- atate calamity ready to hand for the occasion. Thoresen recognizes as does every fair minded citizen of this state the issue of farm equality which underlies all the issues that have been made in North Dakota in a decade. This is a thing too many people in a frantic scramble for office are forgetting in this and have forgotten in past campaigns. He sees possibilities in the terminal market at Grand Forks and a considerable number of the soundest business men in Grand Forks, in- cluding the president of the state’s fourth largest banking house, agree with him and are actively backing his candidacy as a result. The Tribune cannot agree with Mr. Thore- sen in all his conclusions, but it supports him for nomination in this primary and it admires his frank stand, his consistency and his most impressive sincerity. There is a note of devotion to the interest of this state and to the welfare of all its inter- ests both business and farming in Mr. Thore- sen’s statement that is inspiration to every North Dakotan who believes this state has suf- fered about enough from misrepresentation. Every North Dakotan is willing to face the facts as they are, but there is none who relishes having them distorted as is so often the case. Thorstein H. Thoresen is able, clean, sincere. He has a fine record as state tax commissioner. He qualifies as a student of taxation problems who thinks straight, as he indicated in his speech to the county auditors at their Minot convention. He should be the next governor of North Dakota and he will be if the people carefully ; consider their interests. Traffic’s Toll of Game Few peaceful inventions of man have proved : more destructive to life than the automobile. * It takes an alarming toll in human lives in the course of a year and destroys feathered crea- tures and four-footed animals by the hundreds of thousands in North Dakota every 12 months. . _ The motor vehicle has become one of the deadliest enemies of small game and _ birds. That the poultry raiser suffers a considerable loss is widely recognized but the public has given little thought to the extent of the destruc- tion among bird and wild life. Game conservationists must take into ac- count this new factor in plotting their cam- pues for the restoration of good small-game unting. Where rabbits are not plentiful, auto- mobiles probably kill as many in a year as gun- ners shoot in a season. Conservationists and hunters look kindly upon the automobile for the aid it is giving them in the decimation of night- ' prowling and game-stalking cats. The cats automobiles kill in the course of a year had ‘ their lives been spared probably would have _ taken a greater toll tn birds and small game . than that taken by motor vehicles. - Most drivers doubtlessly try to avoid run- _ ning down rabbits and birds, and certainly no motorist will deliberately hit a skunk or a large animal. Yet rabbits and skunks suffer the most. Theie is nothing to do but wait the coming of that generation of dumb creatures to which caution on highways will be as instinc- + tive as other instincts of danger. Immigration and Assimilation The immigration system in operation in the L | United States is designed to admit to this _ country natives of other lands best fitted for * American citizenship. It is not the intention of * the government to provide a refuge here for | Europe’s criminal and radical outcasts. | . It is the purpose of the existing law to as- | similate new arrivals as rapidly as possible and ‘without disruption of the — nation’s social, | political and economic order. In order to in- sure these aims, provision has been made not _ only to select the newcomers, but to reject any ~ of them who, after arrival, prove they are not Daerieani eres at, ets 5 | World quarrel ‘1 n by strangers rho pass its gates, and that full advan‘ be n to benefits that are offered them + ter are too manifold to enumerate. citizen has the right to advocate such in Advance Kt e On Bond MeN SRS CDRS ye Perr ern Ts rable and . No citizen or resident ag the right to advocate the use of force to y about It makes no difference in mse behalf such tactics are employed. N to revolution. They can see where pts can be miade and have enough 0! Leisure has teen added to the daily routine of changes in the government as he believes |ha THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE WEDNESDAY, JUNE 6, 1928 faith in the American people and their go ernment to believe that both are improving by natural processes of evolution, which though slower are more effective than revolution. America has discovered that it pays to speed up production of all things except governments and political innovation The New Leisure The eight-hour day, vacations, afternoons off and a determination among business people and others to have a little play have given the American more hours of leisure each day. eating, sleeping and working. _ This new leisure has been appropriately named the “new freedor It heralds the emancipation of the average man. It stands for a time in American history when life is some- thing more than a business of getting sufficient sleep and food to support the body and mind through the hours of work. The public health is being benefited through the devoting of leisure hours to motoring, boat- ing, bathing, hunting, golfing, baseball, foot- ball and other sports and amusements. The by many of their leisure in reading good books, attending good shows, patronizing good music and in continuing the education begun in school and college. That is that part of the public health and the public mind which is using the new freedom for these things, is so benefiting. That the uses of leisure provide a national problem and that many are not making the best of their larger freedom is evident from the efforts of the Carnegie Foundation to convert the leisure hour of every man and woman into an hour of mental and physical improvement. Shooting by Dry Agents been wasted on bootleggers who have been shot by prohibition agents. Yet the fact remains that the prohibition agent or policeman who is too quick on the trigger is'a menace to the community. In Michigan receitly a prohibition agent saw a man on a river im a rowboat. to him to stop, and shot when the man failed to do so. The man was killed. It developed that he was an innocent man and had not heard the officer’s hail. The dry agent sentenced to prison. Friends of the dry agent asked Governor Fred W. Green for a pardon. Governor Green refused, sayin “I have no sympathy for officers who shoot first and find out about it afterward. . : Just because somebody doesn’t jump at an officer’s command is no just reason for the officer to start shooting. There is altogether too much of this deplorable practice going on.” | Editorial Comment Punishing by Taxing (New. York Times) While Congress was debating taxes, the Treasury was collecting them. Secret Mel- lon reports payments of something more than $2,000,000 demanded of the beneficiaries of the Continental Trading Company, of unsavory oil memory. The payments which have been made were for back taxes on profits not reported, and for penalties due to concealment, or failure to make a return. This result fully justifies, from the financial point of view, the whole Senate inquiry. As Senator Walsh donically noted, the entire expenses of the investigation up to the present has been only a little over $14,000. | On that a yield of $2,000,000, with more to come, shows an uncommonly good ‘investment. Again we have in this transaction a vivid reminder of the way in which the men of large| wealth involved were utterly oblivious of their! responsibilities. They made no tax returns on these secret profits, although required by law to do so, because they knew that their opera- tions could not bear the light of day. But the Treasury came down upon them when the facts became known, and their lawyers were com- pelled to advise them to pay up without a pro- test, including imterest and penalties. There has been nothing like this certainty of taxes shown since the Tithing Man made the Duke disgorge. Legal process against Messrs. Sinclair, O'Neil, Blackmer and Stewart may be long drawn out, and may fail; but when the Collector of Internal Revenue descended upon them, there was nothing for it but to surrender uncondition- ally. If, as Chief Justice Marshall said, the power to tax is the power to destroy, it is equally true that the power to collect a tax is sometimes ah effective method of punishment. Alaska in the Air (Duluth Herald) The airplane has become the long-distance taxicab in Alaska. In the last half-dozen years passengers have covered three hundred thou- sand miles in the air. This is about a hundred times the distance from Boston to Seattle through Duluth. Alaskan flying is no fad. It is the child of necessity, and it is a healthy and intelligent child. In Alaska there is very iittle railroad mile- age. It is a land of dark forests and snowclad plateaus rising here and there into rugged mountains. Roads are few and these are most- ly hard trails. In vast stretches communica- tion on the surface is possible only in summer, when for a while the snarling streams are open. public mind is benefiting from the employment ; Rather more sympathy than necessary has | He called | | All Right, Fellers! This Is Gonna Be for Keeps! WELL, 1 AIN'T GOT Pss-st! WE ‘tL Swire HIS MARBLES: WHEN HE ISN'T NO MARBLES — dB BUT | BETCHA BY RODNEY DUTCHER NEA Service Writer Washington, June 6—Senator J. Boomboom McWhorter will have his convention headquarters in one of the homiest coziest hotel bedrooms in all Kansas City. Its attraction, he hopes, will be ir- resistible when’ the party plotters Idecide that it's finally time _ to nominate somebody, Senator a candidate. after the convention has writhed in deadlock for two or three hundred ballots everybody will be yearning for a nice cool bedroom, with re- freshments, where the real work can_be done in comfort. Hence, in the McWhorter _bed- room headquarters, there will - be draperies, overstuffed chairs, a few baskets of roses and possibly a lovely cigaret girl in flowing robes. se Plenty of cigars, of course. Good cigars, too. Five-cent cigars may be good enough for ordinary dele- jgates, but not for the type of heavy politicians the Senatcr hopes to lure into his web on that fateful night. Senator McWhorter watches his cigars closely since that recent oceasion when an enemy substituted 1 box of explosive perfectos on him just as he was about to receive a delegation of postmasters from his home state. He had a heck of a time transferring the wrath of his guests from himself to the enemy. On each wall will be large pic- tures of the senator himself, with banners urging “McWhorter for President.” McWhorter is a mod- est man, but the little group of powerful men he expects to enter- tain will reaiize that this is his headquarters and that no special attempt is being made to persuade them or anything like that. Of course there may be some slight difficulty in drawing the .meeting of the best minds into the McWhorter bedroom, but the Mc- Whorter board of strategy expects to have an active little group at work which will be weaving around and exclaiming to people every few moments: Mc- |sa Whorter, as most’ people know, is | And he suspects that | fans, two or three seductive | "WASHINGTON LETTER )__“Migosh, have you seen the Mec- ‘ Whorter bedroom?” |. And after two or three hundred iballots have been taken, everybody will know all about it and the presi- dent-makers will know just where ‘to come. see At this moment, however, political | Washington is marveling at the iiy of the McWhorter startegy. any one can remember, an in history has ever learried on such a subtle and yet brilliant pre-convention campaign. Senator McWhorter, one learns, thas established himself as the jeleventh choice of an_ enormous Inumber of delegates. He has rea- son to believe that the final fight on the floor will be between those leaders and delegates who will take him as their eleventh choice and those who will never take him un- ider any circumstances. “es “If Caleb Grunt had only had jsome eleventh-choice strength in | 1876 he would have been nominated |and elected,” Senator McWhorter explains. “One by one, the first jten candidates were weeded out and janybody with foresight could have jhad it then. Today I’m _ the eleventh choice of more delegates than you can shake a stick at and look at my prospects! | “Hoover will be stopped early {because the middle west and east don’t want him and he couldn’t be elected. “Coolidge can’t take it after re- fusing it and neither can Hughes, land neither of them would be jelected. “Lowden and Dawes can’t win because they’re against the admin- istration and neither of them could be elected. “Curtis won't get it because he’s too old and he couldn’t be elected. “Borah and Norris are Bolsheviki and couldn’t be elected. “Jim Watson won't be nominated because of the Indiana scandals. He couldn’t be elected, anyway. “Senator Goff is out of it, of course, and wouldn’t stand a chance in November. “Yes, sir, this party has got to have a man that can be elected!” Dearest Mom: did not share your jcousins, far and near. interest in Rather weird branches of the, family tree have shown up from time to time, that made me glad that we did not hold to the oriental idea of close fam- ily life. But Cousin Julia is a cousin I okayed at sight. We figured out we jare fourth cousins, really, but that is all right. And if you think Julia has faded, you ought to see her. She seems to have blossomed out with the years, and to have developed a personality that makes years quite inconsequential. And when I remembered you spoke to her as an old maid, I really had to laugh. And I should say her chances of making a brilliant mar- riage—if she wants to—are still ex- cellent, because she seems jrounded with attention. You should hear Alan on the sub- ject of Cousin Julia—he becomes quite poeti It seems Julia is in no hurry about getting married. She says she enjoys life as she is now—and she knows she would make a most unsatisfactory sort of a wife, owing to a disinclination to stay “put.” She is on her way now to Europe, and is going to spend the early sum- mer in Cornwall. Later she has planned some sort of a trip in the Austrian Tyrol. Then she is going to the Majorca Islands where she has a little house, and picks up the most adorable Spanish furniture and jewelry, which she handles for an exclusive antique shop in New York City. Her life sounds like a travelogue without the lantern slides. And you've never seen such an enthusias- tie person in your life. As for her clothes, most of which are made for her right on the Rue de la Paix,,I must say they are the best argument I have seen so far for moving to Paris. I spent a day with her, and Alan ABoUT-THE Time, T HOUSE CLEANING So men fly from one mining center to an- other. When a gold strike is reported, argo- nauts descend upon it out of the sky. Many a man, sick and close to death and far from medical aid in the wilds, has been carried through the air to a hospital at a coast city. Fur-buyers from the states fly over forests and mountains from trading post to trading post, and they even bring out their most precious furs by air. Even the hunters are beginning to fly in search of big game. There is always a path through the air in Alaska, as elsewhere, but in Alaska man-made channels are few. The dis- tant North with its airplanes and its radios is being closely knit with populous centers far- ther south. Canada comes in line. Through that spruce- clad area from Lake Superior to Hudson Bay and west of it, two great systems of railroad we made their way. There is not much else of life except the occasional trapper, the strug- ing lumberman and the hopeful village. But droplanes are seen there in the government service, watching for forest fires as they pass through the sky from lake to la::e. The great North is taking to the air. The gain is beyond calculation. : Ve HEARD WHISPERINGS AT You PLAN ON DOING GYPSY EXIT IN A FEW DAYS To ATTEND -THE CONVENTIONS ,~<Sust “fo START GENERAL WELL, YOURE GoING AS FAR AS “THE BACK YARD WITH Wo BIG RUGS, uw AND SIDE TRIPS “fo“THE ALLEY ~ WITH RUBBISH | OUR BOARDING HOUSE CITY f we You WAS tae SOMEONE “To T Will PAY o) BARRELS! By Ahern MY DEAR,~I AM FoRCED -To “TELL Nou-THis,~ I AM BEING PAID “To “ATTEND -THE CONEATTIONS BY A NOVELTY MANUFACTURER OF “THIS FOREVER “TAUNT ME ABOUT NOT WoRKING,~-EGAD, I |} DETEST “THAT WORD,~-EMPLOVMENT, Ff IS A BETTER PHRASE, ~~~ AND ~ Now You WouLD THWART ME FROM P FULFILLING THiS SOB, ~No,<THis POSITION $4 MY WORD, HIRE DO MY PART, AND FOR His TIME, ~~ , ti jsmall intestine is mostly absorbed j with cireular |tract and push | There have been times when 1! sur-/ you know. A LESSON ON THE DIGESTIVE TRACT Most of the absorption of this digested food material takes place in the small intestine. After ab- sorption the blood carries the food all through the body, and each cell takes from the blood that food which it, requires. The small intestine is lined with little finger-like projections which contain blood vessels. They stand up into the. digestive food fluid | and absorb it. So abundant are these villi that they give the inner surface of the intestinal wall a velvet-like appearance. They absorb food much more rapidly than a smooth wall could do, since they have from four to eight times as much absorbing surface. The caecum forming the bottom of the ascending@large colon scems to be a pouch for the purpose of | breaking down the cellulose, and the vermiform appendix which emptie: HEALTHeDIET ADVICE & Dr Frank McCoy , ,. Sea AS ON a MOL ONE ES have just studied. I hope that you will resolve to study so much about Dr. McCoy will gladly answer personal questions on health and diet, addressed to him, care of the Tribune. Enclose a stamped addressed envelope for reply. ’ dietetics that you will avoid those diseases which are caused in this manner. I have articles on “The Proper Food, Combinations,” “Exercises to Develop the Abdominal Muscles,” and “How to Take an Enema.” It you will send me a self-addressed envelope with four cents for return postage, I will be very glad to mail |any of the articles you desire. QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS Question: G. K. asks: “Will you please tell me how to rid my eye- balls of a yellow color? Have tried into it produces a kind of digestive fluid which assists in slowir.g down! putrefaction. Its secretion is ver; similar to the secretion of the in. testine. The large colon has none of th finger-like villi of the small intes. tine. It has a number of glands | which secrete mucus and throw into | the colon some of the waste poisons | of the body, This mucus acts as| an intestinal lubricant. The fluid which has not been absorbed by the! in the ascending and transverse colon, In the descending colop and | in the rectum the feces becomes hard in the cha®acteristic form. The whole digestive tract is lined! muscles which con- this food mate which form powerful poi poisons are absorbed and are known y too weak to properiy digest the food that they were intended to work! | upon, there a fermenta- tion and dec: ¢ prin- cipal reason why it is important to} properly balance and combine your diet so that there will not be too jmuch conflict in the digestive} | processes. i | The whole digestive tract is tabout 32 fect long, and that it can | be contained in so small a cavity is a wonderful illustration of the powers of nature. ing to realize that most of es of the body originate ns that are produced by putrefaction in this tract that we! | Sensible, Doctors | s a fruit fast for three days and felt very bilious and depressed. I am bothered also with a gaseous omach and am very much under- eight.” Answer: A three-day fast is just enough to stir you up and make you feel more bilious and depressed. Keep up a fruit fast for at least ten days if you want to get rid of the jaundice which is* causing your eyeballs to become yellow. The tendency to a gaseous stomach will | disappear after such a fast if you will afterwards use the proper foods in correct combinations. Question: I. M. writes: “I have been on an orange juice fast for two weeks for anemia. What diet should follow?” . Answe Follow the general plan of the weekly menus which I pre- pare for you every Saturday. No special food is required—just the |same kinds of wholesome food which everyone should use. The fasting | will’ get rid of the poisons which jare the cause of the anemia, and your blood will then build up on a ell balanced diet. Question: Mrs. A. J. B. writes: “I have to clear my throat real often, although I do not bring up phlegm. It doesn’t seem to be a habit. Could you tell me what causes this?” Answer: Such symptoms are oft- en forerunners of tuberculosis or bronchitis. Any irritation in the lungs may create the desire to jcough, even when there is nothing to cough up. If the cause of the jirritation is not removed, there may Every tickling cough ‘without phlegm should be carefully considered and the cause removed. seems to know practically everyone} worth while in town. So far I have not the | news to Alan, but I am going to buy a new evening gown” for the oceasion. Family honor at stake, And anyhow, I want one, though the charge accounts this month have really been worked ove-- time, I fear. Don’t tell Florence, but her artist flame, far from bemoaning her ab- sence, is actually captivated by a Russian actress, who treats him just a little less casually than he has been in the habit of treating his lady friends—and for once he is walking chalk. I doubt if he would remember Florence’s name now. I hope some day I can high-hat the world. I’m sort of tired of taking other people’s dust. Sometimes I wish I had not mar- ried so young—that I had had a career. Don’t you? Lovingly, MARYE. broken | INNEW YORK | ee? New York, June 6.—The Broad- way that presents itself ’» the sum- mer visitors this season is a bit more tawdry than ever before. Bit by bit, the section above 45th street has been surrendering to the “rackets.” In and about 50th street, it now resembles a combination of Coney Island and the street fairs. There is a fly-by-night cheapness about the catch-penny shops and the sidewalk tradesmen. Even the “orange drink” stands have begun ta decorate their em- poriums with scenery reminiscent of the cheap grotto fronts of carnival Caves-of-the-Winds. In one store- room a fmechanical baseball game operates. Next door a fake ori- ental manipulates trick cards and Points to his array of puzzles and magicign’s wares. A song plug- ging shop makes the night hideous and two radio and phonograph rec- ord establishments seek to rival it from their tiny cubbyholes. The ballyhoo men of the automatic photograph galleries inform you that “there are plenty of cameras ready in the rear.” So step right up! night and day and cheap jewelry concerns flash their paste Raubels from the windows, _ The endless line’ of Chinese restaurants have strung loud speak- ers from their doorways, so that the strains of the orchestras up- stairs overflow into the streets. Now that the evenings are warmer, the 10-cent dance halls have’ opened their windows and jazz mingles with jazz in a mad, discordant symphony. The odors of sizzling ham! r sandwiches and hot dogs hangs low over ‘the corners. And each day sees some new racket springing to life to catch the summer trade, Perhaps I am growing a bit old and finicky. But Broad.:ay wasn’t like this a few tenis back. There was an illusion of tinsel ‘hat seems to be fadin,;, And, walking along about 9 o'clock in the evening, it seems just a little depressing. There sare millions in this city, | in Toronto, The gyp auction stores run|be 7 and I are going to a little dinner|many go to visit the Aquarium. And party she is given next week—she j hiki ing societies are quite the rage. Golfing is so popular that the near- Iby links are jammed from-dawn to sunset and one must have a healthy purse to have any sense of freedom. The same goes for tennis. But, [ am told, it’s pretty much the same in most cities today. GILBERT SWAN. a l BARBS | ES a Science now has produced a me- chanical man that talks, Pshaw! This is presidential year ‘and we've seen a lot of ’em. » e * A woman drove 2500 miles on a motorcycle to give aid to her son Ont. Yes, woman's place is in the home, A small cannon, fitted to a sun ; dial, is still used as an alarm clock by the Sultan of Morocco, Just the thing for city council. Congress passed 923 new laws during the session just adjourned. Leaving out tax reduction and Muscle Shoals, go shead and name two of our new laws, Neither can = es Airplane golf is the new game in New York, Ought to make lots of birdies. “* Holbrook Blinn was elected rresi- dent of the Actors’ Fidelity League the. other day. We wonder if that league has a chapter in Hollywood. (Copyright, 1928, NEA Service, Inc.) Belgian Flyers Stay in Air for 60 Hours Brussels, June 6.—(AP)—A_ new world’s record for sustained flying was established Monday when the Belgian flyers Adjutant Louis Crooj and Sergeant - Pilot Victor Broenen landed at Tirlemont after being in the air 60 hours and 8 minutes. The Belgians’ mark beats the rec- ord of 53 hours and 35 minutes held by the Americans Haldeman and Stinson, and 58 hours and 37 minutes established only last week by the Italians, Ferrarin and Del- prete. It was believed here, how- ever, that the Belgian record could regarded only as semi-official inasmuch as the patrol tanks were replenished during the flight. 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