The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, May 25, 1928, Page 4

PAGE FOUR The Bismarck Tribune An ludependent Newspaper THE STATE'S OLDEST NEWSPAPER (Established 1873) pee? ee Published by the Bismzrck Tribune C mpany, Bis- marck, N. D., and enterea at the postoffice at Bis- . warck as second class mail matter. Ceorge D. Mann .............President and Publisher — —$—$—<— Subscription Rates Payable in Ad’ Daily by carrier, per year .......+... Daily by mail, per year, (in Bismarck) Daily by mail, per year, (in state outside Bismarck) . Daily by mail, vutside of North Dakota Weekly by mail, in state, per year Weekly by mail, :a state, three ye: ~ Weekly by mail, outside of North Dako a, pe 3 FORE verevssececcceoes seveees, seveee 1.60 7 Me=xber Audit Bureau of Circulation : Member of The Associated ress a The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the : use for republication of all news uispatches credited . to it or not otherwise credited in this newspaper, and ulso the local news of spontaneous origin published herein. All rights of republication of al] other mat- fer herein are also reserved. Foreign Representatives G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY NEW YORK -« - - Fifth Ave. Bidg. “CHICAGO DETPOIT Tower Bldg. Kresge Bldg. ‘ (Official City. State and County Newspaper) A Great Day Dawning i ‘America is “on the eve of the greatest flow- | ing of culture civilization has ever known,” 4n the belief of Chauncey J. Hamlin, president pf the American Association of Museums. j ‘ “We are beginning,” says Mr. Hamlin, “to see) the awakening of an interest in art, science, | architecture, poetry, history and other cultural) ‘ubjects such as will surpass in grandeur the finest works of ancient Greece or the} Renaissance.” | 1 This, he believes, is due largely to our great | brosperity. \ “Art has always flourished where people had _ geisure,” he explains. “America’s great indus- rial expansion has paved the way for a cultural &xpansion.” An essay on the relation of mass production} fo the fine arts would make interesting read-| ng. It is rather surprising to think that “merica’s preoccupation with factories, rail-| Soads and mines, which has given us the name| ef the world’s champion materialists, should sventually be responsible for a flowering of Friritual and intellectual activity. Yet, after all, it is only natural that it should. sivery period that has been unusually rich in! vhe arts has been a period in which men felt! Br keakbate . “ that they were standing at the dawn of a new! ‘ra; a period in which old shackles were drop- ning off, old barriers falling and new horizons Lpening to view. } And this period, in America, is such a time. « To be sure, there are many who do not think | do. Open any roughpaper magazine and you ayjll find some writer bitterly deploring every gacet of our civilization; you will read that there giever was a time so hostile to intellectual and irtistic endeavor; you will discover that the P'deeper thinkers,” almost unanimously, are ‘ery down in the mouth about everything. ir But they are mistaken. Consider, for a Wnoment, what the last two or three decades tave brought us. They have shown us that it is within our wower to wipe out all poverty. tout a luxuries and refinements. They have in- lbicated that there is no major material obstacle ' snoved. pt What should such an age be if not an age * Wf soaring hope? The fact that we have not mur new discoveries is nothing. We have them; Hamlin is right. a@ great age. just now attaining manhood. He will great things. ‘A New Gift of Tongues We are at the dawn- : ame League of Nations meets at Geneva late this _. maonth, no time will be wasted waiting for qranslations of the speeches that are made. Edward A. Filene, the forward-looking Bos- merchant, could see nothing but inefficiency the old method of holding up the sessions “_ mfter every speech while translations in all of q ope various languages represented were read. . mo he enlisted the aid of Thomas A. Edison and ne following system was devised: stz On each delegate’s desk there is a headphone. delegate puts it on and adjusts a dial on desk to the language he wants. When the hit. Others in tl iis va At the Movies ELTINGE THEATRE Su laney, " William Astor. the encroachments of radio, - to @ gyto-compass and other scien- | Evfie methods that make the sea ~ dovmost without hardship, and the + 2.0ogern ship a great floating hotel. This is sravhically proved inj tkie Coogan’s new “Buttons,” now v. ‘se at the Eltinge for today and 4 joo ingy clas’ 38 the landing here band of colonial that attended the sea story of the ultra mod- i — piayed aboard a great | soldiers b; 7 mee, oF hotel on the mee: The ys a@ pa or A , WSeving in the British ay Great Britain trains » for the ocean. Cit is a sensational and heart-grip- s adventure that Jackie under- & great of comedy. massacre Hanson, the vg ad first reaped fame in “The Scar- 8 ‘a compelling role eas side 0: fd the soldiers on sia: food, the soldiers me ay 5, 10 The Metropolis merce, at ture The federal laced a garrison at Ft. suggestion of General ‘Anthony | It was and appeals in upsetting the conviction of 06 | bly is to be commended. | speaker begins to talk, a row of interpreters on the platform translate his words, each into a different language. Their words go over tele- phone wires to the headphones of the various {delegates. Thus each delegate will hear the {speech, as it is delivered, in his own language. This will mean much to the League. Lingual difficulties have caused it to waste much time in the past. The League owes a debt to Mr. Filene and Mr. Edison. Free Assembly The action of the New Jersey court of errors | Roger Baldwin on a charge of unlawful assem- Baldwin and two associates were arrested more than three years ago during the Paterson textile strike. They were addressing a group \of strikers on ihe subject of police interference with strikers’ meetings. There was no dis- order of any kind and no threat of any. But the Paterson police dispersed the gathering and THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE There’s a Bit o’ ‘Jekyll and Hyde’ in Us All [Wits so mvc 7 SPIRE US LOVE NATURE -+--- : 4, Y] we <i eee er \ They have|at modern society. Dnabled us to conquer the limits of time and|to blame if it has found that the young people . They have given the submerged masses|do not treat it with respect. o» chance, not merely at decent living conditions, |are natural for infants, forgivable in youth, be- ;et learned how to take the best advantage of |shouldn’t sweep up her own cigaret ashes’. Fortunate is the young | solar Illinois to Reenact Ft. Massac Massacre Ft. Massac Park, Ill., May 25.— | (AP)—Southern Illinois will reenact Col. George Rogers Clark and his and the massacre of Fort Massac type Indians, camouflaged as SeNgnsatiantic liner, a veritable city | bears, will be shown in a pageant. ~ Stet celebration, June 25 to July 4, includes the re- Merchant | building of Fort Massac » in the apprenticeship by|at the time of th her | revolutionary forces, wich breast- works thrown up along the river and cannon mounted at strategic places. Barges are to the river carrying Clar': and his men attired in colonial costumes. Kentucky side of the river, when Indi Ohio river only to find themselves promptly killed them. of the celebration, backing state hie*orical as-|to jucah, and the Padi Eid A algae held Baldwin and his friends. sentenced Baldwin to six months in jail. Now the appellate court has knocked out |this conviction. It announces that the consti- tutional guarantee of free speech and free as- sembly means what it says, and that no one ‘can be held for unlawful assembly unless the |meeting he sponsors is in sober fact riotous or | dangerous. The decision is a victory for the cause of liberalism. Creative Work A group of Boston business men has been exhibiting a collection of paintings at a public gallery in that city. The paintings are the work of men, prominent in various phases of business and industry, who have adopted paint- ing as a hobby. These business men are wise. A man’s hap- piness depends largely on the way he uses his leisure time. If he fills it with unsatisfactory pursuits his life will seem rather empty; if he devotes it to something worth while he will get a great deal of enjoyment. Dabbling with such a hobby as painting is a splendid means of diversion. There is a sat- isfaction to creative work that cannot be ex- pressed in words, even if the man who tries to paint happens to be a rotten artist. These Boston business men are making wise use of their leisure. A silk hat is that shiny black thing, used nowadays only by stage bankers, magicians and aldermen about to meet the Queen. | Editorial Comment | Development (Detroit Free Press) “Less than two years ago,” said the pro- fessional booster, with a wide sweep of his arms to include a new outlying area of his city, “this was all farm land.” Is that so?” said the visitor, who was some- what artistic and had a sense of beauty, as he looked over the shacks, pools of stagnant water, abandoned motor cars, and so on. “Is that so? |That’s too bad.” Slacker (Los Angeles Times) George Bernard Shaw was taking pot shots “Old age has only itself Actions that come unpardonably, silly in old age. “A curate was admonishing a sweet young 2 mankind's well-being that cannot be re-!thing for lack of respect to her grandmother, {when the girl impatiently interrupted him. “‘T know that grandma is old and feeble,’ she iadmitted, ‘but that is no reason why she on Solving the Stars’ Mystery (Newark News) Gigantic stars that could engulf the whole ystem are transported from their far stances of hundreds of trillions of miles and set beside our own sun as a result of the latest researches of astronomy. Spectral messages are received by a combination of the world’s the International Labor Conference of {largest stellar spectrograph and the world’s largest telescope, the 100 inch on Mt. Wilson, Calif. They are interpreted by Professor Henry Norris Russell, Princeton astronomer, who worked with Dr. Walter S. Adams, director of the Mt. Wilson Observatory. The powerful spectograph, just put in use, gave stellar spectra photographs almost as detailed as the standard spectra of the sun, the earth’s nearest star. Hundreds of lines in these fingerprints of the stars were revealed for the first time. The spectrum lines allow the astronomer to analyze the stuff of the stars, take their temperature and probe their atmosphere. the cast are Vera! Burr came to plot and plan a new Gordon, Kate Price, Charles De-j republic. Carol and Gertrude Beaudine directed. the united the wilderness to Kaskaskia captured the English fort there. 150 years ago of COPS VICTIM OF THIEF warriors. Scenes landing of Clark | here, crooks made away with of the coppers’ overcoats. mned for The annual census of the mates of the London Zoo that there are 827 mammals it stood rrival of the snakes and fishes. float down! ,pveRnTISEMENT FOR BIDS. occurred on the| 22 for the painting of the outside School building No. 3 and all outsl buildngs with one coat of pain' bear skins crawled the stream to en- across the river. the “animals” for rowed across the chool district. 4 ve rete i bid ject any or al 3. MRS. JOHN 0. RISE, President. MRS. ARTHUR BJORHUB, Clerk. 5/21-22-23-24-25-26 the mercy of the chamber of com- of the Illinois bidder. This Pi use in Driscoll Community for sciling getting High Li governmen: first | Bard Fess) a ON 0) Stony | ee ee Bie that Aaron) Bids to be opened June ist,” The lower courts ‘ort Massac was the first point in Illinois and the old northwest territory over which the flag of colonies was raised. From there Clark and his band of men from Kentucky and Pennsyl- vania marched overland rena an Salt Lake City.—While 200 of the city’s finest custodians of the law cut fancy capers at their annual ball ive In the lot were two fur coats, valued at $400. in- shows and 2027 birds as well as 2000 to 3000 Sealed bids will be received by the board of Lein School District Number Further information may be gotten WANTED—BIDS. % K. W. Delco Light Plant for sale ighest lant now in M Bat- it et any to ffl santa ( y ) ( al} lm Z V4) Nia 40) cre WHY DO WE HUMANS SO OFTEN DEHAVE TOWARDS HER LIKE THIS? WASHINGTON LETTE BY RODNEY DUTCHER \it, for Mr. Vare threatened to run Washington, May 25. — Probably | for Reed’s seat if the Mellon crowd the funniest thing that has de- didn’t help him out. i veloped in this political campaign is pe | the distinct likelihood that the Hon.; At any rate Mellon obviously had! William Scott Vare of Philadelphia |to divide political control of Penn- | will be credited in the pages of his- sylvania with Boss Vare with the| pe as the president-maker of 1928. threat that Boss Vare might squeeze | erhaps it’s not so funny after |him out entirely almost any old time. | all. Perhaps Mr. Vare is just|Vare, meanwhile, knew that the | being made an instrument of Di-! Mellons would try to unhorse him vine Providence, for, as everyone | sconer or later if he didn’t beat them | knows, the Almighty works in mys-|to it. When Reed failed to save his; sterious ways His wonders to per- | Senate seat, he was free to do as he/| form. pleased. | It’s the same Mr. Vare, of course, Along came the recent Pennsyl- | who runs that notorious political vania state convention. Politicians | machine in Philadelphia and who | all over the country waited breath- | wasn't considered sweet and clean|lessly to see whether Mellon would | enough to be allowed to enter the say .anything about the presiden- | Senate. ‘tial candidates. The fact is, he had | wekcsin Ino idea of doing anything of the’ Now this is how Mr. Vare enters | 80rt—his prepared speech mentioned | the picture as a president-maker. | no candidate. s Inveterate rei of these dis-| But on the ground he discovered | patches will recall that many that Boss Vare had managed to rig months ago, when people first be-| the convention against him. Per- an to wonder who was Andrew haps the Vare crowd had a resolu- Mellon's presidential choice and /tion all drawn up, endorsing Hoov-/ to assert that Mellon would holder, and was prepared to pass it, as the balance of nominating power,| me apparently good source has it. your correspondent irreverently; At any rate there is no doubt at} suggested that Andy couldn’t get all that Mellon found Boss Vare and | irst base with a candidate un-;his pals possessed of a whip hand. less he first enlisted the support' They were all set to grab his leader- of Mr, Vare. Someone, it was sug-| ship whether by the simple expedi- | ested, ought to find out what/ent of coming out for the popular) Mr. Vare was thinking, for it} Mr. Hoover or by other means. The | seemed very likely that Mr. Vare| old boy, having no candidate of his would be able to tell Mellon just|own ready to trot out—since Cool- whom Mellon was going to sup-| idge and Hughes failed him—was in port. No position to fight. He was sim- Mr. Vare and his Philadelphia By, pushed into an endorsement of machine had beaten Mellon and his! Hoover. All informed persons seem machine when Mr. Vare decided in|to agree on that. | 1926 that he would be senator in- é stead of George Wharton Pepper,| The credit, of course, goes to the Mellon incumbent and candidate.| Boss Vare. The man Pennsylvania The Mellon machine had to seek a| supported, the political sharps had greed, could get the nomination. Se ee ee tn wbeG ky | And Mic, Mallon himself’ said’ that es att Ps peng pein] the nominee would “in all human 1e Heda per eae a robability” be eleceted president. that the Senate doubtless would re- b fuse to let him in after his election, | It isn’t anything to cheer about when the presidency seems in the Mr. Vi ball and es agreed fo Dy I hands of the small group of Penn- Senator David A. the Mellon Post senator who had said so many ex-| sylvania politicians who spent $3,- tremely mean things about the un-| 000,000 in the 1926 senatorial pri- couth Mr. Vare in the prima: mary and who are about as sordid paign, was forced to break his neck liticians come, but— course Mr. Hoover, the ap- rent beneficiary, isn’t to blame Because Boss Vare is a more potent trying to get Mr. Vare in. ‘No senator ever had such a dis- tasteful task, but his heart was in ‘boss than the Mellon bosses. Nor \did he seek es. de Va Vare’s support. He have done very well without Hoover and Vare are as far apart in nearly every respect as the two poles. No one supposes for a moment that any love for Hoover inspired Vare. No one supposes that Vare wouldn't forsake Hoover Promptly if it would help him beat the Mellon crew. might, FRIDAY, MAY 25, 1928 8WCLO8E _STANPEQ. TEACH COURAGE, NOT FEAR Children are not born with the many fears they develop in life. There are only a very few things that will make a child afraid if it has not been taught fear. Parents and companions usually uninten- | tionally build up fear complexes by} their speech and actions. i After many experiments, it has | been determined that the inherited things that a child fears are: Loss of support, loud noises, and pain. | Not a big list. A child does not | fear“fire until it has been taught | that fire hurts. It does not fear a knife until it learns that a knife | will hurt. It does not fear the dark | until it has been led to believe that there is something in the darkness that will hurt. Many of the fears are taught the | child in the cradle, also many bad | habits: Let us consider the habit of crying at the least provocation. This habit was formed in this man- ner: The child was in distress and cried, whereupon its mother came running to it, picked it up and fondled it. Now the child probably does not reason out that every time it cries it will be picked up and played with, but it learns by ex- perience that this is what happens, | consequently, every time it desires to be picked up and amused, it cries. Children learn these habits very quickly. Only two or three exper- iences are necessary in forming a habit that may last all its life un- less it goes through the slow pro- cess of “un-conditioning.” I by this that a child may build a habit, say, of desiring sympathy or amusement, which habit will last it through life. Many cases of invalids and semi-invalids are of this type. One of the best things to do ‘in cases of minor accidents is to teach the child to laugh instead of cry. It is much better to teach the child to be self-reliant and to brag about not being easily hurt, than to allow every little cut or bruise to be an excuse for craving attention and sympathy. All “don’t” training is dangerous. Give your child interesting things to play with, and keeping him out No one supposes that Vare will be very popular around the White House if Hoover is nominated and elected. But-in politics you have to take what help you can get. And you can’t get away from the fact that the red-necked Mr. Vare has been responsible for one of the big- ee boosts Mr. Hoover has had to jate. Dear Mom: I suppose you wondered why I was writing to Michello. Well, I'll tell you. I wanted to stage a bout in his studio. He helped me ar- range the details and wrote the in- vitations to the two leading par- ticipants. When Pede spoke of meeting Norman on the field of honor, I thought why not? So Michello con- sented to lend his studio and we asked a good audience. The invitation to Pede read as a note from Norman ‘asking for a chance to wipe out the insult of that bat in the eye and naming the time and place. A like note went to Norman ostensibly from Pede stat- ing that a South American could lick a North American and also naming the time and place. Each named Michello as his second and asked that all communications be sent to him. Both accepted by wire. You should have seen those two when they found out that they were in for a regular boxing exhibition. The guests wouldn’t let them back out. Michello read off a speech he'd prepared about two knights in pur- suit of a lady. They'd made a little dais just outside the roped-off space MY BROTHER SAKE, NESTERDAY fae Nou RECALL-THAT HE SAID HE WAS Gaile AS A DELEGATE-To CONVEASTIONS, ae AND WE DISPARAGING REMARK HE MADE ABOUT ME, DUST BEING A MERE PEACE SUSTICE fm UumP- THE CONVENTION, | OUR BOARDING HOUSE By Ahern | “IN DEAR BROTHER DAKE, GLAD “fo RECEIVE YOUR LETER,~\F FoR Ho OTHER REASON THAN THAT You DIDNT .ASK FoR A LOAN ! m-« THE NATIONAL REPUBLICAN COMMITTEE HAS IMPLORED ME “To ATTEND ete CONVENTION, AT KANSAS CI, AS AN AUXILIARY “To THE MAIN SPEAKER, IN CASE SOMETHING PREVEMTS HIM FROM DELIVERING THE KEYNOTE SPEECH fe am L KNow You WILL Not BE AT So I Wor BoTHER “fo LooK You uP AT THE KANSAS CITY COUNTY SAIL fac 444 SINCERELY, ~~ YouR LOVING | BROTHER, AMOS “=== ~~ HAHA -- THATE Tre HIM UP, MASOR ! IN = ER) = of mischief will not be such a problem. Do not allow the child to see fear in yourself. Remember that very few of the accidents in childhood are of a serious nature. If you think it possible that the child will be injured by doing a cer- tain thing, explain exactly what might happen. Children are much more reasonable than they are giv- en_credit for. Many cases of sickness are due to repressed fear. Most people spend more time thinking about sickness than in contemplating health. Doc- tors are inclined to make the same mistake. They spend years study- ing out the intricacies of diseased growths and sickness, and only a few hours studying healthful living. Remember the saying, “The thing for me. the way Pede and Norman looked at me I don't think the pursuit will be very hot from now on. It was the funniest fight you ever saw. Of course they had gloves on and didn’t hurt each other much, and neither know how to box. The party was a great success, but I had a hard time laughing it off with Pede and Norman. I didn’t know until I got home that it was my night for a fight, too. It was Alan’s lodge night so he wasn’t asked to the party but he came anyhow. He missed the con- test but someone told him about it and he got mad. Said if I thought I was Helen of Troy I'd better not think he was going to be a Mene- laus. He was Helen’s easy going husband, you know. Alan certainly can be insinuating when he wants to, I wonder some- times if the happiness you get out of marriage is worth all you have to endure when you don’t agree with your husband. Lovingly, MARY: NEXT: Mom suggests a spank- ing. [INNEW YorK | o New York, May 25.—This sinful city pays millions to its night clubs, its bootleggers and whatnot, but Manhattan still goes to church on Sunday, too. And thi ncient assertion that religion is dying out finds here Sin enough denial, with no less than 10 new huge temples of wor- ship rising skyward at a cost aggre- gating more than $60,000,000. Most conspicuous is the Cathedral of St. John the Divine. True, it has been buildig for several decades, but constructino in the last few years, thanks to the zeal of Bishop Man- ning, has forged Faris anese Its cost is put at $30,000.000, “The Broadway Temple, at Broad- way and 173d street, will be a sky- seraper church, with offices, apart- ments, gymnasium, swimming pool and all that. At least three sky seraper churches besides the Broadway Temple are preparing to shove back the clouds — the Man- hattan Congregational, at Broad- way and Seventy-sixth street; the interdenominational Church of Strangers, in West Fifty-seventh street, and the Second Presbyterian church at Central Park West ai Ninety-sixth street. The so-called Rockefeller-Fosdick church, at Riverside Drive and 122d street; the Church of the Heavenly Rest, at Fifth avenue and Ninetieth street, and a new syna- gog at Fifth avenue and Sixty-fifth street are going ahead rapidly. The synagog, to seat 2,500 persons, will be the third largest church in New York. Well, New York can use them! The-heavens are all ..wry. if you look at them as represented on the ceiling of the Grand Central Terminal. An official of the ter- |minal told me that the man who |sereneed. the great map of the skies forgot that it would looked at upside down. Thus doth Manhattan Feverse the skies. Over in Greenwich Village a man HEALTH «DIET ADVICE ites Ihe Sast Ihey:t0 Seale. pe prema aes they feared came upon them.” Doc- tors who specialize in disease often Dr. McCoy will gladly answer personal questions on health and diet, addressed to him, care of the Tribune. Enclose a stamped addressed envelope for reply. die of the very thing in which they specialized. : Children are often inclined to do the opposite of what they are forced to do at home. Domineering par- ents will often have fearsome chil- dren. Strict, church-going parents will often have atheist children, especially when the doctrines art forced into the child in an unpleas- ant manner. This is the key: If you teach a child something, and at the same time the child feels un- happy, it will ever after associate that teaching with unpleasantness. If you would teach a child to over- come fear, place it in the circum- stance that it fears and allow some- thing very pleasant to happen to the child at that time. Then it can be taught to associate the thing it had formerly feared with something it likes, and it will no longer fear. Place an apple in the dark room— not too dark at first—and play a game of seeking by smelling for it. Presto! The child no longer fears the dark. QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS Question: G. H. asks: “Is it all right to take an enema whenever the bowels do not move? I have been doing it and feel much better afterwards. I seem to be all right in every other way, and in good health.” Answer: You can never harm piled by the use of enemas, but am sure if you will eat correctly there will be no need for you to take even an occasional enema as your bowels should move naturally at least once or twice daily. Question: F. G. H. asks: “What would you suggest to drink instead of coffee, as I am very nervous, and I think that coffee is to blame?” Answer: Substitute some “tea- kettle tea.” This is made by adding a small amount of cream to a cup of hot water. It makes a pleasing warm drink, and will not make you nervous. Question: Mrs. B. V. writes: “When I walk a distance of two blocks I have.a severe pain in the right corrier of my left lung. When I walk a long distance or get very tired I have a buruing pain in the back between the shoulder blades. Both pains seem to shorten the breath at the time.” Answer: Your description of youi case sounds as if you had some form of functional heart trouble, but it is useless for me to guess at the probable cause as your physician should be able to tell you, and ad- vise you how much walking you can take with benefit. —_ WV I was the lady but trom | set up a lunch wagon at Seventh javenue. One day workmen came and began to dig. They told him he'd have to move along now, be- ‘cause a three-story building was to go_up there, || Move, he wouldn't. Tightly he | held to his lease and bade them do |their worst. They did. They built all around him. One way to sur- j;round yourself with a nice build- jing! GILBERT SWAN. (Copyright, 1928, NEA Service, Inc.) =a BARBS _ $$$ sg Bring Her Over, Prof. A London professor has a talking flea. We suggest that he get into communication with the Boston lady who owns the talking dog. Then we'll find out what a flea and a dog have to say to one another. . . . Both the loquacious flea and the oratorical dog happen to be ladies. Just like a lady flea and a lady dog to learn to talk first! . . We are pancering, if the talking flea can tell, blindfolded, whether sh2 likes Airedales or Water Spaniels best as companions . . . Or whether or not she would walk a mile to bite a member of the House of David . . «+ Or how she maintains that school-girl complexion . . . If the advertising writers don’t get to that talking flea some way, it'll be just too bad. i . Mayor ThSmpson of Chicago has been talking for nine months about establishing the greatest airport in the world in Chicago, To date, however, it’s mostly 8 hot airport. An_ Italian earthqual> expert redicted a quake the other day. jut then Mussolini probably called it off. eee Sousa says the craze for jazz will not last long. Probably musicians slmady are con-idering something Headlines REED QUIT: . The city of Manitou, Colo., has legislated against needless honking of auto horns. 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