The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, May 11, 1928, Page 4

PAGE FOUR. Che Bismarck Tribune ™ active, in keeping with increased indus- ‘An bad in © “a | trial activity. THE STATES OLDEST NEWSPAPER ailroads now deliver goods so promptly that (Established 1873) |merchants turn over their money without Published by the Bismarck Tribune © mpany, Bis |Dein® compelled to car ry stocks. The i n f ep do! arck, N. D., and entercd at the postoffice at Bis. nimblen of the do} arck as second class mail matter. lof the of proc eorge D. Mann .. ... President and Publisher! enable t Subscription Rates Payable In Advance luxuries tt aily by carrier, per ycar ...$7.29/ this der aily by mail, per year, (in Bismarck) road: ally by mail, per year, (in state outside Bismarck) : aily by mail, outside of North Dekota . Teekly by mail, in state, per y Teekly by mail, .a state, three years for Teekly by mail, outside of North Dako a, fe year oof that the peonle t inordinately large sn that industry i that the public Member Audit Burean 0} | is not cert > geod pe when bad they Member of The Assoclated Press The Asso ed Press is exclusively entitled to the se for repu' tion of all news uispatches credited » it or not other credited in this paper, and {so the local ne published erein. All ation of all] other mat- r herein ar pend ings lie in the bank. printed asking Foreign Representatives G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY NEW YORK - « - Fifth Ave. Bidg. SHICAGO ‘ower Bldg. DETPOIT Kresge Bldg. | | emer | (Official City. State and County Newspaper) interesting, for two reasons. Why Not a Little Home Rule? of all, it is rather surprising ary of State Kellogg does i y? Other department heads | should n day off, but if the news| And, se ington is to be trusted, Mr.| newspape <ellogg is under the nful duty of acting as| in the United S ost to a sort of unending house party of Cen-| this questionr ral American politi seeking recognition | Y or their presidential aspirations. \g Not only has Sec Kellogg to give satis- action to the resp ve aspirants but he must 0 so while attempting to maintain at home the opular fiction that the United States does not i st how the little republics to the r governments, Today it is a delegation from Nicaragua that ecupies the state department’s attention. To- litician from Santo Domingo will gton seeking Mr. Kellogg’s rimonial bargain. s ng to learn that the rlin are so like the newspaners ates. We had supposed that e iden was a home-grown ronily it isn’t. A newspaper is erever you find it. Editorial Comment | A Post in F (New York Tim @ of the miracles of Americas r Laurence C, Hodgson of St. Paul. ving his third term, running for a fourth, and a writer in the National Municipal Review thinks he has an even chance for suc Despairing newspaper cditors in St. Paul, accusing the Mayor of keing more of a poet than an administrator and ting that he has Iet the town run down phy ly, reveal in their opposition a sense of helplessness. As for the Maycr himself, he ss it is true he writes poetry ¢ he dcesn’t know very much about bu but “inasmuch as my poetry is not very good poetry, I do not think ies And day after tomorrow will be in conference with n official or unofficial ambassador from some ‘ther republic below the Rio Grande. This influx of South American politicians is nly one more argument against the present rend toward over-centralization of govern- gent. It is working Secretary Kellogg to eath. But there is a solution. It would seem tbout time to consider the advisability of ex- ending the theory of states’ rights to the Cen-| it should be held against me as a major ral American republics. A little home rule} offense.” lown there would certainly ease Mr. Kellogg’s “Ta: Ho,” the name under which he wrote vurdens. Half of the Latin-American politicians who sother the seeretary of state with their political roubles seem to be poor losers. They all want American interference with their politics until hat interference throws them out of po and wuts their rivals into power. his newspaper column for years, is the mest popular orator in Minnesota. He would have been elected Governor sonie years ago if he had been running on the Republican ticket. In statewide matters his Democratic label is a bar, but in St. Paul it doesn’t make any differ- ence. He used to live in Minneapolis, where he was once known to have paced the river-front nearly all night because of the vicissitudes of the city’s baseball team. He moved to St. Paul, he says, because he heard of a woman there who put pop corn in flapjack batter so they would turn themselves over. Capital candidates and labor candidates and party candidates take the field against him and thunder of burning issues. The town elects arry Ho. He addresses the bowlers about bowling and the nature-lovers about migratory Forging Ahead in the So swiftly that millions of Amer‘ s hardly ealize it, the United States is becoming onc of she world’s outstanding nations in the air. “here was a day when America did little in the tir. American flying faltered sadly after the var. M 'y aviation waited while the ervices wrangled over the comparative merits f battleships vs. bombing planes. . In the country that gave the world heavier- than-air navigation ng lagged. Congress | birds. Once in a while he writes a poem. Mr. vas dazed and confounde Hodgson says frankly that he has never con- Nevertheless, and thanks to army and navy |sidcred his election “a public necessity.” But ‘lyers, the United States managed to make and |he likes the job and St. Paul li old most of the records for air performance. | National Municipal Review doesn’t know what n design and special development this nation|the despairing editors are going to do about | vas near the top, but it was far down in plane jit. “St. Paul is not made by its officials, but -'yroduction and in the commercial use of air-|by the spirit of its citizenship,” remarks the its Mayor. That spirit seems to be to vote for That was in 1923. By 1926, when the badly y Ho. eeded Air Commerce Act was passed, America \ {aad lost most of its hard-won records. The | French had set new marks for sustained flight, _ | Jor distance flying and for altitude. Then | talian planes and Italian flyers took away from ' | che United States the last of its important in- . | zernational trophies, the Schneider Cup. & But Americans were busy then and since ‘nm laying the foundations for what has been the | nost amazing period in the history of aviation. A Doorn for Mussolini (Chicago Tribune). ini is a great man. He has been called so by eminent literary critics, American tour- ists, tourist Italians, some historians, and by college students answering questionnaires. He is great with a singleness of purpose supported by intense vigor, unswerving courage, and an ambition which ither truly imperial or else | |The air-mail service and army and navy werejan advanced type of megalomania. He is - \sraining such men as Lindbergh, Bennett, |Caesar carnate, or a Napoleon escaped from Bertaud, Byrd and a score of others who in re-|bedlam. sent months have made air history and won| A month ago he inducted 80,000 eightcen- yack for their country most of the air trophies.) year-old Italians into full membership in the America’s leadership in the air is to be|Fascist party, a membership of which the card ‘urther assured by extension of air-mail and}was a rifle. A few days ago he issued new air-express routes, construction of four giantjorders to govern Italians abroad, orders cal- lirigibles and many blimps and planes for the |culated to keep Italians Italian wherever they government air service, and a rapid growth in|may be. Italian emigrants who refuse to accept che nation’s commercial air lines. citizenship from their adopted country are to receive “tangible recognition” from the Fascist j government. Italians are encouraged to return | Building navies is a funny sort of business. |to Italy to renew old ties. And prospective Sonfronted by a new type of ship, naval au-|Italian mothers living abroad are to be granted shorities are apt to find themselves in a peculiar/every facility in order that they may cross the icament. . ) {Italian border and bear their children in the “ Hector Bywater, British naval expert, points | mother country. ' this out in a recent book. Teeming Italy needed no Mussolini to make At the opening of this century Britain de-jits name synonymous with fecundity, but Mus- veloped the modern dreadnaught. It was more |solini has turned it into one vast stock farm, erate than any existing battleship, and|breeding the man power to monumentalize his | Britain promptly began to build it. But By-/dream of a modern Roman empire. Personal i water points out that this was a dubious ad-|liberty, the rights of property, the principles _ vantage; for it promptly made all other British |of representative government, freedom of wor- || battleships obsolete and enabled Germany to/|ship—all the social prerogatives civilization has e much closer to an equal footing. striven for—are sacrificed to the one end, an ‘| Similarly, after the war Britain built a great |Italy materially and biologically potent for war | deep-sea submarine. This, in turn, led the|and conquest. United States, France and Japan to build simi-] Mussolini leads to war. It is inevitable. Phys- ‘ar boats. But, Bywater says, the submarine | ically, the multiplying millions of Italian people s not nearly so important to Britain as to the|must some day burst beyond their national bor- other nations. By building a super-sub, Britain |ders. Psychologically, they are being fired to imply egged her possible rivals on to make | break out even before the day of necessity. fleets more effective in a possible war| And then it will be decided whether Mussolini land. is an imperial atavism or just a modern mad- man. On whom can he count as ally? Friend- Money -Works Harder ships are quickly made on the eve of war, Comments upon the apparent falling off in|it is true, but as for Europe today, nobody loves ik deposits in some sections of the United|Mussolini unless England’s customary cool B are not pertinent unless they take into|handclasp can be construed as a pledge of int the increase of money in banks and in- | alliance. that do not report to the federal} Mussolini is a great man. So was Bismarck nment. There is no occasion for alarm at|a great man, but the man who came after him “fluctuation of deposits in banks, in any/| to exploit the inheritance he left is-keeping a a reduction may mean that, more|puppet court and chopping wood at Doorn. out of work. There are still plenty of Doorns and St. Helenas new institutions throughout the United | left for great men whose ambition of grandeur s are seecering and redistributing money | runs counter to what the rest of the world, often lodgment in banks report-| despite the difficulty of following it truly, calls lo the government. Money is becoming] the true path of civilization. Rivalry in Navies 4 THE BISMARCK ‘TRIBUN SKIN ELIMINATION FOR HEALTH The skin has four important func- tions. It forms a protective cover- ing for the body—keeping more deli- cate tissues from beitig injured— preventing poisons and _ disease germs from entering the body. It is an organ of feeling, covering sensory nerves. The skin also assists in regulating the heat of the body. The last but perhaps the most important duty which the skin performs is to assist the lungs and ee in excreting water from the iy: This throwing out of liquid in the form we know as sweat has as its object the elimination of toxins as well as a means through which ex- cessive amounts of internal heat or radiation are eliminated. On some portions of the body there are as many as 2,500 openings, or pores, to the square inch of skin. These are the mouths of the sweat glands through which the sweat is poured out from the blood. One could live but a short time if the pores could be completely stopped so that the sweat, containing bodily wastes, could not be eliminated. Those suffering from various dis- orders 2lways have a definite odor to the diseasc, These skin odors are especially strong if not enough baths are taken, as the poisons de- | posited upon the skin become foul and rancid and not only block the pores but are unquestionably to some extent re-absorbed. When one understands the excre- tory functions of the skin, it is necessary to see how the skin must be kept healthy to insure general bodily health. It is also apparent WASHINGTON LETTER j EDITOR'S NOTE: _ Repre- |ticipation has. resulted in a weak sentative Frank R. Reed of and unfinished system of levees. No Illinois, chairman of the House _ levee system can be effective unless Flood Control Committee and it is unified, coordinated, and com- fether of the Flood Control Bill ‘plete, and should any levee district recently passed by the House, fail to pay its contribution, the has written for the Tribune a whole plan would fail. concise explanation of the legis- It_is contended that bencfits will lative problem raised in Con- s with passage of the House nate flood control meas- which are now in confer- Chairman Reid’s article fits should pay part of the cost of {the work. Of course benefits will ensue, but not the kind unon which {a special tax upon adjacent property ence. boils down the situation to its elementals. cee listed as follows: Human life will be saved. Sickness and disease will be pre- vented. People will not be driven from their homes and made objects of charity. Suffering and misery will be pre- vented. Land will not be washed away. Property will not be destroyed. People will be able to follow their occupations, Industry will continue. Interstate commerce and_ the United States mails will not be in- terfered with. There will be a fecling of security that will restore confidenc2, eee No court or law of the lanc ever levied a special tax on land based on these clements and to require a payment for these benefits would be levying a ‘ax on saving of hu- man life, on occupation, on industry, on opportunity, on progress, and on prosperity. These benefits are some of those for which our national government is organized, are properly paid out of the general treasury, and are given freely and without price in order that general welfare may be furthered. Our country can prosper only in By HON. FRANK H. REID Chairman of the House Food Con- trol Committee ten Especially for The Tribune Washington, May 11.—The prin- cipal issue in controversy in connec- ticn with flood control legislation is whether the United States govern- ment shall require the local inter- ests in the Mississippi valley to con- tribute to the cost of the work of preventing the destructive floods of this vast interstate river. My posiion, and that of the pro- ponents of the bill just passed by the House of Representatives, is that the protection of life and prop- erty and the safe conduct of inter- state commerce, 2s well as the pro- tection of the mails, are the solemn obligation and duty of the govern- ment of the United States, and that there should be no provision for local contribution: in the bill if Con- gress really intended to protect the lives and property of its citizens from these destructive floods. If anyone asks why the federal government should be urged to take hold of this problem on a national scale and assume full responsibility for the time, labor and great cost involved in obtaining complete con- trol of the Mississippi river, surely it is sufficient to remind him that| proportion as our citizens prosper, the drainage basin of this great!and the misfortune of great num- river covers 41 per cent of the total| bers affects the fortune of the na- area of the United States, and the|tion. Why states as such should be river pours down into the lower| considered in this matter is not valley the drainage from 31 states.|clear. The states asked to pay have eo: ee no part in producing the destructive flood waters. Floods know no state boundaries and can not be controlled by fiat. The states as such can- not islate regarding the control [OUR BOARDING HOUSE VY tt-atnm YOU MEN <0 v The elemental weakness of the present system, as disclosed by all the investigations and reports, is that the dependence upon local par- N os RETREADING OLD-TiREs, N «MY GosH, \ N AN’ PARDON ME WHILE TI N wHy pipattcua |S \ SEE WHAT -M' Stock MARKET YS Cie ie “TH? ‘result and those receiving the bere-| iis warranted. The bencfits may be; Ni RiGHT AHEAD wart i ¥u2-50 a that if the skin is stimulated to an unusual degree, its functions can be extraordinarily there will be what might be called even “un-natural” but throwing out of toxins. of use of the navigable waters of the Mississippi. eee The Mississippi 1iver has worked the deadliest wrong to this country —its gifts to the south are discon- tent, impoverishment, and degrada-/as an instrument to be used in the | tis cure of any diseasc caused by an ex- | cessive amount of bodily toxins. Physical culture exercises, with ion, | The farmer and his family must tee ae pape ately in wretch- ed hovels, amid squalor and priva-| walking or -unning, will increase tions, barbed by the thought that! the cienulation and produce greater any little money earned by labor! skin elimination whether or not a and sweat from day to day will have | perceptible sweating is experienced. to go to the federal government to|Cold shower baths increase the tone pay for levees “ of the skin through ‘ringing more The loss in human life can not | blood to the surface of the body, and jbe measured. For who shall put by the effect of the cold water up- an estimate upon the value of the! on contracting the tiny muscles souls destroyed by the same causes;|which open and close the pores. jand who shall gather the tears of | Temporary shock of the cold water the widow and the orphan, the| serves asa means for exercising bloody sweat of anguished families, | these skin muscles. and the griefs for loved ones lost, Sunbaths taken with the body fortunes broken, and hopes! completely exposed to the sun’s rays destroyed, and weigh them in the/has a sterilizing effect upon the scale with a pitiful appropriation of | sin, and stimulates its functions. increased so that | money? = helpful | The skin may then be considered | makes my fect and legs swell When the skin has been long enough exposed to get the beneficial effects of the ultra-violet rays, it is alwaya heated by the infra-red and other Dr. McCoy will gladly answer personal questions on health and diet, addressed to him, care of the Tribune. Enclose a stamped addressed envelope for reply. rays of the sunlight. A cold shower or sponge bah is then unusually stimulating and beneficial. The one who is trying to recover from any disease should exercise, take sun baths and cold showers, and rub the skin vigorously to pro« mote better skin health and encour- age elimination. Even after a cure the benefits derived will continue as the healthy skin performs its work better, and through this a greater degree of health can be maintained. QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS Question: Mrs. H. W. writes: “Have severe pain at back just be- low the shoulders, toward the right side. It is more painful at night yand keeps me from sleeping. Also to the skin, which varies according | have large brown spots on my neck; is this liver trouble? Is tea hagg- ful in such a complaint?” Answer: The location of your pain is indicsiive of liver trouble, but of course I cannot accurately diagnose you by mail. It is not advisable for you to use coffee or tea, or any other drink which will place a burden upon the liver. Question: Eva asks: “What is a ‘Chopa?’” Answer: The “Chipa,”_ or “Bream,” or “Sailor’s Choice,” is the title given one of several tropical fishes. It small pan- fish of the Atlantic a Question: D. H. writes: “Please tell me why orange pain me so. I am much overwcigh and took the orange juice for four or five days and lost ten pounds, b had to stop on account of this s ing and pain.” Answer: The orange jujce fs given tofpaticnts who have swoll hands and You can rost sured that if you had cor your fast the swelling woul disappeared. The “ is” frequently arises on thi fifth day various s large deposits of im the fast again, and kee! ing until you pass the crisis period ‘eae After the flood had subsided these people had no homes to which to return; their fields have grown Sear ey a eonary weehe|feet away from their mouths to use which to begin anew the cultivation |the Queen’s English, to look smart, of the soi’ mbes have no seed, they to employ 75-cent words and what g; yet they are asked to | te talk about and when and how. tax to be permitted 2 ee ing and to be saved| The other day I had the pleasure of conversing with a social coach, Mile. Louise she calls herself, and her explanation of her art was in- mouth, as the ancient wheeze has it, only to place their foot therein. from drowning. The conscience of the whole coun- try has been aroused led fright- x ful destruction in the lower valley. | teresting. = Nothing less than an adequate, com-| “Women’s great failing,” she told prehensive plan of 100 per cent|me, “lies in not knowing what to flocd control without local coniribu- |talk about. Talk? Oh, yes, they tion will satisfy the people of this|can talk, surely. But so often of nation. such remote subjects so remote from the topics people want them @|to talk about! Any number of | IN NEW YORK || women of wealth and background I oe have met, and at interesting con- versations they are utter novices.” New York, May 11.—You run into eee this oddity and that in this little] It seems you jusi have to have settlement somebody gyped the In-| personality these days to get along. dians out of, but of all strang occu-|By the way, Mlle. ‘ouise’s real {pations is that of the lady who|name is Beverly Colfax, and she teaches dumb ladies not to be that|comes from Atlanta, Ga. way. She is what might be called a eee “social coach.” Look out for the sight-seeing There is sophistication in New |busses at Times Square! Unless York, of course. But also there is | you wish to pass a considerable frac- self-consciousness; there are young|tion of the day sitting there watch- women who feel that they arc not|ing the passing scenery, be absc- making the right kind of remarks | lutely certain that the bus is going at the proper time; there are those |to start for its destination, whether of turn—opening their |around town. All these bus lines urn—opening their |tire “decoys” to ait in the cars, thus giving the impression that others are read to ae Fhe ip. At son8 as a few people get on, the “dum- rn mies” get off and sit in another bus. Meanwhile the driver will assure in just ing out By Ahe ‘ you that “wo start AMALGAMATED VENCILIN §—_| minute”! AN’ ASAX TIN, EHZ) “~~~ WELL BLONDE ° BOY, AN’ YouR BLIMP HEAD, ~You'D BETTER ing. the hotel at which you stop. For the longest 10 cents worth to who feel they are continually talk-|it be Coney Island, Chinatown or) up bootlegging on the side. matter what you take up these days, So, we have the social coach, who: You must have good background to teaches young ladies to keep their |&ct along. 5 Letters Their BY RUTH DEWEY GROVES Mom, Darling: One thing in life is certain We've got to live while we're young And I know I’m not going to be young all my life no matter how much encouragement I get from the beauty specialists and oth jal youth. They might have kidded Ponce de Leon but they can’t kid yours truly, So, then, why not get all you can out of life while there is yet life tc live. Nobody wants to live simply any more. It might have been a wonderful thrill in your day for the folks to sit around the stuffy par- lor to gossip about your neighbor- bor’s daughtcr or to work like the dickens in the kitchen baking pies and making cakes that would give Dad indigestion, but we girls of to- day don’t lool at those things like alyou did. What do we care what the Don’t believe him! He'll neighbor's dauster is doing so long get your money and keep you wait-|as she’s a good kid; and take it from The best system, perhaps, is|me, Mom, we girls are just as good to make your arrangements with|as the old-fashioned kind only we're not hypocrites. And th-! word is meant to cover a lot of t:rritory. And as for Alan’s tolerance, he BUY NouRSELF SOME OF “TH” FINISHED PRODUCTS OF “THOSE TWo COMPANIES, ~~ ~~ PENCILS AN' A TIN CUP, ~~ You'LL J NEED 'EM ONE OF -THESE DAYS !: DID DAV anne, HM AA mn “ = AMALGAMATED PENCIL UP {| “Woo pore SOME OF “THAT te wa UH? BowL-THat CAN USE SOME MORE SUGAR! PLUS, -UM-M-THATS Cs MORE! $1250 eit ° [ DAM, we NOT BAD, EH 2. ~ | RTMUNE SMILES s-v- ON dimuce be found in New York take the Fifth| knows my code. Avenue bus, labeled “Ft. George.”| I’m a clean fighter, Mom. If it It goes not only down the Pinca ehoaid happen ae vee a man but covers a good section of River-|I cared for more ‘or Ala side Drive. T'd tell Alan first. I don’t believe GILBERT SWAN. anything like this will happen, how- jday marriage is a highly 5 la- [ B. ARBS | tive game, much more nie ane poms ____ ever, though ycu never know. To- game you might find in the stock market. At least there's some An English woman who has twen-/honesty about us youngsters. We ty-five (25) children, cooks and runs|don’t promise to love forever be- a general store. Too bad the British |cause we ourselves realize we don’t unemployment situation is what it}know whether we can live up to is; her husband might be able tojsuch promises. But if it isn’t proper find an outside job of some kind|to live more than once, why did na- for her spare time. ture make us that way? Capable of Chi anieeh call ita pene icago gangsters cal suppose your answer will be bombs pineapples. It’s a case where/that if I minded my own business a couple of pineapples a day keep/and didn’t see any men, I wouldn’t all the doctors busy. be in danger of falling for a new eee one. It might .:e the iceman in that Just by way of information—| case. -¢ Chicago was called the Windy City| Well, suppose you'll be glad to long before Big Bill Thompson}hear that Florence is leaving ‘or was even heard of. bene Bees, ee I haven’t said * much about ause she was With all the fine publicity it's|ing through a crisis. It’s one of been getting lately, the Ku Klux|those things that not even a for- Klan must be conducting # mem-|tune teller could explain. I'll tell bership drive. . n you all about i pert Sime: weet love, A California man has broken his . right a four times in oud as MASKE. And, with prohibition, too! TOMORROW: Marye explains We're smartest at 50, says a pro- fessor: But that isn’t ving the ladies much of chance, is it? | ig open for you every evening A New York church sexton who| after 6 o'clock. Come up and found his salary insufficient took! make it your headquarters. Hello, Bill:—The Elks elub