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the latter’s mind. It is merely evidence that the Republican party is willing to enter the | 1928 campaign in the Coolic :e r cord. | Senator Fess may not stampede the conven- ___|tion but he will make a good < h as conven- pis. tion speches go and will male clear his Repub- lican orthodoxy | The Bismarck Tribune An ladependent Newspaper THE STATE'S OLDEST NEWSPAPER (Established 1873) Published by ‘he Bismarck Trioune C mpany, marck, N. D., and entereu at the postoffice at Bis | marck second class mai] matter Ceorge D. Mann .. Fd'ter’al Comrort Litterins Minot’s Subscription Rates Pay.ible im Advance Daily by carrier, per y ar Daily by mail, per year. (in B Daily by mail, per yeor, (in state outside Bismarck) .. vaily by mail, sutside of North Dek i y mai, in state, per year seeteee v mail, .a state, three years for ¥ ma.s, outside of North Dako a, j€ chee Audit Burcag of Circulation tha d not be “ress i ain ives into the eivie prob- y enticed to & wispatene ber of The Associated 1 t dip this o 2 The ot ribut cs to ine ws of spontaneous or i : ‘i : Week All ros of repy lication of ali otuer mu is tro! ! vee re goo reserved. ter week ved about the forethought te jh POIT on f Bldg. the =p in | ? vais ~ fon handbi Death of an Optimist bel 4 Chauncey Depew was never an idol of the| genie people and his claim to immortality is uncer-| tain, but he is already misscd and will con-, 4), tinue to be missed far into the future. | For a man who was never president, who and not! ecatterea” broHts never organized an independent movement streets. politics, who never created any great work BE there art or drew a movie salary and who did not! crow of live to be a hundred, he was unusually fa-/ ct). mous. He was frequently before the public! jarard of the Gey should pe. ti : ~ eye, but always for some respectabie and be-| It might be well for everyone concerned if treets. ss e owner uses the ‘oors of his ear wher ber of handbi hurled inte Foreign Represe . LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY W YORK - - + Fifth Ave. Br CHi ’ Tower L dg 1) City State and County Newspaper) there is a city ordinance covering distribution of hand , Which requir at they be placed in hon or places of bus eC t , nes is no reason why Minot should hire a men to pick up waste paper from the ts and there is no reason why the fire od TUESDAY, APRIL 10, 1928 pe: ,|& Mighty good ordinance that is now on the ans have been better qualified’ city statute books were enforced. than he for public service of the highest order} and none ha: declined as many honors be-| stowed by the people. Among the public of-| (Minneapolis Journz!) fices he rejected were secretary of war, United) T}:o University of Minnesota hes confirmed States senator and United Statcs minister to, something that distressed parcnis have long Japan. Before he was 30 he had served in| suspected. It is that many freshmen in the the New York legislature and as secretary Of University do not know how to study. | state in New York. Further evidence of his The assumption of educators that ability to power in politics is found in the ninety-nine) study is a concomitant of ordinary intelligence votes given him for the presidential nomina-| has become a point of criticism from without tion in the Republican national convention of|the high @chools and colleces. Now the Uni- 1888. Five times he was a delegate-at-large| versity has put the assumption to the test. A to national conventions and the honor was his | trial series of lectures and demonstrations, cov- to nominate Harrison for the presidency. _| cring five weeks, was offered, to show twenty- This gencration knew him as the nation’s five students how they could make better use greatest after-dinner speaker, but to another|of thcir time for study. Simultaneously a generation he was a great enough orator tv) simila~ group who d‘d not take the course was ‘be the principal speaker at the unveiling of/used for purposes of comparison. The series the Statue of Liberty, at the centennial cele-| was aimed particular!y at students who had re- bration of the first inauguration of George | ceived low marks in their college ability tests Washington, and at the opening of the Chica-/and seemed to need assistance in developing go world’s fair. E es study technique to offset other handicaps. Cn April 23, which will be his ninety-fourth, Surprisingly, it was found that those whose a: anniversary, newspaper readers will tests had indicated the higher college ability > little interview—a birthday anniver-| profited most from the course. tom of his—on his philosophy of life,)’ The students snent twenty hours a week in opinions of the younger generation|study outside classrooms, in the first two d subjects of wide human interest | weeks of the course. During the last two i) bra was ever good and interesting ana weeks they had increased the number of study : -ay of making others see it through’ hours to thirty-two. The fact was revealed at o'ored glasses, the start that twenty-five per cent could read ———————_—_ no better than grade school children, and so Fess as the Keynoter 3 were severely handicapped in an effort to get A “keynote” speech at the Republican na-| knowledge from books, because they lacked onal convention by Senator Fess, of Ohiv, command of the most elementary tool of learn- nicans a defining of party principles and poli-|ing—reading ability. _ cies as they have been laid down and put into] Among the group were students who owned effect by the Coolidge administration. There they had “gotten by” in high school without has been no mo-e stalwart supporter of Presi-| exerting themselves, and these were the ones dent Coolidge and his administration than the| who, continuing the process in the University, temnorary chairman of the Republican con-|had reached the point where they needed help vention. i even to “get by.” Mr. Coolidge will not permit himself to be| Judging by the results of this experiment, nominated 2~ain, but he cannot deny to the/hundreds of boys and girls fail to get in the ; mation a “third term” for Coolidge economy |high schools a prime essential of further educa- and safe and sane government. That the|tion, and for the matter of that, a prime es- Republican party wants a third term for Cool-|sential in the workaday world. That the Uni- idge policies and that the Republican platform! versity of Minnesota should have grappled at will embody those policies are facts which gain'last with this defect should inure to the great forcefulness from the selection of Senator! good of every student who enrolls on the _ Fess as the “keynoter.” campus. It would seem desirable that all stu- bt A loyal Coolidge man on the convention plat-|dents who are shown to be in need of such a | form is not proof of a move to “draft” Presi-|course be required to take it, especially as the dent Coolidge. Senator Fess was a die-hard|Minnesota experiment has shown that those among Coolidse “drafters” but he finally sur-|most in need of it do not choose to take it, if | Fendered to the president’s will upon learning taking is optional. Learning Bow to Learn A Tar Albu wnpby ®| be clocked and timed and stop-|@ —————— f IN NEW YORK __ || watched until their acts click off to An Unusual i 9 —___ | the harmony of a prescribed rou- . i : tine. Soon they will be off and|! Picture-book BY MARY GRAHAM BONNER Author of “The Magic Ma “Clever Bill,” by Willia son (Doubleday Doran), is simply a long, slim picture book. Under the various pictures are captions which j tell the story the little girl who went away tc visit her aunt and who had great difficulty in packing her thiugs, so much so that in thc end \she had to leave out the toy soldier Bil) Davis. You see him left b 1s streaming from his eyes, and his proud bearing 4 the safety of street guttcrs or take chances on being autos; | . New York, April 10.—The circus.) away to the road, to bring slecpless to the New York youngst. nights to millions of small boys the gething more nor Icss than a vast,) country over. ' undersiung building which covers a | block of territory. There is nothing, At times like this, [’'m glad I of the smell of damp, fresh ground; wasn’t a small boy in New York.) in the early morning; nothing of| I’m glad my boyhood was spent in| + xcitement of lying half awake| Lapeer county, Michigan, and Port a fear of oversleeping the com- | Huron, and Saginaw and Bay City. of the circus trains; no miles| Spring was a thrilling season af walking across fields| then, what with the circus posters / and lanes to teach the grounds; appearing on the barns, and the Bone of the thrills that come with| first wintergreen berries to be | the mechanical processes of putting} found in outlying woods, and a _ the big show together, of watching bunch of wild violets to be taken stake drivers and finally thrill-| home as a peace offering to par- to the climax of the big top ris-' ents who had long since heard the, big i ? ing to what scem, at the time, tre-| news that you had played hookey;DeMt over with the misery of hav- Mendous heights. |from the “afternoon session of | n& been forgotten. But not for tes school; what with frogs begi ning | long. Up he jumps and then he The “biggest show on earth”) to croak in the ponds and pussy-| Starts to run, ana picture after pic- ambiing, rather than rush wing fat along the ‘Ure shows him running to mect his into ttan about this sea-‘ shores an tails luring from the ear owner. In the end? Well, he New York is its rehearsal | safety of a marsh; what with the| !! med “Clever Bill,” isn’t he Its winter kibernating sea-' ransacking of closets for last year’s| It’s not at all like the usual pic- ended, it comes out of winter marbles and the careful shining up|ture book, but it is very, very in- ‘quarters and empties its wonders of the “glassies” and “alleys.” gratiating. fles from the v: boys.| New York youngsters, I have so| Other books I would list for young “4 often noticed, .re handicapped even| children are “Pctersham’s Hill,” by at marbles. They must play from Grace Taylor Hallock, illustrated by 4 | Harrie Wood (Dutton) a fairy tale; hit by passing , “Rag-House Tales.” by Mae Foster they must seck out iny | Jay (Wilde), and “he Tomboy earthen spots in public squares and | Cousin,” by Barbara Ring (Stokes), keep their shooting within a radius| This last story hos a Norweg'an are as poli 2m away from the myster 3 .-way down which disappear w..lons and the lumbering ele- ants. of a few feet. setting. J. L. Ethel Aspinall did Within the Gi morning after i the translation, but the pict is; about their Notes from around town: Me- quite dull. ides Ses oe up,” chanical H: in Times one-time le: larold Lloyds being sold. If like to ki are; Ann Sutherland, 7 rou ae pon ota book of simple little prayers for jing light of the th {your children, Gwendoline Watts ter, now runs a ham-and-egg em-/has written und compiled a book porium in the Village that you can’t called “The Children’s Kingdom” miss because it’s painted like a cir-|(Knopf) and Susan Frances Perrin +. . And, strange has illustrated it. may be for a New Yorker| ! 1 it, she says it’s nee | 2 A THOUGHT - “Coffee Dan's” in San Fran- aye... most elaborate r | Physician, heal thyself —Luke ! °@ Lf P 7 seen in years now al Bowery around the GILBERT SWAN, imperial family cf China re-| Page lea of $4,000,000 ° ° wise physician, skilled wou dato beal, . * 8, Is more ch i lic weal.—Pope. WASHINGTON LETTER BY RODNEY DUTCHER NEA Service Writer Washingtoa, Apr. 10—Motion pic- ture producers have been called many things, good and bad, but no| one—even Will Hays—ever before had the nerve to compare them with Jesus Christ. A motion picture trade weekly in a recent issue carried a Page One editorial entiled “They Know Not,” which undertook something of the sort in a plea for forgiveness for the scribes and pharisees within the industry who had supported the Brookhart bill to regulate the block booking evil. “Our own George Washington only survived the jealousies and petty; treacheries of men about him by amazing patience, stamina and for- titude,” one reads. “To go into a more exalted record we find the Great Teacher beset on all sides by those who, for petty causes, sought his downfall and who, succeeding through lashing the unthinki mul- titude into a frenzy, cau his crucifixion. . . . Likewise from Him who suffered most came the message of most importance in situations where misguided and furious men have, because of one condition or another, sought to tear down the temple. .... ‘Father, forgive them, for they kngw not what they do.’ “From this supreme source we may with due reverence receive a practical and workable plan for the righting of conditions in the busi- ness structure of the metion picture industry ... we can call upon the! leaders of our business to forgive those who, through mistakes, anger, or plain stubborn ignorance have blindly sought to bring our business under political control, who have maligned and traduced it in the market place, and who have borne witness against jt in the camp of its enemies.” A sort of “voters’ guide” is offered by the People’s Legislative Service of Washington, which offers to pro- vide individuals or groups interested in politics with the records of their senators and representatives on all the important, Measures before Con- gress in the last few years. “There,” says an announcement of this organization, “you will find the explanation of the vast differ- ence between pre-election promises and post-clection _ performances. | There you will behold the Cemetery of Sacred Pledges that have been buried along with the hopes of a deceived electorate and a betrayed public. “There also can be seen the rec- jords of the unafraid and uncon- | trolled, of those congressmen who |have been true to the people’s inter- eae and responsive to the nation’s needs. “How can the people know and judge of the intelligence and faith- fulness of thier own representa- |tives? How can they get hold of the revealing facts with which to. elect the right men and defeat the incompetent and unfaithful? “Only by having in their hands a synopsis of the most important public measures and an absolutely accurate statement of the votes on these measures.” : eee Secretary of the Interior Hubert Work, who was called a “coward” ‘on the Senate floor by Caraway of Arkansas, operates under the handi- cap of an unpleasant manner. He \is sometimes known as “Hard-Boiled | Hubert.” More than one stranger jwho has called on Work has left the secertary’s office bailing with rage at what he felt was the old gentleman’s rudness. On the other hand, Work has a reputation for being very easy to see, here generally hedge themselves around with enough secretaries and clerks to enable them to avoid see- ing all but the most welcome. When one doesn’t de that, as Work doesn’t, he probably has to be prepared to {bark many persons out the door in ; short order. Caraway complained that Work had “insulted” a wounded war veter- jan who came to him to protest an Interior Department report. Work denied throwing or showing anyone out of his office. It is more likely that he merely told the wounded colonel to “get” out. (Copyright, 1928, NEA Service, Inc.) ‘An antelope can run 60 miles per hour. OUR BOARDING HOUSE w HAW, EGAD,~ToMoRROW WILL MARK ANS EPOCH-MAKIAG DAY IN HISTORY f+ ~~ FROMTHE ROOF OF “THE BACON BUILDING DowNTowN, T WILL GIVE A DEMONSTRATION OF MY ANIATOR'S SareTY Surf! Civic HEADS WILL BE “THERE, ~< “THE PRESS, PHOTOGRAPHERS, ~~ NEWS REEL CAMERA MEN, AERONAUTICAL EXPERTS, AND “THOUSANDS OF STREET; OBSERVERS ! wm IF Not) WISH -fo ATTEND, TLL GRANT You “THe “SINGULAR HONOR OF BEING IN MY COMPAAY AS AN Men in high position down; “fo Go OUT AN’ HANG BY RUTH DEWEY GROVES | | |Dearest Mom: : At last I've had tea in a studio. It was -hiilling. And Mabel’s artist friend is simply divine. Very thin and dark and he wore a man- darin robe insteac of a smock. The room itself was a huge place \that looked like « barn loft to me and the rafters and beams were thick with dust, but the floor was almost ertirely covered witt a rich black rus. that lookei clean enough. | The chairs and divans were sur- | prisingly comfortable for a work- shop. You'd “naink it w.. a salon or a club, From what Mabel said {I surmise that it is favorite rendez- vous for fashionable women at tea time. Several women whose __ pictures are frequently on the society pages of the papers came in but none of them stayed for more than a sip of tea and a word with Michello. I think they were snobbish about \findine outsiders there. Michello didn’ seen: to mind whether they st yed or not and treated them very coolly. He has a distant, drean. air and you don’t know if he’s with you or not when |you’re in his presence. It’s perfect- jly fascinating, but a little uncom- jfortable, and I told Florence we jought to go after we’! been there ‘about fifteen minutes. But he ;wouldn’t let us leave. He seemed to enjoy talking to Florence par- ticularly. It’s the firs: time a men ever overlooked me to talk to her and I wouldn’t care i- it were an ordinary 1:a but Michello’s a dream. The women here are mad about him and the, say there are ‘a lot of divorce on his pallet. Well, he certainly knows how to serve tea. We had it in tall thin glasses with rum, ginger, or pre- served pineapple. Or strawberry, whichever we preferred. Guess what I took. There wasn’t much color in the | By Aherr HAVE A-fooTH PULLE aw AN’ THEN “TAKE TH" AFTERNOON OFF AROUND -TH’ YACHT CLUB AN” WATCH "EM PAIASTIN” BOATS! ~~ FOC) POISONS The larzest amount of food _pois- ening conies from who!esome food stoma A or in.estir ns onous to the system. meal is ca.en wh > you are ison ic ise true ...at sim-lar ppison produccd under any menia! If. you are tired you arc and eat a heart; meal. digestive juices Th: cannot flow prop- not be digested and assimilated. It i ible for food to remain lying in the st ich or intestines in an inert condit’ it must either nourish you or poison you. Of course, combinations of food which are antagonistic to each other will not digest properly and eftc one kind of food is not digested « all and, therefeve, it turns into a poisonous subs ir modern systems of re- frigeration, it is not necessary to use foods which have spoiled or be- come tainted. If one is really ble to be poisonec by food which only slightly tainted, but there some insidious poisons, such isoning produced by the ulinus, which are very ct, the aciiou of which itive and dangerous. is found. mostly in ds, especially in canned string beans if the can has rusted and air has been let into an onening. | This poisoning, however, occurs very jrarely in canned string beans put up by canning companies, but is more often found in the home-canned string beans, where they are put up in glass jars and sealed properly. | Oysters and clams which seem to be perfectly healthy are often in- | fected with the germs of typhoid fever and, used in thoir raw state, ‘these kinds of shellfish are general- ly dangerous. If any kind of protein food is used, where there is a slight taint ptomain poisoning if one is not in good health and is not really hungry for the meal. If you are foolish enough to eat when the digestive juice are not flowing freely, the best thing to do, when you find you have been pois- oned, is to vomit as soon as possible. This can be accomplished by drink- ing a glass of water in which a teaspoonful of baking soda has been dissolved, and tickling the throat with the finger. This will usually bring up the stomach contents and, studio except where it was used for accent, as look bare, though, but spacious and restful. There was one whole wall with absolutely nothing against it, His thinking wall. Mich- jello told Florence. Seems he sits and stares at its blankner - until he sees pictures in it. I imagine he'd find it pretty hot if a parade of his past ever got started on it, judg- ing from the stories I've heard. He has invited Floreace to have dinner with him tomorrow. I'm a little uneasy about her going, but of course it’s her own affair. She would think I was jealous if I inter- fered. wets MARYE. NEXT: Michello’s influence. (Copyright, 1928, NEA Service, Inc.) o¢————“—_____—_—_-e | BARBS | ° Footprints of a dinosaur have been found in Connecticut. But may- be it was pal a policeman out on the beach for his day off. eee Evidently the office boy is of Mormon descent. Every year, the time the baseball season opens, he has to take a couple of days off to help bury his Fata ee It’s not hard to understand how some flappers can make their faces ugly; the mystery is iow they can stand before a Bea - eee The town of Aiken, South Caro- lina, has an ax club. and the other day prizes were offered for ae mothers who were most ficient with the tool. It’s never too late to rid yourself of a ,husbend. ua fl ped da hte ™ tual r daughter the dan hter have been offered vaudeville contract at Maybe this would ancient art. ay America is a country where couples whe can't be amicable get an amicable divorce. - ii ween au [PEOPLE'S FORUM | A DRY CONGRESS rbonneau, N. D., April 3, 1928, Editor Tribune: The present congress is the driest since the Boston Tea Party. A vote on the Linthicum liquor bill the other day ‘was conclusive evidence of that fact. gress answered roll call 287 dry to 61 wet. That is a dry gain of 14 per cent since a similar test vote > ioe shortly after prohibition was adopted, and a loss of over a third of the wets’ Boys, the worst is to come! R. M. CALDERWOOD ; ESSEL be'oy uscd at a time wien the body is « ted—when the Jody cannot 1. erly care of ti: diges..oa! oe: this tood. Lying idigested in » ever the .t food wil rapidly putrefy, and t will ke devel .p:d, which will ure to ce.2lop. It disaster if you go to the erly and the food will, therefore, ce which is harm-| y and the digestive juices are | ig frecly, it is almost impos-, to any part of it, it is liable to cause! Mabel said. It didn’t! of resting ; is, ZALTH € DIET WILL BE ANSWERED ¢ PAPER AESS©O IN CARE OF INO AER lof ati the poison will come along with it. After you have vomiteu all that it is possible for you to vomit, it Dr. McCoy will gladly arswer personal questions on health and , diet, addrecséd to him. care of ! the Tribune Enclose a stamped addressed envelope for reply. | is a ,ood plan then to take a dose of castcr oil, using about four ounces at a time. Copious enemas should be used every hou for sev- eral hours in order to get out all of the isonous material which might lodge in the colon. You should, of course, get rid of ‘these acute poisouings as soon as possible. But beware of the slow poisoring which comes from using the wrong kind of food and r t jdigesting it, and having these pois- ons thrown into your system day after day in such a manner that {they produce the chronic state of toxem:a which leads to so many diseases, s QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS Question You Mother i writes: “I use glycerin supposi- tories on my three-months-ol’ baby regularly every morning. Do you think this is harmful? Would {orange juice given properly be suf- | ficient to move his bowels?” Answer: Any kind of rectal sup- positories should be used only in emergencies, and should not be made ja recular habit. Your three-months- old baby should be living on nothing ; but milk and orange ‘aice. Y’rite ifcr my special article on feeding the baby. Question: A. R. asks: “Is it good for a persor to live on freshly picked raspebrries during the whole time the, are in season?” | Answer: I often advise patients to take a few days’ fast on rasp- berries cr other berries in scason, but would not advise any onc to try |to live on them exclusively for any length of time, such as the whole time they are in season . Questic A Reader asks: “If one by mistake should drink a small |quantity of rulbing alcohol instead lof water, what would be th result, and how uch really of this article ! would have to be consumed to prove fatal? This article I refer to is bought from any drug store for ex- ternal use, and is claimed t& be 70 per cent alcohol.” Answer: Various substances are added to the rubbing aloshol sold in ithe drug stores. This is done to |make the alcohol unfit for use as a beverage. It is a very dangerous jthing to drink rubbing alcohol vhich jis prepared in this manner even though there may be no immediate violeni illness produced cation reports, story of Declaration of Independence, comptroller of cur- rency reports, civil service comm sion reports, army registers, attor- ney general’s reports, agricultural year books, 1923-1924-1926, diseases of the horse, discases of cattle, {mineral resources of the United { States, commissioner of navigation, Navy Department reports, Navy year books, nautical almanacs, mis- ;cellaneous memorial addresses. iEast-end Residents Will Meet. Tonight Residents of the East-end are in- vited to attend the special meeting jof the East-end Communtiy associa- ition, which will be held tonight at ,8 o'clock at the Richholt school. The meeting was announced yesterday for last night, but will be “-eld to- night instead. Discussion of the methods of as- ;sessing corner lots for cost of the proposed improvement will be fea- tured tonight and all owners of both corner lots which will be benefited iby the pavement are especially urged to be present tonight. ‘Trench Silo Meetings Again Being Planned instance a demonstration |trench silo will be dug to show con- truction. ured that our finger nails grow one ey econ of an inch each weel That Baby You've Longed For Mrs, Women on Motherhood and Companionship ! “For several years 1 was denied ‘st i ing and fee daughter ion and Haet rs gerseees | sEeiEe i a