The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, March 12, 1928, Page 4

eects rete we I Ba ae i _ PAGE FOUR THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE MONDAY, MARCH 12, 1928 a . didn’t: want to maki h, but simply had The Bismarck Tribune something tosay. | ‘Oh, Father, Dear Father, Come Home With Me Now!’ ciety Long ago people went to banquets to enjoy D EWSPAPE! 3 thy ; THE P daigauaued 1605). 7 and participate in brilliant conversation around 2 er a 7 ae ee ——_|lthe table. Perhaps prohibition and the deca- “ , Published by the Bismarck Tribune Company, Bis-/dence of after-dinner speaking will make con- DATE ce nactea cute mall fitter betaine versation at dinner more popular and easier to George D. Mann . “President and Publisher {listen to. Peet. Subscription Rates Payable in Advance Daily by carrier, per year . ia 420 Datly by mail, per year, (in Bismarck) .. woe 7.20 Daily by mail, per year, WHD ENCLOSE STAMPED By-pass Highways The problem of through automobile traffic, which it was thought had been met by the con- sil SES een RE eS CHECKING A HERNIA * ; Peds gary than those men’ past (in state outside Bismarck) . struction of interstate highways, presents it- Rupture of the abdominal wall oc-| middle age who must usually be Daily by mail, outside of North Dakot: self more forcefully than ever in those sections curs more frequently with men than | Satisfied with some kind of com- of the country where large ciites dot the estab- fortable support which will retain lished transcontinental or intersectional routes. to the extra exertion which men use Tourists, traveling long distances, want to E in their work. By far the largest perecnul questions a eal per] avoid congested city streets and have sought : = ; * [percentage of ruptures occurs with|| diet, addressed to him. care of ‘Weekly by mail, in state, per year .. with women. This is probably due kly: by mail, in state, three years Weekly by utside ‘ot th Dakota, per relief they could find by the selection of routes : = ‘ ‘ : those doing hard manual labor.|| the ‘Tribune. Member of The Associated Press that avoided crowded traffic centers, but this : E J Fe Ee er Cetin bene enentlose, a stamped addressed ‘The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the|is not always feasible. There has developed, in ; 5 objects strain themselves by such tse for republication of all news dispatches cre consequence, the theory of by-pass highways, 4 i : y ‘i . é heavy lifting. The sedentary work- to it or not otherwise credited in this newspaper, designed to carry through traffic away from all “ : er may of course bring about the; the ~upture and not allow it to be. also the local of spontaneous origin published di te ‘! lati te same kind of strain by any sudden} come dangerously large. herein. All rights of republication of all other mat-|Cense centers of population and thereby expe- exertion of an unusual nature. The new operations for hernia ter herein are also reserved. dite both motor freight and travel for pleasure. |. 5 Jf ¢ “ A man’s abdomen is usually| are a great deal more successful Foreign Representatives The advantages to travelers, shippers and the much stronger than the abdomen of} than the older methods, as the at- rey . " an ape or any of the monkey fam-} tempt is made to divert the inside G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY cities themselves from this diversion of traffic " 4 : EIT TE ily who walk leaning over practi-' pressure from the hernial sack NEW YORK « « « Fifth Ave. Bldg. are manifest. Through automobile traffic is % J cally on all fours. Whether or not! rather than to close the opening. CHICAGO DETROIT |no longer regarded as a trade stimulus by large q man descended from the apes, it These operations, however, should Tower Bldg. Kresge Bld. | cities, These urban centers are having enough U sou abwa “wih. his Aael| Sth enn I Gane ana (Official City, State and County Newspaper) difficulty with domestic traffic problems with- j q “ s : bent forward. In this position the| how certain exercises and treat- out encouraging their multiplication. Smaller : Galan omy ae their work more Sine oe es a cure of i i ie : th N\ . ‘ iently. en man assum e herni its ea: 5 Finest Way to Repay Lindy cities, which have traffic problems correspond: ; : se its early stages Col. Charles A. Lindbergh has done a lot ingly great, but want the tourist trade, favor developed stronger abdominal mus- UESTIONS AND t ‘| by-pass highways because they separate those : 4 § cles to hold the organs of the ab-| Questi J. 0. L. “Why ihiee pies wérvin the Atuantic, bo gore Us| ure Wenticg tread ote ne rr WN = gh 8 i ih eect ying al : are speeding toward another goal beyond. . “KS : : veloped sufficiently to tak fA : My th bout th a magnificent thrill. By his Meee dl nerd Those mapping the proposed Washington : SS.04f the gry DUsIMOn. gutter «trons "wibht end potato ‘combination ty that through the air he heartened and encourage boulevard, which will connect Maine with Flor- 3 p many disorders caused by the ab-' bécause meat is digested mostly in y ua; he gave us a new hero, let us have & glimpse|ida by way of the national capital, have in mind j : dominal organs slipping down into; the stomach and potatoes entirely a . . 2 be \ t J elvis. en the weak abdom-' in the intestines, it is of the fineness and nobility to which American! , highway that will make it optional with the : “ inal wiusties of the lower aidome "use those two foods together, as this youth can attain. motorist whether he will drive through or 3 are pressed upon the prolapsed or-/ difference may interfere with the And as if that were not enough, he made| around cities along the route. Those who want a : : J gans there is danger of some sec-| digestion of either the meat or friends for us abroad. He put France anil|to get to their ultimate destination will find : g See SU aTA AID ct Oe lites does Ti cae America back on a cordial basis such as they|their, progress expedited and their trip made . 4 tines to press out ito a sack which starches and_precelne bo snk digest | had not known since 1918. He showed Mex-|more’ comfortable. The others‘ will be denied Y is then called a “hernia” or “rup-| as well together as if either were ingoes scheming land-|no sight-seei: rivileges, és ture.” . This sack seldom breaks; combined with the non-starch: ico that not all gri _— ig es ing PI a completely through the muscle un-| vegetables. If your digestive power ‘ less there is great carelessness in| is not strong, you can easily prove - 9 lowing the sack to further en-| this by taking a meal of meat, tempted to buy get-rich-quick stock is spinach and celery, and the other | Editorial Comment WAS LI INGTON FE ro 0 las "An incipient hernia or rupture meals of these saute foods with the can be quite easily cured through] addition of some kind of starchy reducing: the internal pressure and| food. Keeping a Clear Desk developing the abdominal muscles.|/ Question; Inquirer asks: “I (New York Sun) | A great deal of pressure from the|‘would like to know if chest-sound- The appearance of the desk has been a moot na : prolapsed organs can be relieved if| ing is a positive test for finding point among business men since modern effi-| wathintion March I2.--More| prohibiting sale of securities inside Panblyaral “relieve: sorta of thil” “Answers -Emeyscien'et tie choet Fa ciency first became a fetish in modern business. | than a billion dollars a year is lost! the state unless they or the sellers weight which pyesses upon the her-| is a method which is valuable in Some argue that a desk kept constantly clean|by Americans to get-rich-quick qualified under the law. Some nial sack. id the hands of a skilled diagnostician. bhers. He made Central America think a more of us. All in all, the young man served us very, very well. It is about time we repaid him. What is the best thing we can do for him? We might buy him a mansion, but he probably wouldn't stay in it. We could raise a big purse for him, but he doesn’t care for money. He has so many medals now that any more would only a bore him. i ; ters and stock swindlers. lnws require that both seller and Intestinal gas pressure is often| The best method of chest jina- rids the brain of inconsequential details that | Promo! “se | Aa Ps gas pI ¢ The best | of chest exam $ ens. Much of this is taken from’ securities be qualified. the cause of much of this pressure] tion is with the fluoroscope and the There is only one thing he — it) should be left to secretaries, filing clerks and} widows and. others whose means| “Second, the fraud law, by which Y VIA mal chervat icauraey cat be weltevsal tanoh ketae mene -happens to be something we can give > 8/the like and hence saves the brain for heavy|are so small that they risk—and' the attorney general, being advised - through suitable dietetic measures.| Question: M. J. B.-asks: “Are < ‘ong, quiet rest. % plotting against competition. Others argue that | lose—everything in the belief that that fraudulent stocks are being The proper kind of brace should be} thera any ways of telling when a Lindy is worn out by crowds and rters| the clean desk becomes so impressive a desid- they can attain financi fo1 sold, is authorizes prosecut e worn to support the hernia so that| fast has n of sufficient length?” in fis ial comfort, Id, th 1d to ite thi rt the hi that} fast has been of suffi repo ec! 9 -_ tae The swindlers work principally} crooks.” 2 no further break or protrusion can) Answer: Only an expert diagnos- ond photographers and handshakers. His} eratum that it overshadows important business through the United States mails. eee develop. This support should con-| ticia.. can tell when a fast has been oot a wnt selon pir ee that a cluttered desk might represent. oy pee oe q But the crooks, Denison « explains, | nd who can blame him? He is tired of] Junior executives are as divided as those who| ward E. Denison, of thinais | tee, have taken to the mai even cing photographed, interviewed, greeted,/ dictate policies. Some reason that a cluttered| through federal “jeeislation, But Make ten panes Lanihe ‘eered. Ever since he streaked across the/ desk indicates hard and conscientious work to} the bill which he introduced in 1922) business by mail in another they ‘tlontic a year ago, it has been a continual/the boss, while the opposition argues that the sist 0! flat or spongy pad. These| of sufficient length to get the most Dear Mom: larsard ode pe nel Feat tbs com] tele pene: However, it is ed | way e rubber ball truss| perfectly safe for anyone to fast foe ae ioe _ sonar eee which only serves to hold the her-| for a few days without any danger, d in Barth bi ng ii y 3 'Y/ nia open and actually prevents it] whatsoever. The return of normal ey er egg ge eee lg ae) I I mao ge f 0 ry ; Pars | likely pass is session un-| and ’t be touched by state|been suck good pal it w e rupture has been allowed} has been taken long enough. Some- a ind of honors. He'd like to take a rest all boss might think such a desk indicates in-| jess pressure is brought to bear by cea Hoes ivausa, camellia ena: because I'd like to know if you| to develop so that it extends down! times this hunger pete return j » himself. The best thing we could do for|efficiency. those who favor it. ‘The reason is| establish headquatrers in Camden, think I was to blame. I don't see| into the inguinal canal it may be|for several weeks and one should ‘m would be to forget all about him. The staff of a prominent advertising agency| that there is no politics involved] N. J., and operate across the river! how I could have sbeen and the| necessary to resort to surgical; be under the care of a physician All richt; let’s do it. Already he has be-|in New York | leep over such academic| it the measure and there is opposi-| in Philadelphia, or from St, Louis| whole thing was the greatest sur-| measures. Such operations are who understands thé fasting cure ma tmmortal He has into the gal in New York loses no sleep Se i ion to it. That combination has; into Iinois without interference.| prise to me. more successful with young men before undertaking a fast of more a passed 8@l-\discussion. One of the big boss’ sidekicks thus] killed most bills designed for no Congress alone may control inter-| Billy made love to me! I might| Whose tissues will heal to better! than two or three weeks’ duration. + of great Americans, to remain there for-| explained the staff’s method: other purpose than to serve the i ». We can afford to let him alone for a r state commerce. as well call it by its ht name x Kae "The oss desk js always piled high with we) mie eet," ° "1 Rae of Som in ena and| hd et, Zee the, hak: | ee ot 1 oo Dad es lus know not what. He will not let any one, even! 0 interests in Texas and Okla-| are doing an enormous business| scandalous. I feel terribly sorry because I his private nec reneeee or eee te homme api mai interests else- aan ans eel Carer ari and ‘Bily" avo agian niget seed west a idea a - ping an ae they ony Ea apne ipa i insi: i lesk| where in the west have been respon- i, r | out| happen. He seems to be such a kid.| tion is so bright. . . . An - Be ing: eee eae tage aha to| sible for blocking the bill, Denison| annual swindling toll, estimated as| of the city so’s to make time| And he was so nice about it. I} nie Ward was there, and some ee 3 portat q says. It was once passed by the|high as $1,400,000,000. Fake oilj through traffic. I took the wheel| can’t help feeling flattered but I| cracker asked if they’d checked her find anything on it that he wants and that all of | House, but there was opposition in| and mining stock has generally dis-| when we got the wide open spaces| wish I knew how to make him come! go-cart. . . . And Patsy Ruth it is ‘pending.’ When the boss goes out of town] the Senate which prevented the/ placed fake automobile and chain] and drove until Yate in the after-| out. of it. It would be’ cruel to be| Miller, of the movies, was dancing ringside seat. . . . So I said to the Lorelei at my right, “There’s the famous Mr. Dooley.” . . . *-om henauets, receptions and cheering crowds. ‘o's tired. He's only a kid, for all his great- ness, and he needs a rest more than we can imagine. Let’s give it to him. It would be the kindest thing we could do; it would be the] ¢,, te required to make it a | sto": stock in the public’s affec-| noon. W. ith him for I know he tried) about. And th r a few days, though, we get to work. Wej vote require make it a law. | st angry, with him for I know, | arte * ere were a mak = rallies a Th on bill, introduced with| tions. to town when Billy si ted we) to hide his true feelings from me. | couple of hundred le wh oe eg — fe, and he would ap-|sweep everything into the waste paper baskets] ,, 76, Denison bill, bitrocued, watt cee on a little farther to's ina and| Don't you think the best way is| something in New Yale ee } . less. It would waste too much time to} Bankers’ Association, the National] “Men are in business selling) have tea. just to keep on being friendly with] Which means that no one ever heard ~ through it and check up on what is really| Association of State Securities| sucker lists to these companies,”| That made a-hit with me because| him and let it wear off? I could] of them east or west of Broadway. Sponsoring Amateur Baseball leecnett When he aia he finds a ship. Commissioners and the executive| Denison says. ‘ ; _ | 1 wanted a rest, My arms ached| take a few more driving lessons}. . . Yet, in spite of the gayety, Twice within th the American ‘i 1 iment: on keepi committee of the American Bank-| “Those lists bring high prices.| terribly from driving, and I didn't] and it might be a good thing to| it did seem to me that the ghost . ice & mon' e Legion shape desk, compliments us on keeping .CVerY-| ers’ Association, provides that no|They are composed mostly of| want to let Billy drive back because|have him come in and get acquaint-| of Florence Mills still hunts “the has effectively refuted the charge that it exists | thing cleaned up—and never misses a thing. one shall send literature and secur-| widows and comparatively poor|I need more practice in traffic, and a with Alan, What do you think,| blackbirds.” lom for the selfish interests of its own members ; ieee Crone Ja pani cecaaltectise | Boo Ag Ieee ap veer ims’ |e came de mle toenail So minseastevs, . {ct terested thah et ions or = 7 3 and to further the political ambitions of the| North Dakota’s Master Farm Homemakers {or ctl 10 thet ty ae eration oF saie| holds out, many vietims fall again| was just what { wanted. ) MARYE. | Ward's most recent birthday party few placed in positions of leadership. (Minneapolis Tribune) could not be made within the state|and again. Desperate from one] We had \ a a t asked for permission to take / The offer of aa fo provide, through) The four North Dakota women who were| where attempted delivery ia made.|loas, and ashamed to tell stout it] touabel mutfing and tea) and Billy| NEXT: “Mom” places the blame, off his coat, His auggestion was j local * us, it merely seeks prevent e x signs 8 rowned al ‘eonstructive goutribution to the cause of com at = te eranion of stage bug sky laws, cide ate ash Cg eee vig el love f IN NEW YORK ecngpiete od pane Dom ete os mercial aviation in this cuntory. Every com-|realm, yet it is nice to believe that they are) In 1910, Kansas enacted the first} “One fake chain store scheme! song I ever heard. _IN NEW YORK | ne getting. Sse munity should have its name painted in large|fairly typical of, rather than brilliant excep-| so-called blue sky law to prevent! took thousands of dollars from) It seems the boy has con-|* marked. letters on at least one roof and there cannot be|tions to, the vast body of women they repre-|salc of fraudulent and worthless) people right in this House Office) tracted puppy love for me and] New York, March 12-—Leaves GIL3ERT SWAN. t *, 3 ‘ . ities, |-| Building. If all the victims squeal-| can't bear thought of 1 week's fe too many arrows, in white paint on roofs, point-|sent. The purpose which lies behind their| *ecutities, Other states have fol-) Mullting: | O° OU Un ould make this| drive together. ght of out last|from the week's notebook: “Dropped I id ° ing to nearby airports and safe, landing fields. | signal recognition is not so much to honor the] and Delaware, have them in one| bill of mine a law. I’ve had bushels| something during the afternoon Bf aff fran ir Par ker peers | ‘ BARBS 1 ——_——__—___—____—__5 Another constructive and universally popular | individual farm homemaker as to give full} form or another. - [of mail, containing many sad and| about not needing many more les- and again was reminded ‘program of the Legionnaires is the proposal to|credit to the farm home as a vital major factor|\ “These laws have been gradual-| tragic stories, from those who have| sons. erella tales that Broad- ‘ : : r im til f them| been bitten. Of course I talked seriously to eee « A Hawaiian ha: \- 150,000 boys between the ages of 14]in the agricultural industry. This the farm Le er ee RE. ‘“They|- Meanwhile, his bill not being| him about it after I'd tried mie hog art Liegiela MGlovification.| cert ukulele that ol ea | and 17 into baseball teams to compete in sec-|home has been since the first crude makeshift | are of two types: i passed, Denison advises anyone] a joke of it and he wouldn't let me.| ‘The movies discovered her and she| half a mile, Dispatches fail to say tional play-offs and for a national amateur|plow prepared the first farm plat for seed, yet was getting along very nicely when| whether he got life or the chair. baseball championship. it is only recently that we have come to see that S| along came a millionaire...) ® : the extent of $50,000 because it sees in the/her immeasurable contributions to the success OUR BOARDING HOUSE Merwe “peck hatte atone al We aida’ knoe the ei if ‘amateur competition a source of future big|of agricultural enterprise. . they are en route to joust with ele-| any bombing experience. league players and fans. Since the war the| A glance over the records of North Dakota’s A WE, ALL RIGK « HERE'S HERE'S TH’ RING! xiF You pant Hoes OP re tis! eel CWets toad eit ; ' Major leagues have complained of a paucity of| master farm homemakers is sufficient to con- - ° reading everything _ young players of major caliber. vince one that their titles are worthily be- $35. FoR-TUAT Piece OF BOUGHT ALADDIN'S LAMP, “TH | was, deonrated..with, pichiceeaiey) we could Pik UP. aban ais. new The publie was instantly captivated by the/stowed. These are the women honored, and MILK BOTILE MOUNTED IN “@ FIRST WISH You'd MAKE, petown and way points, | know how he, or it, acts when the scheme because it has had the uncomfortable | without exception they have established sturdy BRAsS!«— TI TRIED To 0—*-« ¥ WoULD BE-To GET TH’ MONEY a \. the evening, te watch ean, Ce around for that install- feeling for a number of years that sandlot| home ideals and looked to them faithfully and ‘s . BACK You PAID For (Tf! peck Ar sana ae ig Se | baseball, which it considers essential to the cul- | unswervingly RA NE 4 GEES AS | NO ee - | Ba Sainese ant A Chicago judge suggests a mu- tivation of carestes, has lost its appeal to ies. © E, Brickson af Pn BUY TH’ RING AT A LEGITIMATE] nian ian anda 0 % ‘ater of Broadway and She only nicipal (iaboratory: ere youth wt ” Stimulation of interest among younger boys] Mrs. TJ. Kelsh of Fullerton, DEALING WITH A COUPLE o¢ £7 NEW! wets ISTH’ FinsT ho -Core ee aa Tee | Cie nase exe OO in a sport which is clean and healthful isa task] Mrs. W. H. Buhr of Buffalo. ' G TIME THEN'VE SEEN “TH? ¢ ‘are retained, the entertain- eee ; well worth the while of the boys “who went] Each of these women has contributed might- GYPPERS t DoT Wish UT OF DAY i fair and sometimes good] This is the Machine Age, surely. ‘actoss in 1917 and 1918. ily to the high standards of an efficient farm You AMY BAD LUCK, BUT — Be Fy ro MY DEA! Prices are such thet the) A man, in Saskatchewan. gaw the : and an efficient home. Take their individual I HoPE You'Re HELD uP ‘, ee 2 MARNUN!! HED can | Te roban Whe, Ole Ay achievements, blend them slightly, and you are| ON TH" WAY HOME, AA” ILL BET THERE ARE ‘ i fis, in the ‘wake|".. George Washington navec told a rewarded with a very excellent composite photo- MY $35, Wi 7 : FIWE GENERATIONS oF Ietreets of th nation| lie. March 15 meant nothing in graph of the master farm homemaker. You i IL Go IN SEVEMTEEN-NEAR Locusts: emaory serves me, the| those days. | will find that she is a good mother, zealous of CIRCULATION IN TH’ CREASES f- ‘ x Cleveland, 0.; rotated about tho| | It is impossible to tell the age of ; her chiharen's banith, Frege oe Shae Me, . Chinase cafes. ae eatged ie . Se joke. eae ae { quate education, care: stress the place o: ; ? ss Boral 2 pecht’s a a y thrift and industry in the scheme of life. You bright lights, . . .| than it was the last time you heard : will find her manifesting an active interest in ‘ i , ie ‘ee e, the cation 1 is it. sia speeches and con-|and an intelligent understanding of the factors 3 f le “WA housed Whiteman’s club.... | And, an inner tube ig helpful in story, alwhich make the farm a going concern. You ; 5 teat an, evening. paper to|the social | swim, Providing, of ra Sent fap. plant bu Los oan ta it that beauty ; ; » {st and after-dinner wit, had at igat| “Rough car, “TPS! HR ® Me: ‘ ut sees Si: gone columnist, ees : at ban-|and comfort have their proper stress in soften- i \ : line reads: “This starts my| You can judge eB cage pe gg Nag meg a= ma iy Mi * Aww 7a a\ gal Soe ON and sole eee Se see|note, too, that her vision fee a a 1 the substitution of amateur|home to the community, and that her varied INS one F To theater to see Ina Claire, the . One can close eyes and|and constructive interests embrace church and gets Pyy intermin-|club, wélfare anc. farm organizations, and the all eee fered to|i ies of citizenship. 5 : \ 2 ' x . And she was in| Forest.” | They and Mrs. Buhr, oni z , \ ne : *. s dthe ‘brighter because they did not-labor for] : cKs- A Se at mine, fo the cpnng woul them, but merely gave thease generously, ‘ \ 4 | ot Lew Leslie + Blackbirds 1928”; There devotedly, to the precious tasks of home- De A oe OW \ Ap bassadeurs, which er and|making. The farm is a finer institution be-|~