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- BP SOs RNIN NOM WEDNESDAY, MARCH 7, 1928 il AUTH DIET ADVICE THE BISMARCK TRIBUNK ; cerity, range and vividness of intellectual in- The Bismarck Tribune terest and essential stability of character.” THE states OLDEST NEWSPAPER That is rather a broad statement. Yet t (Established 1873) . : Getting at Close Quarters seems fair to assume that President Angell "Published ja. wi s Titom Gans knows what he is talking about. mi Demeret’ tt isa aae teak maetiee” ipod Motor Cars’ “Funny” Tags s George D. Mann...................... President and Publisner The end of the day of tie so-ca'led “humor- a — |ous” auto tag is in sight. New Jersey and Subscription Rates Payable In Advance | Pennsylvania have declared war on such signs Dally oy Sai pee’ year, tin Biemat as “If you can read this,” etc. Only official Daily by mail, pec year, license plates are permitted. : STOMACH PAIN ‘ " an ects ear North Dakota Sore ne ane ae i shat eg st Pain or distress in the stomach Ce of milk may be ed ‘walt Dally by , outside o oa suspending these plates to their cars. Jus a organ itself may come frem a gen-|half hour or, in some cases, € Weekly by mall, in state, per year : what the psychology is that prompts such dec- » eral. inflammation’ of the stomaca) ounces every hour as long as the pa- Weekly by mail, in s% three 70 i orations is not intelligible to every, person, = a $ eae —_—_—— Weekly by mail, vutside of Nor! Nas Pat apparently somebody gets a “kick” out ms Shipiy sineed Hor fesetiitia IX dts it. & Dr Franks OCESTIONS It RECARD TO HEALTH € DIET WILL BE ANSWERED BY ORMECOY 60 CAR BE ADDRES. IN THIS PAPER ENCLOSE $/) PED RODRESSEC ENVELOPE FOR REPLY content, acts as a virtual salve. Four RS a i Dr. McCoy will gladly answer ——— The pains my come | pitiggl le ea 7 health i i i: } . diet, essed to him care i . Da egy rT Ye But there will not be any more of that kind a, wih hal al ‘ie, adares fe mt Mv ymact . ressed ie, res eredted fed stilar ection wil probaly lew mania @ nervous disorder, or “from over- | ane ta pel 1 i hi merit ae Bin gira creditea to| And similar action will provably fol ow in other . : St, distention with food. The funda- r republication of A / a Bee 4 erwise credited in this paper, and also the /states as they learn the confusion between the C mental causes of either gastritis or b ert digs : Atolletety origin publistied herein, kl official and i supplementary tags and are \ uy, ' . |stomach ulcers are always from | tient is Crk If even milk es ciehts uf republication of all other matter herein Ff |it pressed with the excesses anl extremes to Ca ee oan ee a tt eee rtk one; atid = gid GROMER ry # using too much of c in kinds of | serious ohe, and a good diagnos also reserved. which these jokesmiths go with their humor, S \ wrong combinations of food,|should be consulted and is advice Representatives \ g eating when tired, worried or angry,|followed, G LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY @ he aN Nn gencial servation, and continued Most physicians of today are NEW YORK - - - Fifth Ave. Bldg. " . " use ci strong remedies, such as lax- | miliar with the proper dietetic trea’ : CHICAGO DETROIT Editorial Comment . 7" “6 . 4 bein me ae et ee oma wae hoe | Tower Kresge d *, j imple gastritis is often cure reatment does not ge! el oy Z reducing the food intake to half fe within a few days a surgical opera- ' (Official City, State and County Newspaper) The Gloomy 'Gusses Stung ; p y even a third of the usual amount, by|tion may save the patient's life. 1 cane . aa ; tos ateiee teen ow? Z gutting down on the amount of heavy | These operations. are rarely neces cy Finding the Rigie “front office.” | Timid people are so often frightened by ‘ pods, euch ag the carpohyar: foie ce- | petent diagnosticlan should be relied 4 There was a vacancy ted from the ranks prophecies of evil by soothsayers of large pre- 4 | Teccion of proper food combinations | upon, ! omeone was to be Lah ts, speculated | tension that it is well to cast a backward glance ; J at each meal. Some distress may | (Continued Tonsorrow) + to fill it. The staff, in idle eet the lucky man. [Over some of the notable predictions for 1927 , : ; continue for a short time due tc the S AND ANSWERS | endlessly as to the identity Ot itt either. Jim|that have failed of fulfillment. Warner B. L vG eae ran Sas amount ens Ea arias t a Was serenith a ld get the job. They Leathers warned Atlanta that it would be de- ' me 4 tinues even under the best diet, and|have been reading your health and | Jones or Bob Smith would get | stroyed by a hurricane on Aug. 31, but there : : is apparently due to the excess of|diet advice in ‘the paper and th “front;” always brisk, : od . i ‘were young men wit! Tront; f | Was not even gentle breeze here that day. One Sarr stomach digestive juices which the | very much interested. My husband always ready to put the best foot forward) (y°11. Tost ‘widely known seers, Bell Bart : : é stomach has been habitually forming |has leakage of the heart, which ! when the boss was looking, always ready to i. 4 : F to take care of bad mixtures which | makes him very weak at times. Some ess, They had gravely predicted that the French debt would % were formerly used. {doctors have advised him to keep air their knowledge of the busin their ability |e paid in 1927, that autocracy would be re- ( Digestion of all foods is mostly quiet and not work but that isn’t . the knack of making every bit of little| established in Germany, Edison would die and achemical process, and when too/his disposition, so he is active and : le , Be ‘ ie ; | appear on the surface, and perhaps Rockefeller would lose his health. Madame day ‘after Gay, the ‘stomach learns for leakage of the heart? Please more. . . Fraya, the Parisian palmist, predicted that Then, to everyone's attra oom France would pay part of its debt to us and . Tom Brown. Tom She job, ea hae ‘a work-| that prohibition would be abolished. None of « plugging away on tl ., h he wasn't polished; the Bart or Fraya prophecies was fulfilled, er as you Sad pani uu ed to care about nor was that of Mrs. Benninghoven, who said: + he never tal . aiine a ley he had as well as that New York would be destroyed. However, | : anything but doing ee w he was mighty it is to be noted that the digestion of no fully j he could. Everybody ohe che: boss had dis- normal man or woman ever is in the least im- i capable, gg Eee aod jet paired by this sort of applesauce. : cov . 3 : ragraphs represent an occur- © enn that hes haken pace, probably, in every | tal en : fusiness in the land, over and dver. It’s al-] 4. swan really sire a besutiful ; ; ne surprise; people wonder, “now ea a BW ly sing a beeutiful song + most always when it dies? acks the Mentor. The pots teli to secrete more digestive fluid to|advise what he should do.” d, take care of the extra burden placed| Answer: The cure of leakage of upon it. After the quantity of food, the heart depends upon well regu- is reduced to a normal amount the‘ lated exercise and the use of a bal- stomach still continues to secrete an! anced diet, so arranged as not to excess of gastric juice. This seems| produce excessive pressure against to cause some distress through the|the heart. This pressure from food irritation of the acid or the forma-|is either due to a large amount of tion of extra gas. food ingested or to the gas pressure If -he prover foods are used and|from stomach or intestinal indiges- a ental ae and dis-|tion. Rest in bed for a: week or i s ti nti 5 i . BY RODNEY DUTCHER _. 155,000,000 of them in case the worst| the pations nay sotieea caeraeay [te Js sometimes ‘helpful but should NEA Service Writer uddenly come. to the worst, com-ttress by tal.ing a teaspom of bak-|tire body becomes weakened with Washington, March 7.—You have bag riser? ed tione = a ing aa et ae oe nat ae continued neil if Light calisthenic 1 3 wever, soda shor not uséd regularly | exercises should be taken. Send for to die to be appreciated. At aa an excellent sh ¥ but only upon occasicn when too|special article on heart derange- and " MOM , D ‘ i 3 know that quiet Tom Brown that’s the way with cattle, hogs t-~ards increase: ses pala Bets ta. a : ales heh speed eines then Jim and Bob?” as eae a eee oe in neta ir Letters gore io population Cave tng: aes vate na uatities of water between w Question: A. ¢onstant Reader : Few business leaders read Emerson. But) 207 ‘sing? : BY RUTH DEWEY GROVES} |tant food animals decreases and the Beef cattle .... = Saibat aa to vallevs any unpleneeat | Cao Leama eer REA human population grows, we are be- Sheep = unconsciously know the : Meath of one of his Dearest Mom: ginning to appreciate them more. | Swine The story of the “ctven cong” !3 one of the rh ag which would otherwise! ity and that I should avoid all citrus develop. f one of his most profound statements: eee G . . a When the extra water treat-|fruit and any f tainii i What, you are specks so loudly that I cannot Hake pete oe it Al pis cay eh US} You're a very clever mater, after| ue but there are many mere of Us esa oy Seen Menor attach acid. May T eae your “opin core: heer what you say.” rough the ages. Its crigin is difficul: to)/an, 11 bet you knew I wouldn’t|/than there were in 1890, whereas de’ 's ,000,000 mgd al ee ee ee ee this and what foods I should ti i ; ‘ In. o "ve is only another way|trace, but there is ro quectisn as to its an-|be frightened into telling Alan about|there are some 1,000,000 fewer of stopped: eft | mast : ety te ak ss ceoret “ Actions speak loud be ron ro “ag eppears frequently in literature! the Jamboree with the motorcycle our edible four-footed : friends. ee ee eis aiomaii's regeitements for “ C 5 : cop. jut when you talk about - er than words.” You can develop your “front’ Digia: Hive! Beat ae : y bs cm ‘oon @ been more re’uctant to abandon |ing true to .ay principles it's a zebra} There was a time in the eighties If stomach pains are t ve ii fo the utmost of your ability; you can cullVAG| gg ting theme, Ue wars ci Saacespene| ay" denn atte ten| mh, fhe Fig, one tn 7l Arene thr fet of se eal A eng wna melita) fra, pertenaly” dhe cee on ae eran eyy occasion, devote your-|contain several references to th swan cong, |time, So told Alan—that is 1 told|pineties the cattle did, although the who are eaten is t-at the U.S. mest|a more careful Gletetic treatment |e taremen tie acaee Pe self daily to making a good showing; in the notably, in “Othello” ard ‘Tite Merchant of|him about giving the cop the wrong|sheep have only barely caugl it Up production dropped __375,000,000/must be used. Sometimes a milk| preaching this truth for many years long run your actions on the job will make the Venice.” steer but I kept mum about just how| with us once or twice and little good pounds in 1927, from 17,245 millions|diet will instantly relieve the dis-|and within the last few years every deepest and most lasting impression. The late Professor D. G. Silioit, one of fast epee : it did them. |to 16,872 millions. There w~se 352|tress caused by a well developed| recognized authority has written ' ” e it-was a:good joke.| The fewer food critters there are million more af pork pro-|stomach ulcer. Small ts of irmit i chest and moid that office politics and blutf| America’s greatest and most respected scien-|¥ou sce we know Beatrice Wendley.|the more valuable they are, When duced but 632 million fewe: pounds of mill should be taken at frequent hart tale Ae patents sant te account for many promotions. Occasionally | tists, relates that he and a friend were shoot-|She’s really going to take the plunge| they are plentiful the price goes beef. Lamb and mutton remained|intervals to keep the stomach con-| citrus fruits and Ate adhere strictly this may be true. But such promotions are ing in Currituck Sound, l’orth Czrolina, when | next week and the papers said some | down and people don’t raise so many. | about the same, but the per capita|stantly bathed in a steady flow of! to the weekly menus which are pub- kind relative had given her a new) Then, when they are scarce, the; ilk whi A ; felatively scarce. And, besides, when they do|one of a peesing flock of evens was hit. “On| petrol wagon for a wedding present. price goes up and people Sore noes | eeemption Of 5 tll meats dropped the milk which, because of its fat! lished each Saturday in the Tribune, ‘are usually followed by a demotion |receiving his wound, the wings became fixed,|I just took a long chance that the | again, unless, perchance, you and I| pounds in 1927. ae | ‘ Serco. The eee Onidor reaches the|and it commenced at once its con7, which was|cop didn't know her or the man she’s |happen to get tired of that sort of We ate more pork than beef, per|i> IN NEW YORK Fee tte ral engyesgthgencemcing ater on. mae going to bless with her everlasting meat and go in heavily for vege-|capita consumption for 1927 bei || moved his office into the old build- top. Business competition is so severe that the continued until the water was reevhed nesrly | Companionship. itables. Pere eer eee ipeeo ha Hes i top is apt to be a pretty slippery place, so that = a mile away. I am perfectly fomiliar lit used to have lot of, bad] | When the urge strikes you to go|7-4, lamb and mutton b.4 and’ pork| New York, March 7.—On the eve| Finally a little slant at Washi the man who gets there mney use both aot ish piel sets ~gbearay moma a we the ‘old ae rentitnts pelaeti gceiany) ihe aohomi ree or I cea Mesa omecepmecea aad SBA gi nisieienes er a | ton’s damettls life is afforded We i ° i e2rd an, 4 H De no adv a to hold on with and can’t spare one for g! ’ ever before or s.1ce heve = 'Y| racket that will help put one over|to find on at is, unless a dairy] Qur meat exports, more than a| Manhattan cfieratacel rich coward return visit to the dowr..own dis- Answer: If it is true that you: nearly ten per cent. Both political|/digesting a reasonable amount of| show any over-acidity i parties probably will claim credit. | {pod in well balanced combinations. | your body the psi dit testament handing purposes. like these sung by this stricken bird. Most] on ‘em. Of course, I didn’t mention|cow will do as well as a beef ani-| billi ds i to the yer a3 taki i “What you are”—in other words, the bess plaintive in cherecter ard musical in tone it] about Billy putting his arms around|mal. There are in captivity in this ition, sind “Sa 1209, sete eat te the. scnetae explore 23 taking et wae at BO SCB iy you work, the industry (or lack of it) with] sounded at times like the cot runnirg of the|my neck. Sometimes I think Alan | country some 34,500,000 dairy cattle,| ports of 114 million doubled those of | country.” residence in an old mansion. which you devote yourself to your job—|notes in an ovteve. /.nd as tre sound was hag old-fashioned 1006s ote for] ee ate tate ant 55,000,000| 1088. The Bureau of Animal In-| Somehow few people think of New| , Glancing. in his diary you'l ase 5 cattle in all, but there are some-|dustry of the Agricultural Depart-|York in terms of Washington, or|that on Feb. 22, 1790, “ Wash: ispeaks 80 loudly that I cannot hear what you|borne to us, me'lowcd hy the cistence, we stood|a car ‘and I'm thrilled sick. Only| thing ‘like 43,000,000 sheep and 55,-|ment will uti on, or|t .. 22, 1790, 9 4 That is as true today as it ever was.|astoniched and oculd only cxcleim, ‘We have|thing is P've got to learn to drive ail! 000,000 swine. In other words, some Be | nee Hee ete mee a ea ee aes Nowhere is it more true than in the world of | heard the song of the dying ew12’.” over because I've never driven any-|~—~_________ | ately connotes bright lights, Broad- | itation.” Bluff and front r assets. If thing but the Model T. But Alan are car just vegs you to step on the gas.| ——?/] way, skyscrapers and big by cee ousiness. Bluff and front are poo . serepeearninonneieeiae he'll have me running the thing in|I’r. afraid to take a chance. Speed-|' A Thought speakeasies, night clubs and wild) It’s an absorbing contrast in you deserve to, you'll rise, sooner or later. Republican Bad Luck half an hour. I’m not so sure,|ing without a license? Not for me. life. Foreign writers coming to our| change and in times. (New York Times) though. He seems to be having a lly offered to teach me to handle |* ~ | shores invariably muff this phase of GILBER’ Effective “Direct Action” Taking the most charitable view of the testi- ares trouble himself_getting used|it but I thought I’d rather let Alan| How are the mighty fallen in the|the city and scarce, indeed i tha (Copyright, 1928, NEA Ree tke te) é fo the change. You know if you sit|do it. He's rlways so proud when, midst of the battle!—1 Sam. 1:25. | visitor who so much as thinks of thi Some months ago the country was observ-|mony of Mr, Will Hays before the Senate com-|by driver you can almost run the|he’s teaching somebody something, 7 ee Quiet jaunts the great city atfords,|® : | ‘ng a little experiment in Texas with a woman|mittee yesterday, it seems to show that the|car yourself. But when I try to tell|a.d it was just darling of him to buy| What is defeat? Nothing but ed- «BR Seba arate BARBS | governor. That experiment was successful in| great run of luck which the Republican Party| Alan a few simple tricks he gets|such an expensive roadster. ucation, nothing but the first At Broad and Wall Streets the]g——____"" "dg Ghat it taught the state a lesson in polities.|has enjoyed politically for several years is at] like they say of the scrambled egs— : Best love, ave, |Speemetnins better. — Wendell rushband tunible of the stock, ex- Now Texans are experimenting along a differ-|last broken. The party managers will continue|" Aren't men funny? He'd rather J ” ceanee scenie._6:). test Pergeetel to nee Wihce mee ee st line and with far more satisfactory resulté.|to believe that the dealings of their National|stall the car than pey attention to|NEXT: Alan and Marye “battle.” ABOUT 24 HOURS the where Cnccal’ Conse bgsiceiie Gdn dactoe ee | "For several years Texan banks fared rather Committee with Sinclair .were innocent, but] what I ce him. he won't let | (Copyright, 1928, NEA Service, Inc.)! “Am I late for the Marseilles ex-| Washington was inaugurated in! people on the other side of the water aard at the hands of bandits and safecrackers.|they must admit that it is a great misfortunc| Me,toueh, the wheel until he “mas- ataaiene an eane Fe canas pate 789., It is only by rubbing the eyes | think we're Santa Claus, too. it years there were 140 successful bank|to them to have the truth come out just at| I’m aching ali over to take the bus} “What do you think of thece talk-| “How long 9, Seen sie gma glory gd PA limit that one; Josephine Haldeman-Julius, com- with losses of more than $600,000/this juncture. They may say that in 1920 and|out alone, but I haven’t got my li-| ing movies? is 7 o'clock. can reproduce the scene enacted at panionate bride .f some months, it thirty convictions, In the majority in 1923 they had no reason to suppose than Sin-| cense- ‘Twas all right at home but ‘Don’t like them. Thoy weke me “Until tomorrow evening at 6:55."|that corner. And, just as this feat dancing in a movie theater to pay “eases the robbers made a clean get-away|clair was different from other rich men to here they’re pretty strict and this| up.”—Judge. i—Pele Mele, Paris, is rehieved. a sudden crush of clerks,!her way thro: gt. school. This is 4nd where suspects were arrested it was hard|whom they looked for campaign funds. It was Memonraphers, 0nd. stock gamblers | merely s litte publicity tip. fo. ac- | @ get convictions. Of the thirty bank robbers | natural for them to apply to him, and it seemed PSR OME See Soe Lemma Pde, eee ey * sonvicted, some later escaped and others were pong Pg i Pi ig jerneeoasly came to Mt yogi ey 9 ie. perplestty ee coal sans better students ip. Bui ave the extent and suspi- come upon the lunchers pacing into University of Arizona lscloses. But, ; Facing higher burglary insurance and|cious nature of that help brought out precisely : eo A A D a8 ZE Fraunce’s Tavern, where the little let’s not w be next dlarmed over their financial losses and danger |at this time is a piece of spitework by a cruel Do You GUYS KNOW TH! SSS WHAT! SAKE balcony recalls the historic farewell ‘styles will change ot acd @ the lives of their employes, the bankera| fate, It couldn't have been given a eve aes: SWIADLE IM RESPONSIBLE AN’ miss cHuReH g Set suites of Wackingion ta bleticees [wll have cee Mune ot ae } a protective association and let. it be|matic effect if it had been planned for that| jy FOR@ OUST AS A GAG, ay ; N00, Sesiie ereiae Oe Kellen, |Ab¥4 7) 257 uy known that they would pay $5,000 for|purpose. The friend and intimate benefactor 1 FRAMED UP THAT SAKE : Tits that fer, meateens Rlantasters | 3 aot aa advarttecconnt, b , wery “dead bandit” and not one penny for aj of the Republican Party had just been pilloried ANS! MISS CHURCH HAD A of the country’s father Have made did it ever occur to you that pane “| Ive one. i i palze the country as an odious figure. His CRUSH ON EACH OTHER,~ AN’ ; so much about, | | {stockings may be the best in the long During the six months following the posting lings with the Government in the matter of NESTERDAN “THAT BIG PICKLE, Or, if a quieter pilgrimage ‘is de- een _eee | if that notice three bandits were ‘killed, two|the naval oil lease had but recently been de- Nosé PROPOSED “fo f stred, you can start on the march to | were severely wounded, f the most |Clared by the Supreme C i bg fi : * andits iy one of the preme Court of the United HER, AN’ SHg ACCEPTED AUCTION tax heghegirihige pre -ye eo x is gangs of bank bandits was broken|States to be tainted by fraud and corruption. R * By Poiheries were frustrated and only one| Yet he is the man who is now revealed ae hon HIM f wma AM I To BE anc THAT BIG SOFA 7a sete, Biversiie pave, dodging eee “) tas successful. Robbery attempts decreased |ing come by devious and secret ways to the CONGRATULATED, OR BALLAST CouLDAYy out among the. sailors mursemaids Can’t the cigaret neople find i arrests of robbery suspects datievety financial rescue of the Republican Party! It = and young mothers, to say nothing |out what kind of Tages Lind- | -Less unfavorable comment was provoked by|Could hardly have been dealt a more unfor- perp gg oe ble eet | eee ' drastic action of the Texas bankers, even|tunate blow at the very beginning of a Presi- : ; tind a landmark that tells aoe tint The former Irene Castle it provoked the ruthless shooting down| dential campaign. the Battle of Harl farm X ‘bank bandits, than would the execution of| Many things in this Sirflair transaction re- the Polat where vi athngion leno be cared Yor “Bo same bandits for murder. The Texas| main obscure. They will bear a lot more prob- pele Ss gl Pee we a t is interesting because it partially | ing and explanation. But there can be no ques- ff ndardized peolbedlar lind problem without the aid of| tion that the first impression created is most iW\S as suddenly you, plunge into the aE a t: fp where the seero|s dus, vaso belontee We hope i in the affair, and kept the thing a close secret. ’ \ of jAmeriea, is trying to fight his| happens before the Democratic con- The Good Old Days and indirectly to the Republican Party as a y = hs fe ad Bain’ eee hn ¥ vot those things ome present-day poathe with the pie ple many members of it had suf- ¢ f WA b i Store of @ movie prlace or a night | once 4 generation cease, uneasy prickings df conscience over , \ ty # People who vere he, mere suspicion Sst Siociairs Puation to toda: sorry re party management was sinister. yw tha’ with their fathers and moth-|the truth has come out, even partially, they age. must have a sense of overwhelming disgust. It , not a case for-partisan gloating. For a'l t known, Sinclair may have given srt h H