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“AGE ruUnR ¢ he Bismarck Tribune touchy. Wouldn’t it be fine if this country, . Aa Ne per 11K BISMAKUK ‘KRIBUNS Whither Are We Drifting’ SATURDAY, Ph EBKUARY, 25, 1928 saad r — —=— HEALTH«DIET ADVICE Dr Frank McCoy ; Independent too, would build a few of those monster air- == qHeE STATE'S OLDEST NEWSPAPER ships for transatlantic service? {Established 1873) sii Decline of Eloquence rublished by the Bismarck Tribune Company,| Bronco-busting is not more difficult than in. Louk oe | breaking some wild orators to the radio. They President and Publisher | keep pulling away from the microphone as an os — | intractable horse fights shy of the bit. They i | prance up and down the platform wasting their eloquence on the few within sight, and are ¥ Subscription Hates Payable In Aa H Ny by carrier, per year MERETCS st cca tts , , aed rid See seat Wo rete dumb to the millions who may compose the rn eae i ie yea! (in state outside Bismarck) . invisible audience. a WPA Ber aes fetta neler ly _by mail, outside of North Dakota . £00! So it is good news that those planning the MeiseH de be anG phvaiinnr to Age cannot be, measured by years wXly by mall tn state, per year 199 | radio features of the next presidential eam tase the words “old age” as the cause| “7” More than health can be meas- 4 mail, in s ree years for .60 | paign have already devised a standardized cor- of death on a death certificate. Such } Largeekly by mail, outside of North Dakota, ber ul ral, + fenced sens ea reece inl words as apoplexy, myocarditis, par- picisak cose tenon thet > Fay © EEE OS cit myers. Bryan, at the last Democratic national alysis, Bright's Disease, diabetes,|| diet, addressed He ber Audit Bureau of Circu ici —- demonstrated that a chalk line was ate, must ‘be used 30 describe a the "rebane bogs . Member of The Associated Press not enough. condition of the patient at death, as nclose a stam! ‘ a 2. Tie "Associated Press is et eta tothe] The transformation which radio has wrought the ‘health officer does not recog: envelope for reply. ; Chic tio 3 ‘ ‘i rial if ” 4 bd not otherwise credited in this paper, and also the ot political campaigning has been the subject pea it ad hed fina ured on the scales. There are many E or, Obl news of ee origin published neta All pefae og te atest oa tales en ae. : yn ‘ While no one dies of old age, they| men in the ee a homes who, of republication of all other matter herein are | § & 'S and or 'y. 3 5 i lo die of dissipation. We all de-|in spite of their misfortune, seem to cake reserved. | Harding resorted to the radio in his campaign, ; . site to live long a but none of us want | never grow older, because they eat but to little advantage. . : to be old. ile it is probably not|very little and worry even less. Foreign Representatives "4 ‘i ” \ ‘ : Zz possible to live forever in the spring-| These thin men of 75 to 80 of J G LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY Not only does radio restrict the orator’s a time of youth, the seasons of life can| age have been burying the fat ones + NEW YORK - - - Fifth Ave. Bldg. hie atlas oy mie a Heo on his gestures, but eth by lengthened, aus we alike ay ext renran rhe = ICAGO DETROIT | it leads him to modulate his voice. If he docs ough tho summer, autumn an ‘fl te netwer Bldg. Kresge Bldz. | roe Sg in - “<— tone, his invisible audience] . queue patie aati wight nai autnacartieca ; t“Arricial Clty, State and County Newspaper) (catches only a few snatches between what At the present time there is a} While you are carefully dieting to Proviai (Official City, State and County Newspaper)! seem to be alternating fading and static. man living in England at the age of| see that your bones de not grow too vices, Modern Criminals One thing the radio speaker must not be is the woe day that he. aia te was| to. ach aM ektabe Ela $OGr optaiens winterrhe attainment of higher efficiency in mer-|" orator. Inflections of the voice are disas- feeling rather poorly, and attributed|and emotions do not become ossi- i; ndising and industry during the past twen- trous, So if radio is the controlling factor, | i o es the change of the Weather. fied. Epes years has not been more notable than oratory of the future:will be reduced to the , \ / N \ his aowhdall tetonice tobe seen: but| QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS iittle & increasing effectiveness of criminal meth- monotones of the travel lecturer and a speaker he has so far been able to “weather”| Question: Mrs. C. J. M. dr. asks: bout 3* A scant generation ago the sandbag was | will be judged by what he says, not by how he . many storms of life through more | “Will you tell me the cause of nerv- Hage ie favorite weapon of foodpad and bandit.|says it. Reason, not eloquence, sways the ra- , d GEAge NiAroe the Decout tiiier” Hut Beton ToC OER Tee ' save. centtly A gad Blase to. knife and knuckle- re audience, for which rationalists are thank- ~ AK you tits ‘Seat aaeuved Chat thir iann;| Ootooss Lasts ONty ode een tnt emtes ; rove ster, ese were soon displaced by the six- le whom ,I have never seen, is not after Ido these exercises. Is it ‘ges ter, which in turn made way for the auto- overweight, neither has he been a|some nervous trouble?” § < i y mom \ hard worker during his life. He| Answer: It is best to ftir >ee tho weapons is yikciog ite supremacy to i ¥ may have used tobacco every day of jexercises early in the fmt! {Che “& more deadly machine gun. | Editorial Comment 5 el wae a iveuced bac ike | on bette er ea ne el ; A : : | ieieleaa identities, ; fan advanced age if he or, better yet, do them before dinner. a is extraordinary improvement in equip-| ; y ‘ had been a glutton. The exercises, if taken just before i’ mt for the commission of crimes of violence The House Flood Bill ) Ii ”) Overeating of even the best food | going to bed, will stimulate you so r une « Bhs oe (St. Louis Globe-D " { . must be cited as the principal cause|much that you will probably stay onan indication of.a new adaptability which The bill whi s Glol emocrat) Aa ) of growing old too quickly. Those | awake for an hour or so. do tt st be conceded to criminals of ithe younger | Houne oe Pa td eee wi arin to He a fon Hiya wy grow into the ‘piti| not ae you really nervous, but P tion. No invention is too modern for their . e ONntEO! | geet all ne ae ok ——————————, | maturity of age can never do so if| simply increase your strength and tpoece, Like bu eon en engaged infor Committee of that body is the outcome of many| . they make the great error of gor-| endurance to such an extent that ee (WHE.rding great transactions, thoy leave to|Weeks of public hearings, investigation and Seppe being making an idol of Fel fo, much stronger and it is dif- ETE nce nothing that can be taken care of by |Study by the committee on the problem of flood : T have sent my special article| ‘Question: i. F. G. writes: “ Curnedesight and prearrangement. control in the Mississippi Valley. As a commit- called “A Good Curative Diet” to| would like to know how e person ic i such boasts can be made for improved | tee measure it will, of course, take first place thousands of people and will send a|to know what to eat if he is not sure ieealarhons of law enforcement or for the more|im the deliberations of the House on this im- “ i qeedte Wile So mgsinecare utthla tla his trouble is, as even doc- ’ ficient conduct of criminal procedure. Cer- portant question. BY RODNEY DUTCHER referred to as the “White House Memes: gudvek tot thle “uttiod, | tech lo not agree on what the aon n is It pl rei s NEA Service Writer Backgrounder.” paper, a sk for this article, | trouble is.’ y cent minor betterments have been effected; but] It pleases us to note that this bill gives formal| Washington—The White House eee | : and through the courtesy of the pa-/ Answer: You will be perfectly iN Core law still trips over its own fect, and the | recognition to the two principles for which the | press conferences of the near future, Congressman George Huddleston ee a, ee send it = you. : safe in following the diet peas of justice nous ney etsling fine,” [the erat flood of 1927 browghe the unstion tes Yest l ind Go Washing |ofAlsbama says Ya may not have ‘ tako of uring people toss larger | whith are pobushca Tek Meta MR Gere’, Still fail to grind even middling fine. So- a of 1 rought the question be- a ; made himself quite clear in a recent wantity of food than that to which|each Saturda; weber ahayty, in effect, sticks to a sandbag for its de-| fore bse ae with urgent demand for an an- Sata vos edhe reply to the question of what was) they have been accustomed, under| noses made 4 brasserie ent ese against the machin-gun fire of the out-)Swer. The first of these is the principle of ex-|of a black velvet curtain reinforced| the matter with Congress. the mistaken idea that gaining!find some physician who can prop- —— rocpenlbiity in the Federal Govern- |by. eo, barbed wire fence. a “My point,” he says, “was that! yoo arother eeare Lele Oh ae ett aalean Your nal i i ment, which i ii at some correspondents are ood thei: + 3 “5 i of H Reader 3s We poeecaler cnet di on Need reer costs; the Simtech apie oa “me edie pleased to call the degeneracy ot | coanrituenta: ater as gi * poh 74 I’m glad you told me about Betty. wise the truth is that if you]a continued moderate use of mile at ly goem coast to coast direct attentior r d bi ti Pl ip! le control these conferences has progressed | be; that their wickatiea wen forced |! didn’t know. The girls and I don’t] Wish to stay young longer you must/ magnesia (after meals) augment the teen ‘tence of governfnent to protect itself and its|and direction of the work to be done by alrapidly. It has even been suggested| upon them as the price of re-elec- pond much. Of course I'll send | 8toP Gaitig, those things which inter-| hardening of the 7” lly ¥izens from these oufbursts of murder, band-| Specially appointed body of gigineering and|that they be called off altogether, |tien, and that whatever of virtue they|the layette and ask Alan to send a oH esl ealth, and in this regard,| | Answer: Hardening of the arteries 4 No.y and blood feud, or even to bring the of-|Other experts. This paper has felt from the be-|but that won’t happen because they had was despite their constituents. ae I don’t want him to think isan ahae dnsd wutcly <t0 car hy ihe ee ced by = deposit of miner- nt ghere: to speedy justice. So bold and cold- eon “re the task is a national one, in every Fora Pi ngasanreseses oo resi | The ieee utleesipa a pecerayl oy I Suaeatea sea a rover plies or onehaif of that which you bave|erals in-waill of poten main- are these crimes they exercise a power-| Sense of the word, that it can only be adequately | while, there are several schools of| This point T should have made more| he Wants to hel been aoe ‘ ._|teach the arteries, as they are inert - i effect’ in hastening certain legal reforms|a¢complished by the Federal Government, act-| thought, including that which holds|clear. It should be qualified by = But I think Florence is quite right| _ If you desire to stay a longer time| substances and pass h the al- phen & ; ..|ing with exclusive authorit: i .|that a president is entitled to all the ition of the fact ‘ .{t0 say Betty shouldn't have children|in the prime of life, you must) imentary canal without a ich should have been put into effect a gener clusive obligation for its pennies mf “Tt protectlon he can get from the conse-| encies donot perseceatimnp ato if she can’t give them @ proper start |SPeedily develop poise and avoid | ilated. eee nee has felt also that it should be “) a./|quences of such statements as he|on an ad valorem basis, and that al-|in life. Wrecking your health for|———————————___—_______-$———————___ at it should be planned and di-|makes to the correspondents. though the average in virtue of his|them isn’t fair to the kids, either.|dear, but you know it’s just anc of|oughly mixing, preferably in Endowing Disease Research cose hy special <n Fg would] The practice of quoting presidents constituency may be. high, a con- pthc they're growing up they like|the truths that we've found out by shaker, equal taeda craw tweet +, = insti Z " @ representative wi \- | st t | r fare ’ i ley car rol and not|not being too prudish to loo! el]. : sweet ves ‘Creation of a national health omer is ad-| structive iglentan the phen Bat roma made a bad bull in talking about |ominant, elements that ‘control the| mothers and fathers who are old be-| straight in the eye. Life's. really milk and orange juice. pated by a number of large organizations, in-|1h.¢ it has insisted that the undertaking should| th? 2"™5_ conference. When Cool- | elections.” fore their ti such a glorious adventure that it de-] **String Bean Salad: Use the Rarding the American Chemical Society. The] ho comprehensi i ing should|igge came in, the correspondents ee. I shall wait until we can afford|serves to be studied and lived intel-|fresh string beans if possible, but nd dn contemplates a comprehensive campaign prehensive, should cover the tributaries|were being received twice a week.| The Senate has passed a bill|® nursery and a nurse and then our|ligently. It’s only man’s blindness|i¢ the canned ones ace! aad: cs *piapinst Rehat are described'as the unconquered B = Missienippi as a as the main stream, They submitted questions in writing awarding $1,000 to a citizen of the pli ee Such ee Octal eta tomatoe eevee fir a" au Q rs and should enco! i an resident answered or com- ini Re i r S in Ac n Say that modern y it jes of human health. that expert study’ should find tovbe destealse | menecd om such as he pleased. —|kiled unnecessary by 2°. S. wac|2a86 who are brought up haphas-| marred people don’ love chidsen|efore using. Place in a larg salad nder the supervision of the treasury depart-| 1g practi bl rable! Correspondents often referred to|rine, Marines were stationed in that|®tdly. Everyone knows that, It’s|just as much as any generation of|@nd_ thoroughly mix with the de- ent and the administration of the surgeon re Fee & ees the “White House, Spokesman” as country for reasons not explained to merely a matter of common sense. | parents ever did, brt we do, claim sired amount 3 chopped nariley eral, it is proposed to erect a suitable struc-| of these ideas have been given expression | the man who gave the answers. The/the Senate. The boy was about 12 y friends go so far as eau! ah bal se ea nig PRM TG le : shi A i i “Spokesman” gradually became alyears old. According to Senator|t? say that e' 8 should be com-|upbringing. in the light of our|chopped celery may also be added, and to create adequate fellowships for in-|in the committee bill now before the House. It | "SP0! h i-|B ‘igs! pulsory but inel! broader knowledge. and if a dre wanted, use a “snividual scientists who have shown marked pro- | Provides for the appointment by the President eat rochrcl barge Dfeet ate tan eae Fenced ere ce no| that the difference Dotween ole ea Hoping you don't suffer from the eae olive oll. on crisp, cold iency in research and investigation relating et Ss = be heown as the be omitted. ‘Then the correspondents |one to, approach it, ‘The boy came Sager oie | always interfere ‘with aie Tiare, ee einen Teaves on individual salad i ii iliti in- |) ippi Valle; issi gether one day and submitte d probed in the rubbish, Th n if we do still mat ACCRA ACs ‘ Seneaes eee. Ten taccies of thee ere ee oe area tuany copies of the question whether imarine placed him under arrest. The |f0F lave we can refuse to bring, up MARYE, | 1 receina bundeaia ot delbecajlelly 7: he states, counties or municipalities for pur- conan engineers, and this commission would Beleilice ‘After they ol waitien) oy dhecaree Aelphenesi aed ak, my there’s an; e that Fo moth-|| NEXT: “Mom's” view of child-| rom readers asking me to give them of instruction and investigation. ave entire control of the work, subject only | about his refusal to answer, he in-|the boy was killed. The $1000 was|CThood of its beauty it’s the sight of |less wives. the rove few rules of proper food | % {This is 2 dream not likely to materialize in|tothe President and Congress. It would be|sisted that in the future no refer-lordered paid ‘‘as an act of grace|® broken-down woman with a bad-| (Copyright, 1928; NEA Service, Inc.) | combinations. I have therefore pre- 2 near future, but one which is fully worthy |given the latitude necessary for a task of such |e Should be made to questions/and without regard to the liability” we om petit il ogee Pie PE occas weet ee page atte ‘ ok gconsideration. Without question it is one of magnitude, and would be expected to make the *vathe. last ‘restriction placed on the oe dulgi oft. Dr. McCoy Suggests | writing to me care of this = : fundamental duties of government to guard | surveys and studies required for effective plan-| boys followed Mr. Coolidge’s slip of] AMIDON BOY LOSES EYESIGHT|®! Oo a for my,, article health of the people, For this purpose the|ning. And the government, armed with fu!l|the tongue in referring to Candidate} Amidon—Vernon Gillette, _16- Menus For a Week | "ood Combinations. z eral feement maintains a publi health pores would assume all costs of construction Hoven as Prem ene hy ee atc wan eee Dr. McCoy’s m fakin Fis ?: BA vice. For this purpose states and cities|and rights of way. The bill, it seems to us, is|was soon afterward ordercd that in| cd ‘ai : iphine Bandon Fons one RBS | pnd part of their income for community con- | based upon the right general principles, judging |the future no. reference whatever Pittalitan ee Detiee oan ihe sete porinniae Suniley lores til \__aa 1 of disease. It is not possible to measure | from the summaries in the reports from Wash- |should be made to the White House| tripped and fell against a, ladder| im thei Breakfast—Eggs poached in milk,| A Jot of office help that isn't fired return from these expenditures, but it is|ington. We can, of course, form no opinion as|©onferences; that the gatherings] with sharp hooks on the side. One tre levi served on Melba toast, baked apple.| with enthusiasm will be as rth a great deal in dollars and cents. |to its details until we have had an opportun- mene toe he gnvaee ret owas of the hooks penetrated his eyeball. as adorable pp oy sone fo get | cone sanect com (canned): the boss finds it out, nen thy citizen is an asset to the eommun.- | ify to examine the text. F ground” on public affairs. Already eS erch th tenore the injured 8 Parent to admit that the Jones’ on erp aal ieee) If the ne'er-do-well doesn’t . A sick one is a liability. Preventive medi-| But it will encounter formidable opposition. the distiogmaiya Person who speaks} in order to save the sight of pat rd dep eine as little Rollo) “Dinner —Baked chicken, whole-| to bo wedded to his work don't’ ig not an old science, as such matters are |The vote in the committee on the bjll was 11 to|** tee pens noate 16 being | other, I imagine thie tert: wheat dressing. buttered | beets,/ jump at conclusions. Maybe it is but already it hee come p be rec-|6, and the minority, it is indicated, will unite pero netiat sae iain’ of shredded lettuce.) a companionate ized as one of infinite value. If the govern-|to advocate a bill more in line with the wishes Mien ; nah ily ont through an institute of health, could co-|of the President, who has approved the plan : ‘Breakfast—-Cottage cheese tonst-| pe pinigns differ. Justice may not. ¢ aerate ¥ with the states in preventing disease it! presented by the army capers: which the od Triseut, sliced preapple rs Pedi pete aa surely. she money well spent. House Committee has rejected, and who is inch—Cornbread, string beans,| sit uliflower salad. il cee strongly opposed to the payment of all costs by ZA awa WHERE AM I Gone? bias ieee ad. steak with mush-| Fim censors are persons whose : Trarsatlantic Air Mail — the Federal Government. It is much to be hoped, Ef aw WHN, I AM ABOUT 10 rooms, baked eggplant, salad of duty, it i to 1 find out who put the nited States mails will be carried across] however, that the principles expressed in this g a Pei chopped raw cabbage, pear sauce. . ee : jis? Attantic by air as early as next May, ac-| bill will prevail. If the work is to be done at all| fA MAKE VE ATTEMPT“ $7] “THis LIFTLE WALK AROUND “THE Breakfast —Coilied exis, Melba|4,S0me,women know ‘they are pret- loging to Secretary of Commerce Hoover. |—and no one questions that—it should be well WALK AROUND “THe BLocK AND )| BLOCK OF YouRS WILL END UP toast, stewed prunes, : chines al? Aiees Dane he a apticn pen will bog * went {io-neaseneer done; ane aat cana Ps well sane ones; the eer EXERCISE MY ANKLE, utr IW-THE OWL'S CLUB! wudo, I winch Cucumber, and olive sand- Drag vorce tl us . igible service then, ai e American | ernment takes it in hand in its entirety and as- 1S PRACTICALLY MENDED Now! er . iJ ches, using genuine raw celery, eee i} ernment will cooperate. sumes full responsibility for a thoroughly D IM Dost DouBT YouR ISTEMTIONS, Burt wholewheat bread. 2 The old West has changed. You 2 fh m A * + EGAD,« INSTEAD AS \ ard y Diner—American cream cheese, cht That’s fine. But our national pride is a bit| planned and executed project. - : (ath OF BEING A) { OVERHEARD A LITTLE-TALK on (% pound to a serving), cooked as-, never hear of a fellow beieng hanged Seer eet I Am ABLE \\ “HE UPSTAIRS PHONE, INVPTING You | | parseus, cooked turnips head let.| £0" stealing an gutomobile, “fo BE UP AND AROUND, FL oveR-To“THE OWL'S CLUB-0-TAKE eee ee Weduemlay =| dak tite omesnany Genes Ate. erent i . 2 Wednesday eat setae) inane = YoU SUBSECT ME“To A Quiz PART IM. A WELCOME RECEPTION-To Breakfast—Small dish of cooked| can taji vero they'll stabe meer commercial _ travdlers; 7 \Z ? tell where they will strike next fy i ravders;” poolroom | there are just about enough women ) 'Z AND DOUBT MY PURPOSE? A HALE BARREL oF wholewheat ahush, crisp bacon, Mel- eee 1 lew York, Feb. 25.—New York | Proprietors, umbrella menders and! for everything. And-yet each train * es) ba. We read an argument that all ins the test number of as-| scissors grinders, livery stable keep-| brings a new assortment. ' ‘ inge milk. students should be vaccinated upon ted feminine toilers to be found |ers, garage owners and oil station| After all, there are still 20,000 bet Dinner — Broiled rabbit, baked} entering college. of I, ing Then, here under the sky. The most proprietors, Janitors policewomen telephone operators, at more i ee th . serviart. pes cornet, salad of} they would al | start from poe ag m ‘istics wi taken on daily; are 69,- rs re ry three women and Surely, no'place in the world, ean| O00 clerks and 399,460 bookecpers; : ‘Thuraday Envy the lowly worm. Nobody the slim limits of Ma one find a GB where. woman’s’| there are 75,000 stenographers and ( Z. Se Breakfast—French omelet served] c~nects him to put out lis hand 4 place seems to be almost anywhere 28,000 saleswomen. It’s really quite E \ aa hae og Melba is ‘aid stewed figs. © when he turns. Mer. except the home. From such sta-| a busy little town. . Lunch — Baked . sweet potatoes, rigs ees : While necessity contributes large-| tistics it is easy to see why New ose \ cooked celery, salad of shredded let-| Hope 5 enternal. If it j= to this situation, desire is York has so little home life. Eco-] For the benefit of bachelors it tuce. j doesn't everybody hopes it will, Firely absent. At least three-| nomic pressure keeps both hi mipht be added that more than Dinner — Vegetable soup. roast! which amounts to the same thing. , of the le you meet in| and wife with shoulders to the| 560,000‘working girls are either un- beef, grated turnips and beets 28.9 will tell you thet there is| wheel, and where there are children | married or divorced. «Only 2,000 of a \ . ue baked together in a shallow pan,| Crocodiles can go three months “ port, ee city that/ arrangements for their care have to| 72,000 stenos admitted that they Z < : \ 7 prune whip, without eating. it what makes a 3 one feel like working. The be made outside the home. | Board-ihed tmsbende in the offing. And \ Breakfast By ens: axien tae Sereace When B WOks ab iinita, Mowishe ast ida Sout elt d Per ylhoi nae ¥ ‘YE wattle, browned all the way throu si . : “6 7» * h may be had a smalf amount | _Péliticians seldor: if ever write thrive in every neighborhood, Hun-| There really seems no particular 4 SS x \ = on whi of wives toil b while| reason wh; young’ man should \ ; \ of apple sauce, their memoirs, They have an in- tol by Might Ey sills | testes. AY Gay 2a : NY ‘ poLanbButtersilk (1 pint) with] stinctive fear’ that they ‘will mis- and ahr Sa yl i i | ' | Dinner—Jellied tomato consomme, In the femi- broiled fiiet of sole, spinach, asnsra- boa sliced tomatoes on lettuce, no Hi z : Bi i Saturday Breakfast—Baked stuffed a with . little cream ‘f desired, of Melba toast. ie inf