The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, January 28, 1928, Page 4

SATURDAY, JANUARY 28, 1928 | , LAGE FOUR ‘VHE BISMARCK ‘TRIBUNE Hy driver informed The Bismarck Tribune are et att cy t se edt Newent of what is on the road immediately behind him. Too Much Money Talks—Again obstruction to the driver’s clear view to the (Eetablished 1878) —|rear. Careful drivers frequently use both the Bismarck, N. and entered at the postoffice at | body on the left, giving a special view of any Gene D. d class mail matter. car attempting to pass from the rear. Every sticker pasted on a rear window is an the Bismarck Tribune Company, |inside mirror and another outside the car a . S ? / * Bismarck as secon President and Publisher “The motor car sticker is out of place on RE See es ae pti glass, no matter where. If a man wants to Dally by carrier, per year .20;turn his car into a billboard or display his i ROE ‘ eat Lon Der year, (in ideas of bathing girls or safe driving, the only EVERYTHING THAT MONEY | the destruction of true affection! in state outside Bismarck) .. safe spaces to do his motor bill-posting are on CAN BUY When wealth comes in the front Dafly by mail, outside of North Dakota . ¢.00|the parts of the car that have nothing to do You so often hear someone say,| door, love often flies out the second SSS | with vision. Wise men will not obstruct mo- i (1 don’t see why they are unhappy— oe pith blessings, and learn Soeeeiy by mat ta state, pet rear... --- tor vehicle windows. : they, have everything that money), Cealize that happiness can come. Weekly by mail, outside of Dal § Really, are those things which year .. The Middle of the Road money can buy very important in Dr. McCoy will gladly answer Me: ites ere of the road man is seldom pop- one! happiness and content- Sap questions on health and ‘ber of The Associated Press ular. There is something in human nature Will money buy health? Not fi i aon ‘ ‘The Kianuee Press is exclusively entitled to the | Which makes us dislike the person who refuses : the ‘slightes) ania Weir man the, ee toma wan ase for republication of all news dispatches credited to/ to take definite sides on any disputed question learn to live according to nature’s envelope for reply. c iu it or not otherwise 8 credited re me tl taad the | but insists that the proper course is about half- pg Ae preg fh co Fights of republication of all other matter herein are | W2Y between the two extremes. man offered a million Gollars for a only with the enjoyment of health, mg slso reserved. This is unfortunate, for it often happens that new stomach. ' Did anyone earn the| the satisfaction of work well done, mé the middle-of-the-road man is right. : million? They did not. He found] and the joy of living a life of love Be Fe NE CORP _ Consider the Nicaraguan situation, for in- doe tae aliig Mere een ete and self-sacrifice! or G. LOGA: stance. One party insists that we have no < t, " , and devoting 3 -— « a NEW YORK © ¢ «© Fifth Ave. Bldg. right there at all; another party insists that ‘ : a fies Maange te inno cnoring 2 ee wk Ge rie we ,CHICAGO coca es we should go even further than we have gone : bh fair degree of Health and is nearly |“Three years ago my little girl had ter Tower Bldg. __Areege “| and put Nicaragua squarely under the rule Ns pea Nee eee eee ee | eee eae eee ee ee . SS \ Me no part in his ion, | ri rm quite useless, s (Official City, State and County Newspaper) as of the American flag forever. F S RS i ose eho have scons, Wealth with Sy atipae, were ps of the hed ee We suggest that the truth must lie some- WY \ in a short time through some get-|fingers. A specialist wants to hig Inspiration in the Stars where between those two extremes. The vast SS rich-quick method make the worst|operate and graft muscle into the pre One of the disadvantages of cities is that| majority of Americans undoubtedly have benev- 5 = es ee aie saga hen oh 4 Would like your advice clit they bar man from the stars. City smoke and | olent feelings toward Central Americar repub- , Laz2Z2-Z> iiss ta do- coving, accent iscpay | Aneuert “Yaun elit ait aia ent city lights are twin enemies of astronomy. No|Jics and want to see them remain free and in- A ‘ S y any fee the doctor asks. Self-made|be developed through proper treat- tim country boy, stepping out of doors on a clear | dependent; yet it is undeniably true that con- = men who have won success slowly| ments with electro-therapy. Cer- ae and frosty night, can miag the, knowledge of [stant diturbances euch as Nicaragua indulges ‘Ss el ache crac pale aloe Saas staal a ee ere other ace Cin tad et to lock higher in are unhealthy conditions for our own back : j & h } " they will follow any health rules laid|a normal development. She ‘has all b vr: J tunaté, for nothing forces the yard. a \ y) down for them which seem feason-|of the muscle cells which are rieces- \ sise than the lanterns of the skyscrapers. ; The middle course! It’s so unpopular; yet \ ; “ ? 4 y ° able. Z _ ,|Sary to move the arm if they are | Perhaps there are compensations. Inspir-| it’s so often correct. . S a . LQ Can mgney buy happiness? _Not|only developed. This treatment is sub ation is a fickle jade, bestowing favors by no . > to any great ae rue coli eeetd far we sah to ony surgical attempt a To Save Niagara — | |Site neha" Hoe Mette won| Sea “Mae a ey olk lose the stars. zi The natural beauties of Niagara Falls, ac- = i - ¥ vant, conscious of doing good work,! enjoy reading your articles. I think ov n it be entirely accident that the birth- H ad x one can obtain possession of greater joy|they are interesting as well as help- a shaaes ctgreat | ama Hage Deel Wo larwély’ spots cording to experts who have been making a ‘ - - than « master dissatisfied with the|ful. T have been drinking milk to 4,00 on ki lear? Would those somber, survey, are endangered because of erosion of b " troubles which always come with|gain weight, a pint for breakfast, vee a re : fie coind st th > Heb phets have| the bed of the stream at the brink of the falls. much opulence. a pint at ten o'clock, at three o’clock, soc #lorious figures of the Hebrew. prophets, hate| Expenditure of $1,750,000, it is said, will pre- U Pine before thse ayer; an Bough |The hundred dollar's month cenk|and before eticing, | Have bem ing centuries so largely in their fingers if the high | S¢Tve the falls as they are now for future gen- WW. S I a Hindu fakir had appeared and|if he associates with those having |but do not seem to gain much. Do ool hills of Palestine had been f 3 vercast with erations. made rose bushes bloom from the |the same income, and does not make|I drink enough? Do I drink it at tone dou ‘a? ee (nbahicahe shih We don’t know just whose province it is to . gutter. . . For a growing thing Rineett caheppy by living beyond the right hours?” a e ? z) : ‘. ;. be ie Wise man is satis- nswer: you fe yor m evet It is hard to replace nature with art, but it) 7S ae spend this Hetil Bue heh Mgt ohle I A / I I I mR on Eighth street, as in so much of l¢ieq'with few things, while the fool-| along with other foods you will cond ie 1 ibl Som mmunities are it woud prove an excel lent, investment. ‘or a 31 it ish man is not satisfied with any-|only bring on some disorder because beer may be partly possible. eer more than a century Niagara Falls has been ; : a miracle, even when you plant itlthing, of this over-feeding. If you want ship interesting young and old alike in the useful, one of North America’s most popular scenic (Editor's Note: Recent com-ycorrespondent, who has no more pull | yourself Eades it and ie 4 grow) “Can money buy love? Many men|to try to gain weight through taking interesting and romantic science of astronomy wonders. Its beauty has delighted untold mil- plaints of prohibition officers about} here than Dr. Cook or George Remus. nine you maroned ie cacutig toitive) have tasted disappointment’ who|the milk diet it is necessary to give by fostering amateur astronomical poner lions of etibla y our Civil Service have given occa- pinaee . a a Civit Service |®, 4228 are blighted and die. New mong Hy mae is not weep! all potter foods; en take a Sd f ‘iti i ‘ M4 . i ii i acl vil Service n which can be_pui ;| glass of milk ever: i And the larger cities, which alone have the!'t¢ this great cataract is now in the process|*#°" !oF this analysis of the service] _ fit fr York is not easy on any form of| i "depends upon physical attraction, |the day which will give you about financial resources, are providing. telescopes wh vig . ver ry * Ms as it is today. The story following|- tis commission, when it finds |tife, least of all plant neco and planetariums picturing the entire whirling whie cast for early of changing its appearance to such an extent). that politics is entering the business i as the|®dmiration for good qualities, self-|six quarts daily. If you can drink hae of greater hoeti ion of its beauty will be is the first of three articles appear-|of selection of federal workers, is Aad 00 te reer at sacrifice, and many subtle attributes this much you are bound to gain universe as the astronomers know it. 5 ing daily in the Tribune.) empowered to investigate and act idwoukanwelhes .:. which have nothing whatsoever to|weight, but it might not be good ig The best gifts of science to personal culture| !o8t, bkenpata inset Hg ae promptly oe as it deems justifiable. cated acy ariteien: ss Hela BIL tener weight, and may, lehve you after ' come when the science is a well loved hobby, |*° remedy matters. It wi worth whatever BY RODNEY DUTCHER In those jobs where the appoint-| And she stopped to give the little| ,How many times it seems that} you have stopped taking the milk attainment of wealth and the power|as fast as you put it on during the that comes with it, are real agents in| milk diet. iia . ing officers and the politicians can!tree water. . . . collectively, would benefit from a universal tak- Washington—Assuming that the| cicibles certified, politics very often|edge of Washington Square, there Ot ing up of such hobbies as astronomy, natural serictueenat chtoece’ cantont, aie wins. But if the commission finds|is another old woman who appea id 4 f history, the arts and every other department of Editorial Comment methods of the Civil Service Com- on Prior to, ene sr every afternoon at h i Liner human knowledge and nature. eee ee i. Fee! under its control, the word has gone |the cats for miles around seem aware But There Is Al Smith to Be Beaten tain interest in civil service, this is around that S -so has been|of her coming. For the cellars and x The good old times are always far back. The ing | the commission. is bound to be selected, no matter|cans give them up. . . More than! Qne week from the day she had|Hope. Mak It was announced in The Herald last evening who gets a higher rating, it oftenjonce © bave gone to’ her bench and| 9° dy eraueel wilh eebmmey cot lant a layeneniedt tract enne it, combination of cruel crooks has never been dis-|Cities, headed by Ivan Bowen, former railroad | fourth annual report of the Civillup trade, stirring up real competi-|never a kitty. ... . when r 7 F x “51 covered by anybody but Mr. Chesterton. Mod-|and ele tea Coiadienbes fe put this state Service Commission at his elbow! tion which frequently becomes so hot|the old woman approaches she has|7ct¥rmed to the pretty brown stuc-| “It’s—different,” Faith conced- | ‘ Para it costs. NEA Service Writer . not a gainful task. Humanity, individually and pick one man out of a list of three| Just .a few blocks away, at the New York Isn’t Original , (Duluth Herald) a qood imaitoseritelscmettinprabint picked by the politicians and that he|roof-tops the fences and garbage by Me Awstin — iv. hing else than a i i 2 ‘ i " age when chivalry was anything else that a movement had been launched in the Twin} , Your correspondent has the forty-|sends out a representative to drum|cried “Come, kitty, ae But|her sister and her husband, Faith she were my own.” 1 I " Fy voit pa} 4 co house on Serenity Boulevard.|ed, reluctantly. “4 “ns consider Mr. Chesterton’s times as much|behind Mr. Hoover's candidacy for the Repub- and all that's necessary is to ploW/that the politicians’ man can’t land| but to whisper the faintest, “Come,|She ‘looked at the dear, fa ed, retnctantly. "But we must be through 115 s and unearth the ” i ‘ ir (careful not to hurt Cherry by show. . agtter than their own, as Mr. Chesterton con-|lican nomination for president. most interesting portions for pub-|""the annual repors ‘shows there| York, are on their way. <) ‘They Fisee, With enchanted eyes. Homet ing a difference. There the is now, “sidered those of his fathers better than his own.| Mr, Hoover is a likely figure, with many |!i¢ inspection. were 559,138 employes in the entire|are a wise crew—these New York home of the Hathaway family! /Oh, Bob, she looks so tiny I’m afraid Today the night club is one of a number of | friend i Going outside the report for ajexecutive civil service at the close|cats. . In a sense they are| 2%? Word family had a breath-tak-| the wind will blow her away. Don’t ‘ $ Getatic: geomet th t : thing h friends and followers. 4 moment, it ought to be said that|of the last fiscal year, which was a|the hardiest of the city’s aeelbers: This would be 1 pares ie bee 2a you think she’s thinner? And there's t eons proving that everycung 125| But is there any hurry about tying delegates |the commission, which has the job| decrease of 1,567 from 1926, Some|. . . For they survive in the face| oe® “ou! r child’s first home.!Rhoda! Oh, it’s good to be home.” ©. gone to the worst in the worst of all possible | up tight, in this or any other state, to any can-|of examining and certifying the vast | 428,000 jobs are subject to competi-|of ‘the most unbelievable handicaps | ste coud, #ee a8 Plainly as if they| She was still very weak and the << worlds, But 150 years ago Boston had night|date?’ And is it ie, at this stage of the| majority of Government employes,| tive examination, seeed pions Tact ia ponistoe tone existed, his roller skate, on the/excitement of the fifty-mile | trip ' clubs, and they were the cause then, as they are ti to do that? has done as good a job as anyone| A majority of civil service work-|life that goes from back yard to| sch 4 tee is sturdy|from Darrow and of her welcome i ‘4 _ , . preconvention processes, lo that? ever had a right to expect. It func-|ers are postal employes, more than|back yard and from ashcan to ash- ‘ool 8 in the soft loam of ajhome wore ‘her out. But it was », ie Republican party wants a candidate who | ¢j, i] le elicious lie in her own , in now, for jeremiads about the country going to) The Republ . ts didate who| tions without regard’ to” political|808,000, which added 2768 employes can... . They seem to have lost| ‘rane, ower bed. +2” Bop| delicious to lie. in he bed, le dogs. Z is in tune with the times and who, if he is/consideration and has been able to|during the year, while other services| all capacity for feeling. . . They| whispered, ie eer hinin : a: her own beautiful room, so differ- Writings of the times reveal that even in|elected, will add by his administration to the| withstand political pressure, perhaps | were showing a decrease of 4,322. - | greet bricks and kicks with equal| they too kad aeewe vision = [sue ah 2H ater apd of the Boston, scene of all piety and purity, this de- glory of the Republican party. not entirely as it claims—although| There were 60,000 civil service| unconcern, Te 4 ‘ospil cell which had been her i" : : ’s heavenly,” she choked. What|home for a week. i i s ii * * mai rgument—| loyes right here in Washing- ** 6 “se ; )q stroyer of American innocence was the evil|” But it wants a candidate who not only meets | {h3é,is,*, matter of argument— but emp! " . a relief it would be to confess to| After one of Rhoda’s incompar- 1 4 Phy ‘ ly to-an astonishing degree. [ton and the rest outside, but of| The wash-lines of New York. . . im that wh he had i A 5 - mpar- nan spirit of ‘“‘the degeneracy and increasing dissi-| those qualifications, but who can win. Civil service was instituted by course there are goodness’ knows| Every “Gay, apparentiy, 4s “bie |” shyt left it just able dinners, which tempted Faith's + pations of the times.” i Congress in self-defense, Not sojhow many thousands who are con-| Mi “in Manhattan... ‘The| ome week betes re had never| capricious appetite far more than eat the very time when Sam Adams was howl-| p, as Berpaery Je ny De Mee ever, ig ae very raged ears ago, the average nected with the government here waving. of petticoats, shirts and un- hinge 5 eich “che had wiriven ben Coe ae Soe Neate shat ing against the Cincinnati, whose officers ‘“ex- gg elie Oop enn dngh ong Trg, Scene EE 8 pent an enor-| who aren’t under civil service. mentionables is the city's eternall tor his love and failed as she thought | her int gio ie i ‘ M body else. Who knows at this moment which | mous amount of his time filling the| TOMORROW: Bureaus and De-|pennant. . . . It is about the first P jought |her into the living room and made alted themselves and their family upon the! of th d which of many others, is the man|scores of jobs at his disposal trom | partments. thing one notices and remarks on| ‘ty 2Ut she could never know the|her a deep, soft nest. among ‘the ruins of the common liberty,” the Sans Souci| no meets all these requirements?” among hundreds of applicants for it.| | ————> when the tains from the outside| Surf, 0f, confession and absolution. |cushions of the big couch. 3 ih Club, its name borrowed from a common oppres-|" And these needs are more important than|then he can handlecand he doesn || world whisk past the Bronx. . . -| mother bed been sounworthy=- "| she anmrencae es °° Sink for mey amt sor of the time, was scattering “levity, vanity | any individual, Heesgregice meyropenoyagpies Eg IN NEW YORK | ae ie eee impression one has of} “{ don’t think I'll build on that! As Rhoda’s amazingly true and and dissipation” among the virtuous inhabit-|" ‘There are many who haven’t given up hope|refusing applicants for whom iets | Oe ee rn Te Pos: from lightwells, one lot ening h A paths flawless voice accompanied the ants of a town highly dedicated to morality and |tnat Mr. Coolidge will yet be nominated. There aren't enoug jobs to Gy peel : New Fags osety 28, Mankiaisae) every open space weave the net-| the walk. “It will make a dandy ete Baur o that poured | oe ges ' le poli vises his constitu-|snapshots: The tiny slip of a lotheslines. ” r ictrola, are many others who have not given up hope] ent that it’. really all up rg a Pe as gen pe pa gree es peed ech iger ge ae) The playground for the sar ee Faith h sighed with deep contentment. that if it isn’t Coolidge, it will be Hughes.|Civil Service Commission and that| through a broken sidewalk on Eighth| tell you of old poverty and new pros- 7 seeing our home| But before the passionate love song ™ Either of these could beat Al Smith in his home|he will do what he can and then|street. . ... Eighth street is alperity. . . And of ever in-|iroues tis, eyes, too?) Faith) was finished Cherry sprang to her ‘ : let it go at that—unless expediency | life, least of all plant.life. . .. .|creasin; lation. . . ir ci hg SB nt. ae ng Ba feet from the ottoman beside Faith's state, and that is going to be a very important ‘* ‘ i Po) Pait/ musn’t count too much on it's being|couch and ran from th her actually demands more vigorous! Within an hour I watched a hundred|of silk stockings hanging from the|, r you may be terribly./dii 12h aay coed actor. , a effort. Congressmen still get plen-|people stop and look upon the frail| hall-bedroom window tell you of the oe v eee envenered cry of anguish causi ae Smith deed going 0 be manjoated by the By, of caer for aid in landing green thing ay a cartain awe and] cash h girl who arose with the dawn PECirle heed playgrounds, to,” Bob| to pre tg {aber ond fee.tens jocrats. e eleventh-hour flurry agains eral jobs. jome readers have |unl written upon their faces,|so that she might be red ft rages 2 stop, - ay fe ey Ae even, written for such aid from your}as though a miracls were taking|an cvening’s party (Ht age me Soipypagey ered fae eee cin. feelingly on. “Funny, isn’t it, but I dv ’t think NEXT: Rhoda attacks Nils.+ we ever planned just this way for| (Copyright, 1928, NEA Service, Inc.) off to punch the time-clock of the We don’t know department store. c's) ‘And to. it]motes these ‘goad Will tore et cl Then as now it seems night clubs rested on Tight no frivolous social instinct, but on the perennial ie ee political consciousness and conscience of man- pe kind. In the day of John Hancock and Sam 4 Adams public officers who winked at clubs that “actually encouraged card-playing and danc- ing,” opened themselves to attacks from their : him that is now going on is. not hurting him, itical enemies and all “right-thinking pec-|hyt helping him. He is going to be nominated, and when he is nominated he isn’t going to be as easy to beat as a good many men would be that the Democrats might pominate. The wise thing in Minnesota, The Herald ef Ine age ple” for condoning vice. How familiar that a ; sounds to the ears of modern man. tgh ors #9 Windshield Stickers JOUR BOARDING HOUSE i ‘ goes. . . Pey Joyce isn’t working. ‘cents’ ‘Windshield stickers have been barred by | pelieves, would be to pick good delegates and ‘The rush for telephone booths (Copyright, 1928, NEA Service, Ine.) Bete en ot tetas tno fonl une cert owes GY, vas eee is| ML muon} = is e 5] (at ¢ och "ane th at 5 untied, so t ey wo ree con- OG ion that has to ge KFYR behind a couple of safe driving posters or 8| sider the situation fully and to help pick a can- ; Hon that Sa tone. new books abcut Radio gots’ pattern of stripes is taking chances to which! didate who can command the confidence of the| SSS Low The rush for cut-rate tickets’ from he rest of traffic should not be exposed. country and win the election. aaa 7:30 to 8:20... . The rush for/e 5 The windshield of a car is no place for ad-| ‘These delegates can’t do that if they are tied g pong Fg od egos a vertising or for display of decoration. It is den, or Hoover, or Coo bod: 5 HE'D Canis] aintita ot commutation io > to afford the clearest possible vision oe ne, OF Tianenie, oF Se SATOY td wa Ne aT out 2 = "The rush for ehines from full width of the roadway. A sticker! It would not be a move against Hoover or THEIR He : 2 orning. as a man’s hand will completely hide} Lowden or any other candidate to leave them BEST WISHES, grai arab trian at close range, and a car a few | free, i| AN’His NoOSE-GAye 00 p. m-—Program by Betone yards away. It is simply adding to the risks| “It would be a move to put the Minnesota FROMAIHEM ALL fun \ ype a Lee ae 1-503) of motoring. delegation in the best possible position to do ae WAIT TILL I rete is Monday, January 30 . 9:30 11:00 —] \< “TELL You ABouT 4( ROGER! Het. ye, oot NB eres te | Pte weather foreaet oe “TH” RAID PULLED ~~-THE FRAGRANCE ' i 300 p. m—Old time ol x 116 to 1 ON US TH’ OTHER OF THAT BouQueT :80 p. m.—Aunt Sammy's | The rear window of a car is about as im- the right and wise and sound thing at Kansas portant a means of vision, with the customary | City. . Bellam: Ba 4. ("4 NIGHT 1. WILL act as A pcg ca gd a 2 pm Weathsma ce SPIRMUAL SALVE 2 0 w ase p, m.—Weather, mar et ae eaatene tas werent 45 'to 8:00 p ta—Radio farm a vealed FRACTURED ANKLE Reepine ave Se a 3 atest “To NORMALCY f, tz |. F, FFE F