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boys grown to manhood and tired business men harboring a secret ambition to whittle just one more soft board on the porch of the gen- eral store. Newspaper stories of those gift knives received by the president must have reminded many others of the fun they have been missing since they lost or laid aside their last jackknife. a There was a time, and it is probably still so ‘SATURDAY, JANUARY 1, 1928 | A Great Stunt—If He Does It iH he Bismarck Tribune! THE orAtee Ove NEWSPAPER Bismarck Tribune ‘Company, . D, and entered at the postoffice at second class mail matter. President and Publisher iP, ismarck) .... f North Dakota back in the little old home town and on the farm, when to young Americans a good, strong jackknife and a whetstone to keep its blades 250/end of a watc bloods. TONY Member Audit’ Baresa of Cirealation Member of The Associated Press The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the or this cal news of spontaneous origin < for republication of all news dispatches credited to fot otherwise credited in 180 reserved. Foreign Representatives z G LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY Fifth Ave. Bldg. NEW YORK GO Bldg. (Official City, State and County Newspaper) Jackknife For months Mr. Coolidge kept the politically- guessing whether he would be a candi- for reelection next year. Then came the is declaration, “I do not choose to run in 928,” and for another five months he kept guessing whether he meant it. of that now historic negation stopped con- on that score and started the populace guessing what “Silent Cal” would do after bag and baggage from the white house. e eased its mind by remarking that he ‘might do a little whittling back in Vermont or The public’s response to that Massachusetts. was a deluge of jackknives in Christmas stocking. _, it is significartt that when Mr. Coolidge | “guessed” he might whittle around awhile, the f blic accepted his words at their face value. i did not seem possible that anybody would idecline a presidential nomination, but it seemed ; the most probable thing in the world for Cal- | vin Coolidge to take up whittlin’ after drop- Whittlin’ and jack- ping the affairs of state. f _ Two magic words those. knife. What sweet memories i! Because she did not want to live, Faith, during her intervals of con- sciousness that first morning in the hospital, stubbornly clamped her jaws and lips against the medicines ‘which the nurse tried to give her. But she could not prevent the in- ijection of medicine by hypodermic, nor the gradual reducing of her fever by ice cold sponge baths and ice caps. '.. “Your husband’s coming, Mrs. \Hathaway,” Dr. King bent over her to say. ‘Your husband, Bob, Miss Sutton says you were calling for ‘Bob’ this morning. Bob's coming. “Do you understand?” | She blared her eyes wide, star- ing at the ruddy face of the old doc- tor with unblinking blankness. Her stirred to whisper: “Stella le. Stella Pringle is my name.” “No, no, Mrs, Hathaway,” the old jj | man insisted. ‘j 't advise trying to force ry,” another doctor inter- fi in a quiet, deep voice. Per- i the sight of her husband will the trick.” (They lett her alone at last, alone with starchy rustle which mark- ed Miss Sutton’s efficient, other- ‘jwise noiseless activities. Bob was in The lips that had I kissed Cherry yesterday would flinch i as they touched her fever- scorched flesh! ') A last there came a knock on the ‘idoor. The nurse rustled starchily to pit. Faith, lying very still with | her eyes closed, caught the freshness ' the air whch Bob brought in with 4 “How is my wife?” she heard hoarse voice cracking with re seems to be no change,” Sutton answered. | || Dr. McCoy Suggests || Menus For a Week » McCoy’: sted {c io Week beginning Banded, Dan. 15 breakfast baked ~~ Broiled chicken, Meround’ beets’ wetfod » dello or Jell-well with d cream. d with milk or cream. ‘Lunch—Mi m soup, beet | 2 aif ireday “rench cmelet woffle, wm, apple sauce, | C ssind of Shredded es also published herein. All ts of revublication of all other matter herein per, and the iM razor keen were more essential than shoes and stockings in summer. cate things in white gold carried on the anchor And none of those deli- h chain for these young red Criticising Mr. Rogers (Fargo Forum) Mr. Will Rogers, rope thrower, movie star certain quarters tising program. DETROIT Kresge Bidg. | newspaper whic wise. Reitera- president led m the president’s concerned. they bring to| bounds of taste, |, Fe Sahat “ lunes By a supreme effort of the will, ith kept her eyes closed as Bob advanced awkwardly on tiptoe. The bed shock slightly as he knelt beside it and leaned forward to lay his cheek against hers. How cool and dear it felt! But slightly rough. He had not taken time to shave. Poor Bob! How frightened he must have been! He had searched for her all night, had not slept— “Faith, darling, it’s Bob! Bob. Look at me, honey.” It was fortunate for her fever- conceived and desperately adhered to plan that she had had plenty of warning of his approach. hen she opened her eyes they stared at him blankly, without a trace of recognition. Then her eyelids flut- tered shut, as if they were too tired to remain apart, as indeed they were. ‘a “Oh, my dafling!” She was gathered into his arms, her head pillowed against his breast, and upon her upturned face she received the baptism of his tears. Poor She had never known him to ery. be- fore. Were they the tear; of guilt and repentance? But she mustn't weaken now. She must have the Your idge actually was addressing them. could not understand, of course, the utter ab- surdity of his remarks, and that led to not 2 little speculation. |ous that Mr. Coolidge was not and would not be in on such a hookup, but even the obvious does not register with many when the radio is and humorist, is being severely criticised in for his impersonation of Pres- ident Coolidge in last week’s big radio-adver- The New York Times, the h has done so much to make Rogers a popular writer and fun-maker, takes -|him to task for the “bad taste” he revealed, and The Philadelphia Public Ledger does like- Both papers make the point that it is dgn- gerous to impersonate a high public official over the radio, for, as The Public Ledger puts it, “in the Rogers ‘impersonation’ it was per- ilously easy for a listener to confuse the ‘im- personator’ with the ‘impersonated.’ ” There is much in this argument. Mr. Rog- ers’ introduction to the speech and faithful- ness and clevernéss of his impersonation of the any to believe that Mr. Cool- They It should have been obvi- Mr. Rogers has been given the “portfolio” | of “ambassador of goodwill.” given the humorist’s license to kid low and high alike, but all this does not mean that ,he should not keep his monologues within the He has been f CHURCHES 7 — ° TRINITY ENGLISH LUTHERAN RCH cl Avenue C and Seventh Street L G. Monson, Pastor Services Sunday morni: Topic: “What Brings True ness?” Special song Sunday school at 12:00, all classes. Evening services at 7:30. Topic: “The Resurrection,” continuation of the series: “The Last Things.” FIRST CHURCH OF CHRIST, SCIENTIST Corner Fourth Street and Avenue C. Sunday service at 11:00 a. m. Subject: “Life.” Sunday school at 9:45 a. m. Wed: evening testimonial meeting at 8 o'clock. A reading room is open in the church building every Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday; except legal holidays, from 2 to'4 p. m. FIRST EVANGELICAL CHURCH Corner of Seventh Street and Rosser. C. R. Frankhauser, Pastor. 10:00 morning worship. Subject: “The Test of Love.” 11:00 Sunday school, B. C. Larkin, na riptendent. 7:15. Topic: “What Dibtetenoe: Does Reading the Bible ake?” courage to die, so that he and Cherry | Make mat be free to love each other without shame and to marry. If Bob knew that he had caused her death, he would put happiness for- ever behind him. “Did she know you?” Miss Sut- | ice. doorwa: ton asked from the ye “No,” Bob answered heavily, as he laid Faith gently back upon her iliows, “I'd give anythi in Goa's world to ore what brought this on.” NEXT: Light on th atery. (Copyright, 1987, NEA Service, Inc.) jelly, cooked spinach, cooked egg plant, sliced tomatoes oi. lettuce, stewed apricots. Saturday Breakfast—Oatmeal with milk or cream. Lunch—Cooked carrots and peas, cooked squash, yen ge Fg athe jsoaked tae, ni » string beans, of chopped cucumbers and raw cab- bage, prune whip. “Minced fish in cucumber jelly: Cook 2 cupfuls of sliced cucumbers in sufficient water until tender, then stir in one package of gelatin which been soaked in a little cold water. Remove from fire and run through a colander or coarse sieve. does not equal three is, add hot water. Next, mix in two cupfuls of cooked minced hesol fish, ni fates moll nad tines mi in slices garnished Sufficient for six portions, J. K. Wright, a county attorney at Oklahoma Cit Be Cg gy id to if charges will be filed a inst any, member of Oklahoma legislature in| connection with recent ° peach. ‘Nine accused student lenders of | anti-Pomitic riots on Rumania-Hun- ity ‘by sated poareal eh | cuilty by mart umania, and ter to, Evening service 7:45. The thought of the evening discourse will be “The Man Without a Country.” Special music. We y evening, prayer serv- ZION LUTHERAN CHURCH Missouri Synod 4th Street and Avenue A J. V. Richert, Sunday services as follows: 9:80 a. m.—Sunday School in charge of Miss Ella Brelje, Supt. 10:30 - m—Morning Service (Ger- man). 0 p. m.—Bible Class in charge of EB e Walther League. m.—Evening Service “How Shall a Christian Regard the Hoty. Estate of Matri- mony?” Hebr, 13: FIRST BAPTIST CHURCH Fourth Street and Avenue B Minister 3300 op, (English). Sermon: c 10:30 The morni eb the pastor will be mAs checeas Ready for a Revival.” 12:00 Sunday school, Fred Miller, tendent. Junior B, Y. P. U. a Senior and intermediate B. The evening sermon will be re @ Personal Devil? If so, Who is He?” inl Wednesday evening prayer in, Mexi NEWS BRIEFS _|/;f sow Paul 8. she Mesbins big lay 10:80 cast Ory Prelude: de: . March” Mrs. RB, Morris Areabiterlan, Church Quariaiten” ure] le Offertory: UPastorale,” rs M: Anthem: “Sin” ‘Praises to God,” -_———— 4 f At the Movies | —_—— 4 ELTINGE THEATRE Intrigue, love and adventures on the vast Sahara desert offer some- -/ thing spectacularly and refreshing- ly attractive in the line of motion "| picture enterte! nent at the Eltinge Theatre, where “Beau Sabreur,” will be shown on Monday, Tuesday EVENTS OF WEEK AHEAD 16 Lions Club, Grand Pacific Hotel ..... Ass'n of Commerce Board, Grand Pacific Hotel Bismarck Study Club, Mrs. Joslin Monday Club, Miss Hardy Jackson ... City Commission, ou! ons Masonic Blue Lodge, ic 1. O. O. F. Canton, I. O. 0. F. Hall Pythian Sisters, A. O. U. W. Hall Kiwanis Club, Grand Pacific Hotel Mothers’ Service Club, Mrs. Ray McLaughlin War Mothers, Mrs. T. R. Atkinson Eastern Star, Masonic Temple ... I ibordinate, I. O. O. F. Hall ... Rotary, Grand Pacific Hotel ... Sunshine Society, Mrs. Olson ....... Fortnightly Club, Mrs, Ed. Cox Wednesday Club, Mrs. Diven DeMolay, Masonic Temple .. Catholic Order of Foresters, St. Mary’s Hall an of Pythias, A. O. U. W. Hali M. B. A, I. 0. 0. F. Hall .... Ladies’ Auxiliary to Patriarch Militant, I. 0, 0. F. Hall... Masonic Coney Masonic Temple ose Spr ince Hotel B. P. 0. E., Elks’ Hall .... 1.0. 0. F. oe I. O. O. F. Hal O. U. W. Hall W. B. A. A. ons 22 Bismarck of B. of R. T., A. O. U. W. Hall Knights of Columbus, St. Mary's Hall ..... Chorus choir, Miss Anns Webber, |the book contralto solo. Sermon: “Read Your Bible!”, Paul S. Wright Young People’s Fellowship, 8:30. Immediately following the eve- ning service, all young Nig who are not affiliated with another church are cordially invited to an hour of fellowshi; MceCABE METHODIST CHURCH | Walter E. Vater, Divine service will be conducted tomorrow as follow: 10:30 Morning worship. The Pastor will preach on the subject under discussion in the American magazine “Why Attend Church?” Choir will sing the anthem “Come, Holy Spirit,” by W. E. Petrie and we will be favored with a duet by Mrs. Stanley Smith and Miss Clara Mueller entitled “The Wonderful Organ music. Reverie—Guy. Sunrise—Sawyer. “The Christ of the Indian|a Road.” Music by League orchestra. *| 7:30 p.m. Evening worship. The | ©dy: pastor will preach the first of the series of sermons on “Some Master- Pieces of Art.” Subject Hoffman’s “Christ in Gethsemane.” A large rint of this fi ict il ance in an starring pro- PeXTbHtian tees picture will be | duction in the Universaljewel plc- “a ? ” The choir will sing “Stand Up for| ti" “A. Man's Past,” which comes Jesus” by Reabush and a ladies quartet will sing “The Man of Sor- rows,” by Parks. Organ music. Aes gage eae Cress Prey Spencer. lymn = Tune—Ashford. Church College Night on Wednes- day at 7:30, Prize Winning Singer te Broadcast Sunday, Agnes Davis, winner of the na-| tional radio audition, has been add- Universal ed to the program of the Atwater, many at the Thanks Be to God—Wilson. Kent hour for Sunday, January 15, affixing his name 12:00 noon. Sunday school} when the young Colorado soprano contract. (classes for all ages). ‘he men’s | will again sing, in addition to other | “A Man’s Past” is class invites you. numbers, her prize winning song, Eme: 3:30 p.m. Junior League. Topic} “Pace, Pace Mio Dio” from “A Letter.” Fe La. ‘orza Del Destino of Verdi, . and was Le Pp. m. Intermediate «and The revised program will be ford, pw Topic “The| broadcast through the National ‘ People.” Leader, Miss Clara Muel-| Broadcasting company and 23 asso- League opens its study of | ciated stations. OUR BOARDING HOUSE - ANOTHER NEAT GAG -To HELP You GET ACCEPTED FoR_ INSURANCE foe aw TLL GET A KETTLE DRUM, AN’ WHEN ~TH" DocTOR USES“TH’ EAR-PHONE To CHECK YouR HEART- BEAT, TLL START-THUMPING DRUM, AN” ANY IRREGULARITY OF YouR ARE “TRYING. To MAKE A FARCE OF MY APPLICATION, POWER FROM DOING! 1 Scientific men whose lives given over to various studies of jomena of nature are slowly but surely coming to the conclusion that the vital force actuating all animal bodies is essentially different from that, force designated as “mechan- energy. The human body has been too long considered as a kitid of steam that could be stoked with fuel, responding with movement in exact ce with the amount of héat ‘We know that we have only to add more fuel to the fire under a boiler to create more mechanical energy Tie a ee same theory has been used to account for energy in the body, even though a oe perusal of the facts would show that this is an impossible lanation. vitalistic doctrine is that life had its origin and support in some principle that is neither material nor Se nes According to this ife owes its existence to a rates only bodies, and differs in kind from those physical and chemical forces at work world. Continued research into the mys- teries of the electron has substan- tiated this belief. si Many of the findings of the psy- chological investigators have sup- ported this vitalistic theory that bem in the human organism does not depend upon any material factor Stiacelas or nt An A cag rill iple- apparently permea' e | universe which operates tl animal bodies to give them life. i} The word “energy” i taken from the Greek and means “work” or “to work.” ‘This would suggest that the energy used in the body is dependent ; upon the work or function of =| jam. re is an old sayjng that has @ world of meaining in it: “If you do the thing, vee) will have the .” Any desire which stimu- ites incre: activity of the bod: seems to make it possible to mani- fest as much as needed to desired object. Even ‘accomplish the after prol sickness, when there is imperative necessity the body will respond, and one is often able to accomplish effects requiring power- ful effort that had not seemed pos- sible for many years. Under hypnosis an emaciated sub- ject will perform feats of strength not possible in 2 normal state simply because of a belief held under hyp- nosis that the act could be accom- plished. ‘An insane a is a able to overpower a dozen men of ordina: strength. The only conclusion to te reached is that we are at all times literally floating in a sea of infinite are the in the inorgani Compensation Board "| Reaffi irms Decision _ About Frozen Knees] * Frozen knees of a :chool-teacher in 1926 gave the workmen’s compen- sation bureau an opportunity to set forth a dictum that unless the freez- ing takes place in school it will not Now it has re- affirmed that dictum. The bureau has denied the ‘claim of Mrs. J. E. Lubbers of Wishek, a ‘ic | the physical energy of which we can use as mucl capable of imagining, lim. ited, of course, by the structure of our physical bodies. personal questions on health and Reread cased to him. care ef the Tribune. Enel sandr tare nt not come from the sun or from any emanation from matter. the depth of bodies of water. close to the belief omnij t and that the only neces- sity for its manifestation is to use it in any petty, ogg ey eh o1 ism, function to the limit of the imagii ation. QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS Question: Mother asks: . “Are there any oils or liniments that will penetrate an unbroken skin? If so, will you please name one or two? My neighbor claims there is an oil that will cure a ieote in the neck.” Answer: Oil and liquids wilt penetrate the skin to some extent, as tests have shown that certain medicines rubbed on the be afterwards found in the urine. do not know of any oil which will have any effect on curing a growth in the neck. to participa’ a coming ath- letic exhibition, and I wish would inform me of a suitable on which to train.” Answer: The T prescribe constitute a good training diet. the day of your contest stop all regular meals and use only orange A coy kh ees If your stomach is rested in this way you will have more energy for your muscles to use in your ‘athletic endeavors. Question: Interested asks: “Will you please tell me what ‘acatpha- sia’ mean Answer: The disorder you ask oe caused by an injury to the cent nervous system, and part of the brain is affected by either dis- ease or the breaking of a blood vessel. Loss of speech results for 1 time, to the brain membranes. No. 7529 ANKRUPTCY Bankrupt’s petition for discharge and order of-Notice thereon. ee, District Court of the United er B. District of North Dakota In the itter.of Dakota Auto Sa! ‘Company, Uj inc. ® corporation, Ba: To the Honorable Judges of the District Court of the United States on, of, Bismarck, in ths snd State of presents that on thi » 1927 last past judged bese i under a cts of to bai acts of teacher in a school, who said she |" “froze her limbs” while walking from ber boarding house to school. was unable to teach from Dec. 7 to mo said. bureau members pointed to/4 their decision of last as a rea- son for denyii ‘ial ing the claim. Tables at Premium in Federal Building With more than 30 members on eye thertivet dav a m the firs saa fh Soo be- ore She | all the court touching rays that he may be. the court ts have ‘tulld i debi tate under rapt acts, except such debts excepted by law from such discharge. ann fate 23nd day of Dezember, “Dakota Auto Sales Company, Inc. By Robert Rrutsner. Bankrupt. Oréer of Netice Pisteiet of North Dakots, Li nm Oo} 1928, on reading the charse of the abor Ordered by the dourt, Ing be had upon the same on thi Febr ary A. D, 1938, before the it tel ‘ in the for gt at ten r 3 that notice thereof be ablished’ t Tho Bismarck Tribune, a newspaper pos in said district, and that all nown creditors and oth in interest nd pl ary, A. D. fee te bear it tall,’ to ail knows, creditorn, copie Of sald petition and this order ade a to them at their places of ie er as stated. Fargo, in’ enid day of January, ‘192: a. INTGOMERY, eal of the cope ag Ke Deputy Clerk. —_—_——_ CB TGAGE ¥FORE- NOT! pe MOR’ J te ra Tegister of desde