The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, December 21, 1927, Page 4

\GE FOUR he Bismarck Tribune Am Independent Newspaper THE STATE'S OLDEST NEWSPAPER pero oo) —|tion that hereafter we live up to the golden is the Bismarck Tribune Company, E N. D. and entered at the postoffice at as second class , D.'Mann...........--........--President and Publisher mail mai { Subscription Rates Payable In Advance of the matter until next spring. distant future. Phy ty malt, in state, per year : Re te wat ye Shaw on the Rampage i, im state, three years fo! ly by mail, outside of North Dal ir coors 1,60 seeeceenees ear W Member Ai Bcor ; Member of The Associated Press © duste Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the 2 or fepublication of all news ‘ispatches credited tola famous figure. But there are times when to ited in this paper, and also the | (; idu by ds Fir iors cngib published herein. All G. B.S. goes off the track. t: larg of Heation of all other matter herein are corteserved._ when he criticized his motherland and cynically a ———————————————————————————— | said the next time Irishmen came to the United ) tior: Foreign Representatives States to ask for funds to feed and clothe Irish . rae G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY petroir |P00r, they should be sent back, empty-handed. acs aba 400 Kresge Bldg. | His thesis was that Ircland was rich, but was fest vf PAYNE, BURNS & SMITH a professional beggar. She could well look ts ba YORK - - - Fifth Ave, Bidg.|after her own poor. @ SOin wremcy lio mato and County Newapaner) |. Dut the poverty and want in tlie slums of 50 jp, {Oficial City, State and County Newspaper) | nubjin is very genuine. The distress and mis- ie ton Miracle of Miracles! ery een a a in the west canon EI ane ; ia tie sre|something not pretty to contemplate. An p poecbanaag ah vasa man lasses Trishmen from Ireland do not gladly come tc Tl ern ether da “Aah i busy downtown street a! America hat in hand. They are a proud and jee then SS saw a truck driver stop dead in the|# gallant race and they would not beg the help Wille of the street to let a flivver park. Not oe ete as they really were able to take care G that, but the two drivers actually smiled] 0! Nelr own. bape another. \ withe same reporter, in one of the stores, saw : tedher call Willie away from a shiny array of 64frains, and Willie came, without a word. in aisssame store he saw two women, reaching Fireside Baseball deithe same piece of bric-a-brac, collide, apolo- (Duluth Herald) str sweetly to one Se pass ie ee of ™and the weather and walk on, all smiles. {pals but th tional t ; ieee » _|ball season, but now the national game js Jeaazed beyond belief by the day’s disorders, | modestly but surely coming to the front again. eunreporter boarded a street car on his way) To he sure, it will be five months before “Play gije. He saw a drug-store sheik, sitting near! puj” is heard oh the diamonds north of the fieentrance, bob up to give a jNelieranle bed Mason and Dixon line, but there will be a lot sat as she boarded the car. mile farther] of baseball talk and much trading and training hohe saw the conductor help the woman to|pefore the official contests begin. suht, How Santa Claus feels toward the game is Baseball has been eclipsed during the foot- eOge8 SAeP it-e with clean hands, and offer Sis the) suspicion that the children’s friend is a fan. musceat piece of cake on the plate the one with) At any rate he is fond of balls of all sorts, be frosting on. rubber balls, leather balls and even Christmas hat night the newsboy rang the doorbell,| pais, a i saining that it was rather windy and that| Tt has been a great year for the fans, and pias aid the paper would be blown away| now they are mulling things over at the fire- b J the porch. 5 ee . sides, playing fireside baseball. That is a safe sind young Al, who just finished high school.) game, It breaks no bones and strains no ten- wi:been at home three nights this week! : ‘ ; é ‘5 et; is the season of Christmas and of miracles. tes oe es strain friendships and it, laf What a-year it has been! Fans saw the fine fo: Calling a Bluff .__,. |battle for supremacy in the National league, \dhis newspaper does not sympathize with} Pittsburgh winning by a nose only to be crushed & bolsheviks and holds no brief for the sovi-lin the World series. They saw, as usual, a ei; But one can’t help laughing rather cyni-/first and second division in the American tiy at the manner in which the bolo, Litvin-| league, but there was only one club in the first | @ made the league of nations look like ajdivision and seven in the second instead of the } Sch of hypocritical monkeys. usual four and four. eq/hat is the proclaimed purpose of the league) They saw Babe Ruth break all former rec- ‘sations? Mainly to bring about peace here-|ords for home runs, including his own, and saw {Gr in this troubled world. What is the best|Gehrig for weeks on Ruth’s heels, challenging. #7 to bring about peace? Not treatics, not|his supremacy. They saw, it may be, the last bee scraps of paper, but disarmament. as players of stars like Cobb, Speaker and Col- rWhereupon the bolos march to the center of|lins, They wondered about Kiki Cuyler, the _ stage and read a piece in which théy in-|great Pittsburgh outfielder who played on the G “capitalistic” countries of the world to}bench the last half of the season and during the 4 them in an immediate step for peace—in-] big play-off, and now goes to Chicago in a trade. at disbandment of all armed forces. Wheth-| They consider whether Connie Mack can do ‘on land, sea or in the air with destruction|more than he has already done with his Ath- Call war munitions. letics and whether Carrigan must stay in the &t may be a madman’s dream, it may be|cellar with his Red Sox. Will Frank Frisch “onary, it may be Utopian. But just the|shine again next year and what is Hornsby to tie it was worthy of more respectable and|do with his Giants? i ul treatment than it received. But the tale has no end. Puzzles abound. the big powers in the league of nations shied| The Fireside league is a big one. One can play Pia from the proposal as if it were infected|in it even if he thinks a team coach is a motor h bubonic plague. With almost hysterical] bus. z ; mer’s straws and last winter’s silk kelly; they wear ancient .old slip- Pers and cast off curtains. They go Austin ‘em, A from door to doot, ringing bells and begging dimes. ‘ ‘ith did not attempt to explain| vanity. Maybe he had enjoyed the i ris to herself why she pre-| evening hugely, far more than if tig! ne, spies seston ad to be asleep that night] she, his wife, had been along! gether at Manhattan’s oldest spot. im Bob returned from the opera,| At-breakfast on Friday Rhoda ‘The children of Syria and Palestine Ich, at her request and Nils| chattered cagerly of “Carmen” un- —Christians, Jews, Mohammedans— %, he had escorted Rhoda.| til Cherry appeared in the dining cjutter that little’ section up from an obscure vanity over the} room, looki astonishingly pretty the Battery where the Dutch settled $5 it Mils had chosen her in| in a two-piece velveteen dress of that first village of New Amsterdam. to confide his feelings to-| golden brown. In the short, straight Whatever ordinary differences of 4td Cherry and his queer cam-| little suit, with its wide collar of race or creed, they are dropped when _ gm to win her made her hug the/ ecru lace, she looked more like the the Yule season app-oaches, The i fet to her breast; perhans also} cld pictures of Little Lord Fauntel- story of humble birt! in a stablo_is ‘was the everlurking susp! roy than like a woman. who had too ‘close to their own lives to go ’s real feelings toward Cher-| gone shroieh marriage, a murder ur.appreciated. trial, 4 motherhood and divorce. J have often felt that the Christ Rhoda’s China-blue eyes flew wide story is just a little bit closer to Nils Jonson as] with involuntary admiration, then the struggling thousands of the Faith believed im-) the girl flushed and turned her tenements an to anyone else. The Bob could influence] face awa,’ + » spirit of new birth, mid dirt. squal- reject him when he again) Cherry stood looking down at or and travail, is a story as old as to marry him. And now,| Nils’ sister for a long moment, a the tenement walls. than anything in the world,| queer smile twitching at the cor- eo. ‘wanted Cherry to marry Nils} ners of her geranium-tinted lips.! It’s a far cry from the simple * Then she laughed and pulled out gatherings under the olive trees u} the fact it would! her chair. “You certainly have an on the hillsides of Lebanon to the i Bob alone, free to| awful hate on me, haven’t you, cobblestones and wharves that circle their own problems un-| Rhoda? 7 {the foot of Washington street. It’s by family, she was sure} “Cherry, please!” Faith begged. 'a far cry from the midnight mass ‘was an ideal husband for} “Oh, I just wanted to reassure parade by lantern ‘light through the im us, high strung,| the poor child,” Cherry retorted old world valleys to the midnight sister. But it would! flippantly, “She's scared to death dash for the little church that stands fair to Nils to give him away| I’m going to marry that precious near the North River. an} not even to And brother of hers and I want to set j They stand at the crowded cor- ahs lay very still. with her head her mind at ease. ners in groups and talk of the home- d under her upflung arm, while It’s not that!” Rhoda blurted land and at night they tell the home- iptoed heavily about the bed-| out miserably, her face scarlet. land stories to their children. yawning gustily now and/ “I’m scared to death you won't ee , marry him? I want Nils to be! Across the city s tremendous d to her-| happy.’ Christmas tree flaunts its spangles hed himself; “Thank you, Rhoda,” Cherry’s in Times Sq and the tattered voice was suddenly sweet and ten- bootblacks and newsboys from the der as she laid a hand over thé tenement belts gather at its base other girl’s “but fortunately Nils with mouths agape. Taxicabs whirl has already found out that the by and Broadway becomes. more way to be happy is to be free. A and more choked with the extra holi- remarkable young man—he changes sey traffic. The theaters blazon who was her/ his mind as quickly as he makes it holiday signs and the orchestras ’s obvious| up.” play a little harder, a little longer, cae \a se lover. Boe the ne- 3 rry’s shame. cessity 0: must be impressed the “ised” crowds upon at Christ- t Christ- mas time, their spirits must be ‘alles " é — w/Ric Sk ere e | haste it was decided to postpone consideration It’s almost as if some fellow went into a church and boldly proposed to the congrega- rinciples that Jesus Christ preached. And as if the congregation unanimously voted to post- pone consideration until some time in the dim The bolo may be madmen, they may be rot- of 't home he saw his little brother come to the! no¢ definitely known, but there is a strong] ° ‘THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE_~ WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 21, 1927 f ~ = by carrier, per year . -$7.20| tenly insincere, but they have compelled ordi- 5 ‘s vf ian = _ : y mat per yess, (in 7.20| nary men and women all over the world to pon- ey { 4 . += NO LIFE WITHOUT WATER in dats outside E ismarck) ... oj der this problem: Is there any better way to : r BY: Most people drink whatever what would ‘Cro: by mail, outside of North Dakota ... 600) disarm than actually to disarm? : amount of water par oak fe eat and amounts of food which pleases 2 . ee 2 their appetites or fancies. George Bernard Shaw in his time has been . i R ry ~ ‘ y I tind thet all which has been a powerful and a wise and witty dramatist. He f Ag gh has amused and educated a whole world of f 1 ] p ing is almost en readers and theater-goers. The wild, untam- f \ , S sid fort, asnot one seems tc be really in- able Irishman with the gray beard has become or & / sted in health until he is sick. its to good ones. refore, these One such flagrant instance occurred recently ( / ibe daily health articles are written primarily for those who know, tied are not Perfectly well, and who wis! to have health more heer ll ,|are. constantly fact that water is the most import- ways even more important than pro- more " TO teins, starches, and the minerals we oe which the tissues are con- 8 Many do not realize that over two thirds of the body is water and only one-third is made up of the other elements. While water cannot be considered strictly a food, it is a solvent in which all foods are dissolved, and the indispensable agent which car-|. ries these food materials to every cell‘of the body. No organic life could exist with- out water, and, while in the plant k various forms of vége-|c ife’are forced to secure their | irritations ; me water from the soil in which they as outsice infection live, animals, on the r hand, |or ba or from an over-aci 4 sites - ME: patie i me SS r; have the ability to change their lo-'cretion' of the eye lubricants. aca REI * 4 cation, and are not entirely depend- trouble can be checked and : air a 2 4 ent upon any particular source. of cured by proper dieting and the use ees Water supply. lof a simple eye wash applied sev- One of the distinguishing differ- eral times cally. ences between mineral vegetable, Question: Mrs. J. M. B. writed: life is that rocks cannot of their vou say when making Melba past made nee oo tenth to _ white bread ° while nt lo move about to some crust away. Make thy lyre, even as the forest is: | extent, and because of an inherent | wheat i the oes he ad leaves are falling like need for two things—water and sun- sa bl : f A ; ‘ight. nswer: I s BY RODNEY DUTCHER =| where—to Hoover or to Dawes.| THe tumult of thy mighty harmo-| “The first birth of organic life, the crust as it NEA Service Writer, There has been reason to believe nies both vegetable and animal, came | “toasted” in the original ig. of Wi ston, Dec. tics, in| that Mellon would prefer Dawes, but Will take ¢ be from the sea, and up through the the loaf, and will burn before the ae n Ried ber eae aid as much/one hears that Governor Fisher. of Pieroni rom both a deep, au-| Palaeozoic jungles tothe present|inside of the slice is sufficiently “Galvin Cooildge has given the po-|strong’ ‘or ‘Hoover and han some |S¥ett, though in sadness, Belang’ controlled by the varying tel-| wheat, bred," which is imate Partly litleal kaleidoscope its two most ef-|hopes for a Hoover and Fisher My bere Haphrurcad ince ance of the two elements of water of white flour, may be used in mak- indefinite statement: af Tepid aed : aie see one! amine a rota enationay progress {wheat breed nit toasted ot crear ae and second by his more definite) Dawes has strength in the moun- water has been always an sain | Dar a bitter taste because of statement on the Republican nomi-|tain and farm states and is quite Beh “ig thoughts over the] ant determining factor. Civilizations | burning of the and bran » nation to his varty’s national com-|likely to have the Illinois and In- have flourished where water was|ments. Whole- bread mies sidan Mace Gasivcuie diana delegations and even he Lior Like polar leaves, to quicken a srarreyteaine eg abides Verde pe dren cteemm an ped no in— new ; laces food if there reason you ame is on. No one knows who will|tonventions (eatin at the! And, by the’ incantation of this| where the ibast wstae Silsts ih an GNOUME Bok eae dhe ataeeh je nominated, wheth’ the winner| All speculation, however, is like- bois will be apparent before the conven-|ly to be t at time b: % able be life without \oe tie K. L. asks: “What is ~ ty upset at any tim re can no life wit wa- uestion: K. 3 fe. or Eee ae Se genase twist—jut ike the le cal Seater essai" _unextin-| ter, and ‘the, highest forma of life arthritis what are ita causeay Rv. bd ed pieces 0! lass as mM} ‘a are those ere the wat supply ie ms ve & present assumption, however, is that from one new Spattern to another | Ashes 2nd sparks, my words among ‘has been regulated to meet the de-|definition for it.” loover and Dawes will fight it out| within the kaleidoscope. Be on t my li mands of both vegetation and ani-; Answer: Arthritis simply means during the convention. ‘ One point can now be made defi- tig my lips to unawakened| mal life. seh bats biare naere in| the els ts. he ad Seent the coomunatiet Gosltige al det ies are he i . ne seid =} ip wecipreires oboe ron found mie muscles, Seen mj of and there is still a small under-| im; ty in the eae wis anithig Sigel oad of # prophecy! O/ domestic stock to furnish the best|rheumatism, including current of sentiment for drafting Whether the president does an: It Winter* 4 supply of meat and milk. Yet, we|comes from a deposit of him, but he will be drafted only if| more to help Hoover or not—he did inter* comes, can Spring be|who have an abundance of avail-| toxins in the joirts. the convention ties itself up in:a bad|@ great deal for him by his second far behin : = deadlock, = gy : annonncement—the Hoover forces|-—Percy Bysshe Shelley: From Ode . Fs will brand Lowden and Dawes as|t« the West Wit.d. ' ade te ance te aera eee |p $+ quently the most significant phase the one chip op bd end satiny te | BARBS i of all was an increasing belief that|/carry out the Coolidge policies for |} ee 18 eo tes ied aes: ee ot df es oe cae A a eile How can you tell @ college man?! Now for the jolly, old, compan- = Gal. date for nomination, i |Hoover forces meet this argumert.|We give up, they just won't listen. |ionate New Year's Eve! Every duty we omit obscures some After Coolidge’s second | state-| The best available information is - ae 8 % N truth we should have known—Rus- ment, closely followed a Hughes’ /that Hoover will not resign unless| Christmas shoppers’ faces must} A professor has gone to Egypt to| kin, | » refusal to be a candidat®, members i ii " te edical script of of the committee and otheg Repub- neds rnamniaies be all the style this year, the way translate a medical manuserip told us again and again. Each is merely peacefully trying to sell the same type.of car to the same peo- ple. F ae ee ee : ) : ~"|the seventeenth century before} Store opens | night up- licans here began to talk Hoover they're worn: | tl every thi Ise. This unex- f Pry Christ. And suppose that should! it] Christmas. Kennelly Furnj- ected eeeiamnehe hac * helped Justajingle || The only thing Oklahoma needs! turn out tc be only another lady i Gorhie caanntaat uit at earner “Ob let's play hockey,” yelled ve - ‘o his membership in the president's |“Oh, let’s y hockey,’ ne official family, had been forced to ; Maciaa Dance at Menoken, Lock- stay under wraps. Now it is under-} That's lots of fun to do.” eee + Mexico’ supplies ly wood’s hall, Thursday, Dec. stood that about the first of the| And so, in order that they could, General Motors and Ford are not! fourths of the chicle used in making wand P year, he will make some statement] “They all played hookey, too. fighting one another, they have| chewing gum in the United States. 22nd. admitting his candidacy. : to get pretty well mixed up these telling about her operation! cars is a couple of Burns detec-| (Copyright, 1927, NEA Service, Inc.) ives. It is still generally assumed that Lowden’s delegates eventually will go to Dawes almost en masse and it looks now as if he might have 300 or more. Hoover ought to have more, but he cannot at this time have any reasonable expectation of commanding a majority on the first ballot. There will be enough favor- ite sons and uninstructed delegates |. f € / to control the convention, so that d the result will depend. on second choice sentiments and trading. ) ‘ Withdrawal of Hughes ended the D supposition that Hoover, Lowden = f { J \ and Hughes might, roughly, each as- sume charge of delegates from the west, middle west and cast respec- ; | ‘ if } tively, An important question now is whether the east will take Hoover in petarene to Denes, The Baghes| | M \AVE/ is now in no position to scramble for eastern delegates. Hughes never was regarded as a really serious contender for the nom- ination, being originally set i ha keep Hoover from orig ap le- gates in the east. Now is no such barrier to the Hooverites. el . Hoover can beat Lowden i:. this im- i Te . portant territory and Dawes, having reiterated that he jsn’t a candidate} - . and“that he is strong for Lowden, can hardly oppose him. ; 4 : ; ‘i a New York and Penns; I the Hughes ; . , banner, Charlie Hilles, most inn of radio voices” is such of the or notable feature that fow . “The Pi the tant af the ew York” Hepablen roople speak of Sparton tn Pathieder of e Air” bosses, Diana £0: Bas) 2 2] | other terms. But think: Sparton was lear bg ean rsup in some way nw TRUE electric radio (with A.C. Tubes) and offers you Tibuted between Hoover, Lowden an instrument os outstanding mocbanlesity co in tone. “Like the Artists themesives"=A.N, Richmend, YS eee ee Bismarck Accessory Tire Co., Bismarck, N. D. Oscar Lux, Burnstad, N. D. Wilton Motor Sales, Wilton, N. D. ©. B Thue & Co. Stanton, N. D. iy & ‘ aes, Serre Reatton Gervtenp: HDs, Freie. — eras, eaerarete,. |