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| PAGE FOUR ici ‘THE BISMAKCK ‘TRIBUNE ' MONDAY, DECEMBER 19, 1927 A) e ‘ e phe Bismarck Tribune An Independent Newspaper — THE STATE’S OLDEST NEWSPAPER (Established 1873) ‘ublished by the Bismarck Tribune Company, marck, N. D., and entered at the, postoffice at Lnarck as second class mai] matter. orge D. Mann.............. President and Publisher Subseription Rates Payable In Advance f by carrier, per year ...........+000 $7. 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EES nena et (Official City, State and County Newspaper) and a = et Captain Pamphlet te | Captain Robert Pamphlet, a true sailor, Ain recognition of his action in rescuing the sh crew of our S. S. Caoba at sea, February this?» 1925.—Suden and Ch ince That the inscription od in a gold thaatch presented to Captain Robert Pamphlet. P®8It means more than a heroic rescue at sea, Webwever. It means that the captain held hu- as an life more precious than the cargo of rum witat he carried. tallNow it is going to mean prison for the brave fo ian skipper, who might have gone h and left sailors to perish at sea if his heart ead been wrong. at But the captain’s heart was right. Skipper! ‘tod the rum ship Pescawha, in a storm that Feb-| traary night off the cdast of Oregon, Pamphlet} ‘Waited for the rum runners that would take rt his cargo. A lifeboat was sighted, carry- fee eight exhausted sailors from the lumber shooner Caoba which had been wrecked in the » orm. h : Nearer inshore, the sailors told him, was yet Janother lifeboat from the Caoba, with men feghting death in the lashing There was sever a question in the captain’s mind. He or- dered his ship shoreward at once in search of 4 ge missing craft. $ .d¢On Dec. 17 Captain Pamphlet is to begia ‘c@tving a two-year term on McNeil Island, be- tmdes paying a fine of $5,000. *1- Rum running is against the law. But here ta a case where the skipper of a rum craft set Suman life higher than the stuff his boat car- fjded. The government now might prove that cc, too, values heroism more than to let this Stave man suffer. Sok Ae mm Tost : 1 ‘ + w. Kids naturally believe in evolution, anyway. ‘ ay think they’re an improvement on the old » golks. g Good Will +e é tert geasen is auspicious to chprity and good siti. r thoughts and affeetigns are pled ... ¥ a while to a common interest, in prepara- ion for a festival whose sacred meaning and ayful observance are wide enough to include il mankind. We find once again, and per! gith some surprise, that: we are brothers and -aisters under the skin and are willing and eager forget for a season the small jealousies and itagonisms that divide.us through the year. The grand name of charity deserves to be Steed of its faint disfavor of sentimentality or = less and casual generosity. True charity is z will toward the good in others, and it & es best in the partnership of intelligent ledge. We cannot love the thing we do not S » and to understand our neighbor in his »gopes and purposes is first essential to helping in his need. : . The old proverb insisted that charity begins home, but this is no sign that it should stop Wider knowledge has made the whole id kin and teaches us daily that our com- humanity knows no boundaries, The sea- of good will, established twenty centuries in a village in Palestine, encompasses now Fs world and its nations and does more for the a and‘ unity of mankind than any institu- is of our own fashioning. For knowledge now increased, and it is knowledge that leads : understanding, which is the backbone of . ity and the sure foundation of good will, SUSE TELE ITY “ A college town is a place where the locomo- that hits a coupe kills all seven passen- ; The Peace Prize t Less than ten years after their respective *jations were locked in history’s most bitter » Prof. Ludwig Quidde, of Germany, and f, Ferdinand Buisson, of France, have shared she Nobel peace prize. Neither of the men thus honored, it seems, ed a prominent part in the war. Prof. e had long been in marked disfavor with men of his nation who conducted it. They membered his book, “Caligula, a Study in esarean Insanity,” which was regarded oughout Germany as characterizing too Freel the then Emperor. Prof, Buisson was similarly a worker for peace and is now honor- iry president of the League of the Rights of n ook has been active in political life as socialist, differs abroad on the qualifications men for the prize. Neither is as well n as Aristide Briand and Dr. Gustav resemann, who shared it in 1925, or Sir Aus- Chamberlain and Vice President ’Charles Dawes, who received it in 1926, The major- of students, however; appear to agree with ling European newspaper which approves the comment, “Men who sacrifice them- for an idea are scarce.” t ¥ aa hurts’a man unless he keeps ae ¢ ‘Thought About Fraternities ternities at Ley Pgh g hahagperd a according le News, officia B geestions the truth of that socic 80C10) which makes’ pride one il motives, he need Yale fraternity system,” the article says; “for, although the by-products of fraternity life are Why Not a Real New Year’s Resolution? | of considerable value, it must be admitted that elections are: very largely determined by the reputation of the fraternity and the individual. Each house seeks to gather into the fold those men whose names will increase or maintain the fame already won. And each candidate for election desires to associate with those men whose positions in college will bring the maxi- mum teflection of glory upon him. “One cannot fail to admit the destructive in- fluences resulting from this worship of the great god ‘prominence’.” We don’t have to go to Yale to learn a les- son like that. Life holds it, too. view his difficult cases, be- Cuca Eby decease! hate dae /onsul ANS el rs over a patient are not oben fruitful crentiaens, results and follow-up. prinelsally became the iret doctor principally because the x Dr, McCof will slaty snewes diet, addressed to him, ane a the Tribune. on the case invariably calls in other doctors whose training has Enclose a stamped addressed envelope for reply. “ASK DOCTORS TO FIGHT MORE” 38 It is just as well not to have grand opera in summer. It wouln’t seem natural without the coughs, anyavay. practically the same as his, possibl even a graduate of the same schoo! While the osteopaths, chiropractors, homeopaths and eclectics are gen- erally willing to consult with doc- tors of other schools, this is not| ‘The entire group, then as a “i true with members of the allopathic! friendly jury, would great! medical association, = their mem-| benefited by this said, 3 are not permit to const loser cooperation in ” with doctors who belong to other oy ee pec Dh es one ae ta aaa —_— ie man who is sick is learning Questions and Answers to know that his best safeguard estion: High school girl asks against biased opinion is to call in, “what ‘would you advise a gitl separately, doctors who advocate that wanted te sleep all the time?” different systems of treatment, get % the individual diagnosis from each| | Answer: If eight hours pf sleep Chivalry? Surely The other day Miss Jean Schoen of New York completed a fourteen months’ trip around the world. The journey was made in 12 ships, most of them little freighters in the eastern tropics. Everywhere, she said, especially in the east, she found respect for womanhood. As she puts it: “Chivalry has not lessened since the days of ; ao mat satheah it is because the knights of old. Every man is a gentleman cate if wat teens Peper sen your’ system is Bord ‘with pol- as long as every woman is a lady.” sible method. sons from bad habits of eating, and 5 Miss Schoen puts part of the burden of the It is a pity that doctors cannot] from the effects of too mt . , i i id not ch ical exercise. proof on her own sex, but there’s a two-edged Saat gutting acne beeen sted pps et eh has failed sword there in her implication that the gentle- others do not judge the case the| to disclose any definite disease, same! can rest assured that you a Judge Stephens, of Salt Lake| thorough bodil; housecleaning . City, who is an duthority on mediéal| which will eliminate the morbid legal problems, recently pointedly| material in your blood stream with man ceases to be a gentleman before women who are not ladies. You could hardly call ther gentlemanly qualities chivalrous in that light. id in a lecture: which you are bi | hinwome~€, | seca dice Se, festa ct | Seta, ccieas atie oe + 7 roperly aloof and impersonal at F | Editorial Comment Inedical’ progress ‘would be greatiy| in place of meat, what is the ample a aided by a little of the quarrelsome| portion per nerson?” criticality of the courtroom. Of| Answer: It is.all right for most course, doctois cannot hold court| people to use one-quarter of over each case on the operating| a pound of cottage cheese in table; they could, however, safe-| of the same amount of meat. guard the interest of the patient in| is approximately an ordinary sauce obscure cases by approaching cach| dish full. ° other as opposing counsel. Question: Mrs. K. writes: “ft | IN NEW YORK | “Lawyers are forced to give their| weigh 190 pounds and should weigh —— flesh Start ’Em Right (Detroit News) Jn his examination: for an interstate pilot’s license, Clarence Chamberlin, Atlantic flyer, t ~ came within five points of failing. Was it not y this same young man who was rejected for the INV army air service when the doctors found him disabled by flat feet? 7 4 Let the good work of scientific testing go on. R J) And since unfortunately mankind got by with { its slip-shod performance for several centuries BY RODNEY DUTCHER Places a discount on a candidate's before the tests were invented, let their appli-| men, wis sre subjected to ccnteron:| Hearn speeches. One who ‘has cation now be made retroactive. uous criticism both by intelligent| his record, but for one wins ould It is more than probable that Columbus, walk-| persons who know what they're] make promises for his next term ing from court to court as he did, and standing lls ad eet ea ns Wl erdie! Rake or for his non-incumbent opponent, in the ante-chambers, had an aggravated case] than’biamed. nn P| voters “Ginverehye md vcsawigemens of fallen arches. This disqualified him for] One phase of the system by which] about what he will do asotne 15 to navigating the Santa Maria. Capt. Cook was| men and women are made into] 25 months ahead. troubled with cramps and shooting pains which representatives is so queer as to be} If he wins, then even after his brie cae ward d 4, almost ridiculous. election he must sit and twiddle hi: the Sandwich island natives reduced by mas-|" Many of the current crop of con-|thumbs while the defeated ineum- sage, but with these ailments he clearly was} gressmen, old and new, have spent| bent sits through another session incapable of discovering the islands in the first} much more time campaigning and] of Congress and casts “lame duck” place. Admiral Peary, when he looked upon waiting for their seats than they] votes which need take no inspira- very best because they know a keen| 130. If I take off my surplus ‘ ss opponent is watching their every| at the rate of 10 pounds per month New York, Dec. 19.—Eliminating | mental process. If doctors were| would that be too much? If I walk the peel difference, it becomes] equally critical of each other’s work| five or six miles ever will that possible to live in New York exactly] the science as a whole would be| help me very much off as one might in any small town! greatly stimulated. flesh?” of America. | ‘ “By this I do not mean that doc-| Answer: It is all right for you Those activities which do not cen-| tors should be carping or captious.| to take off surplus at the ter about the flesh-pots, the artistic! Their \criticality should always be] slow rate of 10 pounds # month, or the Lethe Aosoretied Places, are| directed toward the process, and| but you can lose much faster than: . no different from those to be found] rever against the individual, being] that if lon will first take a short in any little community. like the attitude of lawyers who] fast and then follow it with a limit- ’ Reading any day’s list of social! argue he:edly before the bench but| e° diet, free from carbohydrates. functions in Manhattan. you will| walk away arm in arm. .This kind| There is.no danger in Tap- find that the neighborhood church! of controvers; will find facts and|idly if you will follow the plan I his having a supper; that the clerks| expose mistakes.” have so often suggested in this of a Bronx store are putting on 8] Judge Stephens recommended that! column. It is essential for you to home-made ply; that the Epworth} the “courtroom technique” be ap-| walk at least five miles eo ed gf ‘ is having a Wednesday! plied first in hospital staff meet-| you wish to reduce the weight night social; that prayer meetings} ings, Here each member Should re-| around your hips and buttocks. are under way in any number of Rui. SCI cnhiorbstoteet natch tie anh Tales boa i orn soon oo places; that the Lions Club is hav- ing a dinner and the employes of a fur’ concern are having a lunch- eon; that the Wisconsin State So- Anne Aus ain. will now spend in said seats, tion from the wishes of his-constit- ne eee ees pes pee eee oe three toes and eae uents who defeated him. He can’t was almost if not entirely bald. Long before the Congress met] possibly make a legislative promise Before we advance farther into the future,| early this month, they had been] which he can begin to put into ef- let us correct the grave errors of the past. ne cn their prt cells SRL che) even Let us put men through a series of standardized erode) Walon -Sapemibtes » Announces @ new platform On| meeting in the schoolhuose to' dis-| Probably if Faith had given her- necessary to her than. food or tests and send them forth, duly qualified, to pla cet! ence rd acetal 1089;) election ove, ak _ does not. cuss children’s problems. self time to think she would not drink, had provoked Bruce ‘into at- Jiscover America, the South Seas. id thi eo ne It is just as important and thrill-| have sprung so impulsively to Cher- tempting to kiss her, by flirting . eS Seg eg ry peoples the} A congresman retains’ office 15) In one year, or two, conditions| ing to the Manhattan Parent to| ry’s defense, reaching for Nils Jon- with him in her most irresistible North Pole again. It is horrible to think Use ,after he is seated. Very) obviously change. Issues aren’t] know that little Gussie is “reciting| son’s hand and dragging him along manner. that up to this time they may never have been | often, his campaign had to be begun| what they were. National or local| @ Piece” at the Firemen’s Hall as it| with her, willy-nilly. Certainly, she “Nils!” Faith cried 7» She discovered at all. ' two years or more before he was) ontiment may shift. And it may be|‘ to the parent of Sauk Center. told herself later, she had had would have to stop this silly affair seated. Thirteen months elapse be- ee ye And 80 it goes. Anyone wishing| enough experienco with Cherry by before it went any further. But in tween his election to the next Con-| too much to ask, a self-respecting to carry‘on the simple social diver-| this time to know that any what words could she tell Nils that ciety is gathering its clan; that the parents of a given district are Attractive Citizens gress and frequently he began his] candidate to bind'his mind ‘and his| sions of the small town he left be-| “trouble” of this sort into which Cherry had stage-managed the — (St. Paul Dispatch) campaign ree than 13 months pre-| vote for the more than three years| hind can find them by the dozen| Cherry managed to implicate her- | whole thing? When he introduced Colonel Lindbergh to thé vious to the election, which means} that may elapse from the beginning; and the hundred. He need never,| self was cleverly stage-managed. Nils’ big body, looking suddenly Hien a ! nt » | that numerous members of the Sev-| of his campaign to the end of his) unless he so wishes, enter that sort} But she did rush from the sun’ queer in conventional dinner clothes, * Touse as “America’s most attractive citizen,” | entieth Congress had to step off the] term. Few protest this to the! of life that is known as “New York-| parlor, through the door which moved slowly and steadily across Speaker Longworth used a happy phrase, with- | stump and onto the floor of thejvoters, however. Being principally | ese.” He need never walk up Broad-| Cherry had purp.scly left open and the room. She could not see his out danger of contradiction. America has House. concerned with getting in, most of] way. And, attending these various| into the living room, her grasp still face, but her agonized eyes caught never rise to fame. Only a few are fortunate] elected a congressman-at-large in| almost anything. near in Fort Creek. For there are| Patton, Ota left cheek bore a black eyes, saw the blood drain out enough to obtain that world-wide recognition] November, 1926, after being forced| Senators are elected for six-year] hundreds of thousands such caught| dark red imprint of Cherry’s hand. of his good-looking face, which came to Colonel Lindbergh from his dar- mn ae set ey in 1925 for the April, terms instead of two-year terms as} in this great city and hungry for| The girl’s body was tense, both leaving the print of is hand ing and spectacular Hieht the Atlanti primaries. On December 5, representatives are. Every short| the more simple, pastimes they| small hands knotted into furious shamefully clear. eyes ing and spectacular Ihght across the antic. | 1927, he took his seat. But months| session, of course, finds some of| knew “back there.” i but unformidable-looking fists, gol- flew to Cherry’s face, saw the blase Comparable with him are three other young] previously, he had to look to his|them in their seats although they eee den eyes blazing in a dramatically ing triumph and excitement there, and attractive citizens now in the public eye, | Political fences when Mayor Thomp-| have already been voted out. ~On the other hand, extravagance le face. Bruce Patton looked the intense enjoyment of a situation who might well be nominated to the Hall of | $0" ot Ceeaee promised revenge| The system, of course, is not so} and glitter know no limits when al foolishly surprised and indignant as which she had created to sai ‘Attractive Citizenship: Miss Helen Wills, |£°% Rathbone’s opposition in the] tough on the individual senator who| social thrill is desired. he retreated slowly from the small her ego and her love of drama. ractive 1 ips iss en is, | mayoralty election. - ry 3 : § A ue a meets competition as for the in-| A few days ago a court action| fury who had attacked him. In- | And Nils was moving on and on |woman’s amateur tennis champion of the] In October, 1927, Mrs. Medill Mc-| dividual congressman who must brought inst a dancer because| congruously the dance music from toward Bruce Patton, who was world; Gene Tunney, world’s heavyweight] Cormick announced her candidacy|fight for his seat. Nevertheless.|she accepted a private engagement] the radio still poured invitingly into backing before that menacing ap- champion, and Bobby Jones, admittedly the/*%4 began 2. vigorous campaign| the proposed Norris amendment/revealed one of those glamorous] the room. L proach. Grate & greatest amateur golfer of the day. All four ee ae Beathiehe ‘ie and ames pe ed tien jected sages ngpriealg sreanes wollhiaee | Cina s, thei santas CURE eee pas ining Pg pea = a of these young Americans are attractive not} has for some time been working} members of both hater tata ses- for Pigs gpl eee ng sie er Bruce, tiDon't you dare strike me!” Pat- only because of their achievements and _be- oe apn ee ats sion within two months of their|of guests. To jones the guests] and he tried to kiss me,” Cherry ton croaked hoarsely, the words cause they are for the time being in the lime) ee ee oer ne aye | clection has often been passed by|a Salome dancer had been retuined.| panted. “I told him to stop and he jerking at his white lips. | “How was light but also because of their personalities| ahead of him 'If-he is licked, he! eoct nate: but fas never even been) A stage had been built behind | wouldn't. He—he kissed me any- I to ‘ and characters. f will go out of office a year from ieee pe culate : cone ted. fished they “t aed zisd Bae pee ge Ang ll tins telere, ea she Praag : er Z 5413, Ft 4 7 Ann ie fol rose, 4 Curiously enough they all fall within the ill-| next March and Mrs. McCormick, or] Growth of liquor drinking in] themselves in an imitation theater. eed. vindictive. Her blazing eyes 1] on’t you dare hit me!” . & fj . ; a Democrat, will come to the hill] France has been more pronounced Patton’ retreat defined paling pues ot thab ae — a Rohe from cone Nave Anan moare me men since the Such extravagances are more Joncn,chalten ily, and Fath Sel] sonar By the Just = Nits are in the habit of sending to the bowwows. 3 d : id ee See Ee ten Tee ene iat i" to Faith now. hee ge the slighter, shorter Rel shat seein 2 ae BES ED, owl unable to fone Rad figure. uced a finer quartet of clean-living cham- P thought of Nils devoting his ai x Zeca Cherry pions? And remember, they are in the public OUR BOARDING HOUSE By Ahern J} tion ‘to chiar an feastienly, eae tana eye, Anyone who ges out into the highways . 2 and byways of this country can find five hun- dred thousand young citizens today whose at- tractiveness needs only the light of publicity to be recognized, ~~ BUT MASOR, I GIVE You MY WORD, THERE WoNT BE AWN WORK-T0 IT,~ AND IT CANT BE CALLED A SoB, IN ANY SENSE. ALL RIGHT SENICIN, . EGAD,~I WILL AccepT “HE DELIGHTFUL ROLE of display. A sort of social. reputa-| 4, Soda Water Lore tion is often built from such lavish ; A OF “HE WoRD!unu 1’ OF SANTA (Druggists’ Circular) i f T'Lt PAY You CLAUS For Your, sulertalnnon:- =~ people thus There is no soda in soda water, as we know #7, ADAY UNTIL CHRISTMAS Eve! nds. At the first sign of a dro it, and many persons have wondered where it aT WADTo LET MY OTHER “~«NOTHING GIVES ME oft they flit to the next nent of glit- got its name. Birdsley L. Maltbie gives us SANTA (CLAUS GO “TODAY, a. HE GREATER PLEASURE “HAAS ter. fronts the clue. The soda water of former days was} FA COULDAMT-TELL THE weR-AH TELLING FANCIFUL TALES New York still recalls the days a solution of ordinary cooking soda. The syrups IL MEAN fo s AY, We vane +’ CHILDREN? wa You when the famous “blackbird pie a 4 contained an acid, and the combination gener- dinner Was given and out from a ated the carbonic gas that furnished the fizz. (THE IMAGINA YoR STORY MAY REST ASSURED,T WiLL, Ice cream soda was not dispensed, simply “TELLING -T You | MAKE A CONVINCING white of eggs or solution of soap bark being ST. NICHOLAS, ‘That sort of belongs to added to the sirups to make the foam. The INDEED Ie, i » principal flavors were vanilla and lemon; straw- Wu ang : berry, pineapple, and banana were artificial flavors, though the fruit juices soon came into use. We had a real “soda” fountain in the store in Missouri. The fountain was a round affair, similar to or about the size of the coffee urns we now use. The fountain held the ice. We \ ‘ CA = put sodium bicarbonate in water and forced fs SN EN a t this through the fountain with an air pump. \ - “Bz The sirups all contained citric or tartaric acid, so that when the water was drawn into them it effervesced, and we had genuine soda water. Writing of soda water reminds me that in the Several stores in which I worked in those early days, we generated our own gas, as did all the older druggists. The generator was in the cellar and consisted of a metal contginer for the marble dust and water, above which was a lead lined container for sulphuric i \ f ¥ was gradually let into ‘ . ! : n aN 4 GILBERT SWAN. (Copyright, 1927, NEA Service, Inc.)