The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, December 17, 1927, Page 4

P, PAGE FOUR ‘ e 4 rea _i#'The Bismarck Tribune } An Independent News: r THE STATE'S OLDEST NEWSPAPER (Established 1873) Published by tho Bismalcl Tribune Company, ismarck, N. D., and entered at the postoffice at ‘ismarck as second class mail matter. resident and Publisher Subscription Rates Payable In Advance Dally by carrier, per year ost. Daily by mail, per year, (in Bismarck) daily by mail, per year, (in state outside Bismarck) .... Dafly by mail, outside of North Dakot } a t Tyeexly by mail, in state, per year ..... } Weekly by mail, in state, three years for. Weekly by mail, outside of h Dak FOOT oo. .seseceseseeees Member Audit Bure: 5 Member of The Associat ress a¢ The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the @hise for republication of all news dispatches credited to or not otherwise credited in this paper, and also the | ©%cal news of spontancous origin published herein. All ( Wights of republication of all other matter herein are { piso reserved, be Foreign Representatives gi G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY New Yorker \ We noon. CCHICAGO DETROIT | Even among the elders we ee so little of the \ > pas ae oe eet eae eee ‘ nfower Bldg. Kresge Bldg. 1d fashi Ary \ p 4 # > o’clock with perhaps a stimulant of le over- tt PAYNE, RURNS & SMITH old fashioned fastidiousness nowadays that we | some kind may prove helpful in| work and afternoon fat 52 5NEW YORK - : - Fifth Ave. Bldg.|Were attracted by an incident on the street last | finishing the day’s work. jis is|you have tried the light, {ficial City, State and County Newspaper) _|Wcek. We saw a white haired gentleman ap- i Paine of tie ctiet ot OA eine ee 5 etal City, State ant County Newspieer) _|proach two boys whe were playing with a kit- Pox lant. Necessity for such stimula-| QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS 1 Laziness and Crime : ten and join them. Then We saw him extract tj : 4 tion could be avoided if a well-bal- tion: M. 0. “What a Philadelphia’s chief probation officer adds|from his pocket a pair of gloves, return one J LY ‘A anced ‘luncheon were used each day. his amen to the belief generally held by penol- ogists that idleness is the chief cause of crime tand the explanation for the “sheik bandit.” A Idleness breeds poverty, disrespect for pa- Srental control, drunkenness and complete dis- Negard for Jaw and order. All of these play their part, but the thought is always in mind to ehirk honest employment and this is the true ‘explanation of most lawlessness. i. The young bandit is on the lookout for a hort, quick way of obtaining money and an leasy living, and if there is one thing the mod- ern bandit and gunman dislikes almost as much {28_prison it is honest labor. g. If the slick and clever young crook, who is idriven into a career of crime by fear of work, were confronted with the certainty of hard, tlahorious work if sent to prison, he might think stwice before robbing a bank or stealing a pay troll. * Court and police authorities in cities and unties having workhouses for short-term wrisoners, and prison factories and stone-piles for long-termers ¢an testify work prevailing among professional criminals So many have it that it seems the true explane: tion for their dishonesty. If society is to cure the criminal, it apparently customers alone. he hasn’t picked up age, | . f 1 ne at colts mie gee Laat mix- “, . ures Oo! , eating too rapidly, or article entitled, Editorial Comment 1 not resting for a while after lunch-| Good Curative y ' responsible almost wholly} You will find. if you adopt , Sod « you ve right hand. to pat the kitten and or two. the American Legion tio estion. question, or poll the Commerce on prohib' ch statement c organized to discuss, s to this fear of|to know where each of these three bodies tands. The Legion’ ing, for that is the : must teach him how to work and to enjoy work. fiscal policy, or the and ordered that the whisk brooms be whisked : about no more in their shops. It shall be even Mother Gets Out the Morning Addition as he has spoken; the whisk broom must let the Now a man can leave a barber shop in New Sy” LIND SAKES, ‘ vas ! York with a coat full of hair and be sure that i \ WouseT ov! But that isn’t all. Some attention caller in the same large village calls attention to the fact that dogs and horses are prone to carry various bacilli about with them. Immediately there is np ar h R and if you will write to me, care of a rush to arms to follow this horseless Paul EM NER, 1 do hot know of any kind of work |this paper, asking Zor "he article, Revere into the battle for cleanliness. And the PLATE - (VE ONLY performed by those doing manual| will be sent to you by a Society to Prohibit Dogs and Horses Within HAD WENTY-TWO Meee oh tees Onis Sonu the City Limits is organized! Legislation to AN’ THERES NO called “three o'clock fatigue.” Un- keep the horses and dogs outside the city is USE WASTIN' doubtedly, most people do feel tired being framed. ‘ * at about this ie in ve afternoon, Onward, cleanliness, onward! Hedy raion tor ‘this and hat is the Lesage ‘ A Avoiding Germs A eu so many have all during the after- of them and pull the other carefully on his Uy : : Even a heavy breakfast does not (Minneapolis Joyrnal) A the i 5 Edward E. Spafford, National Commander of er . } J oa Aare chy perry Baek to poll the Legion’s membership on the prohibi- A 4 p the body requires food in order to tween it ell poll the Legion on the World Court YE — ‘ Z j about being so tired in the afternoon, | you think 1 ever sets on the matter of a naval program. flection on any of the organizations mentioned. In those matters in which it is peculiarly in- | E j { F R terested, and on those questions which it was Bureau policy, for instance, are well worth hav-| long ago abandoned, according to f t Legion’s field. The same a impression, fitter _breause eed ee scenes, ney pean thea diana or Ohio stepped from the ves- might be said of the Chamber's views on the) rom than a erate oe | legislation which will take the health | Gemoce Weitere hoe hoofer I N . and S NN aons 's on were left to be plundered. and education out of its bureaucratic |now hires trucks to carry off his ‘ ticth hands.” Anne Austin. “em, ' SATURDAY, DECEMBER 17, 1927 . R. a single bug. It’s a great Bary © WRED COv WAS THE = y ( SHOCKS, MA, HES OST AN wrong kind of luncheon. Over-eat- ye for that dejected, toxic feeling which | of the light luncheons, literal as much energy dur- seem to interfere very much with physical or mental activities during This completed, he employed his gloved hand j / YY ge the morning. This is probably be- ‘tickle its ribs for a minute i Hy 4 cause we seem to have a good deal He then arose, carefully removed his Mi Whip of stored-up energy from she night's YY % glove, replaced it in his pocket, bowed to the “WZ west uruintel Or ions, thee lags two boys and strolled on. f "WG fast without noticing the depressing effect. But as the bodily energy ! v A Poll That Would Prove Nothing seems to be naturally lower during the afternoon, it is unwise to bur- sae , does well to drop his plan a i =i” cause of the mistaken notion that E it do the afternoon’s work. my mouth, although I You, who have been complaining | eral made the is! United States Chamber of ) | pill do_"well to try my surgestion)a plate?” ty 5 a ch- nswer: ition, or the Farm Bureau con such as a glass of orange juice,| tients who complat a combination salad, or one or two| thing, ai ry eee ait Pies ean with se to a salad. Many will find that an ex-| other tntil New York, Dec. 17.— Seesawing|clusive fruit luncheon will be quite| able to up and down Broadway, I saw|satisfactory. If fruit is taken, use| teeth. Charles Dillingham, the Broadway ee a a time, and eat as} not cig! a - much as desired. . ,Jeven those Producer, and they tell me he was! I have a special article prepared| reputations o: a kateb son... + one it Esa iE eile ee perfectly bal-|teeth properly. Don’ “Weare no tyne te lop ott wae See ee Gln fe | Sees sous pra. ag 4 i u ¥ i i annot be-construed as a re- 2 : ; oe a te i za EB EH it is well for the Country Yaad DUTCHER cause of the general lack of inter- Service Writer est in the Indians.' It will take some ’3 views on the Veterans’ cad cet aes titanate ee public pressure to abolish it. : EM itt i BE iy | Those who prey upon society must be taught|surplus question, reclamation, and numerous] The seven’ ‘Congress, however, musical comed: fits, and it ct ; that the habit of work also can be cultivated, [other subjects that affect agriculture. will be told that the Indians are still #8. + |Ghat his particular bye explor- eink acai ee aie t But the problem is not merely finding em-| But plebiscites of organization memberships | being robbed, not only cf Property Kelly credits Secretary of the In-|ing the old corners of Central Park,| “sith ex! Reece the nc peird raga! the ex: Mi re spa tears arent 4 +-» |but sometimes even of their ‘lives | terior Work with a desire to remedy | where you may find him prowling at| Whose declaration of independence Pression of that ; ployment for potential professional criminals.|on broad, general questions, matters on which|through the neglect of those who|the situation. He and Frear, an. strange hours of the da: ‘ upon ‘his ues = ei ; : . » y and night.|had amused as well as touched her, | Lee too-hand- | There are many, no doubt, who find crime pret-|every citizen has his own view, run counter to|are supposed to take care of them.| parently the only two men in the| Saw Una Munson, th. pretty lady|soring forward with irrepressible /20me face, “My only hope of hap- { erable only to common labor at low wages; who|the accepted American theory of representative | It will be told that they have also House who have made a study of the|of “Manhattan Mary," who was in| *PriM presse, Diness with Cherry, and by that I $ would go straight if their environment. and| government. been robbed of their liberty and| problem, are trving to produce a bill|a wisecracking mood and sprung |°@Serness to accept Cherry’s angry mean her happiness more than mine, + birth did no ; ; vee ‘ ‘ ‘ the right to enter productive indus-| which Work will approve-and which, one that went something like this,| invitation to dance with her. But is through my understanding of her. birth did not deny them the opportunity of mak-| For, however the Legion might vote on a] try and the pursuit of happiness. Kelly says, will begin the overthrow | “Never say dye—to a blonde” he remained standing beside the cre- I don’t love her jess because I un- H ing more than a bare living by honest labor. chet oe len late it bree prove Speen — has almost of the bureau.” . ‘ and it did seem to me she could ceaneieeraret ata ne there ‘ derstand mB Bo ien onsen) you! She's ‘ ——__. anything. e ionnaires voted three to| unanimously forgotten its original ifty years ago, Helen Hunt|have done better. . . . For instance, | nly polite regret in his voice as he & spirited ‘ needs breaking, i fats crle ‘wels chatawouidl ot eseegani Miaanithae inhabitants ‘and has left them to| Jackson wrote the story o. the white | Hortense Saunders, who writes of|answered: \ Faith, for her own good. She's bead j ats are not what they used to be. ‘They|the Country as a whole was in favor of modify- [the indian eau they haves fow|Catnicy of Disuonors™ Kale faye [peer tees Shae tutes ete | youll excise‘ f don't think‘ because oman songer that he: ss : ri Py rs » . » cre-| you'll excuse me.I don’t think I use man than % went out of fashion with stables and the advent |ing or repealing the Volstead Act. If the Le-| good friends down here who are|“But the last 50 years have been the|ated the word “booblicity” to take |shall dance this evening. I’m leav-|more dominant, loved her. \ of — pavements, Rats in the house were| gionnaires ie three = one dry, that wou!d ailing & fight oa nope sad pes ca aes = ees oe in ee, — ew dinhvtsef errs ae much | fen She'll once taken as a necessary evil, like rent and|not necessarily mean that the Country as a p Nbmegy ge ti lito hey A io een oR erage oe % oe eee really 4 taxes. Today a rat in the house is regarded as | whole was satisfied with prohibition. ol what he coneiders the real light ee anion ok ee garet MeBride pe fie ee ete. geten eyes blazed Cherry ee] ‘a feet Ti © = an impudent and unnecessary intruder. Rat| As The Journal has frequently pointed out,|of the Indians and flies into a per-|urder penalty of losing their land| prosperous ghost in New York, has| Wide. “Oh, pardon me!” she cried, r that she her- > catching has for the most part ceased to be a|there can be a real and meaningful referendum |manent rage at the injustice of it.|if| they leave land, incidentally, a new stogan, Sox Wieeida whieh) Re voles seerv wicn score: hae ee met { commercial enterprise and has been, relegated|on prohibition in any even-numbered year in mor y the Indian Bureau,| goes: “The where gentlemen /only trying pean tke Hoeihigaere fine- we = quite definitely to an amateur status. ‘ any Congressional District in the land. When- Hiei Lirsiang Cayafelly of Pitta Head 2 Benda #4 eer tines Pn ‘the way, is one of See etre ie ioe dance,” lohan =< : 4 When a rat does occasionally get into the|ever the majority of the voters want the Federal | ience when he became » member of |000 in appropriations. the strangest of Manhattan he music had started again and SES it the whip © house the householder is left to his or her own|liquor policy changed, a Congress will soon be|the House Indian Affair: commit-|| “The Bureau of Naturalization ee A Bruce Patton came tow:rd Cherry over thereby * devices to get rid of it. There are three ap-|on deck to register the Country’s views. jogos pay ae seme arelges sea pee arses Rinna ee oon Piety aire asd fe sath pod 1 » which, i when an tl ofjly 6, employes—one to every | al into his arms, but though sporting, requires no little courage and|is pretty safe to assume that the Ooratte's the Great White Father in 1927 he|eight families—has kept the Indians ae * and books that sell. . . . Nils. say that the little dacs which | _—_ ie = skill, The second is the effective though some-|wWews have not been altered. Meanwhile, polls | *Pt,‘ think of Kelly or Congress- from becoming modern Americans.|Their names appear only infre-|she tucked against he: partner's her voice what medieval practice of poisoning it. The|of every organization in the Country would be| Kelly and Frear are tightine in|bondawe and ignorance chile onan Evert in, connection with these| shoulder was quite pale with fury. was rude third is the trap. All three methods have their just 01 much waste of time, it ever the major. |the House for abolition of the In-| ing their property. It is slaying the| “Saw “Earl” Carroll, only a few| hasn't shot), Nils laughed cng alt .. drawbacks, ity of Americans shoul of prohibition, the; fureau, while at the other end life of a people. _, [months out of Atlanta where he|ous,,too. Did you notice that, she ten min- Killing a rat requires not only physical but |know well enough how to aifeck a change. y fe the reo Senator ane K.| “Our treatment of the Indians is didn’t close the doc:? She both pale- ~ moral courage. For a rat is large enough to be e _ davestiontinn of the eet ae Load salir ead neisenmr lpg And the: pil) Taga fant ae tan pe peestded pe ret ate Banesiole pet and no ‘Alene “Does Her Stuff” and Frear, incidentally, are Repub- Te panei a ‘that since his p be treated to an expert demonstra- 4 doubt woul a family pet were it not for its (Sarah Comstock in Harper’s Magazine: fans. | There were other congress- | (Copyright, 1927, rvice, Inc.) |he takes wii tion of the art of flirting, if we ‘ /- unpleasant tail and the crazy way it has of| The sensation of the season at Angelus ‘tem- men sovi Tanah Cue Toaian -Hurean pt Se of perpet-jdon't | keep our gues | resolutely i . Tunning about when it gets excited. ple was the spectacle called “Life, Death and| tration but who now support it. Justajingle tesa Faith frowned as her eye Most rat Poisons are guaranteed to kill the| Eternity,” which one member of the church de-| “I found 200,000 Indians under a ea E » _ “LE don’t pg zpdenta in a place jeonveniently distant from scribed to me as “the grandest show I ever seen, Bee alee ieee ea wet | He eakkadifordhe staal cae ; ine house, but not infrequently there are rats|Once when I was in New York I went to the! autocratic fashion,” Kell “In-| In gi . should be blind followed ‘ '~ that refuse to take the guarantee seriously.| Hippodrome, but it-wasn’t nothin’ to this.” dian property to oat of Then Micoed it Farag oy found his but ee to Be ied thee Ete abused of a slap. { + After a day or two the presence of the corpse| A huge world, presumably pasteboard, oc-|$1,600,000,000, withheld from its shoes out with fiendish accuracy. Why ores: | can be discovered without the aid of a cat. cupied the center of the stage. . The actors in| Owner® was handled by this bureau-) Were frozen to the street. do Das 18 gee: can ea) NEXT: MMe ae: Denes. te: As for the trap, most people consider the rat|the drama appeared ranged, at one side as|times diahonestly, ‘seamniguats Cork legs are so Called, not from ar Lins amma besams suddenly (Gaps i907, NEA Service, s less dangerous than setting a trap to catch it.|angels in heavenly white, on the other as sin-| “The Indian Bureau gets away] the aleslel wood te but from las lan a 1 Tne.) Setting a spring trap is as trying to the nerves|ners in purgatorial black. ® with its high-handed activities be-| their inventor, Dr. Cork. 3 anual = as loading a cannon, “Oh, the rich man wants to hold on to his : aoe pn od yen Bo } 74 i < eign P, { wealth and his fine house—he holds on mighty ag! : hes to be relgloun : i ee. Frontier Politics ‘ tight, don’t he?” ‘ latest vogue amon, the “Bo- + @ ; a. oe Oklahoma governor is in trouble. in Now, at this stage of the performance I had : f ee ae Pp t afraid to tell your age— , Oklahoma was up in arms against “Jack” |not been able to get near enough to see exact! be ddduaid Walton, who was ousted after months of tur-|what happened, ri I was obliged to — BROTHER MEMBERS OF “THE =. (Copyright, 1927, Service, Inc.) , moil. Now Governor Henry S. Johnston faces|the tragedy of Dives through the report of a OWLS CLUB! I MAKE A MoTioN in to : a threat of impeachment. As it did in the case | breathless spectator. Wat WE AS A WHOLE, PLAY THE Meh wacuaath ee F of Walton, the legislature demands his removal.|_ ‘Say, the rich man was carryin’ a big toy "a ME. No tank town : Governor Johnston taking a leaf from Walton’s| house to the door o’ Heaven—what: d’yuh know N ROLE OF SANTA CLAUS~10 So book is the armed forces of the state to|about that? An’ there was an angel stood there, DESTIIUTE FAMILY / "THEREFORE, 1 b pege Se eeiatature. a he had srand mings, a the was holdin’ the COMMISSION, EACH ONE OF You “1 > Some | rang ver made|door open. Well, the rich man he started N YetcH some BLE ART ROM ‘against the governor of a state are being aired.|step in, but he wanted to take his fine ig N He Home Gren niche 7 ‘So far Governor Johnston has the better of the| along, an’ he couldn't get it through the door. s © ADEA oor HEA 66 SHEAR? : His strongest arguments are the ma-|He tried an’ tried, but it stuck. Say, he had to FLOUR, POTATOES, EGGS, BACON, “TEA, gine guns a and bayonets of the national guard. Inave it behind, all right!” COFFEE, BUTTER, ETC. <~ AND I : . nt will any special session me by one the frivolous and the sinful w ; held. Righty guardsmen guard the slopes of|seen to pass into outer darkness, Mrs. fol sean : APPOIST Re oy AND OLSON = AS “THE itol and if the legislature meets it must|son herself enacting the idle lady of wealth who SONNE “D pasted “We MseT in the street, __ {squanders the fleeting hours over the tea table, ON “Te FAMILY “UAT We cHoose ts Southwest has much trouble with its| Incidentally she in in 9 few jazz steps : ‘ ER--AU I MAY ADD, we word. Last year the Fergusons were worry- Texas, This year Oklahoma is embroiled in frontier politics. Both states are old nors and politicians. Four years ago the|across th incident made Oklahoma a jest and a Wied teen ean notable the grand ‘climax. her poet, and per- : MONEY ComtRIBUTIONS ity. So on, to : fa) WILL BE EXCEEDINGLY Suddenly out burst a conflagration—“It was real fire,-for sure!” and far enough away from their fron-|ported—thi po! e flames world, embracing it . had lets for lower and unseea regions, the world of sanitation had vanished. And now, slowly to sleep in the|the dome, appeared w it seems the | Celestial City, sparkli one of the marveling fell rapacious! upon the ge ing with lights as it 4 al to be reached. | itself in the center just above sister. r in] lew York a barber shop porter | having seen an authen' , lew York health commissioner Bee hs cecoter (ai nese oa re ee a of a customer this |s S wil teres’ e i actually raised a few specks Liang a that, iy its Nati stucco boa zi e something drastic ee depiction & Los A mighty murmur rose; as ng the matter. up, th that her's ‘the porter’s|Foursquare Crusader (the : pave ocean) ‘over 5,300