The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, November 18, 1927, Page 4

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LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY 2yEW YORK — Fifth Ave. Bldg. a (Official City, Stat d County Newspaper) 2 It is a commonplace of banking that real pissets and collateral are not the true founda- If they were, business would} ye cramped and tied, enterprise would be hand- “uffed and new ability would go begging. For ahe real basis of business is personal credit; * Ghe reputation of the individual, built out of stig record, his capacity and character. Mi On the reputation of a man others will risk “ar more than a loan or an indorsement. twill pledge their best labors, their hopes and | futures and their own heart’s desir Men will even tives to a high cause for the sake of faith in its For it is the spirit of a man in which + ve place our trust, and serve it with loyalty -ind confidence that no lesser resources can Aions of credit. ph evee o~ 8 We build for ourselves this balance of cred- pt with our fellows out of daily deposits, large We build it out of fair dealing and Nincerity, of kindness and courtesy, of cheerful bor and willing sacrifice for things worth asset, and by it we ray command what we need of the help and Ttrength of our companions. Apiritual advantage: that it is its own teward qnd satisfaction and one which we shall carry with us into the supreme adventure of eter- It is our greates: It has also this Berlin’s Empty Cradles 8! Whenever a Frenchman contemplated his wighty neigbhor on the other side of the thine, it always gave him the shivers to think inf the low birthrate in France compared with e very high one in Germany. To this way thinking, Germany was producing three fu- ure soldiers to every one France was rearing emd the. outlook was indeed bleak. ‘& But the latest figures about Berlin, the con- ment’s biggest capital, should give French- Berlin, like all the rest of e world, is feeling the pinch of the high cost living and the scarcity of houses. wilt is that the birthrate has been steadily Not only that—the deaths have ex- In other words as one Ger- 1en héart of hope. led the births. b weekly put it: pa “If it were not for the influx of newcomers ‘om outside, Berlin would be a dying town. year would see it growing smaller and ” 8h It’s the old story repeated in Berlin as in siaris and London and New York. Life is so .ard and so strenuous in the great capitals that all families or no families are becoming the . The cities recruit their fresh population agom outside. “st ried ‘A Deteriorating Universe wij It’s @ rotten world. It’s a decadent period.| gs are not as they used to be. old customs are falling into disuse. good old privileges are being lost. no more rights at all—except to pay the %8illst_ This woman’ business has killed every- Time was when the husky, able-bodied Eng- had a perfect right to beat up his when he felt like it. er from the police or the courts. But halcyon days are over, & London porter the other evening thought indulge in the old-fashioned pastime. The te rudely arrested him. Did the court scold police and dismiss the defendant instanter? There was no “Don’t think because you have married a oman you are entitled to knock her about. fteen dollars fine or 28 days in the clink.” 'We despair for England. Her days are num- She is tottering forward to petticoat Instead of the lion and the unicorn on escutcheon; she will soon have emblazoned Deckard of gold—the lipstick and thé The Lost Sheep his advertisement appeared in one of the pal newspapers at Perry, N. Y., the other ost, strayed or stolen—a large flock of ist They have been gone for Wien last seen they were brows- along the road of indifference. Ading these sheep please bring them home if e and you will receive ample reward. If refuse to come home, drive them into the pest fold and lock the door and report to undersigned, Rev. J. B. Ennis, will be provided Sunday.” ‘8 one way of seeking the lost sheep. Was This Jealousy? Williams ruled Vermilion, 0., as may- 26 years. This fall he lost by one vote, dent of the Chamber of Commerce tak- er the reins of local government. But son Williams gives for losing his almost| actually to be feared in these European com- at berth is unique. He says: newspapers. started the most elected mayor in the coun- ing in that, too. The ‘have realized. \ THI BISMARCK ‘TRIBUNE FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 18, 1927 long Mayor Williams had been in office until). . the newspapers started calling attention to his | Mebhe the Boys Think I long incumbency. Then they may have ¢ ERTIES Sie ed asking questions, reviewing his admin tion and wondering if, after all, he really did represent the best choice they could make. Perhaps they merely decided Mayor Williams had been mayor long enough, and it was time! to give somebody else a chance. Or, they may! have thought, suddenly, that they didn’t ex-! press much originality by voting the same way | ts Still Halloween ee IS YOUR APPETITE POOR? | your eyes lose that fishy expres- Voters’ reasons for casting their ballots the You have often wondered why no| sion, and observe how your | way they > nev m—for sure. | \ y cook seems able to prepare food as ins its usual pink color. | way they do are never known—for sure. i 3 \ ‘ tasty as ‘after tse to make re; le stead hat you ‘il fast | Peace is also that interval in which rear ad- ; r \ to "he ge Ohad The most elaborate A a chy n ‘food. mirals and major generals find themselves oc-| ° — course dinner seems tasteless to s0|cupying a new desk suddenly because they re- 4 » and every dish is unpalatable Dr. McCoy will gladly answer leased their c iques through th ‘iy aA dee ae al questions on health and leased their communiques throug! ie maga- ‘ \ \ \ Why does the modern cook seem|| Berson ~ vel re on ~ zines and newspapers. unable to tickle your palate with ap- Fob e bora | petizing oes es i ton be e Encloee ‘a. stamped addressed command al e scientific juip- be ment that Mother never ven envelope for reply. dreamed of? What was the magic L that Mother used which made you| When the sight o: a stale crust of ; : /, smack your is after every taste! bread makes your mouth water ygu A Spy-Hunt in the Library v ( y, r of plain food which she pre-| will again know what real hunger (Minneapolis Journal) ) J } Cl ( be oc means, and Mother’s food will thrill On top of his attempted political censorship j Wy } [ siete obama tie nce ae you once, agains as it did when you of public school textbooks, Big Bill Thompson, / ’ y \ ‘ f back home and eat one of the same Chicago’s outlandish mayor, now piles an at- \ in i : Se page meals od ae oe agg political censorship of public library Gys d Y Yp-P = wl scom, taletens "end Gia ; Se f | = i- evelyn i E anes ( tuenta with witch you fievor 1 wil Any time a baby’s legs Out of that city’s library, if the mayor has , Sot peat tt PA te sout “Atl cramp or begin to draw back it is —|his way, will be cast every work on history = 4 first, you will a yoiureel if: “Has| liable to be a symptom ‘of some that may be suspected of enlisting the casual y : Mother lost her ability to make| dangerous :pinal irritation, such as reader’s sympathy for Great Britain. And ee ae As the light ane ae = ett inal with the judging done under the orders and y A WY reason illuminates your mind, baby tFould be imm aymptona direction of a man who pretends to see a Brit- ly, i Leif stoped Ara pooh oes | od te your doctor, who eal beat tail ish spy in git about Se aa and woman prepared, but in you, yourself. The yee odo. eee Will you y speaks r english! . = Id hi fe sf is ; jusstion: H. 8. ieee 101 who sp: ns sa broken Eng] is ; " Sree ae pd aeauits gone; plants ‘tell ‘nie what tos, if cay, But why confine the poison-hunt solely to Zhanged your natural hunger to| contain iodine?” works on history? Aus ue go the whole 4 . such an extent that only queer- Anewrer aoe following g foods route? Tennyson, as Poet Laureate, wrote , tasting food seems appetizing to| contain largest mot 0} much that tended to exalt the British nation j ' ou. bens of your ee _ Hy Pay vesns, erenocnn, and the British crown, Therefore, throw out nents that siaiple food tastes flac| carrots. strawberries, shrimp and | m PI all of Tennyson. Throw out the history-plays and insipid—even sickening and of-| other shell fish. of Shakespeare that make heroes of Britons. é fensive. : iaQuesticn: Mrs, M. G. G. writes: And throw out Bobby Burns, for did he not The truth is that you haven’t| ‘Mv brother has been ill with heart vite: been really hungry for years. Your| trouble for nearly @ year—leaky me : § se over 80 per cent of total fed- ero Me Ngati Hit es cml ties ie bat he bas: ir nsisted i sion il o Britain tru, WASLIINGTON 6 itRSS SS Se) Sis Sar ts, satires DASE SOP Watants See mong oursel’s united; f “The amounts spent by this gov-| more’ than your body could ap-| from fn osteopath, and his improve- For never but by British hands ernment in aid of agriculture and progriats’ tole ied: You have neg.| ment las been very slow, Would BES AL oei Ba Aa j l / I I I R ob byt ee giieie is gated ef-! up this excess nourishment and it! through as rapidly as any other To the ash-can with Thomas Campbell, for pated with out Heder ahd neha inten in Cap a cal body, mak- form of Pe aaa aes daring to say, “Britannia needs no bulwark!” BY RODNEY DUTCHER note bi in ‘th few| national defense. zs af x be d of heart trouble as lon, Ancall those poems by Robert Browning, they NEA Service Writer years probably qoilld (force, caste fo weit to tine Back teat Levees 5 business, for science, education, bet-| jected to exercise sufficiently to use| not such treatment force the blood “This will be the inevitable sttua-| normal hunger you enjoyed when) as he uss the “complete rest’ must go to the bonfire, for among them are| Washingtun, Nov. 18.—(@)—Arm-| pay large sums on debts and other| tion as long as war is the method zou wire a child you wil have to| treatment. C teopath treatments such treason-breeding utterances as, “Oh, to| istice Day found numerous speak-| martial obligations until well after| of settling international ‘disputes.| Start training for it at once. Give| will surely be helpful to him, but he ee > ers dilating on the glories of war,| the year 2000. These facts should be faced square- dead it} must up and walk around sev- be in England, now that April’s there.” but few bothered to mention the| Since 1920, the annual debt re-| ly by those who clamor for reduced racall rhe ping ntew Says Tast| eral sites dai)~ in order to Did Thompson, as Chicago’s war mayor,| expense. ductions have gone up and down| government expenditures and at the/ drink plenty of water, if you are| lv exercise the heart muscles. His Pi in i The merest glance at the federal] from year to year. The figure paid| same time oppose the world’s ef-| Jiminate all food of eumua ihe se apigron Host poo tags A government's expenditures reveals| exceeded a billion dollars-in 1020, | forts to devise rational methods for! rae” dutrittiea eat fecreast ‘ x that war is far and away our most/ 1922, 1924 and 1927. -In 1921 it was| dealing with. international ques- unge. reas: . Take | readers in sympathy with Germany, then an| costly luxury. Obviously, the great- $321,000,000, in 1923 614,000,000, tions.” = of aera daily, and! bed, enemy country?" He did not. So, when he ee ett the eee en eed i ‘a Pea oe and in 1926 clean the intestines with enemas of and the walking increased each ‘da: is . A ‘ compiled from the casualty lists, ; ‘in. water. Watch tl p come| in order lop strengtl seteteoe Prag geet aren Pttggors but it has been over for nine years The annral interest charge, which IN NEW YORK a Pe your step! Look’ into the|-which is needed to overcome any ‘ s 1» and the American people are still! ate up approximately one-sixth the ing to see how| heart derangement. Byron’s Don Juan, at least down to and through] paying out more than 75 per cent of| national McKie at Mee last year’s ©) mirror ech _morning | ~ the passage: all the money that comes in and! sum of $787,000,000, has dropped| New York, Nov. 18.—New slang is fseeahacti tet i I cl trehliblns ctr . goes out of the treasury to defray| from more than a billion dollars in|C°ined by the minute and hour, but 7 Oh, for a forty-parson power to chant the direct cost of that war and of| the years 1020 and 1923. galy the most pleturesque and color- IN ang. Thy praise, Hypocrisy! Oh, for a hymn preparedness for the next. eee Broadway and the show-world is, Ame Aus om Loud as the virtues thou dost loudly vaunt, pus War and Navy department ap-|perhaps, the largest mint of argot seacavi te The treasury collected more than] propriations reached their present Not practice. four billion dollars in the fiscal peacetime Tevel in. 1924, but they |tratcomes into general use, though! pigs and Joy were giggling over| “Won't, you nad: beeietiauerr read Bill Thompson preaching patriotism? Bill] {ee bine formar baile aed. thu| Tebresented a terrific gouge at the! guage” all its own, a great deal of|some, kitchen-shared secret when Cherry burst out. at ouPy ou ‘ ry o “ 7 ree billions for war bills an ie |} nati ocketbvoo! lor two or i bo a Thompson protecting Chicago against foreign| national defense. ‘The figures for| three "yars after the armistice, In| “Rich bas reached polite society. | |they appeared in the archway be-!have been to school, haven’ you?” : i ‘i f From ld came such|tween dining room and living room, . s! i 1928 will show no great divergence. | 1920, ny and navy expenditures « ne ‘i | “Oh;” Rhoda’s right hand flew to peel Sas ueee Receipts were $4,129,394.000, ‘The | were $2.347,000,000 and. in 1921 |prpremsians a8 cin heck,’ “the Bit! but almost instantly the girl’s soft, |her throat, as if to choke back her surplus was $635,000,000 and that. $1,752,000000, as compared with ” sweet laughter was extinguished, | anger and tears. “Yes, Miss Cherry. An Ex-Emperor’s ‘Last Carrot’ was applied to debt reduction, mak-| $832,000,000 in 1922 and $680,000,-| "Various authorities on such mat-|/ike ®, phonograph record, suddenly [I've been to school, through the (New York World) ing a total direct war and defense! 000 last year. ters supply me with a few choice| ‘Ut, off. Joy tugged - i a eighth grade. My mamma died then, intervi i vester Vier-| outlay of $3,165,000,000. The Veterans’ Bureau expendi-|new ones, fresh from. th | still giggling uncontrollably, but/ like I told you, and I stayed home In an interview, with George Sylvester Vier-| "np? money was split up as fol-| tures’ whick include those for hoes iii: ‘ook her head impatiently, |to keep house for Pop—I mean, my eck, printed in Liberty, Wilhelm Hohenzollern, | jows: i pitalization, insurance, vocational! “Goulash” is misinformation. A|the look of intense listentey deepen-|father and Nils. I know how to formerly German war lord, tells why Germany| Debt retirement ....$1,156,000,000| training and other benefit@ for ex- “guinea football” is aS beanbe “On on her plump, pretty face. e speak correct—I mean, correctly, but lost the war: Interest on debt .... 787,000,000! service men, have averaged more|the heavy” is a hold-up. “Hip Gee” ‘aith watched her, saw that she|T’ve sorta got in the habit of talk- Army and navy .... 680,000,000) tha $400,000,000 a year since 1922,|is “wise money.” The “ice box” is|"@d been struck dumb by the music| ing like that, living on the farm Because we did not obey Ged in all | Veterans’ Bureau 391,000,000 | reaching a peak of $462,000,000 for] solitary confinement and a “wop” is|{To™ Spr riecyg en bir Soprano, | away from Rpt aul all, Tl things; because we hesitated to bear the | Pensions .-........+ 224,000,000) 1923, . a sentence of less than 9 month. To peoemeastoe 2 Laurie,” ey oe try to speak more correctly.’ ee ‘ > " ns Seventy million dollars should be; “Pensions expenditures have re-|“clip” is to kill and a “keyster” is a singing urie,” each note ‘All of us, make grammai Worst; because we refused in the end to | deducted from the army appropria-| mained about the same. suitease that can easily be picked |Soming pure, rounded, pearly«per-|errors, Rhoda,” Faith tried to take face all risks in preserving faith! The | tion in figuring the total war bur-| Secretary of the Treasury Mellon up. fect, as if the singer heed in the|the sting out* of Cherry's words. German people performed miracles of en- | den, to approximate the amount! js understood to have compiled an eee Powed nh ae Gola repr be Aue pene beer you sing. Please, durance, but at the lasti they failed. The | §Pent on rivers and harbors, Son call be tneleded. in| gee earane, Slang also has, under ‘ail the girl's eweet-|' ‘The lovely notes of the famous supreme miracle can be accomplished only For various reasons, the burden| his annual z2port for 1926-27, to be|" The blonde who waits on me. at|Hes® there came a look of ecstasy, | soprano were still pouring into the by faith. We should have fought to the | will not soon be lightened appre-| sent to Congress next month. Childs tells me that the “crushes| ‘he like of which Faith had never |room, like pearls of sound. Rhoda’s ss i : “ ciably, These reasons include the seen in her eyes before. Bob, who|eyes again assumed that look of varyilast canal, ihe very last man, the last likelihood that European nations, f-his report for 1925, Mellon went: and was, ai Tenia, at = the feeeatl satening Dero praetor] SRMUEEOR, will eventually pay no more than| out of his way to point out the i poached | couch, eee ied ence 4 slowly, like a toward The ex-emperor is a pretty one to talk about] 9, fraction of their debts to us and cnormous cost of war. e eed eek oe Sete cateen omen the fact that disarmament confer-| «w) ile it is not possible to seg-| wh hand went out and cupped over fighting to the last carrot! The German peo-| ences have failed and that even now te rely expenditures which Faith’s, squeezing it hard to callher|head, her full young bosom rising ple had indeed performed “miracles of endur-| large aprrepriations for new cruis- meht. fail, in abla category,” bel aatt meaning ‘attention to the mipacl hich on great intake of breath, | She ance.” They had sorrowed over their’ losses| ets are being demanded in Con-| said, “if we add to the disburse- eg girl's | waited for a ar ye then, in the and mumbled their black bread patiently | SteS%, There may never be any nents fee. DaUEE et Srna pene on ae besath cciedbesmeen, uae tah ther en ee ta ta song, F ' | e debt, War, ‘, j enough. It was their leader, their emperor-| 1927 and 1928. which means that Veterans’ Bureau, and pensions, become “‘retined like.” lips ike, muted accompani-| the first note blending with the note king, who by his midnight departure for Hol- while, a few hundred 1 millions less other extznordinay expenditures:) They must eall ham and eggs by vee ly Faith remembered Bob’s pen baie ane Si issis in future years wil tal a st compensation al name. 5 spa gaa See canine SE eeluaaieniiae: Se the taxpayers and applied to the AG increased outlays by the treas-| Whatever the temptation they no about Rhoda: “Lord,|“—And for bon-nee Anni maid _ Wilhelm had plenty of carrots. He had ca- ae) viare and champagne. He had abundance while war debt, neither the war debt it- the expenditures which arejlonger can for a “graveyard self nor the enormous __ interest directly or indirectly attributable to] stew,” when they mean toast; |ever get & once 5 that?” wes charge can be radically reduced. | war and the national defense com-|“clean up the kitchen” when hash eh ome in daasle. a I t. Excitement 'enriched her own his people starved. He had millions in the voice as she called to Rhoda: % ice was midst of beggary. 3 He had six tall sons, care- ‘ainn’ on os ea oth Roda t Em on ene, me pereecy, : fully protected during a time when grass grew Color flooded Rhoda’s plump face,| the radio. It was almost impossible neo ae aoe: EAYS For him, now, to oe cree Tierra. 3 win Cont abi, oo lore ey en Hee in. n ante face pers gle tor ene 0 HARR-RUME $ “EGAD, WHERE MGILLMAN (S LAID UP Witd B “y lak Sah a pets but T can - “What ‘a voice!” But indecent than might have been expected. 1S OFFICER GILLMAN, AND A BADCOLD WHS ENE - oo. his won’s were scoresly wore than ‘in, bhi rhisper, so that the of mel- FROM PEEKIN’ THR TH” a‘ Scant ek itn AN ALLEGED Cheep capi SREAKEASY == AN! SAV Riodss sini” “net WHY ARENT You oT on DUTY 2—- GREAT CAESAR, | CRIME 1S RUNNING RAMPANT IN “THIS. LOCALITY ! ~~ Laps A Challenge , (Philadelphia Public-Ledger) Jt is a truism that the giant industrial com- binations being formed in Europe are designed i CAP, THAT CONGRATULATION. ¢ for purbeges af pamaeiagion Lie American in- ARE RIDING THE SIDEWALKs |\ BOUQUET ON YouUR DESK pti Viowmilt fe pieced: f BARBS ustry. The steel cartel, TH we SEAT BODY ~ industries of France, Gerrans pt ter oe ¥ BICYCLES, AUTOS ARE WAS BY SOME with the latest efficiency This country seems to be full of PARKED NEAR TIRE PLUGs, : i \ dignified, self-contained politicians AND ON MY WAY HERE LT es See nate tact fb pre es tinental countries, has been in operation for some time. A chemical tryst, in which Brit- § Broadway’ dency unless they ish, French and German combinations will par- SAU A VENDER OF ROASTED, ‘ been sung [bpeaeshers of cane Oh, what py pa ticipate, is due to begin functioning next CHESTAUTS = nothing of the think. such a8 this. | november, be Arctic son ay month. ~ There will be others as time goes on. “a ee oe - Co Oe a pecs oe acute This challenge to American industrial pri-| - F on fhe and tains’ signs at A headline says: California Girl macy is a natural one. Europe has been told j 4 Runs 26 bag But the story again and again that it must “get together” . S ht ides may be gained cut Lidl > eee o ccaty ais mivice es aueant to Re faken oe : by] 2 At oa eM er] oie Valea politically. But the struggle for industri y } i ’ 1 Broadway 3 peared e eaven corpespondient survival is scarcely secondary. : ; euncing th evcurrent titra: caries Brees Bee a mae Whether European organizers are going f : ‘ anual pore Lon Chaney, aah TAGE about it in the correct manner must for some : $125,000. yee time remain an unanswered question. \They ‘The ro Thy is f+ Oia 709, never see. tn may be taking too much for granted that the ae ae prize one ee secret of American success lies wholly in mere - lt Bad organization. That is only part of it. At the F A woman is fi ivorce basis of the whole structure is the fact that, in \ 2 / : t the further inf paaet bor sal pa > i a America, machinery and labor are geared for| | i actual: eat play ‘bridge’ tly greater productivity per unit.than anywhere = win, ~ else on earth. Europe, in-practice, has never : : (Copyright 1927, Service, dug down to this fundamental. | : th nse ~~ for the United States, there is nothing binations. They will mean keener competition. That was bound to come from European indus- try with its back to the wall. But there is nathing in the challenge that cannot be met| | “2am. VELLUM “TH sci | gu af yachts hey eedyet on, squarely and intelligently. And that is — mo ‘Ua St England.” Baye, “Bpainy eet finds ite 4