The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, November 16, 1927, Page 4

Ah te eo tia ee ten Ce WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 16, 1927 pendent Newspaper THE STATE’S OLDEST NEWSPAPER “(Established 1873) ve the Bismarck Tribune Company, .. and entered at the postoffice at as second class mail matter. eorge D. President and Publisher Subscription Rates Payable In Advance tally by carrier, per year .......ssssoveeee ‘ally by mai), per year, (in Bismarck) .. taily by mail, per ‘year, (in state outside Bismarck) ‘ally by mail, outside of North D: The Bismarck Tribune : An Inde Pub! ismarck, N. Yeekly by mail, in state, per year ..... Teekly by mail, in state, three years for. Teekly by mail, outside of North Dak year Seen ee at tent teeeeeees sooe 1,60 Member Audit Bureau of Circulation Member of The Associated Press The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the se for republication of all news dispatches credited to or not otherwise credited in this paper, and also the cal news of spontaneous origin published herein. All ghts of republication of all other matter herein are so reserved, Foreign Representatives G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY SHICAGO ower Bldg. PAYNE, BURNS & SMITH EW YORK - : : Fifth Ave. Bldg. (Official City, State and County Newspaper) OG aco Allactahlad tat det tee Beauty, Brains and Babies ‘A sociologist claims to have figures proving iat all the beautiful and intelligent girls are ding to college and leaving their less beauti- il and less intelligent sisters at home to marry id rear children. : Of course his discovery is causing the scien- st no little concern over the future of the ice. He fears the American a generation or vo hence will lack both beauty and brains un- ss matrimony and motherhood attract more this generation’s beauty and brains. Naturally the college girl feels greatly flat- red by this scientific discovery, but one’s ad- DETROIT Kresge Bldg. per? What is more of a necessity than trans- portation of men and goods? Is it not a fact increasingly evident that, between many points, the motor vehicle is the only available transportation? Without the automobile how would the world go on? Ten years ago Secretary Mellon’s reasoning would have had some pertinency. But ten years is a long time. Thought, argument, ideas that are dead are—dead. As to death, there are no differences of degree or time. The alive or any the less dead than the man or thing that passed a thousand years ago. |_ We get to an incontrovertible conclusion: Mr. Mellon is growing old. $7.20 n .20|man or thing that passed yesterday is no more i 0 A Vast Coal Reserve Government geologists, who have been meas- uring Wyoming’s coal resources, announce that in one field, the Gillette, there are more than 14,000,000,000 tons in workable seams. That is almost as much coal as has been mined in the United States to date from all mines, a total of about 17,800,000,000 tons. Over this vast coal domain are scattered here and there several country mines and “prospects” from which small quantities of {coal have been taken for domestic use. Ranch- ers mine their own coal from the nearest out- crops, which usually are bluffs along some stream where the weathered coal is kept j washed away by freshets. i All points in the Gillette field are within 60 miles of the nearest railroad shipping points, railroads running to the north and south of the field. Railroads have been using this coal, which is of low sub-bituminous rank, of a class often referred to as black lignite, and burns readily. _A considerable part of the coal in the Gillette field is owned by the United States and is sub- ject to development under government lease. After the fields now being exploited have been exhausted, there will be a rush to this huge untapped coal resource. With talk of diminishing United States resources a general thing today, knowledge of this vast tract comes ce to the scientist is, if he would avoid bodily, #5 4stonishing information. arm, to travel incognito when he mingles . nong non-college women. Perhaps he is igno- mt of the phrase, “beautiful but dumb,” and American Magic Suppose you had walked downtown one day * the industrial and business girl’s claim that |in 1914 with $68 in your pocket, dropped in at 1e has more than half of the world’s béauty _ad that what she may lack in book learning ;1e makes up in practical knowledge. . Personal offense might also be taken to the cape proclamation by no small number nds and hope-to-be-husbands who have :yund their mates or prospective mates off the * hus! ; umpus, tris’ dormitory. ‘hon the mothers and fathers of today. j ‘irene ' In Mediaeval Rumania ‘sRumania is enacting a page out of an ancient iok these days, *'A more careful observer could readily come “ the conclusion that the women of beauty are "yout evenly distributed among the college, the .ctory, the office‘and the home, and that fem- j ‘ine intellectuality is not monopolized by the ' Although a slight exaggeration, the sociol- {sist’s point is qwell taken if it was his pur- 198e to convey the thought that posterity must ‘ypend for its physical mental superiority your broker's office and bought a share of Gencral Motors stock. Today your $68 would be represented by 42 shares worth nearly $6600. If you had done that, to your-income this year would be added $300 or thereabouts, your share of the $553 the stock would earn, Confidence in the future of American indus- try is a fine thing to have—coupled with prac- tical wisdom. e Cheerful gs (St. Paul Disatch) Business is good in North Dakota, better than it has been for years. That is the only conclusion possible from the report published by the Greater North Dakota association this month. It shows that tax collections for the first nine months of the year are 15 per cent greater than for the same period in 1926; that and the spectacle is interest-|in some counties the increase has been as high 1@_ to watch. But there is one phase of the/as 150 per cent; that debts are being paid off, ¢ ediaeval drama that is especially interesting} as for instance in Burleigh county, where seed §1that is censorship. loans totaling $85,000 made last spring are ‘At the same time that a drastic censorship} already 90 per cent paid ta the county treas- a1 news going out of Rumania and printed in|urer; that while there has been a lower price 4amania was imposed, parliament passed a law/on hogs the increase in cattle prices more than 1 «the throne. 22 We, who go to the polls over here and elect hhomever we choose, cannot grasp the full sig- fiicance of living in a country like that. Let mewspaper over there express preference for . since Carol, and the editor can prepare to go The people in pow- supposed to know what is cod for all the rest of those who live in that ¢ jail as he to press. Vin Rumania ate Juntry. te in America. on of a political candida ‘untry, after all # It Is All One Big Question the middle cludes much of the south and southwest. gw lives precar: extinction by the Colorado river. Lakes section. New England disaster therefore not only : sharpen interest in the flood relief pro- i gals nsolidate all the factional, partisan and sec- 4 groups in congress in behalf of a thor- broad and comprehensive handling of control problems. ; l of the Mississippi river, the father xwaters, is the parent question. But this is- oS ati Aaa not sectional, not political. It f 4 8 What Is a Luxury? world moves so rapidly that old mean- old standards, old interpretations go in- discard. Old people must be careful or yy go there; too, } crets Mellon’s extraordinary musings | the automobile tax provoke an examina- Mpte. dete Hig og of the ed <Th Jux- shoes with ing, a ut would be equivalent to forbidding discus. n tme ways, the United States isn’t such a bad Whe New England floods may serve one good the Mississippi valley embraces the whole west and the central states. It tt threat of flood is not new to the gcky mountain and Pacific coast regions. The } Valley in southern California, one of richest agritultural districts in the world, iously on under the menace ‘sThe good and the harm that water may do— ie blessings it may confer or the evils it may form a story well understood in the to be laid before congress, but should|: t escribing five to ten year sentences for any-|balances it; that there has been more orderly le who discusses the question of succession} marketing of farm products, with discriminat- ing selling on the high spots; that the farm revenue from turkeys alone this year will be close to $3,000,000, and that, poultry produc- tion this year exceeds that of 1926 from 15 to 20 per cent; and finally that the number of farm bankruptcies has been half those in 1923 and delinquent taxes just half as great as in that year. There is half a foot of snow this week in the buy, the towns and cities of the state present a brisk appearance, differing little from the good times of ten years ago. British Propaganda (London Evening Standard) England, it is held, has never forgotten or forgiven the loss of her colonies in the eigh- teenth century; even now, after the lapse of a century and a half, she is still plotting to re- cover them. Only one man, it seems, stands between her and her fell design, and ‘that is the mayor of Chicago. This gentleman, how- ever, is resolved that Americans never, never shall be British subjects, and, by way of be- ginning, he intends to get rid of Mr. McAn- drew. Now, to us here all this seems rather like a nightmare. If there is an Englishman.who looks at the map and feels melancholy because the whole of the North American continent is not colored red, he is highly exceptional, and he is not very vocal. There are, to be sure, some who still dream of reunion in the shape of closer relations with the United States than with any other foreign country. Gréat play has been made in the Chicago controversy with a will made by Rhodes in his early days. f Perhaps the most serious complaint that America could make against us would be that we do not take enough interest in her and her affairs and life in general. But, if we are ig- norant of the Americans we must remember that they are ignorant of us, and that igno- derstandings but also the most fantastic leg- ends can flourish freely. There are probably but few persons in the oughly share the beliefs which the mayor of Chicago professes to hold. But there are many whg honestly think that we still cherish re- ent against them on account of their lib- It is not unnatural that this should be Feeling did run strong during the war of independence, and it is duly chronicled in the histories which are used in American schools. But histories do not, hardly could, record the disappearance of this feeling, and the average who does not know England or the yout ot impression that state, but with good roads and necessities to|the M rance is a fertile soil in which not only misun-]}. | le : | Gobble, Gobble, Gobb! | not In yesterday's article I explained an Ge eee ae ion is e Eons for weeks in order to cleanse the intestines of any accue mulated feces and to keep the mem- ~ |branes clean so as to bring about a cure of colitis or any inflammatory condition which may exist. The next thing to consider is the need for more vigorous exercise. Daily exercise should be taken, cov- ering several miles each day, start- ing, of course, with a short distance and gradually intreasing the dis- shocld'be spect every day in taking shou! spent every day ing these walks. i The principal thing to remember in the diet for constipation is to eat Yin the cooked tity of bulk and roughage uant and rot bet at material to fil e | nursing baby Pietra thin aad encourage peristaltic] Answer: It is not wise for movements. ee ee to cut down slightly on the foods 6f a high cal- oric value, such as the starches and proteins, and to ug two or three times as much of the green, vege- tables. do not contain exactly of food material as these substitutes are in ni ferior in quality or wi For instance, o! bch ler Ange st com! animal fat. The nut good substitutes also, the ters being made from or een nuts, or from, nuts. carefully at first so as ‘not ice too much soreness of the minal muscles, These exercises should take from 10 to 20 minutes. The time does not need to be in-, creased, but the can be stripe and, as he passed ‘under the|t#ken more vigorously as the mus- bright lights of a movie palace, he!” “After four or five weeks of the revealed a pair of striped spats. His | regime with walking, exercising, an: collapsible evéning hat perched at ajeating more greens, it is then al jaunty angle. right to try the experiment of wait What was even more peculiar, the} ing for the bowels to move voluntar-] Answer: The formation of water well built, handsome young. manjily. At first, discontinue the ene-|on the knee does not usi cause didn’t seem to be.going anywhere in|mas for at least two days, as the oa Maybe your trou! ¢ ticular. He would walk down thejcolon must fill up sufficiently be-|form of rheumatism. means lock to Forty-third street and|fore enough feces can reach the reo | have an X-ra: made of around the corners into the busy/tum to ites ane out what is caus- theatre belt. Then he would stroll|If the two|i-s the trouble. I cannot very well back, as if looking for someone. He | days, then wait|suggest a cure without seemed not to notice that he was|again for two days. more about your case. Berar Forges tae ia et, if his ri not, already the crowd his WASHINGTON LETTER , BY RODNEY DUTCHER to pay good money for his forecasts. NEA Service Writer é cadet | eet sits been Faalati 5 lown and writes retary of Agri- Washington, Nov. 16—Aside from culture Jardine, charging that the those up for reelection, there are in Weithir Bureau. tas “attenipted to these days two main groups of wor- cover up the facts of we ther con- ried politicians. The first one, by ditions predicted by Brown long far the largest, includes these whol} erorchand. He deims, for in: r ; 4 beet are ee ae stance, that last August: was the velop into successful band wagons. (coldest, August ever ecorded and|caught the eyes of ¢ The second consists of certain poli. | that ihe Bureau tried to obscure eccentric behavior could not have ticians who are afraid of losing con-|*hat fact in its bulletins. failed him. Every few steps he trol in their home states in case would stop and open his coat, re- certain candidgtes are nominated. valine a glistening white shirt Li ROLY of these esl te is the Sa avat hiskaee3in: i "T x i i rt} Suddenly, as s fell over ? ri but the first is hardest on the Re: srects ta mystery was solved. Ser, epee Aptis Nine dining | died last winter of pneu: ie os the one giving This ao ospnas was noth- ora pi eee while ee to the most er to some Democrats i: sore c. less a new electric wing chair : They all know that those who give i and it was Joy who first noted the band wagon its, fi-ss pushes, when momentum is “needed most, advise a cure for this.”, roduce a normal movement, move in and Business men and civic leaders in communities which have army posts within their limits or adja- cent are in some instances helping |; out the army in its tion for begter housing and for permanent improvements. és in Newport News, for instance, the Newport News Cha: “Yes, sir,” Rhoda answered eag- Hope “Pop—my father, od act that the new sign. i ‘ the, ‘When he threw back-his coat -elec- ae z mber ofl trie lights, hidden just behind the how will be rewarded with w'xces near | Commerce, the Virginis State Cham- | shirt, ed on and there aj place know how to cook s0 ” she the driver's seat ‘when the time |Per of Commerce and other organ-|3 sign reading Gentlemen Banske added sap To 19a comes to dish out the various| izations have espoused the cause| Biank’s Cigars.” “You lived on @ farm?” Bob A of Fort Abraham Eustis, a railway delicatessen artillery post garrisoned by 1,800 men. Housing conditions there are said to be not so ood. Like “other congressmen from districts wl contain army posts, Representa’ ‘ve 3. O. Bland is trymg t. get appropriations for Eustis. A senti: 2 ‘ which proba- Thir last word in sartorial ele-| “Joy!” Bob broke in swiftly, gance was nothing more than} loudly. “Go right back to sour an elegant mening me lt room and comb. hair. It’s se. 8 : strange that you have to be re- A few other Broadway oddities} minded before every meal.” week ... The - y ‘cun: “Attaboy, Bob! Tear into her! ning blonde “kootch” dancer Peg ‘Tex Assert yourself! 1” Cherry applaud- Guinan’s new piace, x Then her eyes bly is echoed elsewhere by those cavorta.and table. PeWell, for heaven's sake! 0 fear loss of posts to their com- up and cown on neck. » sitting at the munities i. that of Mayor T. B. up and cow E; ponaed uae bed » eget ola _ like, I from + B.l but completes costume. . . Eye- lo: you mean—?” | city was so I run away Jones of Newport News, who says:|ing ft closely I notice that it is w before Cherry had an op-|‘‘ie farm and come here to live with ‘I am informed that some of our rosary. to finish her indignant mother’s sister, army posts will be abandoned) “ard there’s the little blonde cig- . aret maker who has been in the show rmy sentence Bob had sprung from his She died last week, and within th. next few years and it “ 4 , stands to reason that when the time swab look the wegina te toe seat and was striding toward her,| didn’t know what to do— 'a the persisted gently. “Oh. yes, sir!” Rhoda assented, but her ‘turquoise eyes clouded a . “We have a big farm in Min- nesote. but it got awful lonesome for me, and when Pop's sister, my Aunt Hulda, ¢: to live with Nils and me and "t let me have my own way. in the kitchen dissatisfied. ~*wavs wanted to see what a big brands ~of political which make the game attractiv. Terrifying nightmares ai some Democratic bosses, senators and congressmen who fear that the nomination of Al Smith would turn congressional and other seats in’ their states over _ t! : Republicans next Novembe.. There are several such states. and the most prominent example is that of North Carolina, where Scztor Simmons fears damag: to his well-oiled machine in case of Smith’s nomination and hence is working a: t Al for all he is worth. This would be a iig year for floods, predicted Mr. Herbert Janvrin Browne, the long distance weather forecaster, among the other predictions, and now the New Eng- land flood has gone into 1927 his- tory along with the vaster floods in i sippi valley. Be ali of Browne's preuictions| ©: have come true but he was dead right in forecasting that this would be a heck of a year in so far ag weather was concerned. Besi the floods, there have been quite a few tornadoes—“my tot joes,” as Browne could call them — and in many sections. folks are still talk- ing about the cold summer they had. The Weather Bureau con- tinues to sneer at Browne, but hard-headed business ren and some agricultural organizations continue iy his face grim, his blue eyes flash-| “And your brother’ Nils?” comes to select ‘those whick are to/1i,. wax dummy. ... There ing a warning which served to| probed, still in 9 gentle, considera’ be abandoned, *"e government ‘is|«pronch table d’hote” cafe on F el check ile slsteriad P onal a ; : law until he] voice. let out into going to select tho.e on which there cighth street where the entree you mg i tig reache] her side and drew her] the ‘world alone? sre the fewest permanen: improve-| spaghetti andthe main dish is Phila forcibly out into the ball, closing after the two of them Wh t Bob said to Cherry Faith rege not imagine, but eahin site sulky and rebellious, one of her ‘Little| small, perfectly kept hands rub! ‘aad 5 (1 "t know,” Rhoda fal- tered, answering his last first. “He was al her I said I wan! your aunt is ments.’ “yy delphia chicken. . . Ni Finall; f IN NEW YorK |{\: who have played ‘Hamlet’ and ac- New York, Nov. 16.—Just another 4 have played little tale which proves that you never can tell—af least on Broad- way. y few nights ago there appeared at the corner of Forty-second street @ young fellow dressed in evening clothes that were the last word in swank. He was sartorial fection. His arenins, coat had a flare to it that would have aroused the envy even of Mayor Jimmy Walker. The trousers revealed a new and nifty low I ask you? tresses who GILBERT SWAN, he didn’t want ‘me to go to (Copyright 1927, NEA Service, Inc.) " ‘woman's is “But she -would have, bread, she eurtly, her golden eyes raking the} mad. fire that should’ have oe hed A silk hat perched upon his head, | Rhoda’s creamy, pink - flushed Re geryged it looked acy . flock oungsters spied - ” Now its lying in the street.” | Bob cncouraged the "girl, Mra.| - Hathaway tells me you're from Minnesota. Os Are you an o-phan?” OUR BOARDING HOUSE By Ahern ‘ ‘BOTH OF Nos HEELS = NYY Lis’EN FAT!’ WN It’s better to stop for a minute at a railroad Sy fe WHY, WE ELEereD) barricade, vig, 1907, NEA Service i Gel o viseuise Vserr Nuts taLicinie oot Rent aaron Yous 2 pins come uc ith (Cove, et RA Sei ne) AS GOPHERS AN’ HIDE | OF BIG FUMBLE fe Thought OUT FOR - SIX MONTHS f= : = SPECIALTY 1s When Sprine beings Deck bles da EATING Nowe AN? aa " BY-TH? WAY, ue. ’ «Nou THOUGHT YoU WERE CLOWNING “TH” MASOR BY GETTING HIM-To RUN AGAINST A WAX DUMMY ToR Justice oat AN’ NOW THAT HE Won, “TH” LAUGH Is ON Vou LIKE . For the wages of sin is death.— God knows *twere better to be deep |@omens 6:23.) | | ‘i pw ves Noa ade Where hare Lave" tebe Joa out in” bitsotul|_ 2 vem Lanes ” a bs without sin.—Seneca, TH” EUROPEAN DEBT! : breath, . ; eel CALLING PFA74 OME OUT AS A ' goucn ited States who thor-|° Wilbur might have uit Eva’.” her shoulder tfull: farm! but —