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PAYNE, RURNS & SMITH YEW YORK : : - Fifth Ave. Bldg. | (Official City, State and County Newspaper) The Day Is Near Aha! Treachery in our midst! 5 Mayor William Hale Thompson of Chicago, he noble Don Quixote of modern days, has ust found another windmill at which to tilt tis lance. He is in the throes of a battle with he Chicago public schools, whose teachers! each pro-British propaganda and keep loaded | annons behind their desks in preparation for he day when England will reannex this coun- ry. Thus far, with the patriotic and red- looded citizens of Chicago rallying to his aid, 1e has come out ahead. Now he is casting a peculative eye toward the public libraries. In these quiet sanctums, if Mayor Thompson s to be believed, librarians huddle behind book- racks and in muffled tones decide what new .ro-British books to put on the shelves. They ook innocent enough, these librarians, but be- iind a benevolent facade are devilish thoughts. Nhen the great day comes they will be on land with sabers and blunderbusses, ready to Wenge England’s loss and make America a Jowntrodden British colony. ; Mayor Thompson has not yet attacked the} tewspapers, but that will come in time. Cer- tainly, it has been nothing short of criminal he way the Chicago Daily News and Chicago yribune have been casting aspersions at the aoble patriotism and hundred-per-centness of the esteemed William Hale and his aides. No- dody has yet reported it, but it may be pre- “umed that these papers are concealing’ thou- sands of tons of dynamite in the basements of cheir buildings. And Chicago and Northwest- “rn universities, with architecture patently }dapted from British types, are ready to rush <0 the aid of King George when the great day somes. a Just picture the day when the British sol- Jiers will come marching down from Canada to levastate our homes and make us slaves! It vould be a horrible thing to contemplate, were parliament at all. Neither are we bendin knee in tribute to them. i We're just a couple of nice countries, trying to get along. ig the! | The Mute Voice of Nature Nature is speaking sweetly in these dying days of autumn. Her message is one of the serious and beautiful things of life. To feel it, go out among the trees and hills, near some lagging river or brook and witness the pass- ing of a season, The beauty of fall is the red-gray glow of \reminiscence. Trees that we remember bud- ding into brilliant green in spring now have faded. But prettily faded! Like a mother, in reverent age, donning the silver mantle of white hair! A fading tree speaks mutely of how splendid a thing age can be. It is a great art to fade beautifully. The hills that had been clothed with the vig- or of bright greens have taken a quieter, more peaceful outlook now. It is as though age, in a pretty shawl, sat rocking peacefully, remem- bering and waiting. Down in the valley all is quiet and lovely. The boisterous brook of the spring is singing a different song now, a melody of contentment. Along the banks the trees nod gravely, the trees that had known and gloried in the lash- ing passion of summer storms. A miracle of miracles is working in the out- doors now. To witness it is to know a little more about life—and peace. A Severe Penalty (St. Paul Dispatch) It cost the northwest $12,000 a year in low- ered price for the last four years to ship un- cleaned wheat to the terminals. In addition it cost $625,000 a year to pzy the freight on that dockage. And on top of that the farmer lost “screefings” worth $1,100,000 a year for livestock feed. In wheat alone, for one year. the loss was $13,625,000. In flax the loss ws higher and proportionate in other grains. That is the essence of the repor e by federai agents working in the nortt and now tab- ulated and issued by the department of agri- culture. The report comes with peculiar time- liness now when the northwest is making its fight before the Interstate Commerce Commis: sion for the right to clean and mix wheat at local plents equipped to do the Yk without having to pay for the “in transit” privilege. The farmer is forced to ship his grain just as it comes from the thresher to the terminals by The McAndrew Trial (Chicago News) Appearing at the trial of Supt. McAndrew. not as an expert historian but as a special hirefl reviewer of school histories, ex-Congressman John J. Gorman testified that he had found shockingly unpatriotic, disloyal and un-Ameri- can sentiments in a textbook by Prof. David S. Muzzey of Columbia university. It is a text- book that is used in the Chicago pubtic schools. It appears, however, that every citation by Mr. Gorman was garbled—garbled deliberately. despite exposure of the trick in a previous in- vestigation by responsible men and women. To give only two instances: Mr. Gorman al- leged that Prof. Muzzey wrote: “The capital t not for Mayor Thompson’s alertness in warn- pe us. We must gird on our armor and. with words in hand stand massed behind the pro- tector of America—William Hale Thompson. ome what may, we cannot say we have not Seen warned. Cash and Atlantic Flights © Ruth Elder is to try another transoceanic Slight next August, and it will be presumed that this time Miss Elder and her backers will | save all the vaudeville contracts and all the ; 9rticles ready to sign before she leaves, : F| It was a good publicity gag for Ruth Elder, sut not as good as Ruth had expected. She sailed to find the vaudeville circuits or the hewspapers as enthusiastic as ghe had expect- | td. She had to content herself with a few ' Thousands, whereas she wanted a few hundred j qhousand dollars. Next time she may do bet- er. i The outspokenness of Miss Elder and her ackers and their apparent eagerness to grab yif_ the profits while they are still to be jrabbed, must open a new train of speculation 1 eoncerning the future of aviation. It may be that we have a new science developing. The text thing may be to see who can fly a plane sipside down across the Atlantic, and then we ed have some sort of a “flagpole sitting” unt atop a plane. There are a number of tihings which can be done to attract attention. {In all seriousness, though, the fact remains t flights such as Miss Elder’s, made with she avowed purpose of getting as much money of Massachusetts was a center of vulgar sedi- tion’ and “The Boston tea party was the last straw; the colonists had added insult to in- jury.” As a matter of fact, each of the sentences quoted is preceded in the text-books by the words, “To George III,” or “In King George’s eyes.” "To omit those important phrases is to dis- tort the statements completely and impute to the historian the views expressly attributed by him to the English king. guilty of such trickery. South Dakota’s First Sugar Factory (Minneapolis Tribune) South Dakota has its first beet sugar fac- tory. The plant is at Belle Fourche, on the northern fringe of the Black Hills region. Business men do not invest in a million-dol- lar beet sugar concern unless they know bé- forehand that the soil roundabout is well adapt- ed for production of beets of the required sugar content; nor do they undertake so costly an en- terprise without assurance that, there will be an available, supply of beets within an easily accessible distance; in other words, without assurance that the farmers will raise beets, If the Belle Fourche plant is an enduring suc- cess—and it doubtless will be unless the sugar free traders or low-tariffites get in their work there will be other beet sugar factories in South Dakota. There already have been ex- fis possible, will inevitably prove a menace to *trogress in transoceanic aviation. “Stunts,” Yuch as those the Elder flight represented, will ot-help further the cause of flying. If the — ame is to be turned over to publicity hounds . ofnd cash-grabbers, it will die a speedy death, 1énd all the efforts of sincere seekers of knowl- j1dge will go for naught. ba Don’t Worry, Bishop 31 The Bishop of London has expressed the sozar that American school children are being 1oaught to hate Great Britain and all her works. ron the schools, he says, stories of the revolu- fon and other wars are so colored that Eng- s=nd is pleced in a very bad light. ° At last we've found a use for Mayor Bill hompson of Chicago. When he said that the aucational system of his city was Anglicized, 2 put that down as only aint and very interesting pronouncements of . oliticians. writers seek- ' The fact is there are so many to cook the bunk out of history, that the ing is rather well done and nicely browned round the . Many of the great men of ae revolution have been painted as selfish and foisy busybodies, and our early national heroes ve had considerable of the starch taken out their stories. : another of those | to! perimental acreages around Flandreau and Yankton, and perhaps other communities. Raising sugar beets, like producing milk for central creameries, is necessarily a community enterprise. It establishes community stand- ards and tends to inspire community pride, and this is good in any farm neighborhood. Sugar beets have the virtue of being a cash crop, like hogs and cattle in a packing center stockyards. They are contracted for in advance at a mini- mum price to the producers, and the producer may get more than the minimum price, de- pending on sugar content of his beets. For these reasons beet raising is attractive. The producer may worry about weather conditions Washington—President Coolidge came oe from ail seat ue aust a : A mies Masts : s was for him a perfect riot of color,|impr.cticable suggestion, but the imposition of the cléaning-in-transit charge | but it didn’t Taxt long. . . At the first post-vacation press conference, as has been noted, Mr.|0f self-government. Coolidge blossomed out in a dar- bd et ling, light gray suit which gave him the most collegiate appearance in the entire assembly. These press conferences often deal White House spokesman is some- times called—dwelt at great length whether they were snickering with the president, for it was hard to tell whether he was attempting humor or | the tidal basin. For ten minutes, someone esti- A correspondent spoke up and/mated, the president discussed the|Sweet and low, sweet and low, pointed out that what the people of|issue, pointing to its merits and de- D. merits and leaving no pebble un- turned. He finally conclyded that it was cheaper to take the people of | Over the rolling waters go, Washington to the ocean than to]Come from the dying moon, and bring the ocean to Washington. ook up most of the conference time. As for the; While my little one, while my pretty French debt conference the debt one, sleeps. commission was handling that and the president did not care to com-j Sleep and rest, sleep and rest, it, self-respecting critic would be/|D. No honest, 8 pe ica district so as to have something to s.y about their local government. What did the president think about that? Whereupon the Voice replied that no such question had been submitted in writing and that when it was, he would consider it. Coming from the president, this wis a rebuke to the correspondent. The custom is for correspondents to submit their questions to the presi- dent prior to the conference, for him| Some correspondents suspect to answer, comment upon or ignore. But hardly a press conference passes without one or more correspondents asking for illumination on a point which isn’t clear to them and it is| short hair, short skirts and decolette most unusual for the president to| gowns. LS as they affect his crop, but he need not worry about price fluctuations per ton of beets. Sugar beets are a desirable item in farm di- versifying where the soil is right. They re- quire deep plowing and require much cuitiva- m. The cultivation kills weeds and makes clean fields for ‘grain in rotation. ‘The long roots of sugar beets loosen up soil, aerate it, and make it more productive for other crops. The tops make valuable feed for livestock, and they are good for a winter ensilage’ supply. Belle Fourche has started something in South Dakota. It has hitched the farm industry di- rectly up with the manufacturing industry, and these northwestern states need more factories, more home purchasing power, and more home consumption capacity. These Belle’ Fourche formes and cba who pen beats zal do well eep a vigilant eye on anybody who proposes thro’ down or lowering the trade dee that stand between imported sugar and sugar a produced in this country. Throwing down ke “ Cap hy ie apa on a footing ‘HE BISMARCK ‘1KIBUNK MONDAY, OCTOBER 24, 1927 WOU WASHINGTON LETTER BY RODNEY DUTCHER NEA Service Writer bawl out the asker. At.any rate, the people of the District of Columbia know now what] grammar was blown wva_ in the the president thinks of an altogether} tornado, has just received it back. The president enormous interest was . wanted was to vote within the The beach discussi ment. } You'lt BE TiEDUP ALL 2) DAV AN’ EVENING WITH \} THE ENTIRE Day A LOT OF CELEBRATING?) ( AND ‘NIGHT AT ee DONT IMAGINE NOME? WE'LL SEE MUCH OF You AT Home, ~ER AH, w+ ESPECIALLY “TOMORROW EVENING, EH? = HM. M- THEY HAVE A SURPRISE PARTY ARRANGED YOR ME!~ TI CAN “TELL BY BUSTER'S ‘INTERROGATIONS! J They Never Fumble The boys|timent.” feel like laughing, but fear that to ight be a serious a rambling way as if something of | before each game. about to Liens: e debt negotiations. | rather than mud. , to} It developed that ‘someone had asked | (Copyright, 1927, NEA Service, Inc.) snicker. There was some question|how the president felt about con- structing a bathing beach for Wash- ington, on the Potomac river or in A great many presidential press | Re: conferences, somehow, are like that. : s § there} Father will come to his babe in the is a method in the president’s tactics. nest, The Prefcct of Police of Peking, China, has issued a decree forbidding ° BARBS | > ma Authorities in New York plan to take scantily clad actresses to court just as they are, without stopping for a change of garments. Wait ignore such a verbal query or to] until the press agents find that out! A St. Louis boy, whose Latin arc!Some very kind person found it left to guess how ¢he president feels| and mailed it to him. on what is to them the serious issuc x eK If Ruth Elder ever writes a book on her life, which shouldn’t be hard It is, of course, embarrassing|to do, we suggest the title, “Lip- when the president expands upon a|sticks and Joysticks.” trivial subject to the point where it eee Since thén, however, the presi-| becomes funny, for he does not smile dent has always appeared before The political correspondents have and the correspondents often cannot| found a brand new term to use in us in the same old black suit which | tell whether he expects to be taken|their stories, It is “prevailing sen- he wore before he went away. Or|seriously or otherwise. if it isn’t the same suit, it’s exactly the same color. Information is not| obey the impulse available as to whether the president | faux pas. sold the pearl gray suit, stored it or gave it toa rummage sale. oe The Prince of Wales, in his pa- jamas, walked along a railroad plat- There was an incident two or three|form where his train had_ halted. years ago at the first White House | Now watch the railroad platforms in press conference held following the | this country blossom with ’em, arrival of Caillaux and his French ies mostly with trivial matters. The|debt mission. The president fingered other day, the president—as the|a written question and studied it for|series next year, they can win the two’ minites—something important,|world series. All they have to do 1] everyone thought, for the president] is follow the advice of the Yankee on the rather dumb suggestion of} usually wades in with hardly .8|stars, as contained in the current someone in Chicago that District of | pause. Finally he began ‘to talk in Columbia residents be permitted to vote in Maryland. talked and talked about the various|come. The correspondents were on complications of such a plan, review- | tiptoes, expecting: an important '‘pro-|cal elections are decided by lead ing it from all imaginable angles, |nouncement on t! until the correspondents began to If the Pittsburgh Pirates win the advertising, and eat plenty of yeast Mexico is a country where politi- i Old Masters Pie cio Wind of the western sea, Low, low, breathe and blow, Wind of the western sea! blow, Blow him again to me; Father will come to the soon; rest, an mother’s breast, Father will come to thee soon; . Silver sails all out of the west Under the silver moon: Sleep, my little one, sleep my pretty one, sleep. —Alfred Tennyson: Lullaby. SAVING THE TONSILS Every effort is a cause, anfl every | more than Adam had to worry about cagse is likewise an effect. eased tonsils may cause a varicty A of symptoms and disorders in the| oUt in the werld and earn this money hody, but the “sick” tonsils are,|™may see a hope in the future, for themselves, an effect of causes which can be easily ascertaincd. She had vowed to herself to you love Cherry? her?” But suffocated in the mias- ma of his mood she could say noth- ing. And why ask, anyway? Were these poisonous emanations of his mood answer enough—to both The suddenness with which his voice ripped through the dark as he flung himself upon his bed—he had made no effort to keep quiet, so as not to awaken her if she were sleeping—made her dig her nails into her pa!ms: + . “You haven’t thankéd me yet for Alearing out and leaving your new sheik a clear field. Rather decent Aegan Quite the modern Sie pad no power at first to an- swer him. - “Oh, Bob! Please!” she spoke at Inst in a. strangled voice. “Going to be tragic? His jeer ‘cut through th ent flame of love in the breast of an old irer, annexed a new one—your sister's erstwhile adorer—and sent Quite an achievement for a woman IN REGARD TH DIET WILL BE MRSERED M0 On FP ASOMASSED IN CARE OF BAPER ENCLOSE STAMPED AODRESSED ENVELOPE FOR REPLY: © 926 HE.COY HEALIN SERUCE 105 ANGELES. CAL. per wo.nen which is, however, $200 i;-| Mother Eve. : ue The wage earners who have to go ‘omen are slowly but surely cut- ting down on the amount of cloth- the tonsils is a danger- |" *S d, and it may be that the fem- ion and is never justified | imine adornment of the future will in view of the fact that cniarged,| be more like that which is worn in diseased, or pussy tonsils can always be cured through removing the causes, which are mostly due to di- etetic errors, ‘ The tonsils are composed of phoid tissues and contain arte ae present day bathing beauty con- ests, It would really be a step in the right direction if women and also men would spend more effort and thought in the development of phy- sical beauty which did Bas depend upon fancy clothes, lipstick and veins, lymphati and nerves the rouge. same as other) T truly believe that our bathing glands and tissues] peauty contests are doing a great of the body. They! deal to encourage young girls in the grow because of a i t t supply of blood,| 1evelcpment of better ideals of, and enlarge be- cause the lym-| | phatics are‘unable; to carry away! waste products which a toxic} blood stream de-} Dr. McCoy will gladly answer personal questions on health and diet, addres -ed to him, care of the Tribune. Enclose a stamped addressed envelope for reply. Clean up the blood stream, stimu-| physical perfection. Such magazines late the lymphatic circulation, and vie i "hi the tonsils will function normally| large part to do with the develop- and regain their Proper size. To] ment of such ideals and the aboli- cut out the tonsils because some of] tion of senseless prudery and un- the crypts contain pus is about as} wholesome, warped modesty. In sensible a8 to remove one’s head be- cause of a nasal catarrh. The ne who at any age has swol-| ties, I am sure their influence is- len tonsils may consider the causes} mostly good, as girls seeing these Overeating, the use of too] pictures are certainly encouraged to many carbohydrates and hydr bons, bad food combinations, neglect-| velo» beautiful bodies which they ed mouth hygiene, general autointox om, In bringing abovt a cure of ai cased tonsils after they have already by girls who have pleasing faces and become enlarged or pussy, one s 1) supply must be cut down to the mini-| alone do +ot win the first prizes mum, using only fresh fruits, leafy| unless the aspirant has a strong, vegetables, and a small amount of| beautiful, and meat and eggs for protein. Increased| Every contest which is advertised physical culture exercises will assitt| calls attention to this fact, and the body in increasing the circula;| awakens a new interest in physical tion and hurrying along the proc-| beauty and health. esses of a cure. are seldom necessary, especially with zine is going to start a contest for but the ultraviolet ray| the most perfect girl, who will be treatment will help in reducing the] judged, not alone for personality and size of the adult tonsils, Those who are subject to repeated] will be given for intelligence and attacks of tonsilli should persist in their dieting untilfa contest starts. the tonsils reduce to the normal With children this seldom takes more than a few weeks, but| “What is.an alligator pear?” with the adult several months may be necessary before a complete cure| name which has been given to the is effected. I have a special fasting and dict] as the name “pear” suggests, but a schedule which I will be glad to| salvd fruit of a nut-l'ke, buttery send to any of my readers who are} flesh, ri’ in vegetable oil, with also anxious to cure themselves of any i kind of tonsillar derangement. When| This fruit may be used at almost you write, just ask for the article} any meal and combines well with called “Save the Tons‘ls.” Over|any other article of food. : one hundred thouzand of thes> have} QUESTION: been “‘stributed already, and thou-|“Just clearing my throat without sands have written to me telling of| any effort brings up little sacs of the'r cures. Billions for Beauty We are more and more worship- ing at the shrine of beauty. It is estimated that over $8,001 are spent every year for clothing| catarrhal phlegm and cannot be con- and cosmetics to assist tification of 40,000,000 American] sis. Of course, an extreme catarrh- women wc are over 14 years of age. This staggering sum of money is, virtually equal to the entire old supply of the world, and yet the average spent is only about $200j less diet. rear emer eal amemmnie——ensisran ear inareapeiigsoma eal SAIN‘ 224 SINNER Yu om Ct * Faith waited for her husband, her) who is known far and wide as a rigid on the bed that was|™odel wife and devoted sister. It separated from Bob’s by only a few Was it possible’ that he could come into that room made sacred by their love, undress, get into bed, lie so near her because of habit and convenience, in an in- body, timacy that love had made beautiful] « but which now seemed indecent to]. She had the sudden convic-| tiple! Pretending to be jealous of tion which comes to all wives when f fete Tinsbande manientarily. beeome| Gee gp Baie ain ae Pest strangers to them that sharing aj ¢,j, i i! ‘ a domi ‘al % 4| friends either of us ever hid! You Privacy,, was indecent, excusable he did only when love demands intimacy. yar rga ae me the fetes The absurd thought came to her as| dark. ~‘How beautifully §mple it she heard him moving about the dark wag that there sual be a chamber in every married couple’s be home where husband or wife could densvhe ead of theirs. Then her retire when spiritual ruptures came, voice came again, so that that which love had made! for honesty, truth, from him. no beautiful should not be made ob-| matter what the consequences: “Bob, Scene by necessity. id not speak, but the room| jn your heart and mind? (Be honest was sudgenly heavy and pregnant with his pain, his anger, his shame and his disgust with himself and Fat the cy iM Aowed, over her, stifling the questions she} of } herry. had made up her mind to ask, ques- ot Nara fe id tions which she knew might well complete the wreck of her house of —_—_—_ The Pope of Rome goes to confes- sion every Friday. His Confessor is ono you lane mat” een “nol Father Allsardi, a Jesuit. as “Physical Culture” have had a spite of the criticisms of motion ictures which exhibit bathing beau- car-| live physical culture lives and de- ‘an be proud of or, at least, not ashamed of National beauty contests are won tipation, and mn. rsonalities, but these qualities symmetrical body. Local treatments » day a motion picture maga- physical beauty, but equal points itis or sore throat| education. Speed the day when such Questions and Answers QUESTION: Inquisitive writes: ANSWEP: “Alligator pear” is a avocado, It is not a sweet fruit some proteids and carbohydrates. .H. E. M. writes: clear mucus. Do’you think this nec- essarily a forerunncr of tuberculo- sis?” ANSWER: The little sacs you 100,000] mention are simply the exudation of in the beau-| sidered the forerunner of tuberculo- al condition may develop into tuberculosis, but your problem now is to get rid of your catarrh, which you can do by living on a mucus- perts in love to show uf a poor, trusting fool of a husband” Anger so farep that it teemed to consume every atom of het love for him flowed in a hot tide jover her , Spilled out of her shaking lips: low contemptible you jare, Bob thaway! How utterly fontemp- takes these mea tow ex- George Pruitt, one of ithe personal —jealous because of me! You make te-laden would be if you were!” She paused, realizing suddenly to what itcredible gone in fhis first a passionate plea why can’t you tell me whgt’s really with me, for the sake of what lit- tle love you ever had foi me!” NEXT: Faith at last ae Bob ER FANN A | Do you want e darkness into her heart. “I should think you'd be feel- ine ouite triumnhant, after having tertained brilliantly, fanned the REO. U. 8. PAT.OFP, 01987 BY NEA StBVICE, me. your disillusioned husband storming] Many’a girl is such idd out of the house in a jealous rage.| the men that she's ‘quickly Bo UD. an A