The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, October 1, 1927, Page 12

AGE FOUR Fhe Bi smarck Tribune rely a mod- ks would tell us es who ork and iffe nt ide and different onditions were asily and qnick- opt the ideas ef diffe mply because unable to s is true, laments ndition will ¢ One of the penalties we is being inflicted on us individualist t to bring his ide mu bre. Itisa astined to ¢ britably and A three rand on his at he makes of nine out of His occasional mi t cars vers But the same hoy, according to his parents, deainot know the difference between a cow nda horse. He has seen very few cows and brses. To him they are just four-legged ani- rals. And all b , to him, are sparrows. We can’t help feeling a little sorry for this oy, sorry that he is missing a part of youth iat is most precious. He never has heard the ul of Bob White or the swect notes of the ngers of our woods and meadows. Indeed, a ieadow to this little fellow probably would be ast a dandy parking place. | The parents of this boy owe him something. ey owe him a spring and summer in the untry, near some creek where there are fish d where the cows have made a path from eir parture. They owe him a few hours with e@ gang around the stump at the swimmin’ le. They owe him aimless little hikes with yy companions, over the countryside, across ae creek, over the hill to the walnut grove, ast the apple orchard and the barn and the mg trough where the horses drink. They owe him a bucket and a trip with the ired man to milk the cows and a drink of that *esh warm milk. They owe him an ax and hour at the woodpile. The musical dusk, ith its frogs and crickets and the owls—these ould be given him, If he doesn’t get these things that boy is ing to grow up to be a piston. The South Looks Up Texas has just convicted another flogger. _ Nabama and Mississippi are pursuing vigorous mpaigns against those masked marauders ith sadistic complexes who make a business relieving their repression by whipping some- ne against whom they may have a grudge. Tt 1s heartening to see the change which has bme over the south. Not so long ago, flogging ims were afraid to tell of the indignities in- on them for fear that they would be sub- d to even worse beatings. The public apathetic. The newspapers said nothing. now the public is thoroughly aroused. is determined that floggings and night rule f Wt end. And the newspapers are speaking 2 ht vigorously. As a _geaalt, the floggings have . d raj A the case of those that occurred, where authorities have been to locate the. who participated, § have been speedy convictions, tes # turn for the better on the part ‘ les that ce occurs in picking imilay in design. Editorial Comment | toe, champions fall by the w Even more than in|; will be no m¢ no longer | 1 a& more it of the south, | there now No Strategy Required w York Times) ocrats for a candide rnor of New sive spe rs, Long ym, he concluded ed him for th would do ag ore Mr. ear dream Al Smith and } not many a available for n equation, n eter; it is an laws of politic r times been e] and whose p ion of tho s a stronger cc 1an the equally popr e not we ith wer an inspir ished ec 3 particularly true s of Governor Ritchie Reed will naturally gravitate to S ide. and Se mith if 4] Realizing all this long ago, \luctant to go on a chase for cause of the form of the oppc Governe mith evidently dee strategy h is perfect because it is egy He decided to do nothing, an party 2 the responsibility. |Governor McKinley of Ohio sat on his Iporch at Canton and watehed Tom about the land in search of the 1896, hé us I is there been eks the 1 When BP’rer oy Rabbit just | Roosevelt's Night Ride Night was e-final ridge and t of country ttered ove of a mil ed buttes of san height from fifteen to fi ne of them rose as sharp peaks r as connected chains, but the gre vere topped with diminuti feet » some 2 perpendicular the v olumns iwere cut and cl ymMany curious cay iments and spires and there jalong the face iffs and eeri ‘sions jutted out from the corners. Gr \trees rose loftily * * * set in a desert of white sand. It was a beautiful and fa place and they made their camp there. | The moon was full and the night clear. jan angle of a cliff they built a roaring p. fire whose flames, leaping up the gray jmade wild sport of the bold corner strange-looking escarpments of the roc) yond the circle that the firelight br idly to life the buttes in the moo their own still magic. Against the shining} lver of the cliffs the pines showed dark and} mmber, and when the branches stirred the} right light danced on the ground, making jappear like a sheet of molten metal. It jlike a country scen in a dream. The next morning all was changed. <A wild gale was blowing and rain beat about them in \level sheets. A wet fog came and went and | gave place at last to a steady rain, as the gale gave place to a hurricane. * * * The third day dawned crisp and clear, and once more the wagon lumbered on, They made camp t night some forty miles southwest of Lang’s.** “I think I’d like to ride in and wake the boys up for breakfast,” remarked Merrifield. “Good! exclaimed Roosevelt. “I’ll do it with you.” At 9 o’clock they saddled their tough little ponies, and rode out of the circle of fire- light. The October air was cool in their faces as they loped steadily mile after mile over the moonlit prairie. Roosevelt later described this memorable ride: . “The hoof-beats of our horses rang out in steady rhythm through the silence of the night, otherwise unbroken save now and then by the wailing ery of a coyote. The rolling plai stretched out on all sides of us, shimmering in the clear moonlight; and occasionally a band of spectral-looking antelope went silently away from before our path. Once we went by a drove of Texan cattle, who stared wildly at the intruders; as we passed they charged down by use, the ground rumbling beneath their tread, while their long horns knocked against each other with a sound of a multitude of castanets We could see clearly enough to keep our gen- eral course over the trackless plain, steering by the stars where the prairie was perfectly level and without landmarks; and our ride was timed well, for as we galloped down the valley of the Little Missouri, the sky above the line of the level bluffs in our front was crimson with the glow of the unseen sun.” nne THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE The Magnet Bor won h, Lord! Don’t let’s have anoth- S She did r d eet firm! 1 life, Faith} n her hus-| nt had ar ll and w her bo rd and ng! her divoree to get along h eried, her rp with an- o> “You'd bet- Cherry, It roancd, of this, Il stop at the employment on my way downtown this; Scott. 4A -TWo KETTLES, ~~ THEY STEWING IN “THOSE HAVE “TH! SAME IDEA “THAT T HAVE, <1 MAKE A DASH FoR STA BATHTUB fae TLL EASE OVER BY Td? STEPS,THEN cut into A BOUND UP INNE tin om, larling,” she pleaded, a of at least eighty dol- mean a great deal to 9 i while, Bob. Ple: | Said he, “I'll start polt vaulting and | New records they will find.” che | W Hee way up he fould he'd left The bloomin’ pole behind. Jee eee a A Thought | 4 It is not good that the man benefited! should be alone.—Gen. 2:18. ara MAKING A PLAY Fo TH? BATHTUB! wee TLL ACT KINDA NON- PLUS FOR A MINUTE, “THEA OPEN UP Wr LLL ELL I Spa, “She never had more ave them se ted, in a gent ie, wer, but her mouth n Bob was ready to she followed him narlor, where he was over the week- on his arm. “Would twenty-five a and room and the Chris is paying alimony for the salary. wenty-five a week amusements, etc. She to be able to mane re she married Chris, wed twice at the lump ore she could go on le, quite voice: “Joy’s ter clothes alone will money for weeks, Cherry—Cherry _hasn’t id e than fifteen a week since granted. I’m going thout a servant for a ¢ let me help you! When musing on companions gone, jwe doubtly feel ourselves alone ing ten dollars} t he? And I} nding was that, 4 Paris © It happened at the tre Dame. . . one £ those g incidents so typ- ical of modern-day Paris. We had been doing the usual to’ list things. . . . That is, taking a {small boat under the pont de la Tournelle where, from the water level, the majesty of the historic cathedral all but takes away the breath, . . . It was a golden morning with the sun and shadows weaving dragons about the flying buttresses, . . « And we had walked about the cathedral, viewing from various angles. . . . And inally we entered, held breathless for a moment by varying emotions of awe and wonder. . . . My companion suggested that we get candles for a favorite saint, a custom practiced by many visitors. « « «But just how did one ask for acandle? . . . Hu sulted my little book of terms and, after much struggle, re- hearsed a few necessary words, . . Then I looked up a guide, With many references to my lit- tle book I managed to stammer out some horrible French. . . .. The guide listened impatiently for a minute and then burst out with .. “Say, why don’t you talk American so I can understand you?” When the shock had passed, I learned that our guide was none other than an ex-taxi driver from New Jersey. ._. . He had served in the war and stayed over after- ward. . . . He secured his fob at the cathedral in order to be of service to Americans. . . . He tells me that nine out of ten start ° ‘ete e And so to Harry’s bar, or, to be exact, Harry’s New York bar.... Harry's bar is the place in Paris, where, if you stand long enough and can still stand you will see everyone you missed at 42nd and Broadway. + + » Here is headquarters of that famous organization, the I. O. B., which means the International tyes Lodge Novi... Fore ry's lo. ber of francs one can become a member, after signing one’s name in a book. . . Membership in- cludes, among other things, an as- sortment of stickers on one’s lug- gage, which carry such words as “Carry me home”. . , or “ Don't let me sleep in the street” “of New Yorker | MONDAY, OCTOBER 8, 1927 BY RODNEY DUTCHER Washington, Oct. 3,—Politicians will believe anything. They seldom agree on anything with unanimity, but here are some of the things some of them telieve: That Governor Al Smitt is the strongest candidate the Democrats could possibly run and is the only man who can win. That Al’s nomination would be a frightful boner and that he would run milligns of vote: behind any nice, respectable, dry Democrat. That President Coolidge. either others, or, both, ie definitely out of next year’s presideutiai race. That President Coolidge will be “drafted” by a worried party which feels that he is by far its safest candidate That Herbert Hoover can’t pos- sibly win because he doesn’t fit with the politicians and can’t gain enough strength in farm regions and the east. That Hoover is riding on a ris- ing tide of popularity among the business men and the people which will easily give him a majority at the convention. * . They’re sure: That Jim Reed is the strongest Democratic candidate because he is bound to inherit the Smith strength when Smith definitely fails to break through the two-thirds rule. That Jim hasn’t a chance because he's wet, because the farmers are sore at him and_ because he de- serted Woodrow Wilson. That Frank Lowden knows the can’t wir with his prespective bloc of farm state delegates and the’ he will bequeath them to Dawes as }soon as he has had a brief fling at the convention. That Lowden has a chan . to win because—(well, come to think of it, nobody really believes this one). That Charles Evans Hughes will be nominated with the supvort of Andy Mellon, the easterr "epubli- cans, the international bankers and the Standard Oil company. That Hughes won't be nominated WASHINGTON § LETTER because of his own desire or that of | because the electorate knows ho has the rupport of Andy Mellon, the international bankers and the Standard Oil company. That Smith can carry New York, Massachusetts and Illinois against the Republican candidat. That Smith can’t carry Massa. chusetts and MMlinois in any event and couldn't beat Hughes in New York. eee They know: That Hiram Johnson wil, ham- string Hoover in California by rea- son of his long-standing enmity. Thus delivering a probably fatal blow to the Hoover hopes. That Johnson will support Hoover in order to save his own :kin at the next senatorial election. That the most likely event in the Republica: party. is the nomination of a dark horse not now figured in the running. That that is the most unlikely event because the G, O. P. can’t afford to take chances with any candidate who hasn’t already estab- lished a popular appeal, That the Demccrats will nomi- nate aonther compromise man like John Davis. That the Democrats are sick of compromise candidates whom th people refuse to get excited about. That the voters will become all het up over the alleged corruption and mammonism of the G. 0. Pr. That they won’t give a whoop in Hleioy olis. That the Catholic voters will silently bolt the party if Sr..ith isn’t nominated in the belief that they are victims of religious prejudice. That the Catholic voters will be good fellows about it. That some of the candidates on both sides aren’t bellowing their ambitions because they actually be- lieve that the nominetion should seek the man. That each of these cardidates is doing everything possible in an ine direct way to encompass his nomi- nation, being restraine’ in his bel- lowings only by the exigencies of smart politics. And a whole lot more. These are not exact quotations, but speaking to him in bad French, just|ing su as I ha they’re close enough. At Harry’s bar, one meets among other people the world’s champion dice shaker. . « And while this may be challenged, I should nomi- nate him as the fellow with the world’s greatest capacity for assort- ed drinks, . . . He’s@ huge man, almost stout enough to get a job as a circus freak. . . . And he es- capes paying for drinks by amus- ing you with little tricks he can perform with dice boxes. . . . With a dexterous flip of the box he can arrange five dice in patterns ranging from a erent to a tower in which one balances atop the other. . . ga From Harry’s one is likely to go to the American Express to cash a check, Here all the comedies are neh enacted among tourists as they stand, street guides and maps in hand, trying to figure out where to ee how to get there. . . . his is the trysting place of all America that happens to be in Paris. Here husbands meet other men’s wives and here wives frequently in- tercept husbands. ... Here friend meets friend and lonesome souls wait for a friendly face to appear. + « . Sooner or later a meeting is bound to come about. . . . And here it was, as I entered, that I suddenly felt my shoe stick- ing to the floor, . . And lifting it there was a nice, healthy wad of American chewing gum... . Surely this is the one place in all Paris where one could come upon chew- “At last,” said I to myself, “here in the heart of Paris, I am ‘bn Amer- ican soil.” GILBERT SWAN. I Old Masters ——$—$————____—_—_———r As * fond mother, when the day O% Lends by the hand her Uittle child Hatt ‘willing, half reluctant to be And Ieave his broken playthings on the floor, Still gazing at them through the open door, Moe Sbelly reassured and com- By promises of others in their stead, Which, though more splendid, may not please him more; So Nature deals with us, and takes away Our Heriniogs, one by one, and by e Leads us to rest so gently that we nema eieareseeeetertets [Daily Health Service} BY-DR. MORRIS FISHBEIN Editor Journal of the American Medical Association and of Hygeia, the Health Magazine Bleeding from the nose is a fairly frequent condition. It oceurs not only as the result of a direct blow, but also from a variety of causes associated with its structure. Sometimes inflammation may at- tack the vessels, sometimes there may be varicose veins in the nose that will burst; sometimes a little ulceration develops a crust and violent blowing or picking at the crust results in hemorrhage. Not infrequeatly bleeding from the nose is associated with such diseases as inflammation of the kid- neys, hardening of the arteries or tumors in the nose. If the condi- tion is due to some local cause such as an ulcer or a scratch, the bleed- ing will probably stop of itself after it is temporarily controlled. tment The simplest measure to aid the stopping of the bleeding is the plac. ing of the patient in a recumbent position, preferably with the face down, The application of ice water or of hot water to the nose or the temporary packing of the nose with sterilized clean gauze will help, + Any superstitious measure, such as ice applied to the back of the neck, a cold key hung down the back, the inhaling of smoke or sim- ilar procedures are likely to merely a nuisance without giving any help, Coagulation If a person bleeds continuously, an examination of the blood should be made to find out i Peres ‘ind out if coagulation is An investigation m made to Yind out whether ie a son happens to belong to one of the scopic te Not Se ion wit Thee aiteeal. is no way to si blood renee 80 inf to Prevent hemore hages & competent nose an throat ‘specialist wil te able to ae into the nose and to find out wheth- er a cauterization of the vessel, a a similar a meow. “8 to control an anatomical defect. ia —_—_—_—_—_—_—_—_—__—_ Piles Can Be Cured Without Surgery - ae wei o% % 4 a XR i af A Fg aw & ‘ ‘