The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, September 20, 1927, Page 4

The Bismarck Tribune Independent Newspaper THE STATE'S OLDEST NEWSPAPER (Established 1873) Published the Bismarck Tribune Company, Bismarck, nd, and entered at the postoffice at Bismarck as class mail matter. George D. Mano........ Presid lent and Publisher Audit Bureau of Circulstion Member of The Associated Press The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the ase for republication of all news dispatches credited to ee oe crecited in tis Be » and also the local news of spontaneous origin published herein. All of of 0 alladelaa of all other matter herein are Foreign Representatives G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY CHICAGO DETROIT Tower Bldg. Bldg. PAYNE, BURNS & SMITH NEW YORK : : : Fifth Ave. Bldg. (Official City, State and County Newspaper) Immigration Rules Harry E. Hull, commissioner general of immigra- tion, plans to recommend easing of certain features 0/ the quota immigration law as they apply to dependents of immigrants. Very wise and humane amendments of the present law are those he intends to recommend. One of them would be to allow the wife of an immi- grant who is here legally under a quota to join her Busdand. This ie banned under -he present law, for some unkaows vesson, and it is one of those things giving partial foundation to the charges of too great Seeperscnality which have deen directed at the ismi> gration departmect. Another recommendation wo be made is that depend: ent parents of legal residents de allowed to join their children who have come to the United States. This, too, bas worked hardship on some. It must be admitted that not all the fault for the difficulty tz the immigration Mes within the deparr- Tent or with the laws. Oftentimes those trom foreiga lands come bere, leaving their wives and families to come later on the gamble that they csa slip in under the sext monthly quota. When the quote is filled quickly these camilies ase forced to seturs asd wait! another chance to got is the coustzy. But st should not de forgottes that Sasy of the most wivig as lasticg impressions that would-be citizess get come from their experiences at Ellis Ysland. Mr. Hull would make the process of immigration as pleas- @ct acd a8 conducive to loyalty as possible. It is up te congress to help him in the laudable reforms be seeks to effect. Persia and Narcotics Persis bes done something very commentadle is Offering to curtail its production of Oplum. To this eastern country this is @ rea) sacrifice. Poppy juice, from which opium is made, represents 20 per cent of Persia's entire export trade and 10 per cent of the government's revenue. the Countess of Flanders, mother of King Albert. After the ceremonies, there was a lunch for the royal guests at the palace in Brussels. Albert, and Willy found themselves together. “Tt Belgium were one dey invaded, what would It G02” asked little Willy with the tact for which he is noted. “Ite duty!” said the king coldly. “Itg duty!” seid Willy, laughing as if this were some- thing extremely funny. “Its duty! And what with? At least I can hope that you will remember your Ger- man blood?” “I will remember that I am a Belgian,” said the king with noble dignity, All the later epic of the struggle of Belgium against the giant enemy is in that little anecdote. Germans—Old Style Some Germans are like the French royal family of the Bourbons—they forget nothing old, they learn nothing new. Before the war it used to be dengerous for any mem- ber of the Reichstag to speak disrespectfully of war or the army. Even today in republican Germany, when most of the people probably are pacifists at heart, the same danger exists, for the reason that most of the men who sit in the cabinéts and adjudge the laws are Germans—old style. Ta other words, monarchists and army worshipers and kaiser idolaters. Recently a German socialist paper at Meissen pub- lished a children’s supplement. Among other things, there was the picture of two little boys playing at sol- Giers. But the text said: “To be soldier means to be & professional murderer of one's fellow men.” The minister of war at once took action against the paper for “libeling the German army.” The local court promptly convicted the author, a man who lost a leg fighting for Germany. It fined him 500 marks. The higher court at Dresden, of course, upheld the decision. Nothing less was to be expected. Germany will not de truly republices ustil al] the monarchist fossils have been swept off the legal benches. | Editorial Comment | Energy (Des Moises Tribuce-Cepits2) Teose Wo reject tenzis as & gece too strenudus for azy Dut progessiona] pleyers-mor those who devote mm Of their time to keeping tit for itemust Seve bees sbecked whes they regd about Prof. Micbelsos, who played tbe game oz Sis seventy-fourth dirtkday. Prot. Micbelsos of the University of Cuicage is the scientist whos work is measuring distant stars caused | 2@ world to admire bis learning. Tre professor does add, however, to bis advice on AzG be offers the same advice regarding work. He Proposes that we log! @ little more, ad take ourselves | from an astronomer, used to the infinite spaces whic | surround this tiny grein of dust on which we live. | The scientist deals with matter and energy, and It was 20 easy thing for the Persian government to do. Such a trade as this bas been carried on for many years. It has proved to be one of the most lucrative. Despite al] this, the government made its decision to curtail the exportations. But there are other countries which need to do a little house-cleaning on the question of narcotics. A few months ago Great Britain made a terrible bulle- balloo about this very thing ead promised immediate re- sults through the curtailment of shipments from Indis. China was reported as willing and ready to do the same thing. A conference was held end, when it end- ed, there was nothing to show except a lot of prom ises which neither country has kept. Until some definite organization is formed, of nation: Wide scope, to study the narcotics situation as it now stands, there can be no hope of ever stopping the @tesdily increasing traffic now going on. It would, seem that the word of @ small country is worth just about twice as much as thet of a great commonwealth, | such as Great Britain. | _ Cecil Reveals the Truth ver since the failure of the naval disarmament cons! ference initiated by Presidept Coolidge, English and/ Freneb newspapers have been at great pains to prove to | the world that the fault was 2!] Uncle Sam’s. Your uncle, with his pockets bulging with gold, with imperialistic policies in his cabinet, and feeling generally rambunc- tous, had upset the apple cart by unreasonable de- And now comes Lord Cecil of Chelwood, s member of the prime minister's cabinet, and tosses a nice size! Domb of truth. Cecil hes resigned trom the cabinet Decause he believes the only way to secure peace in| the world is to disarm. Furthermore, be plainly and polutedly says the naval Gisaymament conference could have been © success— Bad it not been for the refractory end unyielding etti- tude of the British delegates. Their instructions were Such 28 to make the failure of the conference a thing to be expected. Tray Blanche and Swetheart in the politics! and | : eompromise, his principles in favor of his career. It lenows a trothful man when it hears him speaking. out that each person om @ certain of investors recejved trom wildcat promo @ven matter is only energy. If we can learn to con-) serve and direct it, and not wastefully, achievement ‘s/ Dretty well certain to come. Analyzing life in terms/| of exergy, as Prof. Michelsoz does, solves many diffi-|* cult problems. Big dirthday, thet play must not be allowed to causc} fatigue. He Coes sot romp os the courts ustil be is). ready to ér0p. less seriously. This is the advice one might expect) ™ there is good authority for saying, as some do, that heart-was Leating fast and reath came if she had been running swiftly,! when she entered the bank shortly To . Hathaway. from you @ josit the che leposit to my husband’s account hundred and fifty dollars, to help, cover the returned check for two! Wireless by the Square Inch (New York World) General Harbord, president of the Radio Corporaticn | of America, forecasts a new use for the wireless trans walssion of pictures. Within 2 yeer, he says, it wil de practicable to transmit through the air from the principal cities of the country not only photograpis but the facsimiles of messages. The rates then will be not so much per word, but so much per square iz or so much per page. That is good news. Or | belief 1s that the messages will look much Detter delivery than the radiograms of photograpits. The latter have an interest because of their immediate con- nection with far-off events in the day’s news, but 20 one would ever single them out as things of beauty. One result of the applicetion of radio photography to messages, which Gen. Harbord does not mention, is the great gain which will be achieved in the accuracy of transmission. The original message wll be faithfully re- produced ig minute detsil. Messages as row sent by wite or wireless are refracted through the medium o: tween the ears or to have been out late the night be-| tore the product Which tizally reaches its destination may be more puzzling than informing. Fortunes ant) jobs have been lst, and hearts have been broken by! slips in telegraphic transmission. But now, just a5 the photostat machine has done away with th takes of the copyist, so the radio photograph wil, inate the errata of the telegraph operator. And whsi, @ relief it will be to get rid of that exasperating word | “stop” at the end of every sentence! | Another Valley of Decision (New York Times) 4 pot surprise Ohio Democrats ‘¢ Governor should decide to run for the senate, as Tam-| been informed that he will. Thus fer the bas made no statement, dut his state press tull of rumors, the only complication being Donahey—like Warren G. Harding before bim James A. Reed now=—is also being pushed for the Bomization an4 some of bis friends want Bim to concentrate on that. Tammany’s interest lies if Be does not stand for the senate he © have the Oblo delegation to the next na- 12 be is alseady a candidate for en- » & contest for Smith delegates can be there is muck SastR sentiment in Ohio. Governor Donebey is canny. The methods be has attract and bold public favor—he has been @lected governor three times—ere as old ap demagozy, put he is personally hopest.and politically bold, and he happeys to be one of those public favorites against whose person the barbs of ridicyle fall blunted. His rf FRE £ Thirteen one-page letters, four-page letters, 63 take newspe- ters the following: 83 two-page letters, 6 patts of speech, bis homely exterior and some very Tustic grand-standing which be bes oftes indulged ‘n have sprouted 2 large crop of Jeers 286 jokes in Obio, Uke bim, and be cen @ bumes operator, and if be happens to be thick be-|* that had brought ¢ bac’: cf ker neck Hi deposi 3 . was tent an intense r know fri drawn, the ation, th borrow from her brother her father to ad the day before s: use. Then, still fired w: dous urge to hel decided sae aeely ¥ Lytton, wite ©: Te Bob had told her, build a country Coon Lake. with othe ted plans, tion to the Hathaways to with Kimself and his dew’ y except 2 fri SAINT 2 SINNER wife had seem: : to Dob to” and bid were being criously consid- | had yet been de- 44, ered. But noti:i: cided, so far as Faith knew, an g had come so far of Pegg "s evident liking for Fait ely .etter of §: follow and coneratulat’s 5 Soe ge so glad yt e. eggy Lytton cri-” hemently when Faith into her hostess’ private sitting room. The The Corn Must Have Gone Crazy With the Heat | a y ‘ve | early th $$$ "Daily Health Service - BY DR. MORRIS FISHBEIN an ine Editor Journal of the Americen i i be Hetle gasps, 28 dication that the Hathaway plans) Segre tes and of ‘ygeis, Health Magazine Statistics indicate en increase in ¢ number of deaths from acute appel itis during the past ten years. Doctors have shown that there is close relationship between the time that clapses from the onset and the operation to rate. P ts emer the hospital e mortality is low, but when there is delay the mortality :s high. Apparently the reason for delay is usually the fact that the patient can- Whe: himmer’ .g waves of Pegsy | not be convinced that an immediate Lytton’s golden hai: were mussed,| operation is necessary. the li reddened with tears. usr arms and took lender figure te © real concern for Peggy Lytt.n. lids of her violet-blue eyes were | “Therefore, the app: aE ‘to suppurate until e breast. gan bursts the infectious matter is a saan Be ou eae through : ee abdominal ly brit - cavity and peritonitis follows. shi the sake of enkenci' : Bob’s re a chances was wine” out by her very) endix continues | it bursts, and |when the inflamed and infected or- jad Practice hysicians who have studied is symptoms of this dis- B vari the “Can I help, dear? We agreed to ease find that practically all of the be friends, you know,” Faith mur- patients suffer with pain, with ten- , “Unhappy,” Peggy e hoed. “Oh, per: Faith, I can’t bear it anv longer! tion by taking d 5 icul Tl) Kill myself if I kave to'live with lagatizns. pee rhea EN ae ea aSty. hin omised® He’s kee: ing me a prisoner, actually a pr: oner! He’s forbidder me to leave t | he | d heuse without him. He’s so jealous of {mured soot ‘gly. “Im so awfully derness over the appendix region + Sorry, you are distressed or unhap- | and with rigidity of the muscles. ler such circumstances many ‘sons attempt to control the condi- Obviously “ hats him, I loach. him!” Her this is bad practice, since it tendr rose shrilly in near-hysteria. to irritate the bowel and enforce “Do you aoe why I haven’t been to! movement, which is likely to increase y see You, as the likelihood of rupture. Go to In the presence of abdominal pain great severity, particularly in the he imagines the grocer boys and the region mentioned. the average pa- postmen try to make love to me. tient will do best merely to go to Will you let me tell you about it, bed and to If I don’t talk to someone Faith? Tl go mad or kill myself.” put .n ice bag or a hot , Water bottle over the region. |_A_ physician shoul’ be called ‘promptly. Any abdominal pain that NEXT: Peggy’s story involves persists over a neriod of six hours Faith in disaster. > tp ‘6 Old Masters is likely to be caused by some serious condition and demands prompt and careful medical attention. When the public is educated to recognize the true seriousness of these conditions, physicians will be Alas, how soon the hours sre over able o do their share in lowering y Counted us out to play the lover! the moriality from this disease. ,' And how much narrower is the stage | Allotted us ‘o pl.y the sage! i* IN NEW YORK ~ But when we play the fool. how wide |), I W YORK | The theater e ands! beside, us; How many (Prompters! OrUs: j —Walter Savage I ndor: Plays. | = How long the audience sits before | New York, Sent. 20,— Those weatherbeaten old fellows who mill Vhat 2/round and round the customs house carrying sandwich si, that read: ‘Passport photos,” ery always in- I Won, ATicKET FoR A TWENTY MINUTE FREE FLIGHT IN AN AIRPLANE ! —~ ~~ TIM Lucky YEH, ~YoURE ote oF “THOSE GUYS“THAT FIGURE AMBULANCE ! TAKE dz | OUR BOARDING HOUSE By Ahern | ZB DONT WORRY, THEY WONT-TAKE HIM UP A APTER“THEY GET A PANORAMA VIEW OF HIM! THEY'LL THAT AIRPLANE TICKET/\TAKE A SNAPSHOT OF As’ GIVE ST-10 A GuV YIDONT LIKE lane HIM, AN’ GINE fT A FLIGHT! = THERE aa A LOT OF \y FINISHED \ ACTORS IN HoLLYwoop! BY RODNEY DUTCHER Washington, Sept. 20.—One of the interesting things ‘hat may hap- yer during the campaign for the publican presidential nomination is an endorsement of Secretary of Commerce Hoover by Senator Boreh. Borah admires Hoover more than tant candidates and there is reason to believe that Hoover likes Boraa. At any rate, some of Hoover's friends are hoping that Boran will support their man. In so far as the) are concerned, Hoover and Bora. would make a great national ticket. Borah might conceivably consent to such an arrangenient. despite his refusal to run with Coolidge in 1924, but there may be even more implica- tions. ‘ee Suppose the Hoover sttength at the convention, when it becomes ap- ce of eastern and agrarian opposi- tion, turns to Borah” The present dope is that aeither Hoover nor Borah can win the nomination, but if such a development should come it would bring Borah much nearer to the nomination than he has ever been before. No close personal friendship ex- ists between Hoover and Borah such as is found betWeen Lowden and Dawes, but in some respects their interests are .he same. Hoover has a passionate desire to be president and thinks he has a chance. ‘orah would li to be President, too, but he uas no illu. sions which al ow him to think that perty’s resent set-up. the other h.nd, thee are those who think that Hoover is in much the same boar as Borsh—th : the pa ty’s leaders and cor ~olling influences won't lev him have it becuu e h: is too honest and too much his own man. x eo Borah is understood to regard Hoover as @ men with .om “moral fiber.” In his heart .¢ is rath exptuous of the trigued me. heir sign’ tell you icture for you cam get 2 passport (0 cents. two-dits oz, 2t Ay most, But try to get them! | the soils of those funny little ur Stairs shops, equipped with an arc light, a hite screen and a vener- able camera, you -iad t’ ~ you will need at least three or four extra prints, wha’ with the possibility of extra visas 2.:¢ such, And you leave with 2 $1C bill badly fractured. In tact, as thev s + on Broadway, rou “ere ten-dollared to death.” ‘en for 2 passport, ten for 2 visa, ten more for another visa, ten here and ten there. - * But to return to the wr. ther beat- en old fellows who carry sandwich signs. There is one that I spotted the first time I wandeze down to the Battery. From time to time I have passed him again. I have won- dered how long he had been at it, how long he would be at it, why he never had tried to find anything else. Someone told me that they get @ percentage when customers are brought in as the direct result of their solicitations. Well, maybe they do earn a few honest dollars. Anyway I approached the old fel- low and put it right up to him. Why did he go on year after year carrying a sandwich sign? “Walla you see, Ima not so well from health.” he began in broken English. “Some time pretta zoon, I safe my monevs and go back home.” “Where’s home?” “She's in Hungary... and then I no more work for I have friends and families. I £ etta =zoon mebbe. I got che ship fare now.” “Well, what are you waiting for?” “I hat safe my money but I haf not pay my last rent. haf to get the passport and those pipul I work foz say they gif me picture free for work overtir..e.” Now I ask you—an cld codger milling around in the rain to get money enough to cay his rent, after he’s got his p.. age money together —carrying a sign around so t! ee ’s * can get his passport pictures. a funay town. | Swinging back to Broadway to sat a few goodbys, I saw a taxical caughc in 42nd street jam. Within the taxi sat one of those blondes that men prefei i> the first row, second d know, one of those unmistakable blondes. She couldn’t be anything but a blonde unles she dyed her hair again, She sat there, chin lifted, nose tited, giving the “big street” the h ard loft” But—on the dr:ver’s sea. was one of those iri-k drum heaters and on the seat beside her were two caged canary birds. She was doing her September moving Ball Another block down the push-cart beleaae hase packing an SESOT HEME, mps and carpets across town. The annual movin: season is upon us. ‘ After all, perhaps this is + pretty ood time tc get cut of -Lanhattan, good time SGILBERT SWAN. aaa rr af if BARBS many > A New York criti. says of our present-day jazz songs will never die. Then our jazz bands had better stop arying tw murder them, The Chek chief of Soviet Russia it st every direction without hitting any of their friends, No, you're not doostii dustea when you pig 2 local Pd anaesthetic, " Fa) finds he has to make al- lowances for the boy in college this year, and that allowance has several meanings. 3 are pious. a wicked right, The Davis cup ne gone to France. Oh, well, maybe some of the Legion boys could use it over there, f A Thought | shall dwall Ath The welt sito the lomb snd the with he Once iz! arent that Hoover can’t win in the |‘ by and many business men + rossously ard him as a radical. On er hand, Berab {: satisfactory to mers. There is demand for him, but he has not the Bn, ee eee ori also is sat to Progressives, among whor Hi 1? nomination is ut to unife Hoover. he admires any of the other impor-|Borsh has ne.or played ball with the politicians. Out of this 20: both bo! stronger if the: influences wi them both. oth the farm op} WASHINGTON LETTER candidates for the nom:aation as Hughes nd Dawes. ig cone vinced that the big on of the party have d to block joover’s cam) tor delegat . by putting up Hughes to beat him in \the east. In othe words, the same crowd which has kept him from the of 8 grow a feeling on ie pate men that they will each unite against the are opposed hasn’t many friends. disagree upon. Sain nee a and 60, not cover, both believing’ that 1¢ th i ie iu other nations. was losing us friendship and he can get the nomination under the | has ye similar assumption is tc concerning most other presidential possibilities. Neve: rtheless, Hoover's are hoping for Borah’s there is some reason to actionary itheir hopes may prove justified, Peace but the tric ob of principles. that at sucheand-such an adddress |--Emerson. _—————— TE Justajingle “You't wear your father’s shoes, of it,” + oo some day, And be right fees to The banker > ma Shearer, Gwen Lee at original story b: same story whi Adele Rogers cently in shucks, Bis dsd’s shoes didn’t Sit, — SEER PEP eee memmaan At the Movies zine. ti wild and spend rich man’s party. The role of the wild sister is played by Gwen Lee, » by the way received her rasp wo when 8) a role in Miss Shearer's ge of the Night.” impe: “ CAPITOL THEATRE Syd Chaplin as Old Bill! wh the ~ ean ie Man on the To those only thro rsonat What a visit to the he is pla: of “The will fairly b4 ing He and turned it loose tion. And it’s a see g : from the end. You|that ever E $ the iE THEATRE ht,” featuring Nor- the Eltinge Waednes: on " day and Thursday, is based on en Monta Bell, the was fictionized by St. Johns and the Cosmopoliten hen eres Pepcid Pc of a cigare’ lab; a girl who peat de bat Bight rchases & one thousand berty bond only to find that he: bond of like denna taehion given as a ‘favor” for having attended a Box” »” we recom! pitol theatre, in the screen mn tter 'Ole.” see Syd Chaplin 5 yas he oa ut wat » aS the character, 4 got into the very of seoms of joover it friends rt edad and lieve that youth, but Gre: ran re- mage- and ler r ister bas a her e le ‘6 Aunt,” and toh! where they Bil,