Subscribers enjoy higher page view limit, downloads, and exclusive features.
THURSDAY, AUGUST 18, 1927 PAGE FOUR beni rd If instead of appropriating the government’s sur- The Bismarck Tribune sith for one pork-barrel project or another, there is THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE Lindy’s View of the County Fair ‘# ; backie a An Independent Newspaper |@ good chance for reduction. aa o. [ THE STATE'S OLDEST NEWSPAPER The Democrats, rather than forego the prospec- a Rete: 5 iW te ‘ y Pace . (Established 1873) tive reduction, are planning to oppose the practice \\ of © ama Goves f of applying all receipts from foreign nations to debt ‘ ] Bismorke’t ND, and oer ae the, snobtatten ot reductions. They argue that this is something that | Editor's Note: This fe chapter | neatly. one ei wepdaes eben? a Bismarck as second class mail matter. can be let alone a few years or else paid off more | a 18 ae he sees Bes pote by ie San, Another “aiguite - “Sgarge D. Mann President and Publisher | gradually, instead of putting all the money available | ‘aul Adams, Ming France as .|shaven eff soiwe tee, cream." Coffes- ent, who is revisiting Subscription Rates Payable in Advance | into this department. Bae a scout for the American Legion | served. “Then a “digestif.” - “Pilly by carrier, per year 7.29 | The country would like to see taxes reduced, but | convention in September. anne He is-an aistete Denk Daily by mail, per year, (in Bismarck). 7.20 | there is a serious question whether Congress will | CHAPTER CXVI And there's a standing offer of three = ly by mail, per year, be able to control itself with the prospect of a sur- ‘A “wagon-lit” is, strictly speaking, Ceo Lee Lt fag Fe rpc . (in state outside Bismarck)... +++ 6.00 | plus at hand. Despite the optimistic predictions of | i PF gy a railroad’car. But some are sleep- | gid comes: along and collects ti =Delly by mail, outside of North Dakota. ..... 6.00 | some of the Washingtonites, many of us are inclined | ; j ing cars—though there are no berths | money. ‘There are ‘mo disputes, 7! lember Audit Bureau of Circulation ai i in France—and some ure diners, It |figures of the chief, unreadable 1 : biel Bat) teetdintnilitialenbig Ae cath bls |was a. wagon-lit that Marshal Foch |they are, cannot be questioned, = + Member of The Associated Press pluses and Congress gleefully went ahead and spent % z | used to lay his armistice papers in| All the while the train is careen*%s a ‘The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to | it all. . : 7) front of the German delegates. redbes along. The staff works -with use for republication of all news dispatches! If Congress can only be persuaded to use restraint q 5 j it will be a wagon-lit in which the |clock-like precision. It ‘may require credited to it or not otherwise credited in this pa- ican Legion |= small army of servants to do the there may be cause for rejoicing. In the meantime, : aE ion will way work. But work is done. Anda » and also the local news of spontaneous origir 4 . yf . conventi I & Feblishea herein. All rights of republication of all [we can only sit with bated breath and wait for TPIR tables toa WRETEAL Wye MAL: | SE ER ne eee Sher matter herein are also reserved. our solons to convene. 4 tow. The train careens along. The wagon-lit is an amusing bot = (or City, State and Count ) a CnenY ee tet o beer The wa piprate Fe Frans Mg cal = e al fc roc! an jolts. lace: most. of ese ners waitresse: ficial City, 'y_ Newspaper; ase sua tk Psychologists eae J GEN. é in a j ti yarlous servings and |the serving. But, on some Hing the rained s' ients of mental ills are splacing e ~Gelegates or je meal ask is entru; to waiters, ould “the breaking up athe Generar pare, Pres {*hrata clu and physicians howe knows Si, Sa hac stata abenes| ona ep rng er ore dent Coolid, nd ibe ma & tha 1088 “Al ign, | ¥85 less than their personalities, George E. Vin- ver P, ; laugh in store. For these boys po Td basi are vt ett me ah sagt Waitt eace cent, president of the Rockefeller Foundation, re- Fr a “ . brine wear ee oan He conelinstiv seller, a ind ies =" ‘ ‘ sites G a pu of cul al jen ladies som a! made out oi crowded from public attention the meeting, in Lau- eh declared MWe ty! Of “the “activities! of the 2 57 4 : < G bt the liquid. ana. @ never spills | white rubber. It gets all peta ‘after sanne, Switzerland, of representatives from 87|°T##nization. During recent years the study and] | r\ rop. She rides the train with the |a few servings, But it remains all Christian denominations “alia: seek some means | <o7e SE Onte anna ne © s s aa Similan toon Next reohies a ont “4 it—th is 8 ‘ . ~ 5 ye be ie whereby they may unite all Christian peoples under| itelligent methods, the report states, and this study ' the plates and ‘the meat. Another that Marshal Fock oa coheed coentnin “Saath: GP Taid male has gone on from the obviously defectvie to include S fe Waitress takes orders for wine and is for his armistice. Saabon form of aie oobagidatiner ik a gnaee behavior clinics for young children, special classes m'neral water. A dignitary, the for backward pupils and work among adolescents 3 3 official bottle opener, ducs lus wok] TOMOBROW: Superstitions, and adults afflicted with various mental and nervous disorders. ‘ The harm that the fakes in the realm of mental “specialists” have accomplished can not be adequate- ly estimated. Persons suffering mentally and who could undoubtedly be cured by real psychiatrists, suffer more intensely and spend huge sums of money by allowing either amateurs or charlatans to fiddle around with complexes, and gnanifestations and aberrations and what-not until they absolutely give $1 “bet up hope of being either helped or cured. A ‘An ordinary straw kelly, which can | #i thereof, Quackery in the treatment cf mental diseasss be picked up in Sixth ae ton 815 1 4 should be ty eZ few dollars, is likely to cost at as rigorously prevented as is quackery - muy J7" 19 istration. Preparations for this conference have been under iS. 3% years. It is of course improbable that ~E hie frit ‘meeting the conference will achieve its “aim, ‘but the mere fact that the Christian peoples +s@fi the world are nearer a common understanding ds noteworthy. It was almost exactly 1900 years ago that Jesus Christ set out upon his great ministry. That min- istry, lasting some three years, was the foundation - of the Christian church. Time, progress and the varying interpretations which mortal men put upon »» the-Christian doctrine as handed down by Jesus him- self have resulted in the creation of the 87 differ- accidents before and efter any system is in operation permits 3 to the value of va: Relief: ie near for the you } who, after having poet ean faith to 1S viel and having a ted her ei by has di 7 ane) ae twenty before it is thrown in the fin on + ent sects which are now gathered at Lausanne. the practice of regular medicine. Men who know, isi btacd AMOR. mw’ __{heap at the end of summer. the é: ment ring given her by her will replace these fakes as they are in some way| cieaaiie as a a TR ox eliminated day by day. Meanwhile a new profes- sion of mental hygiene will be getting well rooted, S TAIN ang S NNER and, with a thoroughly scientific basis, will become - y . de more secure and its methods increasingly efficient. YY Anne Aus: 5 Ou, It will take its place in a well rounded program) raith of preventive medicine and public health, - hich, mayhap, may. account for| fiance he, or pound catfish couldn't emerge un-|the hatless army, rapidly growing in| change their ‘mind: feathed from a battle with a can of ME city.) katie the hat : Pie { | checking. racket that operates every- : well a ~ jion-| Where. dianted”? but. when a"relion Sutera ees, PrbeaPu oy no Almost every place, outside. the Sore a girl with an an- f Two hundred years ago—one hundred years ago-~ the believers in one creed could see no possible good in the creed of any other church. Tolerance, however, ‘~ has spread, and the result is that today representa- tives of the 87 creeds in some*thirty different coun- 5 tries can admit that the spirit of their religion is r _ and'should be more important than mere details ey both, should of it, 2 arm chair counters, now. boasts a (Copyright, 1927, NEA Service, inc.) fat-cheeking concessi¢n with Cherry's baby cuddled lovely, cloudlike chiffon. frock over in her arm, sat. in Cherry’s room, her rioting curls, lunch and the eck your hat 3h » te most emba: fm- “% Meanwhile let a drive be institut inst the| watching her dress. “I agree with Bob that hi is extracted. This is repeated at} til invents a vest-pocket of ceremony and church organization. mental quackicrho-are dolog such « aphedia’ best-|_cBRAIT I wear ny _peach-coleked| better Saale medtli gies rial ticoee Daily Health (a2, fearing. one]. gu ge the : } ™ » Success for the Lausanne conference would not hous in dosligie thse. pute chiffon or my white georgette?’ |from Chris before you become in- ea! Be reo aoe ont ~ a ; Je not likely to improve, iy mean the immediate creation of one big church, the a lab peat rte fh Peete aes eae ail) Hilarie mig ee mum: is around two bits and, in oat ak ‘ 1 5 ’ 4 merger of all church organizations now existent, jet from ‘her baby, she rushed to Faith’ Please, darling, don’t . cultivate —@| exclusive club, you are supposed What would seem to be the logical 1 iid) Chsiitinnity te. big. enough’ 4o.entompass all Franco-German Amity chair and flung herself down upon|that manner,” Chetty begged, laugh- BY DR, MORRIS FISHBEIN leave at least fifteen cen! hing would be to havi ir sign Ss 4 y ~ ari France is sitting on pins and needles again. her kn letting her short copper-|ing. “You really are only ‘twenty-| Editor Jouraal of the American Med-|_ The business man who goes about ‘ A ; greeds, and broad admission that the Christian doc-} Atvs it had appeared that her troubles, with| 4 gurls fal “in, a bright cascadd one, you know! | But listen, Faith:| teal Association and of Hygeia, {% Jot can ex Meat cienas aaae } % ii ~ e dim idgets ft eC cel 0 ' his a cctraaneieae are ape uc dag te Germany had been permanently patched up, some- fad infant “Laughing at yours olf enauet Pind. God yet : AN m4 Bas, ae Coe eh Mopasint ler the pew th. i oe 4 slbecnertt bw Se ore } } 2 a zzer, lambie?” she ‘crowed fo! rouble enough, to: have dt i above the ‘original canes 5 ere in not how we shall worship, but merely that we shall] nme, happened to arouse the French fears and|I¥cu"just walt, Midgdti "Won't fal take care sftmpsclee Ghenay i so) guspices of the American Institute of yest : X . }long now till you're dressing for you@| safe as a chure! It was an innocent enough thing. Germans along]fifst, beau! And oh, the hi “Then you don’t really love him,” the border line of the two countries, where French | Wy, Diag a ie SS Falth Interrupted scorntully, . ‘onder if I'm-going “to be j : herry wheeled and among workmen. as. well troops are still stationed, have formed “play this little. mite some, d ister furiously. R pay| matter’ of workers’ health. brigades.” “‘Thegé brigades are more. or less on the| ,, ns lah, see, wey oe Perce aant hg ne Word! |” The total working: time, lost order of gy@inasjum lasses, but the fact that they! “Beauty—like yours-tean Be.a great. pre nyally)on: <Aecount' of odcupations le fave eye swains-who aire Soham h aren «, worship. Solicitous to the well being of the world, ‘Anyway; the. other’ da: fection by teans of mote or ry decided it. thi “hay be the. Lausanne conference can lead only in this direction. ished by the Carne. bert Morse Wood rt: i Naming the Next Age ) In the really good old prehistoric days, the “ages” z were sizable periods of time. There were the not- are run in “a” semi-military way ‘has caused the] er curse than it is.a blessing. Jf you oad ‘he widget,” Faith inter- ware 1 i" : t iyvten would French worry. ‘They are:now fearing another in-| ‘it ‘be vas Mood H Peten WeRtely: wage loss ftom such accidents, as: : it into “vogue, it: might put ; i *Shi i ident,” | Wa8e 7 : 4 so-well-known Paleogoic age of invertebrates, fishes} yasion, retorted flippantly, springing to her|Cherry cried, “Love had. noth a suming an gverage wage of $4 per! This is a mere. item, how pam) anve thew ( and amphibians; the better-known Mesozoic age of| hen, too, they worry about Germany's ambiti feet ‘after one last kiss “upon the|do, with her! No, I've had my les-| Cox‘ogy. The tne ee at $968. compared wth trying to’ ha wently i reptiles; and the well known Cenozoic age of mam- Soden oil fates y's ambitions.) haby's little button nose. “Going to|son! I'll never love any man agai je! time Jost and Wages dog or a°baby in this metro} i] “‘Mohey, . next ptiles; and Be oy: rs, | To believe some of the French leaders, the Germans | lecture me, darling? . You have yourt—-too much. “Do I look. ali choke reuse of ill health among 3U-4 A busy man must hire the : : * mals, which is more or less with us yet. Within this]... planning, by one master stroke, to repudiate the| orders from your husband, you know.|her voice ‘changed with miraculous | 00000 industrial worker: PPFOX-" or one of the professional Cenozoic era are the stone age, the bronze age, the y g TAN right! Shoot , _ | suddenness, as.ghe surveyed her ra-| {mately 210,000,000 working days oF ercisers” if he is to: have i 3 fh Dawes plan, annex Austria and recapture lost terri-]" “age you fallin diant beauty in the mirror, a pleased| tM¢ ¢auivalent of 700,000 . working’ his 4 teaph sae tm silver bee the avee age, the iron) tory by ruse or force. Andrews, Cherr; i smile curling her ripe little mouth:| Zeer. A the wage lees from nicks {erable side money play age, age of reason, the age of discretion. s ii i — ec nants’ dogs, ai x te fie gons, ani the:.world, mbsing at igraater It seems that the day when the French and Ger- 3". Cherry | NEXT: Faith's portrait is finished ig absence from, work is men take on thie: task whi ' mans will trust each other has not yet arrived. one bare, pearly-tinted - and exhibited to the family. imated at $840,000,000. , AY. ani around for work. : Inauguration of friendly trade treaties seemed to} shoulder as she delved into the closet th apartments and greater speed, has seen the ages become shorter average of $1 a day for medi and shorter. The age of the invertebrates may have| many to be the fitst ste ard the restoration of /{°%,the ,Peach-colored chiffon. “Ac. !- BARBS? Bis | nS. eerte nae partments are’ large lasted some thousands and thousands of years. The peated ei relations. scrap aboarepateertty afraid faites aon ng sacltement proba: : BARBS | Pose is about $245,000,000., The to families 3 iy ae ae - We ‘alwa: “ iron age lasted only a few centuries, giving way tv] inet some dark hist Gasioiny -is. going 40. ri bly I am, darling. What of it? 1/@ =—-————_________.__@| economic loss from sickness and pre-|since most apartment. owners re going to ‘kidnap: litt i y is going s€ UF) suppose I'll always be falling in love| It’s always a relief when a boy| mature death among wage earners is \to allow th ies to be. parked in} miles with her the age of steel. Upon us now, we are told, is the| sq start a wholesale massacre. with sothebody till I die. And. 1| gett ough so his father can / estimated ab $1,500,000,000 annualiy. (the hallway, the “baby buggy” gar-| the ; ~. age of electricity, known in the vulgate as the age It is a case where a plainly weakened country rete to peacen. 1 abe before men quit | wear isearded clothes. nee tigates are signif! re ae jagen, flourish. ge ‘one nei ped pete, egrzerac, tae prec! 2 falling in love with me.” ronesaa se tof the ne ie ‘ othe are we in for next? A guess as good as io BROViNe Le Seema (so HOE. AD peers * Gan thought ig ¢ ‘he Tagen ms tne idence eon a etalk ind dus mnt cleared alae oa 6 arraegea fo ag - vena thie and 3 tion. If Germany should start trouble, which is] George,” Faith said helplessly. na. al}ing he could get & much better turn-{sve her from going over the falls any is that the next age will be known as the doubtful, there would be little trouble i bduin; George Pruitt is a woman, tion shortly after Mrs. Coolidge sees ess is prevental Physicians over: out’ of. xo-carts ‘and carriapes| or belt sliced synthetic. "When the Institute of Chemistry, was| (ouvtful: there e trouble wink | man, and unfortunately, Ym not the|in what a ducky way the White| associated | with industrial . plante’ without having auy dirty work o,de-, matical bids orth ie és her. As it stands, the French seem to be suffering|one woman. You happen to _be,”| House has been remodeled, point out that much of the ness; Rental is arranged by. day, week: or * ce recently shown a bride dressed in ‘purely synthetic from nightmares more than anything else. Cherry retorted, an edge of hardness ‘ould be. eliminated by adequate] month. : “Bet mew” clothes, the “age was heralded. Standard Oil of . New Jersey is flirting with a German inventor who has produced synthetic gasoline. Various experi- * ments are under way to produce synthetic rubber. Synthetic pearls are here in such profusion that ‘they may be cast, synthetically, before the swine. And so it goes. 5 “The coming of the synthetic age jis one of man, naive possibilities. If it will enable us to di “ synthetic deaths and paying synthetic taxes, it wi!l be worth sticking around for. . a The Mayor’s Job “*. Mayor W. Freeland Kendrick of Philadelphia has ¢found by actual count that in the two and a half years he has been at the head of the Quaker City government, he has attended an average of 840 ban- ““ quets a year. Getting this down to more appreciable, + figures, it can be caleulated that Hizzoner in Phila- delphia must spend from two to three hours every jisingle day attending banquets. - Mayor Kendrick has saved his digestive apparatus «by. refusing to eat at any and all banquets. He =merély attends and extends the official glad hand Sang--welcome, then departs—to attend another . s %. The social demands put upon Philadelphia’s chief >. executive are in varying degree duplicated in prac- Ytheally every city of any size in the country, and is: the tragedy of the whole affair. City of- ls are required to do altogether too much mon- ' gikey business, to,the detri ; Ne begradges its c to her voice, “Glenn 0 _much| . No. aeoner had the naval disarma. upervision combined with ° He had no ent conference failed than the ru rompt alleviation of such conditi: In “beau! i : : ; ing Selma, if thi : up on our much-abused| as are found on ph: \ ie 4 1s Co t aching you. ie told Me 60." coast .guard. fe eget hae re es artans | bal ne th b fs y | Editorial Commen Joab ton tht se — od 4 8g asked hesitatingly. ur dramatic, appreciation seems’ nature of the problem. For instance, | lifti ee Who docun't?” Cherry retorted, | to be improving. "No longer do they| the selection of methods ot the ha Ae ee im} : Preven-|at the ‘animal ‘ Lindbergh Is Tired Precious. I've told] dress Hamlet in plus-fours to prove] tion of any industrial acéidents ell rimmed (Fargo Forum) ts and pri; ut it, and he under-| that he was.crasy. sof Park Ai i Knows about Chris; Evers:| | It's’ a aafo bet that the Oklahoma * ‘perfect. spect , Lindbergh, they tell us, is tired. When he dropped] iin” she added, as ahe slipped the] inan who stabbed to death a 100, in on Indianapolis the other day, he showed unmis-| - B takable signs of beginning to crack under the strain. . His shoulders drooped, -his face had a haggard] OUT OUR WAY : in bobbed ait wine neg and circles were about his eyes, the ini, (Copyright, :1987, WER Be Ar The.) Lindbergh himself fears that he is going stale. The steady round of receptions has begun to wear. “The hokum often is terrible,” he said to one ir- terviewer. “What has that cigaret business got to do'with it? Why do you care that I didn’t prefer to drink in Paris? Let’s talk aviation.” Undoubtedly, the young man is tired. Undoubted- ly, he was nettléd when the reporter questioned him about his abstinence abroad and his first cigaret. Undoubtedly, he is weary as he awakes each morn- ing with the knowledge that he must go through another dreary round of exhibition flying, parades, dinners, receptions and whatnot. - But there seems to be nothing he can do but carry on. The American public will not Jet him rest. It 1 —— f news, romance and whatnot—on th They:; th r a fer | - and , “ A. a eee ne ee ce oe ste lek. ot | The aye that contemplates sé well] SO4® 0 Acts raise, grab the “gol” . < fave the scenario from an. unhappy HE LEAVES U6 WAITNY * )IN FRONTA ‘BUTCHERS 'N fe AIBURNG 'N GROCERS 'N 7 SNEMTHING, ‘NI YOU “TWO TiSS ROLLS OVER NW GO TY SLEEP'AN INTOYS YOURSELFS. \AN ME-MEE- L.HAFTA Do ALLIH WAIT, FER HY WBE SSEER RR HULL THREE OF US,