The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, July 29, 1927, Page 10

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(Official City, State and County Newspaper) What Makes a Gentleman Margot Asquith, wife of a former British prime sharp-seeing woman who has a pen- chant for writing books and saying things in them that get her into a peck of trouble. The latest sophistry attributed to her ironical wit is the statement that very few ladies are gentle- men, ‘The implication is that even the most refined women are still inclined to cattiness, nas s, and a trivial meanness that is not noticed in gentlemen. “As proof of this assertion, it might be mentioned that Margot Asquith’s remark is one of the cattiest things ever said. Man, fearful of his own soul in the presence of the female cf the species, dares only lapse into silence when such issues as these. are brought up for conversation in mixed company. "He can, how- ever, shift the subject tg a discussion of what makes a gentleman, or what is a gentleman. According to the scholar, no man is a gentleman who cannot read Latin and Greek. According to the eastern scciety debutante, a gentleman is a nice-looking boy who went to Harvard, Yale or Princeton and has at least $15,000 a year income. Christopher Marlowe said that the devil was 2 rentient Coldsmith wrote that. a gentleman was the chief work of a barber. ‘Emerson asserted tha: repose and cheerfulness were the badges of a gen- tleman. Steele opined that a gentleman was a gen- erous and brave man. Coleridge declared that. re- ligion was the most gentlemanly thing in thé world. but one of F. Scott \Fitzgerald’s characters swore that a gentleman must know how to hold his licker. Opinions and definitions, it is seen, differ. Wom- en today. read Greek and Latin, can attend classes at Harvard and. Yale at least, have been known to have $15,000 a year, have been devils, angels, worn badges of repose and cheerfulness, been worked on by barbers, and held their licker. By any such tests as these, women are in every sense as gentlemanly as men. ’ ~ A Poet Counsels Statesmen Poets are generally accepted with lifted eyebrows - by the great, strong, silent men who believe they -' hold the world’s destiny within their hands. Men who are. not poets, however, but pride them- selves on their practicability, could well listen to Dennis, McCarthy; one of the great living Irish _ Poets, as he speaks cn a matter which he seems to /~: believe he can expr more. strongly in prose than ya. Verse. _» McCarthy speaks of the murder of Kevin O'Hig- gins, “strong man of the Irish Free State.” “It would be-a mistake,” says McCarthy, “to be- - lieve this deed authorized by political parties. In ~ an atmosphere of intense political bitterness, there may @lways be found irresponsible men who, seek- » ing thé nearest way to a desired end, are moved “without much hesitation to bloodshed. “If each of the parties in Ireland could muzzie _its own wild men ‘and women, and if the same miuz- zling. could be applied in America, also, the atmos- .', :phere would be. cleared of its miasmatic vapors, and ** ‘a saner and healthier state of public opinion would result in Ireland and everywhere.” If this poet’s truth about “irresponsible men" * born and bred everywhere through no fault of the leaders of various movements were really accepted, . fewer national hatreds and wars. would be bred.” ' “The Crowd. Was Orderly” King‘ Ferdinand of Rumania had’ been dead for hours before the public knew it. : Those were not wasted:hours in the seats of the mighty. Though knowing: for weeks ~and months that the king must dic, those. who coptrolled the destinies of the nation were not yet ready with their answer to the question of “After. the King, what?” And: they dared not tell the people that their king was dead until the, answer was reddy. . knew something deeply affecting was afoot, they Were: told that ‘the king. was dead: and that little Prince Michael was their new king. F Hi nd | Slte goes to learn formality “When the mob’s restlessness ,indjceted .that they: Dis h ade ‘ial note of the fact that, ‘ lear raing the king ‘ ie dona “the crowd was| And here-ow the near side ofitio Atlantic 9. yours i Restlessness comes to the mob‘when the + goes! The moguls fear that, even when for a moment, the mob will go to pieces; and she must discipline ° rig can|She must steel to the carpingy. and) ¢ eisms of the haute monde, made merciless by its inl 5 who made the same ‘trip, the award was made -by. tie is a civiljan. He tacit taste stretched. A man who deserved. this high honor; every bit as much as Byrd and Noville must be con-' tent with the expressed regrets of officials that he _ | couldn't be honored in this fashion. | Here scems to be a matter for congress to con- | sider at its next session. The decision the legisla- | do decide to make the medal award law logical, they | will insure that proper honor be paid to such in- | trepid airmen as Chamberlin, instead of slighting, | them, } A King Is Pinched The king of Belgium, Albert by name, was ar- rested for speeding in the city of Spa, Belgium, 4 day or so ago. Spa insists on a speed limit of 10 kilometers, ory ubout six miles an hour, and since it is impossible lfor anv contihental car to go that slowly, Spa ix | [quite aure to pay for good roads by speed fines. | ) King Albert seemed to be doing a daytime Haroun ‘Al M@schid stunt by driving a friend’s car, How- over, even when assured that his victim was the | iking, the cop continued making out his report, and the king will be fined unless the communal court | relents. | ‘There are very few towns in America, democracy ‘and republic, where the town mayor, councilmen, |leading ministers or bootleggers can’ really be ‘brought to time for speeding. And one shudders |at the very thought of President Coolidge being ar- | rested anywhere for ‘anything! But then, we're only a democracy. The king got | arrested and had to take his desserts along with the | humblest citizen in a monarchy. There’s a differ- | ence. [Baitriat Comment | The Real: Thing (Grand Forks Herald) Ardmore, South Dakota, has the distinction of life, about the first opportunity that the president has had to see a representative group of western ors make isn’t going to rock the world, but if they }- ‘giving. President Coolidge a taste of real country |~~§ people in their ordinary environment, ‘and acting with, perfect naturalness. “The rodeos and other like affairs which he has attended have been exhibitions, public entertainments staged with spe- cial refprence to the presence of the, distinguished guest, The Ardmore picnic was similas in: charac- ter to hundreds of other gatherings which are- held during the summer all over the west, and the pro- gram, apparently without intention, was character- tstic' of such gatherings. i material which he had intended to use, and Senator. tent the program fell short of being the real farm- ers’ picnic program.’ Yet it came close ‘enough to let the president see what western farm people are like when they are at home and not on dress parade. | 4, with controverted political subjects. The speakers or disapproval of what they heard, with, perfect ‘phasis. ‘ - President Coolidge is an eastern man. His busi-| i néss and professional experience has, béen: entirely | 4 freedom and' with considerable. em- ‘contact. with. the west: But is it not probable that ‘his visit to the Ardmore. picnic, would. remind him which are believed to affect the welfare of those who attend, the championship .of conflicting’ plans tisanship of the audiences. It is more than Jikely that the president -will conclude, if he has nog al- ready done so, that Human nature is much the same in South Dakota.ps.in New England. ee: Two Prisoners -(Minneapolis Journal) 2 Vacation time in the land of the free is ‘a, pat time for a. little boy named Michael and a. young’ girl named .to come: into. the news, While whom none of the "Cherry thought of as an ordinary servant, made an unexpected remark ; Ps as she stirred her tall glass of ice It appears that, Governor Bulow, out of courtesy'| tea-vigorously. to the guest of, honor, decided at the last moment) with Faith and Uherry and Mr. Lane, to climinate, from his address some of the. spicy |'if he.happened to be at home at that me ence strangely comforting. Norbeck, who had prepared something. in reply,! her from thinking too much of Bob was also careful af the proprieties, To that ex-|end ployer and private secretary. to get out more. dress up about four o'clock this af- The speeches dealt, at least in some megbure, [ladles in the neighborhood?” * pects rn ,Teached for the bow] of combination took opposite sides, and, thé assembled visitors were’ salad trembled slightly. .“1 do owe ite dem ive in‘ thei ions three or four calls,’ she acknowledg- quite demonstrative in‘their expressions af approval Eat CUE I—there's the baby, you 4 It. was a thor-!'xnow, and Cherry will be wanting oughly democratic gathering, and the people con-|/anotber of those dresses made this ducted themselves as free and independent Ameri-|'™' cans, and expressed whatever sentiments they had,| retorted with a snort an eye on the baby. Faith: began, then her voice broke + i * a ho Id hand w troki her in the east, He has had practically no personal, h: rad aie faa dregs as. you want to,” Kate Lundy sooth- F - ed her. “Reckon every girl that gets strongly: of gatherings which -he has attended in| married has to go through a few cry- | Vermont: or Massachusetts? ‘In each case there ia! 5)" My i " . ere i8! husband, Mis |the keen interest of the masées. in public activities | on.- honey. encowraged to cry her tears dry up. r Faith looked up into the broad, home- by local leaders and.the frank and undisguised par- iy face with a smile quivering on her ips. baby,” she tried to laugh. Lundy, think he really loves me?” She want+ ed to iask, Cherry?” but her lips would ‘not ut- ter the disloyal words. ”' sured her vigorously, a little too viz- oroysly, Faith thought fearfully. “Of course he ain't the romantic kind, but T'll take the good. solid, ‘substantial men: any time. At luncheon that day, Kate Lundy, family exeept women. He ain’t that sort.” So Kate —Chert desolately “Now, if 1°was you,” Mrs, Lundy had been in the habit of having her luncheon on me a real good time this —gossip with the jour, Today Faith found. her pres- It kept. recip ple over to pla or to dance self get in you what I'll Cherry, alone in Bob's offices, the congenial intimacy of em- rut, you know. “What you need, Mis’ Hathaway, is do Why don’t you ernoon and pay some calls on the Faith flushed, and the hand that) ‘0 sbtmise Mr. Hathaway. good. a_cnild, ” Kate Lundy “And I'll keep “Oh, drat, Cherry “You—you’re awfully good to. me,” into sobs. In a moment she was weep- After a cool bath. ng. on Kate Lundy's: broad bosom; | + ry's violet bath salts, ‘There, now, honey! Cry as much days. But you got a mighty fine lathaway. Cry right It]l do you good.” But. as. usual, when a wonran is excited, set out to pay her calls. A Thought “I didn’t mean to act, like a “Oh, Mrs. tell me! Do you—do you Malachi: iv, 2. yy Fear, either as. stive, is the Mrs. Jameson. IT COULDN'T LAST “Ass much as ‘he loves “Sure, he does!” Mrs. Lundy reas- She: I refused you six times. Yes, give out.—Answers. That mand do anv- thing in the world for you, Mis’ Gosh! Mebbe. Darwin. Was Right Hathaway, and you don’t need. to be afraid he'll chase around after other Lundy .wae thinking of too, Faith told herself Kate went th’ forced cheerfulness, “I’d have fternoon | neighbors, take} yeur sewing along, exchange a few invite some nice young cou- bridge this evening You mustn't let your- Tel 1 make up a batch of my raisin-nut cookies and a jot of them minced olive and cream cheese sandwiches and you can have a little jumped-up party this.evening, Now you go and lie down and rest, and I'll have your flowered voile pressed real nice or, you by the time you wake up. Don’t you worry about the Midget. Her and me understand each other.” Faith found that it was very pleas- ant to be ordered about for her own And she obeyed ‘as docilely as it was three o’clock when she woke from the nap she had not believed she would be able to enjoy, with her heart as sore as it was. ready drawn iand scented with some of Cher- which Mrs. Lundy had had no’ compunction in using—she dressed herself carefully in the thin, flowered voile, white shoes and stockings, and her wide- brimmed straw hat. faced with pale vink chiffon which yade her skin look lovely, and, feeling pleasantly Unto you that fear my name. shall fhe Sun. of righteousness arise—| £0" principle or a mo- beginning of all evil.— I wasn't so anxious to marry | Service BY DR. MORRIS. FISHBEIN Editor Journ: Medical Ass the Health Magazine Everyone who has of deaths of year of life. 1] sand, and in 1(99, 1 The nymber of deaths under year decreased considerably those under one month decreas slightly, and those under o hardly at all. of the Cleveland (Ohio) Health C eil in‘the first week of life. Most of ‘the deaths that during the first year of due to disturbances of digest! This has been largely eliminated. such as broncho-pneumonia, deaths from congenital mains approximately the same. The one factor wi increased during the asa ‘rate from premature birth. 1 | parently is asi infection care, ‘fote'the child's birth. ‘should see a physician just ai chil GOOD GRAMMAR: Teacher; Pupil: To sleep—Buep Humor, Anan eimere res oie | Daily Health —+ the American ion and of Hygeia, ; followed the decreasing death rates of civilized communities during the past hundred years realizes that much of the de- | crease is due to the substantial re- duction that has taken place in the fants during the first t In 1900, the death rate of infants under one year were 161 per thousand; in 1910, 141, per thou- 106 per thousand. one but; Pcl (Copyright, 1927, NEA Service, Inc.) r In_other words, as pointed out by Dr, Howard W. Green. |, the ‘better, economic ‘conditions! and public health work of the past)* jy if 20 years is apparently not affecting| Riel alex dicate) greatly the cause of deaths of infants petrced infection of the gastrointestinal tract by food not properly safeguarded: The deaths which now ur are largely due to infection of the lungs, ch a bran. chitis, influenza and pneumonia. The number of deaths ascribed to ven- ereal diseases in the parents has de- creased somewhat, but the number o: r malforma. tions and from injuries at birth re- h.’ This ap- ated with parental and with bad obstetrical and it indicates the necessity jore attention to the condition of the mother during the period be- s Certainly the ‘niotHer who wishes to save her baby soon as she realizes that; she is to nave a What is t then my luck hag tol ver fo aeaeees ‘|most of the rest of us are:enjoying, often with: too little appreciation of’ its privileges, the liberty that is our best possession, these two are made prison- ers of conformity. To onc—the* boy—the accident of birth has given a crown an@ a kingdom; tp the other, the girl, the accident ‘of love has given a wedding ring and a fortune, ‘Yet both are con-|/ |.demned to fetters.. A’ lonely little prince, edged’ about by the con- ventions of royalty, is borne away from, his toys to.a great hall of ceremony, there to be seated high on. @ throne, as. king of Rumania, There, unless fate interyenes, he must live out his life from a childhood quite unchildlike by comparison,’ knowing few. of. the joys that freedom. gives as the. heritage of'children born outside the purple. He is'a king— and still a prisoner. girl: comics out ofthe forest; unschooled: and: primi- tive, to speak vows of marriage into another world. Thrice the age of the boy king; she is. still, a. child in the sophisticatedircalm to whith young love has carried her. From, ways. relatively. unconstrained 1d’ corivention. ‘ } » Where once, her thoughts and her werds, as among \those about her, were of simple things, untram- meled by any rigid ctiquet in 9 provincial scene, now she must spend her days conforming to man- customs alien to: her itetitiets: of .Wer air She mustilearn from hard innumer- able: things Iltile dreamt of in her phil- ‘osophy, she must educate, ‘he, educated, @ tender heart made peculiarly more tender by the r king, will be a prisoner. a glory and gerat service in his his eliildhood tm: ‘And it will a on, ™ raitor’s Note: This is Chap- ter 99 of the series of articles by a Tribune correspondent who is revisiting France as a svout | for the American Legion. CHAPTER XCIX “Some birds have all the luck. Tak this guy Nason, for instance. gonne near ms village of Cierge' that he built ba visits it three times a year. of it—three times a year! Thin! And hi September. This dude Nason is a lieutenan the 3rd_ Division. shelter. ig that. ‘FRIDAY, Poo He’ got a dugout down in the bh Ol One Match.” ek in 1918 and hey in y villa down near Biarritz, other buddies in the American Legion {will be all byped up for one trip {back to their formér shell holes in now, but in those days he was a sergeant in the 7th Field Artillery of He and a buck named “Baldy” Bryden of Carbon- dale, Pa, and another stiff named Broderick from some other town in the states, got hold of a chunk of elephant iron one day and! built a Just room enough in it for three, according to their plans and specifications—and a trifle crowded But one day the Germans put on JULY. 29, 1927 a bit of an air raid in the vicinity and 11 other bon soldats squoze in- to the place, and did it handily, too. The incident proved that architects’ plans usually go awry, Nason-ways. After the guerre Nason, Leonard HL, Sergeant 1st Cl. Serial Number 3086234, did a little writing, inclad-, ing a book known to the trad “Chevrons” and another, “Three O1 Now he and Mrs, Nae son and their three youngsters live © 8 Naturally, the sergeant combs his old sectors for material for his writ- ings. And every time he drives up to Montfaucon and Romagne’ he leaves his car and takes a cut over the fields to his dugout. The farmer t|that owns the property wanted: to do a little plowing there, but Nason made a deal with him to plant: his wheat all around the place and’ leave the shelter alone. So now he can visit’ it three times a year, some- times ‘four, and when he does he squats inside, smokes a cigarette in violation of wartime regulations,’ and wonders how in Sam Hill 11 brothers ever managed to get inside during that air’ raid. ’ TOMORROW: Distances in France. TALKING AIRPLANES A New York corporation is to ex. ploit the airplane with a loud speak: to the inhabitants. advertising. is to plac the roof. breakfast will be Alfalfa.” . Dr. some wee small hour at all. friend. burned shoulders. auto driving on Sunday. that themselves, . s the eighteenth amendment? wi for such special observances ping on cockroaches, buying for the week. |the cry of Broadway! law of the blatant, | screaming jungle—that i for the lack of it. Arthur Caesi dri small talk was running large., stem” that those who hat died most ingioriously when outwi game. it this time, only to lose it next. That is what makes the Broadway wheels go round—dog-eat-dog and ‘let the: fittest survive, a two-year vacation. Before he forth he shrugged his shoulders sadly remarked thet he whs He wasn’t quite sure what hi and children ‘would do whi gone, Well, they had lived in lux; . +. And top of the earth now, intouched, un: seathed, some would come! | ary Tn Broadwa: essarily m ing cards. If you play the gan jump in blind, whether it's a deal a boatload ‘of Scotch, a little flim flam game or a, visitor from Tank MY GAWSH' WES, | KI ae FELLERS. PARE ALLUS) TRYIN T SANE?“IME. nel. “Reaping a fortune,” is Broadway’ pet expression, ters not! turn gold digger. Get a racket! One of the latest “rackets,” by the way, is distributing cards to thes “Thtimate’ and Yexctusive” sith clubs among the visitors registere: it Manhattan's hotels. 7 lad are ards. in* lob’ bell-hops to see that they get unde: doors., The night club game having blown ‘up, these variations on the old lively diversion with rtdiners, dance They hint that eering liquids as well 1” entel partners and such, you ct get and ‘gene: ily, you can. That's Broadway—get g ust na fhe olf one dled’ out. Gral om, Dick, Harry: Nick'the y. other! jomewey, it ter the og is by, bread ‘alo ack of Ite Srcdllies Wace ca oR BC gry ‘Seattle; — 4 a 2-1 8! in their ¢! officers of er ‘President M i % : ve jiist retutned here wl the Far) . goninte ‘te al cree that the ‘raini! [ferent tae nether ‘1 e,, America: 3 ts of th : Beet haeh A Ae : ge [BARBS i er of enormous, carrying power, to fly over cities and shriek messages Great chance for Send a flyer over Jeru- salem right away with a ballyhoo for pickled pigs’ feet... . You CAN turn the radio off, but the only way to silence the racket about Stumbleoff’s specia} arch support pigg-pong shoes an_ anti-aircraft gun on «. TV be a great com- fort in the middle of the night to. hear “All's well with those whose Jorgenson’s .. It'll. soon be so that a] man won't be able to sneak in at Well, he can always stay with some stricken When the next congress assembles \ something ought to be done about the mun who goes around slapping sun- | A town in New Jersey has banned ivi In other communities the drivers take care of New York poultrymen -have been advised to feed hens wet mash to stimulate.produetion. But how about h more than 100 days set aside as swatting flies, eating apples, step- insur- ance, having your brakes relined and whatnot, a man really should spend all his Sundays studying his schedule |; IN NEW YORK | is is THis. is the screeching, : you wish Gi to live by bread alone, you shall die ture one night recently when the It’s an old story on the Biel way for the most vividly upon their wits have ted by another who played the same For it’s a big battle of “take or-be taken” and he who plunges in with @ bank-roll as his goal may win The othet doy a “master mind” of bootleggery went to Atlanta for ury’s lap while the. going was good. the. higher-ups were on of them eminently respectable men, Qh, well, their time , gambling doesn't nec- tossing dice of deal- 6, Centers, or a swim across the chan- How you do it mat- Run a night club or open a flea circus, book a bathtub girl or gone ing: they ies: and arranging’ mith jowed her. Twenty men were fol- e ib i over, turn the agent ey a ani tive is the om desize to live Gee wall one day die dress | s rient | hotograps and | However this may be, Dictator Chang Tsolin and General Chen Haiti-yak have issued official instructions to the populace in Peking to the effect that fantastic ideas on feminine garb . | have gone far enough. Alas! and I have not The pleasant hour forgot When one pert lady said, + “Walter! I am quite Bewildered with affright? I see (sit quiet now) a white hair on your head!” Another more benign Snipped it away from mine, And in her own dark hair” Pretended it was found . . . She leaped, and twirled it around. . . Fair as’ she was, she never was so fair. —Walter Savage Landor: The One White Hair. “Where can I'catch a car?” said Ne. “Pd like to know, by hy Just then a car came dashi He caught it—in t! ———— | Steiber a C. L. Malone went to Bismarck Tuesday where he entered’ a hospital for treatment. Miss Mary Doyle visited at Alvin Ghylin’s a. couple of days last week. The John Anderson and Fred Berg- quist families spent Sunday’ at’ the river. Bill. Hickel and Fred Bergquist have gil ee painting the. school- house barn. Mr. and Mrs. Wm. Hickel, Mary Doyle, Delbert Olson and. Glen Oder were visitors at W. S. Oders Sunday. Ted Lehr and Charlie Frye were callers at C. L. Malone's Sunday. * Tourists in Yukon Trek Old Routes Skagway, July. 29. — Tourist travel to British Columbia and Alaska has increased so rapidly ‘that at least one steamer a day now lands its ri tniaes at Skag- inland. trips over the gold-rush days. White Pass, Lake. La: Barge, Thirty-Mile River, White Horse Canyon, Five-Finger Rapids and other places where so many: men came to grief in the early days now. may be viewed from rai trains or from powerful and well- appointed steamers. f : lore than 7,000,tourists landed t {at Skagway in 1926 and the num- ber will be far exceeded this year, transportation companies announce. are did not Pre Se eters of game hunting pai wi north in the fall and outfit. at hite Horse. ides the scenic -| wonders, the. gold-mining opera- tions of the Klondike have, proved a lure to travelers. They may see hydraulic and placer methods. con- ducted on a-scale not. excecded where. i Faven y WIFE WINS BET. ON AGR' VALUE ‘tid Chicago, July 29.—In the midst of a domestic tiff over: the: attrac- tive power. of clothing, Mrs. Hilda Maarten said to Mr. Justus Maar- ten: “When I walk. down tl pret po Ree gat? of the: men turn argund' to look at me. “Tdle boasting,” scoffed Justus, “T've got $100 that says you can’t e| walk five blocks sil have ten men famous trails of ” at her.’ The next turned’ and fol- lowing: when she had. walked. the required distance. Arrested, but releaséd when she told her, story, she said: “It was easy; whenever. I passed a man I made a: face at him.”, Then she took the $100 ‘and went to buy more attractive clothes. +15" ye LItTlE JOR i 6s ‘ Vt v aay ‘a i |