The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, July 21, 1927, Page 4

PAGE FOUR The Bismarck Tribune An Newspaper THE STATES OLDEST NEWSPAPER (Established 1873) Published by the Bismarck Tribune Company, Bismarck, N. D., and entered at the postoffice at “George D. Mann..........President and Publisher Subscription Rates Payable in Advance . “waily by carrier, per year .. é 7.20 : yuily by mail, per year, (in Bismarck). daily by mail, per year, ) (in state outside Bismarck).... } Daily by mail, outside of North Dako Member Audit Bureau of Circuli Member of The Associated Press The Associated Press is exclusively entitled tc credited to it or not otherwise credited in this pa-| automobiles, the Smiths were not far behind the per, and also the local news of spontaneuus origin | Joneses. published herein. All rights of republication of ali with this? 6.00 | Smith and Jones. | | | 5 the use for’ republication of all news dispatche: | automobile. Austria. Might she not have had something to do’ She also would like to annex Austria. Regardless of whether or not this current riot was partially excited by covetous nations, it be- | hooves the Austrians to be on their guard, With two such neighbors as Russia and Italy, they will I need to work in more harmony if they wish to keep Bismarck as second class mail matter. their nation for themselves. Keeping Up With the Neighbors Once upon a time there were two neighboring 7.20) families who went under the well-kown names of They had been young folks to- 6.00 | ether, and were distantly related. They had had {a few family feuds, but they got along well to- | gether on the whole, and had prospered. When automobiles came in, each family had its When it became stylish to have two CHICAGO DETROIT | the children, and one for each uf their servants. Tower Bidg. Kresge Bidg PAYNE, BURNS & SMITH NEW YORK - - - Fifth Ave. Bldg (Official City, State and County Newspaper) Harvest Time : There used to be two American holidays dedi- ‘ cated primarily to the consumption of more fooa { * than was good for the human digestive machinery. One of those holidays—Thanksgiving—was and stili is primarily a city feast day. It has been fixed on the calendar, and from its earliest times it has been associated with the gathering of people in towns. i $ The other of these holidays is a seasonal affair * which wanders about the calendar during summer months, depending on weather and location. It is a rural orgy with which many citified epicures are | bis ly unfamiliar. The feast, as the farm- wise-have surmised, is the dinner set for the har- The Joneses said that this was the height of ex- travagance ‘and foolishness, but what could they do? The two families had been equally leaders in the community for years, and the Joneses could not uf- ford to fall behind. So they, too, all their servants. | This pretty little allegory of everyday life has | its parallel in international nonsense. Call the Smiths England and call the Joneses America, use the word cruiser in place of the word automo- bile, and you have the whole story of the disarma- ment conference impasse and deadlock. Reduced to simplest terms, it becomes an ab-; surdity, Brass Tacks in 2227. It is to be hoped sincerely that the world popula- tion conference which meets in Geneva late in Au-| gust can come to some satisfactory solution as to! vest hands when threshing time comes round, what is to be done 300 years hence when the people For the smaller wheat belt farms, threshing time | 01 this sphere will number, according to latest esti- is the biggest holiday of the year, though it is a] Mates, nearly 8,000,000,000 souls. day on which all hands work their hardest. Thz| that the world begins to worry about awful impend- threshing machine men move their awe-inspiring,| ing overcrowding. Think of it, the danger is only cumbersome, puffing, iron monster by night. For| three centuries away! two and three days before they pull into each farm | Squarely by your | . the farmwives are. preparing the feast. Young | &Teat-great-great-grandchildren, who must fi | “ Foosters give up the ghost like Pilgrims’ in the sPace for these eight billions of people or be shov path of a Moslem horde. The garden, at harvest | ff into space. ' wnesy +e * ‘time is always at its maximum productiveness. True, Marshal Foch says that there will Roasting ears, new peas, new potatoes, new beets, | Worst world war in history inside of twenty or thir- new carrots, new beans—lima beans, pole beans,|*Y years, but why should such! trifling things as kidney beans, string beans, and beans in succotash. | that worry the high minds at Geneva? { Jelly and jam of every flavor. Pickles. Cakes by neighboring farms wash dishes after the first feed- ing in order to provide equipment for later details Sweating men wash the chaff and grime from their faces and ears and arms and elbows in big tubs A Risky Way to Get Money (Minneapolis Tribune) We have heard many times about the pitcher be- out under the sycamore tree. Then they sit dowa] ing to the well once too often. to eat enough fried chicken and trimmin’s to lay} Mind in connection with the killing of a man bent -up legs hardy beings with acute indigestion for |0n taking another's money from an oil station et several days. the point of a gun. It was an orgy for men-folks, but it was a wom- :; the same for several generations at least, but from many extra laborers. And the paid secretary of “In a few more years, harvest hands may he fed “called “great.” The present era, he believes, will ¢ history, he is apt to find that leaders of earlier ages / {:. oftentimes were not installed in niches in the hall of fame until the next generation ‘came along. That is‘ likely to be the case with us. Our outstanding ., figures are too near to us to achieve. greatness. tr Only after they have receded far enough into the Past, so that we can stand off and analyze them, ‘will we be able to pick our great men. ie Austria and the Riots Evidently all this peace and calm, which was sup- posed to “have descended on Vienna after the war with a modified radical government, wasn’t so :*firmly established. The recent rivts, in which many /-were killed and injured, indicate that Austria is ' far from a satisfactory solution of its political test against the acquittal of two monarchists who Ee killed an Austrian boy in a political‘ demonstration organized a general strike. Some of the strikers \higeame riotous, and the, battle started. i On the word of those who feel sure of thei: \. an’s day, too, for the reputation of any farm-wife| ground, this man had twice before within a fort- in her community was made or broken on the re-| Sight acquired ill-gotten gain at the same place, us- past she set for the harvest hands at threshing | ing the method and technique of the highwayman. time. Pride went into each loaf of bread, each glass] !f so, there must have been a moment or two of 5 of jelly, and each pie, and women stood behind the} acute surprise when, on the third attempt, he was chairs of the reticent to urge greater gastronom- | sreeted by a reception committee of two policemen \ ical achievements. who could shoot straight and forthwith gave an ex- East of the Mississippi the day will remain much | hibition of their marksmanship, The man lived long enough to know what hit him, the big wheat farms of the west comes news that} 2d whence came the steel-clad greeting, but thai ;/-the day is changing. The combination harvester-| Was about all. thresher, which eliminates much threshing drudgery | Story are few. and saves much time has reduced the demand for| "ot need any more. Yes, the tale is soon told, but the moral is big. d the Hutchinson, Kas., Chamber of Commerce boasts | The moral came too late to do this man any good, that the wives of the wheat farmers drove to towr | but it may not be lost on others who make a ~i® their automobiles this harvest time and bought|2r who may be thinking of making a living, by 6,000 loaves of baker’s bread. armed robbery. Banditry sometimes pays big for a while, but in # grub that comes in cans, and the harvest feast will| the long run, and often in the very short run, it is lose its sacredness. extremely hazardous business. Probably very few men “make” as much at it in the course of years ik Greatness, Today and Yesterday as they could “make” in legitimate occupations. Dr. Nicholas Murray Butler, after scanning care-| There is always the danger, as in this insttance, * fully the prominent figures of this age, comes to that society may challenge the bandit vicariously the conclusion that th truthfully be | 2¢ 2 critical time, and win. ee, Bae: OF EO SAD SOULS, There may be those who like living stealthily; down into history . | who get a “kick” out of flouting law and order at oct EPA ET ADA SRR MEN een ADE the point of a gun; who crave the sensation of beat- In this, some of us cannot agree with Dr. Butler.| ing the game by breaking its rules. Qu We can agree that, on the spur of the moment, it| Pious moralizing we can say that it doesn’t pay. is hard to select a “great” man from our world The man who does it is not a good friend to him- leadérs. But that there certainly are great men| Self, but his own worst enemy. i {) among us cannot be denied. That will be discovered | his own name, with the names of those with whom "by the next generation. he may be bound by the ties of blood or affection. +: If Doctor Butler has occasion to go back into| for a stake which, even if won, is not worth while. Combine Not Practical? (St. Paul Dispatch) Combines, a name given to a comparatively new machine that reaps and threshes grain at one op- eration, will not do for the northwest, is the opin- ion given by President John Lee Coulter of the North Dakota Agricultural college. The weakness of the new machine, of which there are already 25 in the state, is that it wastes the straw. President Coulter argues, is a valuable by-product, usable for bedding stock, for an auxiliary feed and even for shelter in the form of a stack, and thus makes more difficult the spread of diversified farm- ing. Illuminating, in this connection, is the first view of the editor of the Lyons, Kansas, News of the op- eration of the combine: Behind the green hedge we heard the pop- ping of a motor. At the first break in the green barrier there came to view a great field of yel- low wheat rippling under the breeze. Bearing down upon us like a schooner underj full sail swept a great combine, its white and aluminum surface catching the golden. rays of the dying’ sun from the wheat and turning them into shafts of silver. Above clouds of dust rolled away like smoke from the funnel of a steamship. In its wake ‘the golden straw was streaming and THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE It’s a Hard Life “HE PEOPLE HAVE TIRED OF THE PRESENT ARRAY, OH SIR, AND CRANE: SIR. (BES TO INFORM YOu THAT Your WESTERN ATTIRE IS DESIRED: BY THE POPULACE: When it became stylish to have three au- ‘i tomobiles the Joneses were not far behind the Bie ee eee ae ae Fee Smiths. One day the Smiths took a notion ints Foreign Representatives their heads that they should have more automobiles ' G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY than the Joneses. They bought a car for each of “THE INDVANS FEEL SUGHTED CHIEF AND I HOPE YOU WiLL GE TWS COSTUME Your EARLIEST 1. pany HW BOOTS, SOME OLD PANTS, ies a SAT AND MY FISHING TACKLES ordered cars for BEFORE SOME ONE THINKS 4 THURSDAY, JUALY-21,) 1927 Editor's Not:: This is Chap- ter 92 of the series of articles written, by a Tribune corre- spondent who is revisiting France as an advance guard for the “Second A; E, F.” CHAPTER XCII After all, the proposition of Al- bert Grabin might be worth con- sidering. Albert is “marchand un peut de tout”—or, to be more explanatory, he sells a little bit of everything. His home is in Orges, in the de- partment of Haute-Marne, France, and his customers are scattered all along the roads and in such vil- lages as Ormancey, Leffonds and Humes. His territory extends from Ckfteauvilain clear through to Langres and he carries a stock of merchandise in his. wagon broad enough to meet the needs of ‘any housewife. P Winding sharp. blasts on! ‘his horn, he walks along ahead of his horses. When he hears a shout from a lusty-throated villager he stops, doffs his American overseas cap politely, then launches into his selling-talk. Recently, this mar-hand uh neut de tout was informed of the plans can “Lesion conven- r F: 5 “Mais, oui, aloys!” he remarked in a surprised tone. It is high time It will have to be faced great-great-great-great-great- are, for the most part, stray cats e their kittens upon fire In recent years charity or- ganizations have civen thousands of youngsters their first glance at hill- 24 during country trips. Prosperous to send their offspring to Faith never knew how long she sat,: loved her. He would have his excuse They return dazed n the little rocking chair} to les Cherry’s| acter: summer camps. Poor Bob. It was char-| iy this first contact with nature. of Faith that she felt sorry they | for her husband, even while her own heart was like lead im her breast. She hud believed she could make him happy, he being what he was—- thoroughly : good, sweet, infinitely kind; and she being what she was—thoroughly good, born to be a wife and a mother, unselfish to the | point of being ridiculous. had” been married months, and already Bob was hardly recognizable as the man she had mar- the open window, unnamed, because a name exquisit enough for so exquisite a. child— bi ty the dozen and pies by the score. First table, sec- * | y ond table, third table. Good women from the Editorial Comment | On Friday nights a little place in McDougall street, the most “villagy” spot in Greenwich Vill a sign which reads: * night—Many prominent poets present—Refresh sweetly asleep in her lap. as weak and exhau: gone through a de as indeed she had, an illness which, unknown to. the gentle,. sacrificing heart of ‘hers. had been poisoning mind and soul for das if she had tating illnesg— loiter a few of those batik-garbed, sleazy damsels who look ke the cartoons sof “Bohem- ians” than the cartoons themselves. has been allowed her body and The idea comes to} years. Their bobbed hai to grow till it teuches their shoulde: and * they pose while tourists fresh from the busses} Artificial respiration should be Inside, young men sit started at once. The method most That terrible outburst of hers, i ad berated both Cherr; id Bob, had been the crisis of that him, for his tragedy, began to lis down her cheeks, strangely hot aguinst the iciness of her flesh, How tired he looked, and much old- er, grim about the mouth, harass beautiful. blue eyes that had sparkled with such a. boyish delight in life; he had failed to land the biggest opportunity that had ever come his way—the contract to build. the new public librar: shoulders were already stooping un- der the burden of expense which she “had brought to him, in saddling him with her family. Surely it would he better for Bob if she had so disgusted him-with herself that he would wel- come her offer of his freedom. wilight had séttled like a thick ‘ith heat, when a upon her locked though she was dully felt lighter and freed, in s that almost paralyzing exhaustion, {than she had telt for years. Sicken- ing waves of remorse rolied over her, but underneath them was a steadfast gladness which she could not quell. The -fact was she had been ig- | nored, as person, for so long that she| had aimost come to bel! had no distinct personality. C the shadows of mediocrity by Cher- ning beauty, wit and charm, accepted her family’s rat- ing of her uncomplai d no sweetheurts worthy, of; the sciousty on display and play up to Ir During the course of the evening some are encouraged to recite their verse. Little encourag i d., phe, would be quite annoyed if overlooked. Most of their poetry that whichis good shows marked| t! tesemblance ‘to the work of others. are still young enough to be blind to the poseurs, actually show promis ary The essentials of the rest of the The man got no money, and he will The real poets are not hung in win- dows in Manhattan. Edgar Arlington Robinson, who has tion's best, lives !name until George Pruitt had’ sin- gled her out as the most perfect: ki specimen of young womanhood that been hailed as thi a secluded life upon an out-of-town farm. Re is one of the quietest men d, seemingly very timid est in Naw York, rising three sti with a width of but a few yards. Edna St. Vincent Millay 1s on # farm in the north when not at her| home in Cherry Lane. by the way, is he had ever seen. even tried to take George away from Bob Hathaway ing,| seen her, had not been at all aware | of her as a girl worthy of love, unti he had been engaged to Cherry and| his too-trustful heart bruised under | her imperious little heel, { And Faith knew, as she sat very | p. still with Cherry’s bab: light burden upon her knees, was she whom he loved, as wants to love the one woman, And Cherry had, TOMORROW: A deadlock. ——_____________4 IN NEW YORK | ——_—__________+4 New York, Jul 20.—A Shetland on the tenement itreets of the East Side. that it| former hurdy-gurdy man saved hia bought the pony, brought it aud|'to the Ghetto gamins, and a ride of jone block may be enjoyed for two pennies, with extra rides in propar- Most of the youngsters had ly to Cherry.| never seen a pony before. The.only pigs, cows and shee} y a feather- | elutter s the narrow- pends most of t Carmel, Calif, to be found in th It,or among.the wi newspaper folk who Algonquin ‘hotel for lunch. Rorty writes advertising «| Bruce Bartow when not wooing the Frost seldom Jeaves Helene Maitins bobs up publicly Genevieve Taggart spends summers on a Connecticut monly advised. The Well—she drew a deep, quivering breath that hurt—she had lost him now, lost him irrevocab], But Cherry had always hud him—j probably not the best of him, but! hai the romantic core of his heart. tonight, when she had. turned lik @ vixen upon her husband and her |tal sister, Bob could not pretend to him. self or to her any longer that -h ld are those ii After Central Park 200. anifaals re corn lurphy’s farm. Having never been beyond Brooklyn, the youngsters row up with strange ideas cgneern- Without any He gambles with The straw, | weit eee aed again? : “3 Can farm and teaches, writes book re- views and poetry in New York. Leon- ora Speyer, being wealthy enous» to afford poetry, lives in Washington Square and leads the intellectual aalon set of the city. These are the real poets, who do not pose for the tourists and each other. GILBERT SWAN. Daily Health Service — BY DR. MORRIS FISHBEIN Editor Journal of tl American jon has been shocked with electricity, death may occur in- stantaneously, due to paralysis of the centers of the brain; interruption of the circulation of the heart because! of overexcitation of the heart 'mus- cle: suffocation from the forcible contraction of all of the muscles as- sociated with breathing; burning due to the arc’ between the patient's body and the electrical connection; and falling when the person is shucked while at work on ao high pole, a tower or some building. If the person is seen immediately and is not dead, the first step is to remove him at once fri he source of the current, takin, that the! person who removes the injured workman does not himself juin the connection and receive a shock.' jor | Al 3 unique, Menjou in his new- [ GgBeBock PRIVATE oes hock “Yep, trente mille of the boys will deeoup this way in Septem- bre,” he was told. “Comment? Combien?” ke doubted the facts. t “Trente mille—thirty thousand— former American soldats and bon camerades avec plenty of francs,” he was assured. “Mais oui, alors!” he ejaculated, quite dumbfounded. He thought deeply for a moment. Then ,he inned. “Maybe they'll want un peut de tout?” he suggested. a ara not at. all -unlikely,” he was told. “Alors—” he said, Frovia con- fidential. Then he declared that he used to sell some of his stock of un peut de tout to the Ameri cans back in 1918 and 1919, And he said that if any of his old cus- tomers should return with the le- gion he would be very glad to see them, As an jnducement, and tv show that his heart was in the right place, he said he would give a 10 per cent discount on any pur- chases they might make, So, should any legionnaires de- sire to secure un peut de tout when they get over it might be well for them to consider the proposition of Albert Grabin of Orges, TOMORROW: Souvenirs, Old Masters =| The night when lagt,J saw my lad His eyes were Tau nd wet. oo cee little names 80 le te my two stin m, “ "Tip well,” says he, vet ince! Asthore machree! the likes o’ me I bid ve now forget.” hagas 4 the same’s a thriflin’ jin, . ’Tis more I’d do for him! I mind the night I promised well, - Away on Balalindim.— 1 thry_forgettin’ Jim. —Moira O'Neill: Forgettin’. o¢—_—_______________¢ At The Movies | ELTINGE “Tillie, the Toiler,” at the Eltinge again tonight is an exceptionally amusing comedy based on the famous Russ Westover comic strip, with Mar- ion Davies in the title role and a cast that ineludes Matt Moore, Harry Crocker, George Fawcett, George Arthur,’ Bert Roach, Estelle Clark, Claire ‘McDowell and others. The “back to the soil” movement is now sponsored by Adolphe Men- est picture, “Evening Clothes,” com- ing to the Eltinge for Friday and Saturd: is: a gentleman French farmer. In the earlier sequence of advised nowadays is the Schaefer'the picture, he ap in a beard prone pressure method, This is a one-man method, simple to perform and now ht to all first-aid workers in indu 1 plants. If the heart needs stimulation, this in ‘sometimes nage ed by a sharp slap over course, stimula’ directly massaging the heart. Electrical manufacturing corpura- tions .do not incline to the pieenenes ing wp-! of artificis! mechanical breat! paratus. Dr. Fisher. states that he does not know of a-single case of electric shock on recordin ‘which the patient's breathing had’ stopped and in which the ‘heart had ceased to beat and responded only with a twitch- ‘ing, in‘which @ mechanical: deviee| ever brought about recovery. More- over, the hani aratus is not needed and the delay in ipt sometimes interferes with of the manual method com. ge person will breathe from sixteen to twenty tim r minute. Dr. Fisher believ that artificial respiration movements should given more rapidly than this, sfnce not sufficient air will be taken in at that rate to comfort the patient. He believes the rate should be between’ twenty-four and forty HEY, MOVE OVER! _- A professor tells us that ee h fee number Fee Seve wd at all to a man who has tried to take an automo- bile ride of va Sunday afternoon, A Texan has ma to kee @ grand opera company. Maybe Darwin’ was right all in his theory we used’ to: from trees: At: least we're’ eor- tainly taking to the flagpoles. for nice shiny cruisers. vel Russia -proclaims;,a. defense ‘some money oe 2 the chrysalls of sternity— respiratory movements per. minute. | tucks mysteriously away in the 1! Bares] | o a by; - illion| Her husband trumped her ace ot azarae, | Epa: Wi that would give one a fair start on |stuifing a sofa. This is the first time he has worn a beard since he worked in “The Three Musketeers.” As Lucien, Menjou brings to his characterization the rare distinction t région in the chest.(that has always marked his work. A physician can, ol the heart directly by the injection! of drugs and in some instances even! restore life by opening the body and‘ The role calls for a sharp variation from usual type of picture, for. Lucien, as a°rich farmer of provincial France, has an unspoiled naivete that revels he simple pleasures of country life. He takes himself a wit Germaine, (Virginia Valli), who, be: ing: a eity-bred girl, is completely out of sympathy with the rustic life. : seta CAPITOL THEATRE One of the most colorful character- tions of the West is portrayed by ‘Yom Tyler-in’ his latest vehicle, “Splitting The Bree: whi will come to the Capitol theatre for tomorrow, Friday and Saturday. ‘Tyler is seen as a prospector, whose Wealth though apparently inexhaust- ible, remains a mystery with regard to its source. learly every town of the gold mining region: remote W but after a brief period of relaxa tion the lure of the open space: calla t back to their hidden gold hills, A virile period of the ptoneeri: of the West provides the environ ment for “Splitting The Breeze.” The boom town of “Boulder Gulch” finds itself at the mercy of out- lawry. Mystery clouds the identity of the perpetrators of numerouf fla- Brant breachers of frontier law: finger of suspicion “points” whose periodic disappeatantes the Gulch are of -s1 mature a) 00 sarraa Nedeteation, ee ~~ Justajingle jes, Which him i jam, reached serous the table, and He got a little slam, London — A podenita of Sueen Mary is dancing in a cabaret. ie Lettor’s father was superinte: Torok ? oe = -- = f 4