The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, April 25, 1927, Page 4

i PAGE FOUR The Bismarck Tribune An lade it News: THE STATES OLDEST NEWSPAPER (Established 1873) ? Published by the Bismarck Tribune Company. jismarck, N. D., and entered at the postoffice at ond class mail matter. .- President and Publisher Subscription Rates Payable in Advance Daily by carrier, per year . seseene . ‘Daily by mail, per year, (in Bismarck). Daily by mail, per year, (in state outside Bismarck)........ Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota. Member Audit Bureau of Circulat! Member of The Associated Press The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use for republication of all news dispatches sredited to it or not otherwise credited in this pa- per, and also the local news of spontaneous origin published herein. All rights of republication of all other matter herein are also reserved. Foreign Representatives G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY CHICAGO DETROIT Tower Bidg. Kresge Bidg. P, & SMITH NEW YORK Fifth Ave. Bldg. (Official City, State and Ccanty Newspaper) The Cheapest Way For a long time it has been our custom to speak of man power us the cheapest power there is. We mention Chinese coolies who labor 12 hours a day for a few cents, and agree that this is the} AYNE, BURNS cheapest sort of labor; we say that such monu-| ments as the pyramids and the Chinese wall would never have been built if the ancient rulers who con- ceived them had not had unlimited supplies of hu-} man labor. i But, as ‘is often the case, we're wrong. Ma-} chinery—expensive, complicated machinery—is far * and Virginia : cheaper than the cheapest of coolies. There is, one} might almost say, nothing that man can do with) his hands or his back that could not be done more | quickly and cheaply by machinery. Not long ago a western business man_ studied | the transportation of goods from Tientsin, China, | to the desert of Gobi. Coolies carried all this mer-| chandise, moving mile after mile at a steady, space- | ing for only a few cents} devouring trot, and wo: a.day—probably the lowest wages received by any taborers on carth. Qn the other side of the world—in West Virginia huge freight trains ¢ the mines down to tidewa miles of costly track. There are highl. locomotives and cars to be built there are crews of well-paid tr yn to operate | them. There has been a tremendous investment of | capital, as opposed to almost no investment at all on the Tientsin-Gobi route. Yet the cost per ton of transporting goods inj the American coal fields is just about one per cent of the cost of the “cheap” Chinese transportation. This is one of Ame ’s greatest services to the world. Our business men and industrialists have forever exploded the old belief that it economical to have vast armies of poorly-paid, hard-working “wage slaves” to do work. They have shown that the most elaborate and apparently costly way is also the easiest and cheapest way. Not only is it inhumane for a nation to depend on a submerged cl: of laborers for its heavy work; it is prehibitively expensive. That is why, some day, the oppre class, in China and in all other countri appear from the face of the ear The American v bett coolie » Will dis- What Price Coal? During the year 1926 2,250 men lost their in J ican coal mines, : This fact, made public by the U. S. Bureau of} Mines, is worth considering for a minute or two. If some one catastrophe had taken all of those lives the American public probably would be jarre‘l inte action. From all sides there would be de- mands for protective measures to render such 4 tragedy impossible of repetition. But it didn't happen that way. There were a} few. disasters of major size; the rest of those | deaths were scattered—a man crushed by falling rock" here, a couple of men killed by a coal car lives} {can fan’s appetite for the game. +Jall, is the national game. ¢it“is too big a game to —_——— [necessary to take from the individual certain| ‘rights and privile; in order that the greater ‘liberty of the city, state and nation might be as- ;sured. It is with this thought in mind that zoning jordinances are enacted, that by slightly curbing the privileges of a few, the people of a community as a whole will benefit greatly. Zoning is not a question of snobbery; it is a question of beauty, symmetry and efficiency. It is not so much an arbitrary movement to bar things as it is a move to create better things and to pro- mote conditions that will be of greatest benefit to the greatest number, $ Solving Radio Chaos The federal radio commission is faced with a problem that almost unsolvable and which will take exceeding ingenuity to even approach a solu- tion at all satisfactory to all factions concerned. ‘There are 733 stations and no place to put them. | As a matter of fact there can be no efficient regu- lation that comprehends more than 300 stations in| the channels of wave lengths available, The large problem, then, is not only how to regu- late the 300 which would be allowed, for that would be relatively simple, but to find a way of elimin- | jating 433 stations, One method, of course, is to refuse to license these stations. Another plan, | sponsored by G, C. Furness of the National Carbon | jcompany, is to put all the stations which would | | otherwise be refused licenses, in a band below 200 | | met: and there let them create their own chaos | to their hearts’ content. His theory is that t y | | would soon weary of the situation and remedy it | ing field. iby dropping out of the broadcas It is a difficult problem, indeed, that the com- mission faces. It must be fair to the broadcasters and to the listeners. In the entire broadcast band there are but 95 channels, each ten kilocyeles wide. This width of band has proven best for the indi- vidual station, representing not the most efficient band, but an irreducible minimum. Any plan for the regulation of broadcasting must, therefore, be limited on this side at least by electrical limitations. In addition it is found that geographical location has a great bearing on the question. To the layman the whole question is a maze of little understood technical det All the listener can hope for is | that someone can understand it and thus be able to work out a satisfactory solution, Rings For Men? Men, too, are to wear engagement rings hence- h. So the retail jewelers of Massachu- in convention assemble: It may well be. The jew 's offer to help any girl who wishes it to select a suitable ring. They point out that it’s only fair, after all, for the male to wear a badge of his engaged status, just as the | girl does. But here’s the rub; the stone, naturally, is to be | t! bought by the girl, And how many young ladi earnestly laying away evexy.dime for wedding gar ments and the like, are going to dig down to be- stow on friend husband-to-be an expensive ring? Somehow, we have a hunch that this scheme will die. And it won't be the men that will kill it, either. say £ The National Game Various sport writers are covering, with some | \ surprise, that the baseball “scandals” of the past winter have failed utterly\to dim the great Ameri- On the contrary. it seems that the public at large is awaiting the coming baseball races more eagerly than ever be- fore. , It isn’t so hard to understand. Baseball, after be spoiled cither by defections of players or bone- headedness of magnates. There is a thrill to it that is new every year. Wrecking baseball would be a job calling for the i services of super-experts, Editorial Comment Governor Smith’s Reply (New York Times) It is fortunate for religious liberty in the United States that the question whether a Catholic can be there, another killed by falling down a shaft in another place, and so on. And so the price at which our coal is mine: escaped our attention. But there are men whose attention this casualty record has not escaped. Those men are the miners themselves. very well the price that is paid for coal. Understanding that fact may help us to under- stand such things as the present coal strike. It may help us to see why these men feel that the: would rather enter on a long and doubtful indus trial struggle than see their wages cut or their hours of work lengthened. Be that as it may, however, one thing is sure; the death list is disgracefully high. It would be impossible to say just what should be done without first making a long and careful study of the whole situation. But it does seem as if a nation that prides itself on its industrial efficiency as this nation does could find some way of getting its coal out of the ground without sac- rificing so many lives in the process, Zoning Again Upheld For the second time the supreme court of the United States has upheld zoning ordinances municipalities which attempt to restrict certain sections for certain purposes, such as garage, resi- dential, office building, and so on. The first case was. one arising in Euclid, Ohio, and here the su- preme court swept aside all ancient prejudices and precedents and stated definitely that cognizance must be taken of changed conditions and the in- creased complexities of urban life. The court held that the zoning ordinance in purpose and intent was strictly within the constitution of the United States. Now, for .a second time, a zoning ordinance has been upheld, this time in Minneapolis, where a writ of mandamus was sought to compel the build- ing inspector to issue a permit for a four-story apartment building in a zone from which such structures are barred by the city’s zoning ordinance. Let us hope that this will settle the controversy and that various states will now amend their 80 as to provide complete state legality has brought man in closer and You may be sure that these men know | of | elected president was raised in the person of Alfred \E, Smith. Put aside his own political fortunes. He |may or may not be nominated for the presidency. | He may or may not be elected. But he has with \Clear and direct. honesty set his foot upon a hideous |prejudice; a slimy and un-American superstition, jwhich has been threatening to dominate our public \life, but which after this will scarcely dare to raise | |its head in the open. Such is the value of personel |echaracter as demonstrated by Governor Smith, go- ng in and out before his fellow-citizens for more | j than twenty years. The very jewel of his life has been his unquestioned integrity. Not even his bit- ; terest political opponent has ventured to challenge | that. And when he stands up before the whole country, as a good Catholic, and declares that in all civil matters the church is subordinate to the | state, the old charge that this is not true cannot! |be raised again without accusing Alfred Smith cf | falseh It will require hardihood to do that. | ‘ood. There may be hereafter hole-and-corner whisper- | ings about the danger of such a man in the white house, there may be gossip in the cellarage, hints, nudges, winks, innuendoes, but no one will come out into the light of day and assert that Governor | Smith is a liar. \ His answers to Mr. Marshall's questions are downright, explicit, categorical. Every one of the “jmputations” thrown upon him as a devout Cath- olic he denies and rejects in good set terms. S» doing, Governor Smith is not speaking for him. | |self alone; he makes a solemn protest in behalf; of millions of American citizens, perhaps one-sixta | of our whole population. The attempt has been made to consider them, in the matter of election to the highest office in the land, as a proscribed class. | |All others may aspire, they may not. When the! first steps. were taken in Catholic emancipation in| |England, and Catholics were allowed to vote but | {mot yet to hold office, it was an indignant Protes- | jtant Englishman who exclaimed that, while the law | had allowed Catholics to come out of jail, it still) ~ condemned them to wear prison garb. It is this ;garment which Governor Smith has now torn off his co-religionists in the United States. Any pub- lic man who can sign his name as a Catholic to the noble profession of patriotic faith with which |Governor Smith concludes his answer to Mr. Mar- shall cannot be held barred from the presidency, unless intolerance and bigotry succeed in barring ! More Work For the Dry Squad | tense i on the | sufely married to Mr. Wiley her | tation, j and heart len of the d h of Mr. Clun p orfei ‘a + ‘ ; hurchi , ihe nevot'® (good many counterfeits of the orig-| powerful and convincing portrayal of at the time of Caligula, about 40 A. " war eames peer ane Ei ih fogie 2 Banning askon |naliextant. aay the cruel hasband, and. Bowers is D. It is possible the boat fragments | t eee “the farmer sourly,! ¢, : 4 at! ideally cast as the’ friend in need. had been submerged ‘nearly 2,000 ?" Churchill drove home! ; manners was pretty bad |), George Washington was a greaty News pictures and the comedy years. objection, the gentle voice of the laconically. is During the filming. of this Ewart preacher’ had answered clearly, “I| .“What grt of partition divides the| Against the morning stars Adamson story, visitors to the War- bah radkratgs S etka ohdltee- did-—and do. two rooms?” Where fairer Tempes bloom, there|ner set commented anew on the larly those on the Rue a THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE MONDAY, APRIL 25, 1927 Buck PRIVATE foes back. fh FRANCE 9. ADAMS MEA Serves ter &s the terrorized citizens fled. Then, for three or four days, the offensive slackened. This slacken- | ing gave time to the harassed French and English. troops, who stabilized a line on the Marne. And when the Germans took up their work of going on to Paris— CHAPTER XVII Well, as M. Floquet expressed it: Who won the war? “The; Some said it was the MPs—some | in one said it was the boys who; The Editor's Note: This is the 17th | chapter in the story of a former | doughboy who, going back to France as an advance guard of the “Second A. E. F.," is revisit- | | ing the scenes which he and his | buddies saw during the war. i went on with a wine bottle and and a rifle in the other.” caves at Epernay were looted Oe enna SeenSTo ne ve thers e y fg ‘fought the Battle of Paris— of vintages up to 50 years of age. ta it|So also were ‘the caves around Oo PROBLEM ISAT WHAT ,, fut—eredie should go where it | Th aime, And, according to tacticians “Do Wik HIM In Rheims is M. Albert Floquet.|who know their drill regulations, champagne and offensives cannot be“, ' APIER HE_GETS iT | | ‘loquet_ is an assistant man- ' Sor ae lareee {conducted together. ager of a large champagne estab- | ; . s in Rheims in} General Mangin did some heroic SuT HOWTO Slap Lian the Germans fhat'came| wank” at, Verdun, “The” Americans SU , rail z HIS SUPPLY AT Reena cat. ‘The English were catapults at | este toe eemar ative |the Scheld€ Canal. And, no. doubt, everyone helped to win the war. But —the wine caves of Rheims and Epernay, in, which millions of .bot- tles are stored away to delayed You unde little oppos n_in‘their first drive toward Pari Marshal Joffre adopt- ed tactics involving an elastic re- reat. Marsal Joffre knew about the wine caves of Rheims and Eper- nay und many other vig in’ the gt} rman offensive in 1914. Champagne sector, now known to thousand of Americans who fought] Who knows? Who knows? through them. So the Germana came on, | They shelled Rheims, and they shelled |Epernay. Capture was a-simple mat- Maybe— TOMORROW: The Chemin des Dames. the freedom from paternal discipline. | — If you were to ask me why the| ! HL Ne re a out that arr aoe | nm lanhat' seem particular! way) ang giddy, I would give this as the | answer, Thousands upon thousands -come; from the little towns scattered oter| the land, some to study art and'some ~ For anemic children: | Give ege for music. . .'. Most of them have! yo)k, prunes, raisins, orange juice, been sheltered all of their lives and) and green vegetables, especially strained under the paternal. leaah.; spinech, often as possible. For +. « Suddenly they found them-! grown iver has been found valu- selves ‘in this great city with no onc! able where the blood is thin. to keep an eye on them. . . Aa od Some buckle down for serious work.) Swine sanitation, now well known but the temptation is to take ad-' through the Central West, involves vantage of this leuve of absence and | keeping young pigs away from per- let the youthful spirits run free... ‘| manent hog lots which are likely to 2 Hints For Farm |, Home | —+ Lamb gravy can be improved by adding a little currant jelly. a be infested With the eggs of round- worms, a serious swine parasite. In- stead, the pigs are raised on pasture under worm-free conditions. On the other hand there are any number who struggle for every yard of gain. Within a few months, when the hot days melt into smoky nights, they will get their chance at the! auditions given with the Stadium! concerts. Soon the halls of Aeolian, | Carnegie and Town Hall will be going at top speed as the youngsters from everywhere get their trials. Next winter, back home in the small towns, prideful parents will sit Imogene at the piano and order her to “play for the company,” pointing pridefully that Imogene studied with Prof. So- * = @ |and-So in,.New York. BARBS GILBERT SWAN. + | Pas art sd 1 > SS aa An Ohio barber has submitted to At The Movies th, the League of Nations a plan for pd the Lapin, central world government. We knew nis Weamiaution. Under], barber would. be the pue to work Thre : gCovinn “ ih, . r yj it out. i ‘ith, capabiy supported by John nal, Hoban rk pares ite Yate d Bowers ‘and: Hobart Bosworth in an ee ee eee eae natter for the], A” entire farm in Mississippi ‘has | unusuaily fine cast at the Eltinge to- bs tian pes ee ee ees Theat the| been Padiocked. Is this a move| day and Tuesday is one of the strong- iacipbsd dethe sous LA Riibas Saat against those corn borers? aiteactions ~ sneue recent: Removing sound stumps is less ex- ensive than destroying a stump that fas ‘burned to the ground. nt.» Sinner & NEA. SERVICE, INC. . .- _ TOMORROW: The quarrel hetween the unnounced in a sutisfied voice, ax if pede and eroom on thelr, wedding vith the witness had been his, rather than PAGE S06 Bream, on lvarmer and the ts his wife. But both Cher jooked far less happ; amination of the far Anderson, by Banning. ‘Anderson, a tall, stoop-shoulde! gaunt-f: , With walrus nv taches velopments, reporters summoned mes- senger boys, who came running, to hover over the backs of the writers’ chairs, awaiting the sheaves of yel- low copy paper. Rice and potatoes differ in food value even though both are rich in starch. Potatoes contain some min- erals and vitamins. Milled rice has none of these, so there should be «' pletity of fruits and vegetables in the daily meals if rice is served often. When . e Bates* answer came, npathetic e h very distinct! used the present . Cluny Churehill ze the Jefferson Where sweet clover is to be sown @ on acid soils, sufficient lime should iy first be applied to neutralize the acids in the soil to a depth of six ‘© inches. One ton of burnt lime or twe tons of finely ground limestone are usually sufficient. sworn wus zi vanished, at Miss Cher. ° her nervousness that she was gay ? You arevsure of t ELT E THEATRE “Three Hours,” starring Corinne Benzol is effective against screw worm infestation in livestock. gold-rimme. Jed, fluttere Spruce lives long. Wood tech- ing ad 7 ie! e was . est ¢ Vo rentinen Tues gent w “' _ Ai 3 months. Miss Griffith, as the vict 8 nologists recently identified aa a eee : ? : ter at re ey pansient guests | You hardly get your money's worth | of an unjust and unreasonably jeal- species of spruce a piece of wood Bates, when you took the! with mei juded; how Cherry and] out of a pair of silk stockings in] ous hu: ind, who divorces her on from a barge or -yacht of ancient Chris h ing his d immed to Mr. and Mrs, Wiley the next the morning of F was Mr, ner upo tely, refus Dupaue {the long The fi the 17th century. Rome ecovereg from Lake Nemi, near the Itallan capital. This lake, still famous for its beauty, was a fashionable resort. of Roman nobles purely circumstantial evidence, taking her child from her, gives one of the greatest emotional jatices of her career, ‘Hobart Bosworth gives a run, * . t sandwich was made in There are, still a s expression and at was the defendant's man- reader of advertisements, says 2! «Two Time Mamma” are also on the biographer. That’s undoubtedly why] pitinge program for today and Tues- he became president. | aay n 4 An Indiana jury; o en brought yin a verdict in 20 migu@™. ; We don’t ned where the gal is held that jay. 3 |complained about the room being sir. Dumfounded, cold and the window being nailed I should say.” {shut—imade me get a claw hammer ted furiously to thisffand pry it open ‘before she'd go to but the judgefbed in it, spite of the fact that she ,, who went arping on itedging so cold and Try a little horse-radish in sauee for beets next time you serve this vegetable. Also, a bit of ginger goes. well with’ beets ‘in vinegar. horror- Banning obj line of questioning, sustained Chure triumphantly: id her su CAPITOL THEATRE | In “Where the. North Begins,” Rinty made his sereen debut for ner* Bros. The dog star~ immediately gained the favor of the picture pub- ic, and these productions followed in There is no ground for the netion that fish is particularly valuable as a brain food, On the theory that livestock are not averse to a few caterpillars in their pally menu, when they have passed rough a shredding ma- chine or silage cutter, one method of disposing of corn borer infested stalks is to feed them direct to cat- tle, or use them as ensilage. Cafes Find Dogs é Good Customers “Did she and her*hasband look like rprise seem genuine to a happy bride and groom to you?” d: Banning si ' } | Old Masters | ——+ |The world’s great age begins anew,|¢¢ The golden years return, The earth doth like a snake renew Her winter weeds outworn; Heaven smiles, and faiths and em- pires gleam [Like wreeks of a dissolving dream. ler grunted. mean, ‘hug and kiss in front of me wife, they didn't.” The judge rapped a woman g In his present _ production, Hero of the Big Snows,” now Capitol Theatre, Rin-Tin-Tin the finest performance of his careei as the brave and loyal dog who res- cues a girl from a hungry wolf pack, and who brings her baby sister safety through @ blinding snowstorm.! cally. “All right, Mr. Anderson. Now tell jthe jury where your own bedroom is located in reference to the room o |cupied by M ning demand d_ sympathetically. do.” liked Miss Cherry, believed she said?” Churchill probed and Mrs. Wiley,” Man-|A brighter Hellas rears its moun- re Banning could phrase his .” the farmer answered Royale, which would eject a person not immacu- lately attired, have built up a large clientele among the pampered Pekin- ese and lie pups.: 1. Shiny limousines draw up before jthe restaurants and Madame and *’ ; Toto alignt. and in for lui The dog is given a chair beside his mis- tress and is served first with a tiny bowl of water. Next comes a plate of tit-bits for the canine ennaiy morsels of chicken covered wit gravy. The luncheon finished, the bill for both usually comes to about 100 francs, or $4, and the dog’s share of the meal comes to $1.50 or $1.75. A tour of the most fashionable res- taurants has revealed that each serves about 20 dogs a day. A few have a high eouvert charge for can- ine guests, in the hope of discour- aging the mtode, but this does not seem to divert women and their pets to the cheaper places. HER POINT OF VIEW The Husband: What extravagance! You have two hats to match that 7 one dress, His Wife: You brute! The fact is I haye only one dress to match the two hats.—Ans: “That is Mr. Bates,” Churchill In anticipation of sensational de- feats performed by Rinty, who is accredited with being one of the cleverest dogs in ‘the world. Actors who had worked in previous ple; tures. with Rin-Tin-Tin also praised this perfectly trained canine star. PALACE, MANDAN An act which is different from anything yet seen at the Palace thea: tre, Mandan, comes with the vaude- ville for Tuesday. Thelma DeOnzo and company appear in a novel high kicking and jumping act, including jumping on and off bigh candlesticks and other daring and skillful tricks. Fred Kincaid, “a master of many in- musical turn, usine a variety of instrume iy & Eldred furnish comedy as “Rural Sweethearts,” taking the audience on a visit to the old ‘m site. Jimmy Rego, blackface comedi id jolly com- I Young Cyclads on a sunnier deep. in, A loftier Argo cleaves the m Fraught with a later priz Another Orpheus sings again And loves, and weeps, and diet A new Ulysses leaves once more Calypso for his native shore. THEY’RE ALL ALIKE By Bess Bly THATs JosT My PoinT— Never Buy THE LiTTLE THINGS You CAN GET : ALONG WiTHe Another Athens shall arise, And to remoter time Reasath like sunset to the skies, The splendor of its prim And leave, of naught, so b: REALLY, DEAR Tony Buy THE MosT NECESSARY THINGS —EVEN 41TTLE /7TEMS COUNT UP So,THAT Lm BRokE att THE All earth can take or Heaven ean give. Boy a THING I DonT NEE —-Percy Bysshe Shelley: From the concluding chorus of “Hellas.” sad { IN NEW YORK | minstrel, will contribute son; +—-— | edy talk’and excellent clogging in his New York, April 25.—Manhattan rditie: snapsh ‘A colorful German rath: skeller in the Forties where yay can still see. the stout old ‘Mein Herrs with napking tucked under their col- lars’ and flowing down their vest . . And this just « hop-skip-an jump from the peak of Broadway. Chorus gist gathered in “Shubert alley,” between two theaters, talking over: job: prospects, . .|. Crowds Love is featured on wandering through the Hall of Fame trying to identify ‘the ‘enshrined. THE WAY To pel nd Girls in’“Fashions| of Song and Dance” is a 1927 revue q consisting of four talented perform- ers. Clare Bryan is a versatile chap who presents several dances that are speedy and pleasing. Miss Kathleen Schultz, vocal soloist, and Jeanne Knight and Bertlia Achor, snappy dancers, complete this company. je i sereen in “Going €rooked. . « Five hundred’ people gathering ry around a fainting woman and five ing) hundred more watching a recruiting Justaj le officer sign up a preps. << MO ee Wall Street millionaires eating in a basement cafe. . . They say Thomas W. Lamont drops in now and then. Katherine Cornell, free at last from playgoing about ++» Anyway, blue hats are in the maiority around town nm ter Damrosch mak- of; he ‘New York Syinphony, ww Yor! ony, which his father, Leopold, founded back in the eightiesy ;, WERE SELLING THE LTT. ee. “No loafing hers,” the beach sign But there she chanced to stop. _ | Her suit was thecker-board design. “It's your move,” said the cop. fA FHOouGcHT o—_________—__ not righteous clint jes: vil:36. | When you a with a great deal of religion displayed in his shop window, you may depend upon it he keeps a very small. stock inside— Spurgeon. sath SET DATE FOR HEARING. - YEH —Yen "547 ely Two or #150 EACH AEM SURE You overmach.-rEc- + + The an- . . » The National Music tesaye CuO" sets” of parents ste. deciding » sel a where to send] Imogene for spri: practice, . . ;. Boston wil share, and Europe quite a num- hattan, usual; will 0. ok i ib ae sageetok pt Ay af tees res oF even me, . bed . 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